Learn to make new threads edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 July 19th
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>148729847
>>148760307
24 in a month.
:3
>>148760234
>fell cleave
but he was a PLD
2nd for i want the africat to fuck me senseless
Do you like tentacles, /xivg/?
xth for eating balls
>>148760287
i didn't jump to any conclusions, i was told x y z thing by another one of the leaders and decided it was best not to keep trying, and to just let things happen
>>148760429
i liked the static as a whole and didn't want to bother finding a new person
>>148760492
you are making me hard in my pants.
guffy's tight succulent bp
Xth for apparently being sociopaths
hello
>>148760671
Good to hear.
:3
>>148760234
>unironically making a new thread
Should have let it die desu
wheres the promised meria related meme you fuck
Which Patron Deity should I take for DK? I can't even remember if it ever mattered.
forever in my heart...
>>148760761
>Have multiple people who love you
>Tell them they're the only person
>Go to another server and get a few more
>Not psychopathic
Okay Nea.
lf comfiest fc
>>148760574
Wu was unable to eat the balls properly.
She's making women look bad at playing video games.
>>148760761
>when the voidscum figures out how to wear proper clothes
>>148760908
It doesn't matter. Pick Menphina if you want to indicate that you're dtf.
>>148760593
the whole thing reeked of proci trying to find a way out so he could go back to the ayy team reborn anyway desu
>>148760593
>someone would like to play a differen job
>welp time to give up lol
ahahahahaha
>>148760908
It has no real affect on your character or build.
But the cool kids takeOschon.
>>148761098
That's what you get if you have a friend that can make proper clothing.
>>148761050
But I made that post, not him!!
>>148760906
This.
God damnit I need it!
>>148760908
It doesn't. Also Halone.
>>148760761
yeah you and him have plenty in common
best friends desu
Don't ever make a thread for me or my wife's son ever again!
>>148761242
>>148761218
>>148761129
Thanks.
Which is the most fun DPS char at the moment? I've only ever played tank. That was 3 years ago though I'd have to relearn everything anyways.
>>148761321
who is it?
>>148761152
That's not how it went down tho, because they thought I was flat out leaving
It's best just to let it go now, I just wanted to clear up what happened
>>148761364
green mateus cat
>>148760803
Do you want to touch it?
I wish you could make Duke Nukem in this game's shitty character creator.
;_;...
WAR or SCH
>>148761353
There's really no 'most fun' dps character at all. It's all highly subjective. Were you thinking of ranged, caster, or melee ?
Just stay away from Machinist, it is terrible and only played by those that loathe themselves.
What ebins do you miss anons?
I miss Spiral Mountain
>>148761321
>Me
>Polygamy
>Me being in a relationship at all
I'll probably die alone Anon~
>>148761537
Are hybrid classes the way to go? Is Dark Knight an interesting enough tank to warrant investing in?
Is there a higher dps class than others? Does Pugilist end up looking as cool as lancer?
>>148761628
it probably isnt the polygamy part he was talking about
>>148761742
The only hybrid class is Arcanist, and no it's not particularly exciting unless you really like dot gameplay and pet management.
All classes have a cool aesthetic depending on what you like. Some classes have higher personal DPS but they all average out to being useful in different ways, there is no bad class.
>>148761152
you know that's not what happened
it was "someone is leaving in 3.4 for another static" among other things
i had no desire to raid with a different lineup
i might trust a grand total of 1 person but i enjoyed our time together
>>148761130
i do believe proci seeks the path of least resistance but that's not the subject at hand, this was legitimate and unfortunate miscommunication
>>148760790
It's fine, what's done is done anyways
I talked to him and I believe both of you, and i'm not really worried about it anywaysit seems everyone here is far more concerned than any of us, unsurprisingly
what team r u
better not be mistake
instinct > valor >>>>>>>> mistake
Which server has the most active FC, Diabolos, Famfrit or Behemoth?
>>148761742
B A T T L E A X E
A
T
T
L
E
A
X
E
>>148762101
>Someone is leaving in 3 months
>Let's disband now.
>>148762326
Behemoth, probably.
Just be wary, it's full of Brazilians. Or it was last time I played there.
>no casual, comfortable /xivg/ FC with its own house
Haaah?
Any other channer groups on Excalibur besides what's in the OP?
>>148762474
Best server to find a cute FC that'll help me back into the game after 3 years of not playing?
>>148762326
Behemoth
>>148762591
drakn
>>148762101
or you know
maybe he just enjoyed raiding with us
>>148762617
B A L M U N G
>>148762591
>tfw comfy FC
Who/EVO/here?
>>148762736
Can't find it on the list?
>>148762326
Behemoth. PUG or SCorp
>>148762731
i really truly do not care that much my man everyone is free to do as they please by virtue of existing
>>148762402
yes the caged bird finally sang
>>148762591
Join <Soft>, mandatory hyperscatties served every day, hot and fresh from Ada's rippling leathery horse nuts!
>>148762591
There really isn't. Once in awhile you'll meet someone mature without any mental disease, but collectively the rest always breed drama.
>>148762973
I thought you said you liked a few other people in your static a lot. Why are you flip flopping?
>tfw getting tempted to git gud and join another static
>tfw you know you hate raiding on a schedule for more than an hour a day, 2+ days a week
Hmm.
;_;
>>148762703
>shyv
noty
>>148763228
time can change everything
i trust one person pretty much period
in the entire world
irl or online
i enjoyed raiding with the meme team more than i've enjoyed raiding maybe ever in this game and i don't dislike anyone particularly but i don't trust anyone at all, in or outside of the team
>>148763072
ok im not sure if i want to join anymoretbqh im just scared i will have to have to talk to anybody when i join
Tell me, are the 12 real gods or are they aspects of Hydalen and Zodiark?
>>148761067
Do you want to make one together?
>>148763549
They're Primals.
>>148763141
There's always a catch. Just differs on how long it takes you to find it.
>>148762612
There are other groups on Excalibur but they aren't purely 4chan groups.
>>148763317
>git gud
>10-15 pulls a week
You gonna join the NBA by playing with your balls a few times a day too?
>>148763649
>>148762803
>chrisg gets his championship
>random naked black man shows up
>immediately arrested
Evo is great this year.
R8
>>148763820
Yeah that's the plan, stan.
:3
>>148763894
hey i'm gonna dump my balls into you next time i see you if you went back to that cat
>>148763915
Did Androna Taylor and Shyv have a kid?
>>148763915
awful
>>148763998
Shyv hates polygamy anon.
>>148763538
>i trust one person
>i don't trust anyone at all
post cute lalas pleasepls
>>148763915
Pretty cool. I like the serious look on her face.
Why did Proci kill his static?
>>148764326
Okay!
:3
>>148763994
I'm cat, yeah.
Butstop erp.
>>148764326
>>148764326
>>148764395
He's reforming Ayy team.
>>148764664
>tfw egyptc@ used to be a slut but now they reject all erp
>>148764842
He already tried that and it didn't work LOL
>>148764326
I don't know if I count, though.
what else cna i do to level other spam vault already did my beast tribes
>>148764326
I quit right around the time I hit 50, and started running crystal tower for darklight gear and started atma farming for the weapon. If I resub is there content that'd last me a very long time? I tried playing again about a year ago but the community was just completely dead and the entire city was silent besides bot shouts.
>>148764861
>he doesn't know what their fetish is
Poor beta.
>ywn fist abe
>>148764943
noL.P.you're a hideous deformed monster
>>148764921
Meme teme didn't even have any original Ayy team members. Proci himself included.
>>148764943
Why do you have a tail?
>>148765238
S-shit, I've been found out.
>>148765231
fisting is gross
Good afternoon, /xivg/.
>>148764861
I dressed like a slut, but I never got around to being one.
>>148765519
Fisting is hot.
I wish someone would fist me.
>>148765445
that's his weapon
>>148765561{/pet}
>ywn suckle bnhakas max bust titties
>>148765445
It's my sword.
My big curved magic sword.
>>148765561
lets fuck
>>148763915
>fatlips
aieeee
>>148765741
ily
>ywn have a cute asian bf for bp
wtf why even live
>>148764294
i don't trust anyone but that one person
you niggas are mad anal lol
>>148765917
T-thanks, whoever you are.
>static leader gf breaks up with me and goes with someone she met a week ago
>no raid this week because she wants space
>no raid next week because 2 members are going on vacation
we've already been having problems, and i think this is it.
its over boys. rip static
>>148765083
i guess you could try xfering to a more popular server? wouldnt suggest joining a static though, you wouldnt get very far, and it'd be very hard to find a decent group this late into the patch.
Anyone want to ERP for gil?
What are you doing while waiting for Deep Dungeons?
>>148766235
where the fuck you at kiddo?
Who wants to be my mentor?
>>148766240
I want to fuck the cat on the left.
>>148766240
I would let this catboy fuck me
>>148766235
race?
>>148766365
why are aura so disgusting?
>>148766240
But there's already deep dungeons, in fact I'm in one right now!
>>148766365
Server?
>>148765561
Hello, fellow punch wizard.
>>148765591
Face only, and the can openers stay on.
>>148766681
Behemoth.
I met this really beautiful young woman... With white hair...
Before she showed up I felt like I was living underwater. No matter how many friends I made, even before I left DRAKN, it was as if I was in a dream...
After that everything was a lot more real. I didn't feel like I was all alone anymore...
>>148766856
Best of luck!
>>148767052
Thanks;-;
>>148766506
Too bad I don't put out.
>>148767002
Is this autism?
>>148766240
Letting my sub run out.
>It's not even that Americans are worse players. It's more because Americans never work together.
I'v>e seen it first hand. Japanese players always work together and always share new tech with each other and always try to help each other. The Japanese never pull the "too hollywood for you" shit American top players do.
>For example at Final Round this year all I saw were all the Japanese players grouped together, taking phone video of notable players in pools and then they huddle together in corners and watch all the video they took.
>They go up to hotel rooms and practice together when the floor is too full.
>They don't make sekret top player discords and they don't try to discredit people that aren't top players just because of pride or whatever. They don't act too hollywood to play people in casuals when set ups are open.
>This shit happens at every major too. You see the Americans segregated and the Japanese teaming up.
mfw FGC commentary describes the american XIV community perfectly
>>148767248
its love
so yeah, i guess
> When you see a shitty Au Ra that makes you want to change to the race so you can balance out the aesthetics.
>>148767272
D E V I L I S H
Chef Tonberry teaches us how to make french fries today
>148767368
this is bait
>>148766627
You take that back
Au Ra can be pretty qt
>>148766240
i lost all my friends on balmung so i wont be able to do it
Fuck
>>148767335
Minorities ruined FGC with sexism, shit talk, and money matches. Along with silly area code pride. Black people consider it a valid tactic to "mad dog" people during a match. I had a gun pulled on me at a local Tekken 6 practice session.
Is there anyone on Balmung who isn't a massive ERPing degenerate?
>>148767625
Make new friends, friend.
>>148767590
Please go up my ass
>>148763825
Is that a no? If anything, we could try and find a house for the FC as well.
>>148767368
you're both hideous ig and irl with ugly souls
>>148767368
Do you still suck penis?
I've been considering subscribing again, but I doubt anyone would even notice I'd be back. Not an ebin, nobody left playing actively on my friendslist. It's honestly kind of depressing to think about.
>>148767590
Ok I admit that one is ok.
>>148767712
Yes? What a stupid fucking question
>>148767590
hey
want a fresh load dumped in you?
>>148767712
No. What a stupid fucking question
>>148767971
>>148767816
>taking the bait
oh wait, you're moof so you're going to do it anyway
>>148767625
Do it by yourself, you dingus.
>>148767979
Make new friends anon, join a new active fc and try to branch out
>>148767712
yes message us, kiki morgenstern and meria athera, we can eat cakes and drink almond milk :>
>>148767816
My soul has been cleansed. I am not how I was before.
>>148767971
I made a neat contraption of a vacuum attached to the rear of a fleshlight.
>>148768358
i don't play mmos to play by myself tho
>>148760761
aye whats good me too
>>148767726
>>148768167
I don't know how to respond to this. Hello.
>>148768043
Thanks!
Any leatherworkers on Balmung free to throw a hat together for me? I've got the mats and stuff, I just don't have the level.
High House Cloche, in particular.
>>148768413
People like you don't change.
>>148768413
what even
>>148768484
ah right, we know the answer already
I'll see you soon
>>148768413
by that you mean you stopped popping estrogen by the bottle, right
>>148768397
Grrr grr i'm real I'm a big anonymous meanie on 4chan look how real I am grrr I'm keepin' it real like my fellow n words I'm so tough and uncaring on the internet Grr GRRR don't mess with me or I'll shitpost about how "cultivated" it is to be nice to people grr grr I'm not faking at all I'm a real meanie GRR GRR GRR
>>148768561
See you anon, can't wait.
>>148768501
Yeah, post your name and I can do it.
>>148768456
There's probably people who would play with you.
>>148768627
Anon, are you okay?
>>148768501
come meet Ssi Bal at the bench, i can craft that for you
do you guys wan't lewd imgurs?
>>148768708Lohillus Pan'Umbraplease no bully, and thanks in advance, mate.
>>148768359
I don't really know how. It's like there's something about this game that makes me socially retarded. I've been in plenty of guilds in other games, been officer in a few, but in XIV? I find a FC that seems okay, and then just... seize up. It's like all the drama I've seen around has made me gun shy.
>>148768935
Give me your hot load, Crimsonskull!
>>148768413
If I understand this correctly you don't plan to fish for subs in the general?
And the whole findom thing is over or?
>>148768935
No, fuck off
>>148768506
Change must be forced.
>>148768552
Hi Ipecac.
>>148768607
No. I mean I stopped doing things that I did before that impacted others around me negatively.
>>148769086
Something to that effect, yes.
>>148768935
Sure, slut.
>>148769142
when are you and iri going to do the findom fusion dance
>>148768935
If it aint bara tiddies, then no
>>148769142
That's good
Hopefully it will last this time
>>148768935
Whose are we talking about here?
>still no Ishgardian housing of any kind or any word of when it will be released
>>148769413
Literally apartments in 3.4
>>148769142
Are you going to try to repent for what you did, or just pretend it never happened?
>>148769336
>>148769192
>>148769086
>>148769029 crimsonskull?
anyways fuck it.
http://imgur.com/a/qaWtm
reminder
>>148769487
How many more months till 3.4 then? Is a fucking leveling dungeon supposed to tide us over until then?
>>148769628
-_-
>>148769487
Like, instances that work like inn rooms, but personal, furnishable, etc.?
Does that mean anyone can get an apartment, or will there be arbitrary limits?
>>148769628
>tfw even selzh got to pump megu
y life
>>148766601
Giraffe.
>>148769628
You should find some better looking partners next time.
>>148769487
Source.
>1 shaft
>0 springs
>0 pedals
>1 lens
>7 cranks
wtf
>>148769896
that's not megu.
>>148769946
good luck getting poopy with anyone else.
>>148768708
Thanks again, cap'n.
>>148769628
>>148770061
Please kill yourself k thx
>>148769854
They haven't said much. I would expect something a bit bigger than a personal chamber, maybe a porch or something to give you gardening opportunities. I would also guess that there will be public stables for apartment tenants.
>>148769628
That was pretty lifeless and uninspired.
>>148770109
filter him ;)
>>148769267
Never. I am retired and simply passing on the torch. I need rest.
>>148769332
It will.
>>148769595
I remain aware of all the things I did to people, but there's nothing I can do to take that back.
Sometimes you just have to drive on.
>>148769413
When they add up more housing features.
Right now i only use house to quickly access retainers, market board (my house is next to one), aesthetician and manage FC airships every 3 days.
Otherwise housing is pointless.
>>148770086
Anytime, little buddy.
>>148768482
What you did was foul, anti-social and sociopathic behaviour. You got your kicks out of harassing the entire alliance. Downplaying it is a defense mechanism.
Then again people are saying you're prone to epic 4channing it up in game.
>>148770313
w/e dude stay mad
>>148769694
i fucking hate meria. so does everyone else.
>>148770086
>cap'n
Subligar?
>>148770313
wow shut the fuck up, how do you get this mad over someone crossclassing provoke in easy as fuck content
>>148770313
Both shana and bm have tattoos on their mugs. It's a shitmark of a venomous person
>>148769267
>findom
What even is this. Finnish domination?
>it's "everyone who has ever posted a picture of their character is a sociopath" hour
Count me in!
>>148770706
financial domination
reminder
>>148770109
nigger you don't even play the game. now why not barge off before i get poopy with you again.
>>148770412
feel bad for godspeed desu
>>148770746
Oh, prostitution.
>>148768413
>i've changed
Lol
>>148770725
Nah you don't even know what it is about. You're just legit tripolar and your own fc didn't want you in.
Initiating supplementary session.
The sins of the past shall never be forgotten.
>>148770946
Basically, yes.
>>148770946
Without the expectation of receiving sex in return, basically giving money to someone on demand.
>>148770453
Is that a friend of yours or a reference or something?
prepare to be eliminated !!
>>148770908
What are you going to do? Send me erp shit when I'm away on discord? :^)
>>148770946
Not really
>>148771019
>sociopath detected
>>148771195
Prepare to be married.
>>148771062
thank for lesson
>>148770412
>>148770910
shut the fuck up
>>148768482
Ya and you pop tank lb during adds :^)
>>148771201
Prostitution minus the sex. Might as well be. Anyone who has been "findommed" should shoot themselves in the head.
>>148771330
but im already eb'd anon
>tfw already had it filtered
>/(第|母|в)/i
>>148771192
No, I just recalled seeing someone named "Captain Subligar", and thought hey, might be him.
I blame a lack of coffee.
>>148771559
You can't stop it.
What's this guy's deal?
>>148771006
Laugh as you will.
>>148771747
Ah, s'alright, I just have shitty talking habits. I get told off about them by a friend of mine fairly often.
>>148771870
B-Rank, do not engage, you will get shitter shattered. At level 50 you get a mission thing to kill one of them for 100 of one of the currencies, but for now it's just a hazard you should avoid AoEing.
>>148770412
please do not talk like that about my wife
Is there a few anons in /feg/ that single handedly make the fanbase so untolerable for you?
I stopped visiting /feg/ until just now after I got tired of Awakening, and bought Fates just a while ago, so I was just wondering if those kind of people still exist.
IIRC Lucinafags and tharjafags were so obnoxious back then.
Do they exist in Fates too?
yes I know it's a repost
>tfw starting keto
>tfw can eat all the salami, cheese, and various nuts i want
>tfw they're my among my favourite foods
Anyone on Balmung want to try Nidhogg ex with me?
:3
>finished Fates Birthright and Fates Conquest
>dropped Revelations because it's so bad
>started SMTIV
>now want to go back to Fates because SMTIV is a borefest.
Feels bad man.
>>148772410
>Salami, nuts and cheese
What are you tryingto say?
>>148771802
yes I can....
Which maid would you marry?
This air's so thick, I could cut it for 99999 damage . . .
WELL DRESSED CATS
>>148772618
Nothing sexual.
I just love those foods.
:3
>tfw can't even beat Prologues
>hard class
>Ch.4
>Rinkah misses a 94% which allows a Faceless to kill Kaze on a 25%
>Ch. 5
>Wyrmslayers 1 shot Kamui
Why do I play this game? It literally is just baiting them outside their line of sitght and hope rng doesnt fuck you in the ass. It's like IS really wants to tell newcomers to fuck off. This isn't fun at all
