HUURRRR HUR HUR HUUUUUUURRRR Edition
Old Thread: >>123821392
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>>123935396
>>123935396
>>123935396
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
Post musky charr.
>>123935548
join HOPE for rats
maybe you guys should get ascended gear before you start complaining about not being able to do raids
>>123935548
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against this tripfagging shitposter, report him!
>>123935650
hnnnnng
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
post HOPE femsura
>>123935872
nobody cares about your mapchat guild edarkness
>>123935872
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Ekekness, Reignofkeks, Trannsey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Fagfellow, Kekd, Acneum, Nalymeme, Ba Zin Ga, Touhou Dickblower or Killdix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
Any thoughts? I love the asuran style and I just want a cute msura.
>>123936131
You look like every other fuccboi msura that takes it up the ass.
>>123935650
>>123936064
>join HOPE for rats
>they have only two rats and a few clueless nobodies
If you say so...
>>123935761
fuck off jugg
>>123935396
>did a server transfer
>can't log in because it's still being processed
>its been over 4 hours
I just want to play
>>123936350
protector bunni is the purest rat in hope
>>123936131
He seems jovial, anon.
>>123936218
;) cute fetishes anon
>>123936375
i'm in HOPE ;]
>>123936464
Even though its true thats not saying much. Also gratz A clique for getting eternal. Hope anet doesnt catch your exploits bunch of faggots.
>>123936578
Thanks. That's really what I wanted to go for. It's really easy to make an angry, beat up Asura, and I wanted to play as a bright faced Asura Guardian
>>123936218
>see pic
>think "twink fuccboi/10"
>see your post
You? You're alright.
>>123936018
>thinking its edarkness' pasta.
>>123935548
>>123935627
>>123935650
>>123935981
>>123936018
>>123936095
>>123936131
>>123936685
>>123936746
>>123936805
typical hopefag shitposts.
>>123937121
Ah, gw2g. Where every meme is a forced meme.
>>123937313
And where every post is not just a shitpost, but posted by hope
>>123937313
yeah... :o :s :x c:
>>123937121
fine, no one cares about your mapchat guild Reignofpain
>>123937710
>hopefag trying this hard to shitpost.
epicmemedropsmyman!
If i could prove without a doubt that someone in HOPE is a complete unredeemable shitposter, would they even get kicked?
>>123938142
effie and laya got kicked for bringing whispers here that could only be posted by them
>>123938142
>guild leader
No.
>>123938142
If they are shitposting about guild members or insulting them behind their backs, then yes.
>>123937121
one of those posts was me, and im not in HOPE
>>123938142
Venomblade and Dylan are both shitposting faggots and that has already been proven.
I doubt they will ever get kicked ;].
>>123938820
however neither are
1) passive aggressive
2) assholes
>>123938142
if your in the clique you can shitpost as hard as you want, there are 0 consequences
>>123938889
Dylan is both of those desu. He is prone to bitch fits.
>>123938889
nice try Dylan.
You are an insufferable faggot though.
bunch of people are just bad they arent part of the raid clique.
>>123939017
it's not like they weren't warned.
DORFfags warned non-clique HOPEfags that the chances they'd be in a decent raidgroup while in HOPE was low.
>>123939259
plenty of groups in HOPE have killed 2/3
team A has the eternal title
>>123939259
its inevitable that there was going to be raid cliques. Its challenging content, you cant just go in with a non organized group with shit gear and expect to make any progress. If they want to contribute then gear classes out that are useful.
>>123938142
>someone in HOPE is a complete unredeemable shitposter
>vuncia gets a free pass while spamming the thread to bump limit with cats every Saturday
Haha thats a good one anon.
I just made my 22nd character.
I think I have a problem.
That or I'm enjoying the cosmetic endgame.
>>123939464
Wrong shitposter, anon.
>>123939386
>team A has the eternal title
why lie.
>>123939464
Jugg*
>>123939741
>can't do enough damage without 3 burnzerkers
That must be a shit group
All the HoT maps are shit.
>>123939741
>need condi warriors to do it
hahahah holy shit HOPE how bad can you fucking be
>>123940005
>>123939936
post your eternals
>>123939936
>>123940005
why would you intentionally gimp your group and bring shit damage when you are not forced to
>>123939741
>using the best damage available
lmao what a bunch of shitters
>>123940114
i wonder how you shitters will fare once the exploit is nerfed
>>123940162
3 burnzerkers and 4 revs
they literally need professions that play themselves
>>123939741
>Chrono
>No twarp
>No mimic
Shitters gonna shit
>HOPEfags getting assblasted when they get called out for being exploiting little memelords
STOP HAVING THESE STUPID FUCKING WHINEFESTS BETWEEN ONE ANOTHER
There are so many cunts that have come out of the woodwork since raids came out
>hurrdurr u used burnzerkers
>hurrdurr u haven't cleared blah blah
Stop being such fucking useless cunts and go do something with your life so you stop your whiny pathetic and pitiful fucking shitposting
to make it worse none of you cunts use name
you get so butthurt and care so feverishly about what other people do yet you hide behind anonymity
suck a fuck you losers
>>123939741
>he uses 6 - 0 for his right skillset
how did you even clear this?
>>123939571
>>123939610
Wonder if he's feeling the heat if he needs to deflect attention to someone else.
>>123939741
Cute little girl is actually a big piece of shit go figures.
I need names, names of necromancers for DEAD SQUAD
>>123940336
>he doesn't have a gaming mouse
>>123940114
Burnzerker is only godtier damage on Gorseval because of the hitbox.
It's not above everything else on Sabetha.
But I guess that would require to be able to play something that requires more than 4 buttons.
>>123940363
what heat lol
>>123940318
>so many cunts
It's like two at the most.
>>123940318
>shitposter whining about shiposters
epic
>>123940469
1. Avina Venomblade
2. Dylan the Almighty
>>123940219
Ventari rev, my friend. So 3 real revs.
Claiming world first Eternal group to use ventari heals.
IT JUST WORKS.
>>123940663
I have those
>>123935396
>>123935396
holy shit again without /gw2g/ in the OP what the fuck is wrong with you faggots just put it in why are you not
>>123940252
yeah i bet you still use assassins with scholar runes to raid too
>>123940505
except that burnzerker has optimal damage vs targets that dont move around at all so you are getting maximum top dps for the majority of the fight.
>>123939741
Which one of you was the confrmed pedophile?
>>123940318
It's all the PvE tryhards that couldn't dick-wave before because PvE was piss easy before so now they're taking full advantage of the chance to brag for the first time in three years.
>>123940704
Jeff Vann's Necro
>>123940785
He doesnt have one!!!
DPS rankings, please.
I want to smell buttsi
>>123940732
What the fuck you are not using scholar runes on mesmet!?!?!? Remind me why you are hopes raid leader again
nobody else has posted eternal so all these complaints are from whiny babies with no merit.
>>123940882
TOP TIER
-Power Revenant
-Condi Warrior
IMPORTANT DPS BOOST TIER
-Alacrity Mesmer
SHIT TIER
-Everything else
>>123941010
FUN had world's first eternal amerihopekek.
>>123940980
We don't really have a raid leader. But that's not what he said, reading comprehension.
>>123940980
we cleared the entire wing on reset night and have eternal, you tell me.
>>123940836
Are you a qt fhd? If so whisper meJeff vann
>>123941112
You can whine about it being unfair like a little bitch, but DnT had the (well deserved) world's first eternal.
>>123941039
Hammer guard does nearly as much DPS as rev
Eles do more DPS than rev
>>123941269
your dum
>>123941126
Cute little dork is definitely you guys leader and that's exactly what he said.
>>123941269
You are literally braindead retarded
some people in this picture have the "Eternal" title
>>123940663
MINE
>>123941359
Some people in hope are confirmed child predators
>>123940882
>>123940882
slightly incomplete list, but
condi berserker > tempest > condi engineer > revenant > guard > ps warrior > necro > condi ranger? > thief > mesmer
when buffed, where buffs mean
full might, fury, full vuln, alacrity, quickness, food, etc
>>123941340
CLG isn't the leader, there's no leader
Seiba talks the most probably
Also its true, eles do more DPS than rev with a mesmer boosting both of them and hammer DPS is very comparable to revs
>>123941476
"confirmed" *
Made a necromancer and hit around 20. At that point it quit being fun, what class should I try next?
>>123941329
>>123941340
Buffed ele dps > rev dps
Both of you are retards
>>123941359
i'm fighting hard day in day out in the mist war, defending TC... Looking upon this picture pulls my heart strings... so much cute and adorable in one picture... It's what I fight for!
i organize the times and pull people together but yeah i wouldnt really say im the leader. theres only been like 1 time since i had to step up and remove somebody from the group but everybody else agreed with me so it was fine.
>>123941739
Was it shitblade
>>123941485
Dd staff thief is revenant level
>>123941503
Hammer guard is not even close to rev dps
>>123941648
Congratz on fighting for pedos, keks, and gays. Your parents would be proud.
>>123941739
>finder's keepers
dros...
>>123941503
RAID LIST TALKING ORDER
Seiba -> Riathen -> CLG -> Bole - >Trugen --------> Lusster
No real leader though.epic name drops
>>123941779
i wont name drop anybody
Do you people complaining about not being in "the clique" not have a normie guild? Is HOPE your only guild? bc that's not a good idea.
>>123941804
No its not, DD staff thief doesn't even benefit from alacrity and barely from haste
DD staff thief unbuffed on dummy is 3-4k DPS lower than rev unbuffed
>>123941894
Yet still none of those fags can solo Lupicus unlike me.
>>123941956
But was it shitblade
Please tell me I just have to know if it was him or not
>>123942031
Fuck off jugg
>>123942106
No it was a chrono Rumplelouse or some shit.
>>123942229
That guy wiped us during VG a fuckload of times, way more than even venomblade.
Can't even imagine how many times you guys wiped cuz of venom too
>>123942229
>>123942501
How the fuck do you fail at Chrono? The class is literally idiot proof with its multiple evades, blocks, invulns and even a fucking time reset ability
>>123942501
Venom was not a problem
One thing I miss from guild wars 1 is guild capes. Are capes in this game as back items or is it just fucking backpacks and shit
>>123942725
insta kill mechanics and people who dont play the class right.
This is why rats need to be gassed.
>>123942794
-T Venom
>>123943008
HOPE harbors these pedo ratplayers
>>123943048
se on totta, en voi todistaa sitä
>>123943148
Actually, they're in an RP guild.
Nice pedo meme though, fucker.
>>123943148
Fuck off jugg
>>123943008
Fuck off jugg
>>123941359
Whoa, why does Rikki's new girlfriend look so familiar?
>>123943343
>who is bole
nice pedo defense force
Poll time, let's see how much the in-game stuff you listen to.
http://strawpoll.me/6148445
http://strawpoll.me/6148445
http://strawpoll.me/6148445
>>123943457
Fuck off jugg
>>123943457
That's a good question, who is Bole?
>>123943662
A confirmed sex offendor sometimes goes by the name boleregard and salad bole. Is actually a nice guy.
>>123943392
because they're cute c:
>>123943392
>Rikki's new girlfriend
WHAT
NO
i must have the biochemist
>>123943612
I rarely put on other music except when I'm drunk or doing something very boring.
>>123944550
>>123944742
whisper me jeff vann now
>>123944843
Why do you keep posting this?
Catspammer has downgraded to fhd's or is this a new entrepreneur?
>>123945098
he has meme tourettes because he is kind of retarded
>>123944550
>>123944742
>>123944912
>>123945097
>>123945290
>>123945483
Don't be like the cats, there's no need to move the cycle of hate further, to another race.
>posting from only 1 ip at a time
cmon senpai you can do better
>>123945562
>implying its not the same person botting
>>123943457
>>123943917
Foxymittens shut the FUCK up
what does asura farts smell like?
>>123946693
rancid dolphin meat
I kinda miss the ability to see my character up close in the dialogue window/view/whatever
Replayable vanilla story when?
do sylvari defecate?
no you fuckwit
>>123947184
yeah but asura do the biggest poops
Real talkwhat is charr musk and what does it smell like?
Hey, Jeff's stalker wherever you are. If I help you take them down, will you let Brulent live so you can have Meme Vann and I can have her?
>>123947527
whisper me jeff vann m8 razzle dazzle in salma lets go pants off six traps only
Know what I think is the biggest mystery of GW2?
The Floating Girzwhatever from the human personal story. What the fuck does it look like? What is it? IT has no model.
>>123947272
like my jocks after i do a lot of activities or sit around in the heat for a while
it's a real rich smell. it's not a bad smell.
My gf likes to smell my used jocks when she's in heat.
>>123947527
i'm only interested in one person and they're not going anywhere, but please feel free to whisper us
>>123947527
no. the white-haired hussy must be utterly crushed. only then can jeff and i live happily ever after.
>>123947564
lol
>>123947682
whisper me jeff vann man it aint hard
>>123947682
are you going to whisper him or what?
>>123947612
It's mentioned in the asura personal story too.
>ranger
>can't use pistol or rifle
Why anet...
![CifXoz7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xEoqhNG.png "CifXoz7[1].png")
I swear to Dhuum if I don't get more necro names...
>>123948509
I have one but prefer to not be shitposted about.
>>123948050
Yeah, but it's more of a side mention compared to the whole chapter 2 story about it.
>>123948580
shitposting about necromancers is nothing we can escape
or you can just send me a mail, the list is too long to post now anyway
>>123947902
i'll whisper him once he's safely away from your vile clutches
>>123948690
Inevitably I'd end up in a screenshot, so no thanks.
>>123948904
no one cares who you are and being random guy #9 in someone's screenshot isn't going to change that
>>123948904
wtf why even bring >>123948580 up then, i dont care about weak necros
>>123948818
bruh just whisper me baka
>>123948818
that's a little cowardly, don't you think?
>>123949113
you look so flustered :3
>>123941485
>he thinks tempest can outdps condiengi or herald dps.
Your DPS ranking is completely off, try again faggot.
Tempest doesn't even outdps DD staff/d.d
>>123949209
i'm biding my time. after you've been disposed of i WILL whisper him jeff van
>>123941628
>being this wrong
Buffed herald rev w/ the correct rotations > buffed ele/tempest w/ correct rotations.
idk where you get your facts from. but you're clearly the retard here.
>>123949472
she's right here bruh in salma now's ur chance
>>123943612
off: Player instruments, BGM,
Very low: everything else.
>>123941485
It sounds like you're just amassing misinformation that has been posted in the thread by misinformed people.
Also condi reaper is up there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODtnV2KI7gA
>>123948509
>swearing to a god about death eternal and preventing the dead from rising
I know rats are bad at the whole religion thing but c'mon.
>>123949845
We're still learning about your Human gods. That's why we spend so much time by this statue
>>123950116
Not fooling anyone, Rikki.
Playable largos when?
>>123950394
>not superior krait
>>123950116
please post more of you and your new girlfriend, thanks much
>>123950517
>>123950776
We're not dating, we're just cute
>landing Hunter's Ward on the entire enemy team and guaranteeing the stronghold victory
Feels good
>>123951095
>Biochemist is "being cute" with Black Lani
What are the fucking odds?
>>123951095
I'm going to do experiments with Rikki!
Hard-working industry rat
>>123951582
i hope that rat's krewe has a good healthplan. he's seen better days.
>>123951095
>>123951418
>>123952064
is this the post your ugly asura thread?
>>123952003
That rat is perfectly healthy due to the on-the-job preventative health measures taken by all members of the krewe, hence the respirator.
>>123943612
Everything off unless some retard votes for Khylo because you need the vocal cue for Treb shots.
>>123952064
do you like being pumped with bookah batter?
>>123952796
>retard votes for khylo
Khylo's the best map though ;].
>>123953079
no
8o}
>>123953161
shit tier opinion matched by shit tier smiley.
>>123953346
>kyhlofag
>;]fag
>not a pleb
pick one o\V/o
>>123953415
*cums inside u*
>>123953079
>not temple
End you're self
>>123953415
>neither ;]
Kyhlo is the most balanced out of all the maps. there's no shitty gimmick (trebs are easily dealt with).
By balanced I mean, no 1 class excels on Kyhlo, compared to the other maps.>inb4 hurr durr maps r just 2 hrd 4 pvpscrub like u.
Don't be a fag and twist my words around. I enjoy all of the ranked maps, just think kyhlo is the best ;]
>>123953475
Temple is literally the worse of the ranked maps lmao.
>>123953820
>the classes with ground targeted teleports are on equal playing ground in Kyhlo with those that don't have them
>>123953965
that mobility effects every map though. and isn't exclusive to just khylo. the only argument that you can really make where a class excels is mesmers/necros easily being able to repair a treb w/ their cross-map TP's.
But even if that happens, trebs are easily dealt with.
>>123948509
We need to start discussing a comp desu
>>123954080
>that affects every map though
>Kyhlo somehow isn't a map in this thread of logic
>>123948509
cute character due
>>123954538
you're straying from the point. I was saying that mobility will clearly benefit a class that has access to it, on any map. Wasn't excluding Kyhlo.
which means that the map is still more balanced, compared to the other ranked maps.
>>123951095
>>123952064
do you think they'll explode if we put them next to their polar opposites?
How can msura even compete?
Are you remembering to protect the FHDs of Tyria from the evil lurking zodiacsuras?
>>123955121
>>123956024
typical hopefag shitposts.
>>123956060
typical nobody shitpost
>>123956524
>calling someone a nobody on an anonymous image board.
typical hopefag shitpost.
>>123956524
i'm NOT a nobody.
>>123956741
>>123956778
literal nobodies
>>123956876
>w-well u-ur a n-n-n-n-nobody!!
such a hopefag-tier response. literally autistic.
>>123956876
>>123956985
>>123956741
>>123956524
>>123956060
these no name shitposts holy fuck lol
>>123956985
that might mean something if you were an actualy somebody, nobody
>>123957118
>>123957126
hopefag defense force neetshitposting lmao.
such a pathetic group of people
oink
any earth rockers here
Returning pauper clad in terrible exotics and rare weapons here. How to get rich and ascended quick?
Why do I get a boner when I visit Black Citadel?
>>123957309
*pats*
>>123957530
Iron Legion is testing pheromone based weaponry.
>>123957548
why do you skip pats on certain rats?
>>123957592
I don't know. I don't have much time for pats... I'm fighting hard in the mist war, anon. I'm sorry if I missed a pat on your rat..
oh god what the fuck is this
isn't NA supposed to be asleep??
>>123957690
Just sneaking in a little funposting before the school bus arrives c: !
>>123952003
>he
If I want to speedrun like oldschool DoASC with NT sins / Whirling Rangers and UWSC / 100b+MoP what do I pick
>>123958143
Just use the greatsword build.
>>123958073
at least tell us what's wrong
>>123958239
Do I need to start as a specific profession to use said build? Back then we just used paw-ned^2 between our guild
>>123957753
murrr fine but be quick about it... and add some qt kappasuras in the mix
>>123958386
None of the cute kappas play anymore
>>123958386
There's already at least one kappa in the thread, though.
>>123958295
Since the cat looks like how I feel, I'm going to go ahead and guess it's because of the sad state of the GW2 general.
>>123959397
Abandon thread, join guild, at least guild can be moderated
>>123959774
I originally only abandoned the the thread, but later on I also left the guild. Eventually I returned to the thread because of FHDs.
http://strawpoll.me/6149394
http://strawpoll.me/6149394
http://strawpoll.me/6149394
So, /gw2g/ ? Are they pedobait?
>>123960245
absolutely
>>123960245
Reglar asuras aren't, but the makeover faces and hairstyles are.
>>123960245
Asuras are not for sexual, they just want to science
So eles are shit dps?
