first for having to take a shit but being too lazy to get up

Will I get a gf for Christmas, showderp?

>>24875976
just brahlieve in urself brah

>>24875976

Odds yes
Evens no
0 = get a bf instead

new champ

me imotbhfam

Kingler @ BrightPowder
Ability: Hyper Cutter
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Crabhammer
- Return
- Agility
- Mud-Slap

Goodra @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sap Sipper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Mild Nature
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Sludge Wave

Entei @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Fire Blast

Pick a meme, friend :3

boom boom 2.5

if still bh:
meme bat (Zubat) @ red card/rock helmet
Sturdy
lvl 1
Dark Void
Pain Split
Recycle/Toxic/Free Pick
Magic Coat/Toxic/Free Pick

if ou use an eviolite golbat

184 Days in India

rhyperior

showderp creates: the first reply to this post

A bird

>>24876045
Archeops

critoris destroyer

>>24876051
shiny

>>24876051
dig

>>24876051
>>24876045
sitrus + accrobatics

>>24876051
dragonbreath

>>24876051

lagging tail

>>24876045
lvl 100

>>24876051
252 HP/252 ATK/4 SPATK

>>24876051

brave max atk max hp

>>24876051
Max HP

>>24876051
snore

new champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-randombattle-308693367

halftime viewing

me lol haha

>>24876038

>>24876084
>rusing
why

Mirror Coat Tentacruel

>>24876041

Archeops again

free meme

is showderp STUPID?

Entei's hidden ability was unreleased, and fuck you to whoever made mem birb brave.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308694288

checkem tho

>>24876109
what th* fuck i am champ ~_~

Tfw mem birb a shit

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308698814

tfw u're opponent is a nerd

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308702095

I shouldn't play games that are so ez to me tbvfh

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308702628

suggester here, feel free to change to lava plume, my bad.

Legendary mem doge comes through for fedoralords everywhere.

New friend.

me or eviolite golbat or cheeky rat

boom boom 2.5

the pinguin (Empoleon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Yawn
- Substitute
- Aqua Jet

hoge

bonsly

Metronome Alakazam

Thundurus-I with Thunderbolt, HP Ice, Focus Blast, and Grass Knot

can I be the newfriend?
if not use a hoge

a dog

female goodra

crokou (raikou)
- cm
- rest
- sleep talk
- thunderbolt

Maractus (F) @ Heat Rock
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Growth
- Sunny Day
- Petal Blizzard
- Drain Punch

The goal is to lure in special walls and maybe even ruse opponent into thinking petal blizzard is special

poopybro

>>24876292
I completely forgot Maractus existed until now.

dank/10
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308711675

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308715865

>filename

these guys are far too fit and 3dpg

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chop skink w/Yache Berry
Adamant/Mold Breaker
4/252/252
>Dragon Dance
>Dragon Claw
>Earthquake
>Poison Jab

>>24876412
why does smogon have Swords Dance and Dragon Dance

>>24876418
it's called double dance
like agility + sd or nasty plot + np
both can be either used combined or you can opt for sd to remove stall / defensive threats and dd for offensive ones

new shofu

>>24876425
>smogon fags

also me

Me

poopybro

Another hoge

A fossil pokemon

dd coba berry harvest natural gift tropius

Serial Skiller (Jirachi) @ Choice Band
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature / Adamant Nature
- Iron Head
- Drain Punch
- Fire Punch
- Heart Stamp

Brave Bird (Skarmory) @ Sharp Beak / Apicot Berry
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Brave Bird
- Iron Head
- Night Slash / Rock Slide / Natural Gift

tyranitar set of chimp's choice

>>24876292

Homo Sam (Krookodile) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Intimidate
Level: 99
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 69
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Earth Power
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Dark Pulse
- Focus Blast

me or adaptability porygon z with specs and tri attack

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>>24876429
"Introducing Mike Milligan..."

>>24876432
>>24876433
>>24876434
>>24876435
>>24876436
>>24876437
"And the Kitchen Brothers!"

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308730118

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

>>24876425
>agility + sd
Only once dance, no double dance, familia.
>nasty plot + np
Double Nasty Plot? Epic!

>>24876457
quality post

>>24876458
>splitting hairs
it's colloquial, famicom
also I think he meant nasty plot + agility

>>24876458
xD
intentionally not understading the post rolf

>>24876492
>>24876496
haha how about u suck my dick X-D

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308734218

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308734744

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308736631

you r u: up ur bum piking daisy

what did he mean by this

new team

Maractus (F) @ Heat Rock
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Growth
- Sunny Day
- Petal Blizzard
- Drain Punch

ROULETTE ROCK

>>24876569
something bad

The Big Guy (Conkeldurr) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 128 HP / 252 Atk / 128 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Superpower
- Fire Punch
- Ice Punch
- Poison Jab

If the team members appreciate it, you can replace one of the moves for Thunder Punch, Knock Off, or Mach Punch.

>>24876569
Shuckle @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 224 Def / 32 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpA
- Shell Smash
- Rest
- Toxic
- Power Split

sudowoodo

PurcieJones (Serperior) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Leaf Storm
- Dragon Pulse
- Wring Out
- Glare

Sand Force Banded Hippowdon named upurbumpikingdaisy

a rock

Mr.Jow: Bab loser
What did he mean by this?

>>24876577
see >>24876581

>>24876579
call it cuckle

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308740143

half time memes

>>24876576
Roulette Rock (Gigalith) (M) @ Red Card
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 6 Def
Brave Nature
- Explosion

NO OTHER MOVES

>>24876575
>>24876576 >>24876593
>>24876577 snibs is bad to the bone desu
>>24876578
>>24876579 named Cuckle
>>24876580

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308741189

>>24875965
Gang bang me!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308744481

Don't forget your 184 vacation days mon, champ!
http://pastebin.com/6ynwmayk

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308746727

Champ refuses to take their mons, impeach

>>24876663
IMPEACH

>>24876663
IMPEACH

me and specs weedle

>>24876686
sleepy weeb fairy (Jirachi) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Snore
- Rest
- Cosmic Power
- Doom Desire

>>24876686
Boom boom 2.5

me champ

If same champ:
184 days in India (Donphan) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Defense Curl
- Growl
- Block
- Rest

If new champ:
PurcieJones (Serperior) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Leaf Storm
- Dragon Pulse
- Wring Out
- Glare

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308750178

blastoise

Magcargo

Ms. Sandnigress (Hippowdon) (F) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Sand Force / Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Fire Fang / Rock Slide / Crunch
- Earthquake
- Curse
- Rest

Pick the coverage you need the most depending on how your team does with Ferrothorn, Talonflame and Gengar. Same for its ability if you have Focus Sash users or not.

>>24876694
specs weedle

scarf slaking
ice punch
retaliate
eq
pursuit

Jolteon

>>24876694

roulette rock with stealth rocks

>>24876706
>scarf retaliate

>>24876712
IMPEACH

>>24876713
are you thinking of a different move?

>>24876719
fine ill do it

impeaching this shit champ, i'll take over now

gimme 6 mons

>>24876720
Yes.
retaliate =/= counter, durr

>>24876704

:^)

maractus

specs weedle

meganium

>>24876724
assault vest limber ditto

>>24876724
choice scarf caterpie

ok, new champ, i actually have a life you fucking nerds lmoa

s-squishy~ >//< (Gastrodon) @ Rindo Berry
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 252 HP / 136 Def / 120 SpD
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Stockpile
- Mirror Coat
- Recover

or me

Cotton Guard Mega Altaria

>>24876706

PurcieJones (Serperior) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Leaf Storm
- Dragon Pulse
- Wring Out
- Glare

band ttar

>>24876757
Grimer @ Eviolite
Ability: Sticky Hold
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Poison Jab
- Shadow Sneak

a dog

>>24876757
delibird named santa claus

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308755548

fuck smogon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308760121

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308760361

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308761901

3>2>4>6>5>1 :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308764585

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308766981

Jolteon

new team remember NO SMOGON REER

>>24876966
cuck

amnesia torkoal

MASHING THIS PLANE (Metagross) @ Metagrossite
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 240 Atk / 16 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
- Pursuit

meme destroyer

totem

devious waifu

Physical Yanmega named Yanmemer

>>24876704
use her

Real Human Beam (Porygon-Z) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Ice Beam
- Signal Beam
- Charge Beam

your fav garchomp set

>>24876968
Pls no bully

>>24876969
>>24876970
>>24876971
>>24876972
>>24876973
>>24876975
not smogon aside from totem.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308771891

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308774663

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308777500

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308779264

Only the user who set modchat and global staff can change modchat levels in battle rooms

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308779818

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308783466

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308785628

new champ
if no one claims within 5 minutes ill champ again but ill tell you what i WONT LIKE IT

I'll champ with PU team.

Typhlosion @ Fist Plate
Ability: Blaze
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 32 Atk / 224 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Flamethrower / Lava Plume
- Focus Punch
- Substitute
- Hidden Power [Rock]

>>24876976

A puncher

sword dance marowak

>>24877119
zoroark with focus sash and counter

poochyna

FLING / TRICK + FLAME ORB:
Regice - Kyurem - Vileplume - Scizor - Krookodile - Lucario - Excadrill - Emolga - Tyranitar - Bisharp - Kingler
Kecleon - Dedenne - Kangaskhan - Meloetta - Cinccino - Raichu - Grumpig - Gallade - Sudowoodo - Barbaracle
Diggersby - Azumarill - Pinsir - Druddigon - Haxorus - Garbodor - Drapion - Breloom - Toxicroak - Mienshao - Golurk

>>24877205
Klutz Golurk desu

>>24877217
it would be fun on something like azumaril or bisharp or even kangaskhan, in a situation where you pretend to be revenge killing

>>24877217
the plan is flinging it before the burn and balancing potential ou mons but depends on how smart is champ
you can also use facade or aromatherapy / heal bell too

Need 2 more

dubsfisk

mothim

>>24877236
Dubsfisk (Stunfisk) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Static
EVs: 252 HP / 188 Def / 68 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Toxic
- Substitute
- Protect

Time for stupid things.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-308792288

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-308796140

>we beat ubers

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308798404

>>24876627
OMG my thoughts exactly!!

>we beat OU

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-uu-308800070

>we beat UU

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ru-308801335

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-nu-308804402

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ru-308809202

2 tiers left

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ru-308812019

Oh well. New team.

Gallade (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Knock Off
- Drain Punch

Sandedge (Sandslash) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Rapid Spin
- Super Fang / Knock Off

Eric Birb (Aggron) @ Sharp Beak
Ability: Rock Head
Bashful Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Blizzard
- Fire Blast
- Focus Blast
- Thunder

le weather man (Abomasnow) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature / Jolly Nature
- Wood Hammer
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Blizzard / Ice Shard

Choice Band Scyther

big shrimp

Timid offensive Glaceon scarfed

corphish

slaking with quickclaw named angry neet

Kangaskhan-Primal (Marowak) @ Thick Club
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs 252 atk / 4 def / 252 spd
Adamant Nature
- Bonemerang
- Fire Punch
- Retaliate
- Stone Edge

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308815773

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308817829

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308818669

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308820684

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308822203

New team.

band arcanine

klefki named key to the city

s-squishy~ >//< (Gastrodon) (M) @ Rindo Berry
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 252 HP / 136 Def / 120 SpD
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Stockpile
- Mirror Coat
- Recover

use her, dude

boom boom 2.5

>>24877662
band haxorus

boom boom

drum azu but with lum

regice with that ice move that always crits and some other stuff

Banded Swinub called Ten Ham

>>24877670
champ if you're any sort of real you'll name it BUTTON something

>>24877664 smogon fire
>>24877665 smogon steel
>>24877666 smogon devil
>>24877667 smogon fairy
>>24877670 smogon dragon
>>24877673 smogon water

literally smogon the team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308828473

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308828859

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308831836

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308834705

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308835472

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-308836081

I'm done. New champ.

me or specs weedle

snips

cum in my ass (Scrafty) (M) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Shed Skin
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Head Smash
- Drain Punch

abra donnel

Crokou (Raikou) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Salamence @ Muscle Band
Ability: Moxie / Intimidate
EVs: 232 Atk / 24 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Flamethrower
- Zen Headbutt
- Dragon Claw
- Giga Impact

Lil Birb @ Eviolite
Defensive Nature and spread
TWave
Roost
Night Shade
Protect/Toxic/Refresh/U-Turn

crawdaunt

Poopybro (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Mud-Slap
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Amnesia

must say "oopsie poopsie!" when mud-slap is triggered by sleep talk

>>24877957
specs weedle

Fuck Off Lando (Milotic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Competitive
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
- Recover
- Toxic
- Scald
- Dragon Tail

remove meanies

>>24877958
>>24877960
>>24877962
>>24877963
>>24877965
>>24877966
>>24877967
>>24877968
>>24877969
>>24877970
>>24877972
ur all neoderp
haha faggots

>>24877983
btw this means new champ haha

>>24877994
ok me

>>24877994
lmao rekt imo

Salamence @ Muscle Band
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 232 Atk / 24 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Flamethrower
- Zen Headbutt
- Dragon Claw
- Giga Impact

>>24878000
checked
also this
>>24877970

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