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Previous Thread: >>25605554
OKAY! I got all three shiny GAMESPTOOP legendary beasts! Who the fuck wants 'em? Cause I don't. I can't trade them with anyone, and my friends don't want them so what about you guys?
Also, I'm the Jirachifag who wanted one last thread so if you have one then I'll greatly appreciate it.Oh yeah and Keldeo.
>>25620462
I can give you a Keldeo.
Which legendaries are you talking about?
>>25620560
No, No I think I might've worded that wrong. I HAVE a Keldeo to give away cause I don't really like Keldeo.
I'm looking for Jirachi and Diancie.
The ones I'm taking about are the shiny Suicune, Entei and Raikou that Gamestop gave away for HGSS.
>>25620594
Ah, then sorry, can't help you.
Jirachi and Diancie are some of the legendaries I don't have spares of.
How should I breed and train pic related for the battle maison? should i have 2 seperate for singles and doubles?
>>25620594
I have Diancie and Jirachi. Put a scatterbug on GTS for a level 100 ditto and I will trade you through the acquaintances (IGN: May)
>>25620606
Welp. I can take another Keldeo then. Do you want any of the dogs/beasts/things?
I just want to get rid of them.
>>25620690
Sure, I'd love to take the Raikou (or whichever ones you don't want) from you.
Adding you in a moment.
>>25620670
>>25620715
Sure thing guys.
Does anyone have a more complete vivillon map?
So I bred like an entire box of penta perfect Phanpys with 4 of them having that non-perfect stat being in special attack.
I would be for trading them away to anyone who wants them. I am mainly looking for penta perfect breedjects that are insmogonUU and below.
To name off a few notable ones: Noivern, Bagon, Duskull, Swinub, Porygon, Tentacool, Aron, Weedle, Zubat, and Flabebe.
>>25620732
Ready whenever you are
>>25620690
I want Suicune
>>25620732
Alright, dude, thanks!
>>25620875
Thanks broseph.
>>25620932
Sure. What do you have to offer?
>>25620940
what do you want?
>>25620972
Jirachi or Diancie.
Or any other shinys you may have.
>>25620992
I have a Jirachi
>>25621039
Suicune please?
>>25621039
Then let's rock dude.
>>25620670
What did you want again?
>>25620992
I responded to my own post like a retard. I meant to respond to yours
>>25621085
Keldeo is also acceptable. I don't have Diancie, but do you still have a Suicune?
Anyone have a Houndour egg they could spare?
I'd be very grateful. It's for an ingame run so any modest or timid Houndour would be great.
>>25621085
I want you to put a scatterbug up for a level 100 ditto and then give me two shitmons for you legendaries
>>25621121
Sure Give me about 20 minutes
Thanks Kira!
>>25621117
Yeh I still got Suicune. Do you have any other rare things?
>>25621150
That's mighty generous of you, friendo! I still have that Scatterbug up from a couple of minutes ago. so there ya go.
>>25621151
I do
>>25621172
I have a Victini with perfect IV's, but the odds of it being legit are astronomical
>>25621207
Meh. I'll take it. Victini is a cute bugger.
>>25621207
multitasking is hard, I'm playing 2 Pokemon games, Dragon Age: Inquisition, and posting here all at once.
Does the combination of No Guard and One-hit KO moves not work in battlespot doubles?
Just used tried a Mega-Pidgeot/ Dugtrio fissure combo for a gimmick but the enemy pokemon kept 'avoiding the attack'?
If anyone knows that would be great
>>25621230
I actually have 2 Victini's, one is from the Japanese movie and has perfect IV's (not sure if legit) and the other one I caught myself
>>25621260
I'll take the legit one then.
>>25621150
Thank you Friendo
>>25621270
I don't think I want to trade a Victini for a Suicune.
>>25621307
Okay. Tell you what, do you have any rare Vivillon?
>>25621360
I don't know what patterns are rare
Thank you Passerby May! Wherever you may be..
>>25621381
Icy Snow, Archipelago, Sandstorm, Savanna, Ocean or Jungle patterns are the rarest.
>>25621413
>Jungle are rare
lel really?
>>25621413
I have the Polar Pattern
>>25621121
>>25621304
Put a scatterbug or something else on GTS for a level 1 female houndour
>>25621413
No problem, friend!
>>25621421
Fug man, for me it is. All I seem to find are Meadow, Tundra and Modern.
I'm missing:
Tundra
Meadow
Archipelago
Sandstorm
River
Monsoon
Savanna
Sun
Ocean
Jungle
>>25621443
I put up a Seedot for the Houndour, thanks bruv.
>>25621497
Sent :^)
>>25621484
>>25621455
Well, if you don't mind waiting a while I could start my X game and get you guys a Jungle Scatterbug. I'd have to wait a while to catch them though, since I deleted my last save, and I'd have to start again.
>>25621521
If you want, sure. Don't go out of your way if you don't want to. I would appreciate one, though.
>>25621521
>>25621538
I can just get one eventually trading on here, so there's no need. Enjoy your houndour.
>>25621521
We would greatly appreciate it buddy. Although you don't have to if it's that much work. They're just Vivillon after all. It's alright.
>>25621538
>>25621548
Yeah, I don't mind. I was meaning to play X again anyway. Wait a couple mins though.
>>25621553
I'll see if I can get you one
Would also appreciate the Vivillons, have a bunch of 5 IV Larvestas to trade in return.
Why kind of ball should i breed swablu with?
I have four Scatterbugs that will turn into Jungle Vivs. For the guys who wanted them. How do we do this?
>>25621781
Have this handy dandy chart.
>>25621823
Add me, we'll trade
>>25621823
So what exactly do you want for one?
>>25621853
kay.
>>25621519
injecterbro, I need you desperately if your willing. ive been hatching a million tyrunt eggs to get my shiny. im fucking done. literally the hardest shiny ive ever tried to get for no reason. could you please give me a not shit shiny tyrunt. if you take favor on me, Ive got a bagon on gts with the message VP on it.
I don't suppose anyone has a modest Litwick with 5 IVs?
>>25621866
>>25621866
whatever you may have. if you have it, any shit ditto would be ok. perhaps a female aerodactyl or a lopunny or their megastones. if you don't have any of that then anything, really.
>>25621903
Lucky you, I'm actually trying to evolve a Buneary right now for muh dex. It's lv 40 now.. it'll evolve someday..
I also have an Aerodactyl but it's Male. I also have a Ditto somewhere I think.
So which would you prefer?
>>25621924
yah, the ditto would be ok.
>>25621924
Thanks man, enjoy your Larvesta
>>25621939
np man, thanks too.
>>25621924
added you friend
>>25621947
Ready whenever, dude.
>>25621947
You guys are the BEST
Looking for 2 chimchar, both abilities
>>25621879
>>25621519
should probably ask if you could give it strong jaw and ice fang please.
>>25621879
put up THE tyrunt you want on GTS for a level 100 ditto then let me know. I will only change the shiny ID to match your Trainer ID (making it shiny). Nothing else will be modified unless you want it.
>>25622085
Sure Give me a few minutes and I can do it at the same time as tyrunt
>>25622175
I want everything modified please. I've been working up from a one iv tyrunt. I'd like a 6 iv please. I'm just so fucking over bicycle simulator for the week.
>>25622175
Well if you're doing that much, just copy paste the choice scarf build from smogon, non shiny and just give me a level 1 iron fist that's shiny.
Anyone got a spare Ho-oh or Lugia on them? Need one to catch the dogs/beasts.
>>25622215
>>25622237
uh, sure, how's this:
Tyrunt (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
Jolly Nature
- Fire Fang
- Ice Fang
- Poison Fang
- Dragon Dance
>>25622239
Shit forgot friend code. 3583-1469-0372
>>25622215
>>25621879
put one of yours on GTS for a level 100 ditto REEEEEE
>>25622252
perfect, love you anon.
Still looking for Vivillons/Scatterbugs, just starting my collection so I need pretty much all of them (except for Jungle, Polar and Icy Snow).
Mine is Icy Snow, so if any one wants one just hit me up
>>25622265
it's up, sorry. had to grab ds
>>25622252
The choice build request was posted by the chimchar fag. Who is I
>>25622325
I don't know none of you have names
I got the tyrunt. Modifying it now.
Chimchar bro will get two 6iv mons with HA and normal ability. Put something on gts for a female level 1
>>25622351
sorry anon, I'm 9ne my phone and /g/ doesn't seem to let people have names on here. I'm tyrunt guy. I'll end all my posts in desu. desu.
>>25622351
That's fine. Level 1 female pawniard going up, message /vp/
>>25622351
tyrunt anon here. I got a tyrunt up on the gts with the message vp on it when the non shitter tyrunt is gone. thanks again.
serebii chat doesn't seem to work on my computer, haven't tried going there in a while
I'm looking for anyone who can help me trade some pokes to evolve and trade then trade back a few pokes to complete the hoenn dex in ORAS
Did I get the right Tyrunt? It's from a Jerry hatched in 2014 and it's from an egg handed to you from the fossil guy, not one done at a daycare
>>25622540
perfect desu. a tyrunt lv 1 is on gts for the trade with vp as message
>>25622563
Okay, I modified to be given to you by the daycare and hatched in lumiose city so it looks 110% legit
>>25622409
checking now
>>25622540
Can I get some event pokemon injected?
>>25622585
thanks so much anon desu.
>>25622539
I can help you out. I've got a few I need to evolve anyway
>>25622597
Yes if I have it on hand or you have one for me to copy. I'm not good at making them out of nothing
>>25622600
No problem, bro. Enjoy the shiny dino.
I have extra dinos if anyone else wants one
>>25622619
1/4? pls
>>25622409
pop out of the menu so I can give you the other chimchar
>>25622603
sweet, do you happen to have a rhyperior you can trade over quick? The protector costs 32 BP and I have literally 1 on OR
anyway my FC is 2852 7609 2462
>>25622619
Was that your chimchar or was I sniped? Either way another pawniard going up
>>25622631
>>25622619
you made me one step closer to team dino
>>25622635
Thanks babe, you're a doll.
>>25622631
>>25622656
wait are these event or just legendaries? It would be a lot easier if you posted the showdown teambuilder format if they are just legendaries
>>25622638
i actually have to rhydons to evolve, so you'll get the dex entry for it. If you want a protector, I can send one over on a junk pokemon for you
>>25622658
>>25622662
No problem! Tell your friends
>>25620817
But what if I want to run a VGC Special Attack, Sand Veil, Double Team, Fissure Donphan?
>>25622672
These are Japanese event giveaways
Pokémon Scrap 2016 Pokémon
and
Dahara City Legendary Pokémon
>>25622673
i dont necessarily need it but if you're willing thats cool
I'm just working my way to a shiny charm
anyway I'm ready whenever. i need any of the following if you have them on hand to trade over quick:
wobbufet/wynaut
rhyperior (obv)
probopass
ill be online
>>25622689
okay post the other two
>>25622701
>>25622705
Hi guys! So, here's the story. I dump my bf (ex bf) and the looser delete my nintendo id, so all my pokémons are dead now.
Any decent ditto arownd? To get back to my feet.
>>25622690
I've got an extra wobbuffet you can have
>>25622673
are you playing on X/Y? I thought feels evolved with max beauty again in gen VI
>>25622733
Depends, can I fuck your sweet boipuss?
>>25622741
oras, trade with prism scale
>>25622739
>when feebas autocorrects to feels
btw ddidd you want recover on mitotic?
>>25622759
don't teach it anything
>>25622733
I'm very sorry to hear that. I can help. Just put a scatterbug on GTS for a level 100 ditto
I will make sure you never lose your nintendo ID again.
>>25622723
Got them, ready. Initiate a trade when I come online.
>>25622766
fuck man, i took away tackle when i thought u weren't replying i didn't wanna leave u hanging
>>25622774
stupid wait time between posts. Oh well, nothing of value was lost
ill give you something to make up for it
>>25622780
>>25622631
>>25622656
Can you post the rest? I'd really appreciate it, Anon.
>>25622780
you need anything else evolved?
>>25622780
i think I'm good unless you need more evos
>>25622806
nothing I can't get another time. I really only keep some of these unevolved so I have an excuse to help other people with their trade evos
>>25622705
What the fuck is this
>>25622819
did you want me to go back? ill do it gladly
thanks otherwise tho
>>25622826
i'm good dude
>>25622836
alright, take it easy
you're a cool dude
>>25622772
You are awesome! Is actually a lvl 30 kecleon. I'm on ORAS, still not a fucking scatterbug. That is lame haha. Sorry and thank you <3 it's up!
If any injectors could help me out I'd be grateful requesting a:
Smeargle @ Amulet Coin
Ability:Own Tempo
Nature:Timid
-Dark Void
-Happy Hour
-Payday
-Thief
>Entire day trying to capture Ho-Oh with good stats etc
This stats autism will be the bane of me I swear
>Ho-Oh - #250 (Jolly) Pressure: 2 - 3 / 31 / 10 - 11 / 22 - 23 / 30 - 31 / 30 - 31
Fucking hell just give me decent stats overall game, there's always a 2-4
>>25622772
Thanks Bro!
>>25622795
Rest of the hidden abilities? okay, just remember that Giratina, Dialga, and Palkia are all nature locked into what they have.
>>25622896
Yup I was talking about the hidden abilities. I found them though, so it's okay now. Thank you for posting them though!
>>25622873
heh, yeah, scatterbug is lame.......
Getting the kecleon now
>>25622887BANE?
>>25622921
Even more lame is not having one on your dex, belive me...
>>25622936
Okay, I sent you an extra special ditto! :^)
>>25622955
You are the best. Did I mention that I'm single now? Haha see you like, here all fridays (?
>>25622990
Haha, it's Thursday still. You should fix your 3ds clock. It thinks it's May 5, 2011!
>>25622990
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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Want to evolve my Kadabra into Alakazam in ORAS can anybody trade him to their game and back for me?
>>25623069
The day I get it! I'm sure! And now I feel even more lame
>>25623082
I can help you out. I know I have something that needs evolved anyway
>>25623075
That's fancy, mate.
>>25623094
ok add me and lets do this.
>>25623096
Can I have your boipuss now
>>25623104
got you added and coming back online
Anybody want a free HA Zapdos? I want to test to see if I injected it correctly.
>>25623112
waiting ingame
>>25623115
wonder trade it if it's not an event to test injections
>>25623112
thanx
Requesting an injection if anyone would be so kind :)
Smeargle lvl.100 @ Amulet Coin
Ability:Own Tempo
Nature:Timid
-Dark Void
-Happy Hour
-Payday
-Thief
>>25623127
It is an event.
>>25623109
Buuut.. I've already have a ditto, anon!
Does anyone happen to have a sheer force tododile they can spare?
>>25623138
>>25623127
>>25623115
I posted it here, btw
>>25622656
>>25623378
I have one if you're still around, put something on the GTS asking for a level 1 Totodile and reply telling me what you put up. I'll be around for another hour or so.
I have half a box of WT hackmons to give away, most are shiny.
Post FC if you want one of these guys.
>>25624739
What do the quagsire, sudowoodo, and snolax look like? Does the snorlax have immunity?
>>25624759
they're all shiny, snorlax is thick fat
>>25624785
But how are their stats?
>>25624847
Quag and snorlax are 6IV, sudowoodo none
>>25624860
Is the quagsire unaware? And what would you like for it?
>>25624876
Quag is unaware, relaxed. Anything will do, I'm really just getting rid of those. But a nidoran male would be nice for my dex.
Can any of you nignogs help me evolve my Dusclops? just need to trade it back and forth.
>>25623615
>>25623615
sorry m8, i fell asleep. if youre still around, there is a crocnaw up for that totodile with the message VP. thanks
>>25624966
I can do that
>>25624985
thx bb, you made my living dex a little closer to completion.
>>25625012
glad I could help
>Mfw just finished the National
IT'S TIME
I have a small request. I need a Machoke for my living dex so I was wondering if someone could trade me one with an everstone or if anyone here has a friend safari that has Machoke in it
>>25627026
i can give you a machop, you can evolve to machoke yourself.
Anyone got a Moxie Heracross? Bonus points if it's Adamant and has Rock Blast, although I can breed for those things myself if I have to.
So after hatching this 5 IV whore yesterday I can't decide what to hatch now so pls tell me /vp/. The choices are:
Treecko, Tepig, Chespin, Onix, Elekid, Smeargle, Druddigon
They are all pretty based so help a bro out.
>>25627534
do Timid Smeargle
>>25627534
forgot to add pic of yesterdays hatch.
can anyone spare a perfect Ditto? I want to be able to breed mons for myself and others
>>25627545
Smeargle it is.
>>25627573
put something on the gts requesting a lvl. 100 ditto with the message "/vp/ bro"
>>25627588
ok, I deposited a lvl 20 Minccino
Can i please a shiny Fletchling? No hidden ability
>>25627630
sent :^)now you must battle me
>>25627683
thankswhat's your FC?:^)
>>25627717
added
>>25627717 , >>25627630
and >>25627573 are all me, by the way
>>25627759
I figured as much.dat mii face
>>25627740
am I the only one having trouble staying connected to the pokemon servers lately?
>>25627802
I'm doing fine.
>>25627768
also gimme a minute, I gotta get my team out of the PC
>>25627818
>not having a team ready in your battle boxpleb
>>25627832
can we do a normal battle?not all of my Pokemon are level 50 or higher
AAAHHH SingleS!!!?, okay let me switch out some they need to be at a specific level to work anyway
>>25627683
Are you an injectbro, bro? could you possible give me a totodile with sheer force as an ability. I want to do some breeding with it. I was going to get a legit one from another anon, but i guess he is busy having a life. i already have a croconaw on gts with VP as a message. I would be forever grateful.
>>25627940
I have a legit one, that you can have let me finish this battle
>>25627889
>tfw half my moves are useless
>>25627832
kek
>>25627972
thanks mate. that'd be might helpful. its so fucking gay that they are impossible to get outside of events. and breeding those event pokemon.
Any female Nidoran with HA out there? I need a spare...
>>25627972
that was a pretty good battle
So, I got a German ditto and an American Horsea. I'm a first time breeder so this should be enough to make the Masuda method work, yes?
Is it worth looking for a few select shinies without the charm or is that just way too hard?
>>25628137
eh.. I don't really do singles
yes, you could do some other stuff to make it a tiny bit easier, but i say it isnt worth your time. like getting the shiny charm.
>>25628254
>>25628188
I meant to reply to you. as long as one of your parents is from your country and the other an alien. you should be fine.
that bullet punch, too op. GG
>>25628282
yo anon I think that poke i put up on gts was snipped. I put a tododile up with the message "vp sheerforcepls" if your still willing to part with it.
>>25628028
put something on the gts requesting a lvl. 1 totodile with the message "/vp/ Bro"
>>25628282
yeah, I transferred that Technician Scizor from my Platinum version
>>25628351
>>25628362
already got something up man. thanks
>>25628374
Sent :^)
>>25628380
thanks m8. id offer to battle. but im already late for work.
>>25628400
understood, have fun ;)
>>25628416
tfw reaching the low that you let yourself be late over a fancy pokemon
>>25628362
what nature is your Doublade?
>>25628427
don't worry, I stay up till 4 am trying to make the right pokemon. When I have things to do at 7
>>25628435
Impish
>>25624739
Can I get the X, Z, and Cres for my living Dex? I don't have much of value right now but if you're just dumping them it'd be super helpful. I'll take others as GTS bait too. Let me know if you're down and I'll log in.
>>25628446
I don't suppose you have a modest Litwick?
>>25628541
I can get one..
so I'm making my fist competitive team. I'm thinking about running tyrantrum, feraligater, venasaur, chandlure, mega heracross, and still deciding on the last. how does it look? and move recommendations?
>>25629050
not mega heracross, meant mega pinser.
>>25629050
hazard setter maybe?
>>25629085
any suggestions? I don't want to be a memer and run stealth rock
>>25629050
You've got nothing that resists Rock, Ghost, Psychic, Dark or Dragon. Maybe Bisharp?
>>25629107
i personally run sudowoodo because of favoritism. rocks are rocks, just use them. maybe skarm would be a good choice
>>25629139
Bismarp is cool. never used darks much before
>>25629139
>>25629155
>not Klefki
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
Soft resetting for a decent Celebi on AS and got this:
Celebi
Bold nature
31/31/30/9/31/30
Horrible special attack and a 31 IV in attack ain't ideal for a psychic; keep or kill?
Already have modest 31/3/30/29/31/31 on OR if it makes any difference.
>>25629342
that works too. ;__;
>>25629396
yeah, I just know from experience that Klefki works well if you like inflicting status on your opponent and setting up hazards (which is why I suggested it), but you can go with whatever you feel like using. I actually have a Whimsicott, which is also pretty fun to use. it's shiny, and has 4 IVs maxed (HP, Def, SP. Def, and Speed)
Alright, never really tried to focus on EV training. How many EV points to berries remove?
>>25629369
I'm doing the same but at lv. 100 do IVs really count? I mean, just look at the stat spread is it good? If so keep, if not, reset. It's not going to level up and you can't breed it.
>>25629539
10 each
>>25620462
Still got those beasts?
What do you want for them?
Anyone have a Lax Ditto they'd be willing to trade? Don't care about IVs or anything, just want the nature. I'll give you a Kabuto for it.
Hi, I wanna trade Zekrom for Palkia, anyone willing?
Anyone have a safari with wartortle?
Looking for mew on pokemon red blue or yellow :3 I got shinies
Looking for a Dark friend safari with Absol.
Sure, what's your address?
What's the chance of getting an egg with a hidden ability if you breed a female HA Pokemon with a Ditto? Is it 60% or 80%? Does breeding it with a male of the same species give you a higher chance of getting a HA egg?
>>25630836
80%.
No difference if you use a male instead of a ditto, it's still 80% to pass down HA from a HA female.
>>25630899
Then why the fuck am I getting so many Venipede with Swarm and Poison Point?
>>25630927
Unlucky I suppose, I almost always get HA when using a HA female.
>>25630899
Has to be more than that, today I bred a full box of Tyrunts and not one of them had the HA. Back when I was breeding Dratinis it was almost 50/50.
Anyone have a Magician Fennekin they'd be willing to part with?
>>25630948
I've actually been breeding Tyrunts as well with a HA female and Ditto and managed to get HA 4 out of 5 eggs.
>>25630899
what if it's a HA male and a ditto?
>>25630941
>>25630948
My most recent 5 eggs: 2 with HA, 3 with no HA. It's been like this for the last 5 batches (and they've either had shit IVs or the wrong ability). It most certainly isn't 80 fucking percent.
>>25630968
Mine was a HA Male with a Ditto, maybe male has a way less chance. I seriously got a box full of them that all came out with strong jaw
>>25630998
>male
It's only 20% with HA male.
>>25631013
Damn it's that low? Still 20% still sounds like a lot considering I got 0
>>25630990
Are you playing on Gen 6? The rate didn't change until then.
IIRC, BW2 required that you breed the HA female with a non-ditto to get the 80%. It wasn't until XY that the 80% applied with ditto as well.
>>25631091
Alpha Sapphire, Ditto holding Destiny Knot, female HA Jolly Venipede holding Everstone.
>>25631118
could be worse. took me over 12 hours to hatch a 31/even/31/30/31/30 iv snivy (HP Fire). This included the time it took me to catch dittos with 30 ivs in the right spots.
Just remember that rng likes to fuck you over and if you're still "walking up" your venipede you can always use the time machine method to make things go a little faster
>>25631353
Finally got a pentaperfect HA Venipede after about 6 hours of straight bike simulator. I was using a perfect Ditto and a 5IV Venipede (everything but Speed, I needed everything buy Special Attack). It really shouldn't have taken as long as it did.
Who wants some free shit?
Just completed my national dex.
Time to shiny breed.
>>25631808
I'll take some free shit if you're being so generous
>>25631808
Here
