yashichi edition
AGDQ HOYP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY [Embed] [Embed]
AGDQ 2015 (Jan 4-10) schedule:
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
first for based coolkid
third forben_cn
bill stream
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Can we keep this meme going? I like it
what does the cn in ben_cn stand for
>>90284714
>>90284845
both of you stop triggering me
Boy I could sure go for a cozy Adam stream right about now.
reminder to go on spikevegetas chat and expose mike uyama
>follow a streamer
>follower notification pops up
>"thanks a lot for following, anon"
>unfollow in disgust
>>90285253
>tfw the fear of follower notifications prevents me from following people
>>90285253
word
>>90285253
>go to stream
>streamer says "Hey anon, how are you doing?"
nope
>>90285483
I only follow people after they go Offline cause I can't trust anyone anymore
>>90285253
word
>>90284749
>spikes chat is talking about pcf being corrupt
that's not true, stop baiting or start talking about it in his chat
guys, pie is literally crying on steam right now
HOLY SHIT GET IN ZFG'S CHAT RIGHT NOW IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>90286798
missed this meme
hello did you pb today
>>90286885
I'm not falling for this again.
why is laz meming on hl2 but not running it right now?
who the fuck are >we watching
So did golden get rejected for host or did he just not sign up
>>90287341
we always watchin pie nigga
>>90287343
>no siglemic run
>no cosmo run
>no trihex run
>no jrpg finale
>no golden voice
>no minecraft run
it's like they don't want to make any money
>>90287428
i meant actually watching, not memeing about watching
>>90287343
Golden had a confrontation about parts of the new rule, particulary no costumes/signs. Golden said the stream monsters really enjoyed it, and it wasn't distracting the runners because it was all in the background.
The oldguard wasn't having it, and removed him from the club.
>>90287480
who's memeing?
>>90287083
>>90287537
I think Golden can become our boi yet, we only need to open his eyes towards uyama's corruption.
>>90287574
>runescape
>that fucking facial hair
Makes him look like a bum. How fitting.
>>90287615
>indirectly supporting the costumes/signs
fuck off
>>90287537
Reminder AGDQ is going out with several BANGs, and I mean that in two ways.
peaches_ is irrelevant
>Open a bag of sour gummi words
>DUDE LET ME HAVE A COUPLE!
>Hands friend a couple orange & yellow worms
>DUDE LET ME GET A RED AND BLUE ONE
Nigga we ain't THAT good of friends, wtf
>>90287448
>no jrpg finale
This one hurts the most, JRPGs are the best finale games since they are so extremely comfy
>>90287842
who?
>>90287689
>not wanting to bum it up in a train car going across country under a blanket and watching the sunset
You are not my speedfriend
>>90287872
Great post
Reminder to send Stiv harrassing tweets about how he is unwelcome at AGDQ and a complete piece of shit.
Hopefully he will cancel his run.
If 0xwas wants to wear a fucking maid costume to play videogames and raise a shitload if money he damn well better be able to
I punch niggas in they shit nigga
>>90287968
>he
Stiv is UNWELCOME at AGDQ15 for WIFE FUCKING
>>90287147
Almost.
>>90287968
did i miss something? 0x can't wear the costume?
>>90288132
u gon get cucked
>>90287965
He should cancel it anyway if he's serious about quitting speedrunningeveryone knows he'll be back in less than a month for money and gamergurl pussy
>>90287965
fuck off sam, nobody cares about your NRT vendetta
>>90288169
>16633 attempts in a slot machine category
don't have children, I'm serious
Why aren't you watching our boi lo1ts RIGHT now?
>>90288132
>stiv shows up
>has incredible time
>gruntilda fight begins
>looks like stiv is going to knock 10 minutes off the record
>tolki runs in
>hits the reset button on the N64 just as stiv frees the last jinjo
>THAT'S FOR SCREWING MY WIFE
>highlight of AGDQ for years to come
>>90287965
>>90288296
*NTR
>>90287968
Go ahead and try, chickenshit. Nobody is being a fucking degenerate in MY marathon.
>>90288169
*doesn't read post or open image*
nice job speedfriend! keep up the good work
>the thread will be constant stiv and chibi posting for the next three weeks
dudefuck
>>90288378
I'm somewhat ok with the pie is our boi meme but this is something not to joke about
>>90288484
>Tolki runs in
Tolki is the wife he fucked though
>>90288169
who are you? i know these are kiruas splits, but i dont recognize that layout and i dont think he is that autistic
>>90288487
>it's real
>>90288609
>implying Tolki wasn't cucking sam
>implying sam wasn't the wife
>>90288378
After what he did to Yashi? No thank you.
Someone tell me how this potato head gets it in
fyi this chick was at sgdq where the cucking happened
https://twitter.com/kungfufruitcup/status/543613849770151936
>>90288908
based stiv
>>90288908
Women fuck for two reasons: fame or money
>>90289128
wording this. some of the ugliest streamers or online personalities get fangirls that want to fuck them.
>>90289252
Cosmo Wright
>>90289284
>Cosme Alright
>ugly
lol?
>>90288629
that's cujoIHSV
Anyone got the video of Werster saying fucking niggers at GDQ?
>>90289548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>90289702
dude did you just come up with that hot meme
>>90289702
>>90289702
>[YouTube] Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (embed)
eric
>>90289764
>>90289786
fug :DDDDD
>>90289702
>tfw listened to the whole song
>>90287872
i can relate to this 100%
>>90289702
it's really like i'm back in 2008
>>90287842
its true and i love it
i finally get to move on
this community is dead
>>90290265
pie is streaming old runescape too to quench your nostalgia
>>90288908
confidence. plus he's not a fucking manlet like the rest of the speedrunning community.
>>90290027
you're doing these strange things to me
>>90290305
see you tomorrow
>>90288667
our boi
should I write a speedrunning retirement pastebin or just fade into obscurity?
>>90287842
>>90290305
tbt when Peaches closed down his Twitch account in favor of Hitbox, only to crawl back to Twitch days later
>>90289548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
fw fr r2 will never be werster's only poke run
>>90290385
>confidence
gonna have to word this
>>90290590
that's not the video i asked for
>>90290572
why
>>90290563
Write a pastebin about how the rampant sexism in the community forced you away.
>>90290563
Don't bother writing a pastebinyou'll be back,that is unless you mean 'retiring' for attention/donations
>>90290717
it will be my final treat to you guys. enjoy the drama
>>90290747
ait gimme a minute
>>90290385
>tfw height really does matter
rip me
wizzy wee
wizzy wozy
i want to watch someone cozy
slayer stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
>>90290897
fw 6'3"
>>90290897
It's alright Flicky I'd still go gay for you
I can't stand when stream monsters act like they can have a voice in a community they don't even take part in
https://twitter.com/Ben__CN/status/549423058600361985
>>90290897
height's not really important if you have a good personality or you're generally cute
>>90291171
>>90290897
or if u got a big DICK
>there are people out there RIGHT NOW that actually believe puncayshun did something wrong and isn't still our boi
>>90291171
>this is what manlets believe
>>90291171
>height's not really important if you have a good personality or you're generally cute
lol?
>>90291171
tfw 6'1 and still get no girls
>>90291170
ben_cn! HassanChop/
>>90291206
well I have a big dick but its not like any woman would know that to be attracted to me. women have it easy wit showing cleavage and ass off.
>>90290585
it wasnt in favor of hitbox, i already had one for months
>>90291304
you're fat
>>90291170
basedben_cn
>>90291206
i have a big dick but it's not like i can use it to pick up girls. it's only good for once you have them in bed
>>90291450
you just gotta whip it out
>>90291374
if u want to fuck a girl and you think shed be down just tell her ey yo i got a big dick i can beat that pussy up
>>90291424
shit personality and low sex drive actually
>>90291170
what community???
>>90291374
>>90291450
wear jeans that are not too loose or too tight and fit around your cock and balls just right. sit with your legs out and take up a lot of space. women oogle all over my dick. in the summer or warmer climates wear lighter tight fitting shorts.
hopefully you dont get called a creep but hey they are the ones looking
who would win in a fightben_cnoryashit?
>>90291846
how big is ben_cn because i am 5'11"
>>90291846
Wait, is ben_cn a real person? I thought it was somebody's logbot
>>90291949
hes a big guy
>>90292083
for you
>tfw you change the name on someone else's copypasta and the faggot posts it on twitter
shoutouts to the other anon for the pasta and lambent for being a bitch
https://twitter.com/SenorLambent/status/549726609713147905
peaches_ when will you do a stream like when you got thrown out of agdq because you were drunk? that was the best stream
>>90292631
probably after i get thrown out of agdq for being drunk
I hope Stiv Fucks Adrian at AGDQ, Maybe then Cosmo will break up with her and regain his Need for Speed.
>>90292692
gr8 m8 looking forward to 8
>>90291272
>being an unwarranted asshole to women who didn't deserve it in the first place is acceptable and based cause "LEL It's 4chan xD!"
You are the worst kind of shitter. Kindly fuck the fuck off
>>90292861
fuck off reed
>>90292861
y r u here?
one of the runs at AGDQ should have the Game Grumps doing commentary for it.
>>90293034
Wording this.
>>90293034
upworded!
>>90293034
mango and m2k should be flown out to commentate the melee tourney
>>90293004
Discussion revolving around speedrunning and the community. Not being an asshole to people who didn't deserve it.
>>90293034
ill just leave this here:
word
>>90293034
DUDE! I LOVE game grumps! That would be EPIC!!!!!!
Some1 should post this idea to mike!!!!!!!!
>>90293034
Game Grumps commentary would only have been good if Jon was still around. But it's okay as long as Arin starts laying down some sick ryhmes!
>>90292861
>women
It was one person and the edgy statements seemed to be directed towards her boyfriend.
>>90293201
>Discussion revolving around speedrunning and the community
you're more than a year too late
Edgy
>>90293337
Dude imagine if he starts bearboxing that would be so hype lol
>>90293346
Was calling her an abomination, horseface and whore direct towards her boyfriend? Why are people even defending Puncay? He never deserved to be defended in the first place.
what happened to funkdoc
>>90293509
beatboxing* lmfao
>>90293552
gave up speedrunning to tweet about wrestling
Do you guys remember the episode where ash caught a pumbloom?
>>90293552
He's full on FGC now.
>>90293552
He's posting right now >>90293548
>>90293201
>>90293509
lol then Dan can tell some of his amazing sex stories! This will be such a hype AGDQ rofl
>>90293643
ayyy
>fw grumps posting is the hottest meme of 2015
>fw jon with arin was the best youtube moments youve ever had
>>90293635
Don't remind me of Jon era grumps please :( It makes me sad every time
>>90293774
fw someone is using your memes wrong
I want to start a speed clique called the D Club.
Anybody from Europe that can tell me what time Caveman's runs start? And on what day?
>>90294023
wrong general
>>90293863
The douche club is already a thing though
>>90294023
Can the Fedora just die along with Bae, Yolo, Swag, and Twerk?
reminder that fw is shit
>>90294065
>Anybody from Europe
gross lol
Reminder that you should bully women for no reason besides them being women and we should idolize people that do so cause this is 4chan xD
>>90293548
I was just interpreting what I read on twitter. It may have been about the girl, but her boyfriend's name was also in the replies.
>>90294065
8.1.2015 10:05:00
and
8.1.2015 11:40:00
>>90294065
times on the schedule page are converted to your local time.
>>90294237
reed mate fuck off
>>90294372
Seriously, whats wrong with them?
>>90294445
Keanu Reeves?
>>90294372
I never said she wasn't a horse face. It's just childish to start blindly insulting someone for no reason besides attention
>>90294237
hehe yeaH POINTING out the obvious thatg peeople watrcgh her becasuse shse a girk and not a goiod speedcnruer is sooooooo serxisyt!!!1111
>>90294445
im literally GRINNING from ear to ear right now
Have you all gotten your agdq badges yet? Reminder you can't enter the convention without them, so don't forget them :)!
>sda oldboi is fading into obscurity
>creates bullshit drama on Twitter
>streams for the first time in months the next day
Seriously, fuck CarlSagan.
For the record I think Puncay is retarded and that what he said to that girl was rude.
>>90294572
>simpleflips made more money with his romhack runs than princesscesium did when she was dancing on the stripper pole in front of ugly retards. they didn't pay her much because when they looked in the mirror and compared themselves to the horse that is your gf, they realized that she was only but a small upgrade. if she danced in front of zombies or humans it wouldn't matter their dicks would still fall off because they lost all hope of using them after looking at that abomination. glueing your own pubes onto your face doesnt mean that you get laid, and if you're banging princesscesium then good for you i guess. personally, im not into beastiality, but w/e man if thats ur thing
>hehe yeaH POINTING out the obvious thatg peeople watrcgh her becasuse shse a girk and not a goiod speedcnruer is sooooooo serxisyt!!!1111
You missed the bigger picture here lol
>>90294839
Please don't bully Carl.
Reminder that a friend of Trihex is a friend of ours.
>>90294839
Is Trihex taking his side?
Cause they're all like butt buddies.
>>90294839
>sda oldboi
>creates drama
just kill yourself my man
>>90294917
But /srg/ hates Trihex too.
>>90294839
Pungay created the drama, CarlSagan just called him out on it
>>90294891
except he said that after all the white knights came out of hte woodwork to defend MUH LDADY S HONORU
all he did was post a picture of her fucking horseface on stream and said "i guess this is why peoiple watch princessretardedname"
>>90295140
Puncay just acted like a retard, Carl turned it into drama.
>>90294839
Why is his mic so shitty?jfc
Ion with a new mega meme 7 WR
>>90295374
based
why are people calling this shit drama?
is everyone so starved for drama and shit that they can't just wait till agdq?
where's garrison
>>90295150
And what do you think he meant when he said
>"i guess this is why peoiple watch princessretardedname"
Do you think it was just a friendly joke or a direct insult against her that since she is a woman the only reason people find her interesting in anyway is cause that they find her attractive?oh shit I forgot this is /srg/ where women are just empty shells that lacks personality and people only like them because of how they look
I was inactive a long time, so I have three questions:
Where is siglemic?
Whats with stiv? Who did he fuck?
>>90295140
The drama started because of Carl. Both the girl and puncay were done tweeting about it. She called him a retarded loser and ignored him.
There was absolutely no reason to go to town with the white knighting. Nobody thought Puncay's thoughts represented ~The Community~'s. It was clearly a bid for attention by Carl. Be sure to check out his Kaizo race next week!
>>90295535
i doubt anybody likes beneziaa for how she looks... thinking about it i don't think anybody likes beneziaa at all... so you're probably right
>>90295431
You don't enjoy appetizers before the main course? learn to live
>>90295535
you got a problem with that?
Leave. It's that simple.
>>90295516
cant play games good
4ever in D salt mines
>>90295535
i think it's the truth
>>90295626
reply #1
are nintendo 64 control sticks supposed to be really hard to press completely in a single direction? or is my controller literally just shit? its destroying my thumb.
>>90295701
Did you buy a knockoff controller?
>>90295535
stop speaking for other people, I don't give a fuck about women regardless of how they look
>>90295535
yes, of course people watch her for her fantastic personality and skillful sm64 play
How much would AGDQ earn ifKaceytronwere a speedrunner
>>90295140
no, carl wrote a pastebin about stuff that was non of his business
>>90295579
He is the fucking WR holder for one of the most popular games ever. OF COURSE HE IS REPRESENTING THE COMMUNITY! Where do you think people go to get involved in a community? They go to the most popular people and if the first thing they see is that the WR holder is slandering women for no real reason what kind of image do you think the new people will get of the community as a whole?
>>90295692
This only works if the post is b8
>>90295569
1. washed up/bored of speedgaming. plays smash now or something.
2. http://pastebin.com/7WNbviYR
>>90295884
guess how I know youre not from these threads
>>90295884
God, you really wanted this reply, huh?
>>90295884
no he's not
>>90295947
what about trihex and cosmo? where are they?
>>90295884
>community
I keep seeing this word when talking about speedrunning for some reason, it's really strange
>>90295884
>posting this here
I bet you're one of the people who thinks everyone from /srg/ shares the same opinion.
If people don't understand individuality then they are socially retarded.
>>90296124
/srg/ is a big circlejerk for the most part. stop trying to act like it is not allison
>>90295884
One solution is to use private messages, instead of making social or personal commentary on a public platform.
>>90296050
Trihex is still pretending he's a speed runner because his hug box friends encourage his behavior.
Cosmo is also playing Smash.
>>90295756
no, its an official controller. i just tried cleaning the stick and still its hard. it's horridly hard. it's almost impossible to spin bowser.
>>90296071
Not everyone is satisfied with grinding ILs in your obscure PC FPS game all by yourself with no other interaction with people besides when you need to submit your run to SDA and when your video gets 7 views on YT. Unless you are a 100% socially handicapped autist you enjoy sharing your speedrunning experience with others that feels the same way towards speedrunning
>>90295947
Thanks.
Did nobody takevoer SM64 by now? It's not on the schedule, if I see correctly.
>>90296050
trihex: http://pastebin.com/bY6WBvaS
cosmo: in a similar situation to sig. dropped speedgaming, picked up golden eye ILs for a bit, dropped it, publicly ridiculed SRL for being stagnating shit, plays smash
>>90296372
>others that feels the same way towards speedrunning
these are rare though, most people are just greedy shitters
>the tas block is family feud with twitch memes
amazing
>>90296372
epic projection
>>90296409
3 people have faster times than sig now
puncayshun 1:42:32
simply 1:43:10
cheese05 1:43:52
nobody from the sm64 community cares enough to run it at a gdq
>Trihex in 2012: Im going to become the human TAS
>Trihex now: i think i will kill myself
Trihex if your lurking dont do it bro.
>>90296124
There are 3 kinds of people that browse SRG.
People that are legitimately retarded and shouldn't use the internet in the first place who are responsible for the shitty "bully everyone" attitude these threads have adopted over time. See:
>puncayshun, yashi and cyberdemon
Then there are the mindless sheep that does whatever the retards are doing in order to fit in no matter how fucking retarded it might be. See:
>cyberdemons nuthuggershow the fuck did this happen?, people that defend puncay
And then there are people that actually talk about speedrunning but those people are overshadowed by retarded memers
>>90296409
no one important cares about AGDQ anymore
>>90296910
nice try, hexade
>>90296910
i can tell youre from reddit just from your posting style and obsession with creating a hugbox community
please go back there
>>90296251
i mean i didn't see them on the roster for AGDQ...but i never imagined all 3 were done with speedrunning...who's going to be the big name this year then? ZFG?
>>90296910
>r/gaming
>>90297030
you meant indexit?
>>90296910
reminder that you're not talking about speedrunning so you're either legitimately retarded or a mindless sheepprobably both
>>90296910
puncay isnt srg
Im going to make a list and trust me you dont wanna be on it.
>nobody has made a hentai doujin of the 2014 NTR story
>>90297215
I want to be on every list.
i will always remember the year 2014 as the year of cuck
am i the only one looking forward to KH at gdq this year?
i'm hoping BB will run,bizkit is good but he has zero personality and looks malnourished
spike of course will never have a record again probably...not after he got one and the same night sonic beat it
how did the thread get overrun with marathon shitters already? jesus christ
>>90297381
pretty crazy yeah. i guess these threads are doomed
Why is Stiv so alpha? I wished he fucked my wife and send me a video of it.
>>90297346
I just looked at a Chinese calender and sadly, 2014 wasn't actually the year of the rooster. It's 2018.
>>90297224
>implying hentai artists would care about some nerd convention
The girl wasn't even smoking hot.
>>90297374
when are you gonna run something at AGDQ Kheartz? Im interested to see your games.
>>90297374
Finally they can show everyone what awful speedgames KH games are so they can stop trying to force them in at every marathon they can. Last nail in the coffin.
>>90297374
>speedrunning an rpg
>watching a speedrun of an rpg
>>90296802
>>90297374
If there don't sing during Alantica i'm not watchin
>>90297374
isn't bb the retard that cried on twitter about people disliking the kh marathon layout? He should definitely hang himself
I am a masterbaiter. I get off to receiving replies from other users of the internet. You might think it is annoying but it gives me great pleasure.
>>90297542
>>90297562
it's been several years...why are you guys so mean?
KH2 runs are fun, especially on critical. If anything just donate for the Data Org fights, they're even better
>>90297678
people hate him because he took spikes record, but yeah that's him. He's better than the other KH runnersplus his sister is a qt
>>90297792
Post pics of sister.
>>90297737
Well master or no master you ain't getting a reply from m- OH
>>90297792
>it's been several years...why are you guys so mean?
Because if last night's drama proved anything is that this community is in need of bullies.And JRPGs are shit speedgames, m8
shoppable picture of duke's dad
>>90297792
>it's been several years
since what?
>>90297792
well if that's him then fuck him, let spike run it seeing as GDQs are more about entertainment
>>90297912
>Look what my son made for me!
>Isn't it cute?
>...huh? What? No, he's 22.
