Meanwhile, in future /vp/...
Would you /vp/?
>>20158047
>>20158084
Can I go back please?
>>20158084
>Implying /vp/ will ever come out of the closet.
BAN CHARIZARD! ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHAT MEGA IT IS ANYMORE WITHOUT SACKING ONE OF YOUR OWN POKEMON!
IT CAN EITHER BE X, Y, OMEGA, ALPHA, 1, 2, +, -, 3, 4, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, @, #, $, %, ^, &, *, (, ), , , !, ?, :, ;, OR EVEN THE ANNOYING ~ FORM!
ORAS sucked.
I believe we should test Aegislash so it can come back toUUnow.
>>20158047
the goodrra poster will have made the same thread so many times /vp/ will have gotten brainwashed into agreeing with him about female goodrra
I'm still unhappy.
>>20158244
for some reason the double r was neccesary to avoid the spamfilter
>>20158163
>implying they haven't already
>>100000000
>>20158178
>Being this bad
Just use Primal Blaziken, it shits all over every viable Charizard.
>>20158294
shit get as usual
> Every pseudolegendary so far has been Dragon, Steel, Dark, Fairy, Sound, and/or Psychic
Sweet-type pseudo when, GF?
Primal Rayquaza is too OP.
I stopped after the first 15 gens, they started running out of ideas by then.
>>20158363
What the fuck are you talking about? Primal Xerneas completely fucks it sideways.
>still no dark type gym
I can't believe we found AAAAAALL the porn we lost decades ago
>>20158106
What are you talking about it;s the same
Holy fuck the new mystery dungeon sucks ass, worse than gates to infinity or not /vp/?
Will Ash win the League this time?
I've got a feeling, this time for sure!
I hear Smogon is thinking about putting a new tier between SometimesUsed and RarelyUsed, called HardlyUsed. What do you think? Are there really enough 'mons to justify seven tiers of play, plus the borderlines and Ubers I and II? Not to mention the gimmicky formats, like Inverse, Hackmons, Monotype, Infinite, and Zen.
XY anime went to shit after Serena got Mudkip.
Extremespeed Mega Pinsir too stronk.
Masuda's son says this gen will have 8 brand new pokémon. That's double the amount of new pokémon we got last gen!
>>20158047
No furry related posts and images will be subjected to bans and public bashing.
Also female Goodra still won't be accepted.
The guys who keeps the "slime dragon should only be female" thread thing going finally gives up.
>>20158504
>finally gives up
Let's not get too carried away.
>>20158504
We can only dream.
>>20158504
He's been at it for 14 years now, we're on Generation 10 and yet he doesn't let up, jeez
>>20158480
I pray anon
>>20158480
This is is future /vp/, not bizarro. There's no way 4chan will make us an nsfw board.
We got d/p remakes by years and the only western arceus we got is still the movie one from gen 4.
Meanwhile japs are screwing us with their event shiny primal Arceus.
This shit is ridiculous, /vp/.
>>20158541It would be funny if Moot somehow turned into a furry and it happened
>>20158541
...or change the rules on furries.
>>20158047
diamond and pearl remakes announced
>>20158191
Let's just hope Temporal Diamond and Spatial Pearl do better...
>>20158541
We used to be. It is unlikely but possible
>>20158178
>Running Charizard
>Not Omega Primal Flareon, which is superior in every way
It's like you want to lose.
>2040
>still no shiny
>orgy-breeding male, female, transexual, pansexual and genderqueer Nidoran
>after12 hours of aerobike, with calcinatingbody, hatching o-power 10 and the "quick eggs DLC" finally get perfect IVs in all 13 stats
>super hidden natures, both of them
>shiny head, albino body, monochromatic eyes
>Arceus blessed for extra HP
>fused with Kyurem just after birth
>Zygardefied body
>payed my daily 15 bucks of pokébank so I could transfer it from the daycare to my team
>EV trained in all 13 stats
>UV trained in all 40 skills
>AV trained in all 562 talents
>finally, I can grind until level 500
>evolve it to Nidoran, Nidoking, MegaNidoking, UltraNidoking, Hiper Nidoking Omicron
>pay my 1 use fee to battle online
>opponent is a 9 years old kid with some new Lucario form
>has insta-win ability
>lose before I could even make an attack
I'm sure they'll fix the metagame next gen.
Mawile might get another buff that bumps it back up to the ZU-Tier letting it deal with Mega-Primal Luvdisc-R.
I can hope.
>>20158593
Huh? I thought it was always a sfw board, it's just that it didn't have good mods until later.
>>20158665
>2040
>still rusing kids out of shinies
>>20158735
Oh god someone cap this.
10/10
>>20158851
/tr/ was fur 2.0 yes. Happy times.
I don't mind the mods but they should relax a bit.
>>20158884
I disagree. I was there during those days. It was shit. Things are much better since the mods cracked down.
Still muh waifu;_;
>>20158735
>fucking pokegen scum
>>20158047
>>999999999
>>20158047
Sup guys, jacked a wifi signal to give yall a report.
Currently hiding out in Houston. New Southern republic lost to King Obama's Empire again.
Can't wait to sneak somewhere to steal me a copy of gen 9. Still have a 4DS and a deep cell battery to keep it charged.
Oops, gotta dip out, hear a drone overhe...
>>20159006
>not accepting your wonderful commie overlord
>tfw still simgle
>>20159006
Jake pls
>>20159006
>4DS
>not the 5DSYugioh edition
you fags still play pokémon?
Go to the Youkai Watch board instead. Bunch of ancientfags.
I'm sure glad for Bank, without it I don't know how I'd store all 1,322 of my living dex.
>>20158655
>Omega Primal Flareon
>would still have no moves
>>20158884
Well, you would have to both convince them to stop being children themselves, and also to fix the mentality of the board and perhaps 4chan itself, although I don't think anyone is capable of all of those things. For one thing, you can't even effect how this place is run, which should be against human rights somehow, but I'm not a legal expert. Second, making everyone here not be an intolerant jerkwad may also be impossible. We cannot iron out ages of being conditioned to say that only our own views are the right ones. Then again, on the same notion, I cannot tell people to be reasonable when they just cannot. Honestly, the only way such a thing can exist is to make it on our own, away from those that would oppose it. Such places already exist, but they will never be here. We were opposed since the beginning, and always will be.
>>20158735
10/10 would kek again
>>20159032
>tfw even after all these years, no one has bothered themselves to make rule 34 of Jake and typhlosion.
If only I could find the screengrab of someone actually making that post.
>>20159006
>Emperor Obama
Could be worse, Tumblr hamplanets could've gotten off their lazy asses and done enough with their lives to rule the empire instead.I hear living in the New Southern Republic is tough enough as is.
With that aside, remember Ash isn't getting a Hawlucha? We started a new namefag bet about Ash's kid winning the League. The loser of the bet has to change their namefield to "Ash's kid won/didn't win the League this time".
>>20158047
I can't believe gamefreak bought digimon and put them in the game
>>20159544
>Game Freak bought Digimon
>made a Pokemon/Digimon crossover game
>still no international release
>>20159261
Don't temp the internet man.
Maybe I'll make a decent femmy phlosion one day.
>>20159595
>not poking the internet with a stick while making wierd Jontron noises
>not wanting to live dangerously
>>20160457
Very well. Go on your path, foolish young man.
>>20158084
>>20158264
>>20158531
Enjoying breaking the current rules?
>>20158735
10/10
Which one of the remakes are you getting, /vp/?
XRays or YFronts?
>>20158735
there go my sides, fuk'n capped
I can't believe that Gengar has been OU for seventeen generations in a row.
>>20159187
>>20167251
Samefag
I can't believe shofu got shot 5 years ago.
Everyone knows that Verlisify was right from the beginning.
>>20167374
>14 hour time difference
nigga, the fuq u smokin'?
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go make sure all the pokemon in my competitive team have the violet rhombus that marks them as legal for tournaments, as well as mark down all of their tracked ID codes so they can look up the history of my 'mons to make sure they weren't hacked.
>>20159187
>>20167251
>>20167553
>same fag bumping
>2050
>Still no dog pokemon
>>20158047
> ORAS remake
I also heard that Gen XVI has 15 new mons. It's like triple the amount of we got last gen
> Primal Mewtwo. WTF GFreak?
>>20159178
>not letting users moderate someone else's private website is a violation of human rights
Stupidest thing I've read this week
Go to bed, United Nations
>>20167638
>not using mega pikachu v3 to counter a simple uber tier C-
>>20158178
Wait, now I notice that we have two X and Y formes. Why did no one ever questioned it?
>>20167669
But it isn't released yet... the best counter now would be Charizard ABCDEFG With Blue Flare Blitz Starlight
>>20158047
Why the heck did they introduced Ballet Tutu? It raises defense by 50% but it only allows you to use Status moves.
>>20167670
Why would we question it? There are two Charizard X and Y megas.
Anyone here selling black/white 2 for less than 70.000 U$? I only need more 500 pokemon for the galaxy "earth edition" pokedex
>>20167682
Magic Vest bruh. Also increases your special defence but only allow status moves.
Mega Gallade Y FTW!
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree gen MCCXCIV was the worst gen?
>>20167738
Ultra pokemon was the worst feature added. How more broken can Lucario get? wtf...
>>20167710
It's Ballet Tutu.
That's the opposite of an Assault Vest.
>2025
>No Space type HP
At least my bro Metagross is now viable in RU.
>>20167738
Gen 0 was the worst by far. I don't know what the hell GF was thinking making that 'ancient history generation'.
>>20167759
Ah. My bad. Haven't played past gen 31. It looks fucking creepy dude, with poke's resembling intestines and cemetery.
>>20167775
B-but muh Primal Everything!
Andno Mewtwo
>mfwstill no mewtwo in smash
>>20167759
Ballet Tutu actually gives Prankster but only allows to use Status moves.
lel straight to the ubasGliscor
Me and my genetic modified dog are going to have a baby soon, I am going to name it Lucario, what do you guys think?
>>20167840
I mean, Ferroseed.
>>20158735
Capped
>>20158735
Definitely the /vp/ post of the year.
>>20158420
It's now season 100, man, you might want to give up on that and just tell your grandchild fanfiction of what will happen if he ever win.
Also, Ash is still 10
When is Aegisite-ex2 going to be suspected?
>inb4 lel just use Giga Qwilfish or Giratina-Mini
Fuck your luck-based garbage.
>>20158047
GUYS
GUYS
GRENINJA CONFIRMED FOR RETURNING IN SMASH 8
MEWTWO AND RIDLEY STILL DECONFIRMED
HAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT DENIALFAGS
B T F O
T
F
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>>20158191
yeah i know
how could they ruin following pokemon and secret bases
those were my favorite features
and gf broke them
also mega protean feligatr sucks to
how gf
how
>>20158047
Recap:
After generation VI, everything went downhill. Well, not everything. I mean, we still get Permanent Mega Evolution at gen IX and Mega Scolipede at ten XI.
What ticks me off is that they decide to remove Hoverboards and opted Traditional hover bikes instead and holy fuck was that thing hard. You literally have to balance your 4Ds as you move through the ancient German region.
War is everywhere. Hitler is the champion and if you lose, game over and you have to start over from the beginning. GFreak has been really dark ever since they remove the original 151.
>>20167988
>they remove the original 151
>implying they did
>implying you've been paying attention to the game at all
>>20158735
>>20158047
Yoooo /vp/ tried the new battle system? 3D All out battle. Just put your VirtuaReality Ds on your wrist holder and battle your friend!
Be careful though, as attacks can now augment reality, meaning that if you get hit by, let's say Glaceon's Blizzard, you can get frozen yourself!
>>20168038
All out battle? Is that the one where you use all the Pokemon you own at once?
>>20167559
>>20167374
samefag
>>20168048
Yeah. It's fucking hilarious though, cause if you can't coordinate or strategise your team, you're as good as dead.
>>20158420
>>20167932
Wait, Ash's kid is also named Ash? Or is that only confirmed in the dub?
>inb4 watching the dub
>>20168064
> Still watches dub
> What is universal headphone translator?
Everyone, go home to your family. Fur Coat Mega-Slaking confirmed. FUCK.
>>20168123
Because huge power wasnt enough trouble.
i mean, their excuse was "slaking is always storing energy, that's why it has traunt, when its loafing around its actually just building up power". like, yeah ok, that's logical and all, but still over powered as fuck. but do they even have a reason for fur coat?
next week's episode will finally show who's the lucky girl Ash going to marry!
who do you think she's gonna be? i mean,there are 98 girls to choose.. he's totally gonna choose one,right?
>>20168186
There's dual abilities? Huge Power/Fur Coat M-Slaking?
>2050
>still no heterosexual option
I wonder how was things back in 2014
>>20168186
From Digi-GameFreak site:
"When it mega-evolves, its fur grow longer and stronger to protect it from attacks. It's special attack, special defence and for the first time, HP are given a boost. With mega evolution, Slaking is more fearsome than ever!"
We have to pray that it doesn't get any dark, rock, fire or flying moves. Shedinja may be the only counter to it.
>>20168227
Yup. I bet there'll be more uproar at this than when GF unveiled the nonadecuple-typed Pokémon. I mean, having a third of all existing types at once? Ridiculous.
>>20167833
>Ridley is in Smash
>Mewtwo still isn't
>>20168079
Fucking hell, I couldn't tell the difference.
>>20168193
>2040
>watching a rerun from ten years ago
>in any case except catching up
>>20168496
>Ridley is in Smash
I'm mad Sakurai put him in there. What a waste of 10 slots.
>>20168928
Ah, I get it.Because, in spite of having shrunk Ridley down to Bowser size, if Ridley hadn't been included we'd have room for ten characters.
Man, OR/AS was such a disappointment.
I cant believe they actually made Wallace the champion, and Wally still has Gardeviour.
And don't get me started on fat transgender Trevor in the X/Y sequels.
At least Cynthia cameo'd with Dawn, Skyla, Elise and Roxie in B3/W3. Why dont we get more fanservice bros?
>>20169091
Why are you taking about shit that happened over 300 years ago?
>>20169131
im kind of a nostalgiafag, sorry. I miss Gen 7 and 8. all these new gen pokemon are over designed.
>>20169091
>And don't get me started on fat transgender Trevor in the X/Y sequels.OP said future /vp/, not an alternate future wherein Tumblr landwhales got off their lazy asses long enough to take over the world.
>>20169145
yeah,someone smoked the wrong crack and decided to put another fire/fighting starters
and fuck that new pseudo,it should've a male only
>1996+
>Not boxing your starter
Man, that Nuzlocke musical was amazing
Im so glad they replaced the anime with a western cartoon
Literally nobody hates it now
>>20169328
I agree. I don't know who had the idea of handing it over to those Frenchmen who made the Wakfu cartoon, but whoever it was, they deserve a raise.
>dat blatant fanservice
>dat quality
>>20169328
except the weeaboos who hated it before, but "at least it was japanese"
Did you guys see that fucking Masuda sex tape?
I didn't know an ass hole could spread that wide or fit that many pears up there.
>Gen XIV
> Still haven't fixed the Stealth Rock damage overflow bug that rolls over from 65535 to 2 when Mega Charizard ?
> Smogon tears
>>20168245
i dont know bro, pretty much every physical pokemon carries revealed strenght ever since gen IX took them long enough to get physical hidden power
>>20169958
> gen XVIII
> people still using Roman numerals like retards
>>20169298
>the part where Nuzlocke dies
fuck, i mean, i read the comic so i knew he was going to die early. but DAMN, i cried like a bitch, didnt help that they gave him more character development.
>mfw i believe its happening for reason starts playing
i havent cried this much since the ending of HTTYD3 where all dragons disappeared
>>20158311
>one of Zard's megas have speed boost
ur chicken s trash now.
>>20170178
the dragons werent disappeared,the targaryens hid them
>Gen 7
>HM's
>>20158311
>Forgetting Gale Wings M-Charizard W
>>20158449
I hope we'll get starters again this time, being given all 3 Kanto starters AGAIN was weak.
>>20169298
>implying Nuzlocke updated
It"s been 6 years now, give it up.
Guys, GF is finally going to give Farfetch'd a mega!
POKEMON BATTLES ON MOTORCYCLES!
>>20170233
I just want to get new Pokémon whose stats, types, and moves aren't determined by the placement of junk data.
>>20170318
>not liking glorious ?Æ??? and its 837 BST
Who's ready for African Black and Caucasian White? Mega Garbador confirmed!
Anyone else bored as I am that we've had FLAC cries for about 10 years now but Gen10 and Gen11 Pokémon are still using the old, Virtual 3DS Nitro style cries?
>>20158047
>>20158294
>>20158966
Archive this shit.
>>20158360
>implying slurpuff isnt psuedo already with unburden activating when you use mega stone
>implying slurpuff hasnt been getting stronger and stronger since Gen VII
Can someone recommend me a good romhack to play that has all the 1081 Pokémon?
Are you guys enjoying the most recent remake of Red and Blue
This is the 5th time
What moves should I give to my Fleach?
Bug Beam has more power, but Mad Cloud inflicts super-confusion.
>>20170773
>acting like primal loogoos doesnt rape slurpuff
these new pokemon suck
it's a fucking door.
>>20158047
Guys excited for the new ChaosOrionMegaDarkFireLeafGreen 2? Maybe we'll get Johto starters with their HA this gen...;_;
