What the fuck is wrong with NPCs in the Pokémon world?
>>23036895
They used to fuck pokémon. It's literally a furry world. That's what's wrong.
>>23036910
>It's literally a furry world
Oh god, you're right
>>23036895
Go lay an egg, gramps
Ha ha
It's a perfect world where you can say things irl you would normally only say on the chans
Obligatory.
Probably referencing the fairy girl who says she's actually 30, but still, kind of weird.
I like this thread
>>23037129
Japs think the French are like this, all obsessed with beauty and shit
>>23037158
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
Fucking nips and their fairytale bubble bullshit.
No shit their politics also suck.
eheh
>>23037177
Kek. I had read about Jerusalem syndrome but didn't knew about this one.
>>23037177
>average 12 people annually
Considering that you can find Japanese tourists in the most obscure, backwater tourist traps ever, that number's like nothing.
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/
Did You Know? People Used to Marry Pokémon All the Time
>>23037327
So we used to marry them and now we enslave them.
God damn why did Gamefreak ruin Team Plasma, most legit idea ruined by faggots.
>>23036910
There is an NPC in XD Gale of Darkness who is dating her mightyena. so they are still fucking pokemon.
>>23037177
That is both hilarious and terrifying.
>>23037177
sounds like autism to me.
>>23037129
"I'm actually only seven years old!"
I'm sorry, but with a rack like that.. you're legal!
>>23037449
>>23037449
go back to reddit you autist
>>23037449
>>23037422
>XD
>>23037152
My sides.
Humans in the pokemon world are closer to Pokemon in the evolutionary line (heh) than you think.
>>23037880
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALL POKEMON TRAINERS ARE POKEPHILE FURFAAAAAAAAAAGS
>>23037929
Marriage doesn't necessarily imply fucking. Those marriages could all be loveless pits of despair and loathing. Just like normal marriages.
MY POKEMON IS FIGHT
the guy who translates all the games (from at least red/blue to diamond/pearl) is a member of something awful and usually puts funny shit in there
>>23037950
It's a reference to My Tank is Fight.
>>23037880
Fucking Gardevoirs is now canon
>>23037181
Oh god someone post the Ferris Wheel hiker
>>23037950
TPCi kicked out Nob Ogasawara after Platinum. He was also only allowed to touch the important shit with Ruby and Sapphire. He tried to avoid female Mr. Mime, Splash, Rage Candy Bar, etc. from becoming things but the people in charge at Nintendo of America didn't listen to him.
Does anyone have the one where the woman mentions how the salty sea air reminds her of the way her tears taste after a long day of work???
>>23037880
>シンオウ むかしばなし
>shino mukashibanashi
>mukashibanashi
it's like a party in my mouth
>>23038237
Didn't play this game. Is this text real? Because holy fuck.
>>23038678
yeah, it's real.
Sometimes they go the other direction.
>>23038825
What are her pokemon btw?.
>>23038825
>>23038881
Lotad and Shroomish and their evolved forms. Highest level rematch adds a Whimsicott.
>>23038237
L...lewd
>>23038825
>Take a bath with my pokemon
What sort of sick fuck actually bathes with their own pets
Wow even the lasses in pokemon are beastos
>>23038734
>>23038908
>you will never be a Lotad floating with your lilly pad on the surface while stealth peeping at qt trainer butts underwater
>>23037514
this was never funny
stop
>>23038678
Very real.
>>23036895
That NPC is saying she is barren OP.
>>23036895
He probably just has constipation and wasn't able to take a shit in days.
>>23040028
Wat
>>23039822
>she
>>23037181
4th wall, ITS BROKE
>>23038815
the fuck?
>>23038551
Incidentally the translation team went to shit after Platinum... coincidence? I haven't played post Gen5 in English because BW was that bad.
>>23042518
He probably was the guy stopping things like fucking up N's math motif.
>>23038825
That lass sprite from ORAS is so qt
>>23041972
>>23038815
I feel it is implied that the protagonist is an an unreliable narrator.
There is an incident in HGSS that first made me think so. A Youngster (Japanese name たんぱんこぞう - Shorts Brat) says something like "Don't call me a shorts brat, it's rude, at least call me a shorts kid" Of course, you go into battle and he is still a shorts brat, but the kid himself doesn't want to be seen that way. The protagonist might be stereotyping him as a shorts brat, and since we view the game world through his eyes he also appears as a brat to us, even though he himself may reject the stereotype.
So I think when you are looking at a Beauty character you aren't looking at the real person, the trainer class is just a symbol. This makes sense as online the player can even appear as Rich Kids and the like to other people. It's like a visage. Has anyone ever played Umineko no Naku Koro ni? In that story the narration is unreliable and two of the characters turn out to be the same person.
>>23042544
>sprite
I miss using this word
This thread is my people.
>>23038025
A classic
>>23042451
The fuck did you do that in Gen VI? I would have bypassed the filter with DYKNIPOLS.
>>23037393
How the fuck did that even make it in?
>>23043597
>it's full of strong trainers!
>>23043597
If Kanto is somehow able to be played in again...
I don't think he'll be there anymore.
>>23036895
>>23043996
After the GF employee in-game fawning over little kids I don't see why that old guy would be a problem.
>>23043809
>name filters before gen5
>>23038825
Did you get this pic from online or did you take it yourself? If so then how did you do it?
>>23044036
what? I don't remember that one
>>23044101
It's the easy chat system. Sludge, Swallow and Transform are all moves and the rest (I, to, myself) are all pretty standard words. So that's why they're in.
>>23043999
heh
mine was huge cawk
>>23038237
>>23038883
She obviously lied, you see the same woman, in a bath, with a tentacool, during the Battle of Ilex forest in Gold/Silver/Crystal's arc.
>>23044257
See?
>>23044265
If this ends up with her reenacting the "swallowed an octopus egg" urban legend, it's her own fault.
>>23038825
Anyone have the variant with the guy who says he likes burly pokemon?
>>23044265
>Wearing glasses in the tub.
Either those glasses should be foggy as shit or that bath water's cold as shit.
>>23037327
I can't believe I have to pay alimony to a goddamned Scizor.
>>23044876
Maybe she's lazy and cleaning her glasses that way?
>>23044146
Hiker employee in ORAS said something like "My favourite trainers are the Tubers and Picnickers".
>>23037880
This is just the legends of the Kitsune, in pokemon form.
Friendly reminder that "Fox pretends to be a lady to marry a man" is a common Japanese plotline.
Theres this NPC in the maison
>>23044135
Got online, my camera is potato.
bumping this
>>23037152
>muh slides
>>23038825
>>23038883
>>23044249
I just spat
>>23044249
Looks like they're having fun
>>23047669
kek
>>23044146
There's always like one hiker in the GF building that talks about his favorite type of trainer, they're always little girls.
>>23051871
Fucking gay, dude.
What the fuck.
>>>/hm/
>>>/y/
>>23038237
The engine of Black and White made it the best gen. Its a shame HGSS happened in gen 4 and not gen 5, because the 3D was way better in gen 5.
>>23052521
Gen V was utter shit, stop letting your nationalism blind you amerifart
>>23052547
Can't handle that the the winner of the PWT, and thus the DOMINATOR OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD is an American.
>>23052547
I don't even care that its America. If it was really New York you'd see more litter on the ground, anyway.
>>23052452
Oh yeah, there's one in Lilycove hotel in ORAS and he talks how he loves twins and tubers.... Jesus
>>23042662
Except lots of ace trainers, veterans and dragon tamers have called themselves by their class name
>>23036981
I loved that guy. Finding him in Unova made my day.
