>being a Unofat
>>24897578
Better than being in hoenn, have fun with your pelipper swarm fag.
>2015
>there are people who don't believe in Arceus
>being a kaloslamist
>>24897578
GIOVANNI DID NOTHING WRONG
Jynx dindu nuffin
>>24897583
At least our people don't act like Snorlaxes.
![228d467a777142caf43c4f9a61cb5e258540287b_hq[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lGtoOy5.gif "228d467a777142caf43c4f9a61cb5e258540287b_hq[1].gif")
>>24897578
Saludos desde Pyrite Town!
>>24897578
>be a Unofat
>not moving to Johto to enjoy their delightful and superior culture
>>24897665
Thats because hoennfags cant afford a real bed.
>>24897691
>
>>24897740
>you have to be the son of a gym leader to afford a fucking bed
Why is Viridian City best city in the world?
>>24897753
How the fuck did you know about my dad?
>>24897778
You live on a reality tv show dude.
>>24897578
I'm sick and tired of living in Johto, illegal aliens everywhere.
Kanto
BUILD WALL
U
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D
W
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>go to Unova
>get shot
>>24897755
>Kanto
DODUO WAR
O
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>>24897800
>kanto
>Shitposters anddoduos breaking people's legs
>>24897793
WE WUZ CHAMPIONS
>>24897785
What the fuck? SAUCE?
>>24897755
>best city
>Gym leader is not even there
>his identity is a mystery
Enjoy living next a nest of Beedrill fag
>>24897838
>kantocucks in general
>being from one of the poorest regions in the world
kek
>>24897685
>be me. Dendemille all my life
>Love eastern culture, take classes
>Drop everything to live The dream in downtown Goldenrod, just like The movies.
>Turns out they are flaming racists towards everyone who's not from Kanto/Johto
>Screw The big City.
Naah man. Olivine is where it's at
>>24897868
>Gym leader is a crybaby sore loser
>>24897755
Kanto is overrated. They are obsessed with their own culture and think all kalosians are depressed barbaric pseudo-intellectuals.
That and their teen suicide rates Are through the roof...
Kalos stinks
>>24897881
I thought that too. It's just her media image dude. I went to see her because i thought she a cute, but right after the battle she started spitting on her fans, and snorting all kinds of shit before she left in a car with a guy who looked like a shiny Scrafty.
>>24897894
>talking child deaths in pokemon
Please, my kid grabbed a honedge hilt the other day...
>>24897578
>Triple battles
>Sky battles
When it was that pokemon battles became so degenerate?
>>24897903
Lumiose attacks
N E V E R F O R G E T
E
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At least they managed to get Roxie off stage.
>>24897910
Did the Honedge just let it happen? If so, that's not a very good Pokemon you got there.
>>24897798
>live in Lumiose
>get shot
>>24897910
I bet youre from Unova
>>24897753
>professor's son
Norman and May moved from Jhoto. Good job looking like a dummy because
>even a professor can afford a bed
>>24897937
>be Hoennigger
>get flooded
>>24897907
>go to Whitney's gym
>get laughed out of the building by a bunch of girls
O-ok
>>24897793
>Implying a wall would help when aPokemon could easily smash it
Lysandre was right.
GAS THE HYPNOS
>>24897849
>be Kanto scum
>can't cross the Diglet tunnel without getting raped by diglet
>can't travel through Mt. Moon without getting robbed and raped by Team Rocket
>Viridian forest is infested with bugs.
>Pokemon "professor" is senile and has an empty encyclopedia
What's going on in this world?
I mean, just the other day I saw someone from the Interpol recruiting a 10-year old.
And a guy fucking his GardevoirA male Gardevoir
>Be Unovan
>Go to the Gym
>Get bullet seeded
>Shilling in Lumiose
>Siping some good coofe in a café near of the Prism Tower
>Suddenly some I hear some tremendous explosions outside
>for_the_love_arceus_what_the_heck_is_this.jpg
>Go out of the café
>A bunch of Octillery shooting Octazooka, Electrodes exploding, Aegislash stabbing, Meowstics making people disappear in particles, and Gigaliths causing earthquakes.
>For some divine luck, I have my companion Ducklett
>I ride the bird, it makes a expression that can't handle my weight
>The pokédex says that you learn fly, so fly bitch!
>Go out from Lumiose to never returns again
It just made I love my hometown Snowpoint even more.
>>24898027
>Be Kalosian
>Go to Lumiose
>Get Bullet Seeded AND Selfdestructed
>tfw live in the best, little forgotten city
so comfy
>Be me
>Lives in Ever Grande City
>Zero criminalities rates
>Zero birth mortality
>Zero corruption
>Comfy as fuck flower fields and the biggest waterfall in all Hoenn
Objectively the best city in the world,I just need a house to protect me from the rain, though.
>>24898167
>being a hobo and not living at the other side of Ever Grande where the Pokemon League is
Idiot.
>>24898167
Why not just live in the victory road?
>go to unova
>the Champion, Iris is black
>literally all of them looks like Iris being merged with Scott
Thank god I live in Sinnoh.
>>24898178
>victory road
It's filled with losers who couldn't succeed or move on from their failure. Pathetic.
Kanto vs Johto in real life
>>24898178
>2000+16
>Thinking that living in a cave is normal
What are you? Some of these scums that make "secret bases" just as a excuse for a house? What a poorfag, you will be kicked for invading governamental property, jackass.
>>24898228
Be fair those secret bases are nicer than most houses you can buy outside of the big cities and you dont need to worry about pokemon burning them down.
HOENN FAKED THE MOONLANDING
Think about it people, if the footage we were shown was real, then why the hell didn't it show any clefairies?
Wake up, Mareeple
who /Snowbelle/ here?
feels good being master race
>>24898259
>don't need to worry about pokemon burning them down
Not supposed to worry about your Pokemon burning down a bush or a fucking tree huh?
Kek
>>24898260
But Hoenn hasn't been to the moon. The Iris nation of Unova has.
>>24898287
Comfy as fuck.
>Mfw Kanto is Johto's bitch
>mfw Kanto was until recently run by criminals known as rocket
>mfw their sevii islands were also terrorized by a bunch of bikers
>mfw there's no real evidence the current rule isn't also corrupt
>mfw kantonese barely even know about non-kanto pokemon
>mfw all their scientific experts are/soon to be retired because they can't afford to educate new ones
>be Hoennese
>have weird accent while Johto people speak cool dialect
>much rain, typhoon, volcano while Sinnoh has cold climate, beautiful snow
>snob Kanto people making fun of me
>>24898290
Hasnt happened yet and I live with 6 fire types.
>>24898290
I live with 6 fire types and have never had a problem.
>there are people who don't want to Make Unova Great Again
Fucking Probopass Internet Defense Force shills.
>>24897935
That's what they get for importing so many refugee Voltorbs.
>>24898344
>"Remember when there were only 150 Pokemon?"
Lunatone, Lunatone, can't you see?
Ludicolo and Jynx need to hang from trees!
>/vp/ will never have flags
This is fucking shit. It would greatly weed out Kanto shitposters and Sinnoh imposters.
>>24898436
>mfw Kalos' neighbouring country is taking in boatloads of Voltorbs, Electrodes, Koffings and Weezings
>They decide to Selfdestruct and Explode in other countries for some ass-backwards reason
>There are people in the world who seriously applaud this shit
>There are morons in Unova who percieve this as tolerant as it is the current year
Fuck all of those guys, the second coming of Yveltal cannot come soon enough.
>>24898499
>There are morons in Unova who percieve this as tolerant as it is the current year
I bet those fuckers will vote for that old fart who let Jynxes take over his stage.
>>24898499
>be kalos scum
>get blown up by orrenian "refugees"
Thank arceus I live in Canalave
THE RIGHT TO BEAR REMORAIDS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>tfw you have to listen to Ghetsis Trump make constant speeches about 'making Unova great again' and people actually fucking believe him
>Iris claimed she would enact 'change' and shit after she took over for Alder, but she hasn't really done shit
>Elite 4 and Gym Leaders care only about money and can't agree on shit.
Feels real bad, man. Real bad.
>>24898019
Just dont go into secret bases without knocking.
>>24898290
I live with 6 Fire types and this has never happened before.
>>24898540
Without knocking your pokemon you mean
>live as a sinnohfag
>every fucking day there's a bidoof in my yard
Fuck this region's lack of population control.
>>24898604
Just defeat a few and they'll get the message, Bidoof really aren't as stupid as they look
>>24898617
They really are. I have taken to aetting them on fire.
Who /gallade going their own way/ here?
Gardevoir are all parasitic garbage!
>>24898019
I think most of us have been there at least once.
I mean, I did stuff to my mom's Braixen once. Wasn't pretty, but not that big of a deal though. It's a puberty thing, kids are curious.
>live in Orre
>mostly desert land
>live in Pyrite Town
>it fucking stinks of pollution
>hooligans everywhere
I fucking hate this region.
Who else hates this shitty region?
>>24898659
Two questions, how did that boat get in the desert and why havent you moved out of that hellhole yet?
Marriage between Pokemon and humans is legal now. How do we put a stop to this degeneracy? The Bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and Gardevoir!
>>24898694
I'm more concerned about Pokemon breeding with different species. They even say "muh egg moves" to justify this degenerate interracial nonsense!
>>24898705
And incest too. So much incest!
>>24898694
>bible
My lord arceus is a pokemon. He said man and pokemon ahould love one another and live as family.
Checkmate athiests.
>tfw Kanto masterrace
>can travel wherever I want because of my top tier passport
>feels good man
R A R E P K M N
>>24898727
You act like anyone cares about passports. Literal children cross the border every day and they dont even get stopped by the police.
>>24898727
Kanto is shit
You guys always look down on others
>living in Kanto is the equivalent of living in some bumfuck out of the way farm with almost no infrastructure
>living in Johto is likely to get you stabbed by some immigrant fuck
>living in Hoenn will either get you drowned or you'll starve to death because of the drought
>sinnoh of full of religious nutbags that'll ridicule you until you join one of their cults
>be unovian
>get shot
>living in Kalos is expensive as fuck and if you don't stay with the trends you'll be seen as no better than feces
Why even bother lads, might as well kill myself.
>>24898804
Well at least in kanto you get most of qhat the others have without getting shot or abducted by some cult.
Whats the Pokemon equivalent of Israel
>>24898831
It is a question?
DESIGNATED
>>24898804
>sinnoh of full of religious nutbags that'll ridicule you until you join one of their cults
Don't live in Hearthome City. That's literally the only place that actually does that.
>>24898804
Why not move to Orre, then? The cities aren't half bad, or some of them anyway.
Is there anything more degenerate than a male Gardevoir or Lopunny?
>>24898924
Orre is literally a desert, why live in that junk?
>>24898924
>Cities aren't half bad
Fuck off you liar, there are thugs everywhere and the cities are filthy and polluted
>Mostly desert land
>A good amount of civilizations are underground
>>24898924
Does Orre has designated shitting streets?
>>24898953
I suppose that you're kinda right, but Phenac isn't like the others at all.
>>24898968
If Indian Elephants exist there must be designated mulching streets in the Pokemon world.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jhtbKB.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>24898831
>Dahara City
More like Dubai in reality.
>Kanto
Japan/South Korea
>Johto
Western Europe and some parts of eastern Europe
>Hoenn
Southern Europe/nignogs countries
>Sinnoh
Nordic countries/Canada
>Unova
USA/spic countries
>Kalos
Only France
>>24899013
>Slums
kek
>>24899027
>sinnoh voted for le oddish man
Some gym leader said he came from "America". What the fuck is an "America"?
>>24897934
you forget the rotatoryfags
>>24898034
Those Kalos restaurant threads were great.
>>24898167
how you affort the carency of everything?
>>24898290
>b-but I live in a cave
>>24899046
Can't be any worse than the cesspit that is Unova.
>>24898659
>Not moving to Phenac City or Agata Forest
PEE ELL EEE BEE
What's your excuse for not converting your Pokémon into Shadow Pokémon yet? Are you a pussy? What are you too much of a faggot to unlock real power?
Inb4 muh morals
fuck that gay shit, give me a real reason.
>>24899121
>using pokemon
Why not buy a gun, you faggot?!
>>24899114
America is just retarded Unovan slang for Unova.
>>24899066
fuck you and the elitist pleb with literally bad taste
>>24898894
What about Celestic?
>>24899121
no having good pokemons for that purpose
>>24899131
>Guns
Pokemon make guns look like weaksauce.
It would be funnier if we just talked about the Pokemon regions using its actual lore, but with a /pol/ attitude on it.
>>24899131
Because Tyranitar is equal to, like, 250 megatons of TNT per limb.
>>24898968
POO IN LOO MR ORREAN
I found this map in google images, but I had delete all that fan made regions.
I only need Ferrum region, but I have no idea what their counterparts in the real world?
>>24899186
Thanks god
I live in Sinnoh not Kanto
>>24899186
>part of Russia
That explains the snow
God bless Orre
God bless the Cipher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnGI9wNSlQ0
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REMEMBER UNOVA!
>>24899357
Hokkaido itself has much snow
Very cold and snowy region
>>24899121
>hurr durr edgy makes it stronger
>not just cloning Pokémon into superior breeds
>>24899027
Actually
>Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh
Japan
>Orre and Unova
USA
>Ransei
Feudal Japan
>The ranger regions
I haven't played those games
>>24898344
How could you possibly forget?
>Not a single person in the region until Red discovered friendship evolutions, and he only did after an extended stay in the Sevii Islands away from Kanto proper
>>24899459
>tfw Kanto is cancerous
![3852080328_610763fe1b_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SDN8jei.jpg "3852080328_610763fe1b_b[1].jpg")
>>24899357
Yes, in specific Kunashir and Sakhalin.
And Kalos have a bit of UK(Channel Islands).
>>24897935
Team Flare will pay for this.
#PrayForLumiose
>Sinnoh tries to claim the local Battle Frontier as its own
>When it's officially in part of Russia
>>24899574
>Implying Malva did nothing wrong
![stalin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bMUaxqu.jpg "stalin[1].jpg")
>>24899580
>Champion Stalin wants to battle!
>>24899574
>Trying to pin the actions of foreign filth on the very group that wants to remove them and save Kalos
Fucking shill. How much do your Sinnohan masters pay you?
>>24899615
I always pictured Hitler having a Metagross.
>>24899186
Tfw no islands based on glorious and superior korea yet.
With improving relations of these days, the japs will include us eventually. The only people who hate us are skinny or fat wapanese who fail life, even the real japs dont.
Cant wait for korean region
>>24899623
>Implying Team Flare is right
I want to buy a house and retire in the Orange Islands
>>24898344
Phaggot
>>24899629
I always pictured him with a koffing and a magmar.
![Registeel+this+was+its+actual+sprite+during+generation+iv+needless_99ddff_4544641[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6D7O8un.jpg "Registeel+this+was+its+actual+sprite+during+generation+iv+needless_99ddff_4544641[1].jpg")
>>24899629
Only exist one pokemon for the führer.
>>24899667
We are talking about leaders of nations, evil ones at that. These guys are allowed to use edgymons if they want. I would say they would use something super large pokemon or Shadow Lugia
>>24899629
Nah, Hitler had Salamence.
Like Metagross, Stalin had the mustache and was a cold and cunning monster. The union of four Beldum to form Metagross is also symbolic of communism, as is the Steel type. Likewise, both the Soviet Union and Metagross are slow but bulky.
Like Salamence, Hitler and Nazi Germany were ferocious yet passionate and at times noble beasts whose sheer force of will took them to the skies. Much like Germany, Salamence relies on speed and momentum to topple foes.
A resemblance to the war's outcome can be seen in Salamence's Intimidate failing to affect Metagross because of Clear Body.
>>24899623
Dude, they tried to destroy the fucking world once, are you brain dead or something?
>>24899714
And which pokemon did teddy roosevelt use to fight them
>>24899823
>Team Flare does nothing
>World dies from overpopulation and stupid people
>Team Flare does something
>World might live with the population at reasonable levels and only worthy people still alive
Their methods were extreme, but their ultimate goal is worth striving for.
>>24897578
This thread just reminded me how cringeworthy this board's humor is
I swear this board wasn't this lame 3 years ago
>>24899876
You are the best guy pretending to be /pol/ in here
When did hipsters start invading Lower Castelia City and Nacrene City?
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Pokemon League tomorrow if you are in Unova.
Happiny thread will be posted tomorrow morning.
>>24899906
>implying he's pretending
>>24899888
3 years ago we had Farting Bianca threads.
>>24899417
Almia is Hawaii. Thus, Unova, Orre and Almia = USA
>>24899989
Lies, the real N would have GET quads
>>24898694
>Adam and Gardevoir
>not Adam and Eevee
You had one fucking job.
>>24897578
t. Kalosberto Barbosa
>>24897578
>go to Kalos
>get bombed
>go to Unova
>get shot
>go to Hoenn
>get drowned
>Kanto is just a dirty shithole
>Johto is on point
>Hoenn has a gang problem
>Sinnoh has religious fanatics
>Unova rules the planet
>Kalos is stuck up and is somehow Kanto's rich friends
>Orange Islands has a bunch of lazy people
>Nobody even cares about the rest of the regions
>>24900457
HOL UP
U WUZ SAYIN
THAT ANCIENT UNOVA
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT?
>>24899906
>Implying I'm pretendingWho do you think that Flare Grunt who mentioned the HAPPENING was?
>>24897831
150 POKEMON
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>Visit Orre region
>Most of it is a hot as fuck desert
>People with weird names everywhere
>Even see some dude with a giant afro dancing like a crazy person
>It smells like shit everywhere
>Get beat up by Pokemon
Why the fuck would anybody live there? You're lucky to even find a wild Pokemon and if you do it's a shit one.
>>24901060
>tfw live in Pyrite Town
JUST
>>24897578
>>>/v/321744276
>>24897894
Kalos is for babies and girls to play in ...
>resurrect fred phelps
>send him to sinnoh
>watch the kek begin
>>24901215
>Arceus Hates Sawks/Throhs
Why do people want illegal Ludicolos crossing the Unova border. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.
Fuck their anchor Lotads too.
>>24899714
>Nazi Germany were ferocious yet passionate and at times noble beasts whose sheer force of will took them to the skies
What am I even reading?
>>24899714
>A resemblance to the war's outcome can be seen in Salamence's Intimidate failing to affect Metagross because of Clear Body.
And Jesus Christ do you know anything about WW2 that isn't this side of Zwickau?
>>24899650
Nurse Joy was MADE for Hoopsters
>>24897617
Mora like Lissandre, he is the true mass killer.
>>24897578
>Being from Whorenn
Yeah enjoy worshipping Gardevoirs you Wallace fag.
>Be me living in Kanto
>Enjoying a good morning meal
>Hear a rumbling noise
>Step outside to see what it is
>See a Team Rocket tank rolling down the road
>Nope
>>24898540
POO IN LOO BASEFAG
>>24901527
they make the hoopsters look so angry
they should be happy black people were finally included into a Pokemon game
>>24898659
>Battle facility right above an active volcano
why
POFFIN IN COFFIN
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Voltorb is not a Pokemon of peace, they'd rather fuck a Gogoat than conform to our society.
If you're gonna whine about me being "Voltorbophobic", go faint yourself.
>>24900449
Orre is where Unovans go to gamble (OOC: Pyrite Town = Las Vegas)
Almia is located near either Kanto or Orre depending on if you think that volcano is either Cinnabar Island or Citadark Isle
>A Unova White girl wants Black dick
Who would have thought?
HELP MAKE UNOVA GREAT AGAIN
Types are a social construct. We are all one type, the Pokemon type.
I just saw this flag and now im totally disgusted for the day, thanks amerifaggot.
>>24902954
>America
It's called Unova you fucking degenerate.
>2016-3days
>still buying overpriced pokeballs instead of making your own apricorn balls at home
GOOD GOY!
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>>24902954
What does the Unova flag look like?
>>24899876
>World dies from overpopulation and stupid people
and that's okay
state of the world isn't my problem, Flare can fuck right off
>mfw most of the Flare members I've seen are the sort who would have killed themselves if they REALLY cared about their ideology
bunch of lousy hypocrites with more money (none of which they earned themselves) than sense
Who /gymleader/ here?
How do I get out of my city? There are no roads anywhere or any public transport in my town. WTF? Why is everything so fucked up everywhere? Is this the 1800s?
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*uses thief*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggly wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a poffin*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest pokemart*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*uses pokewalker*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a lemonade and pours some for his homies Honchcrow and Weavile*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with officer Jenny*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up Scraggy pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for officer Jenny*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then revives repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks pokeball*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down Jumpluff*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws Team Rocket sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a rotation battle*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Arceism*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated Goldenrod yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells carbos*
SQUUIIRR TLLLLLEEEE SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a Primeape*
>>24897578
I'm Mexican and I hate Burgerlandfags.
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
Short hair a shit.
>>24903642
Kek'd too hard at this
>>24902968
Unova is the worst region and the most disgusting gen, you see what I did there?
FUCK USA, FUCK GEN 5
>>24903642
A+++
VOTE GHETSIS TRUMP
HELP MAKE UNOVA GREAT AGAIN
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>>24903508
Use a flying pokemon?
The Probopasses fear the Samurott
>>24905031
Should Johto build a wall to keep out Kanto?
>>24905082
They did.
![Pokemon - 310 - AG034 - Having a Wailord of a Time [DVD][PM-Dragon-x264-AC3][F7AAEAF0].mkv_snapshot_05.28_[2015.11.17_08.01.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YaTmlql.jpg "Pokemon - 310 - AG034 - Having a Wailord of a Time [DVD][PM-Dragon-x264-AC3][F7AAEAF0].mkv_snapshot_05.28_[2015.11.17_08.01.50].jpg")
Hey deadbeats,
You know you have to pay for your Pokemon Center visits starting January 1st 2016?
It will 300 for the first Pokemon and 100 for each additional monster
PC rates will be 50 per transfer
And a Center fee of 200
>>24905123
I thought trainers jobs where to keep towns and roads safe from wild pokemon and that is why centers are free.
>>24905123
Shut up bitch you had to go to med school to do a job an untrained chansey can do.
![Pokemon - 313 - AG037 - Jump for Joy [DVD][PM-Dragon-x264-AC3][2C37AD2E].mkv_snapshot_00.14_[2015.11.17_08.12.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cn7aKJJ.jpg "Pokemon - 313 - AG037 - Jump for Joy [DVD][PM-Dragon-x264-AC3][2C37AD2E].mkv_snapshot_00.14_[2015.11.17_08.12.09].jpg")
>>24905140
You must be from the Orange Islands or something, go back to your islands freeloader.
>>24905144
We will be adding a level insurance fee of 200 for high level monsters over level 30
![3d3814ad492bfebca1fcceec4a79f80b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ugZdUFV.jpg "3d3814ad492bfebca1fcceec4a79f80b[1].jpg")
>>24899642
>Korea is ok, but we need regions based in:
Galtland, Peterburg, New Texas, Xi'an, and Romana. :^9
Probopass used Thunder on Brass Tower
>>24905567
>Erode Johto's culture by burning down the tower and making Lugia and Ho-Oh go away
>Open up a route to Kanto so its filth can flow in
>Rig the gym leader selection system so people who favor Kanto Pokemon get the positions
>The ICE type leader's town is the closest to the Sinjoh Ruins, and the host of the Rocket remnant's HQ
Remember goyim, Johto is nothing but the property of Rcs' chosen. Whatever identity it used to have was shameful and should be forgotten.
Reminder that Hypno can breed a Jynx that knows Nasty Plot
>>24903508
>throw a ball at flying type
>flies away
>>24902538
There are more than 2 volcanos in the world
Besides, I thought it was commonly accepted that it's that little dangly bit at the bottom of Hokkaido
>>24905604
Sinnoh and Johto are long time friends! Don't go spreading conspiracies. Haven't you seen how friendly the Johto and Sinnoh Gym leaders are? There's nothing going on.
>>24898883
A FUCKING POKEBALL
GAS THE FAIRYFAGS TYPE WAR NOW
>>24897578
any more flags like this?
>>24905856
Why not just pokefyi all flags like /int/ did with the maple leaf.
>>24905875
Found it on google images, there's plenty more than this
>>24905856
Found it on google images, there's plenty more than this
how accurate is this ?
Is this a subtle cringe thread?
>>24903642
![Poketopia[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mBzD53u.png "Poketopia[1].png")
>>24902538
Orre is Arizona and part of Mexico.
The place most similar to Las Vegas in pokeworld is Poketopia.
>>24905123
You must be that bitch I found at the battle resort the other day, just approached you to say hi and you went on about how it was not your working day, well I know that stupid bitch if I wanted to heal my pokemon I would have gone to the PC.
>>24905726
This nigger doesn't have the HM, those are expensive.
>>24906565
>Sinnoh Pokemon out the wazoo
I wonder who could be behind this debauchery.
>>24901597
>worshipping Gardevoirs
>Wallacefag
Better than having a nigger as a champion, fucking Unofat.
![6449d24f3c5e8593da8d9811bf1b1b30-Zebra%20Tj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dIf335V.jpg "6449d24f3c5e8593da8d9811bf1b1b30-Zebra%20Tj[1].jpg")
Visita Pueblo Pirita (Pyrite Town), tomate una foto con el Blitzle. Solo 20 pokepesos!!!
![IMG_1597[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mLOqP6o.jpg "IMG_1597[1].jpg")
>>24907726
And your champion is so "manly" and "caucasian".
Btw, his name's is Mikuri, learn about of you region, Hoennbaby.
>>24907764
>Mikuri
Literally fucking who?
![59d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ta2AxOH.jpg "59d[1].jpg")
>>24907775
He thinks Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh is full of Western people.
Who are the SJWs of the Pokemon world?
![2ufdoxh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/n8wO5ek.png "2ufdoxh[1].png")
>>24907865
>>24907865
![Cringe_3fdf2a_5522783[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wvxyvbi.jpg "Cringe_3fdf2a_5522783[1].jpg")
>>24907865
If sjw made pokémon gen 7.
>>24907865
Next evil team will be SJW's trying to convince non-trainer plebs that trainers are evil and need to check their Pokemon privelege and sell them their Pokemon or some shit like that.
>>24905969
This is an ironic shitposting thread.
>>24907929
>not "This young lady is my son"
>>24907978
wasn't that team plasma?
>>24907929
I'd fuck the second girl trainer.
Reminder that Orre filth should stay in Orre.
What even is Almia like?
>>24910590
The ranger regions are all full of hippies.
>>24907929
Is it bad if Veraloe is the thing that angers me most about this? Probopasses did 9/11 in Unova.
