Cripplefucking General #2348
Hanako's birthday 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>73185248
for Miki
>>73185301
Miki a nigger.
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
I saw a blind person.
For good ideas with horrible executions
>>73185249
gf
>>73185301
Miki the Liar, Stole Hanako's cakes.
>>73185431
That face. Hiaso's all like "sleep my autistic child" and Rin's all "I have autism, lets sleep"
Miki has the most potential to live a completely normal life.
>>73184482
Wait...so I'm going to die trying to apologize to Akira (or at least someone who looks like her irl)?
That...both sucks, and doesn't make any sense.
>>73185628
Have you tried to do things with just one hand?
Also, Hanako.
>>73185628
What the flying fuck is Misha?
>>73185718
Misha is a girl. If you didn't know that then you should go outside more anon.
>>73185810
>implying Misha isn't dick girl
>>73185431
>good ideas with horrible executions
Sounds like my life
>>73185643
Don't worry
You'll figure it out somehow
>this thread still exists
>>73186069
I wonder how Hisao will be amusing for her.
>>73185945
kek
>>73185694
Living a normal life with scars when you're extremely shy looks hard.
>>73186142
I think she'd like amusement parks for some reason
Don't you people run out of things to talk about after 20 or 30 of these threads let alone nearly 2.5k of them
For doing stuff to your waifu
>>73186204
Don't you people get bored of asking this question after 20 or 30 times let alone nearly 2.5k times?
>>73186353
Who are you replying to?
For hatred, war and the futility of hope.
Which katawa would you go timetravelling with?
>>73186463
>>73186434
>>73186252
I done fucked up. Meant to reply to that one.
>>73186252
Thanks doc.
>>73186069
I hope you're right Kenjibro ;_;
>>73186463
>>73186252
It's just repeating the same discussions and pictures every single thread. People have even made their own copypastas that they post every thread, usually at the beginning for the first 100 or so posts. I said in the early days that it would kill the threads because take anything meaningful and do it over and over- doesn't mean anything after a while when it stops being a conscious thing with feeling behind it and it's just mindless habitual compulsion, does it? It's basically Groundhog Day the thread with a bunch of unmotivated faggots crying about how ronery they are.
Their waifus couldn't save them.
>>73186601
Dying next to Akira wouldn't be too bad anyway
>>73186621
thanks for sharing
>>73186483
Rin. America. 1880s.
>>73185248
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANA!
I LOVE YOU!
>>73186483
Rin
>>73186660
I still don't see where death comes in though.
We switched dress shirts, and then we were about to say "i'm sorry"
Does a bomb go off or something?
I just don't know what to think
>>73186940
You gonna get murdered for breaking up with her Anon.
Chicks don't dig rejection.
I'm in love with Hanako IkezawaAnd I wish I could give her a better birthday
>>73186940You get stabbed from behind, and hear something as you lose consciousness..."Ara ara anon, I told you not to make my sister cry"
>>73185365
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
>>73185141
I REALISE
THAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
MAKING AN EPIC MEME
>>73187284
Women can't stab for shit.
Where is newfag? I need to spam Emi again.
>>73187284
That...That sounds horrible.
I don't wanna die like that.
I wanna make things right with Akira ;_;
>>73187696
He might be sleeping, we don't know where he's from.
>>73186569
I have a sudden urge to pick up Pyro again and go Medic hunting
>>73187808
>>73187802
God dammit. I lost the 2 last threads or so. Did he finish Rin?
Dumb question. Where does ara ara come from, I don't remember it.
>>73187696
You know he did Emi first right (I'm pretty sure basically everyone did, whether they wanted to or not)
>>73187839
Yeah he finished. Last post I saw of him was him screencapping the final scene.
>>73187928
My, my.
>>73187839
Yes, he actually got the good ending.
I think he's doing Shitzoon now.
Check the last thread, it's still alive.
>>73146489
>>73187928
It's just a translated My,my.
>>73187928
Yes, he finished Emi with the bad ending first. And because of this, i've been spamming Emi every time he posts. He said he'd try to get the good ending before doing Lilly. You didn't notice me before?
Who oddball pairings here?
>>73187928
>I'm pretty sure basically everyone did, whether they wanted to or not
Naw, even though I wasn't sure how the game works, I wanted Hanako, and I just avoided doing stuff that gravitate to any other girl.
It is kinda silly that you can't get Lilly/Hana if you just decide to run a bit harder.
>>73188130
I like my pairings like I like my tea.
Vanilla.
>>>/vp/19946950Hi, Anonymous!
>>73188283
Suzu's got a bit of a bulge there.
>>73188371
>implying that's Suzu
>>73187928
I got Lilly's neutral my first time
>>73188494
>lying to your gf
Real smooth.
>>73187928
Yeah, i did get Emi's save ending the first time.
Crapawa shitjo is not a game.
>>73188771
>capital C
Doc, doc, something feels odd.
>>73188528
I don't think I did, did I?
>>73188953
Yes, you did.
>>73188771
Doc, I'll need a stronger dose. Like that Rin and Nomiya gif. You know the one.
>>73188953
Only way you can get Lilly's neutral end is by lying.
>>73188494
>>73188179
yeah I think I COULD have gotten Lilly or Hanako if I had played with that goal in mind. I was more of a "go where the winds take me" on my first run, leaning towards Rin. So I got stuck with Emi.
Funny how listening to your healthcare provider gets you on Emi's route. I think he was trying to set you up. He gets Emi a confidant and saves Hisao from dying in one move, he seems like a busy guy. Would appreciate the efficiency.
>>73189005
>>73189081
It says 'Drop the subject' on the flowchart.
Not mentioning something isn't lying.
Never lose your flames, /ksg/.
>>73189089
Well, in Emi's route, you get healthy, you get feels and you get the lemon-scented scene.
So, remember children, always listen to your doctor when he tells you to exercise with his loli friend.
>>73189261
All flames must one day falter.
Most of our firekeepers are gone.
>>73189261
Yes, the fires rises!
>>73189261
Even throught the darkest days, this fire burns
Always
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i8Q-R9En8Y
>>73187724
Too bad.
Youza gonna be died
>>73190342
dat fugin music DAT
FUGIN
MUSIC
God damn it I can't handle that OST
Is ksg dead?
>>73192359
Dead on Hana's birthday.
:(
Post Hanako songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQxa7zIym6A
>>73192557
Just like HER PARENTS HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>73192557
All our celebration shitposting was yesterday. Fucking Australians.
>>73192359
Why people hate him. He was God tier exposition.
>>73192557Just like her family
>>73192557
Her birthday was yesterday for me but yeah what the fuck guys.
>>73192627
Fosh'n'chops ya cunt.
We should get HD to dress up as Hana for her birthday
I wrote a peom for Hanako
Want me to post it?
>>73192992
It better not mention roses.
>>73193168
Not at all
>>73192992
Yes
If you mention bacon or crispy even one time, I'm going to track you down.
>>73193395
I swear i wont make burn or bacon jokes
I'd never make fun of her like that
My darling Hanako,
whenever I think of you it makes me want to wank-ako.
Your scarred skin just makes me so hard,
I'll fuck you over any table, be it pool or cards
>>73192992
If it talks about elephants and mountains and a shitton of mixed metaphors, then no thanks
>>73193590
It won't i wrote it just last night, wanted it to post it then but i fell asleep
I've got it writen on paper, but ill transcribe it here
Might take a minute
Goodnigh KSG, I love each and every one of youGoodnight Hanako, I'm truly sorry we can never be together, I will love you forever and always
>>73193578
I remember seeing this poem a while back somewhere...
>Shall I compare thee to a burning fire?
>You are very passionate, but also shy.
>As a child you were in a red hot pyre,
>You saw your life flash by your eye.
>You then were scarred for all to see.
>All the stares were too much for you to take,
>So you locked up your heart with an unturnable key.
>And on your birthday your mind would break.
>When you entered high school, you made a friend,
>She was always very motherly and nice.
>She treated you like a daughter, and you wanted that to end.
>You kept that secret in your heart, like a cold block of ice.
>Then you met me, who wanted to set you free.
>I filled your heart with love, and finally turned the key.
>Sonnet written about the ever lovely Hanako
>>73193578
In a thousand years someone will find the 4chan archives. They will study the near cult following of katawa shoujo and it's general and this shall be our magnum opus.
>>73193578
Fuck you cunt don't start talking lewd shit about Hanako
>>73193816
Change of plans
Poem is shit ill write another one
>>73194668
>thighs
OK, see, we really don't need to do this anymore. You can make a random KS thread on /v/ and it ends up better than anything in this general for the past year.
>>>/v/252470934
Happy birthday dearest Hanako.
I hope you're enjoying it KSG.
>>73192625
Shizune is capable of really decent banter. I can't really say I'm getting attached but I don't see why everyone one here shits on her so bad.
You pierce that bitchy shell and there ain't nothing but a Georgia Peach in there.
>>73195229
People say she's too assertive and controlling
>>73195151
>>73195229
It's because she's a fucking horrible person mainly.
Would you protect your waifu from rape in such a fashion?
http://vimeo.com/86014703
>>73195151
>thread gets linked
>shitposting begins
Oh /ksg/ stay classy. It's so like you to ruin other people's fun because they're not having it here.
>>73195151
Reading through depresses me. The only things not about KS are about KS being on /v/. I miss those days.
>>73195413
I'd just say obnoxious. It's not normal conduct to act like everything you and the people around you do needs to be a challenge.
>Shizune, could you unload the dishwasher for me, I'm paying bills online
>[Beat me in Risk, and I'll do both, if you lose, you do both]
>>73195151
Congratulations, you just destroyed the thread.
>>73196027
>>73195496
From what I observed, it just really seems like she just wants some attention. Maybe hanging out with Drills all the time is just wearing her thin.
Keep in mind how good I am with women and at this game though.
Anyone else feel like lily's confession felt sort of rushed?
It was idle chatter, a psuedo date and suddenly a torrents of i love yous.
I mean i really felt the bond between her and hisao later but i dont know. Maybe its because i played her right after rin where the whole thing was a game of cat and mouse until the very last second
>>73196463
Nah, she's just a cunt.
she starts fights with fucking everyone, which is why no one hangs out with her anymore.
>>73196463
Well, you did get Rin's good ending without failing once, so I guess you're better than most of these idiots.
However getting Hana's bad end what the fuck nigger, why wouldn't you take her out WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
I wish KSG had an ERP group.
>>73196806
This is why people hate /ksg/
>>73197067
It might also be the 2000+ threads
>>73196570
She's rough around the edges, definitely.
I still think she's genuinely nice, if not misguided.
>>73196617
Because I assumed she wanted space. She just dealt with Lilly leaving and considering how badly she operated in public with just her and I it smelled like bad news all over the place.
As I type this I realize that's why she yelled at me. I kept treating her like a fragile child to be protected and not someone I'm genuinely attracted too. She fucking told me this and I just realized it now.
Damn.
>>73197123
You're kinda slow buddy
But it's ok, you can redeem yourself if you get Lilly's good ending and go back to get the other good endings
>>73197123
It's okay, newfag. It happens to the best of us.
You understood Rin, that's more than enough to prove yourself.
>>73195209
sauce on image?
>>>/v/252497341
>No, I want an emotionally crippled and generally dependent waifu
After that comment early on in the thread about Hanako's route being the best, I don't know if this kind of post is serious or not.
>>73195619
>someone literally made a video of Robocop shooting people's penises off
That Robocop is really well made too what the fuck
KS/b/ is still dead asHanakos parents
Keki wa Hanako?
>>73195229
HE IS TURNING
YES
>>73198350
>wanting yet another Shizunefag
Remember the 20.
>>73198143
Praise the sun. Fuck ksb.
>>73198502
>>73198350
Nah. I like these stories, I like these characters, and I like this game, but I don't like it THAT much.
I just can't see myself becoming that attached to fictional hoes.
>>73198502
i have no idea what you're talking about but i fuckin love shafoozel
>>73198728
There can be only 20 Shizunefags at any given time, and you have to kill one to become one.
>>73198714
A lot of the hardcore waifuism and best girl defense is done tongue-in-cheek, if you couldn't tell.
Most of it, anyways.
>>73198854
I've tried dating 3D women, I got cheated on 3 times, with 2 of them being intolerable bitches anyway.
I'll stick to my waifu, thank you very much.
>>73198801
Shhhhhh! Most of the shitzune-fags lie in torpor, dead to the world.
The last thing we need is a resurgence.
>>73199131
2D best D, brother.
>>73198801
i'm a shizunefag and i didn't kill anyone, how does that work
>>73198854
i am legitimately in love with shizune (although i am fully aware she's a fictional character and that just means wanting a 3d girl with her personality)
>>73199307
Then you're not real shizunefag
>>73199131
I kinda feel you, anon. They may be idealized but i just dont connect with normal women. It makes me tired doing the social song and dance.
How the fuck could anyone bring themselves to like Shitzune?
>You just straight up ask her out
Huh. Didn't expect that.
>>73199392
she reminds me of me
>>73199392
Shizune is a nice character, she just had a bad story.
>>73199438
So you're a dick?
>>73199392
Thighs
>>73199604
She doesnt even have good thighs.
Emi's a runner
Rin is obviously rin
Lily is perfect body wise, that includes dem thighs
>>73199514
i am competitive, a leader, and a dick
>>73199697
Shizune gets a 100x boost for wearing thighhighs
>>73199706
Go home Evan.
>>73199604
I can't even stand her fucking face.
That stupid fucking expression
she makes me dick softer than microwaved butter
>>73199887
i would destroy shafoozel in a sexual manner
>>73199887
Lel
>>73199974
She seems really sweaty
and not in a good way like emi
>Bush Cheney 2004
>>73199887
>>73200047
>>73200070
...what?
>>73200136
I dunno man
just... cheesy?
sweaty?
I'm in love with Emi Ibarazaki.
>>73200070
Emi can be 2loli4me sometimes
You need a dash of maturity in there somewhere
:^)
Hanako a shit
>>73200308
being a raging cunt =/= mature
>>73200426
word
Song of the flower child:
There is a girl, sitting on a room
Her hair is like a sea of lavender
Her eyes are pits of peace
When she talks she's gentle
And when she walks she's graceful
Her laughter takes my ears to heaven
Her smile makes my heart stop
She takes away my worries
With every skip and hop
No other girl can make me feel
The way the flower child makes me feel
Between my arms i want her to be
And in her lips, that divine smile i want to see
As our mouths join together
With a kiss as gentle as a feather
This poem i dedicate to you, Hanako
The girl of my dreams
And the owner of my heart
Happy birthday, Hanako
>you will never bully Hanako on her birthday
Would you have sex in public with a Katawa?
>>73200424
>>73200426
>>73200682
NO BULLYING ALLOWED
>>73200685
Yeah, with either Emi or Shizune
>>73200653
>pits
I think that's an ugly word
I think Hanako is not an ugly girl
I think you should change that word
>>73200824
>not having sex with hanako in public
Fffaaaggg
>>73200913
Pits can be good
Specially if they are peaceful pits
>>73200239
looks fine 2 me
i would allow her to kill me by snu snu
>>73201065
She'd be too embarrassed
I'd have sex with Lilly in a pool though
>>73201119
I dunno man
I searched "pit of" in google and got these suggestions
>>73201317
>filename
Ha
Still
I think it sounds good
If you want to you can write on yourself and put any words you eant in it
I made this peom for Hanako and not anyone else
>>73201317
>implying hanako's eyes aren't pits of despair
What kind of books does Hanako even like to read?
>>73203120
Mein Kampf
>>73203120
Smut novels
>>73203120
Guessing from the titles mentioned I'd guess Fantasy novels and the ocational guide
shut up about hanako lets talk more about shizune
>>73204012
But it's Hanako's birthday
>>73204012
She has nice tits.
>>73204471
>>73200653
He's right, "pits" if awkward.
I'd try "pools".
Otherwise great, fellow Hanabro.
>Fishing with a dyke, a trap, a deafmute, a blind chick, and an autist.
Sounds like a joke set up.
>>73204747
I already used pools for the other one so i thought repeating it would be bad
So, a Hanako walks into a bar.
Does anyone else think it would be really hot if Hanako was topping you in bed and she moved her hips in a really smooth and seductive manner up an down your length, in wide circles, and so on? Sort of like those lap dancers, but this is Hanako and she'd only be doing it for you
>>73204910
The patrons line up, hoping for a chance at ahot date.
>>73204910
She immediately exits and runs home because of her anxiety
>>73204841
Hisao walks into Shanghai...
>>73204941
I'd love that
That shows how much she loves me because she wants me to feel good
I'd like to return the favor too
>>73204910
You think she would have noticed after Lilly walked into it first.
>>73203169
>you'll never sit down on a sofa with her to read Mein Kampf
>you'll never invade Poland with her
>you'll never gas all the juices with her
>you'll never commit suicide with her before the bolshevik pigs can reach your bunker
>>73204885
Good instincts there, but I still contend that "pits" is poor word choice.
Hey- you're creating content and I'm humping my dakimakura. Take any criticism with that in mind.
>>73205214
Oh snaaaaaaaaap
>>73203303
I want to read Wheel of Time with Hanako.
>>73205268
Do any of you guys know what's happening with Memento Vivere, that zombie thing that some people were putting together? I can't get anything from the site, and there's no thread suitable to ask.
>>73204841
>autist.
wot
Lilly
>>73205447
Silly
>>73205268
>bolshevik pigs
>he doesn't realize Hanako is a Soviet.
You can have fun with Shizune though.
>>73205435
This asshole
>>73205590
oh right.
Isn't Akira in the fishing trip too?
>>73205747
>the dyke
>>73205819
I thought you were talking about Meeshmeesh
>>73205747
>>73205819
Wait
>dyke is Misha
Deafmute: shitzune
:trap is Hideaki
Auttist is Hisao
Right?
>>73205819
>akira
>dyke
no
>>73206028
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bull+dyke
>>73206125
>yes
>no
>yes
Sure showed me
>>73206125
She has a boyfriend tho
>>73206125
she has a boyfriend
>>73206251
>implying bulldykes don't regularly lie about their orientation
>>73205397
Does nobody know?
>>73206292
>>73206251
A gay boyfriend who thinks Akira is a man?
>>73206337
>yes
>no
>yes
>no, here's proof
>yes, hurr durr
You sure are good at this
>>73206484
>>73206337
She's straight
Does nobody like reverse-traps here?
>>73206403
Never heard of it. Sorry anon.
>>73206538
>taking anything a bulldyke says at face value
You're pretty fucking retarded. Don't even respond, whatever you say doesn't matter at this point.
>>73206620
reverse traps are great.
>>73206620
i-i do
>>73206620
everyone loves them
>>73206672
JIDF pls go
>>73206710
>>73206712
>>73206749
Then you're cool on my book
>>73195209
I think I may cry a bit if someone happen to give me a drawing like that.
>Shizune's father is a bodybuilding Jack Sparrow samurai
Of course.
>>73206848
Hey FCD!
Did you like my poem?>>73200653
>>73206895
Best character, he is the only redeeming feature of that shit route
>>73206895
>>73207078
MY EYES!
>>73206979
>No other girl can make me feel
>The way the flower child makes me feel
Of course I do, it's lovely!
I Love Hanako
>>73204719
this is one of the best posts ive seen in a while
>>73205578
NO, MY HANAKO IS NOT ONE OF THOSE FILTHY COMMUNISTS. SHE CARES ABOUT HER PEOPLE AND HER REICH
>>73207586
>nazis
>caring about the people
>>73207759
>commies
>not eating kids
>>73207967
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
What other boards does ksg go to?
>>73206657
Ah. It was pretty cool zombie apocalypse type thing. There was a cop girl, loli nun, brown milf, shut-in-with-Another-eye-patch, and the yandere girlfriend. Then there was your friend who was super into all that zombie stuff before it all went down. Nobody actually remembered his name, including the MC, so he was referred to as Bro.
Produced by Last Rail Productions. Fun stuff. Their site still exists, but I can't get anything but ads out of it.
so yea it turns out jigoro is just a regular guy and put on his BEARMAN persona to scare you away from his daughter.
when he shows up to shizzles wedding hes bald and someone has to cut his piece of cake for his because hes scared of sharp objects.
>>73208173
other generals: /twg/, /gsg/, /ro2g/ (when it exists)
occasionally /m&bg/ and /civ4xg/
Sometimes venture onto other boards but I don't really have a home board.
>>73208173/pol/
