The dream is dead
>News:
AGDQ 2015 (Jan 4-10) schedule:
http://bombch.us/bJz
>SRGM5:
19th-22nd December.
Schedule : srg.speedrun.tv
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
>>89721936
fucking demod this retard that keeps spamming shitty unfunny pictures like an autist
>>89722058
>nothing but spam in the srg chat
fucking demod those shitters
>>89721936
who are these people
>>89722212
>not knowing your lords and saviors
for shame, serg, for shame
What does sex feel like?
sweetjesus sweetjesus M O D B E N _ C N megusta megusta
Who is NicoTN and why does he have mod while m1 has nothing?
HomelessAnime
HOLY SHIT
twitch tv SRG5
>>89722465
>twitch tv SRG5
OH LOOK, it's fucking nothing
>>89722412
HomelessAnime is love
HomelessAnime ismeme
What is happening with the twitch account?
Why did the channel get taken down?
how to not be a failure at life:
>open chat userlist
>mod every familiar name
>modM1-Account and Geurge
>modother speedfriends
it's not that hard
>>89722942
Word, so simple
>cramers accent
:3c
>>89722701
ded doggy
>>89722940
I submitted about 50 fake reports
>>89722942
>not modding M1
How is it even possible to be this plebeian?
fw can't spam HornedAnime anymore
>>89723053
Agreed. Everything he says just sounds chill as fuck
>>89722942
http://strawpoll.me/3244419
start voting
>caring about an M next to your name
forever based
>>89722613
quit speedrunning and go get a real job and a real house Anime
>>89722701
Someone needs to submit an appeal stating that 'we' did not know Yashi was such a retard and that 'we' are very sorry.
>>89722942
>>89723125
As much as I like M1, we don't want this channel to get banned for pictures of lolis/little girls/anti-anti-pedophile propaganda
Can someone explain what happened? Especially what happened to Trihex?
>>89723365
pedos have spent their whole lives hiding their, uh, "tendencies". I'm sure he'll do just fine.
>>89723374
People were being breaking his nuts and he couldn't handle it.
![1212d273eb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8VY8Bj.jpg "1212d273eb[1].jpg")
>>89723623
pls
>>89723623
>>89723623
great jokeat least i hope its a joke
Chat has just turned into a faster, more retarded version of the threads.
I like it.
Does Heehee only have one fucking shirt?
>>89723623
beneziaa is an endless source of entertainment and i'm glad >we keep her around
>>89722314
the sex itself doesn't feel that great.
holding each other afterword and knowing that you have someone who will support you no matter what, thats the feel no anime can replace
>>89723865
He has two at least. He stole one from Bill (or Duke, I forget) at AGDQ 2014.
Man, at times like this during the SRG shitstream, I just have to sit back and watch iateyourpie, good commentary, great chat, nice stream, you should all go follow pie and wait for him to broadcast today
>>89723906
>holding each other afterword and knowing that you have someone who will support you no matter what
lol...
>>89723946
thank you for the lore
>>89723906
>the sex itself doesn't feel that great.
ur probly gey
This marathon fucking sucks. All of the best memes are exclusive to moderators and chat's too fast to insult the runner and/or the game being played.
>>89723906
>thats the feel no anime can replace
fucking normalfag
>>89723906
lmao get a load of this faggot
>>89723946
it was duke
he smelled duke's pheromones or something on the shirt and fell in love
>>89724265hot
>>89724137
screw the mods BE AN OUTLAW
>>89724137
if you are not a mod you are not srg, sorry
>The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations.
w-what happened?
>>89724607
but all of the mods aren't true /srg/ ???
>>89724657
yashi betrayed us
>>89724265
duke's got some hot ass phermones
>>89724657
We hitbox now
>>89724657
we got randalld
>>89724810
randall is a literal god
>>89724657
collective said we were "harassing" pie by having a shirtless picture of him. All of them reported us to Twitch
>>89724607
hahahahah i'm an oldfag i'm on 4chan since 2011 and you tell me i am not true /srg/ roflf kid nothin personell but this post just made me lmao out loud
Whoever has mod in chat: type
>/ban Yashichi
>>89724927
this low effort b8
why can't seckswrecks just hold baiting tutorials or something
>>89724741
jodi pls
he smells like a gas station
>>89724927
>2011
How new
>>89725083
no he smells like a musky sex beast
>>89725042
it was reverse psychology since you responded anyway
yashi needs to be bullied more
put this on stream
>>89721874
Is Shia our boy?
MGR run was hyphy as fuck
>>89725536
I'm warming up to Shia I must admit
>>89725602
part of the problem
>>89725536
>>89725602
fuck off OP
>>89725256
This is a no bully zone. I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your hateful words to yourself. For more information, please visit https://twitter.com/antibullyranger
Thanks ^_^
>>89725661
>>89725691
>63 seconds between posts
Th-thanks mods
>>89725760
>implying these faggots don't shitpost on cpu and mobile simultaneously
>>89725916
>implying i have a cell phone
>>89725916
>cpu
so why did cubeface gave his half life world record ? i'm sure there's drama but he won't say more
>>89725991
can't put it past these faggots, very well could be mac users
>>89725536
I think Shia Labeouf is a good mascot for this thread.
Evidence:
1) Autistically dedicated to his craft: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2793420/shia-labeouf-says-one-teeth-pulled-role-opposite-brad-pitt-upcoming-war-drama-fury.html
2) Can't handle the banter: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2557308/Shia-LaBeouf-brings-paper-bag-silent-tearful-performance-art-Los-Angeles.html
3) Irritable: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2787583/Shia-LaBeouf-confesses-Ellen-Hannibal-mask-spitting-cop-disorderly-conduct-arrest.html
4) Generator of memes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO0lCO3TIg
5) Despite being disliked by the public, capable of raising money and wooing celebrities: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=fury2014.htm http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/brad-pitt-praises-fury-costar-shia-labeouf-as-one-of-the-best-actors-he-has-ever-seen-9765193.html
When is my boy duke streaming? Is it safe to shower?
>>89726041
>macs don't have cpu
>>89726115
>missing monte
shower during crash 3 it's long and snug
>>89726129
>not understanding that cpu is an acronym for computer that is a catchall for both pc and mac
why so autistic, anon?
>>89726269
>acronym
>>89726269
>cpu is an acronym for computer
no it's not lol
>>89726269
>a smartphone does not have a cpu
>>89726269
Literally nobody says that, quit acting like a retard.
>>89726315
acronym, abbreviation, whatever
which begs the question again, why so autistic?
I think the marathon being banned for Horror porn is the perfect send off for srg.
Can we not make another thread after this and just let the doggy sleep?
>>89726384
CPU: Central Processing Unit, one of the many many parts that makes up a computer
>>89726393
fuck off back to /b/ Yashi you epic meemer
>>89726526
>being such a friendless NEET that you've never used CPU as an abbreviation for computer
Ever wonder why they call computer players CPUs in video games? Or do you sperg out about that as well?
>>89726393
this is just a perfect way to launch srg back to its former glory.
R E B O R N
tfw even zfg is depressing now
>>89726718
speedrunning is a depressing hobby
>>89726393
SERG LIVES TONIGHT
>>89726646
>using cpu as an abbreviation for computer
>see pee you vs com pu ter
>abbreviation
>not shorter than word itself
reminder that captain poopfist has done the most and most based restream work of anyone for /srg/
just don't forget it
white power
>>89727004
I haven't forgot you, poopy. You carried the first one or two marathons with the restreaming.
>>89727003
>being so retarded you don't realize cpu is shorter to type than computer
>doing mental gymnastics like a little bitch
Just when you thought chat couldn't get any shittier you memer did it
>>89727079
dude he carried spook and srg3 also
give me one good reason we haven't overthrown duke and made poopfist King of /srg/
>>89727330
>implying duke is still king
>>89727424
What is he the duke of?
>>89727330
Poopy is the true gooey center of /srg/. True /srg/ already know this.
>I watch srg marathons
>>89727486
Wales
>>89727508
>I hate Yashi
>>89727587
who?
thanks for letting cancer win yashi
Yashi was a bottom tier human being even before srg5. Why does anybody like that untalented 13 year old in a lackluster 19 year old's body?
that monte race with chat hidden is comfy as fuck
>>89727718
fuck off yashi
>>89727650
Beneziaaa
just a reminder that yashi is not banned from SRL and dug and cyber are
I'm at work, did the stream get banned AGAIN. I know it was banned last night due to nigger spam
>>89727587
underrated postI didn't get it until the punchline was spelled out for me ;_;
>>89727668
lol! I'm gonna steal this
>>89727668
kek
>>89727718
yashi is worse than hexade
>>89728032
>implying there's anything wrong with Hexade in the first place
>>89728032
>Yashi is worse than a quality /srg/ member
lol?
I need to poop
>>89728407
here's your reply
>>89728305
yes
Hexade is a harmless shitter that everyone can just ignore. Yashi keeps trying to bully people who are objectively better than him just so he can have a fraction of relevancy. Hexade acts like a whiny memey 12 year old, yashi acts like an edgy shoot-up-the-school 12 year old.
>>89727845
everybody hugs yashi's nuts for absolutely no reason
Rev up those /srg/ tier lists
>>89728134
after the nega containment channel was made he and minion quieted down
they are still mega autistic
>>89728634
Official People /srg/ Approved List version 1.4
THE OFFICIAL /srg/ APPROVED LIST
2dos
Blueglass
CavemanDCJ
cgn0
controllerhead
coolkid
Cyghfer
darkspinessonic
Dram55
doublestop
dugongue
duke_bilgewater
grav
gunnermaniac3
iateyourpie
Iceplug
iongavriel
Jodenstone
Licensetobill
lurkchan
Miles
mike89SDA
Naegleria
Newageretrohippie
noobest
ourwhitegoose
Ringrush
Saboom
shadowjacky
shaeden
skeletonbill
sva16162
thejmatt
zfg
ayy
https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/547172388350078976
Oh shit, LITERALLY OUR BOI is up next
>>89728857
why is skeletonbill approved?
>>89728858
inb4 trihex racing 2stop was just a ploy so he could could get people to pity him
>>89728810
the whole nega thing is completely retarded. literally nothing will ever come close to that shit
>>89728858
>trihex back to convincing himself he doesn't have to actually speedrun
nothing new
>>89726718
what happened?
>>89728858
>I -was not- expecting a huge outcry of support.
sure you weren't
>>89729115
>/srg/ jumping to conclusions again
lol?
>>89729021
literally just another irc channel for anyone who doesn't want to use #vg or get called out for blogging about life stuff
>fallout 3
ayy lmao
>>89729196
sure......
>>89727668
Remember that Uyama is the cancer killing speedrunning.
>>89728858
>I -was not- expecting a huge outcry of support
Fuck off Trihex
>>89729141
>>89729020
>>89729115
>/srg/ advertising trihex to appear in their marathon
>gets mad when he uses the marathon for extra support
>>89728858
>needs support for getting raped at a speedgame he has dedicated years of his life to
kekked
Trihex is such a fucking faggot, letting his nuthuggers get to his head again. He seriously needs to start over and get real.
>not thanking DSS for telling him to stop being a bitch nigga
stop bullying trihex!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZcOCTXOllQ
I still can't watch this without cringing inside
>>89729339
people probably expected him to man up instead of crying about tt on twitter, trying to shift the blame onto /srg/ when's hes willingly ran at like 3 marathons
THE STREAM IS FULL ON SHIT MODE WHY AREN'T YOU IN HERE?
>>89729551
That's not the video I asked for, post the video I asked for.
>>89729196
not to mention nega has the balls to actually ban seckswrecks, something pyat has yet to do in #vg
>>89729551
BASED MARATHON SHITTER
i love this run
>>89729659
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
>>89729680
>being this mad because seckswrecks baited you
lm a o
>>89729446
>>89729524
what happen to that nigga
>>89729021
NEGA was a great meme and still is, just on the strength of the butthurt generated by it.
The NEGA montage "interruption" was the best moment of srg4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxJqco6YUDA
http://pastebin.com/bY6WBvaS
>I feel incredibly insecure about speed running Yoshi’s Island.
VIDEO GAMES
>>89729817
it's very stale and the people that created it are two of the biggest shitters
>>89729551
based fucking /v/ shitter
doge xD
can someone explain to me why the mhc havent booted trihex yet
they must know how scummy he is doing this shit
Play this audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LDyOOK8FiM
i see yashi had to ruin it for everyone yet again
i can't wait to see duke fuck this kid up at agdq
>>89729475
DsS wasn't the first one to. I have, Lee did it before and werster time and time again. The thing about it is, he never seems to take the advice and just acts like it never happened the next day having his biggest fans consoling him. He needs to quit being around so many yes men like Carl Sagan who will never be 100% with him and get a reality check. This is just a cycle that's been going on for about 2 years now. I'll see him change when he actually does it.
>>89727718
>Used to respect him when I was getting into Bomberman Hero
>Thought his run was god tier
>He let his WR sit for months
>Didn't care when Kirkq snatched it
>Didn't bother to practice even after bhero got accepted into SGDQ
>Quickly gets eclipsed by me and Kirkq who pass the record around
>Got pissy every time I remind him to practice
>Acted like a dick/meme lord to me at SGDQto be fair I wasn't at my best at SGDQ at acted like a spaz a lot of the time
>Puts his smelly pickle next to my face while I was asleep because it was an epic joke
>Me and Kirkq keep up good commentary during the race, Yashi just gets mad cuz bad and all attempts to banter with him or bounce commentary off him just make him angrier
>Me and Kirkq finish close, Yashi trails behind by around a minute
Yashi, I'm fine if you don't want to put the effort into running because school. Your main game is TWW which isn't realistic to run while in college, but don't constantly try to stay relevant by acting like an ebin meme master instead of going fast and acting caustic when others try to be nice to you.
>mfw srgmarathon got banned forever
>>89730102
The stream when you and werster ripped into that bitch nigga was the best
even better was the pussy response on his ask.fm
you're the best duke
>>89730268
Don't forget to mention getting completely drunk and acting epic every waking second. He needs to chill out.
This has got to be the worst online marathon I've ever seen.
>>89730102
i thought that race might be a real wake up call but i guess not...
>>89730102
but this time will be different r-right?
>>89730593
based hasn't seen spookathon newfriend
nice Prank Call skip
>>89729551
>linking shit version aka not my version
:(
Put this on stream for sabooms run.
>>89730656
>/srg/ pretending the race was to help trihex and not try to bully him out of the community
>>89730268
The kid doesn't even seem human, he's just trying to be epic non stop. He seriously needs to sort it out, never liked his act anyway.
where were the memes duke. you said there would be memes
>>89730865
BASED SABOOM
wtf did i miss dukes stream?
>>89730931
yes
>>89730268
>dat reality check
>watch Hitbox
>perfect full quality stream
>watch Twitch
>laggy piece of shit even on medium
what the fuck are they doing over there
>>89731264
hippie...
>primetime snugboom
this keeps getting better
>>89731264
hippie...
>>89731314
>nuthugging Twitch
>conflicted
zfg is live during srgmarathon what do
How the fuck did we get someone as based as Saboom in here?
>Trihex, an underperforming speedrunner with a large chat, posts a long pastebin about his self-created issues to shield himself from negative attention, pulls the depression and stream anxiety cards
Legions of stream monsters come out defending him and basically giving him confirmation to continue creating anxiety for himself and slip further away from ever seriously going back to YI
>GoronGuy, an underperforming speedrunner wuth a large chat, posts a long pastebin justifying why he faked a run, pulls the depression card
Fellow speedrunners calling him an idiot/cheater/fraud and stream monsters hoping he gets better soon
>pvtcb, a speedrunner with a small chat who sets realistic goals for himself, posts a short pastebin explaining his severe mental and physical health issues and why he's retiring from speedrunning, doesn't mention depression, and thanks his speedfriends for being there for him
People post wishes for him to get well soon and say that they're going to miss him
Which one of these things is not like the other, /srg/?
>>89731464
>implying those cases are alike at all
>cherrypicking that hard
>>89729241
if it makes you feel better im not enjoying it
>>89731264
hippie...
>>89731464
I don't really get what you're going for here. Breastfeed me.
based captain saboom
will mhc block 2 actually happen or should i just stop giving a shit?
>>89731614
a little
Reminder that Yashi was the one who forced the 'hahahah niggers' meme
>>89731773
who said there'd be a second block?
>>89731834
i never found that to be funny
>>89731834
Thought that was Pyatters?
can someone mod me
>>89731834
if you have an actual source for this, I vow to shitpost Yashi into oblivion
caitelady's in chat
ask for tit pics
Reminder that Yashi kept checking the threads during SGDQ and started saying ayy lmao in person
>>89731834
duke will deal with him at agdq
>>89731852
duke promised it on stream yesterday
>>89731920
pyatters posted the hahaha niggers tweet long after the hahaha niggers posting died down
whats the pvtcb pastebin
>>89731968
tom will fuck u up
>>89731464
trihex is the only white guy of those 3
>>89731968
>wanting to see a topless male
>>89731464
yeah but pvtcb is a nice guy and I only wish him the best. i could give a fuck less about trihex or goronguy
>>89732185
This. Anyone who can bootyblast SJWs merely by saying the word "autistic" is cool in my book.
>>89731464
pvtcb legitimately has autism. He's a nice guy.
Trihex is a shitter, but he's pretty cool.
Fuck Goronguy.
>>89732297
https://twitter.com/YashichiDSF/status/446597485742415872
>>89732331
Agreed on all fronts. Don't know how anyone can feel bad for GoronGuy, considering he's an absolute cunt. I remember when he posted a picture of Bananas' prom picture, literally /b/-tier faggotry
Saboom is too pure for this shit, it makes me embarrassed to be affiliated with /srg/. I can't watch.
Holy fucking shit geurge stop covering the gamefeed for the best run.
put that shit on the side and if it doesn't fit just remove it
>>89732546
For real mate stop doing this shit
>>89732485
Reminder that Puncayshun btfo Yashi, and Yashi got so butthurt he tried to call him a NEET as an insult
>>89730102
>>89732485
any respect i had for yashi is gonei never respected him
>>89732682
When else has this happened besides at srgm5?
>>89732485
Lmao, someone just bully this kid the fuck out
>>89732763
srgm3
>>89731464
Shit. I was wondering why I hadn't gotten one of the emails in a bit. Thanks for pointing that out.
>>89732763
AGDQ 2012, SGDQ 2012, AGDQ 2013, SGDQ 2013, AGDQ 2014, SGDQ 2014, that one time he spent months practicing ILs and broke down crying live on stream because his first full run wasn't WR
I love this posting old tweets meme
>>89732763
AGDQ 2013
>wake up
>check stream
>banned
>>89732864
me too yashi
>>89732763
Agdq 2012
Sgdq 2012
Agdq 2013
srg1
Sgdq 2013
srg2
srg3
Agdq 2014
srg4
Sgdq 2014
srg5
>>89732682
Maybe the ............... tricycle.
hitbox is killing my computer
>>89732884
we memebox now
>>89732884
memebox/srgmarathon m8
>>89732851
what did he hype at SGDQ 2014? and wasnt his run at AGDQ pretty good minus the fire alarm?
>>89732485
all bark and no bite. You need to be a runner with good times before you start shit talking and acting like you are all that or your opinions on the community matter.
>>89732912
>>89732682
perfect.
