Fuck Overwatch edition
>What the fuck is this shit?
Dirty Bomb's a free to play FPS and successor to games like Enemy Territory or Brink
>Is it p2w?
No. Merc unlocking system is very similar to LoL's champion unlocks.
There are also loadout cards with different rarity, but those aren't going to make you less shit at the game, and everything above bronze is purely cosmetic
You can easily craft them by trading up the dozens of crap lead cards you get
>How the loadout system works:
http://stealth-nerf.com/dirty-bomb-the-loadout-system-explained/
>Loadout/weapon/augment charts (NOT UP TO DATE)
http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/12972/the-db-genome-project-everything-there-is-to-know-about-loadouts
>Recommended loadouts (NOT UP TO DATE)
http://ced23ric.de/db/loadouts.png
>How do I get this game?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/333930/
>Wiki:
http://dirtybomb.gamepedia.com
>Join our steam group and play with us:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vgdb
>Wanna play competitive?
http://dirtycups.gg/
>Tweaks and HUD customization
http://pastebin.com/iHnY6YWe
>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
http://pastebin.com/ePz8VnJd
Basics:
[YouTube] Dirty Bomb Tips & Tricks: Basic Guide To Movement!
[YouTube] 7 New-Player Dirty Bomb Tips & Tricks!
Advanced:
[YouTube] Dirty Bomb: useful trick jumps on every map
first?
>>121752714
Aimee: ???
Aura: extremely curly black pubic and armpit hair, a very wide happy trail that disperses into finer hair all over her belly at the sides, and goes almost up to between her boobs. Moderately prominent hair on foreaarms and legs, including the thighs. All of it is trimmed with an electric trimmer to about half an inch. Light mustache.
Kira: very long jet black pubic hair, the sides, inner thighs and what little she has of a happy trail are shaved. However, The hair continues to the back, where she doesn't trim or shave, so there's an abundance of thick hair all around and above her anus, spilling over on her butt cheeks and upwards towards the small of her back. The asscrack can't be seen. Armpits are not naturally very hairy, but she still shaves them. Very light forearm hair.
Who won the DBNation opencup? Popped out for a while and the stream was off when I came back. Weird.
whos the second best player of dbg after pubzstance?
>>121753001
fuck this cancer
>>121753001
Nader: completely unshaved, moderately hairy legs with hairy instep, thighs and toes. Moderately hairy pubic area, dirty blond in color, like the ass hair and the happy trail which isn't very wide. The pubic hair spills down the inner thighs and connects to the leg hair. Very hairy nipples (15-25 hairs around each, 1-3 inches in length). Armpit hair trimmed to very short length, although the area of coverage goes almost from half down her upper arm to her sideboob area and almost connects to the nipple hair. Moderately hairy forearms.
Proxy: Very hairy forearms, with hairy hands and knuckles, and the hair continuing up her shoulders where it turns into light fuzz. Armpit hair is shaved and so is leg hair, both of which would otherwise be moderately hairy. Average amount of pubic hair, with a very slight fuzzy happy trail. Only a few barely visible nipple hairs.
Sparks: Waxed legs, smoothly shaved armpits, shaved pubic hair. There is some hair around the asshole which she neglects to shave. Very light, almost invisible forearm hair. Slight facial fuzz on the sideburns area.
>>121752863
>>121753113
bznz
>>121753286
Thanks
>>121753001
>>121753152
>>121753162
Well /dbg/ used to be full of footfags then they left all that is left is the hair anon.
Atleast for a ded game we havent delved in gayness and tripfaggotory like certain team based shooter generals.
>>121753138
Stu
>>121753113
> best player in a team vs. team game
don't leave public servers
>>121753303
actually its me desu
>>121753113
No one, the admins handed the victory to bzns even though the rules stated otherwise, then burned everything down and banned everyone who complained in the chat.
>>121753435
There's at least one footfag here.
>>121753572
Dirty Bomb esports looks like it hasa bright future!
Why do we even try to support the cancer that is esports?
>>121753303
who u
>e-sports
>unfinished game
pick one
Maybe Slowverwatch will be the death knell of Ded Bum.
>>121753572
Really? That's a shame, the cup showed promise. Any chance for a longer version of what happened? Even for a brief tl;dr.
>>121753572
Really? That's a shame, the cup showed promise and I liked the games they streamed. Any chance for a longer version of what happened? Even for a brief tl;dr.
>>121754375
http://www.reddit.com/r/Dirtybomb/comments/3s2bys/grand_final_bzns_vs_draajkes_going_live/
Unless they deleted most posts there too.
>>121754241
They played terminal, both teams had completed the first objective. Draajkes (or whatever they're called) didn't manage to explode either of the second objective trains.
bzns did the first objective faster than draajkes but also failed to do the second objective. So in normal stopwatch rules, that should have been a draw but the match showed a loss for draajkes. One of the casters said, that this should've been a draw but the other admins "overruled" him and gave bzns the win. Draajkes got pissed and left because it's pretty much rigged and pointless to compete. (Official reason for the surrender were time constraints though)
how out of date is the recommended loadouts?
What's the best one for sawbonez
>>121754949
Very.
Get the SM72 or the CR73, dependent on your weapon of choice.
>>121754949
Loadouts in the OP are somewhat outdated, use http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=497702613 instead.
>>121755179
>>121755225
Rip, I was just hoping it was out of date because some new mercs weren't in there yet
thanks for the advice
>>121753138
I´m the worst.
>>121755926
this is untrue
>>121753138
The other ones in the dbg stack have similar above-average skill level, we have some good games and some bad ones, subz never has bad games.
How useles is the Hochfir? I got a Pehonix loadout with it that has drilled, get up, quickdraw which feels like it should be good if the gun is worthwhile...
>>121757430
It's pretty good if you can track heads.
>>121752714
Just fyi the genome project is up to date and if you copy the old OP turn off 4chanx so it posts the youtube links
>>121757430
It's an amazing weapon. Shoots super fast and is very accurate, also large mag size.
>enjoying the game
>let's try and practice headshots since I usually go body
>miss every shot
Why was I born bad at these games
it's just point and click how hard could it be
>>121759887
Your feet are your strongest weapon.
>>121759887
I wish there was a shooting range with moving targets and such.
>>121757430
Same concept like the burst rifles except for CQC and far more forgiving, hold down mouse1 at heads and win
>tfw sick and cant play the one day of the week that everyone is on all day and queues are short
>>121760898
how sick are ya
Y'know, execution wouldn't be as bad as it is if every brand-new player wasn't matchmade into it. It's fucking appalling how common a brain-dead team is in Execution.
>>121761358
How sick am I? How sick am I?! I once started jerking off, passed out, and woke up on the floor, covered in piss.
>>121762326
so it was like this but with pepe and a lot of piss
>>121762326
Is that you C?
>>121761358
stomach flu/food poisoning
felt like shit the past few days but today was the worst, puked all morning
>>121762259
Shouldnt the level10+ servers be just fine then? Or do they not exist for execution?
>>121763047
They do not. There's not enough of them in general.
>>121762979
Ah that sucks
I just got over some food poisoning myself
Still had diarrhea for a week even after my nightly fevers stopped
stay strong anon
>>121762448
>>121764135
>that zombie skin on skyhammer
google the fix pronto dude
>hmm today I will play some AURA
>go to very important defensive position
>drop health station
>hold position against half the enemy team
>get overrun and die alone while my own team mills around aimlessly on the other side of the map
Literally every time.
>>121762448
>>121762326
>>121766625
every
single
time
I don't know how they expect anyone to buy these merc packs they keep shitting out if they don't even compensate you for mercs you've already obtained.
Seriously. Just give the player an additional 20-30k for each merc they already own. Free money, with no solid downside.
>>121766625
>hmm today I will play some [anything without infinite ammo in Terminal]
>run out of ammo invariably
This fucking map.
>>121768037
downside is its too easy to buy anything you want in the game with credits if you have a modicum of patience.
Anyone need some cards for their badge? I already have gold done.
>>121768405
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Idontwantacusstomurl/
right here bro
help
I keep getting execution missions
I just want to play some fun levels and not market and overground
>>121763790
yeah honestly the puking is the part I care least about since I typically feel better afterwards, the waking up after 4 hours of sleep to a fever/headache combo with huge stomach pains and not being able to go back to sleep fucking sucks though
>overwatch with only 5k viewers
what happened to all the hype?
>>121769382
It gets pretty boring watching people play a game you can't for 8 months.You get all the knowledge of what's coming a couple hours in, anyways.
>>121768465
accept request
>>121769382
Clucked by the 40$ price tag and the devs dodging all questions on the "will we have to buy hero's released in the future" questions
>>121769382
>>121769538
Blizzard are retarded
>preorders dont give beta acess
>give all the keys to ecelebs and twitch streams
>dont worry goys we only plan for 21 heroes :^)
>>121769382
only streamer get to play and its $40
>>121768250
It's easy to buy anything you want in the game with real money, too. With the added benefit of not requiring nearly as much patience.
If people are actually thinking about opening their wallet just to get a bundle, you shouldn't make them second-guess themselves with "no compensation for items in the bundle you already have". I know very few people who have actually put money into this game, and most cite reasons like this when I ask them why they choose not to.
>>121769550
Thanks
>entire team is squishies running headlong into the eternal shore of healing stations and M4s
>>121770332
>my team is proxys and sparks with one skymammer
>their team is fletchers and Stokers
>were defending
>>121770332
>not using the superior version
>>121770903
I hadn't seen that one. Fanks bruv.
So how long does it take to get some decent load out cards without spending dosh?
>>121771129
1 day for each merc if you outright buy them for credits.
>>121771129
All bronzes from the store cost 17k so i guess a day of doing missions?
>>121771265
>>121771259
and here I was planning to do a ton of this trading shit
Anyone else like SDs designs?
only thing they do right.
>>121772643
Designs and game CONCEPT.
>>121772643
I'm into it, although some of their concept art looks way better than in game. I'm also a fan of the way kira wears her jacket.
>>121772883
What benefit does Kira get from wearing her jacket that way?
>>121772643
Phoenix is literally 10/10
They captured the medic and spanish look of the poncho.
>>121773169
she gets more cat calls
>>121772643
I never noticed his cyborg leg.
>>121773169
Maybe to reach those 'nocks under her arm?
I like how Stoker actually carries his ammo station.
>low levels getting carried talking shit
>>121774186
>"weeeh this team is shit!"
>bottom of the board
>>121774186
>Most high levels stacked on one team
>They're winning mostly
>One proceeds to complain about being 1 player down
>>121772643
I agree but
>Proxy's welding mask STILL doesn't flip down when she's repairing
A dumb thing to want, but I want to be able to throw down a turtle shield on top of a c4 about to explode, hide behind it, and live.
Turtle x Aura combo
Ok so... I need advice.
I only ever have a 2:1 K:D with Kira or Arty. I don't know if it's because I stay away from the fights and just snipe/call strikes or what. I also find myself actually killing people more with burst rifles than with auto or SMGs. I can't really aim and I'm struggling with mouse sensitivity etc. but this somehow works for me. I'm very bad with Vassili too.
What's wrong with me and how do I fix it, or alternately how do I maximize what's right with me?
>>121775660
your sensitivity is probably too high and burst rifles are forcing you to slow down and concentrate.
>>121775794
not him but what's a good sensitivity/DPI?
>>121776993
Yes.
>>121772643
His real leg is really small in this pic.
>>121776993
Dick per 180, the bigger your dick the more it takes to turn. This is why Asians play Starcraft, they can't handle the FPS.
>>121777226
>>121777096
I'm confused and afraid
>>121772643
holy shit, never noticed Phoenix has a robotic leg
>>121773748
most mercs carry their special around
though why fragger needs a huge daypack just to carry one grenade I'm not sure
>>121777284
Inside is a dwarf who handcrafts grenades
>>121777842
>and that's why he can only use one grenade every 20 seconds
it all makes sense now
>>121777284
It's an infinite grenade generator silly. It collects his poop then makes it into a grenade, this is why it takes so long.
>>121777284
He purposely weighs his person down to nerf himself, just to be fair.
>been bad at fps my entire life
>google about dpi since it got me interested
>apparently mouse acceleration is on by default
>turn it off
>bit rough around the edges but huge improvement
>can suddenly aim
>headshots left and right
Alright then
>>121777961
>Fragger mains
>Kira mains
What if they added special mechanics like say mercs like Kira and Stoker have reduced movement speed unless they put down their ammo station? This way at least there's always an ammo station nearby.
Or maybe Proxy puts on her welding mask for a slight increase in repairs and reduced headshot damage but suffer from obstructed vision.
So yeah, i just got this after about 250 cases
Fuck me
>rhino mains
>>121779450
Where does Kira even keep her ammo station? Pussy/asshole? Each half in one hole?
>>121779330
kira really bothers me
why does she randomly shout the moonwords that weebs might know? I thought she was suppose to be actually Japanese, not just a weeb.
>>121779676
you sad little man
>>121779857
Probably, she's a slut so her holes are pretty wide.
Starting to really come to like Phoenix.
I did not expect this.
>>121779685>>121779330>>121779240
Do Nadder and Stoker mains because that is who I am.
>>121780430
Well fucking stop
you do absolutely no healing
>>121779240
>Sparks_helps_up_Fletcher.jpg
>>121780652
He is self sustaining and not dying and that is all that concerns him.
Typical Phoenix.
>>121780652
His pulse is a ton of healing if your team is coordinated
>>121780872
>be low hp rhino
>call for medic
>phoenix runs over and looks at me
>>121781000Sauce of that gif?
>>121781106
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san
Pretty good anime if you're looking for pure comedy
>>121780872
>if your team is coordinated
>IF YOUR TEAM IS COORDINATED
>YOUR
>TEAM
>IS
>COORDINATED
look at him and LAUGH
>>121780640
>Stoker mains
>>121772643
Does anyone have the phoenix concept art design?
>>121780640
>Nader mains
>nader mains
>>121781645
I like this one even though I posted this >>121781614
>>121779676
>pineapple juggler rhino
who the fuck is even making these cards. is sd just trolling?
>>121781694
No I don't
I posted >>121781614 and I like mine better
who the fuck are you
>>121777268
It actually makes metallic noise when running. I wonder if they took that request seriously or if they came up with it themselves.
>>121781795
No you didn't. I posted >>121781614
and I hate it who the fuck are you
>>121781852
Listen here you little shit if you don't stop impersonating me I'm getting japanese moot in here
>Fragger mains
>>121777284
I really fucking hate his backpack. Can't headshot him and you can't hurt him by shooting at it.
>>121781645>>121781614>>121781503
I'm so proud!
>>121780640-fag
>>121781000
>He tap heals you
>Arty mains
>turtle mains
PLEASE ANSWER THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT POLLS ON /dbg/ ! ! !
http://strawpoll.me/5952247/
AND
http://strawpoll.me/5952248/
>Sparks mains
I forgot how horrible forums are.
I made a mistake going to the DB ones. No wonder SD is mishandling this game, the people there are morons.
>>121782419
Such surprising results...
>>121781795
>>121781852
>>121782073
Thanks for the (You)'s lads
>>121783414
when is she gonna get naked
>>121783518
Never, because God is dead
>>121783760
She's not hairy enough to be interesting anyway.
>>121783760
>>121783414
She has nicefeet
>>121783948
Emma Watson/Allison Brie fanboi pls go
>>121755225
>crotzni for sawbonez
feels weak as fuck to me
>>121782165
>Arty mains
>Phoenix mains
>beating a phantom main in melee
>when a Bridge lab defense ends without a single member of my team besides me ever even setting foot in the lab
Who's next? Turtle or Thunder?
>>121791057
Aimee
>watching old Dirty Cups
>people occasionally pick Vassili
>they can't aim for shit
these are the retards that got Vassili sp bad that even Sparks is a better sniper now. Did anyone ever whine about people picking Sniper in TF2 6v6? No. These people are just so shit that they want to ban every merc they don't know how to play.
>>121783414>>121783760
Who is she?
>>121791482
Nevermind.
Thought that it is some camwhore.
>>121791482
a slut
>>121791057
I hope it's Turtle, game needs another engie.
>>121791417
>One of the better Vassili's back then was a cheater
Here goes nothing!
>>121754882
is this is true then holy shit
first bzns exploit their way to beat fE and then they fuck over another team because they have an admin on their team
aaaaaaaaaaand here comes nothing
brb suicide
>>121769382
umm, all the big channels are recovering from blizzcon and shit?
>>121792583
What were you trying for?
>>121792656
That one in gold.
>>121752714
Daily reminder that if Blizzard released Overwatch as f2p Dirty Bomb would have been put out of its misery. You guys dodged a bullet.
>>121792001
who?
>>121792713
nah $40 isn't gonna deter anyone but the 3rd world slav rats who nobody wants to play with anyways so it's a win-win to have a price tag
>>121792736
Some retard that got caught because he recorded himself training.
>>121792790
fwiw it's 60
>>121793002
It's only 60 if you want the extra skins.
So, min level 20 servers when ? Some guys played 100 + hours and they are just awful, I'm not speaking aim or skill related stuff, I'm speaking basic knowledge. Did they ban all the Aura EV glitchers ?
>>121793457
Good luck getting more than 4 people on a server. Even the level 10 servers have been dead for a while.
>>121792846
if you're talking about that one retard who posted that video of him trigger botting with vassili on chapel, that's just some random idiot and never even got to play in cups
Captain america merc when?
What if we could shoot the grenades and molotovs when they're being prepped?
So fraggers wouldn't just throw for lulz.
>>121779676
KOK.
>>121773270
>and spanish look of the poncho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poncho
>Ponchos have been used by the Native American peoples of the Andes since pre-Hispanic times and are now considered typical South American garments.
They captured the ignorance of the Britbongs (and yours), and triggered me, considering my tribal clothes a filthy spaniard shit.
You know what would be nice? Instead of marking players when using Redeye, they just glow solid white through walls and smoke.
>Nader mains.
>>121791112
aiMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121801402
B-but I can aim for shit.
>>121801402
Those would be Fletcher mains. Good Naders have to use their SMG for most kills.
>>121798958
i've actually shot a molotov mid-air which makes it look like it bursts right there on the spot but the actual flame pool still lands where the stoker is aiming it
>>121801103
jungle beaners
>>121802427
Mountain beaner.
>>121802392
The molotov has a certain distance/amount of time midare before it bursts actually, try throwing it somewhere far.
Although if you think about it, it could also be used strategically, like throw it in a 80 degree angle if a hive is just behind a wall.
Why? Is that hard to leave the fucking room to join another with other player? Everybody wants to be the especial 1st person in the room. This is why I hate support missions, I need to revive and keep these kind of retards alive.
>>121805026
It's a bug in the server browser. If you would actually connect to one of those servers, you would know, that they're empty.
Also the same bug causes the server is full thing when it says that their's a open slot.
>>121804854
no it was like the enemy stoker threw the molly when I was shooting him so the bottle got in the way and blew right in the stoker's face but the fire rose from my feet anyways
there was another case where a stoker threw a molly at me behind an EV that was invisible to him so it looked like the molly blew up on the EV on my screen but I got burned anyways so there's some weird client/serverside mixups with the molotov
>>121805026
>I hate support missions, I need to revive and keep these kind of retards alive
Ammo support XP reduction never forgive never forget. Have to play medic because spamming ammo packs just won't cut it anymore.
>Fragger mains.
>not having the brain capacity to main the entire merc pool
>>121805298
I´m sorry for you anon.
>>121805164
I see. Well i'm not lying so if you have Stoker you should try out what i said for yourself.
Sparksfags + Proxyfags on suicide watch
>>121802058
>>121806343
Looks pretty cute, nice body.
>>121805856
Aimee looks more slutty than any of them
>>121792656
That's a nice card.
>server browser
>choose a server
>found a better one
>press cancel
>enters anyway
Fuck this UI.
Fuck SD.
Why the fuck am i still playing this dead game holy shit.
>when you're the only medic and people just don't feel like trying to cover you at all
>>121805856
Closed Alpha/Beta Proxy maybe but now she's just a clone of the new Lara Croft.
>Stoker mains
any lewds for this dead fucking game yet?
>>121811504
Only pure mercs
>team is nothing but proxies and vasillys
>I'm only medic
>ask them to play something else
>one of them switches to phantom
Now I remember why I quit the first time
![PhWmqAX[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WvcENFp.jpg "PhWmqAX[1].jpg")
>nader mains
![Lfuxfo5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/T5f9OBl.png "Lfuxfo5[1].png")
>proxy mains
>>121813078
>Clearly AFK
Wow, so impressive
>>121813078
What´s the meaning of crouch when you kill someone. I see tons of people doing that weird thing but i don´t understand it.
Is some kind of xp mechanic or something?
>>121813407
You're joking right?
>>121813407
the ritual is done to teach shitters to not be shit
>>121813183
>discouraging content in ded general
what have you contributed friend
How long do free merc rotations last?
>>121813740
Posted webms of legitimate kills.
These are the types of plays you have to make after the nerf, in order to be useful as Vassili.
>>121813407
It is something autistic children do when trying to make people mad. Only other autisimos get mad at it though.
>>121814038
Sniper is still useful, instagib's pretty toxic.
>>121814505
>headshot
>the guy gets revived
>headshot again
>the guy gets revived again before you have time to fire a second round
Vassili used to be the only merc that was able to stop medic trains. After the nerf, it's not worth it to try and pick Vassili to go for risky plays, as medics just get each other and everyone else up.
>>121815240
I ditched my bronze card so i could trade up for Stoker.
I still have a Cobalt PDP anyway.
what's the best sniper rifle vaseline players?
>>121815649
>>121813873
2 weeks
![4XK9iY3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yguxCMe.jpg "4XK9iY3[1].jpg")
>>121815649
>vaselin mains
>>121815649
PDP is the least shit now. If you really want to use the other rifles, MOA is the best out of the two for killing. Use FEL-IX if you want to help your teammates out with that heartbeat sensor perk.
>>121815240
unless the enemy has defibs literally stuck up their ass crevice you'll have enough time to gib the body after
Isn't Dirty Bomb just another phrase for shit?
>>121816302
They usually do.
If only they knew. :^)
>>121816469
Is there a trick to getting the weapon swap to happen reliably? Maybe my timing is off or something.
>>121816563
I've only managed to do it 3 times in the past few days and when I got the MOA-1 Phantom working I got an unexpected error.
I noticed that if you try to reload and switch weapons 1/2-3/4 through the animation, it will still fully reload even though it didnt finish. It saves a good half a second which can be vital in situations.
I dont know if this is slowpoke, but I havent seen anyone do it in any webms I've seen.
HOW DO I DO THE WEAPON SWAP
>>121817427
Look at the ammo counter indicator. If the number changes, quickly switch weapons to cancel the rest of the animation.
>>121817427
reload canceling is most efficient when you have the "sprint cancels reload" option enabled so you can just cancel the animation by tapping your sprint key
>>121817427
we gunz now
shotgun primary
shotgun secondary
>>121816563
>>121816849
>>121817427
>>121817576
>>121817607
None of this will matter if your aim is shit anyway.
>>121817607
But does it still fully reload even if you cancel?
>>121817707
A sawed-off shotgun as a secondary doesn't seem like a bad idea.
>>121817767
post 'em tough guy
>>121816168
Thanks, was gonna buy Kira but she went into free rot so will pick up Phantom
>>121817767
Good thing my aim isn't shit!
>>121817795
If the ammo counter says it's full, it's not gonna change. I use it all the time on kekwhacker.
>>121817795
yes as soon as the ammo counter shows you have a full mag you cancel the animation
>>121817983
>>121818006
ok neat thanks
>>121817895
Too bad it doesn't list the revivr though, i spend most of my time with it.
>>121817607
This is also super annoying when all I want to do is quickly check a Steam chat message while reloading in a corner.
>>121817895
Your first hours on a max level 5 server? Why even post that shit? Those numbers are nowhere near realistic.
