>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://strawpoll.me/3968111
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
I want to kill myself but can't because I need to get Global Elite.
You might think this is a joke. It isn't. I've wanted to kill myself for a long while now, probably since around 12 years old. The only thing that alleviated my depression when I was younger was Counter-Strike: Source. It was the best game I'd ever played. I swore to myself when I got bored of CS:S (two years after GO came out) that I wouldn't kill myself until I was GE. I didn't count rank 10 FaceIt, because, well, it sucked. Now that I'm DMG, I don't know what to do with myself. I still want to die, but I can't just keep pushing it off until the next rank up. I'm addicted to the game, yes, but I'd like to have some motivation to live other than a video game. I feel so pathetic. I've attempted suicide twice before and been admitted to a ward for two weeks once, which only made things worse. What else is there to live for? People generally bore or upset me. I have a girlfriend, friends, family, pets, a job, everything I could really ask for. I'm not allowed to get medication as I'm still under my parents insurance. I'm working on going back to therapy, but my parent's think my depression is just in my head. I'd really love some advice, or just someone to talk about random shit online with.
I hope people don't see this as some kind of joke. Just writing this has helped, to some degree.
Thanks.
>>121279402
it's gonna get better senpai
>tfw my team would rather pick up an AK than an awp
"We can't buy an AK, but you can buy an AWP"
desu i go to plebbit for csgo news because it's faster onto things than hltv
but goddamn they're fucking retarded, it legitimately makes me angry how retarded the userbase there is
it's just one big circlejerk but has no self-awareness like /csgog/; it's like watching the autistic kid in class talk about how his goal in life is to be cast as doctor who
>>121279569
M4A1 is better than an AK anyways.
>>121279569
maybe you're a shitter and they can actually kill with the ak?
>>121279402
Is this pasta
>open 3 infernos and 2 dust cluj cases i got from the streams
>sell the skins but before that scrape all the stickers
AHAHAHAHA I AM AN EVIL GENIUS
>>121279736
Kind of https://m.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/3dzqau/i_want_to_kill_myself_but_cant_because_i_need_to/
Anime above everything else.
>>121279402
>think my depression is just in my head
well it is...
>>121279583
Why does leddit like Semmler so much again? He spends half his time casting sucking french cock and half of the fucking frontpage or whatever it's called is just him. Why does it matter what he says? They seem to imply he is the one making decisions whereas he's just some caster than people might occasionally talk to at a lan
cheap god tier ramen:
1 packet beef/roast beef ramen
1 frozen hamburger patty
spices you prefer
Turn on 2 burners of your stove, one to cook the patty and one to cook the ramen. cook the patty tell one side is brown, then flip it and cut it into small chunks. Add prefered spices to the boiling ramen (i used hot sause, laweries, a1, pepper, salt) and let it boil. The noodles should turn soft. Let the hamburger chunks cook until they are fully cooked through, then dump them into the ramen. make sure to include any grease in the pan, it adds flavor. let the ramen simmer for 5-10 minutes for the beef and noodles to absorb the flavor. Serve and enjoy!
Allu is so fucking bad. How is he even part of the pro scene? Fucking mongol.
- Allu
+ Maikelelele
http://strawpoll.me/5920971
can anyone post a link to the csgo blog where
a) the cache skin collection was added
b) the overpass/cobble skin collections were added
thank
thorin being a real nigga right now
>>121280102
nah
>>121280216
oh ok
no thank
>>121280056
>implying newbabbies even know what ibp were curbed for
128 tick is for PROS
http://en.intelextrememasters.com/news/introducing-the-intel-extreme-masters-san-jose-csgo-broadcast-team/
>memechine
>le family show man
>affirmative action
>joe 'dont worry guise im relevant still!!!' miller
something tells me maniac's english is pretty shite as well
I dunno what you lads think of sadokist, but I'll take him any day over the ESL cancer. I'd like to see him and henryG develop some serious banter as they get to know each other more
>>121280056
summary?
allu is terrible desu senpai
>>121280401
oh god i hate esl so much
so which one of you is maikelele's ex-gf? i think she shitposts in /csgog/
>Definitely using hacks:
Niko
Oskar
KQLY
>Probably using hacks:
Guardian
Flusha
Happy
Anyone else to add?
>>121280196
based
>>121280056
shiet i didn't recognize dazed without glasses
>>121280537
stewie2k, rooroo
>>121280537
>Flusha not in the definitely using hacks tier
He just lifts his mouse bro
>>121279706
kek I am topfragging for my team so no
>>121280537
Glad to see happy in that list.
Can confirm his aimlock is in his glasses.
>>121280698
He's still not as obvious as someone like Niko. He's an old legend who always more or like played like that.
Why is everyone all of a sudden talking about ex-ibp?
>>121280537
kio
>women
not even once
>>121280698
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case. Whenever I review my own demos, there are times where I'm turning and my crosshair will land on a wall first because I can't get to where I want fully without lifting 2-3 times.
Golden dorito to when?
https://twitter.com/fnaticFlusha/status/661545575679176704
what does this mean senpaitachi
>>121280958
>>121281316
I'm unsure. He sometimes flickshots while doing it and gets kills through smoke with it. The frequency of its occurrence leads me to be extremely doubtful of flusha being a legitimate.
post THAT bet boys
I miss that scout. But I still think they should be unbanned.
>>121281553
The frequency is like, 15 webms though. Meanwhile, he's played hundreds of matches with a minimum of 16 rounds each match.
https://twitter.com/katjamorgun
lamo
>>121280537
Edward.
https://youtu.be/E6-wly9eXl8?t=53m16s
>>121281963
everyone already knew that maikelele had a small dick desu senpai
>>121281449
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>121281449
who knows
some kind of euro "humor"
hey guys just wondering why happy is allowed to cheat
thanks
>>121281963
>thinks she's embarrassing anyone but herself
women are so stupid
>>121282868
they are trying to make him some kind of E-sport commercial superstar. It's all for the dosh.
gonna go buy 2 burgers and post pics here!
get ready :)
>>121280696
stewie is probably the number one most likely to be cheating player in the scene right now
>>121283868
shit senpai I'm about to buy some burgers too
>>121283952
whoa post pics! mine are gonna be a bit since i need to go to the bank first then walk around town
I feel like I only win matches where I go huge and at least 30 bomb
the ones where I mid frag I literally never win is there something that causes this
>tfw team has a 2v1 and instead they want to play two 1v1s
>>121284132
have you ever played a match where you feel like your team is sucking shit and so are you then you win like 16-8 and you drop a high 20? i hate that feel but it's funny
>>121284132
>>121284374
The last week I've been completely carrying (30+ kills) every time my team loses, but whenever I get a win I'm at the bottom of the scoreboard.
>>121284682
u probably bait the shit out of everybody and """""""""""""""""""""""lurk""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" so you can only win when your team can win 4v5
100
I hate it
What do CSGO people call each other?
You know like Dota = Dotards, LoL = League Babbies, etc
>>121282868
the game is random as shit and people need idols to look up to, so they need to create them artificially as it's just not possible to be consistent in csgo
>>121286474
gotards
>>121284317
hello reddit
>>121286474
Neck yourselfs
>Inb4 someone says I made that term famous :DDDDD ebin
>>121286870
i'm the poster who made the series of posts that the guy who started the neck yourself term replied to with neck yourself
whats the best furfag gun skins
>>121287015Fuck off.
should i eat my burger when i order it or take it home and enjoy with a brew
my dad started the neck yourself meme
>>121287189
Always at home
>>121286474
we call each other bro a lot
>>121287189
Addendum, they sell brews at both places i'm getting burgers
>>121287189
make sure not to make eye contact with the clerk anon!
>440 hours
>SMFC
>have 5 phoenix boxes, battle scarred elite build ak and some shitty white p250 skin
how the fuck do i get skins i keep losing bets + drops are non existant these days
>>121287494
no thanks, i'm not a sperg. also clerk? you mean cashier?
What does Vladyslava do?
Is she like the general cum dumpster of the whole CIS scene or what?
>>121288520
No she is the queen of /csgo/Anyone got that webm?
....... do people actually play fantasy esports?
>>121280423
what do you mean? they fixed matches and then tried to hide it
>>121288172
anon, a nice boy like you shouldn't be making eye contact. please keep your eyes down and dont let anybody take advantage of you.
>>121289283
uhhh gotards
>>121289283
Do they? Don't tell me that Vulcun shilling from pros actually works
>>121287245
nah we call eachother senpai desu
>"on spot"
which nova skin is the best?
>>121291389
walnut, imho
pretty but not overbearing
>>121289283
Alphadraft/Vulcun are for money laundering
Is betting on every single low percent team (<30%) a good strat? Or will you eventually just run out?
'FNS has to spread his arms while taking a shower or he falls thru the drain.'
Do you play better before or after you fap?
>>121291725
>is betting exclusively on percentages rather than knowing the teams
no
>>121286474
we call each other "counter strike: global offensive buddies"
>>121280056
>71% no
Call 4chan shit if you want, but the userbase here will never be as self-righteous as the hypocritical crusaders on Reddit.
>>121293032
Before, always. Not fapping always help me peform better.
yo someone reply to me
thanks senpai
>>121294016
I just fapped but I wanna play but I don't wanna lose at the same time because I just ranked up on supreme and Im already -1 lose.
://///////////////////////////
>>121286994
no that was me actually
I'm LE, constantly ranking up since my start last spring at Silver 2 and top fragging most of the time. Does that mean I'll get gud someday?
>>121295026
it literally was not
>>121294162
hey
>>121294848
what does it matter you cant derank anyway just grab your free global
>>121295058
no everyone is just absolute shit
POST 'EM
>>121295067
i said it like 6 times
>>121295257
>go knife
>not source knife
neck yourself
left click left click right click is literal cod tier easy
>>121295136
Nevermind I just got in a game with my mfe smurf :^)
>>121293989
I can't understand a permanent ban for this sort of shit, and do not understand the thought process behind the people who think throwing a match for (insignificant) profit deserves such a harsh measure.
From what I've read people are mostly angry that they lied about it, but if you actually put yourself in the players shoes it is very understandable. Hell, even semmler went through a list of points in his recent rant where he had all these excuses that I'm pretty sure he at least considered semi-valid, so people are having some level of empathy here, but then they completely throw it out of the door when they reach the lying part.
Do they not understand that the players thought a major part of their life was burning down around them? They were probably scared as shit, and made the wrong decision under duress. I do not see how this deserves a permanent ban from competing. I am sure that most people calling ibp out would end up bitching out and lying about it if they were in the situation where the only proof against them was something that you could just say was bullshit.
What a bunch of fucking faggots.
>>121295257
>mouse: check
>knife: check
>waifu: ...
gtfo
>>121295312
if you're saying that you said "neck yourself" 6 times, that is not what i am arguing. i was saying that i was the poster who had all the neck yourself posts directed at, thus i was the cause of the neck yourself maymay.
>>121280056
why did Ska get away? he played like shit as well
>>121281963
good god this womyn gets me hardcute shitposting
>>121295739
i revived the lenny face meme on reddit and i was the first person to post the ok emoji mao
fucking cod squeakers s2g
>inferno mm ct-side
>squeaker "hello guys first time playing this map!"
>wtf kid
>they want 3a, 2b
>go b twice even though they call me "retard" for it and tell me to go a
>it's obvious they're gonna go b but go a anyway to keep team happy
>Ts rush b and win, twice
>write "fuckin noob team"
>squeaker and some slav start talking shit
>trying to votekick me
>"kek lads trying to kick a carrier?"
>grief for a bit, get bored as they haven't kicked me, start carrying again
>finish 13-16 loss, 3:2 kdr, and carrying
>squeaker is bottom frag and negative kdr with 2 other players
coulda won it if it wasn't for squeaks
no uprank for me tho
minimum 15 age requirement when?
>>121295763
he did not profit from the act
honestly the entire uproar is nonsensical
people burn dazed at the stake for being the ringleader
but then they also burn steel at the stake for being the ringleader
they say that swag should be unbanned just because he was underageb&, because obviously the day you turn 18 you suddenly burst into awareness of the world around you
people don't even mention azk because he was a quiet autist
i think a large part of the hate for dazed and steel are because they are not quiet autists so they must be the big bad men that terrorized the poor souls of swag, azk, and skadoodle
stupid stupid stupid
>>121296968
damn look at those FUCKING lips ROFL
>>121295609
Agreed. If you do something "wrong", and then you're potentially going to face dire consequences, what incentive do you have to admit to it?
It makes no sense to expect that.
>>121295257
Good choice, senpai! Maki is best girl!
>>121297630
Further, I guarantee a significant portion of these people have done something wrong in their lives and denied it until they were caught.
It's just a nonsensical thing to focus on, in my opinion.
>14-14 while they are on eco and we have like 6k each
>we are winning the round, 2 of them already dead
>suddenly, everyone of us disconnects at the same time
>we all reconnect, round lost
>we all have ~1.7k because of rejoining
never been so salty at a loss
>>121295257
>>121299069
>favorite weapon
>knife
uhh
>>121299365
I thought knives were weapons.
>>121299439
They're tools.
>>121299524
A weapon is a tool...
>>121299524
My dick is a tool that I put in your mother.
>>121295257
>>121295257
my man
>>121295257
>>121300047
You've got to be an average Global Elite if you use Steelseries LOL
>>121300185
>not using SteelSeries
>>121295257
what noise does a duck make?
>>121301084
quack
>>121301084
i don't remember haven't left house in a long time
Does this kind of thinks work anon?
http://shop-csgo.org/?click=163148
>>121301084
EOEEESG
>Comp
>Enemy walling like mad
>Not even trying to be stealthy about it
>His aim is still shit
>End up going 16 to 7
Why do shitty players think walls alone will help them?
>>121300047
fuck off issashine
>>121295257
>>121298080
>>121299069
>>121300047
>>121301039
>>121302789
why do you all have bad mice?
If you favourite the
>>>/vg/csgog
page you can have instant access to /csgog/ threads instantly
>>121303182
G303 is a great mouse though. Shroud is one of the best aimers in the game and he uses it.
>>121303182
because getting to GE doesn't require a good mouse
OWNED
>>121303247
>shroud uses it so that means I should too
if shroud ate his own shit before a match do you think it would make you good if you did it to?
>>121303298
thats the point of my post
those are all trashy "gamer" mice lol
i got to global with a $20 mouse
>>121303431
>shroud uses it so that means I should too
Shroud uses it therefore it's not much if at all an inhibitor.
>>121303431
well what mouse would be a good mouse then
>>121303487
if shroud wore wet diapers when he played matches do you think you should too
>>121303495
a non "gamer" shitty one
>>121303580
ok I'll use a 5 euro mouse it surely will be much better than my current mouse thank you for your input
>>121303757
>being mad because you bought into gamer gear
>start game
>on fire
>19 frags first half
>only 4 second half
i fucking hate this
>>121303970
Yes I'm mad that you don't even have arguments to say that they're bad mice except IT'S MY OPINION XDXDXDXD
>>121303580
>if shroud wore wet diapers when he played matches do you think you should too
It's less that I should use wet diapers, and more that wet diapers are not inhibiting Shroud (and thus me) in any significant way.
There's no reason to take your analogy at face-value though, because you'd have to demonstrate that the negatives of eating shit are comparable to the negatives of using the G303. What negatives are there?
>flusha is still not banned
Explain this gotards
>>121304242
Why would he be banned? You have to break rules to be banned.
>>121304242
>pay to be whitelisted from VAC
>banned never
it's that eZ
>>121303580
There are a lot of places where 'gamer' is a terrible thing. Gamer headsets are complete trash and will have the mic break, you're better off buying a proper set of phones and a desktop mic. Gamer monitors are trash unless they boast a higher refresh rate. But mice? A good mouse sensor is actually kinda useful, and a good gaming mouse is also going to feel really good. My Zowie EC2 is the single most comfortable mouse I have ever usedthough the build quality is trash
> have a gaming chair, gaming desk, gaming lamp, gaming monitor, gaming glasses, gaming monitor, gaming mousepad, gaming arm sleeve, gaming keyboard, gaming mouse, gaming headset, gaming glove, gaming pc, gaming air conditioner, eat gamer food and take gaming adderall
>only mge
yo wtf
>>121306034
whats a gamer food
>>121306189
it decreases your metabolism
hello the burgers have arrived
>>121306941
u gonna share bro?
>>121306941
Holy fug that looks delicious. I've been taking a break from going to restaurants for while.
>>121306941
please input your stance on gamer things before continuing in this thread
>>121307143
>tfw I haven't been to a restaurant for at least 5 years, and haven't had fast food in a year
>>121307153
u b u senpai
>>121307436
>shitposter is over 21years old
That's a bit sad.
>>121297419
me on the left
>>121307528
Do you dislike burgs?
>>121307436
>root beer
>halo
>spending money on free games
disgusting
>>121279402
If your brain is fucking you over by producing or not producing whatever chemicals that make you feel this way you need to see a doctor.
>>121307436
>two whole burgers plus fries
Holy fuck I hope that's the only thing you ate today you fat fuck.
>>121307829
That's actually to buy undertale. And it's hard rootbeer ;)
>>121306941
>>121307238
>>121307436
I dislike this meme
>>121308001
t. europoor
>>121308001
all i had before these burgers was two beers, and i'm probably gonna only eat half the burgs. i just wanted to feel like a burger king
>>121308006
>not having a credit or debit card
;)
>play with friends one rank higher then me
>carry them hard 5 games in a row, top fragging each and winning each one with a margin
>still not ranking up
What a shitty game.
>>121295257
The only non faggot template possible. Just put your own weapon instead of mine, any other choice is fueled by faggotry.
shorts are for c
>>121308627
>calling other people a faggot
>using that mouse
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>121286474
gogurts
>>121308627
>flip knife
>non-faggot
>>121308761
>2015
>MX510 doesn't exist
>buy the closest thing which is literally this mouse
>"LOL0OLOLOLOL THAT MOUSE"
It's pretty simple, unless you're a pro with sponsors, if you do not use this mouse you are either a bandwagon newfag that is stuck in GN2 or someone with different tastes that I respect.
You obviously are a faggot stuck in GN2.
>>121308942
i got global with a $20 mouse retard
tfw silver
>>121308994
>GE
>good
Dude, I'm literally unranked and I shit on GEs 100% of the time. Git gud.
>>121308942
whatever you waifuless loner
hello am 48 year old mann from somalia. sorry for my bad england. i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and im Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my storY . . .
>have russian on my team
>we're fucking american
>like what
>whatever, maybe they aren't so bad
>continuously asks if we speak russian
>investigates our inventories like he's fucking nancy drew or some shit
>asks for skins and cases
>makes callouts in russian
holy fucking shit
>>121308942
g400s exists you retard
>>121308942
G502 is way too heavy of a mouse. Use the G402 instead.
>>121308334
like actually, how do you think i bought this shit? rofl.
>>121310005
cash
retard
FCKKM THIS LAG
FCKKM THIS LAG
FCKKM THIS LAG
FCKKM THIS LAG
>>121309381
This is what Scandinavians have to deal with every single match.
>>121310004
>hurr durr heavy mice are shit
I'm using the G700sI know it's a meme mouse but it's still a very good mouse.
>>121310056
After seeing it first-hand, I'm so sorry. Americans have it good it seems.
why are brits commentating NA vs NA matches
pretty dank tbqh
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=476767498
>using a gayming mouse
lmao
>>121309952
400 is perfect for people who like light mice, yes.
>>121310004
And that's why I got the 502. Exact same grip as previous models while being heavy enough. I'm a claw grip but I like them heavy, like my tits.If you're a waifufag, you're SOL.
>>121310919
Poorfag detected.
U jelly?
>>121310948
Is there such a thing as a good player who prefers a heavy mouse?
>>121310792
because there are no UK teams to cast since they suck so much at the game
>>121311043
A lot, actually. But I'd agree that logically people who can only play with heavy mice are mostly "high rank", but not pro.
>>121311145
When I say "good" I mean around premiere or invite.
>>121310056
scandinavians best csgo players I've ever played with not even kidding. Everytime I have scandinavians in my team I know its gonna be a good game. Can you explain that?
>>121312238
They have the highest average IQ's among whites. That entails faster mental reaction times and all that.
It's no wonder they dominate games like CS:GO.
They'd still get shit on by Koreans or other East Asians if CS:GO ever took hold there, which doesn't seem likely.
>>121312660
>azn
>fps
>>121280537
I know Oskar IRL and he doesnt hack, Czechs are just autistic and never wanted to play in international teams because muh patriotism, not until now that is.
>>121312238
Playing video games is not seen as a social stigma over here and people play video games all their lives. European parents are generally not as strict when it comes to video games either, so kids can play for as long as they like growing up. Faster to adapt since we've been playing games for so long, I assume.
>>121312897
>if CS:GO ever took hold there, which doesn't seem likely.
>>121313075
White American parents aren't measurably more strict than White European parents brah.
>>121313153
asians just simply cant play fps
>LG
>CLG
Ez LG
>>121313195
Ya thats why I shitpost in D2general that they are playing asian mans esport.
the only white man esport is CS:GO period.
apparently lem accounts are worth like $30
brb quitting my job
>>121313396
okay
>>121313396
What can you do with $30
lol
>>121313396
>>121313789
>>121314115
neck yourself
yo senpaitachi hook me up with skines :^)
>>121313396
>10 games to get a rank
>30 minutes or so for most games
>300 minutes average to get a rank not including you have to be decent at the game
>5 hours for $30
you're making 5 dollars an hour if you actually do this which is lower than minimum wage
ameriburgers, what game to watch right now, liquid vs br or c9 match?
>>121313195
Sure they can. There just isn't a F2P competitive FPS.
I have heard that Asians have problems with motion sickness in FPS games, and maybe that is an important factor, but then Asians being worse at FPS games than whites has to do with something other than raw skill and intelligence in gaming.
>>121314487
You need to get level 3 too, so that's about 3-4 hours. Plus the $14,99 for the csgo unless it's on sale.
>>121314487
>be a NEET
>suck at the game
>can still get LE easily
BRB gonna start doing this.
>>121314487
its actually worse than that
>pay $6 for an account on g2a when they go on sale
>play 10 hours of casual or valve dm to get rank 3
>play 10-15 hours to get the 10 wins
>get place in lem and sell the account for $30
>1 or 2 bucks an hour
but i'd be playing csgo whether I'm getting paid or not
>>121315165
you'd be making close to what pros make
>>121315271
this desu
>>121315165
You didn't think about the power bill !
>pay $6 for an account on g2a when they go on sale
>play 10 hours of casual or valve dm to get rank 3
>play 10-15 hours to get the 10 wins
>get place in lem and sell the account for $30
>1 or 2 bucks an hour
>Pay $5-7 average for the power used over that time
>Sell it for $30-35
It'd be easier to be the guy that buys peoples smurfs for low and sells them for higher.
why does faceit use ebot instead their own bot (^ANNA or however is it called)?
>>121315271
desu i bet tier 3-4 pros are probably the guys boosting people to global for 5 bucks a win
>>121291389
Bloomstick looks nice but its kinda expensive, rn i have a souvenir walnut from cologne 2015 with a Taz autograph
>>121315480
the point is that I spend 30 hours a week playing csgo anyway, might as well make 20 bucks doing it
Global is Easy. Cevo and ESEA pugs are easy. Where do I go from here?
why are these threads ded outside of international majors?
>>121316563
Join a team and go pro
>>121316578
no waifu to talk about
who browsing from work here
NEETS do not reply
>>121316696
what kind of work do you do and how do i get a job like that?
>>121316563
add good people on esea and form a team
stop cheating in my game you turbonerd kennyfag
am I good now
CLG should take this considering LG just got back from a rough trip and got trashed an hour ago, right?
>>121317796
Not until you play in the best team in the world.
>tfw u try stretched 1024
c o z y
would you date cadian
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