Make /srg/ Great Again
>Marathons:
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
AGDQ:
-Not supported by /srg/
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
remove grindxmonkey immediately
>>125460220
>no speedrun.tv/srg
The official list of active /srg/ speedrunners:
Grav - speedrun.tv/grav
Squid - speedrun.tv/liquidxsquid
JangBang - speedrun.tv/jangbang__
TwoCat - speedrun.tv/twocat
Pvtcb - speedrun.tv/pvtcb
GuyWith - speedrun.tv/guywithalightsaber
Plum - speedrun.tv/plumtea_
Malos - speedrun.tv/malos_
Dactyly - speedrun.tv/dactyly
Donation fags will not be added to the list. People will be removed if they become inactive.
Using speedrun.tv links for better formatting and easy linking, you can easily get to their channel from there.
Reply to this with your name/stream to be added to the list. I'll have a good idea if you are actually active or not so I won't be adding meme replies. I'll also be checking past broadcasts to make sure.
This is going to be the real list of /srg/ runners. The speedrun.tv list is a joke and the majority featured on it do not even speedrun.
>>125460191
They are all Reddit.
>>125460575
>linking a list where 90% of the people are irrelevant lets players
>>125460414
Remove yourself you Pie posting, obsessed freak.
>>125460623
active /srg/ grind monkeys
>>125460623
i don't like this meme
>>125460623
>>posting a list where 100% of the people are cancer
>>125460623
>implying grav is still /srg/
lol?
>>125461046
How is it a meme? It's a list of >our active runners. Keep crying that your non-running ass isn't on here. It never will be unless you speedrun.
>>125461315
list of no longer bois
narcissa
>>125461276
i bet you don't speedrun
>>125461315
word
>>125461391
I speedrun almost daily.
>>125461391
word
gonna need a list from the master himself detailing what games you run or ur officially exposed
>>125461445
pathetic
>>125461550
I'm not claiming to be a master, it's simply a list of our active runners. Why is this causing butthurt?
>>125461685
what do you run
>>125461685
im just curious. you must care a lot about speedruns to be putting all this effort into saving srg so why dont you want to talk about your speedgame?
>>125461820
TSFP
>>125461972
Have you not seen the monkey posts? It's practically the only thing this general talks about.
>>125462150
>It's practically the only thing this general talks about.
i talk about other stuff all the time like our boi for example
>>125462497
based. i wish our boi would come here and exterminate all the grind monkeys so we can finally have decent threads again
I read something about krystal getting BTFO a while ago, but can't find anything about it.
Was the splicing confirmed or something?
>>125462646
He didn't splice.
>>125462815
Then what was it? All I could find was something about Squid making a tweet wanting the bot gone. But that's hardly a blow out.
>>125462919
I don't know #rks seemed to have turn against him even though they act in practically the same manner.
>>125461972
It's just something I'm passionate about and I want to remove the cancerous shitters. Why would anyone be against this? Unless you are one of them of course.
I don't need to give away my identity just for you, and I won't be doing that.
Reply to this post with who you think is the biggest speedcuck.
Provide reasoning.
Wake me up inside
>>125464069
you
Save me
>>125464426
I don't speedrun, never did and never will.
/srg/ What a fucking joke. A bunch of little girl cartoon watching child molesters who spend all day trying to be outrageous in a thread on their weeaboo site hoping to get replies from other neckbeard forever alones.
>>125464069
grindxmonkey
he grinds 20 hours a day in an attempt to be our boi but fails while pie does whatever he wants and succeeds, especially at being our boi
>>125464654
*gives reply*
>>125464069
this guy
>>125463542
no speedruns to be found
>>125465202
>de hippie spacing
>>125464069
cosmo
literally sterilised himself after his gf cheated on him
>>125465202
Keep crying you hippie spacing fag, I will not be revealing my identity.
>>125465574
Because you don't speedrun. You're just another cliqueshitter trying to validate your friends.
>>125462602
who is we?
>>125461267
cinnabun is a boy wtf nigga
>>125460623
Literally all hated by /srg/ with grav shoehorned in to make the list seem legitimate.
nigga nii-chan
https://youtu.be/FOrLNHbEzMg?t=22s
I will not be revealing my identity - LiquidxSquid
I don't want to say the name of my game or post splits because people will know who I am. - Guy who no one cares about anyway
>>125467403
What happened to meows/chanzeux at AGDQ that made him so angry afterwards?
And why was he wearing a twitch shirt?
Backlinks are the worst thing to happen to this site, fuck anything that feeds into attention seeking behavior.
the problem is the (You) and the favicon change
>>125468480
filter them then, fucking idiot
>>125468412
he got backstabbed by someone
>>125468658
>just close your eyes and the problem will solve itself
you must be an euro
>>125468839
>problem
what problem?
>>125468412
>>125468732
yes he's made that much clear. is that all?
>>125468957
meows looks incredibly autistic in every picture
>>125469034
I fucked his crush
>>125469034
the backstab thing is probably a meme. if he's angry or bitter, it's because he shares a speedgame with an obnoxious loud mouth.
>>125460220
Why is AGDQ not supported by /srg/? (I'm new here)
>>125468412
>What happened to meows/chanzeux at AGDQ that made him so angry afterwards?
He had to travel with Cook's autistic ass
>>125460623
please add my stream twitch tv/trihex
i stream high level speedrunning (note the timer in the corner) content on a daily basis!
>>125469259
But it is supported by /srg/. In fact, our bois have been working like hell to raise money just so they can go play video games for a good cause!
>>125460623
how is dactyl >our boi?
>>125469232
no he got backstabbed pretty hard by England and Germany
>>125469571
this picture is begging for a monkey edit.
>>125469709
because squid-mo said so
>>125469778
what did ari and squid do?
>>125467403
that wally is such a catch desu
>>125467403
wally looks like hes made to take it in the butt desu
>>125467403
who is the fatty?
>>125470173
they all do desu
>>125470030
nothing?
>>125470030
they all three spent the night "stabbing" each other in the "back"
>>125467403
>de homo sjw mongrels
>>125470339
squid is NOT a degenerate
>>125470479
gay sex is not degenerative act as long as you're at esa or agdq. in fact, it's expected.
>>125470479
is there anyone more loyal to his one true speedgame love than zfg?
>>125470881
it helps that it's his cash cow
>>125470673
Don't they hate each other now? lmao
>>125470673
>typing like shitcrab
what happened to you squid?
>>125470673
This is the picture that made me lose all respect for squid desu
>>125471034
>implying squid actually stands behind his convictions
cronikeys is the opposite of everything squid preaches about, but it's the closest to female contact he can get so he lets it slide.
Chibi reminded me of Iwata which reminded me of the nintendo direct today
Any good speedgames they might talk about?
>>125471660
it's just a smash direct, isn't it?
>>125471717
really? how gay is that who fucking cares
>>125471496
word. didn't even feel bad about unfollowing. squid is a sleazeball.
>>125471660
>"shrink" and "unbirth"
what does he mean by that?
>>125471660
of course an autist would have shrink and unbirth as a fetish. Fucking hell.
>>125471202
don't be mean to >our girl headcrab please :/
>>125471965
NEVERMIND
>>125460623
>squid
>pvt autism
>malos
this is a joke, right? this is just a smaller version of the hate list with links, essentially making it a hit list. even the tranny list was less biased and less new.
>>125472838
it's bait most likely
>>125473386
pretty good
>>125470235
stingray
>>125473386
why
>being so enormous they make you stand partially horizontal for the photo
Why don't le /srg/ community just fuck off to their own discord servers or IRC like the oldbois did when they realized they weren't wanted here.
>>125474164
most of the squid kids already have that. you're still stuck with us stragglers though sorry.
>>125473386
ebin/10
who is vader?
Reminder that slayer is the person that you should, if you do not already, idolize, since he is living the dream
>>125475132
i hate bethesda games
>>125475132
How is being crippled after failing to kill yourself and having no money to pay any of your living expenses "the dream"?
>>125475132
>slayer
>living
lol?
>>125474952
probably naeglaria or uyama or something
>>125475132
>canadian cripple
truly living the dream
>>125475328
>tfw you failed to kill yourself a month ago, but since you didn't brag about it to /srg/, no one cares and you have to suffer alone
>>125475595
shoulda namedropped yourself when you had the chance bud
>>125475595
>I didn't tell anyone about my suicide attempt. Why does nobody care about me trying to kill myself??!! :((((
>>125475595
same and now I'd seem like a copycat
>>125470039
underrated post
>Hi streamer. Sorry I can't sub, I don't have any money right now
>>125475749
i'll be sure to let you know next time.
>>125475781
Same I really feel like jumping off a building aswell because of slayer, but it'd be kinda lame now :/
>>125475982
lol that's ok no problem, just sub later when you get the chance :D
>>125475907
stop fucking samefagging. your nuthug meme is shit. either make squid a monkey like he is or fuck off.
>>125469778
>>125470267
>de hippie spacing
>>125475982
>why is this fucker attention whoring in my chat
haha don't worry about it it's just there so you can support it if you want to
>>125476361
not samefagging you newshit and squid doesn't need any editing to be a monkey
#streammonsterpride
oh no :(
i hope you get better soon pyatty
>>125477442
>the anime club
i think about speedrunning all day, but when i'm about to stream i get so nervous and shaky. like, anxiety overload.
and then i'm scared to practice because it reminds me that at some point i'll have to stream. i'm on all kind of anxiety meds that kills panic attacks but for some reason, streaming brings them back. what is wrong with me its just stupid fucking video games.
>>125478009
just local record then
>>125478009
nigga how is run anxiety real?
just play your game nigga haha
>>125466631
They aren't my friends, it's literally just a list of current /srg/ streams that are actively streaming speedruns. Why is this so hard for you to understand?
>>125471591
Death to ALL trannies.
>>125478009
i have the same problem
i can handle playing on stream sort of but i just constantly worry about how my stream looks, whos in the chat, how many people are in the chat or if im playing like shit. i constantly have a fear in the back of my mind that im streaming a small window or audio or something unintended by me too.
i cant seem to focus with a stream so i just record on obs
>tfw you don't know if someone is watching your stream, or if they opened it and forgot about it
>>125478009
enjoy the brain damage from that 'medication'
>>125472838
>>125473162
It's a list of current active /srg/ streamers who stream speedruns. If there is someone not on the list who should be, let me know. If you hate someone on the list, that is completely irrelevant.
>>125478107
no. i want to stream.
>>125478614
fine!
>>125478579
witwix needs to be added
>>125478979
true weewee speedruns and is confirmed to still get baited like a newboi
>>125478579
I can't stream right now because the internet here is shit and I won't get back home until the end of june next year so if you want to only have people who actively stream on the list you should remove me
>>125479257
Name?
>>125479257
rip doublefeline
>>125478579
I don't see Pie so this list is shit.
Now that the dust has settled
What does /srg/ think of Pyatters?
>>125479415
JangBang
>>125479476
don't know him well enough to make any judgements but he seems okay.
>>125479476
fake friend and annoying weeaboo faggot
/srg/ I've got a challenge for you.
Make the most yashi post you can possibly think of.
I'll start.
>>125479804
>creepy ass nigga that needs to stop hitting on ari
This never happened.
i fap to trannies every now and then and even i can't support the travesty that is cosmo wright
>>125479804
>nigga
kill yourself
>>125479805
>squid
>learning new anything
grind monkeys don't learn anything outside of what was done in the wr run before they started running
>>125479935
knowing who the person was prior to the transition just fucking ruins it.
>>125479935
That's because we fap to convincing trannies. Not guys who are so starved for attention and mentally fucked up they think wearing a dress is the solution
>>125480131
But he's learnt lots of new strats to push his times beyond what the previous record holder was capable of.
>>125480462
LOL
>>125479935
degenerates OUT
>>125480304
noir and missy are cute but holy fuck rule number one should be to burn all fucking facial and body hair off forever.
>>125480602
What's funny?
>>125480929
that you're lying about learning new strats to make it seem like you're not a worthless grind monkey
>>125477442
>you will never bring tea to a comfy pyat in bed while he's sick and playing thug
>you will never cum in the tea and pretend it's milk, watching him drink away while you get a boner
lame life kill me now
>>125481016
But that's not what's happening here, Pie poster.
>>125480880
die faggot
>>125481075
ooh ah!
>>125480880
Missy was crushing on me before he turned back into Mickey. I should have at least got my dick sucked but I'venever been with another boy
>>125481064
seek help
gayposters OUT
Reminder that slayer's the best
>>125481659
at what?
>>125481342
Pieposters OUT
>>125481659
see >>125481342
>>125481687
at getting more viewers than you :P
>>125481659
wording this post so hard rn
>>125481659
slayer is p cool
>>125481891
And it only took 3 years of attention whoring and self posting to reach 30 viewers, half of which are only there because "/srg/ told me to!"
>>125481891
>gets 20 viewers doing fo4 let's plays from his gayboi crewLOL
reminder to close twitter
because nintendo fags will make drama about their precious nintendo direct despite not playing smash 4 in months
>>125481891
i get more viewers than him without relying on srg nuthuggers
>>125482231
it's not even a full direct though, just smash 4 shit
>>125482231
>having a twitter
>admitting to having a twitter
twitterfags are just as fucking cancerous all the other cancer shit here.
>>125482342
mark my words they will still gossip about it because it's nintendo autism
>>125482231>twatter
>>125477442
Thanks.
Smash direct hype!
>>125482321
oh shit
>yfw melee virtual console release
>>125481659
he's pretty two-faced and self absorbed. also not a speedrunner.
>>125482797
give examples anon
>1500 followers
>0 following
Based Slayer. Such a great part of the /srg/ community. He's so supportive of his speedfriends that he just disappears whenever he wants and comes back with a sob story when he's feeling lonely. Also, great speedrunner. He's so whacky and crazy with his le walking simulators xD.
what happened to slayer for real, a non hater give me the story if anything happened. thanks :)
i remember when everyone gave slayer shit constantly. it's surprising to see that three years later, you now practically get crucified for saying anything bad about him. same with grav. he used to just be peaches jr.
>>125483580
>someone please talk about me and my suicide attempt!
slayerofbabies more like slayerofmyboypussy
>>125483792
/srg/ dropped the forgive and forget act about a year ago. if you fuck up now, you're done and nobody wants anything to do with you.
Has Narcissa become a publicity stunt?
>>125484431
spoiler this shit
>>125484431
>>>/v/
fuck off
>>125483580
>lost job at sausage factory
>couldn't take being a neet, jumped off a building
>fucked his legs, is now a bigger neet
>>125484060
>let's player
notice that a dedboi is still being forced but actual speedgamers >>125460623 are being derided.
THE STREAM MONSTERS HAVE WON
slayerofbabies more like slayerofmyheart
>>125484631
>has 4 wrs
>letsplayer
?
I wonder how many subliminal Cosmo messages we're going to get at agdq.
Some just have to slip by.
>>125484978
hahaha this one guy is mentally ill and we're gonna make fun of him!
it'll be EPIC!
>>125484978
I just want to give a shoutout to Cosmo for discovering this trick and teaching me h--
OH DID I SAY COSMO SORRY I MEANT NARCISSA
>>125485256
Epic for the win, my man.
>>125484631
That list is obviously bait to get people to shitpost about the runners.
>>125485410
It is literally just a list of active /srg/ runners. It's fucking hilarious how stream monsters are trying to shoot it down, just fuck off.
>>125486070
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
>>125485410
nobody on that list has done anything wrong. neither has slayer.
>>125484538
i thought he quit the job and it was like over a year ago
>>125484781
>wrs are all walking simulators
???
Being a world-class speedrunner is sort of like being a good-looking transvestite - you're either born with what it takes, or you aren't.
>>125486070
stream monsters are triggered by speedshaming, please leave this safe space
# of wrs is irrelevant. it's all about how optimized and competitive they are. very few of our bois have had meaningful wrs at all, it's pretty much just grav and blubbler
B A S E D
A
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>>125486550
My Ape Escape 2 time is real good, add me to the list.
>>125481221
kill yourself faggot`
>>125486803
>optimized
>competitive
lol
LOL
go back to the zoo faggot
fw thirst for rks acceptance
>>125486945
It is though. Add me to the list.
>>125485256
fuck off marxist faggot
>>125487027
you're added to the retarded grind monkey list
>>125487223
Why?
>>125487301
you're best competition was fucking ion. your record is a literal meme and you're a stupid grind monkey
>>125486326
He got fired, but he wanted to quit anyway or that's what he claimed at least.
>>125487000
just start nuthugging them in the streams they stream monster in, it's extremely fucking easy.
>>125487554
So? I kept pushing the time down after that. You're just letting a petty grudge get in the way. Add me to the list!
>>125486550
my far cry 3 time is pretty good, can i get on the list?
>>125486652
that smash announcement stream was pretty shit tier desu
>>125460623
Please add our bois cyberdemon531 and elementalheadcrab thanks :)
>>125488658
i've heard elementalheadcrab is a really cute girl, anyone able to confirm?
New Sick PB
>>125486652
isn't bayonetta a bit too old for him? i thought trihex only liked the 17 yr old artists.
>>125460623
Add medievil
i think we can all agree that cuteheadcrab should be on the /srg/ cute girl hall of fame
>>125489520
she's the #1 senorita in my heart that's 4 sure
>>125489217
nice
>>125489796
>one guy screaming at the majority to leave
lmao
cute boys make me moist cute boys make me moist
>>125489217
>>125460623
>Grav
Literally everyone knows who he is. He doesn't need more exposure. Also, grind monkey.
Squid - Same as Grav. This faggot doesn't need any more boosts to his ego. Also severe grind monkey
JangBang - Who?
TwoCat - lol
Guywith - who?
PVTcb - Literally the biggest joke in /srg/ history.
Plum - Doesn't even associate with srg
Malos - Second biggest joke in /srg/. Also a grind monkey.
>>125489951
>>125490096
OUT
>>125490293
Malos doesn't deserve this.
>>125490293
>m_
>grind monkey
that implies that he actually does runs lol
>>125490293
Your personal grudges are irrelevant. It is a list of active /srg/ streamers who speedrun.
>>125490469
That's my point. Take him off.
i wish m_ still used a mic :((
>>125491170
i wish m_ played monster hunter with me like he promised he would but then never did
>>125491170
word. i miss talking to him.
>>125491170
>m_ doesn't use mic
no wonder he gets 0 viewers
>>125491170
m_ with a mic was the comfiest speedstream known to man
that funky monkey
>>125491551
>m_ with a mic was the comfiest speedstream known to man
>being this deluded by the passage of time
he used a loud ass laptop mic and hardly talked
http://www.hitbox.tv/video/225999/description
