Uhh, hello, yes this is showderp, where a sow claims motherhood over a bunch of six cute little hoges and takes care of them until they're old and fat. When the hoges have grown up the sow will look for a potentially gay partner to make a set of six new hoges and so the cycle continues. Sometimes the sow doesn't feel up to the task anymore so she calls for a sow.
>previous hoges:
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
fgts.jp/vp/
>cute hoge pictures :3:
booru.showderp.com
>cute hoge grunts and other hoge sounds:
dubtrack.fm/join/showderp
>current sow:
MAKETOTALDESTROY !YJ79DUBiko
1nd
2st
second!
3st
>>24792105
STOP AVATARFAGGING!!!!11 >:((((((
>>24792112
Is it ok if I avatarfag?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302339425
i'm not the other guy though i just stole his meme
>>24792117yes
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302342942
>>24792126
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302345785
>>24792236
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302347652
what a fucking hacker
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302350749
last one before new team
new team of dank memes
Ring Target Shedinja
If last number of post is 0-4, make it have Trick
If 5-9, no trick
eviolite ferroseed
>>24792291
ITS WORKINGGG (Linoone) @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Belly Drum
- Extremespeed
- Shadow Claw
let me tell u (Kecleon) @ Iron Ball/Choice Specs
Ability: Color Change
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Synchronoise
- (No Move)
- (No Move)
- (No Move)
basically color change changes you to the opponent's type
and synchronoise does damage if both pokemon are of the same type
the rest is self explanatory
Banded Magmorter
Magnet Rise Eelektross
Big Guy (Rampardos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Polish
- Rock Slide
- Iron Head
- Thunder Punch
>>24792353 no trick meme
>>24792354 dank meme
>>24792355 useful if you know how
>>24792356 dank meme
>>24792357 dank meme
>>24792358 make it hold a weakness policy
>>24792356
but
color change changes you to the type you get hit with
if you get hit with coverage its useless ?_>?
>>24792374
tough shit then champ
>>24792374
>a suggestion on showderp is useless
man what a surprise
be grateful it wasn't specs weedle or assault vest limber ditto
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302358998
i can win if i try hard enough
>>24792386
specs weedle can at least use string shot
that cant do anything but be death fodder
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302360313
i won reddit!!!!!!!
>>24792447
>>24792386
>the only power I exercise in my daily life is suggesting shitmons to champs
Pic related its you lol
>>24792470
stay mad as fuck lmao
I want s4s to leave
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ru-302364075
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302366669
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302370165
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302373693
new champ, i stroked
>mfw i read 26% and not 25% on last battle
;_;
me or mr mime
Your favorite non player main character from any pmd
snibs or CHILLALLNERDS.exe
good goy
>>24792754
Nightmare Fuel (Ferrothorn) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Curse
- Gyro Ball
- Leech Seed
- Bullet Seed
life orb rotom
any form
glalie
cupcake (Weavile) (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Shard
- Knock Off
- X-Scissor
- Low Kick
wew
spinda
>>24792765
>>24792757
CHILLALLNERDS.exe confirmed
>>24792756
what is this anime
>>24792776
pmd=pokemon mystery dungeon you fucking newfriend
>>24792776
puke (on) my dick
its a 70s gay porno
>>24792808
i haven't watched that anime???
>>24792776
Mystery Dungeon, even though I'm 80% sure you're being ebin.
>>24792825
then google explorers of time and pick a character
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302381483
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302387017
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302392042
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302394248
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302394880
:D
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302397412
>>24793189
fuck off attentionwhore
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302401705
fresh plate of memes
bully waifu
Piccolo
hypnosis nightmare curse gengar named "a horrible night"
>>24793294
good goy
Billy Batson (Alakazam-Mega) @ Alakazite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Protect
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Focus Blast
ddance haxorus
vileplume
a pokemon whose type is weak to 2nd suggestion
pick 1, or all three if ag
Straight Heat Senpai (Landorus-Therian) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
- Calm Mind
- Hidden Power [Flying]
- Rest
- Earth Power
Hot Tigre (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- U-turn
- Hidden Power [Flying]
UNF (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 30 HP / 0 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 SpD
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Flying]
- Earth Power
- Sludge Wave
ofensive assault vest chansey
sudowoodo
>>24793367
>or all three
triggered
team is built, need to brb 5 mins or so
>>24793404
post battle using a pokemon showdown-bot
>good goy without any hazard control
:DDDD
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302407489
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302409730
she swep me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302412696
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302417460
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302420527
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302422601
thank zarel
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302424042
thanks zarel
tfw chimp cant catch a break :^(
bg new goy
me
or a dragon dance lapras
me
me or any pokemon that starts with the letter V
Slowbro @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Scald
- Slack Off
- Toxic
donnel electrike
A Pokemon you'd eat.
>>24793367
sleep talk over earth power on #1
swadloon
>>24793807
Not snib (Smeargle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def /252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Acupressure
- Heal Order
- Metronome
- Destiny Bond
Machamp
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Metronome
- Mimic
Me or
Fuck Fairies (Salamence) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 84 Atk / 64 SpD / 112 Spe
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Dragon Dance
- Roost
- Dragon Claw
cincinno
roulette rock
>>24793816
btw the lando has no evs and nature, those are up to champ
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oususpecttest-302424042
saw this in the lobby lmao
>>24793367
>all three
you can't give champ more than one mon you FUCKING CUNT
>>24793848
>going to lobby
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302430836
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302434490
mono buge
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302436308
i won for once in a while
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302438581
>67 / 68 in OU
>>24794012
>getting genuinely mad about getting trashtalked by a poke-autist
uhh neoderp?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302440633
win, thanks rip funbro
>>24794012
hey you got it wrong it's 1 am
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302442242
win again
new team
sash skitty with covet
Mew @ Expert Belt
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 68 Atk/188 SpA/252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Ice Beam
- Gunk Shot
- Stone Edge
- Fire Blast
chlorophyll sunflora
to get rid of stone edge, sub 3 times, then roost
Electric Fence (Zapdos) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 236 SpD / 16 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Roost
- Protect
- Thunderbolt
Mega Scizor with 3 boosts and Baton Pass
>>24794123
chillallnerds.exe
a horse
shedinja with baton pass
>>24794134
suggester here
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302448628
>>24794130
BP clause
>>24794198
you can still run 3 boosts so long as none of them are speed
do sd, focus energy, irondefense desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302451869
>>24794219
that's what i did
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302455127
last one, i need sleep, literally 7am
>>24794315
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302456574
i lied
new champ
i will save us
Machamp @ Scope Lens
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Cross Chop
- Stone Edge
- Focus Punch
- Focus Energy
>>24794370
Bew (Banette) @ Banettite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Metronome
- Cotton Guard
- Calm Mind
- Rest
Spiritomb
>>24794371
7.8/10
Decently dank, have you considered duel chop on this?
>>24794372
VERIFY YOUR SETS
do this instead imo
Banette @ Banettite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Rest
- Calm Mind
- Metronome
>>24794370
Focus Blast Keldeo
snips
infernape with duel fire stab
>>24794379
champ do this but relaxed 252 def
>>24794401
no
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302461321
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302462894
penis
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302463352
well deserved win
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302464897
me on the left
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302466771
bad game
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302468056
fuck captcha
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302469978
new team when i'm dead
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302471800
the numbers! they repeat!
new impeacher
Scarf Volcarona
Your favorite birb
porygon2
>>24794653
a pokemon you'd fug
>>24794666
a pokemon you wouldn't fug
>>24794667
a pokemon you may or may not fug
>>24794648
tried to be nice and not use OU THE TEAM.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302474048
>>24794686
replaced bara bear
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302475774
>>24794731
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302476400
desu i always get scared when i see a stereotypical ou team
>>24794744
NEW CHAMP while I wait for this battle to end.
new champ where?
>>24794780
in my ass
ill champ :D
>>24794794
great thanks man :)
/me enters dramatically
allow.............. me.................
or die...................
die....................
>>24794813
boom boom
>>24794813
/me suggest rhyperior
>>24794813
the most dead hours mon you can come up with
>>24794813
ebin cade
>>24794813
zangoose
>>24794813
smeargle with moves for cade
Bulky/stall Alakazam
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302482226
come witness mega banettes awesome power
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302483425
lucky kid, the game...
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302485227
6-0'd
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302485954
6-0
go aheadi mpeach me.... you wont........
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302486527
>>24794945
wanna bet? heh....
I'm champ now you're impeached...
>>24794948
mega rayquaza
>>24794948
Primal Groudon
>>24794948
Primal Kyogre
>>24792766
cuppu cakee
>>24794948
>>24794948
geomancy xerneas
>>24794948
Qwilfish
spocs woodle
>>24794948
have another mega rayquaza
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302488250
>>24794971
>give champ RU shitmons
>expect him to win
You're a bunch of fucking idiots. This is why I wouldn't use the last team. But of course you enjoy eating shit, this is showderp. All you do is spam memes all day and make you're imaginary friends on the internet. This place is, was, and always will be the epitome of shitposting. I could win I was given a good team, but instead you enjoy shoving your shit memes and funny pokemon into every team.
Ignoring everybody that messages me on showdown and filtering posts. I will champ in the future whether you fucking faggots like it or not. Of course, you won't know it's me or you're going to shit yourselves saying NOOO IMPEACH WAAAH MY MEMES. Fucking idiots.
I'm leaving this thread now, say whatever you want. Don't care. Never will, since you're a bunch of nobodies. Neo-showderp is cancer. It's a shame this place hasn't rotted down. But it will never since you cling to it oh so dearly since you're only accepted here. You shout memes that echo into nothing.
Leaving this thread. Hope you have fun wallowing in your own shit as always. You lost a good potential champ. I'll gladly go back to /a/ now.
>>24794978
>you took time out of your day to shitpost this pasta when instead you could be suiting up a new team to play with already.
>>24794980
>not recognising the ruse trip
>>24794980
No, how about you leave. I thought you would be a smart caring person, if I opened a bit. But, now you have shown your true colors. I thought you would've learned to be the bigger man, but I was wrong. Pokemon is about people coming together and enjoying the time they spend together.You are a disgrace to pokemon fans everywhere. It's little shit like you that ruin the fun for everyone else.This site would so much better without you little pest running around. And the worst thing is, when you said my Mega Smeargles were meh, I actually thought you actually had some sympathy. But then, you blew it.You blew it all up. Don't even bother replying to me, because I'm not going to respond to you anymore.
>>24794984
hm, my fault. should've lurked more before i butted in.
>>24795010
if you're having problems with peoples reactions to it. theres a good chance they'll get over it.
still it must be pretty rough making a big announcement like that while drunk, but at the end of the day, all it means is you like to stick your dick in a different type of human being. thats it. so don't let it take over your life or anything like that
'~_>~' check out this face i made
>>24795023
stop do not post that
new champ i can leave saying i might have been the best champ in the game AND the anime
should i fap, guys and girls?
i will be the 1000 rating man today
physical celebi
>>24795051
a pokemon that reminds you of boblak
>>24795048
only if you fap to guys and not girls
or girls fucking guys with their pee pees
band haxorus
Male Machamp named 'Body Massage' with Tickle, Attract, and 2 filler moves
free pick for the worst fucking champ in the world, or mega banette for the worst fucking champ in the world
Female Jellicent
>>24795051
As most of u know I had a resent fall out with my ex friend Evilwaffless because he was bullying me to act hard, we finished this hatered when in school he tried to jump me ( he jumped on my back and started punching me in the face) so I turned around a punch in the face several times until he started bleeding he then ran of crying.
The motto is I defeated the bully, I'm not scared now, I'm not bullied by him now because he knows I can win.
Never let the bully take over your life "break free"
Age: 16
How long have you played on the server? A few months (I think)
If we look for information about you, will we find any negative information from other servers? From other servers? Most likely not... but on this server.. that's a different story. But as well all know, ckakaris knows I'm a good person :sick:
Why do you feel you are suitable to be staff on Mystic?
Because people love me. I'm amazing and love children. I'm the most mature person on this server.
What are some of your qualities that will benefit us?
I'm Asian, therefor I am good at everything. I also have experience on other servers as staff as well.
me on the left
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302494841
>>24795074
did you draw this?
>>24795099
stop posting that wonan
can I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcockcan I FUCK her in the vagina with my dickcock
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302496774
good victory
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302497768
me on the right
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302497992
gg easy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302498428
easy games all around
new hero
allow me c:
Iron Ball Lando
Rudypoo (Muk) @ whatever champ wants
Ability: Sticky Hold
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SDef
Brave Nature
- Curse
- Thief
- Fling
- sufficiently rude filler
free pick from ru
Yzard or Ninetales. If you already have one, a Sun abuser of your choice.
Feebas
Ring Target Tornadus-I.
>>24795189
fake mami pls
test
may i
>>24795264
ring target drifblim
Miltank named 'Now with Vitamin R!'
Medicham @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Drain Punch
- Psycho Cut
>>24795264
a pokemon you think this person would like >>24795189
Krookodile
>>24795264
something cute
Corsola
>>24795264
Oh that IS the real mami.
mami pls, I'm starving for memes!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302512797
sure thing, boss
also we got stall!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302514285
aw man i wish stall fad teams would go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302515594
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-302517464
NIXONS BACK
new team
Braviary named Andrew Jackson
tyrantrum
hoge
lickitung named bill clinton
Wigglytuff with 4 sound moves
>>24795355
a legendary pokemon below OU
Jynx named Michelle Obama
Magnezone named USS Zumwalt
>>24795360
Does that include Heal Bell?
>>24795368
yes
>>24795368
it's a sound move, so yeah
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-141784668
politicians!
