Lets have a thread for the canonically weakest legendary in the series that has never been proven to be strong in any capacity. For the pokemon that was going to die because someone threw a pebble in its direction.
>>24761973
Did that happen in the ashime? He's GOD in the games or at least an extradimensional avatar.
but thats not articuno
>>24761973
Literally weaker than insignificant useless legendaries like latias and latios that don't even do anything remotely important.
>>24761973
He got a nice butt tho
>>24761973
why isn't mega rayquaza the actual pokemon god anyway
>>24762022
I think they were aiming for something more "neutral", hence its appearance and typing.
>>24761993
Just a Normal type Pokémon.
Arceusism?
>>24762066
He's a normal type that can be whatever he wants, anon.
>>24762050
It's not neutral. It's good and just lazy.
>>24762070
But it can't learn every move and isn't all loving
>>24762081
>isn't all loving
Everyone but the greeks, anon.
>>24762003
Latios and Latias help people.
Arceus don't do anything.
>>24762081
it doesn't need to when it has judgement as an every type earthquake. also it has extreme speed.
>>24762097
I meant, Omnibenevolence.
>>24762105
he a good boy
>>24762105
Too bad latias and latios literally struggle to help themselves
>>24762108
Sure. So Scary.
It's just a Normal Pokémon.
>>24762122
Aye. Everyone have problems.
>>24762118
It's Not a Male. We don't know, If It's A Male or Female.
>>24762124
Its a normal pokemon that needs to check its privilege. Every time Arceus doesn't check its privilege another meteor is sent towards it.
Slower and weaker than the manmade Mewtwo, Arceus is shit
>>24762136
Then we're just going to have to find out aren't we?
>>24762144
To be honest a lot of things have higher than 120 speed but at least Arceus being so shit makes them more okay and friendly to use.
>>24762146
How? Arceus live in It's domain.
>>24762157
Given past evidence all you would need to do is blow on its flute and then ask really nicely.
>>24762152
I use Every Pokémon, Even Arceus.
But Nintendo and Game freak created Pokémon more powerful than Arceus but they just haven't acknowledge their existence yet.
>>24762168
I'm going to do that. I'm going to catch it and let scientists and professions study it.
>>24762172
Power creep exists in every franchise like this, yes. Just like Mewtwo isn't the strongest pokemon ever anymore either.
>>24762184
I never consider Mewtwo as the strongest Pokémon.
i want to_hugarceus
NO NO NO
FUCK ARCEUSISM
I SAY RAYQUAZA IS OUR TRUE GOD
RAYQUAZAISM
RAYQUAZAISM
RAYQUAZAISM
>>24762198
That belly looks like it'd be pretty soft. Would be one of the better pokemon to hug.
Who is the strongest legendary now anyway?
MEGAS DO NOT COUNT
>>24762203
I don't know anon, somehow the thought of someone seriously saying "OH MY RAYQUAZA" sounds just as stupid. It only seems a little bit better just because it comes off as a more foreign word whereas someone saying 'oh my arceus' sounds like they fell on their ass and they're saddlesore.
>>24762207
Whatever the fuck zygarde 100% is
>>24762205
There are possibly thousands of Pokémon to hug.
>>24762211
sweet mother of Arceus does sound better then sweet mother of Rayquaza though
>>24762207
None.
There is a Pokémon stronger than Arceus. Nintendo and Game freak just haven't acknowledge it yet.
>>24762207
They're all balanced out to where they all kick eachothers' ass, the stat totals are very close together.
>>24761993
He literally can't take hits in the anime. The moves go right through him. He's literally unbeatable.
>>24762020
Amen to that
>>24762231
You're the pokemon thats stronger than Arceus, anon.
>>24762234
He takes hits if he doesn't have every plate though. But that hasn't happened.
>>24762207
Mewthree
>>24762207
Mew in my opinion is still Top tier legendary
>>24762234
With plates.
There is a Pokémon that can use Every Pokémon Move and hit it.
>>24762184
R/B/Y mewtwo is the strongest pokemon by far, but with how much the series has progressed there really is no 'strongest pokemon' anymore since everything has a counter
>>24762239
No. It's PokéWTrainer.
A forgotten Pokémon.
>>24762252
No. PokéWTrainer is strongest known.
>>24762124
>Swords dance
>recover
>extreme speed
there is no peace from this hell
Can I just say, I think Arceus is actually a pretty top tier pokemon?
Thanks to the plates you can easily wreck trainers as long as you know what they're gonna be using
For example, you're going up against a Ghost trainer, you use spoopy Arceus
Fire trainer, you use Fire Arceus
Psychic, you use bug Arceus
so what, his stats aren't that high? Big deal, manage your team right, and know when to use type advantages and you can still power through
>>24762275
no you're not supposed to try and be smart in these threads
fuck off
>>24762240
What if, M(00) is actually Mewthree.
But PokéDex can't see it's information yet.
>>24762268
It's A dangerous Pokémon, Yes. I must say. But It's not the strongest Pokémon.
OP has clearly never played Smogon's Anything Goes Meta.
Despite being created because Mega Fug broke Ubers, Arceus is best Pokemon in that meta by a fair margin.
>>24762294
Anon you're the dangerous pokemon
>>24762275
do everyone love Arceus, cause of It's plates. Arceus going to need a Glitch Plate.
>>24762305
The only plate Arceus needs is a love plate
>>24762297
I'm talking about Every Pokémon, even the ones. You won't acknowledge.
For Example: PokéWTrainer.
>>24762298
No. PokéWTrainer is.
>>24762313
No. Glitch (Type) Pokémon exist too.
So, Nintendo and Game freak needs to make models for them in the 7th generation of Pokémon.
>>24762318
Who the fuck is PokéWTrainer?
>>24762340
Some debug shit apparently
Then why Ar-kee-eus is always in the top of power level charts if you guys are claiming he's not the strongest?
>>24762340
Forgotten Pokémon.
>>24761973
It's an easy misconception to make that Arceus is fairly weak as a god. That's because people measure its strength in the wrong capacities.
Okay, yes, it was nearly killed by a band of regular old Pokemon in the movie, none of its individual stats are impressive and it doesn't have the highest BST anymore. No combination of Pokemon in the entire pokeverse can create and shape an entire universe, life from nothing, and shape an entire ecosystem on a planet so that these creatures and humans can thrive. If they can, they only exist because Arceus created them itself or allows them to exist.
>>24762349
It's not the strongest.
PokéWTrainer is Known Strongest Pokémon, So far.
>>24762360
To be fair that was a metric shit ton of pokemon that were all wearing things that boosted their power well above average. And of course it was going to not have the highest BST forever because as a series like this progresses power creep happens.
>>24762360
Bullshit. Arceus is no God.
Just Adam of Pokémon Universe.
Arceus come from a Egg.
Google - PokéWTrainer
You'll see Who's the current strongest Pokémon.
>>24762360
Arceus plays it fair if anything, because it'd be bullshit and boring if it went around like a child being invincible and oneshotting everything it fought. It fits with everything being balanced and having/being a counter to something froma series whos games are built around a team of six pokemon are meant to cover one another's weaknesses to be unstoppable as a whole. People think of it in the wrong way.
Arceus is just something that did godlike things but no one is saying its omniscient.
>>24762371
And everything that doesn't have an explicit pokedex entry saying it came from an egg is a god?
Arceus only gets called a god because its pretty much the closest thing there is to one considering its actual proven feats. No pokemon is a literal god. But genwunners will refuse to leave it at that and accept it.
Surprised theres not a shitstorm of muh mew muh ancestor of all pokemon compared to how it usually goes in these threads.
>>24762391
Are You Questing the PokéDex?
All information is 100% correct in it.
Just Accept it, Arceus fan. Arceus come from a Egg. Who lay the Egg.
>>24762402
It's, about Pokédex. Not Mew.
>>24762405
What if Arceus could reincarnate like a phoenix and its form regresses into an egg when it dies? Then we can have cute little baby arceus ambling about and it'll be adorable
>>24762416
No.
>>24762416
1. Arceus have DNA and is a Pokémon.
2. Arceus come from a Egg.
3. Please use Pokélogic
>>24761973
>has never been proven to be strong in any capacity
>created the entire Pokemon universe
>>24762428
that doesn't mean its strong
I can build random shit out of legos that doesn't mean I'm lifting a car off a baby any time soon.
>>24762428
A Universe. There are other preexisting Pokémon Universes in the Multiverse.
>>24762371
>Arceus come from a Egg.
Arceus must have created the egg from which it was born, assuming nothing existed before Arceus.
>>24762405
Really? So you think Metang can collide with a jet plane and nothing will happen to it.
>>24762440
thanks gamefreak for letting that translation be official and further causing a schism amongst retarded fanboys
>>24762442
1. Arceus is not omnipotent or Eternal.
2. Arceus is a Pokémon.
3. Arceus was born from a Egg.
4. Follow the PokéDex.
>>24762440
Good thing with Arceus' thousand arms it can manage these multiverses
>>24762451
Aye. I'm liking this. I can use Multiverse concept, to proven there was something before Arceus.
>>24762466
No. It can't. Arceus is not omnipotent.
Can we go back to talking about Arceus' ass instead of this autistic what created what discussion
If you want a fucking mew thread go make a mew thread and dance merrily with your hands upon the shafts of one another's cocks
You fools, Arceus didn't come from an egg, think of it like our real life God, he was not born but rather...well, actually Christianity never really explains how he came to be, BUT YOU GET THE GIST
What the actual fuck is going on in this thread? Are we being raided by Reddit or is OP and his circlejerk trying to force a new epic meme? Or are you really trying to discuss Pokemon "canon" when we've got shit like Magcargo being supposedly hotter than surface of the sun?
Just for your information, Swords Dance Extreme Speed Arceus-Normal has been consistently among the top 3 strongest available Pokemon sets for nearly three generations straight - until Rayquaza and Groudon got mega evolutions that are stupidly broken even by major legendaries' standards. And that's not even counting the ridiculous amount of options its other forms have.
every time with these threads
It always happens the exact same way
Mew is allowed to be what no one wants Arceus to be because Mew was a first generation pokemon and everything beyond that sucks and is frowned upon because its not as old
It never ever fails to be the same damn shit all the fucking time
>>24762475
mfw there's really a Mew thread in the catalog right now
>>24762475
I want Arceus to sit on my face
1. Mew is source of All Pokémon, including Arceus.
2. Arceus have DNA and is a Pokémon.
>>24762485
never trust pokedex entries, they are written by idiotic japs who don't realize how much they're messing things up
>>24762485
Angry genwunner propaganda thread, hide and move on. The initial mew thread wasn't enough for them to be satisfied.
>>24762486
Aye!. You can't have Arceus without Mew.
Mew is source of All Pokémon right?
I thought Arceus was god and Mew was like Jesus?
>>24762502
I love the PokéDex.
It's good source of information.
>>24762477
This is just what happens when you insert a God element into a canon that didn't start with one. If Arceus was Pokemon #152 or something, we wouldn't be here right now.
>>24762511
Its the other way around depending on how butthurt the person you're talking to is
try and find any of mews' feats
>>24762511
Wrong. very wrong. Arceus is the one, who come from a Egg.
>>24762511
it is, don't listen to gen 1 propaganders, they just think Mew came first because Arceus wasn't designed until Gen 4 WHEN IN REALITY, IT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE A LOT OF CANON THINGS/POKEMON GET MADE EACH GEN
>>24762522
Follow the PokéDex.
>>24762511
Arceus is God.
Mew is literally Adameve.
>>24762511
Mew is the common ancestor of Pokemon who were not specifically created by another Pokemon or force. That is why it learns Transform and is compatible with nearly every TM and Move Tutor attack.
>>24762536
No. Ancestor of All Pokémon.
you guys are saying all of this while realizing that every pokemon comes from an egg right
like I hope you all actually know and understand this while you're spewing your filth
>>24762528
right, the same pokedex that made us believe Snorlax, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Clefairy, and so many more had no pre-evolutions, right?
Just accept that canon things can happen in later gens that effect previous gens
>>24761973
Is regigagas genuinely the weakest legendary in existence? and by weakest I mean worst.
>>24762534
Wrong. No. Mew is source of All Pokémon.
You can't accept it.
By this retard logic then ditto is the ultimate god pokemon then for literally the exact same reasons as mew
>>24762540
religion is a concept no one can fully grasp when mixed with realism
Thus the realistic account of all pokemon being born from eggs can't be inserted here
>>24762542
Accept the PokéDex.
Too bad mew can't use judgement
>>24762547
Jokes aside, Ditto is god tier in the pokemon list
>>24762547
It pretty much is because unlike mew it ends up making just as much pokemon as arceus and more
>>24762556
In the game. But the Anime or Pokémon reality.
OKAY LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE POKERELIGION LIKE REAL RELIGION?
WE ALL BELIEVE IN OUR OWN GODS AND IF SOMEONE DOESN'T AGREE WITH YOUR CHOICE WELL OH FUCKING WELL?
>>24762552
>the pokedex is always right because people wrote it
wow just like the bible huh
>>24762557
Mew is source of All Pokémon.
Follow the PokéDex.
>>24762538
The pokedex only started saying Mew was the ancestor of all Pokemon in gen iv, the same gen as Arceus. This is interesting because Arceus's Platinum dex states
>It is said to have emerged from an egg in a place where there was nothing, then shaped the world
>>24762567
This
Now let me be the first one to say: ALL FOR RAYQUAZAISM
>>24762571
Its never said to be the source of all pokemon, thats just you merrily twisting definitions to suit your own beliefs.
>>24762570
It's right. Accept it.
I accept that Arceus created a Pokéverse. But that doesn't mean, Arceus is God of All. just a creator deity Pokémon.
holy shit, I can't take it anymore, i'm writing a letter to GF asking them who came first
when I get the reply, I swear to god, /vp/ you better shut the fuck and accept whoever it is
>>24762589
>who came first
Your mom
>>24762573
Too Bad, For You. Pokémon ORAS confirm that other Pokémon Universes exist.
>>24762582
Mew has DNA of All Pokémon.
Mew is Ancestor of Every Pokémon.
>>24762589
>>24762573
If its not obvious after this then you're fucking hopeless and just a nostalgiafag living off of bait in order to wipe their tears away
>>24762593
ORAS isn't canon and that line of dialogue was a mistranslation because gamefreak doesn't know how to explain mega evolutions because they put gameplay before story like any good self-respecting company should.
>>24762593
Where does it say this in the Pokedex?
>>24762600
It's canon. Unless, Nintendo and Game freak say so.
Mew and Mewtwo were pretty nice pokemons until nostalgiafags ruined it.
>>24762601
in the story.
>>24762593
You do realize that line was said as speculation by a researcher and it was in reference to the original ruby and sapphire which existed before gamefreak decided to come up with mega evolutions and didn't have any idea how to make up an excuse as to why they weren't known about in the timeline of the games and talked about before?
>>24762589
oh wait, fuck, that's right, I don't know how to read japanese
>>24762618
This. I used to like them a lot but holy shit, over time the autism just keeps snowballing and really hurting their image for me. Just look at this fucking thread.
>>24762625
And Game freak have future plans for Multiverse concept.
>>24762623
I don't think the Pokedex has any story like that
>>24762627
kek, i think they have English speaking branches and translators.
>>24762623
don't shift the goalposts mother fucker this whole time you're beating your dick over MUH POKEDEX and now its about muh story
>>24762631
Please show proof
>>24762639
That's, How. I relax.
Beating...
>:)
Just, Accept the PokéDex information as fact.
>>24762641
Thanks for cutting off the part where they specifically say paralell universe and not alternate universe which would better support idiot's theory
>>24762642
PD remake.
>>24762641
That's not a Pokedex, thank you for sharing however.
>>24762647
So, which is right then? Arceus's DPP dex entries, or Mew's DPP dex entry?
>>24762650
Arceus egg have come to from somewhere right.
Multiverse concept also fix Arceus Egg plot holes.
Its nice to think that all of the remakes since theres inevitably a remake of every single gen all happen within a seperate timeline but holy shit you guys have some serious issues on this matter
>>24762661
Both. Arceus created the Pokéverse or Pokémon Universe.
Mew is Ancestor of All.
>>24762666
Its a shame that the dex entry still says it came from a place in which nothing else existed prior to it
>>24762668
ORAS is canon, unless Nintendo and Game freak says it isn't.
>>24762673
Both can't be correct because Arceus's Pearl entry states that nothing existed before it.
Leave it to the genwunners to fuck shit up because they feel they weren't pandered to enough. Maybe mewtwo needs yet another new form and the pokken form to be made canon so that they'll stop whining.
>>24762695
It does say that. But It didn't say Arceus was Eternal.
I wonder if anyone realised that mew might have been the first species of pokemon on poke earth but since deoxys is a thing that means alien pokemons might exist so yes mew could be the first pokemon on earth but arceus is the fist being in existence which predates earth.
>>24762702
Aye. Multiverse concept, also fix this Paradox. I have ORAS to thank for that.
>>24762716
Mew is extraterrestrial life form.
The sad thing about this topic is that even if Gamefreak jerked the genwunners off to orgasm yet again and pandered to them enough to retcon mew into god they'll still never shut up because they'll simply be like hurr I told you so until the end of time, further cementing themselves as the most cancerous of pokemon's fanbase. Less satisfiable than feminists.
>>24762721
But it never said that in the pokedex.
>there is an alternatve universe where the only legendary pokemon is mew and genwunners are satisfied for the first time in their lives
Its a shame they exist in ours where they can't handle the fact that they're wrong
>>24762724
Arceus come from a Egg.
Who lay that Egg?
>>24762589
THERE
it's been sent, they said they'd reply within 1 to 2 business days
just wait till then, /vp/
>>24762721
>>24762717
Where does the dex say these?
>>24762724
>>24762730
Let me take the opportunity to say that I am not a genwunner.
>>24762726
Mew is still the Ancestor of All, So Mew is confirm.
>>24762734
>mfw they just reply "hmm, idk, i never thought about it" like masuda did with diglett's legs
can't tell if I'm on tumblr or deviantart with all this autism clouding my vision
>>24762736
How can Mew be Ancestor of All Pokémon, If Mew isn't a Extraterrestrial specie. Earth is only 4.54 billion years ago. Universe existed for about, 13.82 billions years .
>>24762734
thank you anon, once they respond /vp/ will be forced to shut the fuck up because it'll be canon, since it's coming from GF themselves
>>24762724
There's a possibility that the arceus egg might have not be a egg maybe its first form was a giant ball of light in the shape of and egg that spawn the avatar arceus. Just look at its "universe" in the anime its shape like and egg too.
>>24762736
So, therefore Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon. Mew existed before Poké-Earth. So, Mew must be a Extraterrestrial lifeform.
>>24762762
implying people won't just keep bitching forever and call it a cop out no matter the answer and ignore it for all kinds of reasons
>>24762741
But its not the ancestor of deoxys since he's a space virus.
>>24762767
PokéDex says It was a Egg.
So It's A Egg.
Just Accept it.
>>24762757
>>24762769
But the dex never says this!
>>24762775
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Everything have Mew DNA on it.
>>24762774
yeah but they'll have to tone it down a bit, like with the multiverse thing, a lot of ppl don't like the idea but they have to accept that it's canon
>>24762781
Yet eggs in the pokevers are confirmed to not really be eggs.
>>24762787
Mew is not a alien so its not deoxys ancestor.
>>24762785
If Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Mew must be a Extraterrestrial specie from Space. Who arrived on Poké-Earth, about 4.0 billion years ago.
>>24762734
You sure there not going to confuse it with which pokemon was created first in the games?
There going to say mew because he was made in gen 1.
>>24762790
In the Game. Pokémon are actually confirm to be Eggs.
Arceus is a Pokémon.
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
>>24762246
smeargle?
itt: genwunners refusing to do research or even play any of the pokemon games besides the ones that suit their deluded fantasies and enforce their fanfictions
>>24762436
False equivalence you fucking mongoloid.
Arceus not only created everything physical, but he created everything with sentience. Anything with the power to create sentient life out of nothing is the strongest anything.
And no, procreation doesn't count.
>>24762798
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Therefore, Mew is extraterrestrial life form. All mean All.
>>24762804
No. Cause of PokéDex.
>>24762804
nah I specifically told them "we know mew came first game wise but we want to know who came first story-wise"
that way they have to say who came first lore wise not pokedex wise
>>24762474
>Arceus is not omnipotent
InSuper Mystery Dungeonhe most certainly is.
>>24762821
not canon its a spinoff
this whole thing is like the fucking which came first chicken or the egg bullshit, i mean really who fucking cares
>>24762820
Arceus came first and his semen created sentient life, every individual sperm cell
>>24762832
Wrong. Mew is first.
Arceus come from a Egg.
>>24762829
mew's the chicken and Arceus is the egg, just like IRL, people can't shut the fuck about it and no one can prove which one really did come first
Arceus is a much larger creature than mew by fucking far. It makes sense that he came first because with balls that'd be as huge as his, that'd be plenty more than enough cum to seed the life for every individual sentient creature ever known.
The fuck are mew's skittles going to do? Get its crotch sticky? I guess its tail is shaped like a sperm cell. I guess that one didn't quite grow right but Arceus wasn't worried.
>>24762829
Obviously it was the egg. That's not a debate.
>>24762858
how could the egg be created without the chicken first laying it?
Mew has the DNA of every pokemon but that's only limited to pokemon. Mew cant transform into a tree so its confirmed tree is the true God of poke world.
>>24762851
>mew is the chicken and arceus is the egg
And let me guess, your only proof is chronological release of the games and which game you played first, right?
How about fuck you because its time to throw bulbasaur and rhydon into the mix because bulbasaur is the first in the POKEDEX (ahem) and rhydon was the first pokemon ever drawn to begin with.
>>24762827
The anime isn't canon either. Just delete the thread.
>>24762860
T-rex came first.
>>24762860
Evolution.
>>24762855
Are, You fucking serous right now?.
You do realize this Pokémon right?
A freaking Whale can mate with a Cat.
So anything is Possible in Pokémon.
>>24762860
>>24762851
Lol hold on guys that chicken didn't exist without coming from an egg lets not go nuts here guys thats just silly I even got your case evidence right here
Give it a bit to sexually mature first before it can lay eggs and then bring in a second from a second egg to fuck it first
>>24762864
no, I'm just going by the pokedex entry that stated Arceus came from an egg, so in place of the chicken and the egg I figure Arceus would play the egg's role
>>24762866
Good thing we haven't been talking about the anime
>>24762858
No. It wasn't.
Speaking of evolution, eggs existed way the fuck before chickens ever did, so a chicken obviously came from an egg first. Lets not be too stupid now. Its not my fault a raptor egg mutated into the fucked up shit that a chicken is and the chicken managed to breed.
>>24762875
funny enough, a scientist actually used evolution to prove the egg came first, although he claimed evolution was a sham and thus no creature could've evolved into the chicken, leaving the egg to have come first
>>24762887
>>24762858
We aren't REALLY doing this, are we?
>>24762881
>Pokedex
>canon
Kadabra is a human boy, Pidgeot can fly at Mach 2 despite being outsped by much of the metagame, and Tentacruel has 80 legs.
Fuck off you fucking autist.
>>24762887
Where is your proof?
>>24762885
Did you read the OP at all?
>>24762905
hey man chill, I think Arceus came first myself, hence why he's the EGG the egg came first, the pokedex entry was just a nice touch adding to him being the egg
>>24762905
in during this same poster suddenly accepts the pokedex as canon specifically for mew's entries despite what they just said overruling that
god you people never cease to amaze with these leaps of logic and mental gymnastics to suit your delusions because you're upset things didn't go the way your headcanon wanted them to
>>24762897
Mew could have give birth to Arceus.
It's not impossible.
If a Whale and Pink cat can have kids.
Why couldn't Mew?
>>24762920
Arceus could have give birth to Mew.
It's not impossible.
If a Whale and Pink cat can have kids.
Why couldn't Arceus?
>>24762905
the metang jet plane example is the funniest to me
>>24762920
>mew could have given birth to arceus
And Arceus couldn't for... the exact same reasons? Angry genwunner pls
>>24762928
Because, Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon. Therefore, Mew is first.
holy fug, putting religion in pokemon was the worst mistake GF ever made
>>24762935
It couldn't, since Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon. Arceus is a Pokémon and come from a Egg right?
>>24762944
Actually, Morimoto secretly putting Mew in Gen 1 was the worst thing GF ever did, had he not we wouldn't be here right now
>>24762936
Mew is the first pokemon that Arceus created, yes. Thats why it is the ancestor and is stated to have everything's DNA, Arceus was using it as primordial soup to make everything else. I'm glad you agree.
Why is Giratina shitposting?
>>24762944
It actually be in Pokémon, from the start.
Legendary birds were called Gods.
>>24762953
No. Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon, including Arceus.
Arceus only created Six Pokémon.
>>24762962
if they'd never put it in at all, Arceus and Mew would just be 2 legendaries, no more no less, no one would've said anything but because the idea of a pokemon God arised, here we are
So what created mew then? Your answer isn't allowed to be 'nothing' or any variation of nothing.
>>24762952
Both Arceus and Mew's creation stories are flawed, and i don't think they were meant to be taken more as myth or speculation. If they were meant to be taken seriously, i'm sure they would have found a way to tie Arceus to Mew since both stories conflict.
>>24762982
Arceus
>>24762982
Rayquaza
>>24762976
I love how you're spinning this around and would be saying the exact same shit in defense of Arceus if Arceus was in gen 1. All you're doing is copying and pasting responses and ignoring evidence that states otherwise. You have a hard time dealing with being wrong and your delusions being shattered, don't you?
Oh wait, I get it. This is literally because unga bunga older is better this game was released first therefore only it matters
>>24762979
No. It's about Pokédex.
>>24762982
klefki
>>24762982
Pikachu
>>24762982
How about this, um, a scientist, maybe that's why his DNA has a dash of everything? Just a science experiment gone wrong/right
>>24763008
1. Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
2. Arceus is a Pokémon.
3. Arceus come from a Egg.
4. Who lay that Egg?
>>24762986
I'm sure if they were meant to be taken seriously then shit would've been outright stated in a clear cut fashion so that you wouldn't have people making their fanfictions and believing them to be correct
Seriously this whole thread is literally entirely because pokemon red and blue was released before pokemon diamond and pearl (which changed mew's pokedex entry where Arceus was introduced)and people can't handle that
>>24763026
Metapod
>>24763025
Nope. PokéDex confirm it's.
>>24763026
Bro let me help you with this list since you're forgetting something amongst your propaganda with every single post you make with your ears tightly plugged in response to being wrong
1. Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
2.Who made mew?
3.. Arceus is a Pokémon.
4. Arceus come from a Egg.
5. Who lay that Egg?
>>24763030
Mew is.
>>24763026
*sigh*
1.Chicken is ancestor of all flightless birds
2.Egg is an egg
3.Chicken come from egg
4.Who lay that egg?
Do you guys see how idiotic and similar this junk is? That answer is N/A, there is no answer and the're never will be
>>24763033
Flygon
>>24763033
I don't know. All, I know is that Arceus come from a Egg and Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon, including Arceus.
>>24763035
Eggs have to make chickens, the ancestors of chickens laid the eggs that produced chickens because their offspring mutated into them. Chickens came long after the dinosaurs.
>>24762211
>'oh my arceus' sounds like they fell on their ass and they're saddlesore
They changed the official pronunciation to Ar-key-us for exactly this reason
>>24763035
This Is Pokémon. Not Our Reality.
Mew come first, according to the PokéDex.
I really hope no one here is going to get even more retarded and think chickens lived side by side with the dinosaurs from whom which made the eggs chickens were originally born from.
HOLY FUCK, MODS JUST START DELETING THREADS THAT HAVE THIS BULLSHIT IN THEM
RELIGION SHOULD NOT BE AVAILABLE IN POKEMON
THERE IS NO "POKEMON GOD"
THEY ARE JUST LITTLE CHARACTERS IN A FICTIONAL WORLD, NEITHER CREATED THE OTHER, AND NEITHER CAME FIRST
THEY
ARE
JUST
CHARACTERS
IN
A
FICTIONAL
GAME
MEANT
FOR
KIDS
>>24763056
Your excessive shifting of the goalposts renders your arguments invalid. Just accept defeat and move on.
>>24763056
The Pokedex doesn't say shit about it being the first
>>24763061
You can't make sense of Pokéverse by using logic.
You must use Pokélogic.
>>24763063
If you're so bothered then don't even come here
It's not like you were forced to read everything
Go back to Showderp
>>24763069
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Therefore, Mew came first.
Accept it.
Wait, wait, wait, if you guys trust mew came first because he's been around longer, explain Mewtwo, genetic, failed, clone of Mew, yet his number comes before mew's
or Rhydon, first pokemon created yet his number's far from first
How about Pichu?
Gen 1's dex led me to believe pikachu's could only breed pikachus, what happened?
>>24763082
In the story.
Mew is first.
>>24763081
No thats you saying that, the pokedex entries are still the same unfortunately
Guess we're going to have to wait until the pokedex you keep clinging to explicitly states this, but until then it'll say Arceus was first until baby here has their own way and stops crying
>>24763081
What does the Pokedex exactly say about Mew?
Tell me.
>keep saying that mew came first over and over no matter what you get told
>guarunteed infinite replies
Baiting has never been so easy
>>24763086
Aye. Believe , what you want.
I just use PokéDex to provide, Mew is first.
Since Mew is Ancestor of Every Pokémon.
>>24763082
Pikachu came before pichu because pikachu has been around longer
Rhydon is the first pokemon because it was drawn before mew was even a thought and thus is the true god of all pokemon
>>24763087
Accept it.
>>24763098
Can you direct me to your version of the pokedex where it says mew came first and not because of what fanfiction you're adding onto it?
>>24763063
>I have literally no imagination and no fiction deserves discussion about anything period
Please kill self and/or your fuck up parent(s)/guardian(s) immediately
>>24763103
"Because it can use all kinds of moves, many scientists believe Mew to be the ancestor of Pokémon."
They just believe it
Like you
It's not confirmed
>>24763092
>keep saying that Arceus came first over and over no matter what you get told
>guarunteed infinite replies
Baiting has never been so easy
Mew can't come first if the PokéDex says Arceus came from a universe in which there was nothing, and 'mew' and 'nothing' don't quite sound very much alike ;)
checkmate genwunners, I'll repeat it just like you keep repeating it and we'll both think we're right forever because we keep copying and pasting the same responses over and over
I'm sorry but this is actual fact here
>>24763100
God doesn't mean first.
We're talking about the story.
>>24762211
It's "oh my fug" anon
All of you are so sufcking stupid obviously Pikachu came first
>>24763109
blown the fuck out
you need to include a picture of his beloved pokedex entry for proof too
If Arceus created the fucking universe, there's no way Mew could have existed prior.
Honestly, I'd argue Arceus isn't even truly a Pokemon. It's a unique being and trying to simply lump it into some sort of category seems like complete typical human faggotry. Deoxys Dialga, Palkia and Giratina especially seem stupid to classify as Pokemon either.
>>24763109
to add on, they believed it at the time of gen 1
who's to say around gen 4 they discovered new things allowing them to believe Arceus is the true god not Mew?
It happens in real lie too, god was wildly accepted until scientists finally pinned a needle in his coffin with the big bang theory
>>24763113
>>24763105
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Therefore, Mew is first.
>>24763126
*life
it happens in real life
>>24763121
This Is Pokémon. Not Reality.
You don't know, what possible in Pokémon.
>>24763127
Pikachu came first, faggot.
Because we didn't post mew's dex entry for some odd reason but we posted arceus'
>>24763126
actual that pokedex entry comes from gen 4, same gen Arceus was created, it's almost like GF did that on purpose...
>>24763136
In the Storyline. Mew is first.
Accept it.
>>24763127
Arceus came from a universe in which there was nothing. Mew was the first pokemon Arceus created. Therefore, Arceus came before Mew.
>>24763145
Pikachu came first.
Accept it.
>>24763137
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Why can't, You accept it.
>>24763145
In the chronological release of the games*
You keep geting so much wrong and you're really not helping your side any by doing so
>>24763146
Wrong. Mew is Ancestor of Pokémon.
Mew is first.
Arceus is a Pokémon.
>>24763156
Arceus came from a universe in which there was nothing. Mew was the first pokemon Arceus created. Therefore, Arceus came before Mew.
Why can't you accept it.
>>24763156
How can a person be so fucking stupid?
Metapod came first you fucking faggot
>>24763164
Wrong. Arceus came from a universe in which there was nothing. Mew was the first pokemon Arceus created. Therefore, Arceus came before Mew.
Why can't you accept it.
>>24763157
The Pokédex help me.
the worst thread in /vp/'s history
>>24763137
This tears it. Unlike Mew simply believed to be the ancestor, we straight up get an event in HGSS where Arceus literally fucking creates one of the trio with a flashy worldly background as well.
>>24763165
Mew is Ancestors of Every Pokémon.
Arceus is a Pokémon.
See, where. I'm going?
>>24763172
Did you know the Pokedex was actually made from Metapod?
The Metapod are trying to trick us now by saying Mew was first, actually the Metapod were first
Metapod is the ancestor of all Pokemon.
>>24763183
Arceus came from a universe in which there was nothing. Mew was the first pokemon Arceus created. Therefore, Arceus came before Mew. This makes Mew the ancestor of all the pokemon since it was the first born of Arceus.
See where I'm going?
>>24763186
Mew vs Arceus only.
holy fuck I hate having to like the same games as you childish faggots
>>24763191
FUck you, Metapod was the ancestor of all Pokemon
You are all being lied to.
Why can't you accept it?
>>24763188
1. Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
2. Arceus is a Pokémon.
Mew is Ancestor of Arceus.
See, what's going on here.
>>24763202
Arceus came from a universe in which there was nothing. Mew was the first pokemon Arceus created. Therefore, Arceus came before Mew. This makes Mew the ancestor of all the pokemon since it was the first born of Arceus. Arceus is not a true pokemon as it had to create pokemon for pokemon to exist, so it made Mew first and from its dna used it to make everything else.
All become clear?
>>24763202
>>24763211
Pikachu
>>24763211
No. Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
All Pokémon.
Arceus is a Pokémon.
>>24763211
Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
All Pokémon. Arceus is a Pokémon , therefore Mew is Ancestor of Arceus.
>>24763231
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of All Pokémon (<---- This are words of you, not of me.)
An understanding has occured?
one of these retards seems to be smarter than the other retard
>>24763240
No. Arceus come from a Egg and is a Pokémon.
Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
Therefore, Arceus Ancestor.
Arceus' original form wasn't even considered a pokemon, its current form that we see it as was. The form with the thousand arms is its original form, which isn't a pokemon hence why the one we see doesn't have any arms at all. Arceus came first but used mew's dna to make the physical form it has.
>>24763249
Ooga booga
>>24763255
Arceus is a Pokémon.
>>24763249
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of All Pokémon
New knowledge gained?
But guys if arceus comes from an egg and is a pokemon and mew is also a pokemon does that also mean it came from an egg which means they're the same thing because something had to make mew's egg just like something had to make arceus' egg
>>24763262
No. Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon. Arceus is a Pokémon.
Therefore, Mew is Arceus Ancestor.
>>24763266
Where is satoshimon
>>24763262
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
Comprehension happened?
>>24763279
Arceus come from a Egg.
Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
>>24763279
Arceus anon the Mew anon is obviously just baiting now
Spare yourself the time and ignore him
You have already convinced many
>>24763284
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
Comprehension happened?
>>24763291
1. Mew is first.
2. Arceus is a Pokémon.
3. Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Mew didn't come from an egg, you're right. Mew came out of Arceus' uterus and from then on Arceus decided fuck this shit this is too much unnecessary stress its easier to just make everything eggs
>>24763294
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
Comprehension happened?
>>24763295
1. Mew is first.
2. Arceus come from a Egg.
Just Accept it.
>>24763294
uhh, hey dude I found a flaw in your argument here, you're not saying mew is a pokemon so therefore mew cannot be the ancestor of things it isnt because thats not how biology works
they do teach biology in india, right
Is there a thread worse than this one?
>>24763298
Multiverse concept also fix Arceus Egg plot hole.
But, I'm not going use to it.
>>24763299
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes?
>>24763303
This Is Pokémon. Not Reality.
>>24763309
Multiverse concept also fix Arceus Egg plot holes.
But, I won't use it.
>>24763306
>>24763319
Okay. You not understand. I run you through step by step again.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes?
>>24763323
1. Arceus is a Pokémon.
2. Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
3. Arceus is a Pokémon.
>>24763331
Okay. You not understand. I run you through step by step again. Listen me teach.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? I give quiz tomorrow check your knowledge.
>>24763306
>>24763312
>i only care about what helps my argument
That's does it. Just fuck off.
>>24762207
primal groudon, according to smogon
>>24763343
....Why get Mad?
>>24763338
Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
Arceus is a Pokémon.
>>24763373
Okay. You not understand. I run you through step by step again. Listen me teach.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? I give quiz tomorrow check your knowledge. Please study.
>>24763366
You're a stupid stubborn faggot who keeps ignoring all the logic everyone throws at you and keep spewing the same shit in spite of it.
>>24763388
Its very clever the way how the other guy is doing the same thing back and mew anon can't handle it
Its like seeing an autist react to their fantasy world of escapism get torn down
>>24763409
This shit is way funnier than it should be
>>24763388
Pokémon is beyond logic.
You'll need Pokélogic.
>>24763441
Pokelogic has already been used
Hajiib please pay attention and read along with the rest of the class or else you fail entire semester
>>24762144
>extremespeed
Yeah nice speed there Mewtwo.
>>24763449
No. It isn't.
If It was. You'll come to realize, How Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon, including Arceus.
>>24763487
Okay. You not understand. I run you through step by step again. Listen me teach.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
This tells from pokedex. I give quiz tomorrow check your knowledge. Please study.
>>24763493
See, You are using real life logic.
In Reality, Nothing can exist before the Universe.
However in Pokémon case. This Is not the same. You'll need to use Pokélogic.
1. Arceus is a Pokémon.
2. Mew is Ancestor of Every Pokémon, including Arceus itself.
3. Arceus come from a Egg.
>>24763493
Plus, I'm too lazy to Explain Mew, Arceus Egg and The Multiverse concept.
>>24763530
Okay. You not understand. I run you through step by step again. Listen me teach.
0. Okay. You say nothing can exist before universe in Reality. But this not reality, this pokereality. So to continue:
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? I give quiz tomorrow check your knowledge. Please study.
>>24763536
>>24763530
>>24763487
Holy shit this has gone on so long that this guy is starting to speak better english
God damn do I hope you do not complain about the other guy ignoring you because thats the same exact shit you have constantly done the entire thread because you're more stubborn and hardheaded than an autistic 3-year old
>>24763539
Already, It's time.
a Mew from a preexisting Universe, use a wormhole and come to a Empty Universe and left a Egg and that Egg hatch into Arceus.
>>24763547
No. It's PokéDex to blame.
Not Me.
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
>>24763561
but who make mew pregnant to make egg
where mew come from if not arceus from same pre-existing universe in which case
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? I give quiz tomorrow check your knowledge. Please study.
the mew anon is getting mad lel
its no longer a pokedex anymore now its literal fanfiction
>>24763547
The mew guy seems to be slowly leeching away the Arceus guy's grammar knowledge
>>24763576
Another Mew or Itself.
Mew could be both sexual and asexual.
>>24761983
I'd like to redirect everyone to the fact that the very first post in this thread announced it was bait
>>24763591
You can tell he's doing it on purpose to taunt them though, they weren't typing like that before.
>>24763587
Not fan fiction. PokéDex says Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Therefore, Mew existed before Universe and Arceus.
>>24763594
so to make new Another Mew
here recipe is:
Okay. You not understand. I run you through step by step again. Listen me teach.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
Reread slowly. I give quiz tomorrow check your knowledge. Please study. This is recipe to make all Mews beside Pokesav cheat device
>>24763610
Nintendo and Game freak never said Arceus didn't have DNA and wasn't a Pokémon.
>>24763606
lol what the fuck even, this is literally the opposite of what the already posted in the thread pokedex entries say, god damn the stubbornness is insane here
can you show us your own personal self-written text document pokedex that you've been using for reference all this time, preferably before you made some hastey edits to it
>>24763622
I did not say either that Arceus have no DNA and not pokemon so makes 3 of us 1 of you so therefore
Listen me teach.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy!
>>24763623
1.Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
2. Arceus created a Universe.
3. Mew is Ancestor of Arceus.
Arceus existed before both mew and the universe. Because I said it, not you, me, the person who counts, it means it is fact.
Accept it. Do not attempt to dispute. It will mean that you are not saying what I have said which means it is no longer a fact but fiction.
>>24763632
Wrong recipe. I show you correct way.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
Easy to understand yes? Hmm?
>>24763629
1. Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
2. Arceus is created only six Pokémon.
3. Arceus come from a Egg.
>>24763648
Mew is first.
>>24763651
No.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
Accept it.
If mew is the original pokemon why is it so weak?
>>24763637
1.Mew is first.
2. Arceus come from a Egg.
3. Arceus is a Pokémon and Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
4. Arceus only created Six Pokémon.
>>24763664
Okay. You not understand. I run you through step by step again. Listen me teach.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes?
>>24763661
I don't know. Ask Nintendo and Game freak.
Holy Fug, you guys are still at it? Jesus Christ
>>24763672
This
What's so important about this?
>>24763658
Fanon. Mew is first.
Eggs are Eggs in main game series.
Other games are non-canon.
>>24763672
Its the dedication of the genwunner
>>24763676
Now you're literally admitting you didn't play any games besides ORAS, newfag.
>>24763667
Fanon.
>>24763676
You not understand. I run you through step by step again. Listen me teach. You only play ORAS, so I understand why you not know. But you not understand. So I teach.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? Study for quiz.
>>24763681
What? We're talking about Mew and Arceus. Stay on Topic.
>>24763687
>>24763676
the burden of proof is upon the accuser, tell us why its fanon oh great wise one
>>24763690
Fanon. Mew is first, Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Nintendo and Game freak never said Arceus didn't have DNA.
>>24763692
At least we're not the one talking about our fanons, if anything you should stay on topic and quit being sidetracked by your deviantart submissions. Its nice you learned a new word finally but its irrelevant to the topic you can't seem to stay on.
>>24763694
Because, Arceus didn't create Mew.
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon, including Arceus.
Arceus only created Six Pokémon.
>>24763699
Please do not write stories in class, listen to the lesson.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? Study for quiz.
>>24763704
Mew is first, face it.
so where does it say in any pokedex entry (which we have been using so exclusively all this time) that mew created anything at all
none of what you are saying has helped your case this entire time
>>24763713
Fanon. Arceus didn't create Mew.
Arceus created Six Pokémon only.
Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon.
>>24763718
>>24763724
I see you have hard time learning, but none to worry. I do afterschool lesson.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? Please study for quiz.
>>24763722
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
>>24763725
Fanon. Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon, Including Arceus.
>>24763727
That doesn't mean he made them that just means he's been around longer then most Pokemon
>>24763739
I see you have hard time learning, but none to worry. I do afterschool lesson.Carry pencil and paper. But write down notes only. Do not write 'fanon'. You will fail class.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? Please study for quiz.
>>24763742
Aye. Mew is first. That's what's matter.
>>24763744
Fanon! Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon, including Arceus.
>>24763745
But here is how mew is first.
I see you have hard time learning, but none to worry. I do afterschool lesson. You are making good progress, I see you beginning to understand the lesson and make me proud. Reminder is below:
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it.
>>24763744
Sir anon is distracting me whit all is talk of this fanon thing can you tell him to stop?
>>24763754
Mew is Ancestor of All Pokémon.
Therefore, Mew is first.
>>24763777
First you make progress then you regress, stay with me.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon (<---your words not my words)
All have do is accept it. Is easy, yes? Please study for quiz.
>>24763758
It is Fanon. Arceus only created Six Pokémon. Mew is Ancestor of Every Pokémon.
I mean, even ArceusAncestor too.
>>24763784
Okay. Fine, You win. Arceus comes first before Mew.
>>24763784
Why. Can't, You listen to reason.
Pokémon doesn't make sense.
Mew is Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon, including Arceus.
>>24763792
Thank you sir for being able to settle this in an orderly and civil manner. There shall be no further discussion on this matter.
OMG SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT "MEW IS ANCESTOR"
THEY SAID THAT, WHAT, TWICE? BIG SHIT
GIVE IT A FUCKING REST
AND STOP USING THAT AS YOUR ONLY POINT
>>24763792
Lie. Mew is first.
>>24763795
stop pretending to be the retard and fuck off, this thread has gone on long enough
>>24763795
they probably can't listen to reason for the exact same reasons you can't so it makes two of you. at least one of them proved it has a larger vocabulary while you barely know more than a hundred words you neanderthal fuck
now kiss and fuck already
I took a nap and came back and these guys are still going on holy shit
>>24763807
....
Aye. Mew is first. There's no way, around unless Nintendo and Game freak said Mew isn't.
>>24763805
>>24763825
Please stop. Seriously. The joke has already run its course long ago and the conflict with the original anon has been resolved. This is really unnecessary.
>>24763807
Mew is first. Unless Game freak confirm it isn't.
>>24763825
>>24763830
fuck off
>>24763828
Kill the Topic.
>>24763832
Mew is first, unless Nintendo and
It seems we need to go over what we learn today. This is fine. If you are confused please consult pokedex entries. Remember to take notes for study.
First you make progress then you regress, stay with me.
1. Arceus originate first like big bang. Small point of energy which make big bang= Arceus egg
2. Eggs in games proven not to be literal egg
3. Arceus forms the contents of the universe
4. Arceus creates life known as pokemon to live amongst the universe's worlds
5. Arceus creates Mew first as the first successful life form then uses its dna as building blocks to make all other pokemon thus explain
6. All pokemon dna is shared because it comes from Mew, the Ancestor of Every Single Pokémon
>>24763838
This is bait.
thread's over, the initial two anons are gone
time to pack it up boys
>414 posts
>10 images
>>24764106
Its the power of autism anon
>>24764122
>pictures = not autistic
