Nuclear holocaust when edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
Previous thread: >>135406459
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, snek weddings, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit is not.
1st for qt satchie
HULLO
Fourth for greeeeeeeeeeble
Post ships that perfectly blend aesthetics and realism.
>>135665263
>>135665263
You'll have to try again then, that centrifuge is way too small.
>>135655649
>>135658750
>>135665263
>Hermes is a just a kitbash of [...] the antenna array from 2001
Huh, never noticed this before.
>>135665427
>reading comprehension
I never said super realistic, or super silly.
>>135665263
>>135665786
The cupola does.
>>135665786
Not realistic/artistic enough, needs more greeble
>>135665882
Quit it, the only person allowed to force memes around here is me.
>>135664879
>hyperventilates in anger
24 H O U R S
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>>135666059
Are you at least going to wear a bow tie?
Guys, I made a meme!
>>135666095
>>135666249
LIVE WITH YOUR SHAME
Your honor, it's clearly the case that the developers always openly invited piracy to the extent they could within the forums they were speaking. For you see, they knew they would never be able to complete a finished, marketable game, so instead they took in all donations as profit and then worked as charity for five years, slicing off little pieces of corporate profit as paychecks and bonuses and contracts no lawyer ever laid eyes on.
You see, they are still working on faith -- faith that money will continue pouring in the bank, and that, your honor, is what makes Squad's use of tax shelters, misappropriation, deception, malfeasance, embezzlement and fraud totally legal. KSP was never meant to be a finished game.>>135666059
its gonna be perfect. be strong and full of love and nothing can go wrong.
>>135666162
No
>>135666673
reeeeeeee
Props to you for not wasting a bunch of money on a single day though.
>>135666827
Most of the money we're spending is going into people's bodies :^)
>>135665263
>>135667002
Lewd
>>135665978
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want to make one thing perfectly clear. If angry anon EVEN THINKS one bullying thought this weekend I am going to so thoroughly overpost investment embezzlement, console fraud and untrue paradigms on every available outlet that anon won't be able to scroll without the words "FALSE PARADIGM" remaining on his screen.
Alternatively, you can be a nice human being and be kind, and save us all from that future.
It's up to you, angry anon,and snek, you gonna make an effort to be a human this time?
>>135666095
>>135666249
>>135667425
Yours doesn't use the same shades of orange.
>>135667217
>>135667525
It is an old maymay, and has faded with use.
>>135667525
the gud gitter got the git gudder
>>135667614
:^)
We shall settle this.
http://strawpoll.me/7119476
>You autists just saw something vaguely futuristic and 'sperged out
:^)
1.1 soon
I can already taste the flesh
>>135669095
you should take it up with the person who made that post originally.
>>135648706
>>135669316
:^)
>>135666673
Post pics
Is snek coming? How many people will be there?
How are you feeling? Excited?
>>135669539
Not me anon, stop pretending you know who's posting. Here's your link.
>>135519787
>>135667217
Why do I have to be human?
>>135670015
I might post some pics if they don't have our names.
She isn't coming.
37 people
I'm not sure what I'm feeling. I'm not terribly anxious, but there's a lot going on. Maybe overwhelmed.
>>135670190
Poorly phrased, snek has veto power.
>>135670557
37 is the perfect number.it's going to be amazing. what time will the ceremony be happening ish?
>>135670775
Starts at 630 pm. We have to get there at 4pm to start setting up
>>135670557
>there's a lot going on. Maybe overwhelmed.
It's a pretty big event, but it's your event. You can take breaks and go hide from the crowd if you need to.
>>135670557
>draw box over names
>profit
I'll look forward to seeing your happy day anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yV_DBbQcMc
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
>>135671584
Heres what I thought that link was at first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB5ceAruYrI
http://strawpoll.me/7119827
>>135673498
I'm the dogfucker.
>>135669095
Hey faggot, whatsup
When it's a verb, it's 'sperged
When it's a noun, it's sperge.
No accounting for cross-sub board culture though
>>135672537
http://ib.berkeley.edu/people/faculty/caldwellr
>The stomatopods were presented two cubes of different colors or with different patterns.
>Only one cube contained food and they had to learn which one.
>We kept presenting the cube in various states of solution to the animal and eventually a solved cube.
thats fucking cool
>>135673879
Impact used to be our thing
I think the ima chargin memes used impact a lot
>>135673879
>hating impact font
>>135412692
>>135673694
she's hard as hell to get a good picture of but I think I got one
>>135674129
>2016
>in spite of mods, engine effects are still the worst looking part of the game
>>135674259
angry level: 7/10
>>135674408there's so much fur in the area and it's so small that you can't see it
>>135674259
Yeah, naw, I agree
I just didn't get the memo between deployments.
One day I'm churning out image macros because I'm drunk and fucking with someone, and Impact with the stroke effect just looked fucking wrong
>>undefined
>>135674941not really, it's all aroundif I get it wet by licking it a bit it's possible to uncover/spoiler]but I'm not posting proof of a felony on the internet
>>135675363she's spayed, remember?
>>135675637You don't understandHer being spayed means her vagina never grew, so it's the size it was when she was a puppy
>>135675834YesThat's the norm for dogsthe mods will probably end up rangebanning me because they think I'm you or something
This thread is like my sex life
Everything on the bottom is dead
>>135675969Really?Is there any specific reason why female dogs need to be spayed early, or do they just do it because "fuck it, who cares"?As for banning, they haven't rangebanned me since my rangeban expired last week or so, and I haven't exactly let up on the shitposting during or after the banAnd right now I was just banned for shitposting in /utg/, so don't worry about all those deleted posts, the mods aren't here right now
>>135676271
>"fuck it, who cares"that, and people don't want to deal with dogs in heat.historically they also castrated male dogs really early but that's become more and more rare because vets realized doing it like that had serious health consequences.I mean, it still seems to have serious health consequences anyways
>>135676552
Really?
People spay female dogs early just because they don't want to deal with them going into heat just one time?
That's so much bullshit I'm not even putting this in spoiler tags
>>135676552
I think they just look better with the full package
>>135676686
Yes.
>>135676691
that's also true
>>135676805I honestly expected you to reply with "No, if they go into heat once they'll keep going into heat even after they're spayed"Are you actually serious about people not wanting to deal with just one heat cycle for the sake of their pet's health?
>>135676910yes, spaying after the first heat stops them from going into heat again>implying they're even aware it damages their health
>>135677097This is so much fucking bullshitPeople go around saying that having sex with pets harms them but apparently they don't even care about their pet's well-being anyway because they just turn around and do shit like this anywayFucking hell
what if the internet is a tool designed by the government to keep the population complacent
>>135677446
what if my dick is a tool to keep ur mom complacent
>>135677494
then you need to upgrade your firmware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
>Flying is really hard when you're high
>a /kspg/ meme got me suspended for three days and made me lose two of my classes
FUCK ME
>>135677784
story
>>135677784
Which meme
>>135677784
Explain
Evens: Play Ksp
Odds: Jerk off
Zero: Watch a movie
>>135678023
lucky duck
>>135678023
Good choice
>>135677784
Probably laughed like a retard instead of focusing on the lecture.
What a retard
Evens, play KSP
Odds, finish 2010 Batsu game
0, listen to Eurobeat
>now anon is wondering if we can identify him through his fuckup
short answer: no
long answer:just tell us which meme
>>135677784
You don't just say something like that and fuck off without giving any details you piece of shit
>>135678536
maybe he's writing a long story anon
>>135678615
He better be writing a goddamn essay if it's taking 15 minutes for him to do it
>>135677342
Keep in mind that the average dog owner is a redneck keeping them locked in their back yard
>>135679208
Right, I forgot about that
Just what I needed, another reason to hate rednecks
>>135679314
I mean, it's more than just rednecks doing that too.
>>135679514
Just what I needed, another reason to hate humanityThough in all honesty I didn't need that, I've been trying to hold onto as much hope for humanity as I can
>>135679598
Just out of curiousity, are you angry anon, and did you post this?
>>135677784
>>135679598
have hope, but don't expect
>>135679738
I'm catfucker
No, neither of those are me
>>135679750
I mean, I don't want to hate everyone around me
I know people tend to do that a lot, but that's just not a very happy way to live
>>135679864
perhaps after 1.1 things will be different:^)
>>135679864
Make sure your peers aren't terrible people.
i.e. don't live in bumfuck redneckville
>>135680041
>i.e. don't live in bumfuck redneckville
Well, I live in Virginia
So
>>135680041
move to a major metropolitan area and become a gay prostitute
>leave /kspg/ for a goddamn year
>come back to see if anything changed in KSP
>no development
>catfucker, snek, and angry anon still here
I like this thread. You're like the one constant in my life.
>>135680616
thanks
>>135680616
I have been diddling my female cat.
>>135680616
wait... tex?
>>135680720
Ah, there you are
Anything new to report?
>>135677784
I hope it was my meme
>>135680803
Got intopenis playwith her.
>>135680960
are you too busy to stream?I imagine so
>>135681071
>penis play
>her
Elaborate
>>135681106
I gotta shave and go to bed. Just wasted several hours trying to find large Styrofoam ice chests and I just want to sleep
>>135681270
Stream your wedding
>>135681198
Basically, I changed my fingers for mypenis
>>135681270
goodnight sweet bachelor prince
>>135681385
Ah, I get it nowHow's that like?Does she cum from it?Also, I don't quite remember, have you ever confirmed that the fluid isn't piss?
>>135681519It feels nice, too bad it's too big for her ;^(YesI checked like a week ago and it didn't smell quite like piss at all.
>>135682303
euro detected
>>135682303That sort of thing is a level of intimate I can't even get with my cat, what with rubbing my dick against his sheath not really giving him much stimulation at all, much less enough to make him cumHow does it feel knowing that you've exceeded your mentor?
>>135678023
Deed is done, reroll
Odds: Play ksp
Evens: Watch movie
>>135682671
>sheath
give him a boner first?
>>135682671
Thanks for helping me with my depression, even if it was with passing on your lifestyle into me.
prerequisites for getting your work sponsored by squad:
• be female
•draw at a middle school level or below
>>135683216
Can't really get him to keep a boner just by rubbing my dick on his
>>135683223
It's a nice lifestyle though, isn't it?
Makes you wonder why you didn't do this a long time ago
Or at least, that's how it was for meAre you sexually attracted to animals yet?Do you want to fill her puss-puss with your cum?
>>135683257
forgot pic
>>135683402
I'm starting to wonder why didn't I do this earlier, it's liberating not being worried about getting cucked by a cat.I started feeling really horny when I used my wurst for the first time, so you could say I'm getting into it.Yes
>>135685161I would suggest that you also diddle your other pets too, but as I've said before, there's no need to rushAnd you seem to have something special with that cat anyway, no real need for it eitherIt's good to know that my shitposting has had a good effect on someone else's life
>tfw you have to wait 30irl minutes at max timewarp for a rendezvous because you dont have enough fuel to do it quicker
ded
thred
My nose is stuffed
I'm trying to sleep
I can't fucking breathe
It's 2 AM
Fucking kill me
You know, I think in the future there will be a gay pill. It has been confirmed that males do not react to the smell of a testosterone-like smell and females do not react to an estrogen-like smell. By react I mean by having a response in the hypothalamus, which is the part of the brain that signals a secretion in hormones.
If someone who has the wrong response to these chemicals then homosexuality can be classified as a disorder and treated accordingly.
However the disorder of being homosexual or even transexual (which may be lumped into the same category once we learn more about the brain) is associated with a person's identity today. LGBT groups will have strong resistance to such a treatment, no doubt.
>>135692876
Delete this
>>135692876
But what if I just like dick?
>>135693304
It is hard to figure out why our brain react to certain things and causes us to do the things we do, but at the end of the day it is nothign more than a complex web of chemical reactions.
Im drunk
I'm watching Wolverine 2 without subtitles and I am extremely surprised by how much Japanese I understand. I haven't spoke a lick of Japanese since 2012 and even then I was shit at it.
Don't you die on my watch!
>>135683414
>>135683257
It seems Squads writing is also middle school level.
>We can Squad HQ from here!
>two sentence in a row starting with: Alison drew this
Page 10, again.
>>135683257
>>135683414
>there could have been a qt satchie CM instead, condemning the drawing for bad shading and centering on America instead of Europe, but doing it in good, British English
>>135667013
It angers me how they made some parts of that movie realistic, and other parts more retarded than wearing your pants on your head.
REFUGEES WELCOME
http://i.imgur.com/zTDGH1Z.jpg
Fucking retarded commies, they should've done it at night, at peak hours.
good morning /kspg/!
>>135704431
Hello!
>>135703954
Fuck you.
>>135704773
r-rude
yeah
kill all white men
>>135667217
>he thinks he can hold anyone "hostage" here
Go ahead faggot, see if I care
>>135667217
dumb schizo-poster
HULLO
>>135706717
>>135707357
>>135707403
So the problem is that every moment that Squad spends working on the current codebase might as well be wasted time because science/career/sandbox represents a FALSE PARADIGM of development that has been pursued to its logical end. The next step is to unify all game modes under a single umbrella and begin rounding off the corners and making the "poetry" of the game work.
If you'd like to know more about the "poetry" -- please continue being a euroslime shill fuck and I will fill this generals with walls of text that will make god-emperor-elect Trump jealous.And snek yay today is the day I am so happy!
>>135710026
>says the one that is up at 8am on Saturday to post his autism on kspg
>>135710026
dumb whitey
>>135710097
You're here too faggot.
>>135710129
Yes but I woke up at 12 you nolifer
>>135710119
Sigh, for the spectators in the crowd. Angry anon likes to invent secondary personas with basic traits to try and strawman his arguments into legitimacy.
"I am black" man is one of those :^) all the angry racial things are coming from the same toiletbound faggot we know as angry anon
Please, continue being euroscum shitheads.
>unironically liking KSP
Now watch as the shill tries to assimilate with the herd as 1.1 approaches. Observe it's majestic beauty as it reminds the anons that if they are not satisfied why don't they go make their own game?
Revel in the luxuriant excuses made on Squad's behalf for why it's okay to scam young children out of $110 million dollars while committing fraud and tax evasion.
Immerse yourself in the unrequited nontruths of an anon who believes KSP's science/sandbox/career dichotomy represents a true paradigm and that the 1.0 version that was actually a beta of a still-in-alpha proof of concept is "ready for release" and a complete game.
Hold this anon, for he is full of anger and frustration, his name being HoldYourFire and his asshole being tender from the gallons of blood pouring out of it at every moment of every day, necessitating that he rely upon /kspg/ for fleeting human contact
>>135710246
I'm still waiting for your false paradigm posting to end all false paradigm posting you lame faggot
>>135710315
>>135710246
he's trying so hard
Reminder that filters work wonderfully
>>135710439
The issue with filters is that sometimes people respond to filtered posts and other posts at the same time
>>135707357
>>135707403
These posts are indicating they want to ruin /kspg/
>>135710406
So who's really trying so hard? You need to understand that you are posting in an American dominated thread and that this is 100% reserved for "1.1 is making me lose my mind and fuck you Squad" and wall building discussions
>>135710675
A very small quantity of good posts caught in the crossfire is a price I'm willing to pay if I get a clean thread, plus I see people are kinda giving up on replying to those posts so it's not really an issue.
>>135710870
>I see people are kinda giving up on replying to those posts so it's not really an issue.
I know I am, and I encourage others to do so as well.
>>135710776
>threatens to fill thread with shit
>people tell him nobody cares
>hurrr it's those people's fault
Here we go!
>>135711039
cringe
>>135711147
Reminder to not reply to bait.
>>135711460
Don't worry m8
What's amazing is they don't even want to talk about anything else. They seem to exist solely to disrupt meaningful discussion within the thread.
We should burn squadcast next week with six times the normal amount of lighter fluid.Next we begin reviewing American interventionism in European quagmires. Try me.
America prevails
>>135713069
Capitalism fails
>tfw shitposting virtually
>>135706717
Nono, it's hug all cute men!
Anyone know what time Sneks wedding was?
>>135714335
Dunno, he said today at 2am that it's still 24h. So it's probably in 11h or something.
>>135714483
Didn't he say it was at 6pm or something?
>>135713221
All the blacks in jails
>>135715684
Buckets can also be called pails
>>135715501
I guess it's arround that time in murrica.
I was told this is the worst general on /vg/ by three other unrelated generals, is this true?
>>135716290
Our game was started in 2011 and hasn't changed since 2012
>>135716236
it's 11 in the morning you fucking sand nigger
>>135716290
we're way past our prime but then again so are the other shitposting juggernauts like /gsg/
>>135716290
Depends, but I can see why they would say that.
http://strawpoll.me/7123166
>>135716352
>white cis male in central europe
>sand nigger
>>135716686
800k
>>135716686
>being white and not knowing time zones
underage b&
>>135716290
I don't think it's the worst so. In /kspg/ you can talk about pretty much everything.
People just say that because they can't handle KSP getting criticism since it's only praised outside of /kspg/.
>>135716828
Quality post.
>>135716750
Are you mentally retarded? Where did I say I didn't know time zones?
>>135716828
That last paragraph in the OP gets a lot of people buttmad as well.
>>135716290
It's not that the community here is bad, it's that the devs are slow as fuck and when there's no updates to talk about for a 5 year old game, the conversation tends to stagnate and go off-topic.
They've been working on this engine update for almost 12 months now.
>>135717202
>working
Only if you really stretch the word.
Yawn!
yay wedding!
>>135721958
I have a lot to do today, I'm glad I got 8 hours of sleep
>>135722217
Havve fun Snek, how long to go is it?
>>135722217
Get us pics or something
>>135722518
9 hours. Setup starts in 7.
>>135722217
Take some pics you literal fag
>>135667013
This one is really perfect.
>>135722747
hey angry anon if you need to ruin the thread that's fine
so ww2
Having a waifu is perfectly normal.
>>135723171
>posting fag on 4chan = angry anon
hello schizo anon
ded
>>135728315
zeds ded honey, zeds ded
My P-5 however is the only pre-FAR and Advanced Engines plane I have that works just as well with the more realistic physics.
Not dead at all. At least until I tried to land.
>>135730119
>Aerodynamics Forces Overlay Disabled
>Windows borders
Use the F1 key newfriend.
i love cock
>>135731469
Me too, anon.
>>135731412
>I was actually using the aerodynamic overlay
>The key that that shares in steam, which I wasn't running it through, doesn't screen cap the border
It's faster for me to post on the fly if I use the snipping tool, it's just convenient and I'm lazy.
>>135726090
theres really only one person who uses the F word with that meaning anymore, and it's the one that is trying to get a rise out of snek on his big day
so fuck off
Reminder to never buy KSP.
Reminder to download mods and addons because stock is shit.
Your opinion on the game doesn't matter.
>>135733667
>replying to 1 hour 31 minute old bait
>>135731469
Me too! Sometimes they are so smooth! And even if they aren't perfect, atleast they don't look like some invading octopus alien trying to swallow you while sucking you dry.
>>135735268
disgusting
>>>/g/ulag
>>135731469
I love pussies
:^)
http://www.engadget.com/2016/03/18/steam-desktop-game-theater-beta/
ded
Well, it's not flag but it IS dumb and a likely waste of my money.
>>135739113
Hullo VR fucking WHEN
>>135739113
>tfw Rift support is still extremely poor and incomplete
>tfw no KSP Rift support
>>135739113
What are you hoping to use it for?
>>135743138
Porn
>>135743658
Do you prefer Widowmaker or Tracer?
>>135733667
>theres really only one person who uses the F word with that meaning anymore
Where do you think you are? In the forums?
ded
>>135745120I think I am somewhere where I don't even need to explainand somewhere that doesn't need anymore of this stupid conversation
Adriana Coronado's body has been found by a gardener.
>>135748248
And let me guess, the perpetrator was mexican and s/he was illegal.
>>135748248
Literally who
Do you think snek willkisshis bf on the wedding?
>>135749428
Maybe they'llhold hands
>>135750129
Hot.
Maybe they'll even watch into each others eyes and smile while turning red.
>>135747081
STFU fag
>>135750402
TOO LEWD
>>135749428
>>135750129
>>135750402all three though
>>135750402
>>135750129
>>135749428
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>135739113
>599 USD
wew lad
ded
My qt bf's sister dropped off her wedding gift(not the laundry basket)
>>135757104
Holy shit a cardboard box
I am so excited for sneks wedding
>>135758326
If >>135751853 is anything to go by it'll be the lewdest event of the year
sup kspergers. what are you up to ?
>>135759243
Being excited for Snek wedding.
>trying to solve first captcha fails 90% of the time
Is this a way to make me solve more captchas, google?
>>135759243
My left hand is itching since yesterday. Especially the wrist.
It's hard to not scratch. Will I die?
how do I design a launch vehicle for this shit?
I just need to get it into orbit, after that I can launch additional boosters
do you guys ever just make things up to confuse dumb gullible euros
>>135762205
Yes
>theatre showers
>>135762307
/tv/ pride
>>>/tv/67217385
