>Congrats snek!
Edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
Previous thread: >>135406459 →
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI [Embed]
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ [Embed]
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, snek weddings, scatterer-san, planes and snek are also welcome ITT.
>>135971918
>Previous thread: >>135406459 →
>→ →
>[Embed] [Embed]
REEEEE
Actual previous thread:
>>135664334
And Squad is embezzling early access funds ($100 million worth), committing tax fraud (see deported bv) and committing fraud by developing console versions and doublecharging for them.
>>135971861
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun
Space is fun
Snakes are fun
QT husbands are fun
>>135972175
no soul
no personality
no reason to be hereangry anon
>>135972253
<3
<3
<3
:3
anxiety is fun
depression is fun
suicide is fun
BURN SQUADCAST
THURSDAY 6PM EST
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
Does anyone happen to know when update 1.1 entered QA?
>>135972821
August 2015
>tfw no qt satch gf
>>135972532
Now watch as the shill tries to assimilate with the herd as 1.1 approaches. Observe it's majestic beauty as it reminds the anons that if they are not satisfied why don't they go make their own game?
Revel in the luxuriant excuses made on Squad's behalf for why it's okay to scam young children out of $110 million dollars while committing fraud and tax evasion.
Immerse yourself in the unrequited nontruths of an anon who believes KSP's science/sandbox/career dichotomy represents a true paradigm and that the 1.0 version that was actually a beta of a still-in-alpha proof of concept is "ready for release" and a complete game.
Hold this anon, for he is full of anger and frustration, his name being HoldYourFire and his asshole being tender from the gallons of blood pouring out of it at every moment of every day, necessitating that he rely upon /kspg/ for fleeting human contact
THIS THREAD IS BEING AUTOSAGED
>>135973756
Great.
why is this thread being autosaged?
>>135973756
No it isn't
>>135973905
Oh look, now it isn't. That's convenient.
>>135974008
Or you are just stupid
>>135974245
I also saw it get autosaged, anon. Am I stupid too?
SHITPOSTING IS FUN
>janitor tries to turn thread against someone
>fails, autosages thread
>only stops when pointed out
This is what we are up against, anons. Know thy enemy.
>>135974480
Could it possibly be that the board is more active than usual?
Look at the old thread, there are people bumping from page 10 after less than half an hour since the last post.
What's the fucking point of putting a thread in autosage for 5minutes? It's been shown many times that janny doesn't care about being "discovered"
>>135974732
I saw three posts get posted and it stayed on page 9 the entire time. I even refreshed to make sure.
>>135974681
Hullo!
OH MY GOD WE ARE AT PAGE 5 ALREADY
HURRR WE ARE BEING AUTOSAGED BY THE ANGRY JANITORRRR
>>135974983
Hullo!
>>135975036
Many people saw it happen, stop trying to divert attention away from it, that just makes people talk about it more; Streisand Effect.
>>135974918
I'm just saying that it takes a while for a thread to be pruned completely, there is no point in autosaging and hoping that noone notices, because obviously someone will notice during that time.
If janny is out for us again, rest assured that he won't stop because someone screams autosage, it's not like it didn't happen in the past
>>135975172
Oh yeah, people talking about that will sure have some serious consequences
>>135975172
>many
>tfw waiting for 1.1
>tfw waiting for nothing
>>135975809
>nothing
What do you mean? I'm completely excited for corrupted mods and even more instability!
http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/19/chart-mexico-dominates-legal-immigration-to-the-united-states/
>tfw you will never get married
>>135977749
Anything is possible anon!
>>135977749
>current year
>wanting marriage
http://www.businessinsider.com/mexico-could-be-worlds-next-great-power-2016-3
>>135979030
>GDP (PPP)
>relevant on world wide economies
>thinking that being a super power only depends on GDP
>even if it did having a lower GDP than Britain with half it's population
wew, I wonder what kind of proffesional journalist did this """"research"""
>>135979030
Sponsored Content for Neoliberals trying to control the world through economic policy. Mexico is just moldable like clay toward their evil desires.
>taking care of old woman
>she just broke her foot
fuck me
>>135980252
is this real life?
>>135980392
Unfortunately
>>135980687
FUCK
>>135973313
>tfw someone steals your qt satchiememe
>>135980889
>mac
>>135980990
>>135980889
Hi satch
>>135981121
>insert satch nuke meme
Satch < Badie
>>135981219
Satch x Badie
>>135981307
Lewd
>>135981307>you will never strap satch and badie to a nuclear bomb
>>135981307
>tfw you will never be a qt shortie satchie dating a qt tallsie badie
So, I got a Remotech config that put outposts all around the planet like this. Should I even bother setting up a satellite network for anything that isn't outside the system?
>>135981307
wew lad
Is there anyway to delete a part mid-flight? I spent a long time designing a rocket to launch 3 satellites at once and this goo canister is keeping them from separating.
>>135982313
No they are not really needed unless you want to go extra light on your probes and bring only small omnis or short range dishes. In that case you can still set up a network for long range and keep the btobes short range.
Otherwise don't even bother
>>135982650
You can use https://github.com/russnash/Kaboom/releases and blow it up the lolsokerbal way
For Tue-Sat (Sun is half)
Evens, 4 hours
Odds, 6 hours
0, 8 hours
Prime, 10 hours
>>135982739
Welp. Guess I launched a satellite for nothing.
On another note, I just found out that Kerbal Alarm Clock has a tendency to make your game freeze while in time warp whenever you're getting close to a node you set an alarm on, if you're playing the x64 Community fixed version.
Hooray.
>>135981569
>tfw you never realised you wanted this
>>135983123
You can park that sat in an orbit around kerbin that is a bit higher than mun/minmus so you can get coverage on the far side of the moons.
What's that word that means a self-made rule or guideline?
>>135985809
self-imposed guideline
This place was comfy as fuck
>>135983539
>>135981569
>you will never lay in bed with her and wrap your legs around each other
>she will never cradle your head under her chin as you both drift off to sleep, with her chest as your pillow
>>135983123
>KAC freezes on x64
Shit, really?
Are there any alternatives?
>open outlook
>takes a while to open
>starts lagging my computer
>finally opens after several minutes
>check inbox
>7000 new emails
>it's every single email I've ever received these past decades, except duplicated multiple times
>permanently delete it all
>10 minutes remaining
>5 minutes pass
>9 minutes remaining
>>135988428
Where?
>>135990505
Here
>>135989171
>You will never have a tall qt gf
>>135990653
Fuck, where is that? Looks comfy as fuck.
CUTE
U
T
E
>>135990070
7k emails = duplicated full load over multiple decades?
I received 17k emails over three years
>>135991034
It's not my primary email
>>135991034
>giving your real email to sites
You know they sell all that shit to China, right?
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/1999/11/09/trump.rich/index.html?_s=PM:ALLPOLITICS
>>135991212
Or rather, it's my personal email
I use different ones for shit like >>135991214
>>135991347
Too bad the debt is 3 times higher now, and that most of his fanbase and potential voters are obsessed over not increasing taxes, even if it would only affect the richest 5%
If you look at Sanders' proposal, he only wants to rise taxes on the few people that earn >250k a year, and only by like 10% max, even cutting them a little to some groups that make less. And even then he's considered a gommie.
It's a politic that not even a retard would apply
>>135991347
Proving that he knows nothing about economics despite being a businessman. The only reason the economy works despite the wealthy being so much more wealthy than the common people is because they don't spend any significant part of their money at once. His move would cause massive inflation in the whole world.
>>135991951
>>135991967
Found the mexican redditors
>>135992550
Too easy to spot them.
>>135992550
This is the first time I consider the existence of Trump shills
Did I tell you guys about my recent visit to the highschool I graduated 4 years ago? I talked a lot with a girl, gave her advices etc, she was especially interested because she wants to study my major and I happened to visit a few days after she talked with the teachers about it.
She added me on Facebook, we're talking and now she could be hitting on me... help!I have a qt bf.Not to mention she's 17
>>135993679
>could be hitting on you
>you don't give a fuck
I fail to see the problem here. Continue not giving a fuck.
>>135994342
I don't want to make her sad
>>135994453
It's too late for that. Go big or go home. Invite her out for a date. Bring your boyfriend. Introduce him as your boyfriend. Take pics, post here. Profit.
>>135994646
leave my comfy kspg reee
>>135995047
What would you do then anon?
>>135995857you
>>135996762
>>135997713
HOLY FUCK THAT GIGGLING CHINESE GIRL IS QT AS FUCK
>>135997853
>/kspg/ is literally this attention starved
You're making me sad anon
>>135998502
>implying you wouldn't hug her
>>135998891
>wanting to hug jap scrap
>Chinese master race
>tfw no gf to hold sweating hands when landing on minmus for the first time
>>136000416
>you'll never land on minmus for the first time ever again
>>136000416
>tfw no bf to slap arse when fucking up mun landing
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
Why am I even here?
>>136001959
Why are you asking?
>>136001959
Just to suffer.
>>136001959
Why is anyone here, anon
I'm playing the career mode but I find contracts genuinely boring. Is there chart with things you can do ordered by difficulty in sandbox mode ?
>>136003738
Get some contract mods or read the pastebin in the OP
>>136003905
What is a good contracts mod?
>>136004282
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-community-mods-and-plugins-library/
Look in the "funds and career" section.
Fineprint is usually a good start btw
>>136004853
>fineprint
>when the dev has been working on stock for over a year
>>136005043
And?
>>136005135
There's literally no point installing it since it's in stock.
>>136005269
I don't recall them adding anything to the contract system.
To be honest, it's been a while since the last time I touched fineprint, but I suppose it still has more contracts than stock.
Afaik it's also one of the few (if not the only) standalone contract pack, all the others are usually linked with some other mod
>tfw new cute panties are more comfy than your regular underwear
i would wear them all the time but i dont want to look like a faggot
burn squadcast
>>136002942
Such a lust for revenge.
>>136007816
No one has to see themyou slut
>>136007816
>tfw no qt pics of qt satchie's qt panties
>you will never declare your love of Badie to the heavens
>>136008118
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1.1 when?
why am i so fucking autistic jesus christ
>>136011482
What did you do this time anon.
>>136011482
tell
>anon never told us what /kspg/ meme got him suspended from school
>>136012321
Catdick, clearly.
>>136012570
I'd like to believe he screamed "BURN Monday morning meeting!" into the PA
>>136011482
Please have a seat anon. Tell us what happened.
>>136012321
I will eventually, along with this new story.
>>136008349i like being a slut thoughhttps://a.pomf.cat/xgwdqv.jpg
>>136013146
FUCK OFF BURD
I'm bored and this thread is fucking ded so here's a nice question to know more about you /kspg/.
http://strawpoll.me/7149618
>>136013245
LITERALLY NOT HIM
>>136013146
Sluuuuuuut
>What it seemed a nice smooth touchdown, became a violent jump at 100m/s
EBIN, SIMBLY EBIN SQUAD
>>136013298
Please someone else vote for 25+
>>136013812
reporting
>>136014309
Kids these days huh?
>>136014395
I don't even hear them anymore. It's like static on a TV, or a dialtone. Just white noise.
>>136014553
You should probably check with a doctor, or take your meds
>>136013812
I did.
>>136014713
weren't you going to kys?
>>136014989
try to make an effort, old man, that's just shit banter
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK SQUAD?
DO YOU THINK I LIKE TO SEE MY CREW EXPLODING AFTER TOUCHING DOWN THE WATER AND INSTA-JUMPING TO 100M/S?
IS IT FUNNY FOR YOU LELSOKERBALING ME THIS WAY?
>>136015435
>not quicksaving after every three actions
If you're going to play in entitlement mode, you shouldn't expect perfection from Squad. It's obviously unity, not them.You get what you pay for, all sales as-is.
>>136015384set yourself free
>>136015729
Fuck off, max.
You incompetence led the project to what it is today.
There's a distinct lack of Scully pictures tonight.
Do you think Snek is being lewd?
>>136015928Was my sarcasm too subtle?
>>136016216No, I'm playing along :^)Unity, not us :^)
>>136016151
I had my side of the family over for dinner, made 3 different dishes. This is the only photo I've taken today
>>136016787
Pablo is the QTiest.
Do you still call her Pablo?
On a scale of 1-10 how gay is snek?
>>136017041
We call her Frida, mostly but we also slip and call her Pablo pretty often.
>>136017280
A lot
If it happened three times, and It will keep happening.
>>136017824
fuck you
Who remember the skunk?
>>136018056
I have the skunky insult detection system floating around somewhere on my hard drive. Never spoke to him directly.
>>136017965
Fuck off, maxmaps. You fucking beaner quesadilla eating fuckup.
>tfw no snekstream
>there have only been two full releases since Snek started shitposting with us
>>136018397
My qt husband is home. Tomorrow for sure though, I won't have much else to do
>>136018703
But probe parts came out so that has to count for somethingGreeble parts when reee
>>136018930
>probe parts came out
what?
>>136019108
Check the links in the 2nd post.
>>136019108
They did. A pair of covered dishes in 2 sizes. This is the small one.
>>136013313
>implyingI know you're not, but I enjoy watching him get HIS panties in a bunch about it.
So last summer I determined reddit was about 50% female. I did this by analyzing my downvotes and all my post that were masculine in nature were usually controversial. My gender neutral posts got a ton of upvotes, and the ones that rationally discussed abortion and how maybe it shouldn't be allowed got downvoted to oblivion. Most users of reddit thought the site was nothing but white males, but the numbers don't lie.
I just read reddit's official demographics and the split is indeed 53/47, pretty much equal. This would explain why there is so much stupidity and liberal bullshit on reddit.
I do not know why I am posting this.
>>136023136
This is strange bait.
>>136023136
What does this have to do with Squad, their lost funds and their incompetence?
>>136023828
He's pointing out that the more women are in a community, the worse that community is
Which is pretty much true, women are commonplace on shitholes like /b/ and /r9k/ but damn near nonexistent on most of /vg/, excluding places like /utg/
>>136024167
Ah. Yeah, that's right. I'm glad we can discuss shit without grilles fucking everything up.
reminder women don't post because they think their opinion doesn't matterand thank fucking christ for it
>>136015729
>It's obviously unity, not them
>>136013146
Delete this
I can't tell if this place has been good or bad for me.
>>136027964
Well, it's no doubt influenced you at least a little bit to become a zoophile
I'd say it's good
>>136024445
Continue diddling pets, it is our grill defense barrier
>>136028180
On the other hand, it might invite dogfucker grills
And they aren't exactly the best sort
>>136028276
I always thought about fucking a dog.
>>136028496
Right, but you're a guy
Guys that fuck dogs are generally alright
>>136023136
Women that visit reddit are future cat ladies
>>135971861
>congrats snek edition
I just finished xcom 2. That ending was pretty weak desu
I just finished jerking off. That ending was pretty weak desu
I just finished Kerbal Space Program. That ending was prettyoh wait nvm
All these contracts suck
I literally just got back from minmus
>>136034625
>he doesn't have probes in orbit that can transmit science for science around x contracts
>he doesn't use the debug menu to finish them within seconds and avoiding memory leak from switching crafts
>>136034809
i fucked up my kerbin one
didn't put enough battery so it just aborts transmissions
People with minecraft avatars who greentext in youtube comments make me want to fucking vomit.
>>136035086
Just about anything Minecraft-related make me want to vomit
Especially those SFM-esque stuff, don't know what they're called, but the few of those things that I've seen make me want to take a shot of bleach
>>136035431
Minecraft with shittons of mods is actuallyfun
no point now with factorio though
>>136034625
I know right.
They should just give you all the money before you do anything.
you can call itearly access
What's a good tv show to watch /kspg/.
>>136036769
>watching the electric jew
Reminder that your pets want your human cock
Or at least your fingers
>>136038541
Has your cat ever propositioned you?
>>136034625
fugg it
doing the minmus ones
>>136038874
He's neutered, so not really
There was one time when he laid next to me and I touched his dick and he already had a boner, though
Hasn't happened again since
>>136039078
I got a seemingly clear invitation from my dog recently despite her being spayed
>>136039280
Well, I don't suppose male cats really do much propositioning themselves to begin with
What did she do?
>>136039332
She was on her side and I started to rub her belly, then she lifted her leg.
That's not something I can ever recall her doing before. Also, she was wet when I went to diddle her
>>136039489
Are you dogfucker or female catfucker?
>>135990653
Looks like The Long Dark.Who knows, maybe I'll play a game that actually works tonight
>>136039536
dogfucker
>>136039605
AhSpeaking of, have you ever rubbed her with your bepis?
>>136039714NoI've been meaning to try that since female catfucker posted about it, though
less animal fugging, more comfy
>>136039810>tfw I'll never make my cat cum with my dick
>>136039853
But animal fugging is comfy
>>136040031
Try pressing his dick against yours with your finger/hand?
>>136040031
no
>>135990653
Colorado?
>>136039810
I haven't been able to do that with my beloved one these days, but you should try it.
>>136040121
Yes
>>136040173
>haven't been able
uh,
did something happen?
>>136040092
As I've said before, I don't think that'd be enough stimulation for him to even stay hard
>>136040121
Yes
Guys, the amount of animal fugging in this general is out of control.
>>136040251
try pressing it into the front of your dick so that it mostly envelopes his?
>>136040306
But we need more animal fugging
Do you have any pets, anon?
>>136040446
No, fug off.
I'm fine with the occasional animal fuggin, but this is too far.
>>136040423
Urethral penetration isn't my fetish
>>136040556
that's not what I'm saying
I'm saying press it against the outside of the tube
>>136040539
Is that a no for animal fugging or a no for having any pets?
>>136040624
Tube?
>>136040685
You know the soft part on the underside of your dick, right?
I'm using the poodle and no one can stop me
>>136040685
No to both.
>>136040779
Anon, I beg you.
>>136040239
I haven't got the time, an exam is coming.
>>136040753
Frenulum?
Corpus spongiosum?
>>136041131
The later, I guess?
It should be soft enough to press your cat's dick against.
That should provide sufficient stimulation.
>>136041247
I don't think that'll really work
As long as I'm just rubbing something against his dick, I don't think that'll be enough
>>136041408
I mean
normally, you're just rubbing your fingers against his dick, right?
>>136041469
Normally I'm stroking his sheath up and down his dick
Sort of like the skin on an uncut human dick
>>136041661
huh
well, do you have any reason to not try it, at least?
>>136041845
I probably already have at some point, just for the sake of doing it
>>136041935
You sound like you're looking for excuses to not try it
>>136042110
Well, it'd probably be awkward and my cat probably won't like it
I'll try it anyway, though
>There are people who don't make their own pasta sauce
What the fuck?
>>136042605
Fuck you, I'm a lazy asshole
Only time I even use anything other than the microwave is when I'm out of microwavable stuff
>>136042749
fat fuck
>>136042749
Seriously, eat all the shit you want. But when making pasta, prepare your own sauce
>>136042213
Well, what do you know
Apparently rubbing my dick on his sheath is enough to get a reaction out of him
Not really enough, though
>>136043113
I can barely even bother to cook the damn spaghetti
I have to sit there and wait for the water to start boiling and then wait for 10 fucking minutes for the spaghetti to be done
I'm fucking hungry, I don't want to sit and wait for 15 minutes to get my damn food, I want it now
>>136043425
Now press it against yours...
Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
>>136043578
What, just press it?
No rubbing?
That's not going to do anything
And my dick is so big compared to his, handling it like that was awkward
And his dick doesn't really stay fully out of his sheath even when he's hard, if you noticed on all the pictures I took I had to hold it back with one finger
>>136043543
Why would you wait until you're hungry? Everything's done in 30 minutes including the sauce.
>>136043881
Why would I eat when I'm not hungry?
>>136043821
the idea is to do both but
>And his dick doesn't really stay fully out of his sheath even when he's hard
that probably makes things too awkward to work
>>136043881
fat fuck
>>136044067
Yeah, and keep in mind that his dick's only an inch long and he doesn't keep an erection for very long without any stimulation
It just doesn't really work, better to stick with handies and blowjobs
>>136044172
LAUGH AND GROW FAT
>>136043981
Are you that desperate to eat the moment you're hungry?
>>136044360
Well, a lot of times after I notice that I'm hungry I don't really bother getting any food until about half an hour later. sometimes more
So yes
