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Gardevoir thread - No discord autism this time
We get it, the discord is filled with the most autistic members of the Gardevoir fandom. We don't need every thread spammed with it.
>>25703926
You made a gardevoir thread, and you're calling others autistic?
Sometimes I fucking hate this board.
What do you like the most about Gardevoir?
>>25704107
its design.
>>25704107
It's selfless and protective nature.
>>25704107
it's special attack stat
>>25704107
It's sophisticated and elegant.
>>25704107
Its shiny mega evolution
>>25703982
>I don't know how to read
So say if you raise a ralts to Kirlia and you have it for 18 years. Would it be ok to make love to it then? It would still look underage but technically wouldn't be by then.
>>25704542
It would never be okay to make love to it, you sick fuck. Gardevoir line is not for sexual, it is for adoration.
>>25704542
But ralts can breed right? That means they are mature enough to make love. That's my guess.
>>25703926
>gardythread.png
>>25703926
Sexual Maturity != Age of Consent
>>25705052
>implying consent matters
>>25705076
If you're gonna rape it anyway, why are you waiting for it to turn 18?
>>25705174I'm not the anon asking about kirlia. I wouldn't wait tbqh.
>>25703926
Didn't we just have a thread yesterday? Were you so eager to start another this soon?
>>25704542
>>25705052
>>25705076
>>25705174
>>25705174
And so the circlejerking has already begun.
>>25705366
But we still have much to talk about.
What is gardevoir's favorite morning drink?
>>25706811
Depends. How early? Sunrise? Probably espresso. Early/Mid Morning? Tea - any kind will do, preference for mildly fruity ones.
Summertime? Cold berry juice.
>>25707041
don't just bump, post images you fuck
would you huga boygardevoir?
>>25704107
High Sp. Atk. and Sp. Def.
>>25708467
How do you feel about its speed?
>Anymore wants to fuck her?
Please remember that there is no such thing as oppai Gardevoir. Gardevoir is flat.
>>25710185
nigga what the fuck is oppai
>>25708415
>that pic
Yes!! YES!! YEESSSS!!
>>25709412
>Anymore wants to fu#k her?
Yes. 100 millions of people do.
Stop being pussies and post Gardevoir.
>>25710406
Give the thread some time man, image dumping old content is pointless.
>>25708415
Hug, snug, fug.
All Gardevoirs are made for love.unless they're abominations with noses
>>25706811
Semen
>>25708644
Fast enough to make a revenge killing scarfer
>>25704107
The idea of something so emotionally connected to something else.
>>25708415
>getting away with being that cute
Would hug
However can we take a moment and appreciate Pokken Gardevoir for being a best
How are you guys handling Pokken Gardevoir?
>>25710880
I don't have WiiU actually.
>>25710880
Magical Leaf beam best move.
Love to snipe people who try to jump/fly to me to approach.
>>25706835
>>25710727
the two types of gardevoir posters in a nutshell
>>25711068
The problem with these threads is the people who go, "What do you think Gardevoir's favorite 'X' is?" or "Would you do 'X' to your Gardevoir?" or "What would your Gardevoir do if you did 'X'?". The second biggest problem is the people who respond.
Gardevoir is a fictional monster. I swear half of them believe Gardevoir is actually real based on how detailed their answers are or how they discuss it like it's some super important topic.
Enjoy the design. Enjoy the fact that it's a kick ass special attacker. But for fuck's sake, stop acting like it's a real creature. There hasn't been much of that in this thread, but that's usually the problem past threads have suffered. At least that's my observation.
Can anyone post the vp discord link pls
>>25711209
It's a private group. They don't let people in.
>>25711216
;_; are you in it?
>>25711230
Nope, nor do I want to be.
>>25711201
>having fun speculating what a pokemon would be like in real life
>hurr durr ruining thread
It was just a joke about how people either go full pure or full lewd with no inbetween
>>25711209
If my experience with the AC discord was anything to go by, you probably won't get anything a brisk search through the top rated of e621 and the boorus wouldn't get you. It's not so much a secret club as a convenient porn blindbox.
>>25711201
I think you're not understanding the reason people do this.Fun.
>>25711365
For me, it comes off as autistic. Not because they're doing it, but because of how sincere they come off when they talk about Gardevoir.
>>25711230
Is anybody here in it, or did they leave /vp/ for good?
Wouldn't mind joining myself. If they're truly a bunch of autstic spergs I'd just leave, but if they're decent enough people I'd stick around.
>>25711413
I love gardevoir but I'm not obsessing over it like these guys.
>>25711536
>need to have a verified e-mail
Why?
>>25711853
>waaaah, I can't shitpost without a verified email
>>25711878
I just wanted to check it out, faggot.
No wonder people hate your circle jerk of a group.
>>25711916
Waifu
>>25711853
So they can shitpost your email if you hurt there feelings. :'(
>>25712121
*Their
Uncultured swine.
>>25712147
Thank you my good friend :)
With a physical gardevoir do you prioritize speed or attack?
>>25712241
Don't know why you would go with physical but I guess attack since it need all the boost it can get for that stat.
>>25712241
Attack first, speed second, good luck
>>25712261
Fire punch, zen headbutt, return. We make talonflame a beast with less attack, but the ability makes up for it. Gimmicky is just what you call something not yet wide spread. I may name her Lightning. Or Six.
>>25712310
fourth attack?you could go giga impact for maximum madman
>>25712326
>>>25712310
> fourth attack?
> you could go giga impact for
> maximum madman
Oh yes... I was gonna do wish protect return fire punch but this seems more fun. Get ready iron defense baton pass scolipede, we have a world to plie and Waltz through... A danse macabre performed by a black hole ballerina
>>25711536
Ugggh, can you just fuck off for once?
Literally no one wants you around,
>>25704542
Middle stage evos are the teenager phase of pokemon anon.
>>25711384
Being a writer, I find a lot fun to be had in coming up with a fictional character's schedule. I mean, that's the fun of writing: making shit up.
I happen to like Gardevoir, so I answered the question because it was fun to think about.
I also like Empoleon, and his favorite morning drink would be just about anything iced. Probably prefers tea to juice, coffee, milk and water.
>>25704107
It sucks in Pokken, and it's piss easy to beat in Ferrum League.
>>25704542
1. Pokemon age of sexual maturity isnt 18 (neither is it for humans anyway)
2. Age doesnt matter anyway as long as there's consent
Dont give too much importance to arbitrary society rules (especially if you're going to be a pokephile anyway)
>>25713418
>expecting a cpu to be able to use a slow projectile trapping character effectively.
Gardevoir doesn't suck, it just has a much different game plan than the other characters on the roster.
>>25713460
>Age doesnt matter anyway as long as there's consent
>>25713526
there are
several
reasons that this is not a good way of looking at things, most of them relating to psychology and our understanding of the chemical structure of the brain and its thought processes before a certain age
but that applies to humans, so maybe if you'd said "consent is the only thing that matters when talking about fictional creatures that can display incredible intelligence and undergo transformation that defies logic at the drop of a hat" then you'd be closer on the mark and wouldn't sound like a terrible pedophile
>>25713603
When you're fucking sapient non humans? Yeah, the arbitrary age we apply to ourselves is the most degenerate thing about this situation
>>25713684
>>25713781
good argument, almost flawless, but you could have gone for a smug anime face to really seal the deal
>>25713631
Are you retarded or blind? Both perhaps?
>>25713800
A soon-to-be jailbug doesn't need an argument
>>25713854
How in the hell am I going to jail for talking about fucking a fictional creature that isn't even humanhell even in the context of humans, it may be illegal to screw, say, a 16 year old in a lot of places and it may not be my cup of tea but it's hardly immoral if they consent
Guys. C'mon.
>>25713876
I think suicide is your only option
>>25710185
Flat Gardy best Gardy.
>>25713963
wrong
>>25713963
Right
>>25713935
>shitty reaction images with no arguments whatsoever
>muh 18th birthday magically makes you an adult overnight
>age of consent and maturity for humans is universal and applies to pokemon
you first
>>25713963
theres a case to be made for both
>are you interested more in staying true to the source material
flat, but if you're interested in not straying from the source material than a fair bit of what gets tossed around in this thread would make your head spin
>are you interested in yanking your dick or just looking at art regardless of accuracy
oppai is probably your bag, because you don't really care how true it is to the source material which is at once a good and bad thing
>>25714002
>are you interested in yanking your dick or just looking at art regardless of accuracy
>oppai is probably your bag
joke's on you
>>25714001
Here's some free advice
Don't be a pedophile
Nuff said
>>25714002
Those are the two extremes, but there's also those who would add something like a small chest and not go overboard with changes, so as to stay very close to the canon design.
I don't think there's much wrong with making slight changes like that, as long as the overall design stays mostly true to canon, and it does still allow for some sexualisation.
>>25714030
>teens, especially 16+
>pedo
you best be appreciating these free (you)s
>>25714027
yeah i left out the middle ground but that's on me
>>25714048
i like basically the entire spectrum because well
its all gardevoir in the end to me
>>25714072
Are you trying to do yourself some favors by posing as degeneracy?
>>25714075
>i like basically the entire spectrum because well its all gardevoir in the end to me
amen
>>25714048
My favorite is the middle ground in which the breasts are small and flow nicely with the overall slender design of canon garde.
>>25714098
Shut up
>>25714105
Well that was uncalled for
>>25714123
Fuck in
>>25714027
>Not drinking the surplus milk your Gardevoir produces.
>>25714098
>fluffy hair gardevoir
My heart
>>25714002
I choose both.
Where's that shitty 3d model faggot?
>>25714353
I don't know, maybe you should tell us where you are, fagboi.
>>25714320
>tfw there isn't more art of gardevoir with different hair styles
i can't even find the image that has like six different ones on it where the fuck did it go
>>25714616
gotchu senpai
>>25714647
thanks mate
1 and 3 are still my favorites
>>25714616
Ok. This is clearly furry shit.
>>25714733
>gardevoir
>its body isn't even covered in fur
>furry
Nice meme
>>25704015
Request the tango version
>>25714002
I like both and in between.
I see it more has a art style, really I don't know why you have to chose a side.
I haven't been to these threads in a while, but am I imagining it or did the mods chill on oppai garde purging?
>>25715231
nah it still gets deleted, just depends on who's moderating when
>>25715268
Still, compared to the old threads where it was purged on fucking sight regardless of if it was sexual or not, this seems much more chill
>>25715287
i dunno, i pop into garde threads every time a new one is up looking for art and shit seems to get deleted pretty fast
seems kinda draconian 'cos other threads don't have mods react quite so quickly, if at all, but then again these threads have a terrible stigma attached
>>25715177
>fat assed gardevoir
The best.
>>25715603
>impure gardevoir
the worst
>>25715666
>being old and haggard automatically makes you impure
leave her alone she's had a tough life.
>>25715758
What made her this way anon?
>>25715908
Time.
>>25715908
Thing's could have been better. Granted, they could have been so much worse - she was alive and relatively healthy. Relatively. Still, the day-in day-out was mind-numbing, it was exhausting, and she didn't expect this to be what she'd be stuck doing for her life. There were old aspirations struggling to flicker within her against oppressive, damp darkness - wishes and dreams of a time when she could have stood proud among peers as a Pokemon League Champion's Pokemon.
But here she was, breeding Ralts for some crazy bastard that had tossed 8191 eggs out because they had green hair. She took another drag from the cigarette in her hand and sighed. It was enough to make her cry, but the tears had dried long ago.
Perhaps what hung on her most was this life was so oppressively boring. At least if she was suffering, beaten and bloodied there would be adrenaline and thrill. All she had instead was the same old countryside. The same old crazy bastard and his incessant whining. And the never ending eggs.
The door beside her cracked open, and that idiot was clutching a blue-haired Ralts, beaming, tears streaming down his face. He finally had what he wanted, he told her, now he just had to raise it.
She sighed and asked him if it was a boy or a girl. His face fell and he turned the Ralts about and lifted it to get a peek. Without another word, he shuffled dejectedly back into the house.
She took another drag. "Figures."
>>25716309
Damn why do you make me feel guilty for breeding shinny's?
>>25716309
"Taking down an evil gang and winning the championship doesn't mean anything if you're wild caught with only one IV."
>>25716497
It is (from an in-universe perspective) something that shows precious little interest in individual pokemon as living, breathing, feeling things, and instead as commodities that you can "reroll" eternally. It's like a puppy mill but worse because the creatures you're producing (some of them anyway) have a degree of sapience and/or sentience.
>>25716520
Ain't it the truth.
>>25716679
>It is (from an in-universe perspective) something that shows precious little interest in individual pokemon as living, breathing, feeling things
I want sun/moon to fix this. More interacting with pokémon and more features to make them unique.
>>25718904
I am so happy ami exists, it was a really good start.
>>25720483
it better just be a start though, I want to love and care for my garde but they're just so unexpressive, even by the standards of a super stoic floaty psychic.
>bow
>bow
>bow
>>25720727
To be fair, every other pokémon that is not pikachu have limited animations.
>>25720779
I know, just seemed more relevant to talk about gardevoir in a gardevoir thread
>>25720807
You are right. Garde a qt3. 14
It's not like Gardevoir is getting a fuckton of new shit in S&M, look at the rest of the roster. it's a game for fan fan favorites.
>>25721694
I haven't the faintest idea if Gardevoir's a fan favorite, but going off her representation in media across the games, anime and merchandising - eh, maybe she'll have something. Maybe not.
I'm not particularly hung up on it, as I'm more excited to play Moon.
>>25721694
Maybe the pokken mons will get more things.
that would be cool.
I want to ___ a Gardevoir
>>25722054
I want to hug a gardevoir.
>>25722054
I want to enjoy a life with a Gardevoir. Might be pretty fun.
>>25722054
anally penetrate
>>25722054
quick! someone post lewd pics
>>25722126
>tfw gardevoir is the mega in my usual team
>tfw mawile is the mega in my monofairy team
I love this picture so much
>>25710914
I thought she was brushing her teeth with the strap from her top.
It's way too early for me.
>tfw you're sick
>no loyal and affectionate gardevoir to nurse you
>>25722526
I never realized I wanted this.... but I want this
>>25722526
Casual activity gardevoir images are GOATthat is also something I would rather enjoy
So what move set do you guys use for your gardevoir/gallade?
>>25722054
CUDDLE!
>>25722821
In Y I ran Magical Leaf, Shadow Ball, Moonblast and Psychic. Kinda wish I had ORAS so I could have run Hyper Voice but meh.
>>25722821
Y
Gallade Poison jab, psycho cut, night slash and maybe brick break? Poison jab OHKO'd Mega Gardy
>>25722949
>There are still people using Yolovoir in 2016.
I don't buy it.
>>25722949
Drain punch!
>>25722821
My M-Gallade is running Swords Dance, Knock Off, Close Combat, and Psycho Cut.
I know Zen headbutt is more reliable but I like Psycho Cut's animation on Gallade....
>>25722821
>hyper voice
>psyshock
>thunderbolt
>destiny bond
After defeating some foes, sometimes they send out M-Mawile to finish her off with iron head but they don't expect they will also fall with her.
>>25722821
I have two garde
1.
mega garde with
hyper voice
psyshock
w-o-w
Hyper beam
and 2.
the snorefu set with
snore
rest
w-o-w
calm mind
>>25704107
his feminine dick
