It's Sunday night. Don't you have to be up early tomorrow? In any case, get cozy; this is Showderp.Europoors need not apply.
You know how it goes - you give chimp 6 'mons and he battles the normies over at PS!™. Afterwards he'll call either new team or new champ, and the cycle continues.
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
http://booru.showderp.com/
>>24982751
1ST FOR CU.CKS
>>24982761
2nd for champ is cool
>>24982774
lie
wew
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316067530
skunk sighted
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316069631
saiyan ahead
>neet night thread
tfw summer break ~.~
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316070993
balky team ahead
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316072398
another gliscor ahead
was fun, as always, but now its time for a
NEW CHAMP!
i actually have to get up early tomorrow. someone please champ so i can get some memes before bed
>>24983007
for you
fine, let's do this
reversal yanmega
184 days in india
Electrode named Fuck Orb
Physical Contrary Serperior called Bravest Snake
rhyperior with only dragon moves
Snorlax @ Salac Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Belly Drum
- Last Resort
>>24983019
>spend like 10 minutes deciding whether I should champ or not
>figure that no one is going to claim so I might as well
>finally decide to champ
>someone beats me to it
every time
>>24983040
im fucking gay dude??
>>24983040
nice blog
people in the ru room are unironically trying to convince me sneasel outclasses ambipom
what does smogon do to your mind
>>24983040
sorry senpai
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316079522
>>24983073
nice blog
>>24983084
thanks me too
>>24983073
Well does it? What do you think?
Sneasel is pretty fast, right?
>>24983073
it does though. same speed, and sneasel gets stab on knock off, as well as a priority move other than fake-out
>>24983096
ambipom has the same speed as sneasel, and higher attack, and technician + u turn and low kick
it even gets knock off
>>24983073
i do agree with you that smogon can get a little too hivemindy
but fuck off with the tripfagging if you arent champing, maxy
imprison transform block spore smeargle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316082202
forgot to post
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316083769
poo in loo
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316083946
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316085358
lol ok
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316086610
new champ imho
something with 2 legs and no other limbs named gondola
or me
Thundurus (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 176 HP / 80 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bulk Up
- Wild Charge / Thunder Punch
- Crunch / Cock Off
- Superpower
Porygon2 @ Eviolite
Ability: Download
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Atk / 240 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sharpen
- Agility
- Recover
- Last Resort
or drum resort snorlax with bulk and custap instead
band froslass
boblock (Smeargle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Block
- Heal Block
- Mat Block
- Rest
>>24983147
this.
froslass
>>24983307
dammit my smeargle is cuter and more fun than yours!
if boblock, limber assvest ditto
if my smeargle, regular ditto
>>24983317
please don't bully the boblak
>>24983322
skip the boblock smeargle, tbimho senpai
>>24983317
but boblock got in first
that's no fair
>>24983326
enjoy the limber assvest ditto then my man :^)
>>24983326
boblock is gay and a mistake, just get rid of that dumb smeargle.... nobodies going impeach you for skipping a shitmon you dont deserve
>>24983338
boblock is literally the best meme of all time....i will impeach you myself if you don't use it
>>24983337
no fuck you my man
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316090223
i just want to fit in
>>24983351
stop tripfagging ok
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316092057
>>24983384
it's not the real, boblak. though i tripfag for no purpose from time to time, just ironically though! :)))
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316093314
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316093641
day 4: still no legendaries
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316094660
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316095774
Nekizalb: Are u guys a group which goes on journey chatting with every pkmn trainer they fight with
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316096952
Sov_Exile: It's okay, just wanna say love your content man
that was actually shofu's tumblr that i posted
new team
Slowbro-Mega @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 236 Def / 24 SpD
Bold Nature
- Slack Off
- Amnesia
- Calm Mind
- Scald
arcananine
torterra
LO Sheer Force Mawile
>>24983521
>amnesisa calm mind
never change, /b\
arcanine with no damaging moves
Any snake
specs slaking/banded volcarona
scarf jinx desu
ferrothorn ^_^
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316099311
join me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316102138
well balls
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316103245
oh crap an actual ubers team
new champ
>>24983646
me or donnel rhyhorn
The strongest potion (Lopunny) @ Loppunite
Ability: Cute Charm
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
-Cosmic Power
-Drain Punch
-Baton Pass
-Healing Wish
>>24983646
see
this is why I tripfag
me or donnel rhyhorn
specs honchkrow named boblak
>>24983650
specs weedle
LEE IS BACK
>>24983650
specs metapod
>>24983650
specs cascoon
>>24983657
is this a hitmonlee
>>24983650
a nigga fried chicken
priapus the mega gallade
draining kiss
attract
mean look
charm
champ irl (Slaking) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Truant
EVs: 144 HP / 252 SpA / 112 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Blizzard
- Thunder
- Fire Blast
>>24983659
why are you bullying
>>24983668
ur pretty fricken gay desu. i'd start over with a new trip/identity if i were you
>>24983668
can someone post the maxytracks pasta? i don't have it saved
>>24983670
is she maxytracks?
>>24983672
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call.
I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.
>>24983674
hai, so desu
>>24983670
jeez, first kipcott fails at being relevant and liked and now his maxytracks alt fails too? its like, people dont respond positively to massive faggots or something!
girls don't argue
stay calm and comfy like a crogre
(:3|||||||**zZzZz
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316106617
>>24983696
that looks like a dick in the thumbnail, delete please
>>24983663
LEE IS BACK (Hitmonlee) @ Liechi Berry/Weakness Policy
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Reversal
- Endure
- Mach Punch
- Your Choice
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316107360
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316107842
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316108313
>>24983699
ummmh no, baka!!! >_<
then stay comfy as a chinese racoon bear and her rabbit friend
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316109156
David Bowie is dead.
new champ
me or a penis
attract pangoro or attract sylveon duh, ok?!!
a penis
boblick (Smeargle) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Lick
- Lick
- Lick
- Lick
>>24983746
The strongest potion (Lopunny) @ Loppunite
Ability: Cute Charm
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
-Cosmic Power
-Drain Punch
-Baton Pass
-Healing Wish
hmmmmm
hmmmmmmmm
heatran imo
anything
use a female only pokemon
>>24983758
gay dicksucking fag fuck you fag fucking gay faggot fuck
>>24983759
Suggester here, this is Go.odra
>>24983758
You can't suggest mons for yourself you fag.
>>24983749
>>24983750
>>24983753
>>24983754
>>24983755
>>24983759
This is your team.
>>24983758
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>24983765
get freaking fucked
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316111247
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316111929
>>24983758
2016 showderp everyone
where we watch champ ladder with his own team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316113061
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316113640
if ubers, deoxys form and set of your choice named Space Oddity
new team please dont bully me
>>24983789
a pokemon with only sound/singing moves named rip david bowie
THE DREAM IS DEAD
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL
the pokemon that looks most like gondola
Priapus (Gallade-Mega) (M) @ Galladite
Ability: Steadfast
- Draining Kiss / Hypnosis
- Charm / Nightmare
- Attract
- Mean Look / Hypnosis / Disable
set the evs as you wish
start with the nightmare hypnosis mean look maymay
MALE
PHYSICAL
GARDEVOIR
your favorite donnel
>>24983846
we don't care about some hollywood gay porn actor in here ok?!! >_<
pokemon named "is he stardust"?
>>2498384
Hitmonlee
donnel pawniard
>>24983855
switch the " and ?. I was drunk and confused.
>>24983845
while we wait
>>24983853
you listen here you lil shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316116033
>>24983867
hitmonlee has arms though
>>24983870
I don't know of a pokemon that is only the waist and legs. That's the one that looks most like it.
>>24983870
diglett then
>>24983879
she has no paws >:'3
use eviolite carbink
>>24983878
exeggutor and wooper are the only two that come to mind, but even then not really
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316116838
im scared
>>24983882
you don't know how a diglett looks underground
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316117819
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316118446
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316119085
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316120064
suck THIS
*unzips new team*
Mega Metagross
If another mega is called then Hypno named Bill Cosby
meloetta named after your favourite boblak
make it normal gem acrobatics too if real
scarf alakazam
Male Sableye named Mr. Sableye
or
Female Sableye named Mrs. Sableye
anything feminine
Florges that has Magic Coat
crolicanth or crosola
If someone's not accepting your battle challenge, don't persist in challenging them. They have a right to not be pestered by you filthy noobs who are probably just challenging people out of your league anyway. Use the "Look for a Battle" button.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316122010
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316123624
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316124400
NEW UBERS TEAM
epoch (Deoxys-Defense) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Substitute
- Rest
- Focus Punch
cro groudon
Ghost Arceus
crogre or any mega
genesect
male m-bune named crobune
Pancham
croduck
bulky cro-oh with flamethrower
>>24984072
>>24984073
>>24984074
>>24984075
>>24984076
>>24984079
no fug imo desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-316125343
- RestoChesto or ChestoResto - You might think a rhyming move combo sounds smart or poetic... if you're fucking childish. And stupid.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-316125942
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-316127008
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-316127784
new champ
while >we wait
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-316129297
me
cro-oh or
aeroblast/futuresight crolugia with pressure
if ou use cromomorc the alomomola
volcarona with calm mind
if it sweeps a team, it gets quiver dance instead
specs porygon z
your favorite pokemon
Something that reminds you of david bowie
anything with sticky web
Porygon2 @ Eviolite
Ability: Download
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Atk / 240 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sharpen
- Agility
- Recover
- Last Resort
Crocodile (Krookodile) @ Maranga Berry / Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 16 Def / 244 SpD
Careful Nature
- Crunch / Knock Off
- Bulk Up
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
sorry, i need to get my genitals wet lolz x.p
new champ xdxp
>>24984194
epic, me
if the last digit of this post ends with:
1 or 2 or 3, use:
David Bowie (Gallade) (M) @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Drain Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- Knock Off
4 or 5 or 6, use:
David Bowie (Gallade) (M) @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Skill Swap
- Close Combat
- Zen Headbutt
- Knock Off
7 or 8 or 9, use:
David Bowie (Gallade) (M) @ Galladite
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Will-O-Wisp
- Drain Punch
- Zen Headbutt
if it ends with 0, then you have to use donnel male Ralts named David Bowie
nasty plot crobat
>>24984195
critoris destroyer (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 156 HP / 100 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Outrage
- Waterfall
- Dragon Dance
><> ruse fishe (Alomomola) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 120 HP / 136 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Mirror Coat
- Wish
- Protect
>>24984194
ko
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316131994
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316132792
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316133683
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316134809
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316135407
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316137031
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316137727
ok, new champ
me or specs weedle
Explosion only mon
Replace with its first kill
Hilarious Gas (Weezing) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 48 HP / 252 SpA / 208 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sludge Bomb
- Flamethrower / Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice] / Dark Pulse / Shadow Ball
- Destiny Bond
Should be faster than base 102 +Speed natures. Don't expect it to be a sweeper or glass cannon.
regice
Specs Weedle
regirock
banded caterpie
Cupkek (Slurpuff) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 236 Spd / 252 Atk / 20 HP
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Return
- Play Rough
- Flamethrower / Thief / Yawn
>>24984296
>>24984297
>>24984299
>>24984303
>>24984304
>>24984306
This team is going places
don't worry the new memebase will be made in about 20 yearsat least i managed to actually get it to validate a set
>>24984303
>>24984306
>suggesting choiced shit worms to dead hours champs
fuck you too, neoderp
you don't deserve me
new faggot
>>24984327
ogre
>>24984327
Boow wew Becum U
Mew @ Choice band
Adamant 252 atk 252 speed 4 hp
Explosion.
replace with mon it kills
>>24984327
>throwing tantrum over shitworms after trying to give potential chimp a shitworm in your call
stay pressed boo
>>24984333
Boom*
good morning
may i champ?
M Meta
>>24984344
Free choice
>>24984344
>Boow wew Becum U
>Mew @ Choice band
>Adamant 252 atk 252 speed 4 hp
>Explosion.
>replace with mon it kills
Bronzong
donnel your favorite babymon (pokemon that cannot breed is a baby)
>>24984344
A will-o-miss mon
a tricky mon
>>24984351
arceus best baby
>>24984369
but you can't donnel it
whelp...
breakfast is ready
g2g before the egg and bacon get cold
new champ
>>24984372
nidorina works
>all these ruses
'_<`
tfw work cancelled today
Me or a free pick
critoris destroyer (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 156 HP / 100 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Outrage
- Waterfall
- Dragon Dance
me or porygon z with specs and uproar
>>24984378
Boom wew Becum U
Mew @ Choice band
Adamant 252 atk 252 speed 4 hp
Explosion.
replace with mon it kills
I will force this meme.
donnel nidorina
dude boosts remaove (Skarmory) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes/Roar
- Whirlwind
- Roost
m meta
r8 mein waifu
>>24984394
it's shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316146137
Hi whoever made this Mew deserves to catch an STD
>>24984405
>implying the fags here will ever have sex in their life
>>24984402
apologize right now.
>>24984413
'no'
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316147263
I sure like how this Mew was given NO COVERAGE FOR GHOSTS AT LEAST
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316148411
tfw mew turns into the best Pokemon in the universe
>>24984439
It dont fucking exist cockmong
>>24984456
El hideroom man, cockmong
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316150470