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Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
Richard "Killing Sven with a Five Seven" Lewis
Richard "Give me Asian meat while I smash this Swedish geek" Lewis
Richard "Choking Them like TSM" Lewis
Richard "Fuck your bitch and Stream on Twitch" Lewis
Richard "Feel my rage when I go back stage" Lewis
Richard "No antidote for a broken throat" Lewis
So after reading this absurd shitstorm I felt like I needed to mention something about media work in general. It's a rule of thumb, a bit simplified, but you can generally count on these things to be fairly close to reality;
When you're a really good journalist and can adapt to difficult conditions, you often end up working overseas to cover the world's major events.
When you're a good journalist and tend to remain professional, you often end up covering politics or economic news.
When you're an ok journalist or occasionally slip up in interviews, you often end up covering everyday news like accidents or fires.
When you're a pretty bad journalist or a bit slow on the side, you often end up covering local news, and what happened to that poor cat that fell into an elevator chasm.*
When you're a shit journalist or pretty dumb, you often end up covering sports.
When you're really the bottom of the barrel, the kind of person that literally no media outlet wants to ever deal with, and you may very well have failed to graduate any kind of college education, you sometimes look around and realize you might as well try your luck at being an e-sports journalist.
Think about this the next time you read people like "Thorin", "Josh Raven", and "Richard Lewis". I'm happy our new media forms have enabled even unprofessional shits to find a purpose to their life. Because I think everyone should have that chance.
Keep it up, boys, you're giving the most abjectly immature and incompetent 40 years olds of our society a way to remain optimistic about life, and that has to count for something. You're important. You are.
:>
*The cat was ok.
>lewis kicks the shit out of a swede kek
Next time lets see how he does against a commando krav maga trained fitjew
>>123758206
>dotards love jews
Truly you are my greatest ally israel
>>123758234
>dota got the best jews
damn right.
>>123758301
>trusting jews
Oy vey good goyim
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=447269341
Is this map legit? I wanna git gud
Thorin @Thooorin 1m1 minute ago
When I first went to Sweden, in 2002, it seemed to be a very enlightened country with a lot of forward thinking ideas. 1/2
This is gonna be good
>>123758681
>sweden
>>123758715
Our guys
>>123758757
>redditrin
>our
here you go
>>123759157
holy shit
just got l e m lads
>muh violence shouldn't be in esportssss
lmao these keks
I hope next lan someone legit gets into a fistfight
>>123758715
swedes should be banned from playing CS 2bh
>>123759525
https://twitter.com/v1lat/status/670622584833183745
>>123759638
>slav wants violence
no surprise here
>>123759157
I knew a physical fight at a LAN was going to happen eventually.
I just expected it to happen in a US LAN with Moe.
>>123758112
what?
>>123758206
but fitjew isn't a cunt. no fight would happen
>>123759791
Moe is actually chill on lan, complete opposite of his stream persona. That's why you see him on pretty much good terms with all the pros in the NA scene.
>inb4 moe pls leave
>>123759887
>Moe is actually chill on lan
Forgetting that time he almost got into a fist fight with Warden?
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/670954185437892609
so... anyone else pretty much only playing faceit from now on?
Reminder DH wanted to kick Lewis out and our boys the DDKs made the swedes back down again.
how do we save cs go?
>>123760174
By murdering every child that has come from league's community
>>123760204
>he wants to remove 80%+ of the cs go community
>this is somehow saving it
>>123760268
>implying it wouldn't save it
infact every kid that likes Riot lyte's bullshit should be killed, for the good of competetive gaming
>>123760268
it would save it. HoN players should be encouraged to join tho
>>123760379
>>123760418
>playerbase is beginning to decline
>"how do we stop this"
>"by removing even more players"
>>123760470
Yeah, we remove the shit players that are ruining everything
>>123760174
make it f2p
>>123760379
no one likes Lyte
>>123760521
>no one likes Lyte
>looks at reddit
could have fooled me m8
>>123760470
Hello Leaguebaby
we're all switching to Overwatch when it comes out right?
>>123760542
>>looks at reddit
why don't you go have another look at reddit.
and stay there.
>>123760638
>overwatch
>competitive game
No.
>>123760653
So you admit that people that like lyte do exist then?
>>123760663
>CSGO
>comepetitive game
Enjoy playing your dying RNG infested game that's dominated by Swedekeks.
>>123760638
Yes, I'll wait u there anon
>>123760638
>20 tick
>client side hit detection
>copying a 8 year old game and adding nothing of value
>blizzard
I give it 18 months tops before it dies. Mostly because blizzdrones will cling to it forever.
>dota 2 growth this month = 18,551.6
>cs go growth last two months combined ( while a 50% off sale is on) = 8742
how does it feel to be a part of the dying game?
>>123761034
it's not our fault Chinks can't into FPS
>>123761034
at least our players are not literal cu.cks rofl
>>123761034
This is the trend mate,
you now realize how beta and autistic people became in the last 10 years, and it´s still rising.
Click and point adventures are well connected with autism and social incompetence.
It will increase over the next years
>>123761120
>best players in the world are literal swede keks
>implying olof, flusha, jw, friberg, getright would even stand up to rlewis
oh yeah, ofcourse not :^)
>>123761165
>cs go is dying because other games are autistic
>totally got nothing to do with cs go being a bad game
starting to sound like the sc2 cvcks mate.
>>123761408
>cs go being a bad game
CS is just following the path of Starcraft.
Swedes are killing the game just like Gooks did.
>>123758206
https://twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/670938540914712576
how do you entry frag against an awper with a rifle? i throw my flash and smokes to get them to unpeek then while im entering the site with my team i always get awped
>>123761631
>coming from a guy who constantly throws racist remarks towards Peruvians
gold
>>123761679
>racism against the inferior races is bad
>>/reddit/
>>123761587
> cs go is a good game
i mean if you haven't played many video games or have low standards i can see where you are coming from.
>>123761764
is Europe inferior too?
https://twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/670873407769190400
>>123761631
hahahah
the beta cûcks they are
I can't seem to find any cs go players on the list of 'pros that are relevant and actually matter'
can anyone here help me out?
>>123761834
yes
>>123761920
>all those Chinks
>burgers at the top
>being proud about that
>>123761631
isn't he literally the most "toxic" person in dota? seems like the money went to his head
>tfw no overwatch beta and have to play this shitty game instead
fuck all of you im never coming back once i get overwatch
>>123762039
can you just leave now
>>123762015
>isn't he literally the most "toxic" person in dota?
That would be Mason
>>123762039
You won't be missed, Gold Nova.
>>123762124
Did Mason ever get banned from HoN? And I know ixMike88 is up there
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/670969314791579648
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do be more kek?
Whats this dreamhack talk? What happened?
>>123762473
pls no
fuck this old fart
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>>123761660
Don't challenge, go do something else
Prefire tap and pray you get headshot
Flash/smoke run in
Those are your only 3 choices i think.
>>123762557
your mom blew everyone at DH
lmaoooooo
>>123762557
RL necked a dotakek after he tried to start a fight with RL now the dota scene is fully btfo'd and idiots thing they should join CS because they can bring class to the scene, such as >>123762473
They're as bad as ESL "family show" casters.
>>123762557
>Richard Lewis cracks joke on twitter.
>Attention whore chink chimp took it personnaly while not being the subject of the joke. SJWs triggered everywhere
>Her beta clucked dotard boyfriend white knighting like a faggot
>Goes backstage, gets into RL's face
>RL choke lock him down
>Faggot cries about it on twitter and calls the police
>Many SJWs feefees were hurt.
>DH security handled the matter very poorly
>Political Correctness everywhere to appease the twitter crybabies
>Kelly's an ugly whore.
>>123762853
why are there so many fat people in csgo?
>>123762824
>>123762795
obviously this is the whole truth and nothing but the truth
not make-believe fanfiction written by neckbeards on 4chins
>>123763027
Pretty accurate
d2g remains in flames lmao
>>123763218
CITY OF CS:GO
>>123762984
because we don't have starving asians playing
>when dotacûcks browse your general because they got BTFO
hahaha
>>123763404
>starving asians playing
Kinda weird how the poorer scene is filled with fatties
you guys sure you can survive till MLG? Need any handouts?
>>123763537
so i assume you are a click and point adventure pro?
or jsut some chubby beta nerd hanging at silver league or 1,7k mmr?
>all this shitposting already
They must be waking up
>>123763537
Why are you proud that your competitive scene needs ridiculously large prize pools to stay relevant at all? Seems pretty bad, not to mention it attacks people like Kelly who have no place in esports.
>>123763731
>Why are you proud that your competitive scene needs ridiculously large prize pools to stay relevant at all?
I mean, the global viewership is higher than csgo and it's army of drop bots.
You may not want to talk about 'relevancy' when you game has a declining player base :)
>>123763797
Actually, our major has beaten your major, and our Dreamhack had more viewers than yours consistently, so IDK man. Maybe you're thinking of LoL and Dota where LoL always has more views.
>>123763707
>posts at 01:43:22 AEDT
>waking up
k
>>123763920
>actually, our major has beaten your major
they both had similar viewership, but ofcourse just ignore cluj having 1/3rd (300-400k) less viewersship than colonge with no explanation
>and our Dreamhack had more viewers than yours
cs go dreamhack having a 250k prizepool with teams like envyus, tsm, fnatic, vp
meanwhile in dota
>literal who teams with honeypot prize pool
Maybe you should take more time before responding, i am still waiting for that rebuttal on why the cs go player base has hit a wall and begun declining.
hey guys /d2g/ here,
my wife is looking for a new bull to fuck her, was wondering if there was anyone available in the sweden area.
>>123764051
cûck
sup loda
lmaooo
esports newfags
>your lads
>our lads
YOOOO E-SPORTS
take it to reddit you insufferable fucking children
>>123764051
>no explanation
Russian stream on hitbox, it topped Coln in actual views
>OG
>Literal who
But hey, if your only excuse is that on you have 3-4 tournaments a year that actually matter, then have fun with terribly tournaments year long. I guess that just shows CS teams are dedicated to the game rather than just money.
>>123761660
You dont awp is OP
>>123764167
>Russian stream on hitbox, it topped Coln in actual views
Wow you really are slow on things aren't you?
this wasn't true. At all.
http://open.dreamhack.se/news/309-25-million-viewers-watched-dreamhack-clujnapoca.html
cluj had less viewers across the board to colonge. And less viewers in Katowice in some areas.
Nice try tho, I recommend next time you engage in debates you are actually informed on?
> almost all teams are literal whos but one
>all of a sudden the event is good
grasping at straws much?
My argument was this dreamhack wasn't a good dota event, and infact had wasn't exactly a well received events from the sc2 scene and hots either.
>>123764428
dotard here, the only events that are good aren't honeypots, which means $$$$$$$$
>gotards thought they are relevant
dota community: don't like loda, don't like adult men throwing hissyfits
csgo community: literal cücks for manchildren like thorin and fat arab
When are they going to add claymores into this game? So we can guard sites easier?
>>123764669
>sent from my reborn client using tappa talk
cûck German
>>123764428
>we had 5 million unique viewers a day, so we just multiplied that by 5 since there where 5 days and got 25 million :^)))
DREAMHACK DAMAGE CONTROL IN FULL EFFECT
is there a non dingit stream for the Vega - Epsilon match?
>>123764756
How is a sword going to help with guarding a site?
>>123764813
Because apparently in this kucked world, white knights win easily.
>>123764669
*tips chastity cage*
>>123764902
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BASED LODA
got richard lewis banned from dreamhack
he was gonna get kicked out at the event, but faceit begged dreamhack not to do it
>come back one day later
>the obsession over Sweden is still going on
Your meme-game is weak, /csgog/.
>>123764813
>It's Dust II, you're down 12-8 and you're CT, your team doesn't have money, and neither do you, your team knows they have to eco so they buy UMPs and Armor. But you know better, you instead forgo any protection and buy a sword, the mightest of weapons, your teammates are in awe of your turkey leg sized penis.
>The round starts, you take off towards B site, carefully avoiding the barrage of sniper shots mid, and make it to B-site, taking up a position next to boxes. In your haste you leave your other teammates to watch A. You're alone.
>Suddenly, smokes and flashes fly out the tunnel, in a moment of clarity, you unsheathe your katana, and mentally prepare yourself to hold down the position. Footsteps echo out of B. You lunge forward, decapitating the first two enemies, with ease. You smirk at the third following closely behind, and stab his gut killing him, the poor slob forgot to buy armor, you think.
>The last two backtrack back into tunnels, but you've prepared yourself, your teammates have played claymore mines, near the entrance, and in a small series of explosions, the Terrorists are no more
>>123765215
God damn it, fucking demoknights OP. Nerf Zatoichi pls.
>>123765215
What kill streak did you have equipped in the 3 slot? I hope it's a UAV so your team can properly box them in.
>>123765371
Turkey leg sized penis
>>123765082
and now rl is pretending that he's leaving dreamhack by choice
out with the trash
>>123765423
>out with the trash
>posts reddit trash
>lewis axed
THANK YOU BASED LODA
>>123765989
desu this doesn't really mean anything since dh = esl now
>>123766067
not really, since dreamhack allowed thorin at their events
I wonder if thorin will go down with the sword as well and not attend dreamhack
that would mean he would basically not be in any major, unless MLG pick him up
LEgendaryLea nudes? the twitch stream?
dota wins again
>>123766170
wait dreamhack is what csgo calls a major?
christ
>>123766170
im guessing this is the last real dh, the acquisition just happened. thorin is going to be mlg, pgl, and faceit only
and starladder jk lol
>>123766170
oh god if thorin gets axed as well
please loda
destroy the "LE BANTZZ XDD" meme
>butthurt SJWs ruining CS:GO
And here I thought anime was the cancer.
>people think RL get axed
rofl
so fucking delusional
>>123766502
yes
he just happened to quit his only real job at hosting lol
>>123766502
dreamhack wanted him gone in the event, but faceit had to convince dreamhack to least keep him for the duration. Did you miss how there was a huge break with no desk at some point?
>>123766502
"I am considering not doing any more events" is basically the esports version of "you're not dumping me I'm dumping you!"
>>123766528
>>123766631
>>123766660
just keep posting so I can save these for the next major
Remember, if you're thankful that RL is gone, you're a fucking cück
![dota-2-cuu-vuong-the-international-04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pwbUn5T.jpg "dota-2-cuu-vuong-the-international-04[1].jpg")
bye bye csgo manchild
win a ti before you talk
>>123766763
>le banter xD
I'm glad we won't have this shit at majors anymore (or esl finals)
>>123759791
In US they would have fought and not went for police because it's common for men to have little physical activity.
>>123766740
esl is buying dh so even if he isn't getting axed esl won't be picking him up
>This shot can miss for no reason other than RNG.
>>123759953
Wow, I can finally see bigger picture. Dreamhacks swedekuks wanted Rlewis to immediately to leave their presence because they felt raped and violated. Jesus christ.
>>123765082
>>123765423
>>123765989
Kill yourselves on the way back to reddit, fucking faggots.
>dotards still salty their boy got BTFO
not surprising coming from a community of mouth-breathers who lack the intellect and twitch skill to play a tactical team based FPS so are stuck playing dumbed down faggotry like MOBAs
>>123766815
It's better than listening to boring, obvious "analysis" from retards like YNK that can't even speak English beyond a 1st grade level
>>123759934
TM, not warden
Do dotards really expect anyone to believe the "We were just talking and then all of a sudden he started strangling me?"
>>123766864
>This shot can miss for no reason other than RNG.
>>123766786
Who cares if you win TI? Worlds is by the most competitive tournament.
>white knighting your ugly asian gf over a twitter joke
>getting in a fight
>bitching about it on twitter
Sounds like something a 17 year old would do. Nice professionals you have there, /d2g/
reminder that all csgo fans that dont cheat watch anime
>>123766960
>rl
>not reddit
lmao
>>123767052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-TmRvfz9dI
>>123766960
>>123766963
>lol so based fight fight XD haha they punched each other lool
gobabbies again showing they're brain dead chads
what else is new tbqh
>>123767063
Reminder all pro teams have at least one (1) anime on them to make sure the rest stay clean
>>123767028
>This shot can miss for no reason other than RNG.
>>123763027
>Everyone who ever uses violence is wrong even in self defence
¨
Sweden please
>>123767097
>fight with reddit mods constantly
>hes a reddit guy
rofl
>>123767145
>chads
Literally the go-to insult for those suffing from being massively cukolded
>>123767145
Better be a braindead chad than a braindead cückolded white knight faggot.
>>123766170
So basically ESL paid Loda to cry on twitter?
I for one don't want to be in a world where every event is gray and horribly boring buttoned down shit like ESL events.
>>123766963
>dota kucks csgo of updates
>prize pools in Dora are literally an order of magnitude bigger
>dota player and cs caster get into a fight, cs caster gets axed and doto player gets defended by the community
Why are you guys such gigantic kucks? Do you like getting fucked in the ass while dota gets all the attention?
>>123767145
>plays the easiest "e-sport" known the man
>calling others braindead
ayy
>>123767180
>shooting heads with awp
deserved relative if we are being fair
>>123767132
>expecting anything less from fat weeb gookshits
>>123767302
It's an SSG-08 but sure.
>This shot can miss for no reason other than RNG.
>>123767018
"But anon he didn't talk smack in twitter like lewis so he's obviously right"
Actually read someone post that on reddit. Dotards are just fucking retarded.
>>123767293
>o-our sport is better because even mouthbreathing 12 year olds can be good at it and understand it
Dota is literally the justin bieber of esports
>>123767268
But what if children watch?? We have to keep it a family show.
>>123767018
It's rlewis
the guy has autism
>Racist cunt getting called to fuck off from ESL
>Bully getting told to fuck off from DreamHack
Best feeling ever. Only angsty teens like their cast.
>>123757968
BEWARE
DON'T UPDATE TO THE AMD CRIMSON DRIVERS.
IT CAN FRY YOUR GPU (and maybe more hard parts if you use a laptop)
/g/ Thread
>>51592184
leddit
reddit.com/r/Amd/comments/3ua7xj/psa_crimson_will_lock_your_fan_speed_when/
http://www.game-debate.com/news/?news=18710&game=None&title=AMD%20Users%20Find%20Radeon%20Crimson%20Driver%20Bug%20Is%20Throttling%20Fan%20Speed%20And%20Raising%20Temps
Multiple people got fucked already, one of my friends was forced to reinstall windows because all the drivers (network, audio, chipset) simply stopped working and even reinstalling the factory drivers didn't work.
>>123767293
How does it feel to know the only way Valve can keep Dota alive is to pump millions of dollars into it and it still has yet to ever win against League?
>>123767427
No Yuro kid gonna care if you curse on stream. Fucking sensitive Murican kids.
>lewis keeps getting fired from places
>his twitter reads like a fucking 15 yo girl in a permanent period
>csgog somehow thinks dreamhack isn't right in firing his ass
I know you guys are almost all underage dumbasses with zero work or real life experience but getting the cops involved in a fight in your fucking workplace no matter who is in the right is grounds for getting immediately fired literally everywhere
>B-BUT BOSS HE STARTED ITT
>>123767547
It feels good. We get all the attention from valve while you get none. Maybe a little bit more than TF2 though.
>>123767665
>ESL
>not Yuro
Fak
>>123767467
Don't reset or mess with overdrive, it's not gonna help with csgo anyway. Problem solved.
>>123767547
Feels nice when you consider Valve gives dota all the attention and csgo pulls similar viewers but is only a cash cow and gambling addiction support group.
>>123767701
>>123767786
>it feels good
>feels nice
>dotards like getting keked by league
Like poetry
>>123767741
Germany is barely EU. Also main market is US.
>dotards are proud of the the fact their "game" is dumbed down trash with a low skill ceiling that even the lowest common denominator can play
I bet the IQ of the average dotard is in double figures
>>123767689
He's literally, LITERALLY, a fat angry manlet who got BTFO by a swedekek and can't handle it
Him and his ginger lover get laughed out of every esports scene they try to cling to. CSGO is their last chance. Soon they will be Heroes of the Storm expert analysts because nobody wants them
except these csgog retard underagers who think being twitter babies is the coolest thing ever
Who /pig/ here?
>>123767837
At least we don't get keked by the very company that manages our game though.
>getting into a fight and jeopardising yours and other peoples esports career over a literal 4/10
Dotars are pathetics desu baka senpai
>>123767268
>Liking edgy offensive shit unironically
For some people, their teenage period lasts forever.
>>123767847
>Germany is barely EU
>>123767881
our boys doing it once again yooooooooooo
>>123767878
It's even more retarded because lewis can't even play the self-defense card since he was the one actively taunting and baiting loda to come.
Which isn't to say loda isn't a dumbass here as well getting offended over thin air but the way lewis handled it is obvious grounds for getting fired. And if you're getting fired EVERYWHERE you go then maybe you're the fucking problem.
>>123767890
>288 days since last hero port
>>123767890
>likes being keked
>b-b-but i've never been that keked!
>>123767858
>being this mad cs go gets BTFO AGAIN
maybe yo should try do something productive, like figuring out a way to stop cs go's player numbers from declining :^)
>read comments on the whole deal
>"BRUH if i was getting shoved by some guy i'd fuck his shit up even if my job's on the line u kno"
based counter strike chad offensive
>>123767958
Most draconian laws in EU. No violence, no anything is allowed in Germany.
Who here thinks Richard Lewis got what he deserved?
So what we can deduce from this incident is dotards are:
bootyblasted
balding
white knights
c
>csgo gets btfo YET AGAIN
man you guys can't catch a break, eh?
>>123768107
>288 days since last hero port
>still tons of bugs
>no update
b-b-b-b-but valve
>>123768130
exactly this
they are niggers desu
Hahaha I CALLED it! I called that Rlewis and Thorin would sabotage their own careers by doing something stupid and letting everyone know. Now it's just Thorin left.
>>123767921
No even hosted by Rich is edgy and offensive. It's good to have banter instead of boring robots that only repeat what suits tell them to.
>>123768243
>major update mid December
>nuke update nowhere in sight
>source 2 nowhere in sight
>"b-b-but we just fixed the hitboxes that should have been done 1 and a half years ago"
>>123768195
Refugees are allowed in Germany though.
>>123768232
we're getting one step closer to a thorin-less, lewis-less future
this was a blessing
>>123768107
why are you posting reddit on 4chan?
>>123767858
I don't know what kind of point you are trying to make but CS GO is easier to pick up and play by a dummy than Dota.
>>123768331
don't forget
csgo "major" updates are just new skin releases
>>123768331
>source 2
>dota reborn client still a buggy mess
lmao
cûcked once again
>>123768312
>le bantzzz XD
english people are a blight upon this world
>dota has single teams winning prizes larger than the total csgo yearly prize pool combined
>>123768331
>major update mid December
source?
>>123768487
>no source 2
>cs go gameplay is still a buggy mess
this games we DEVELOPED to be valves own cukking toy
>>123768239
Here is a (You) for you.
Dotards are perpetually insecure because CSGO has reached similar levels of popularity in half the time, as well as a much more fleshed out competitive circuit instead of one big event a year.
>no source 2
>can't change ingame settings while in a lobby
wew
reminder GOtards are so immature and underage Valve had to take away their ability to communicate with the opposing team
>>123768559
well dota 2 players surely know about being a cûck, can't argue with that!
cûck
thanks Vega
easiest skins of the week
>>123768587
Keep telling yourself that. We are gonna get our updates soon while you are doing that.
I wish CS got a pre-game lobby like the LoL client. Where you only go into the game after finding a match.
>>123768587
and yet valve still doesn't give a fuck, that's what's really hilarious
123768658
sorry, i think i misplaced your delivery of one (You)
>>123768658
>>123768698
>>123768642
hey fellow dota 2 players, don't forget to slurp your daily dose of csgo semen
Dota 2, YES
>>123768698
>m-muh updates
Your game will still be a pile of pleb trash no matter how many updates it gets.
>>123768587
>similar levels of popularity in half the time
except you are missing about 3-4 million active players.
oh, and cs go player numbers have it a brick wall after cologne so good look having any sort of growth in 2016 :^)
>you couldn't even tell there was a major in October or the game was on sale in November
>>123768556
he's talking about a major update for dota
I wanna operation!
>>123768859
>except you are missing about 3-4 million active players.
Pulling numbers out of your ass doesn't make it correct.
Does anyone know a place where you can buy legit level 3 accounts without any competitive wins? I want to play with some friends that want to get into the game but unfortunately the only 3 accounts I can play matchmaking on are all global. Leveling is so fucking boring too.
>>123768928
ew
fuck no
I agree with the Doturds, Valve doesn't give a shit about our game. Last time I heard there were like 5 devs working on it.
>>123768975
> "I am too brain dead to do basic research into things so you are just dumb!"
stop posting now please, you have already proven you lack of any intellect.
>>123769036
they won't even spend the money to upgrade the mm servers to 128 tick (since it would theoretically cost twice as much from 64 tick)
demos (and overwatch) were 16 tick a few months ago, I think it is now 32tick or something
If CSGO has the same design features from Dota we will have:
>Cash reward for kill based on value difference between equipment of the killer and equipment of the victim
>Only one map used in tournament play
>You can remove a gun entirely from play, banning your own team and the enemy team from acquiring it
Reminder that dotards are ok with pay to win
>New Bloom
anyone?
Guys, guys. Here is how a mature adult handle the situation where someone "pushes his forehead into his face". Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRFOnGM8-I
Redeye is the guy who is on the panel for a few of Dota 2 LANs by the way.
>>123769135
isn't doturd free2play?
looking at average players, CSGO is marginally less popular and you have to actually buy the game.
>>123769135
If CS was free we'd have more numbers than you. I'm glad it isn't because even with a price to entry the quality of players has been dropping as the numbers went up.
>>123769209
lel
>>123769209
that already happens
awps and cz give the least amount of kill reward
>You can remove a gun entirely from play, banning your own team and the enemy team from acquiring it
you can't remove any item in dota, only heroes. Which are maps in csgo. Which you can do
but csgo has random 3rd maps for a series :)
>>123769209
>>Cash reward for kill based on value difference between equipment of the killer and equipment of the victim
Fucking retarded. Your reward is being able to take his gun and a grenade.
>>123769010
anyone? pls guys
>>123769260
what a beta kek lol he didn't even punch him and then tweet about it rofl DOTARDS BEING KEKS AGAIN AM I RIGHT BREEEEEEEEEEEEEHS
>>123769261
the csgo monthly players is really just dota 2 players taking a break for a few games
it's no coincidence that csgo only got popular in the wake of dota crushing steam's record numbers
>>123769184
>they won't even spend the money to upgrade the mm servers to 128 tick (since it would theoretically cost twice as much from 64 tick)
Oh I guess you're a Valve Representative® speaking on their behalf huh?
The unofficial reason for the servers being 64 tick still was given as a response by one of the devs to a forum post. He said most people playing don't have computers powerful enough to see a difference.
>>123769260
here's how adult dota players handle problems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-TmRvfz9dI
>trying to steal Redeye
He's from quake.
>>123769416
LOL
the official reason was because players with less than 128 fps would be disadvantaged. Since they can't update as often as 128+ fps players
>>123769261
>CSGO is marginally less popular
it's about 2.5 million players, which is about 1/4 of csgos active players base.
The game is on sale right now for almost nothing, and yet the in game numbers have hardly risen. In fact cs go was going to have another month of negative player growth if it wasn't for the sale.
Gotards are BEYOND cukked if they honestly believe valves underwhelming development of the game isn't having a negative effect at this point.
>>123769451
and the huge pumped guy on the panel didn't choke the smaller guy? what?
>>123769451
He asked for permission to do it and the permission was granted.
>>123769184
>bringing up tick
Dota is 30. Valve are cheap when it comes to servers.
>csgog's raid attempt on /d2g/ has now backfired and this entire place has become negative as fuck
Honestly i didn't even know the game was starting to do bad until this shit happened....
>>123769524
>FREE to play
>low skill ceiling
>dumbed down gameplay so even a retard can understand whats going on
>still marginally less popular than a retail game valve doesn't care about
nice going dotards
>>123769416
Wasn't this like 3-4 years ago?
What if Valve bothered to optimize their game that runs bad even on new hardware.
>>123769451
that autism
>>123769575
what does c u c k spell? Dota 2
>>123769516
You're right. Anyways, it's not cause they're trying to cut costs on servers.
do we like richard lewis?
>>123769685
>move cursor to enemy's face
>click button
Literally the only thing you do in CSGO high skill game xDD
>>123769685
>low skill ceiling
>dumbed down gameplay so even a retard can understand whats going on
not even a dotard but you are seriously a fucking retard if you think cs go is harder than anything other than hearthstone right now.
the game is literally one of the easiest fps's i have ever played, I get more stressed playing LoL that's how simple this game is.
