Tell me a bedtime story, /vp/
Once upon a time, there was a very hungry Pokemon. A Pokemon hungry... for vengeance!
Yo senpai im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet % no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da pussy is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the pussy!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real senpai!!! ! !
>>26806143
>my art
OP where did that shitty meme image even come from. I see it all the time and I hate it, it's autistic as fuck
>>26806167
Then what happened?
Once upon a time there was a region filled with lazy, degenerate, job-stealing immigrants, most of whom were there illegally.
But then, a really great man, President Yungoos, drove them all into the arid desert and built a wall containing their nefarious vices and ethnic rap music. The country was saved and President Yungoos had an anatomically-correct solid-gold statue erected in his honor.
The end. Now sleep well, my Aryan child.
>>26806233
From this guy >>26806216 apparently.
>>26806291
BUILD THAT WALL
BAN ILLEGAL GROUND TYPES
>>26806257
You know how Hoenn is half-water, Sweetie? Well, it didn't used to be that way.
>>26806233
>not wanting Emmers to sleep snug
>>26806318
What did it used to be?
I randomized some stuff if other anons want to continue.
Starting city: Pokemon version of Casablanca
Starter: Surskit
Age: 15 M
Two rival/companions
13m with Corsola and 14F with Dwebble
>It was the first night since we left the city. The sun had finally gotten completely dark. I laid down outside the tent as a cool breeze came in from the northern sea.
>I still remember that moment when I looked up and saw the light
Rivals mean? Love interest? Companions? What is happen next anon
>>26806339
A vast desert, similar to Orre. However, when the vengeful pokemon unleashed his powers, it caused a terrible flood.
>>26806143
summon tails
>>26806421
Nobody got hurt though, right?
>>26806646
No.
..
Well, actually, a lot of people got hurt. By which I mean got dead. Oh, and millions upon millions of Pokemon drowned, too.
Now sleep tight, my angel. Rest assured that our wrathful god's bloodlust has been sated for the time being.
>>26806143
Once upon a time trainer came to fairy type gym to challenge valerie. Trainer came inside and when he stand before valerie he thought
-"Daaamn she is so cute and beautiful"
Then trainer got an idea. He tipped his fedora and said to Valerie.
-"How aboit spicing up this challenge. If i lose i gonna buy you whatever you want even if i end with debt. But when i win, we gonna have sex"
Valerie had so big ego she was sure she agreed.
Then battle begins.
Trainer sends out max trained metagross. Then wild raywuaza flew through window and said.
-"Its fug time"
And flew away.
