Return of Cerberus Edition
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In this thread:
>Bioware-blonde, tumblr-approved waifus inburqas
>perky robits
>ass physics
>Mac Walters' Cerberus
>courteous and gentlemanly gangbang fics
Previous thread: >>122768171
First for Tali
>>123155432
Not necessarily.
>TMS: Favourite character you’ve written for and why?
>Lemay: Nyreen Kandros. I’ve written for a lot of characters (and games) and in a LOT of genres. But Nyreen was the first character that I had a direct hand in creating from the very start, in an IP that I feel privileged to be a part of, and one that means the world to me.
>We just … we need more, and to be more. We need to make games that are cultural, that are just plain fun, that challenge our perception of things, that let us be superheroes or race car drivers (or space marines/fantasy heroes!), that allow us to explore the human psyche, what depression means, to step into other people’s shoes for a moment, to learn about other cultures… and we’re seeing those games. That gives me hope. We can have all kinds of games for all kinds of people, and we can become so much more as we grow and embrace the richness of our player base. I think that’s going to continue to trend, so long as we work hard to support that. It’s my honest belief that it is essential to our industry’s continued growth to do so.
Le Toilette of our generation
>>123156056
I wonder what L'etoile would've come up with had he been assigned to write femtur characters.
hi meg
>>123155432
but image limit was reached.
>>123154914
see? this is why everyone hates yout.
>>123156056
>privilege
First episode of "The Expanse" ran yesterday night (America), picking it up right now and watching it later, let's see how that is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Expanse_(novel_series)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Expanse_(TV_series)
>>123156056
>that challenge our perception of things
This is the last thing libruls want, challenge any of their ideas and you're ostriched in the industry forever.
>>123154252
>Bioware-blonde
In the unlikely event that this actually happens I'm willing to bet that she's either going to be a dyke, crippled, mentally retarded, a nigger exclusive love interest or all those things at once. No way they will ever write a normal healthy blonde woman, it's just not within the realm of possibility.
>>123158661
Probably something interesting that were actually alien. Just consider this, humans are one of the horniest creatures on earth, we're constantly in heat and are ready for procreation 24/7 every day of the year. Now imagine the reputation that builds you in the galaxy. Turians must think all humans are super lewd sluts. Thanks to the laziness of Bioware humans are also pretty much the only ones sending both genders to fight offworld. Does turians lay eggs? Anyhow I think it is more interesting to see what a femtur thinks about the crazed sex monkeys that buggered them during the first contact war than what's actually going on with the femtur herself.
>>123160378
you forgot tranny or trans-human, constantly spouting how great this is and how she was made fun of as a kid
>>123161215
>trans-human
BT wanting to be a qt blonde hughmon, blonde wanting to be a BT or just a toaster head?
>>123161215
Fug, didn't even consider the tranny possibility. That's actually the most likely possibility now that I think about it. A SWEDEN YES shemale character is the only thing missing to complete the checklist for degenerates in the ME series after all.
Daily reminder that Miri is best waifu.
>>123161349
I thought more of a human who wants to be a geth and/or having some kind of computer interface to log himself into a ship directly.
>>123161494
>MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN
>BIX NOOD
every time
>>123161651
>I thought more of a human who wants to be a geth and/or having some kind of computer interface to log himself into a ship directly.
Oh, I was thinking of a batarian in a blonde wig and wearing a bra filled with big grapes and old socks. Still speaking in a very thick batarian accent he's speaking with disdain about the dirty aliens and how he sympathise with cerberus and shows you his membership card with terra firma. Having learned everything he knows about humans from illegal dirty extranet vids he always acts like a bimbo and makes really bad double entendres.
>>123161591
>Best ass
>Best body
>Best tits
>Best cock
Truly no other waifu can compete.
>>123162012
that doesn't sound like something bioware would do
>>123162012
myy neim wos Balak, nau eye em Bella thee hughmon slut,
>>123163190
I'm not sure if I should laugh or fap. Maybe both.
>>123158925
>everyone hates yout
Who? Where? When?
>>123159227
Curious. Gonna wait for a proper HD rip.
Would your waifu agree to be the centre of attention of a BT foam party?
>>123164803
No, my waifu isn't Jack.
>>123166743
> *heavy breathing* LIES *heavy breathing*
>>123168541
They are among you Volus, eroding away some small sliver of profit. A ship there, some money here.. brokering deals that benefit them and only them. Lurking in the shadows, and in the light under the shade of the stolen visage of your kind.
Have you ever wondered why so many mines have lost so much ore? Why found resources are claimed by 'them' just as you register the find? Why so few eviction teams return?
The sliver is getting bigger, they grow bolder and bolder.
>>123168982
Gypsies infiltrating Jews? This is new.
Hey /meg/ !
>>123170524
Go fuck yourselves, /dag/.
Any news/leaks about MEA, /meg/?
>>123170952
Cerberus will be in andromeda
>>123170635
Fuck YOU, Liara... It doesn't even make sense for you to have freckles...
>>123171005
Therefore Cerberus>Alliance. Deal with it.
>>123170635
Man, ME2 Liara was so perfect, why'd they have to go and make her dark blue
>>123171005
Will they bully MEA protag?
>>123171194
>femshep was in the trailer
>TIM wasn't
Alliance wins again
>>123171309
I don't know, I left ME last year
>>123171720
Same Casey
>>123171659
>trailer
>full game
Pick one.
![1238_yvonne_strahovski[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/byHOzV1.jpg "1238_yvonne_strahovski[1].jpg")
miri..
>>123172670
Miri is brunette bruh
>>123163728
you need to leave.
>>123164086
>he's still waiting for an HD riphttp://pastebin.com/Xk8MGAvuthat's 1080
>>123170524
fuck off. take the talicancer with you.
>>123172838
she can dye her hair
>>123171121
They're painted on, just like her eyebrows.
>>123171005
According to the plebbit leak but I don't buy it. The leak seemed bogus and TIM runs his operations personally. It conflicts with the leaked survey that seemed much more authentic.
>>123172882
is that tali's face ?
. . .
>>123132414
>TanPastAmethystsunbird
>the way she's grabbing Ashley's butt
muh dick.
>>123173031
that's her real face. the helmet is just a decoy, pic related.
>>123173125
Hey /dag/...
>>123173394
it all makes sense now!
>>123173418
We're busy self destructing.
>>123173730
These Earth-clans must have Volus blood
Pretty interesting video on why the Old Worlders had so many deadly diseases when they went to the New World.
>https://youtu.be/JEYh5WACqEk
>>123174907
our immune systems were adapted
>>123154252
>>Bioware-blonde, tumblr-approved waifus in burqas
What abouthijabs?
>>123175212
Femkrog have those
>>123175443
But they aren't cute. :c
>>123175483
we can't be very sure about that
>>123175030
Yes, but it's more about WHY the colonists had so many diseases. The American natives didn't have things like measels, smallpox, bubonic pleague, etc.
>>123173394
>the helmet is just a decoy
You need to stop play the game and go outside.
>>123176124
>says the person who cries because he can't be with his shitty waifu
>>123176376
Haven't cried since yesterday for your knowledge. And I can be with her in my dreams, that's what makes me happy.
>shitty
I bet your waifu is the shittiest.
>>123176952
It sounds like you could use some help, I don't think it's normal to be so attached to a fictional character that you have crying fits several times.
you cry because of some fictional thing ?
>>123176124
I haven't played the game since 2014 or something.
>>123176952
>Haven't cried since yesterday for your knowledge. And I can be with her in my dreams, that's what makes me happy.
seek help
>page 10
So...I have 8100 Total Military Strength (4050 Effect Military Strength) and my Readiness Rating is still only at 50%? What the fuck. How do I raise it? I keep reading to be fully prepared you should get it to 100%.
>>123181979
Play the MP
>>123177084
>>123178781
>I don't think it's normal to be so attached to a fictional character
We're all human, we all have feelings. You should visit /r9k/.
Tali is just too perfect.
>>123178669
I'm khv too.
>>123181979
Doesn't Readiness Rating not matter with the extended ending?
>>123181979
>4050 Effect Military Strength
it's way over the minimum for the "best" possible outcome
>>123182767
Back to /r9k/
>>123181979
If you have Extended Cut, you only need around 3000 EMS, and you need to play multiplayer to raise the Readiness Rating.
>>123182767
>khv
I don't understand your american acronyms
>>123183095
Saw that you need 5000 to save Anderson.
So I haven't posted here in half a year, since breadposting was still a constant thing (it's not anymore right? please?) and did we really merge with dag? Did that really happen? Tell me it didn't.
Also what's new with Andromeda these days?
>tfw you'll never eat your're wiffle's ass
>>123185170
It's not true. /bwg/ = /dag/ + some side bioware discussion, nothing more.
>>123185406
Alright cool, thanks for the info anon
>>123185170
Do you have a waifu? What's her name?
>>123185170
>breadposting
Only if you want it to be.German bread should be declared intangible cultural heritage any day now...
>and did we really merge with dag? Did that really happen? Tell me it didn't.
We are doing our best to keep the cancer out, but they're back in /dag/ again and constantly lamenting about how much more dedicated we are for keeping /meg/ alive all those years and how /dag/ is dying, the grass is always greener on the other side etc. We can't stop them coming here of course. Sadly.
>>123185406
/bwg/ died already, they're all back in /dag/.
there is a new /bwg/ up but when I checked a few hours ago there wasn't one.
>>123184173
you can never save anderson. what it will do is give you two a last conversation
>>123181979
you can play galaxy at war, but that takes hours and it is boring to wait.
but if you pick galaxy at war only pick the 1 hour long mission.
>>123187208
there is no /dag/ now. there is only /bwg/
>>123186691I don't sadly
>>123187208
>>123187870
peculiar, there was a /dag/ earlier, but no /bwg/
*bark* :3
jesus christ the multiplayer is boring as shit
whose genius idea was to put that in the game
>Both Trump and Ash are know for being racist.
they're at it again
>>123190312
No, bad dog.
>>123188062
You need to get a one. I recommend you Tali.
>>123193802loser
>>123193802
As I recall isn't Tali sort of a taboo subject on meg? A shame becauseI rather like her
>>123193802
>letting other people get their filthy hands on your waifu
>not only that but encouraging it
baka desu senpai
Can I lie down here?
>>123194559
Wait a while, the janitor hasn't been through yet.
>>123194392
I'm probably the only Tali-anon here, I feel lonely.
>>123194913
Okay.
>>123194213
it is but that new talicancer doesn't seem to realize.
>>123195165
then go somewhere else and never come back.
So whatever happened to the suicidal liara fag of days gone by, if anything?
>>123195165
You're never the only Tali-anon anywhere.
>>123195553
wouldn't be surprised if it was just a shitposter and just changed "his" waifu to liara to create more trouble.
furthermore there's that mirandafag now who insists she has a huge dick.
qthumanwoman who love tojust hang out with youand share with you the strange traditionsdepicted on her recent purchase, the highly popular documentary " The other side."narrated by atten davidborough.
>tfw one day she confides in you that her familyis alive, rather ordinary and eager to meet you.she sighs and hopesthey won't make too big a deal out of it.
>>123195816
I meant from liara to tali
>>123195767
Tali is the cutest and smartest waifu, I don't know why there's only(?) me. Or people are just too stupid to realise it?
>>123196259
hi eddrf
>>123197175
fuck off
>>123197175
Each has the wiffle they should, taking one's waifu as one's own is not selection but recognition.
>>123197175
> This primitive is so annoying
https://i.imgur.com/5m2jrc7.jpg
>>123201161
l-lewd
>>123197764
Hi WG.What gave me away?
>>123201161
Oh baby.
So I did some of the multiplayer and got up to 84% Readiness Rating with 6804 Effective Military Strength (8100 Total Military Strength). Is that enough to get all the options for the end game? Or should I go to 100%?
>>123202802
Do you have Extended Cut? If so, you only need 3000-3500.
>>123202802
>8370 total War Assets available in the game without downloadable content
>If the multiplayer mode is not played, the player will only be able to acquire ~3750 EMS, which is less than the ~4000 EMS necessary to experience all possible endings.
>>123203157
Not sure if I do. I bought the $30 version of Mass Effect 3 on Origin like a week ago.
>>123204643
I think you have to download it.
>/dag/ is /bwg/ again
The absolutefaggots!
http://i.imgur.com/Ae8Z3Gk.jpg
>>123207275
>SerFatboy
Fuckin' finally. Jeez, has he been dead?
>>123207275
How do they create such pictures? Do they use some kind of video editor like Source Film Maker? I bet they don't draw it with their hands.
>>123208352
It's SFM, yes.
>>123208352
Oh boy you're in for a treat
>>123207824
School and television shows, he said something about.
>/meg/ has its very own femboi
>doesn't like dick
vic pls
>>123209867
>femboi
And who is that boy?
>>123207275
>Glyph is recording it
>>123210240
The one with the "Amy Victoria" trip. Transgendered, but I like femboi more.
http://imgur.com/a/X5hza
>>123212297
HUGHMONS CANT RESIST DA BT GIRTH HROJ HROJ HROJ
http://imgur.com/a/b6VA8
>>123195816
>furthermore there's that mirandafag now who insists she has a huge dick.
Miri's huge megacock is canon, just ask Mac Walters.
>>123214576
>No Ashley
;__;
>>123216326
That's right, anon. We had to censor that at the last minute though because even if we in the writer's room thought it would be great if the girl who was engineered to be perfect happened to have male genitals we thought it might be a too tough pill for general audiences to swallow, we wanted the CoD audience after all. We also wanted to give Liara an AIDS analogue and give that as a reason for her sudden change but we had to cut it. Same thing with Jack's substance abuse and Tali's super weird alien face. Although it would be nice to get to explore deeper issues within a science fiction setting I'd rather have more players play and enjoy the game and for that to happen we have to make accessible and inclusive games that don't offend I'm afraid.
>>123217123
Were you going to do just a round bulge in her crotch, or a very visible, thick bulge going down her leg?
>>123209867
>Become a faggot sissy boy on female hormones
>Doesn't even want to get fucked by a real dick
Why would you want to limit yourself to the small homosexual subsection of the female population if you're already desirable by the majority?
>>123217453
Beats me, I've always wanted a qt femboi.
http://i.imgur.com/eWTWQbJ.jpg
>>123217276
I'm not sure if my NDA allows me to discuss it in detail but since I no longer work on Bioware and have a decent job at wallmart I suppose it doesn't really matter. We wanted her to challenge your conception of masculinity and femininity so originally we had this huge bulge going down her leg inside her tight suit. Like if this pretty girl had a tool so much larger than your own would you still be able to feel like the man around her? I thought that was interesting, that's why we made her so assertive and self confident personality wise. People complained about the shots of her back because they thought we were showing off her rear but it was actually to display her big member and testes during conversations, to really challenge gender norms. You'd see it throb if Shepard gave her compliments and stuff like that.
Anyway I thought it was a pretty radical idea but I guess the general public wasn't ready for it. I mean there were quite lot of people who didn't buy the final game in the trilogy because there was same sex romances in it so cutting this was probably the right decision.
EDI has quite the camel toe with her white uniform on.
>>123218342
>originally we had this huge bulge going down her leg inside her tight suit. Like if this pretty girl had a tool so much larger than your own would you still be able to feel like the man around her?>People complained about the shots of her back because they thought we were showing off her rear but it was actually to display her big member and testes during conversations, to really challenge gender norms. You'd see it throb if Shepard gave her compliments and stuff like that.
Muh DICK.
>since I no longer work on Bioware and have a decent job at wallmart
Fuck, man, sorry. You seem to have some really great ideas.
>>123218413
We just wanted to make sure people knew she had the proper parts. It seemed too awkward to bring up in a conversation so we just asked the artists to subtly hint at it. I think they might have gone a bit overboard but I think it's fine.
>>123218413
Indeed. It makes me wonder what it feels like. Is it soft and slightly warm to the touch, even through the suit?
>>123217689
Yeah, when I become rich I'll get a harem of fembois.
>>123218965
>It's complete cold
>You can feel cogs moving around inside
>If you put your ear to it you can hear machine sounds and an electrical buzz
>>123219134
>InCase's Seven Deadly Sins series with the three redheaded fembois
Fffffuck.
>tfw qt 3.14 jack gf
>>123219427
pls :(
>>123201965
the certain use of spoilers and your style is recognizable, can't exactly say how, but it is.
>>123214572
>frecklebeast
>hughmon
that'sstrechingit
>>123217123
>>123218342
>>123218737
Bravo
>>123219639
After an intense mission it's be pretty warm though and excess machinery lubrication would be dripping out.
http://i.imgur.com/jqaw8o6.png
So, was a femnaz confirmed to be a writer on Andromeda? I read that somewhere but I can't find a source now.
>>123220794
Transformation is the worst fetish, not even scat is as shitty.
>>123221039
>implying anything can be as 'shitty' than scat
>>123221702
Your English can be.
>>123221801
>Your
>Not You're
>>123219553
I always think this pic is Vega for a split-second.
So I chose the "Red" option at the end of ME3. The ship ended up flying off the unknown planet, Hackett talked about working together and rebuilding, and I saw Shepard breathing/coughing at the end.
EDI lived and got onto the ship before I took the beam to the Citadel..but did she live in the end? I don't think I noticed her standing by the memorial on the Normady with the crew.
Also, have they said if Shepard is going to be alive in the new Mass Effect game? I'm gonna be pretty pissed if I got excited over seeing him breathe at the end of all of that at the end and he winds up not being in the new game.
>>123222850
>if Shepard is going to be alive in the new Mass Effect game?
medium kek
>I'm gonna be pretty pissed if I got excited over seeing him breathe at the end of all of that at the end and he winds up not being in the new game.
top kek
>>123222850
>but did she live in the end?
Nope, you magically fucked over all thinking computers with the red ending.
>have they said if Shepard is going to be alive in the new Mass Effect game?
No Shepard. The game takes place as the reapers begin to invade the milky way and you're sent out to colonise Andromeda in case the ancient evil succeeds. The endings were too divergent too continue the trilogy and they would need to reset Shepard anyway since the accumulated choices would have been too much to deal with.
>>123223184
Anon, pls don't 'kek' me. My heart has been broken before.
http://i.imgur.com/WdEJNSI.png
>>123223364
>The game takes place as the reapers begin to invade the milky way and you're sent out to colonise Andromeda in case the ancient evil succeeds.
Seriously? What the fuck.
>>123224021
haven't you heard anything about the new ship Tempest, and the new N7 Spectre protagonist called Ryder?
>>123224021
Haven't you seen the leak or the new trailer? You're now the space cowboy Ghost Ryder and the new game plays like DAI in space.
http://i.imgur.com/3EfRpgi.jpg
>>123223838
I really like how plump she looks, but I only wish it wasn't default female Shepard.
>>123226209
Why do I keep clicking these links and keep getting disappointed?
>>123224638
>>123224969
I have not. Got links?
>>123226831
Check the pastebin in the OP. N7 trailer and survey leak.
>>123226831
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE WAS NO PASTEBIN IN THE OP! GEE, WHERE WOULD YOU EVER GET INFORMATIVE LINKS THEN?
>>123226442
I'd be fascinated to know when you figure it out.
jokk bes waffle
>>123229584
Jack good waffle, Talara best waifu.
>>123231317
Jacqueline meilleure waifu
>>123232261
Jaque melhor esposafu
>>123232663
Jakoba beste waifu
ded best waifu.
night meg
>>123236853
Good night WESTERN.
liburqa bass woofoo
>>123236853
Dream of unlimited waifus, westy.
should I buy a bad dragon dildo and pretend it's a krogan dick?
it's tuesday, everybody post treats
>>123227129
>>123226981
This video contains content from EA, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
Dumb nigga
>>123241769
Do they not have mass effect dildos by now? If that's the case then I guess you have no choice.
>>123241769
Yes, I'd buy one if I could afford it.
>>123242223
Agreed, also more HTQ pls.
>>123242967
Although I'm unsure if this one is the most similar to a krogan or if...
>>123243098
...this one is.
Why is /meg/ ded again?
>>123247812
ME3 came out in 2012 March and the next game is a long way off.
>>123247812
because mass effect as a franchise is not very good and also the trilogy ended 3 years ago with zero information pertaining to the release of the next game
>>123247812
Also it's usually resting at this time for the next day.
>he choose to side with quarians
>>123254070
Always choose the good side.
>>123255136
>Always choose the good side.
so, the geth?
>>123255298
Wrong answer.
"click"
>>123255485
don't be retarded. All quarians deserve to be genocided.
>>123255758
>being this butthurt
Qurians will dominate the galaxy, they have the most powerful fleet.
>>123255974
>they have the most powerful fleet
>implying
>>123256072
>A fleet of 50,000 craft holding over 17 million quarians, the Migrant Fleet is the largest array of spacefaring vessels in the known galaxy
Other races can't even compare.
>>123257150
Being dead is a better fate than to suffer your inane shitposts, talifag.
>>123257732
>stop liking what i dont like
Keep posting your epic memes, it doesn't change the fact that your ass will be destroyed in a second by the quarian fleet.
>>123258404
Epic shitposting friend
>>123263068
nice
>>123263068
slut
>>123220130
Ah, I see.
>>123220794
What in the flying fuck?
>>123242967
>>123243098
Granted I've seen videos of women showing propane canisters up their butt, but I still can't believe that thing would fit inside someone.
>>123252407
That's a nice pic of a nice waifu.
>>123255758
It's a shame the space battles are so bland, they disregarded their own lore and just put the ships in uniform lines.
>>123257150
A hundred rusting schoolbuses with abused tec-9s glued to the door would still lose to a single tank.
The flotilla is a scrapheap that is barely functioning. And only a fraction of those ships are dedicated warships.
>>123260873
>tfw you'll never hear your subtly green house tell you you're friends are here.
>the covers of your bed sighs and rolls off you, complaining about how it doesn't want your bodyheat to dissipate.
>the pants fused to your crotch call to your wardrobe to bring out the next shirt who get's to go outside.
>you eat a hearty breakfast of green nutrient goop and run out to meet Jake and Tommy, they grin with lipless mouths and gesture to the backseat. "You're late." Jake rasps out with his hoarse voice, there's a chuckle underneath the sound of dried up vocal chords."Tommy called shotgun."
>>123263068
Nice idea, but those boots and that odd harness clash with the traditional clothes.
>>123264167
>Granted I've seen videos of women showing propane canisters up their butt, but I still can't believe that thing would fit inside someone.
Buy me one and I'll take pics. Not even going to try to insert it into my ass tho but I'm sure I'll be able to take it. It would be very messy and intense. Buy one with a cumtube and you'll see it nut a big sterile krogan load straight into my womb~
>>123264718
I know you're serious because you used a ~ at the end. It's like a period for lewd discussions.
My wallet is as ravaged as the anus of those who use such behemoths, gaping empty, I can't afford your gift~
I do have a kinda rusty gas canister in the yard at dads house though, think we can improvise a cumtube from some leftover PVC pipes? And then you can close your eyes and try to imagine that it is a genuine monster dildo.
Imagination is all you need!
>>123265753
>My wallet is as ravaged as the anus of those who use such behemoths, gaping empty
>>123265753
>My wallet is as ravaged as the anus of those who use such behemoths, gaping empty, I can't afford your gift~
>>123264718
>>123266132
>>123266717
I didn't just mean that I'm poor though, I've had it for about 15 years now. My wallet is old enough to fuck legally here in Sweden. It's very beat up. It's held together by tape at this point.
hi meg, first snow of the season here (melting on touching the ground though).
>>123258404
you know that shit isn't real right?
>>123260873
fucking watermark
>>123265753
>My wallet is as ravaged as the anus of those who use such behemoths, gaping empty
>>123270736
yeah that happens when you wear it around in yourback pocket
>>123271310
>hi meg, first snow of the season here
Is Merkel complaining that the snow is too white and needs to be "diversified"? I could honestly see this happen.
>>123242414
The pastebin having a wrong link will be fixed at some point, in the meantime you've enough to be able to find a working one easily
>>123271461
I live in the ruhr area, the snow here is gray.
>>123271310
>fucking watermark
Huh, I didn't even notice!I'm too afraid of pickpockets to wear it in my backpocket.
>>123272108
I love industrial areas.
>>123270736
I just laughed at the sentence not at the fact you were/werent poor
help
>>123275443
>No bulge
>>123275664
Her gingey bulges nicely.
>>123275615
I think now I know how people feel about my long posts
>>123275758
is her mons pubis quite puffy due to arousal?
>>123275987
Possibly, and her look and position seem to support that.
>>123275443
Man, what a cow, just look at her gigantic udders.
>>123276727pobody's nerfect
>>123275615
This is why I will never ever leave /meg/ for /bwg/, Miri's cock worship cult, MT fags and shitposting Talimancer ain't got nothing on the faggotry that /dag/gots bring.
>>123272445
I know, just putting in some unnecessary facts about my wallet. I like that you liked my words:)
>>123275615
Oh. That's a big post. Mine tend to be large too but that's because I write a lot per replied post.
>>123275758
my fetish.
>>123276727
Don't worry Jack. I like you too.Just not as much.
Why do merchants keep calling me "earth clan"?
>>123276727
At least she's not bald.
>>123278897
literally every quarian deserves to be exterminated from the galactic community.
Quick guys, who do I romance in DA:O? Leliana or Morrigan?
>>123279209
Go ask /dag/ or /bwg/ or whatever those dumb tumblr homosexuals are calling xirselves, We couldn't give less of a shit.
>>123279209
Morrigan
>>123279209
why don't you ask /dag/?
>>123279370
With all the Tali spam I thought this was /dag/, sorry anon. Probably will get a better answer here anyway, those guys are faggots.
>>123279381
Alright, will do. She sort of seems like a bitch but her rack is pretty nice.
Anyone else lose interest in the new Mass Effect: Andromeda game coming out next year? It doesn't have Shepard in it at all, so who cares?
If you chose the correct ending (red option) and had high enough EMS, you saw Shepard still breathing, and his partner not putting up his name on the Memorial (then they fly off the unknown planet). You know he's alive and going to get him.
I'm gonna miss playing Shepard as he was awesome, and I doubt the new protagonist is going to be as awesome as Shepard was.
>>123279842
>It doesn't have Shepard in it at all, so who cares?
This is actually a good thing.
>Shepard as he was awesome
Shepard was a completely generic dullard.
>>123279842
Really, Shepard was what made you like the ME series? The complete blank slate with no real personality whatsoever?
>>123279842
>It doesn't have Shepard in it at all
Explain this.
>>123281245
>Talicancer shows yet again how retarded he is
