>>26871039
ITT: Wankmaterial for Richard
That's a morbidly terrifying thought.
What this entry is implying is, this shit's essentially a heavyweight steel clad arachnid that first CRUSHES the victim with its actual weight (and I very much doubt he's light) and devours the victim, either dead or alive but injured over the crushing weight, with its fear inducing mouth coming right at it, being able to do NOTHING except seeing yourself being eaten whole unless there's something that can make a Metagross gag and recoil.
Jesus christ, Game Freak, I've seen some pokedex entries, but I still manage to get myself creeped out by some I haven't heard about since so long.
I'm still terrified by Gorebyss' entry, for crying out loud.
>>26871460
> Speed: 30
> More faster than Shuckle and Munchlax
.
>>26871474
>More faster
>>26871457
Pussy
>>26871457
you are a tiny little bitch baby
>>26871039
I thought this was an edit.
>>26871064
>>26871062
UHHHHHHHHHHHH INDIAN ELEPHANTS
>>26872865
>>26872865
Chameleon exist in Pokémon Earth as well.
>>26872850
>_(4)
That's the highest number I've seen at the end of a Richard filename
How many dex entry images do you have?
>>26872949
Nope. Pokémon are not animals.
>>26872949
Kekleon is a Kekleon, not a chameleon
>>26872941
Currently 880.
>>26872976
That's a Pokémon. Chameleon is not a Pokémon.
a chameleon is a animal.
What if all the entry's about what a pokemon "can" do, only apply to level 100s, and are thus never seen in the wild?
>>26872998
That's not a animal.
>>26873006
>That's not a Pokémon
Slow your roll Richie.
If he's not a Pokemon and he's not an animal what is he?
Don't forget good old sheddy
>>26873030
It's a Pokémon. Pokémon and Animals exist in Pokémon Earth.
>>26873059
>Pokémon and Animals exist in Pokémon Earth.
Wrong.
>>26873083
Are You slow?
Read that Pokédex entry.
Read the post that i highlighted.
>OP Made this thread to be a contaiment thread for Richard
B R A V O
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>>26873102
I don't give a shit if there are animals in the pokémon world, there are no animals in my pokémon video game.
>>26873102
The Pokedex entry is out of date and not canon. Show me a screenshot of an animal in a Pokemon game and I'll drink my piss.
>>26873127
No Pokédex entry is outdated.
You simple minded fool.
>>26873146
You sound really autistic.
>>26873125
take out with game freak.
>>26873146
>simple minded fool
fucking hell Richard, you're able to make taunts and insults my great-grandpa wouldn't even have dared to say, and yet you're unable to speak proper english most of the time.
>>26873169
>>26873172
Be quiet yourself you Pokémon beginner
>>26873170
I'd rather talk to people who are actually competent. I don't think GF qualifies as competent.
>>26873172
That user is simple minded cause, he or she don't know what exist in Pokémon Actuality.
>>26873184
How does Mewtwo prove your point nigger?
>>26873059
So he isn't a Pokémon but he is a Pokémon?
Gee Richard which one is the truth?
>>26873185
I've played every single game and completed the National Dex, and know most of the dex entries of my favorite pokémon, but that doesn't change anything to the fact that I think the pokédex is awfully written bullshit, and my 3 years-old cousin could write better stuff. I'm no beginner, thanks.
>>26873201
>>26873204
>Actually getting triggered from being called a pokemon beginner
>>26873216
The question still stands, how does Mewtwo prove that you're not autistic ?
>>26873216
>>26873201
I think he's trying to say he was a genetic experiment to create the ultimate human pokedex, but he's gone awry and has begun shitposting in a Vietnamese 3dcg animation forum
>>26873216
How does Mewtwo prove your point jewboy?
>>26873217
I'm pretty sure it only slightly annoyed me because it's Richard who said it. Wouldn't have given half a shit if it had been anyone else.
>>26873203
It's a Pokémon.
>>26871457
wee wee baby pants
Richard, please stop bullying people for having different beliefs than yourself.
It is very rude!
>>26873229
But it wasn't Richard who said it,it was me because that insult is hilarious.
>>26873239
They think Pokémon are animals.
That's silly.
>>26873248
Damn, it really looked like Richard's autistic writing. You could get yourself a job as an imitator or whatever those are called
>>26873249
And they don't give a shit what you think, let them call pokémon animals if they want to for fuck's sake. People should be able to post whatever they like without you "correcting" them with stuff they don't care about.
>>26873266
That's wrong. wrong is wrong.
>>26873249
Please stop bullying them, Richard.
You are a bully now.
You have become what you hated the most.
Are you happy now?
>>26873279
You're the only one who cares and what you're doing is nothing but shitposting.
>>26873285
I haven't post any images of poop.
What are you talking about?
>>26873297
>doesn't even understand simple board culture vocabulary
why are you even here
why do you go to a place whose functioning you don't even understand
>>26873281
I am not a bully.
I have no interest in that.
I'm interested in Pokémon.
>>26873297
Shitposting is what we call bullying here.
You are a bully.
>>26873308
If you are not a bully, than why do you bully us so much?
STOP REPLYING TO THE DYSFUNCTIONAL AUTIST.
>>26873308
Yeah, and people here enjoy pokémon. They enjoy playing the games, playing the TCG, theorycrafting for tournaments. They sometimes post stuff that is not "canonically accurate" but that does NOT mean you should correct them. That only pisses people off. Nobody cares about it.
>>26873324
Are you getting cyberbullied you little cuntbreathed shit? Mommies cock too tight for your little asshole?
>>26873317
>Fahrenheit
rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26873327
He's more than just autistic, he's a bully and he hurt my feelings by calling me silly.
I want him to understand that his actions have an effect on others.
>>26872969
it's a chameleon pokemon, just like how multiple species of chameleons exist here you could have multiples there, maybe on a future we get a quadruped horned chameleon like pokemon
>>26871039
>doesnt require 2 metangs to evolve
meh
>>26873361
Non-canon.
>>26873353
No keckleon is the color swap pokemon not the chameleon pokemon
>>26873351
Just turn off your computer you cock stained shit waddler.
>>26873361
Canon.
>>26873361
>slowpoke doesn't need a shellder to evolve
JUST
>>26873367
Ingame mechanics are what's non-canon.
The Pokedex is the only canon in the game.
>>26873337
>>26873374
You are not very nice. You are almost as mean as Richard who is a bully.
>>26873377
this
>>26873377
metang evolving by itself is non-canon.
Canonically, metang evolve when it fuse with a another metang.
>>26873377
>>26873396
Let people believe what they want, you bullies.
>>26873396
Exactly.
>>26873373
Minccino is the Chinchilla pokemon.
>>26871457
lol don't ever go outside then.
>>26873407
But It's wrong. You should only believe in facts.
>>26873414
Yes.
>>26873367
>>26873376
>>26873375
>>26873377
but they could add it
I love the way you evolve inkay
something like
>it gets all the stats, nature, etc from the first metang that reach level 45
>to evolve slowpoke now you need a shelder with clamp in your party
>>26871460
When I first played Gen III I thought Nosepass was some weird head that hopped around on a little nub, and that the upraised leg was its mouth making an :>o face.
>>26873373
it is also based on a fucking CHAMELEON
>>26873428
That's your opinion. Let people believe in what they want, this isn't your board.
>>26871039
>>26873437
How have pokedex Metagross and anime Malamars not taken over the planet?
>>26873428
I believe what my heart tells me, and my heart tells me you are a bully!
>>26873349
lol yeah that's a thing
>>26873438
do you like Slowking?
>>26873448
It is currently unknown at the moment, if a Pokémon can be evil.
>>26873446
just move on. You're feeding the trolls way too much and they are getting nice and fat from it.
>>26873476
The dark type is called "evil type" in japanese. And honestly the way Metagross hunts is pretty cruel.
>>26873460
>Knock Off removes the Shellder
>It devolves into Slowpoke and loses all Slowking-only moves
>The player gets a Shellder that's the same level, with whatever moves it had before, in their party
Would this be broken?
>>26873476
There is literally an Evil type.
>>26873489
Yes.
>>26873489
why would you even want that
>>26873460
don't see how that impedes the evolution, you still need to level up slowpoke to level 37 for slowbro, and a king rock for slowking
>>26873490
Yeah but it's more like, "sneaky and underhanded" not necessarily torturous, cruel, or anything else usually seen as "evil."
>>26873504
If I were a bully, I'd say that stuff is non-canon, but I'm not and I believe you are free to believe in whatever you choose.
>>26873407
>>26873447
>>26873449
>>26873519
This attitude is what is letting degeneracy ruin western civilization.
>>26872821
any move except Crabhammer.
>>26873516
>not necessarily torturous, cruel, or anything else usually seen as "evil."
Off the top of my head, Night Slash is about people going at at night and killing random people to test their blade, and Beat Up is about ganging up on one Pokemon
>>26873516
Yveltal is the Destruction pokemon, Liepard is the Cruel Pokemon, Shiftry is the Wicked pokemon, Absol is the Disaster pokemon all with Evil implications. Not to mention the canon dex entries of other dark pokemon.
Also a good note is Sharpedo and Hydreigon are the same species as both are the Brutal Pokemon, as well as Murkrow and Sableye being the Darkness pokemon.
>>26871039
>hunting it's prey
>stomach
Who/what does metagross hunt and eatand does it excrete?
>>26873538
Seriously. We need bullies to an extent. Parents won't teach their kids not to be weenies, so they need bullies to help them grow the fuck up. As long as the bullies aren't pushing them to suicide or permanently injuring them, it's a necessary evil.
>>26873261
kek
>wew let's put a huge amount of hertz because the higher the better (remember Magcargo)
>but, john, it doesn't work like this :^)
>>26873121
this. can we take a second to praise OP?
>>26873538
I'd rather be a degenerate than a bully like Richard!
>>26873541
And Leech Seed.
>>26873559
But I mean, they aren't trying to enslave/destroy masses of other pokemon, they aren't torturing the pokemon, they aren't stepping on the toes of other pokemon as they move up the poke-corporate ladder, they aren't making long term plans to do something outwardly destructive (malamar is the exception), they are just in short term engagements/hunting
>>26873486
But it's not a Dark-type.
>>26873561
Every time I read that entry I imagine Metagross chasing and taking down a deer in the forest and I know it's wrong.
>>26873604
>there's a Klefki out there holding the keys to the Kalos power plants
>>26873641
Possibly.
>>26873572
You do know 200 kHz isn't a completely retarded value? Especially when you compare it to Magcargo's temperature.
Holy shit this thread is a train wreck . Starts innocent enough with some cool pokedex entries but y'all keep losin your shit over Richard and autism. Calm down niggas
>>26873604
>it never lets go of a key that it likes
How do they get the keys back?
>>26873691
I can't answer that question.
only the Pokédex can.
>>26873710
I'm sure you could bully the answer out of it, Richard, you bully!
>>26873729
I can't answer that question and just relax and read the Pokédex entries.
>>26873691
Asking very nicely, I would think.
>>26873764
I can't relax around bullies. How should I know you won't give me a wedgie or stuff me in a locker?
>>26873751
>>26873780
Because, I'm only interested in Pokémon.
>>26873788
Yeah, Pokemon and bullying.
You should get your mom in this thread. She should know what an awful bully her son has become.
>>26873817
bullying is immature. I'm only interested in Pokémon.
Why don't we all just take a nice, long look at the ol' style guide, eh?
>>26873836
Then you should stop bullying people, Richard.
Forcing people to believe what you believe in is very much a form of bullying.
>>26873861
I follow facts.
You?...however follow lies.
>>26873856
that guide is inaccurate and shouldn't be taken seriously at all.
>>26873879
We both follow what we believe in.
The only difference is that you are being forceful about your beliefs and that is bullying.
Bullying is wrong, Richard!
Get your mother in here. I wish to talk to her.
>>26873879
If I may? Your syntax in the second statement is quite not right. It should be as following:
>You however; follow lies...
This way you express and emphasize that anon is truly following lies in a more impactful form.
>>26873908
Facts are not beliefs.
I follow facts.
>>26873893
Naw, you shouldn't be taken seriously. Just keep denying the truth, faggot.
>>26873947
forgive me for my Language Translation error.
>>26873970
1. The Pokédex is the truth.
2. That guide is a lie.
3. I'm not a fag.
>>26873953
In my opinion, what I believe is fact and that you believe in lies, but since I am not a bully I accept you beliefs to be just as legitimate as my own.
You however, are a bully who forces his beliefs on others.
>>26873986
Translating from what?
>>26874033
the language of bullying, most likely
>>26874033
Binary. He is a shitposting AI.
>>26874221
He's more than a shitposting AI.
He's a bully, and bullying is wrong!
Fuck off Richard.
>>26873019
>>26872990
>a animal
fucking dumbass
>>26874264
Go away.
>>26874286
You first, Richard. Learn how to speak English or fuck off.
>>26874273
but can he shred steel beams?
>>26874297
I've done no crime here.
>>26874297
Don't be a bully, or you're no better than he is!
>>26874308
Bullying is a crime, Richard!
>>26874308
You annoy everyone
>>26874305
It.
>>26874326
That would be extremely painful
>>26874314
This is a topic about Pokédex entries.
>>26874313
If it is, then you've all done it and by incriminating him, you incriminate yourself.
>>26874254
Honestly it seems for the most part the dex tends to only really be totally accurate in regards to the legendary pokemon. Some of the entries have sort of absurd things at times, that aren't replicate-able in gameplay, which should probably be worked on. The Metagross Line fusion thing is just one example.
Regarding the animal references, those have been removed from later generation's dexes, generally starting in Gen IV given it creates a plot hole in the world. As far as the style guide and the devs are concerned, the only fauna in the Pokemon World besides humans is pokemon.
>>26874334
Richard is a big bully.
>>26874337
What does that have to do with you annoying everyone? Can you even understand what I'm typing?
>>26874349
For you.
>>26873059
pokemon are animals. Show me one piece of evidence that denies this, fuckboy
>>26874340
You should pay attention to the games. before talking to me.
>>26874351
He doesn't care. He's a bully and we are just victims to him.
>>26874371
He's gonna make me cry!
>>26874367
You lack knowledge about Pokémon.
>>26874375
He has already mad me cry quite a few times.
He has no feelings or empathy about anyone other than himself.
He is a true cold-hearted bully, and he might never be anything more.
>>26874367
Magnemite, Magneton, Magnezone, Voltorb, Electrode, Beldum, Metang, Metagross, Baltoy, Claydol, Golett, Golurk, Porygon, Porygon2, Porygon-Z, Litwick, Lampent, Chandelure, Honedge, Doublade, Aegislash, Yamask, Cofagrigus, Shuppet, Banette, Drifloon, Drifblim
I'm tired, I can't take this anymore.
>>26874369
What are you talking about?
The only recent example of them slipping up I can easily think of was probably in BW's underwater bridge. I'm fairly sure non-descriptive fish are there, which is a plot hole, clearly since there are not supposed to be IRL animals in the pokemon universe, but I havent seen that scene in a long time. Maybe with Quick Attack?
>>26874367
Pokemon are fauna, sure, but the devs seem fairly anal about not having pokemon be referred to as animals in works, so it's only correct in the broadest sense.
>>26874398
Little factoids like these are generally what I'm talking about. We have no evidence that supports the Pokedex's claims about Helioslisk being some sort of speed demon. It can't even learn agility without it being an egg move.
>>26873442
Kek
Underrated post
>>26874367
Ahem...>>26873856
>>26874435
Wait...
Oddish, Gloom, Vileplume, Bellossom, Bellsprout, Weepinbell, Victreebel, Tangela, Tangrowth, Exeggcute, Exeggutor, Cherubi, Cherrim, Cottonee, Whimsicott, Foongus, Amoongus, Vanillite, Vanillish, Vanilluxe, Cryogonal
...and my brain exploded
>>26871062
Seriously, who the fuck is Richard? Is this /vp/'s version of Dannyboytbh? Is it just one person furiously forcing some epin meme or does it actually refer to something?
>>26874465
I just said there are tons based on inanimate objects and plants. They're not all animals.
>>26874444
Quads confirm Pokédex BTFO
>>26874517
Yeah, pokemon take their designs and inspirations from animals, plants and other things. I was mostly refuting that whether pokemon ARE animals, which Gamefreak clearly wants the answer to be no.
>>26874444
Hoenn has a volcano, Johto does not.
It looks like the janitors have had enough of your bullying, Richard.
Your posts are being deleted.
I tried to warn you, but you just had to keep on being a bully, didn't you?
>>26874553
That guide does not apply to TPCI. It's only if someone other than TPCI makes a pokemon product.
>posts criticizing Richard getting deleted
The end is nigh, Pokedex denialists
>>26874576
Who is Richard?
>>26874564
Presumably they stick to a similar system though. It wouldn't really make sense for them to tell other people to do one thing, then they do the opposite themselves.
>>26874586
But they do! Have you even seen the other pages? Even the one in question was done early on. Granted, this guide was made during the fifth gen.
>>26874576
You actually fixed her.
>>26873953
Let people believe "lies" if they want to.
>>26874593
His twitter.
>>26873409
> harm forest
> get trapped by some trees
> send out my fire pokemon to burn the trees and get out of the forest
> forest has been harmed way worse now
> thanks trevenant
>>26873482
>abandoned forests
As opposed to crowded forests?
>>26873442
CAN'T UNSEE
FUCK YOU
>>26873856
To be fair that's a style and marketing/advertising guide right?
That's just telling people how to properly represent the IP. And the easiest way to explain stuff like that to a middle age desk worker who couldn't fathom why the fuck kids like this shit is with the most basic and specific language.
>>26875186
They rather live in abandoned forests.
>>26875186
Yes.
>>26875234
>>26875256
Wtf these are pokemon?
>>26873289
That's fucking stupid
>>26875155
Is barbaracle the pokemon made of the most independent pokemon with 7 brains?
Exeggcute has 6 seeds
Metagross is 4 beldum
Magnezone is 3 magnemites
Dugtrio 3 diglets
Dodrio 3 heads
Klingklang 3 klinks
>>26875269
one of them is a cotton candy Pokémon.
>>26875274
How so?
>>26875285
barbaracle is something, isn't?
:)
>>26875462
>mfw burst into ribbons
This thread reads so autistically.
>>26875579
Pangoro wouldn't like you, Richard.
>>26875608
How and why?
>>26875617
>won't put up with bullying
