Did you worship the best snek today?
Snek thread?
>>24766667
Everyday
Why does everyone avoid talking about his/her hands?
My favorite Snek :P
Who need Serperior when you have Servine? Choice Scarf Leaf Storm demoralize everyone in PU.
Chaotic family, bullying mother, and fighting sibling.
Justhorrible
What do you do if your snake loves you too much?
>>24766806
they're suck tiny little hands
whats more dangerous are the ropes upon ropes of vines that shoot forth from under them, where is all of that stored in the body
>>24766839
And a completely absent father!
>>24769871
>>24769875
>>24766839
>>24766886
>>24769905
Why is Serperior such abully
>>24766894
>the author of this is now missing
suffering
>>24769935
Good, i hope he die a slow and painful death.
That fanfiction is justHORRIBLE.
I hate him
>>24769935
Who would do that to a Serperior anyway.
Just beyond gore
l-lewd
I love my snake
>>24766886
Indulge her desires.
http://pastebin.com/seBeSnQ7
>>24766894
Thanks anon, this is the first fanfiction for me in years.
Thanks for utterly demoralize a pokemon who is so loyal to her master.
I would never read a fanfiction ever again.
Fucking horrible
RIP snek, we're all SaD you had to leave us ;-;
Sssssssssoliddd Ssssssnekkkk
>>24770047
I thought that would have expired already, unless someone re-uploaded it. It's good to still see it up though.
>>24773343
I reuploaded it because yes, it is good.
I think we can all agree who is the best Unova starter
>>24775069
thank you so much for that picture
>>24777298
Thank goodness Fennekin exists, or else it would be the worst starter.
No but I certainly do it to her husband.
>>24777502
STOP POSTING THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME SNEK IS MENTIONED EVER
>>24777530
nah.
>>24777533
Kajinchu is based.
>>24766823
Seriously, why does no one use Choice Scarf Contrary Mas spA Servine? I fucking love that set
>>24773159
Sssssssssssolidddd
>>24770079LIES
Do you want a snek pillow?
My least liked grass starter. Gen 5 was a bad time for starters.
>>24781933
Only if it's long enough to wrap around me
Autism.But fun autism
>>24770079
>Hopefully this weekendLIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
>>24783798
Do you actually want more bullyfics?
>>24783802
I just want people to be truth to their word. For me, person that lie deserve slow and painful death.Plus, im bored
Sssssssssssssssmuggg
>>24770079
in spite of the usual romp, I really do look forward to reading them
anyone got screencaps or pastebins of those lewd snek fics?
>>24786569
see >>24766894
>>24786618
How mean
I want to emotionally abuse my serperior until she's a crying mess, begging me to to forgive her, not knowing what she did to make me hate her so much
>>24766667
>Did you worship the best snek today
thanks for reminding me
>>24788717
>can't give a blowjob without impaling it's trainer
nope, seviper is worst snek
>>24788717
Get beat up and capture by Jessie in the anime without pokemon intervention. Yeah, best snek eva.
>>24787028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3CqMRuwbM
>>24786569
see >>24770047I got a boner when reading this, kill me
I want to wife the snake
>>24788717_________gtfo________
>>24768455
>>24769871
>>24769875
>>24769880
>>24769897
>>24769905
>>24769911
Are there some soul in /vp/ that is not taunted by evil who can translate this comic?
Your contribution will make The God Snek happy
How do you feed your snek? And what is their food?
>>24790806
mudkips
>>24790806
What is being a grass (plant) type?
>>24791196
This, Grass-types and other photosynthesizers are generally low-maintenance in terms of food.
>>24790806
I usually fed my Snek with people that disappoint me the most and people who broke their promise, which is this guy >>24770079
>>24790982
Do u guys still remember Smugleaf meme? Those were good time
>>24791342
Oh my god shut up already.
>>24777378
Do you really like obesesnek that much?
>>24790806
Myself.Depression's a bitch.
Feet-first, so I can hug him one last time.
>>24796054
At least you'll finally be useful and important to someone.
>>24791342
Do vore fetishists fall into that category? Because I feel like that might be sending mixed messages to them.
>>24796464
Which category?
>>24796595
Disappointment, mostly. Either one, though; it seems like an odd threat for some people:
>And remember, cross me and I'll force you to live out your greatest sexual fantasy!
>>24796627
There's no guarantee the person he was threatening is actually into vore.
Besides, even if you get off to it actually being eaten alive would be horrifying. Your base instincts would drive you to try to escape, which means that your last few moments would be filled with immense fear and disgust regardless of your fetishes.
>>24796725
this is way you always carry knife ivan. so faggot cannot be of eating you alive. You cut out of stomach!
>>24796054
>feed yourself to snek
>pass out deep in the serperior's body
>wake up in his coils
>mildly upset that he got you out before you digested
>serperior points at a calendar/clock
>it's been 2 weeks
>snek, wanting to follow your orders, kept trying to digest you for at least ten days
>unfortunately for you two, pokemon can't damage animals further than "fainted"
>and you're fairly sure your serperior has a vore fetish now
>and you're stuck in his coiils
>and he's got an... interesting expression on his face
>>24800005
This is arousing
>>24794836
You don't even know dude. Also that picture is the best I've ever seen of em.
>>24800291
You havevery finetaste, anon.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pu-302879812
Servine Sweep :PChoice Scarf Servine
>>24799761
Arent all these images from devianart?
>>24800005
>>24800440
>your Serperior caught a Floatzel in his coils
>he's been doing this more often, recently
>ever since you fed yourself to him
>turns out the "knocked out" thing only applied to humans
>the two are lying on the ground, Floatzel completely pinned by the heavy Grass-type
>it's hard to see, but he meets every struggle with a firmer squeeze and a weak Absorb
>by the time the otter-like Pokemon gets the idea, Serperior has already wrapped his jaws around... her, probably
>she calls out in surprise, but still can't do anything as your snake moves further
>his body extends and contracts, each movement efficiently pulling the Water-type further in
>by the time Serperior has his jaws around Floatzel's forepaws, a sizable bulge has appeared in his neck
>his lithe body glides around it, pulsing to send his prey further
>you let your Pokemon notice you, then walk up to the bulge and rest your hand on it
>Serperior finishes closing his jaws after Floatzel's legs and tails
>your hand shifts up and back, up and back over the soft lump
>you slide your hand instead to follow his prey, stroking your snake's back
>eventually, it stops moving, having found Serperior's stomach
>your Pokemon loops once around you, just enough to make a close circle
>if you hug his thick body by the bulge, you can faintly feel the Floatzel wiggling slightly
>besides, it's a nice day to hug your fatsnek
>>24790806
>>24791342
>>24796054
>>24796075
>>24800005
>>24801323
Why does Serperior have the worst fan base on /vp/?
This is fucking horrible.
>>24801577
Something about Snivy attracts legitimately autistic people like >>24783878
>>24791342
I legitimately cringed.
>>24801323
The best part, of course, is that even while the bulge in his belly slowly shrinks down over the next few days the rest of him will grow larger from it. A couple of inches of girth isn't *too* much, granted, but it'll add up more and more.
>>24801577
The same could be said of slime dragon, spike dog, psychic green girl, and probably others, but those are the most noticeable.
I think it's less that a Pokemon has the worst fan base on this board, and more that this board has the worst fan base for the Pokemon.
>>24802227
Also, fuck the spamfilter. It wouldn't let me post until I replaced Goodra, Lucario, and Gardevoir with that dumb shit.
>>24801323
>turns out the "knocked out" thing only applied to humans
nope, can't do it, this is too stupid
>>24802436
I would've had it been normal digestion of anything they eat, but for some reason, I decided to continue that guy's prompt. Feel free to ignore that line.
>>24802235
>gardevoir in filter
wot
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pu-303054601
This is blood sacrifice of six pokemon for the Snek Lord. Hope this sacrifice is pleases you
>>24801577
can you give me one example of fan thread where no one say "this is the worst fan thread ever"
>>24803813
Anyone?
Autis-fun