>The Kanto region was levelled. a horde of rampaging gyarados, answering only to the name of 'SPYRO', appeared out of nowhere, either an act of god or by a careless trainer. Their rage caused the previously inactive CINNABAR ISLAND to erupt.
>3 years later, a legend was born as a lone Dunsparce, answering to the name 'SnakeyJake', along with his team of male lovers, swept its way through the Johto region, then the Elite 4. Not satisfied, it travelled to the KANTO region, and led a rampage to the only beginning to recover region.
>Some time later, a trainer and his extraordinarily rare WHISMUR travelled through the HOENN region. His might was so intense that it calmed even the legendary beasts of Hoenn.
>years later, a filthy french canadian pervert, going only by the name of his province of origin, led a team of pokemon through the Sinnoh region. Through the journey, his perverse tendencies rubbed off on the innocent pokemon, and pics still float along the internet of his pokemon in lewd situations. Bearing no loyalties to them, however, he released all the pokemon in his party, catching a new team and continuing his annexation.
>Then, years later, accompanied by two retards, a wandering minstrel began his journey, standing against team plasma and convincing even their mary-sue King to allow pokemon to live among trainers
>now, two years later, a new journey begins....
>>26595095
>>26595095
As with previous challenge runs, I'll be starting with a set of rules:
>you decide whom I catch, who goes in my party, what I name pokemon, etc.
>all decisions will be decided by GETs
>additionally, any GET can be overridden by a repeating digit of increasing numbers(dubs will override a normal GET, trips override dubs, etc)
>dubs can force temporary rule changes, within reason
>trips can force single pokemon releases
>quads can force permanent rule changes, within reason
>we don't talk about quints, except to say that quints can only force rule changes once(a previous GET forced the release of all pokemon save 1 from the party and the PC, and caused me to catch a full new party from every route)
>only 1 pokemon caught per route, barring higher GETs
>only 1 decision per single GET(if I roll for a mon, you can't also name it unless you get Dubs)
>invalid GETs will be discarded
>all legendaries must be caught and boxed, and cannot be used or released
now....LET'S BEGIN.
am I a boy or a girl?
1,2,3,4
>>26595172
You're a beautiful, bosomed lass named McSkanky
Girl
>>26595202
>mcSkanky
holy shit I nearly spat my drink
GIRL IT IS. what's her name?
4,5,6
>>26595095
Do you have a compilation of your past journeys OP? Shit sounds amazingly convoluted.
>>26595231
Masuda2
>>26595231
Cig Ashes
>>26595231
Chenel
>>26595231
Pretty sure it was McSkanky
>>26595231
McSkanky
>>26595280
>>26595262
If trips. McSkanky
JetFuel
McSkany plz
>>26595245
Roll for trips
>>26595255
This one got 5 and dubs tho
Mcskoonler
>>26595333
Damn, McSkanky can't beat that. . .
>>26595333
Ugh no mcskankydanky
>>26595364
There aren't even enough spaces for that it's Masuda2.
>>26595364
Will popular opinion beat a get?!
>>26595385
If we get 444 do we get maskanklers?
where is OP
>>26595420
Mcskanky
>>26595442
So close
Rapelio
>>26595333
masuda2 it is. sorry for the hiatus.
>>26595231
Pretty sure I'm going to meme magic McSkanky into existence. I go to /pol/.
>>26595442
>not even off by 1
Looks like it's Masuda2.
>>26595454
Choose Tepig if dubs
oh christ, please tell me he's not as obnoxious as the retard duo
he needs a name
8,9,0
>>26595474
Qwilfish
>>26595474
My Rage
>>26595442
>>26595468
Oshadubs
REEEEEEEEE
>>26595474
lesbo
>>26595479
Qwilfish is too long, discarded
>>26595474
Neverevr
>>26595474
Masuda3
>>26595502
My Rage
>>26595474
Gobble
>>26595502
Purloin
>>26595502
Qwlfish
>>26595474
Fuckboi
>>26595508
also too long.
>>26595511
Masuda3 it is!
>>26595479
Qwlfish
>>26595474
Bonehair
>>26595541
hit "OK when you are finihsed
are you fucking serious? I JUST finished black.
but I don't WANT a pokedex.
>>26595601
Choose grass starter
Oshawott dubs now
WHY
I don't want to help bianca with ANYTHING
>>26595692
Just wait, Cheren is the champion.
well, what is my starter?
1,4,7
>>26595718
TEPIG
>>26595718
Snivy
>>26595718
Snivy
>>26595718
Oshawatt
>>26595721
we got it
>>26595718
Ayyy, it's you.
I remember being at the end of your black playthrough and that made me play white again, and I really enjoyed it.
>>26595721
Tepig it is!
name?
5,6,9
>>26595757
Emboar
>>26595757
GobbleCock
>>26595757
Snivy
>>26595757
Hot Shit
>>26595757
Bara
Oshawott
>>26595765
GobbleCock it is!
>>26595757
Masuda4
>>26595791
>you can't enter that word
heheheheheheehehehehehe
>>26595810
Reck Masuda3, Masuda2
porn theme for nicknames confirmed
>>26595810
Let's get going
>>26595810
For first catch, catch the first pokemon that you encounter a second time.
alright, first new route!
what are we catching?
2,3,8
>>26595941
First female pokemon
>>26595941
Not a normal type
>>26595941
Nothing
>>26595941
Patrat
>>26595941
Dunsparce
>>26595958
NOTHING GOD DAMNIT
>>26595953
purrloin it is.
name?
5,7,0
>>26595999
PuckFuck
>>26595999
Dicklick
>>26595999
trips noted, call it Misty
>>26595999
Furbait
>>26595999
ChoicePuss
>>26596027
Gotta get dubs
>>26595999
McSkanky
>>26596015
misty it is.
did they make her any less shit in black 2?
>>26596073
All I remember about purrloin is Assist, and shitty stats
>>26596073
IS THAT MY SISTERS PURRLION
GIVE IT BACK
>>26596073
She's very marginally usable, especially if you waste your life farming normal gems and take advantage of Unburden. Still a shitmon overall.
>>26596172
I wish I could use it, I like it's design.
bullshit.
I'm interested in this!
Go on!
>>26596073
If dubs rename it to Bernie when you get to the name rater
Oh fuck I was waiting for this to come back god bless you OP
new route!
what are we catching?
0,1,2
>>26596342
A bug-type pokemon
>>26596342
Patrat
>>26596342
Third female Pokemon other than a purrloin.
>>26596342
Dunsparce
>>26596360
rerollingggggg
>>26596360
>>26596368
you can't catch dunsparce here.
>>26596096
kek
>>26596342
lilipup
>>26596374
It's in the rustling grass
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Unova_Route_20
also rerolling again
>>26596397
Oh shit, I remember playing through White 2 this a lot, surprised I forgot something like that
>>26596352
this is the get. you guys have until I find one to overwrite the dubs.
>>26596411
I want dunsparce so bad.... can we just count this as the dubs for dunsparce
>>26596342
patrat
>>26596431
But i want a bug type on his team.
>>26596443
Dunsparce is an honorary bug type as of right now
also rerolling
>>26596443
I'm hopefully going to get my boi dwebbie later.I want dunsparce so I'll use my dub getting powers too
>>26596462
DUN DUN
sparce
go go dunsparce
>>26596397
We can't get rustling grass until after we get the first badge now, can we?
>>26596443
I'm hoping for Venipede but Sewaddle isn't bad ether
>>26596507
I'm pretty certain this is true
>>26596507
i fucking forget honestly
rerolling for dunboy JIC, if it's true then sewaddle
welp, found one.
3,5,7
>>26596537
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Phenomenon
bulbapedia confirms god fucking damn it
>>26596546
Cuck
>>26596546
FakeyJake
>>26596546
NEEToqueen
>>26596553
Fucking LOL
>>26596546
Georgia
>>26596546
Trump
>>26596509
>Scolipede, Leavanny, Galvantula, Volcarona, and the first bug legendary
Man, GF were really riding bug type's dick in gen 5, but it was a good thing they did that, they needed it.
>>26596566
georgia steals the GETam I catching a 'proud of its power' riolu?
>>26596584
yes
>>26596584
>Catching the furry
Never ever
>>26596633
Double dubs checked
no riolu or lucario
If quads you can't evolve any of your Pokémon.
>>26596669
Darn, I'll be back.
>>26596686
fuck off ash.
>>26596669
not again.
No more quads bullshit
>>26596722
>hating on quads gets
that's what makes these runs fun!
>>26596722
>No more quads bullshit
Get the fuck out of here. Quad rules are the best rules. I know what I'll be requesting if I get quads.Draw every Pokemon, caught and evolved, in a suggestive pose with Rosa's donut hair.
new a~rea!
7,8,0
>>26596773
mareep
>>26596773
Sheep
>>26596773
Riolu
>>26596779
re rollin rollin rollin
>>26596793
>>26596633 my double dubs say otherwise
>>26596802
we already got the sheep anyway
so what are you guys doing while following along?
>>26596859
Grinding for a shiny Archeops in white.
>>26596859
whoops, over-clipped
>>26596859
this
>>26596811
Re-watching stardust crusaders
yare yare daze
>>26596859
CDG... i see
>>26596773
Release everything after catching your first encounter and keep it in team forever!
>>26596859
Reading gay fanfiction
name?
6,8,0
>>26596859
Reading Pokémon Adventures fore the first time, almost finished with volume 3.
>>26596922
MuckFe
>>26596922
waste
>>26596922
If it was a boy I would say Shawn, but instead Lillie
>>26596924
it's a fun read up until emerald which is fucking awful
>>26596922
Jasmine
>>26596922
Baaaaaaaaw
>>26596922
Murica
>>26596933
reroll
Enema
>>26596939
I agree the story wasn't that great,but I liked Emerald's design
>>26596933
MuckFe it is!
>>26596939
DP and BW are pretty goo though. HGSS are trash
>>26596953
reroll again
>>26596971
you already got it idiot
If trips porno nicknames for all mons from now on
>>26596939
>They give my favorite starter to my least favorite character
>WakeMeUp.jpeg
>>26596998
So close ;(
>>26597000
I dedicate my trips to this >>26596998
>>26596759
Not after N. I can never look at Quads rules the same way again after that...
>>26597000
Well... Trash starters go to secondary characters (Blastoist/Meganium/Sceptile/Empoleon/Samurott/Delphox) it's a pattern, Sceptile falls into it
>>26597051
poor poor Mt. Dew
>>26596859
>>26597051
that was a quints get.
>>26597057
>Sceptile
>trash
say that to my face.
>>26596922
Trying to beat sans....
I'm late to the Undertale party, but it's definitely worth some of the hype
>>26597092
>trying to beat sans
I'm right there with you, mate.
>>26597092
>>26597115
>undermemefantastic game, good luck with your bad time.
>>26597085
Well he follows the pattern of the bad starters going to the non main trainers. Can you prove me wrong?
>>26597083
I only remember it wasn't quads after I hit post. Perma-Lewds was quads tho right?
>>26597051
>>26597064
That's exactly why you must use quads for good, not evil.
I had high hopes for Levesque and Worthless.
>>26597132
Thanks
[I deserve it]
>>26597085
sceptile is only good because half of hoenn is water.
>>26597148
yeah
>>26597153
......I didn't spoiler.......?I'm doing to much at once
>>26597083
>Worthless
>Two Scoops
I named these ones...
>>26597161
>>26597142
I thought that it was generally considered that Swampert now.
I guess back then It was less popular.
>>26597115
This is just a tip, I used the pan for that extra hp, it can be useful
>>26597169
[It's okay.]
>>26597073
>binding of isaac
how far are you?
alright, it was a short session today, but tomorrow I'll be back, revitalized and ready to go.
g'night all! as always, this thread will stay open for GETs while I'm gone.
>>26597115
Use the Frying Pan/Chef's Apron to boost your HP gain, since you only need to hit him for 1 HP to seal the kill. His attacks follow a set pattern, so once you figure out a few of them and guage where down the line you are, you can know "safe spots" of when to be able to heal/attack.Fuck the menu bones though, I still don't fucking get how to deal with them.
>>26597254
Goodnight OP :3
>>26597262
Can't get the apron in a genocide run
>>26597233
trying to unlock both of the polaroids.
>>26597254
Name next Pokemon backwards names
Good luck with Sans
>>26597262
See for me, I can't adjust back to the slower attacks sometimes
Name your next Pokemon Sans
>>26597320
reroll
>>26597333
ayyyy
>>26597333
YES
LISTEN UP OP
>>26597333
trips noted. first pokemon caught next session will be calledness
If quads OP must draw pictures of all his caught pokemon (including previous and future catches and evolutions) doing cute things.
dubs and next mon is audino
>>26597399
Holy shet
>>26597382
fucking matpat and his clickbaits
>>26597423
>tfw I initially listened to mattpat and believed his bullshit
>right up until I actually took 3 seconds to fact check
>>26597443
I mostly hate his fans who claims his theories as fact and derail threads if they disagree
>>26597386
this
YES, Finally got my shiny Archen, after 2 days.
>>26597491
grats man.now release it.
>>26597505
I-it was you all along!
>>26597505
Nice try
>>26597505
The thick plottens
>>26597443
Same here OP. They were decent
>>26597525
not sure I know what you mean.
>>26597529
it's cruel to keep pokemon caught up. release them.
>>26597505
>>26597545
>>26597545
You got proven wrong two years ago, N, by original Masuda.
>>26597577
he proved nothing, except that he was worthy. you're not masuda.
release your pokemon.
>>26597591
[spoilers]You're gonna have to try harder than that.[/spoilers]
>>26597386
reroll
>>26597618
it's spoiler.NGAAAAAH!
>>26597591
Tfw you're an N poster in threads
Tfw when I got someone to release their starter
I also do it around getsI got a banned for a day once
>>26597640yeah, I know, just messed up.
>>26597643
N's never gotten me to release anyone.but you should release your pokemon.
I know this is quads, I'm just getting it ready for it.
Quads makes Masuda2 draw every Pokemon, caught and evolved, in suggestive poses. But they must have Rosa's donut hair.
If quads, OP can't use pokemon over lvl 40
>>26597661
Plot twist: Masuda caused the culling in D/P/PT, for dramatic tension
>>26597673
unrealistic get, wouldn't use even if you got it.
>>26597673
>>26597690
if singles me sad.
>>26597672
>is
Fuck, meant isn't. Reroll.
>>26597689
I would never forgive him. I would still follow the threads though.
>>26597689
it took me literally hours to recatch and train everyone back up. I would never have done that.but you should release your pokemon
>>26597703
>Getting close to quads
now I'm the one having a bad time
if quads, OP can only use pokemon with red on their sprite.
>>26597719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8MSZPQaLK
>>26597722
re rolling
>>26597738
Jesus Christ.
>>26597702
Reroll.
please god let me pass quads unaffected
If QUADS all Pokemon must be FAIRY in next run that has that type in the game
https://soundcloud.com/kayfaraday/i-am-the-princess-of-puddingland
>>26597722
reroll
>>26597722
rerolling
>>26597254
As strong as your Pokémon are, they will be even stronger if you never evolve any of them.
Quads get
>>26597773
Fuck. I'll be back. I've gotten quads before and I can do it again.
>>26597778
>fairy in B/W 2
uwot?you tried.
>>26597797
>next run that has that type in the game
didn't get me this time fucker
>>26597778
>madolche puddingcess
fuck that card. I will never use it in my madolche deck.
>>26597797
He said next run unless you ain't gonna do XY.
