let's use the real ddos machine:

Rampar-DDoS (Rampardos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Slide
- Zen Headbutt
- Iron Head
- Fire Punch

im gay

new champ

me

head smash relicanth

free pick

cocks

Fire Department (Politoed) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Drizzle
EVs: 252 HP / 148 Def / 108 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Rain Dance
- Water Sport
- Hydro Pump
- Hyper Voice

a free pick

Ferguson Lizard (Scrafty) (M) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Shed Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off / Brick Break
- Thief
- Taunt / Roar / Incinerate
- Fling

or

muh assault seeds (Abomasnow) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Bullet Seed
- Bullet Seed
- Bullet Seed

mega swampert

new champ

>>24952569
bump

real champ cant access 4chan for sum reason

me or a gay lizard
!xZtno0QzmQ is #memes you shit lords

>>24952715

EXTREME CONDITIONS (Castform) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Forecast
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Def / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Rain Dance
- Sunny Day
- Sandstorm
- Hail

>>24952721

>>24952735
swadloon with magic coat

spank my anuse (Lickilicky) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Surf
- Fire Blast
- Ice Beam

>>24952718

mega sceptile

a manly pokemon like sub drum chesnaught

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313950082

>>24952761
pls ignore

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313950573

Beedrill-Mega (M) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Sludge Bomb
- Electroweb
- Silver Wind
- Toxic Spikes

we got dubs bro

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313952088

>>24952791
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call.
I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.

BENIS BOOSTER (Dunsparce) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Body Slam
- Ancient Power
- Bite
- Roost

chimpout

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313955259

>>24952825
spam body slam

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313957916

>>24952875
Replace/when you will do a new team with these if you want :3c

BENIS BOOSTER (Dunsparce) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Body Slam
- Ancient Power
- Bite
- Roost

Rampar-DDoS (Rampardos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Slide
- Zen Headbutt
- Iron Head
- Fire Punch

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313960673

we might win
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313965047

new team lololo

FEED ME CLITS

Saitama (Hitmonchan) @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Ice Punch
- Comet Punch
- Power-Up Punch
- Dynamic Punch

Latios-Mega @ Latiosite
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power
- Dragon Pulse
- Surf

Memetei (Entei) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 Spe
Bold Nature
- Lava Plume
- Snarl / Shadow Ball / Hidden Power [Ground]
- Calm Mind
- Substitute

something that reminds you of donald trump

BENIS BOOSTER (Dunsparce) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Body Slam
- Ancient Power
- Bite
- Roost

>>24952875
ludicolo

kings rock klingklnag

Donald Duck Trump (Ludicolo) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Rain Dish
EVs: 248 HP / 112 Def / 148 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Leech Seed / Seismic Toss / Ice Beam / Knock Off / Whirlpool
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

You can adjust the defensive spread if you wish.

>>24952979

>http://fgts.jp/vp/ is down

o shit post set nigger

>>24952983
>>24952985
COMBINE FOR LULZ


MEMES VS TRYHARD SMOGON TEAM

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313966113

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you have twelve seconds t o explain why yiu are not drunk tonight

>>24952977
Male Combee

>>24952996
lol im so drunk rn

>>24952996
i um
shit im out of time

>>24952996
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

unban me plz

>>24952996
1) its tuesday
2) im not a faggot who drinks alone
3) im not a degenerate who drinks outside of special occasions
4) get fucked

K found it thx google
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313967763

>>24952996
Who is this Semen Demon Jizz Genie Baby Batter Bringer Cum Caresser Lovegoo Lass Sperm Summoner Ejaculate Empress Mayonnaise Maiden Jizz Jockey Spunk Monk Sperm Worm Sodomy Sentinel Penile Perpetrator Erection Confection Salami Tsunami Boner Condoner Fluid Druid Urethral Umpire Wang Wizard Knackers Knight Prick Pirate Dong Dominator Cock Khan Stiffy Sultan Sausage Sergeant Middle Leg Major Pole Privateer Shaft Specialist Pecker Prodigy Boner Benefactor Baloney Poney Behemoth Dick Juice Masseuse Tallywhacker Smacker Man Muscle Steam Shovel Baby Batter Bladder Willy Ghillie Butt Hut Glans Fans Spooge Scrooge Ejaculate Advocate Skeet Treat Wang Wrangler Jism Prism Smegma Savant Anal Aficionado Testicular Temptress Spunk Trunk Nut Slut Cum Chum Testicle Vestibule Dick Duchess Cock Sock Testicle Tamer Cock Clairvoyant Scrotum Totem Mattress Actress Prostate Magistrate Penis Machinist

>>24953003
>>24953012
haha nerds ur an faggots btw tfw youll nevver be as normie as me >:3c frekijg stupids

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313969838

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313972365

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313975938

me or test

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313978543

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313981087

new team

fly so good (Kyurem-Black) @ Power Herb
Ability: Teravolt
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Fly
- Freeze Shock
- Toxic
- Hone Claws

Talonwave (Swanna) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Dive
- Me First / Facade
- Mirror Move / Facade / Endeavor / Defog

ebin cade (Meowstic) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- Assist
- Rest

fEmiNiNE︎bENiS (Gardevoir) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Trace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Moonblast
- Psychic
- Healing Wish

Omar Bradley 2.0 (Omastar) @ White Herb
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Shell Smash
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
- Reflect Type

>>24953173
Worst Pikaclone (Raichu) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Lightning Rod
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Nuzzle
- Seismic Toss
- Volt Switch

>>24953277
this but with smeargle

me or levitate air balloon bronzong

sawsbuck named
watch?v=lWotpIy0uTg

Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Level: 100
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- empty slot
- empty slot
- empty slot

sleepy shepe

sceptile

>>24953285
thats really disgusting anon

DD Thief Srafty called dindu nuffin

Rampar-DDoS (Rampardos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Slide
- Zen Headbutt
- Iron Head
- Fire Punch

>>24953279
>LUM BERRY
>LUM BERR
>LUM BER
>BERRY
>LUM

*triggered*

> - Worst Pikaclone (Raichu) can't learn Seismic Toss because it's incompatible with its ability or another move.

git gud fags
replaced with meme :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313986696

>>24953277
you can replace freeze shock with roost if you'd like

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313988828

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313989858

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313992715

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313995748

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-313997993

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314000597

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314002716

me hacking
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-314002716

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314005612

>>24953597
that replay merits a cap desu

new team
something that kills BRs

Heatran @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD / 8 Spe
Calm Nature
- Lava Plume
- Earth Power
- Roar
- Stealth Rock

:3

superb elegance

choiced sharpedo

neocrogre (Wailord) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 80 HP / 176 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Block
- Curse
- Rest
- Waterfall

me or air balloon levitate bronzong

carbink

donnel torchic named "Chickey Cantor"
or donnel treecko named "Could save you 20% or more"
or donnel mudkip named "LE MUDKIPS MEME pX"

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314011350

Nacho-Libre (Hawlucha) @ Power Herb
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sky Attack
- Acrobatics
- Flying Press
- Iron Head

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314013767

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314015720

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314017842

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314020396

new
chimp
4
u

>>24953803
me champ

me or latias with reflect type and/or sucker punch

epic cade

weight-loss (Grumpig) @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Skill Swap
- Psychic
- Thunder Wave
- Whirlwind

Special Gyarados

me or donnel rhyhorn

Vivillon with Powder

The Tree (Trevenant) @ Big Root
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Ingrain
- Leech Seed
- Giga Drain
- Will-O-Wisp

sweet scent serperior
try and use it on mega sableye

Nacho-Libre (Hawlucha) @ Power Herb
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sky Attack
- Acrobatics
- Flying Press
- Iron Head

me or a choice specs exploud

Ion deluge Lightningrod special Zebstrika

>wait 2 hours for champ position
>setup extended desktop and pre write
>new champ lmao
>da duh
>usb devise not recognized
>fuck fuck fuck
>street sign captcha

just fuck me in the ass

>>24953848
>putting this much effort into fucking showderp

>>24953849
>not wanting to fuck showderp
lol gay

>>24953848
i'm literally laughing at your pitiful endeavors. ha ha, LMAOing @ ur life :-)

>>24953848

hey at least you're not
!35mOmifNOM

I legit feel sorry for this potential champ.

me or slowking

darn im too late

>>24953848
>maxytracks
and nothing of value was lost

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314024709

showtime

>>24953861
post the "it's not fair I was champ" copypaste

>>24953866
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.

I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call.

I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.

>>24953866
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call.
I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314026737

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314028443

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314028508

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314029441

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dprk-tv

who /comfy/ showderping here?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314032155

is this champ.. siggy??

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314033898

new team

>>24953842

>>24953839

Choice specs magikarp with Hydro Pump only.

252 SpA, 252 Spe

>>24953838

Blastoise @ Assault Vest
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Dragon Tail

>>24954031
band ttar

This wont work (Gengar) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hypnosis
- Dream Eater
- Sludge Wave
- Hex

zard x

les poo kee man (Cofagrigus) (M) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 252 HP / 188 Def / 12 SpA / 56 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shadow Ball
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Block

or

le weather man (Abomasnow) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature / Jolly Nature
- Wood Hammer
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Blizzard / Ice Shard

volumes is the only good djent band
also djent isnt a genre

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314036575

>>24954053
Volumes is shit
djent is not a genre

Tesseract and Vildhjarta are better than this Volumes mainstream shit

>>24954053
how can something be a djent band if djent isn't a genre

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314038100

>>24953989
witness

>>24954108
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314038100
ok

>>24954114
opponent is a modjoin tryhard

>>24954085
my mom said i had to say sorry for trolling u
you have good tastes

>>24954126
i love you too

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314039862

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314041024

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314041660

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>>24954219
saved for future generations

thanks, new team?

av blissey named >doing this

remove thorn 2.0

metal sound zapdos

Anything with lum and acrobatics

fraxure

av chansey

DankSideOfTheMoon (Clefable) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Flamethrower
- Ice Beam
- Soft-Boiled

>>24954240
what is this

>>24954260

remove thorn 2.0 (Magnezone) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Recycle
- Rest
- Barrier
- Flash Cannon


rhyperior

>>24954260
a shittier version of remove thorn with star berry

>>24954260
hp fire rhyperior

>>24954263
reminder that sub > barrier

>>24954263
>ferrothorn used leech seeds
epic

>>24954268
>>24954274

>people who have never used the set

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314043827

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314045016

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314046115

new champ

>>24954401
i'll do it :)

me

jimml

Dan K. Meme

>>24954406
band haxo

STABless lucario

>>24954406
Garchomp @ Focus Sash
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Dragon Rush
- Iron Tail
- Earthquake

Non-mega Sableye with a competitive set

>>24954047

zard x with no boosting moves
name it the simpsons (dubstep remix)

Something with an unusual set

>>24954409
This is Selfdestruct+Belly drum only Snorlax @ custap and glutonny

you couldn't walk a block with me dawg i walk properly
my words are mathematics awkwardly
anime is weed is the simpsons is dubstep
im a dumb individual dont listen to me

new champ

>>24954441
>>24954416

jimml

>>24954441
me

Garchomp @ Focus Sash
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Dragon Rush
- Iron Tail
- Earthquake

>>24954441
epik

>>24954409
use this by the btw

>>24954450
>>24954445

fraxure

axew

stall kyurem

gible

mono dragon(including charizard x :^) ) featuring snorlax

what's the set for Dan .k. meme

>>24954473
you dipshit

>>24954419

>>24954473
Agility dragonite with weakness policy and wrap

>>24954473
something something rhyperior

>>24954473
It's other name is Flooded Hell

here we go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314053559

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314054720

>>24954544
welp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314054893

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314056250

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314056849

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penoose

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314057607

>>24954611
>not even BBC
Step it up.

new team

me or DD dragonair

giga nigga

yanmega

>>24954652
Banded Head Smash Rampardos

sd tentacruel

magneton

>>24954652
Specs OverHeat Chandelure

>>24954652
jimml
>>24954655 (jimml)
>>24954658
>>24954660 (jimml)
>>24954663 (jimml)
>>24954665
>>24954668 (jimml)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314060293

>>24954685
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314061163

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314062188

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314063154

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-314063925

last one most likely

me

This wont work (Gengar) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hypnosis
- Dream Eater
- Sludge Wave
- Hex

specs chandelure with ogreheat/energyball/shadowball/trick

HP and SPA invested

mawile

see >>24954441

AIN'THARD2CHUCKLE (Chesnaught) @ Leftovers
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 116 Atk / 164 SpD / 228 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Bulk Up
- Drain Punch
- free pick

something that counters your third favorite pokemon
on the third game change it to generic talonflame
change it back after that

making new champ call since jolly man is gone

me since showDERP is damn silly

>>24954817

>>24953665

This wont work (Gengar) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hypnosis
- Dream Eater
- Sludge Wave
- Hex


...

>>24954834
>>24954815

pinsir

new chimp , 4chan was kill for a bit

may i

>>24954863
heart stamp jirachi

special hoopa unbound
ilu mami

>>24954863

mami has my blessing, i didn't have a full team anyhow :(

have a band basculin, or a trick scarf glalie

>>24954863
a squide

DD Gyarados-Mega

Fling Iron Ball Hoopa U called hold this lmao

>>24954867
switcheroo i meant

>>24954872
fuck, already taken, Rhyperior