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Orgasming Waifu General Edition

http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/19964704/

All invites in this wave/stress test have been sent out.

Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics. Also on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.

Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.

>Main Site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch

>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true

>List of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt

Previous Thread:
>>123161407
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>it's already 20 minutes past the end of the maintenance
>still authenticating
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Just thought i would leave this here.
Enjoy your #safespace hugbox neutered fps experience.

Metzen stated that "we have a long legacy of developing multiplayer games, and it came down to 'is it even possible to build a shooter that doesn't feel cynical, that doesn't feel cruel, that doesn't feel nasty? Can you build one that really promotes teamwork and relationship and having fun with your friends, and not getting killed with a thrown knife from halfway across the map as soon as you jump in?'"[14]

-Rabbi Chris Metzen Shekelstein

Also enjoy paying full price for a game that will still follow a f2p microtransaction model :^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ao76E3lLo

Brad is such a shitter, holy fuck.
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>20 tickerate
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These threads are so dead. ;_;
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>>123203681
>Someone tries to make a casual fps that doesn't attract the CoD I FUCKED UR MOM crowd
>automatically safespace hugbox.

top kek m8. keep projecting.
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>>123203872
I couldn't watch him play during the for the kids cast.
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>>123203872
>>123204013
Literally who?
also.
>99999 yards away from the payload
>"where is my team?"
how shit can you be?
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Some of you guys are alright.

Don't Attempt to push the cart tomorrow if your in Watchpoint: Gibraltar.
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Who is objectively the best offense hero?
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>>123203457
More pls
>pharaoh
>symmetra
>widowmaker
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>>123203962
>fps game
>point of game is to shoot people dead to capture an objective
>not cruel, cynical or nasty

I think you're lost ponygoy. I think you're looking for reddit.
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>>123203673
this weekend was a stress test

it was clearly succesful one since there weren't many problems

they will probably run more stress test weekends in the future while increasing how many people they take in every time
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>>123204353
>your
my immersion
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>>123204297
big guy at one of the biggest and most popular gaming sites, like the only one that's appreciated on /v/.
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>>123204438
Pjarah or perhaps Soldier 76.

Reaper is okay.

Tracer is garbage and on serves to be annoying but not actually effective.
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>>123204542
>it was clearly succesful one since there weren't many problems
that indicates it was an unsuccesful one
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Masked female character when
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>>123204840
Only males are ugly enough to cover silly
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THEY TOOK IT FROM ME.
FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE MAINTENANCE ENDED.
I HAD ACCESS.
THEY STOLE WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>123204438

Soldier
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WhO's ReAdY fOr An InViTe WaVe ToMoRoW?!?!?!?!??!
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>>123203962
>casual fps that doesn't attract the CoD I FUCKED UR MOM crowd

I've already had several people get extremely angry at me over chat because I was playing D.Va
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>Mei's QT petit hooded design with a two-handed gun was revised because it was "to close to Zarya

What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>123204297
Giant Bomb.
Brad's notoriously bad at playing video games.
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>>123204906
>implying a posionous vixen is ugly
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>>123205023
we aint getting one f.am
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>>123205076
DELETE THIS
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>>123205076

hnng

i need more images of Mei
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>>123205023
Are you a streamer or something?
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>>123205076
Gross I didn't think you guys were into barn animals
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>>123205029
Exprain
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I love all the butt hurt from people who've only played counter strike or call of duty claiming this isn't a real fps, when Overwatch actually plays more like Unreal from the 90s which actually took real skill and the fps scene garbage today.
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>>123204840
how else is blizzard going to flaunt that their game has equality
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>>123205076
I fucking hate faties IRL but chubby chicks like Mei in that pic are fucking prime breeding material in 2d
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>>123204840
Death cums~
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>expect magic the gathering 2
>get pokemon trading card game with less depth

>expect dota 3
>get league of legends with less depth

>expect team fortress 3
>get brink with moba cancer

god damn it blizzard
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>>123205029
D.Va is pretty good. Surprising you were getting flamed.
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This game needs a tanky support, like a Paladin or something
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>>123206678
Well that's kinda zyra, but her tanking sucks, and her support sucks.
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>>123205461
D.Va is the tankiest character in the game, is extremely mobile, and can shut down ults entirely.

Most people are too garbage to know how to abuse her kit and others are too stupid to realize that every hero in the game counters another and that you actually have to switch characters if someone on the other team is raping you with a specific hero.

Anyways, the reason people were getting mad at me was because I was carrying my entire team and shutting down almost every ult with her E. Namely Phara's, Roadhog's, and Reaper's, those are the easiest ults to E. When you're bad and you constantly get your every ability shut down by a flying tank that takes %50 damage, you tend to get mad enough to talk shit. People were calling me a faggot and telling me to play a hero that takes skill.

>>123206441
I think she's the second best tank in the game, after Reinhardt. Before I got beta I assumed Zyra would be the best because she has team shielding and a CC ult, god was I wrong about that one.

>>123206678
Most of the tanks fill that role pretty well just because most of them have a shielding ability.
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Post hero concepts. I'll start.
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>>123206961
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>>123206961
Name: Drengur
Nationality: Iceland
Role: Tank
Physical Description: Clunky, steaming, power-armored hulk. It almost looks like he’s wearing some kind of generator.
Lore: The suspicion of a hidden omnic presence first arose in Iceland after a spontaneous power outage left the nation in the dark. After multiple studies of the island’s seismic activity, a conclusion was reached that a subterranean network of omnic forces existed beneath the island’s surface. It was believed that the Omnics had furtively turned the island into their own industrial powerhouse; harnessing the earth’s geothermal energy at an efficiency not feasible to the surface dwelling humans.

A fear of this new omnic advantage elicited Overwatch’s involvement. They deployed drones into the earth to combat the enemy, but saw no success due to omnic defenses scrambling the familiar programing. With robotic forces not being a viable option, the organization turned to developing an organic being capable of withstanding the earth’s extreme heat. An experimental procedure was created to be implemented on living subjects. The only beings believed to have a chance of survival were men of titanic physical strength and fitness. Four subjects underwent the procedure, one lived through it: Drengur. The experiment was a success, but with an unexpected and horrific result. Not only was Drengur’s body resistant to extreme heat, he also radiated it uncontrollably. Initially, Drengur was a hazard to humanity, and had to be contained. While Drengur spent weeks in isolation, legendary engineer Torbjorn Lindholm developed a suit of armor designed to insulate Drengur’s extreme temperatures. Using his body as its power core, the suit allowed Drengur to manipulate the heat and pressure of water.

Now Drengur fights to reclaim his homeland, and hopefully find a cure for his fiery ailment.
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>>123206430
>why can't a company's first foray into a genre top the kings of the genres
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Reminder that one of the characters is gay.

A gay homosexual.

Could be anyone.

Even you.
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UPDATE: Maintenance has been extended. We don't have an ETA to share at this time, but will provide another update once the beta is live. Thanks for your patience!
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>>123206961
Oh wait Tracer in that pick is actually wearing a kind of leotard like Widow, I wish there was an actual picture of that concept.
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>>123207157
MaayyhBEBNW THERes A New IVn tIbnete? Wujab vewA??
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>>123207137
It's Bastion
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>>123206961
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>>123207257
>plot twist
Anal Beads as well.
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>>123207137
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>>123207137
Zarya, Genji, or Lucio
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>>123207137
wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if it's Zarya
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>>123207392
s-statistically there could be a thousand people in this room & not a single one could be gay
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Post Worst girl
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>>123207391
Love triangle between Bastion/Zenyatta/Genji
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>>123207783
Z.Va, she has down syndrome.
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>>123207783
u first
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>>123208061
I already did :^)
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I WANT MY BETA ACCESS BACK
I WANT IT BAAAACK
I WANT IT AGAIN
GIVE IT TO ME BLIZZARD
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>>123207350
>Why would I save a world I no longer have stake in?
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Are servers down or something?

I have full closed beta access but it's stuck on loading me into the game.
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>>123208397

Maintenance.
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>>123208397
UPDATE: Maintenance has been extended. We don't have an ETA to share at this time, but will provide another update once the beta is live. Thanks for your patience!

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/19973797714
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>>123208549
Thanks, I can't find any news on it from blizz.

Link to more info, or a time when it's gonna come back up? inb4 NEVER
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>>123207783
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>>123207687
That's exactly what a gay person would say :O
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>>123208351
>I just wish they made the movie slightly better.
oh well. it had it's moments.
I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!
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guess what owg


20 tick
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>>123208934
>It was Reyes who closed his eyes. It was Reaper who opened them again.
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>mfw people who play Dva get out of the suit in place when ult is up
>not ejecting immediately after dashing while mech is on collision course for allahuakbar
>mfw i figured this out my first game with her and see tons of people use her incorrectly in general

I wish i was a normie. GG.
but it was realle REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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what's the tick rate of 4chan's servers?
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>>123208992
what tickrate do TF2 servers most often run at?
I always felt that comparing it to a game like CSGO is pretty unfair as CSGO needs strong networking more than probably any other game
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>>123209445
depends on what autorefresh you use
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>>123208351
so what is his ult anyway? Magic or tech?
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>>123209513
I autorefresh at 128 times per second
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>RPNT
>REPENT

3edgy5me
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>>123209521
magitech
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>>123208836
fixed.
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He's a robot Bhudda. Obviously it's magic.
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>>123208351
>9 balls
>not 7
pssh
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>>123206961
pic somewhat related
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>/notin/ now

goodbye /owg/. i hope they fix hanamura.

>spawn has a KOREAN e-sports idol on the wall

totally broke my suspension of disbelief.
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448321227991.webm
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Would Overwatch benefit from something like Dirty Bomb's missions or contracts during the TF2 gun mettle update?

Like every day you just get an objective to get a certain amount of points as a certain hero?
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>>123209910
http://a.pomf.cat/ivxooj.mp4
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>>123210072
that's neat. can you do that on their website or something without a mobile device?
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>>123210072
post the fuck iniba one
honestly the best tbqh
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>>123209458
>>123209458

Official is 30, I just joined one. But the tick rate can be set up to 128 on private dedicated servers.
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>>123210379
http://a.pomf.cat/lhdvph.mp4
Inaba is the /owg/ mascot.
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>>123210565
thanks anon
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>>123208836
Fixed.
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>>123205076
WHAT WAS IT
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>>123210072
Do you have the
Tracer has a huge cock one?
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>>123210750
i check for bulges first, nice try
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>>123209617
easily the absolute worse character of the whole game, of video games entirely even

he is just so fucking cringy aesthetically

like the devs basically took in some fucking angsty high schoolers and told them to draw what was in their dark and tortured souls for their game
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>>123210880
what was what?
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>>123210887
http://a.pomf.cat/cayuhu.mp4
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>>123211168
that's why he's so great

>implying there's a better feeling than sneaking up on fhe enemy team and then DIE DIE DIE
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>>123211168
The fact that he rustles people for being an edgelord is hilarious though.
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>>123211240
Tracer is my waifu.
I need it.
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>>123211396
reaper is essentially a parody of the edgy character trope at this point.

i cannot believe blizzard put him in the game without laughing a little.
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>>123211168
If you actually cringe from looking at the character's graphics, I suggest that you seek help.
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>>123210750
now make her butt bigger, like widowmaker
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>>123211582
now put a santa at on her, like mrs. clause
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>>123211563
>defending edgelord incarnate
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>>123210925
In anime or real life?
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>>123210925
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>>123211904
I'm laughing at someone who physically reacts to the design of a video game character because they're so insecure and hyper-sensitive.

The whole concept of 'cringe' is autism incarnate. It isn't real, bro. No need to cringe or flinch or physically react to it.
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>authenticating
uhhhh? wasnt the maintenance supposed to end ages ago?
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>>123212064
you definition of cringe is obviously stupid if that is what you think it is

stop watching mainstream youtube reaction videos
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>>123212175
>http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cringe

What definition do you use then, fuckboy?
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>>123212394
the kind that does not react like i have having a seizure like how you think it is
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>>123211950
Woah is that a fucking finger?
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>>123212493
Cringing is a physical response to stimuli. If you think that Reaper is cringe-worthy, then you think that he is worthy of physical response. You are stating that a video game character affects your fragile psyche so much that you physically respond to it by cringing.

That's how pitiful you make yourself look by claiming that Reaper is cringe-worthy.
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>>123212496
it's a cheeto
Tracer is one naughty bulimic perv, she keeps snacks in her underwear, go try it.
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>>123212496
Tracer serial killer confirmed
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Cringe is when the social actions do not fit within the setting. People wearing trenchcoats in the Matrix? Cool as fuck. People wearing trenchcoats in real life? Cringe.

Now how is Reaper wearing a trenchcoat and mask out of place with the whole setting of the game?
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>open emails
>You Have Been Selected for This Weekend’s Closed Beta Test
>doushio!
>It's Blade and Soul

I couldnt even make it past level 6 in the last beta weekend it was so boring.
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>finish watching a movie
>feel like I want to play a game
>boot up the Blizzard launcher
>see this
>reality sets in

I just want to play again. I just want to have fun. ;_;
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>>123213082
Except cringing is a physical reaction to something that inspires fear, distaste or embarrassment. If you think something is worthy of cringing over, you think it's worthy of physical reaction.

Is Reaper worthy of physical reaction in your eyes?
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>>123213346
You clearly don't understand, there's universal agreement that the game is shit. Literally everyone else acknowledges it as shit, so were actually not having fun.
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>>123213567
I was having fun.. or so I thought.

It's just the 2 map limit that made it boring this shitter weekend after a few map rotations.
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>>123213721
Don't play Dota or League of Legends. Both games have shared 1 map since their launch and it's never changed.
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okay when is the fucking maintenance edning I WANNA PLAy
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>>123213567
I wasn't having fun, but I was filling my quota of self indulgence in making people hate me for outskilling them and pretty much making their overwatch experience unfun.

Camping their spawn point and delivering swift eternal sleep one by one, as they bled from my shurikens and my trusty sword.

Would beta again, worth every second.
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>>123205029
I want to fuck that rabbit
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>>123214359
Too bad you didn't get in permanently
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>20 tick servers
>half the heroes have an autoaim or wallhack
>competitive game
lol
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i'm glad i didnt get full beta access... more time for other things.
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>>123214665
yea its pretty shit

i still wna play tho, kinda bored of csgo atm
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>>123214724
Acceptance is the final stage of grief.
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>>123213082
>Now how is Reaper wearing a trenchcoat and mask out of place with the whole setting of the game?

Overwatch is basically what late-90s early 00s video game development used to be, people with no taste developing games where they wear all of their creative influences on their sleeves because they don't give a fuck.

It's a vast improvement over the modern video game aesthetic of boring garbage dressed up in drab ugly colors.
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>>123214665
It's funny how mad people are about characters having a moderately powerful ultimate.
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>>123204508
>shoot people dead
i hit them with a rocket powered hammer, get t right, retard

also
>muh grimdark
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If you want to listen ster tell you about all the retarded decision Blizzard has made for Overwatch in about 20 minutes there will be a podcast soon at twitch @ chanmanv
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>Try doing anal play again while thinking about Mei
>Feels shitty like always
>Start pushing on my prostate harder
>Find a spot that when pressed makes the tip of my dick feel like it's going to fucking EXPLODE
>Cum literally the biggest load of my life

Bros, you DO have a g-spot.
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>>123215174
Soldier 76's stupid auto aim Ult isn't really any better than anybody else's or any more difficult to line up, but because it's auto aim it's bad for some reason.
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>>123214730
Me too, I just don't understand why people think the game will be some kind of super competitive shooter.

The game looks fun, but everyone thinks this is TF2: eSports, which is just stupid. If it's popular enough, it will have a competitive scene regardless of the complexity of the game.
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>>123215345
No thanks, I'm not a faggot
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There is an Indian woman next to me in this coffee shop

Can she turn the lights into turrets? Should I start screaming DIE DIE DIE while spinning?
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>>123203457
Mei looks like she's kinda enjoying herself More so than uncontrollably orgasming.

Also, "don't worry love, the cavalry's- CUMMING!!!"
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>>123215372
>but everyone thinks this is TF2: eSports
I can't remember seeing this here ever.
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>>123215452
>Touching your prostate while thinking of chicks makes you gay
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>>123215372
>but everyone thinks this is TF2: eSports

No one here is saying this.

Even Blizzard has been cagey about saying this.
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>>123213721
>This faggot only got 2 maps
I got Gibraltar, Hanamura, and King's Row -- THREE maps.
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>>123215345
Yeah but you have to enter your shithole to reach it.
Hardly worth it when jacking off works well enough.
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>>123215703
That's what everyone says till they have a prostate stimulated orgasm.

Why would so many people, straight and gay alike, go through such trouble if it wasn't worth it?

You've literally never had your best orgasm till you do it via prostate stimulation. You've had peasant orgasms.
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>>123215703
I mean you can clean it beforehand you know?
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is maintenance still happening?
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>>123215913
No, you're out
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>>123215817
>implying I haven't

>>123215863
Yeah I know, I have the guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhBUgo4N3oo
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>>123215625
Also, TF2 has a really shitty competitive scene, atrocious balance, and it's comp scene is complete dominated by 4 classes, granted Soldier has an obscene skill ceiling.

There's a reason it never really took off.
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>>123215996
Sorry, what? You must have me mistaken for a pleb. I'm a day 1 player, thanks.
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>>123214020
When Overwatch has 100+ heroes and multiple viable builds for each one then one map will be fine.
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>>123214020
dont even try to pretend OW has as much depth and variety to manage with only a couple of maps

also somewhat related, i think the map design sucks

hanamura is particularly trash
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>>123216783
Still inexcusable.
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>>123215372
>this is TF2: eSports,
Well the reason for that is simple.
Everyone wanted to play TF2 eSport.
Very few actually managed to get into the autism club and do it.
Or really last long in there because let me tell you, comp TF2 players ARE RETARDED. Actual mental deficiencies and history in mental institutions. The higher you go up the ladder the more hilarious the head cases you come in contact with.

Anyway all you guys should go to chanmanv on twitch to listen to highschool drop out, 2 weeks in the loony bin, I take care of my girlfriend's dog ster.
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>>123216914
I like Hanamura pretty well but thought Gibraltar was ass.
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>>123214020
>and it's never changed.
Chess hasn't changed it's board in 1000 years and it's still better than whatever shit you play.
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>>123217116

> chess is a good game

Man I missed this meme. Are you an archaeologist?
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>>123217019
gibraltar's biggest problem is the sun glare

if they removed/greatly reduced that it would be decent

hanamura is just so boring and uninspired
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> stress test ends
> we're left with a meifag, literal fag talking about his prostate (who is also a meifag,) a tf2 competitive veteran, 3 memers and an archaeologist

holy shit see you guys next stress test
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>>123217019
Gibralter is the best one, it's big and open and has lots of different ways in

Hanamura is shit, it has that one main chokepoint for defenders at A, and then B is an endless respawn zerg / bastions in the corner

King's Row point A is pretty bad too but at least that one you can build up all your ults then blitz it
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>>123217539
>archaeologist
??
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>>123217539
How is anal play gay when it is something you do alone?

Getting your bunghole plowed by a dude is gay, anal play isn't.
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>>123217539
you forgot
>literal fucking retard
since i assume you dont fit into anything you listed.
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>>123217539
So basically better than before the stress test which was only ebin shitposting
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>>123217116

>chess
>literally memorizing algorithms
>no reflexes involved
>the representation of the game is also the interface, ie, old people and faggots with shaky hands fuck up the game state

alternatively

>play chess online
>opponents are literally looking up the moves they are supposed to make as they play
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>>123217491
Nah, Gibraltar's worst problem is the amount of defensible choke-points in the final stretch.
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>>123217762

Yeah but there was more pictures of the actual best girl then.
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>>123217769
Shut up retard. There are some hilarious videos of grandmaster chess players playing against ultra noobs and losing because of the noob's erratic moves
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>>123217857
she's flatter than that.
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>>123216989
I actually liked ster for a while. The videos he gave a shit about were really quite good. Too bad he realized not caring at all got him more yens.
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AT LEAST WE HAVE THE PORN
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and we're back!

add wattle#1529 if you wanna play.
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>>123218703

I wish there was less porn of Mei and more just normal pictures of her. I have the booty shot as my phone background but I'd like something normal.
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up /in/ goys
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nvr 4get The Noobening 2015.

So many friendships forged in 48 hours to get broken in one second. >>123218767
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who /still in/ here
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i hope blizzard implements more chactacter in the heroes and more interaction between them

like how in games like dota, league or tf2 you see characters being friends or foes and having voice lines to show that, i mean we have hanzo and genji but neither of those say anything when killing each other

i really want playing with d.va but i want her to be something more than le gamer girl, and i know people enjoy playing with reaper, but there's need to be something more into him than mr.deaddarknessevil to it

thats not only good for the game but the community as well, i want to see fan art of bastion giving a flower to d.va mecha trying to flirt with it because he doesnt know it doesnt have a personality like him, but there's not much about his personality, currently there's not much into it but a small trailer video and the goals and little lore they have on the wikis
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>>123219245
>those graphics
Jesus, spoiler that shit.
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what characters are the best Bastion busters? to destroy that mother fucker when that zero skill bastard is sitting in a corner just wrecking everyone
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>>123219767
symmetra's charged right-click penetrates his shield, as well as reinhardt's.

>tfw 100-0ing a retarded bastion over several seconds while he has no idea what killed him
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>>123219767
Junkrat, Symmetra, Hanzo, and Mei can all go either around or through Bastion's shield

Reaper and Tracer can just *teleport behind you*
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>>123219767
Tracer
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>>123219447
>not putting graphics as low as possible
i bet you also eat like a noob
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>>123219767
symmetra, reinhardt, reaper, genji, junkrat, tracer
depending on the situation
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>>123219413
what would d.va even talk about aside from gaming
what if she's memeing because she's covering up trauma from being a child soldier
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>>123218767
I miss you Wattle.
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>>123220016
oh really? Fuck i didnt know that. I really liked playing her but never realized it went through shields. Cool, fuck that clown Bastion
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>>123220297
Didn't she only just join at 19?
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>>123220297
>>123220515
Yeah, that's incredibly common in Korea too considering their mandatory service.
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>>123219413
>fan art of bastion giving a flower to d.va mecha trying to flirt with it because he doesnt know it doesnt have a personality like him
Dumb.
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>>123220297
d.va talks to her stream and speaks her thoughts on everything, as well as doing in-universe meme-spouting. She'll call her teammates shitters and that people should donate to see her cosplay next battle (but nothing lewd!).

Deep down, her personality is as shallow as it looks on the outside. Occasionally she talks about anime and fanfiction with Mei.
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>>123221329
In reality D.va is a cybrog made by blizzard to earn them more sales on it's dying RTS game Shitcraft II, she was built to make young Korean's heart flutter and bloom the forbidden seeds inside their pants whenever she went online.
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so whats the use of crouch in this game

i barely ever see anyone else crouch either and i don't use it much
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>mfw "symmetra counters bastion"
>mfw bastion does more damage to symmetra trying to shoot him

if symmetra is doing well vs bastion it's because teleporters are good and likely the team she's on has a tank who is actively shielding and letting her charge.

just a psa for retards who pick symmetra against bastion and minutes trying and failing to snipe one to death
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>>123219413
This is exactly what's going to happen. Blizzard is going to do a bunch of lore and background development for the characters. Then people will start obsessing over them. D.Va will be in some trailer where she's singing on stage like a Kpop star in some new outfit, then some Reaper in some sort of crazy new outfit will show up and start causing havok, then she'll hop in her robot which also has some new skin, and they'll battle. The skins will then be on the market for $20 each.
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>>123205029
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>>123221952
crouching behind widowmaker's ass
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>>123222036
this sounds like disinfo campaign for asspained bastion faggots
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>>123219245
whats your battletag, dawg?
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>>123222265
>D.Va will be in some trailer where she's singing on stage like a Kpop star in some new outfit, then some Reaper in some sort of crazy new outfit will show up and start causing havok, then she'll hop in her robot which also has some new skin, and they'll battle. The skins will then be on the market for $20 each.
I'd fall for it and pay the money.
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>>123203681
>>123203962
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>>123220515
Didn't she get picked up by the army to fight the kaiju thing before she got involved in all this?
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>>123222036
I'll take popping out of corners for a split second and releasing the trigger for 500 Alex.
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So..is every single Hanzo player a mouthbreathing retard? Starting to notice a pattern here.
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>>123203681
>$40
>full price

A console babby complaining about an FPS? lmao
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>>123222717
To be fair, with the bullshit lag compensation it's sometimes impossible to make it back to safety.
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>no fire gimmick hero

I wouldn't even care if he/she were underpowered as fuck, I just want to burn shit.
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>>123223351
>>>/vg/tf2g
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>>123222949
Not that I've noticed, but the point stands that pretending they're somehow standing there exchanging damage is ridiculous. A good fraction of her game I'm found is popping in and out of corners and firing orbs down hallways and choke points.
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>>123223351
That's probably high on the queue.
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>>123222776
>pick Hanzo
>nose instantly blocks
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>>123223420
>characters that light shit on fire are ONLY from tf2
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>>123223351
They should repurpose Tor.
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>>123223351
So chargeable fireballs that arc through the air, circular scorched earth area denial on E, fire trail sprint for evasion on shift, with a personal res phoenix explosion ult?
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>>123224157
Yeah that would be cool.
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Inaba-chan is the Queen of /owg/!
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>>123224558
Hope Inaba anon gets in when the next wave of invites go out
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>>123225021
I hope they don't so I can watch them complain.
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20 tick servers
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>>123225167
doa
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>>123225354
Watching overwatch is quite boring from one players perspective.
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>>123225472
watching overwatch from any perspective is a shitshow
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>Invite big streamers to play your game
>Literally all of them drop it
>PR stunt failed miserably
>Rely on BWE to get popularity back
>20 tick meme explodes

>6 months to go and already no one gives a fuck

Dead

On

Arrival.
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>>123225354
It's doing better than two of their other properties.
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widowmaker's scope feels so awful on multiple fronts

way too slow sensitivity
it actually very noticeably skips pixels
have to hold it down
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>>123225770
At the moment it isn't, it only has about 2.8k viewers, less than HotS
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>>123225354
literally every game is doa after league, fellow twitchbro
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waiting for overwatch & street fighter v & dark souls 3 is suffering, can this shitty gaming year just end already
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>>123225749
>chanmanv

NOT EVEN PLAYING THE GAME WHAT THE FUCK
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>>123225749
I want to have _star's gay babies.
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>>123226193
chanman does talk shows.
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>>123226278
i know. i love the dude, im happy hes back making stuff again. i was actually sad in the finale of the 8 hour episode.
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>>123225749
>all the big streamers just dropped it

lel
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>>123225065
I'd rather see pictures of happy Inaba being excited she got into the beta.
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>>123221919
is she literally built for sex then?
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20 tick gate
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Is there any set time period for beta waves or do I just need to check my emails daily?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0XAarDA9o

Winston vs Bastion
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>>123226697
Anyone know how difficult it would be for them to fix it?
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So will the 20 tick rate back lash make them update it?
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>>123226757
Their twitter usually gives a warning that a gnarly wave is coming, and obviously /owg/ blows up a little.
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>>123226757
They often happen on tuesdays.
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>>123226837
Depends on what you mean.

If you mean just doing it, ignoring the consequences, then it would be one single variable.

If you mean not spending an assload on bandwidth, more powerful servers, and still turning a profit, unknown. I really really really hope they allow custom servers for this reason.
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>>123226869
Yes, Insha'Allah
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It's not getting fixed. Just let the game sink
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>>123227076
They should just take all the excess WoW sub money they don't actually need.
And then put it on top of the Overwatch servers.
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>>123227226
Yeah, that'll please investors.
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>>123226802
LET'S BREAK IT DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwXR-gey9XE
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>>123226802
>>123227440
d.va ult at low health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlSuGNt8e4
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