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Previous thread: >>148622002
Has anyone played on a new account recently?
I made some for recruits and have noticed I never get 60 gold quests, they are all 40 gold
RNG = FUN
>>148728802
Dead games don't need new threads. Btw, this OP is shitty.
>>148729035
Should have used Zeriyah.
For mindlessly climbing ladder, is zoo lock or aggro shaman faster? None of the warrior decks I've tried seem as fast--maybe dragon, but I don't have BRM...
>>148729035
>he doesn't like C'Thun in his whole glory
Yeah, something is shitty and it's you.
>>148729248
*tanks up fedora
*innervates 3/4 on turn 1
*entombs my shit and loses anyways
Why does Savjz look more like a cuck than usual on todays stream?
>>148729873
They had threesome with Zeriyah and her last bf. Finn was on the receiving end.
>play ladder
>same 3-4 decks every single game
>with huge stretches being the exact same deck over and over
is someone willing to post battletag and let me spectate a win on NA for the quest?
cos I don't know how I feel about posting mine on 4chan.
>>148730318
Welcome to collectible cardgames friend. Even EDH is just the same shit over and over again.
Post yer fun decksmissing card is mountain giant
Time to guess boys
dead game
time to nuke my friends list again
80 free gold for anyone on EU
Emmeth#1444
>>148730827
Expect people making fun of italian card names, fratello.
>>148731823
Not all who wander
>>148731823
golden nat pagle
>>148732198
>>148732201At least I have chicken
>I must choose!
>I choose death!
The only reason to still be playing cardstone
Is there a list of the best possible decks for each class only using basic cards?
>>148732107
Sent if you're still up
>>148729209
Aggro shaman is hands down the best deck to climb, as in the fastest and yet effective enough.
I'm always playing it once I lose 5 ranks after fucking around with wacky decks and face shaman is legitimately the most retarded deck in this meta. It only got better in standard.
Where have all the good paladin decks gone to
>>148732807
Icyveins has some "good" free decks, one for each class. Ignore the card swap section at the bottom, that's a little outdated (there's recommendations for Naxx cards, which aren't even in Standard anymore), but the deck itself ain't going to get outdated.
Here's an example
http://www.icy-veins.com/hearthstone/basic-mage-deck
>>148733357
Do they have other class decks listed there?
I need to complete quests.
>>148733528
On the right of the page is a "in the same category" list, which contains guides for the other 8 classes.
>>148730463
What the fuck do you expect to happen? Do you think people are going to send viruses to your battletag, and somehow find out where you live so they can beat you up?
Just post it, dozens are posted every thread for the exact reason of doing those quests.
What is the to go aggro shaman list? I'm tired to lose to balanced call of the huffer on turn 8 every time.
Paladin is once again underpowered
That did not take long
>>148733776
just play mid shaman, I was 90% vs hunter with my mid shaman on the climb to legend
How do people unironically manage to play control warrior and not kill themselves? I'm 2 games in playing it and I'm already bored out of my mind.
>tfw you wreck only mages and rouges during your run and get properly rewarded
>>148734520
You can get leggos out of arena rewards?
>>148734159
Something like this?
>>148734578
Yes, but chance of it is somewhere below 1%.
>against a Morgl shaman spamming emotes every few seconds
>after a fuckton of trading and slowing whittling eachother down, he's at 9 health with a bunch of minions on his side, I'm at about 10 with a lone 1/1 tentacle alive
>no cards
>he knows I'm screwed, spamming <Well Done.> and thanking
>draw a power overwhelming on the turn start
>life tap draws a Doomguard
>he has no words after seeing the 5/5 and 5/7 charge
There's no better feeling than destroying people so smug and certain in their victory.
>>148730463
>>148733686
It's worth noting though, for some reason Blizzard defaults it to always show your full real name to your battle.net friends.
I had no idea everyone was seeing my actual name until a few days ago, when I leveled an alt for the murloc hero and saw it. It's a little disconcerting.
So anyway, disable that shit first.
>>148733283
Wild, mate
>>148734656
my list had these changes
- doomhammer, bloodlust, flamejuggler
+ abusive, second 7/7, 4 mana evolve guy
I was getting cucked by museum man a lot so I cut the doomhammer and I think flamejuggler is just bad.
I'm not sure what the optimal list is now though
>>148735089
No need to be so paranoid, Josh
>>148735208
>museum man
I have seen him two times in my climb from 20 to 8 so I think doomhammer is still fine.
Abusive instead of flamejuggler sounds actually good but I don't like losing the bloodlust win condition for some more value, I guess you're version is a more aggressive variant.
New player here.
I am trying to lvl up heroes in the tavern, thing is out of 5 games I lose 4 cause the random spells are hitting me in a ridiculously unlucky way.
> enemy turn: random spell buffs or summons mininos
> my turn: summon minion, random spell makes it explode
What am I doing wrong? Also gladly tanking any advice at all, real scrub here.
>>148735549
You're not having fun with the RNG, HAHAHAHAHA!
>>148735549
It's a brawl man, if anything you are not supposed to take it seriously
>>148735549
>What am I doing wrong?
Absolutely nothing, the current tavern brawl is literally 100% rng.
Only real strategy is to spam out cheap minions when the enemy has good stuff out, in the hopes of removing them.
And the more minons you have (and the less they have), the higher your chance of buffing one of your own things.
>>148735635
>>148735646
But the amount how enemy is extremely luck and/or I am extremely unlucky with my spells is just absurd. This has happened for the past 20 games or so, it is very frustating.
>>148735741
I'd say it's closer to 77% RNG
I've been playing Paladin in Tavern Brawl and went about twelve wins with three losses, having a guy that can get buffed helps a lot. Also, trading minions before you play cards helps limit RNG screwing your plays over by killing your minions before you attack.
Why would you use Twilight Guardian over Bloodhoof Brave?
>>148736618
dragon you retarded piece of shit
Jesus fuck off already
>>148735748
Welcome to hearthstone
It's documented that players who spend money have a premium RNG over free players.
>>148736746
Hmm, well played!
>PLay n'zoth hunter
>win before getting to play n'zoth
Is this game actually worth getting into? Progress seems so slow.
>>148738121
Nope. The f2p experience is completely garbage if you haven't been playing since last year at the very least.
>>148738121
You can bot, though
predictions?
GUYS I'M RANK 6
WHAT FUCKING DECK DO I USE TO GET PAST RANK 6
>>148738508
Garaunteed 4 win, 7 wins possible
>>148738121
No, the only reason the game is playable right now is because people have been playing for 1-2+ years minimum
Just to give you an idea of how far behind you are, if you played the game at launch and only did daily quests you would have made over 50,000 gold
>>148738749
>125 garaunteed legendaries since launch
>tfw i have about 20
>>148738620
N'zoth Pally :^)
>>148738508
>2 Kvaldir Raiders on Rogue
>Eerie Statue
>Shield Bearer
You don't seem to be very good at this.
Therefore I will say 2-3.
>>148738967
>THERE ARE ALWAYS SUPERIOR OPTIONS
Hang yourself
>>148738920
That's because you keep melting trash leggos into better ones. I would have way more legendaries too, if I had kept shit like Borewalker Chode and Lame Leviathan. That's just the f2p life, baby.
>>148739107
Maybe not for the Kvaldir Raiders but Eerie Statue and Shield Bearer are literally bottom 5 cards in term of quality so it's highly unlikely you got 2 other cards worse than this.
>>148738121
Getting 1 card takes 1 hr and that is an optimistic estimation.
It's an horrible experience for new players that's why this game is dying.
>>148730827
calls it a fun deck, doesnt have burgle, beneath the grounds, wanna buy a funnel cake and thistle tea; do you even know what fun is?
anyone has a good Aggro Shaman decklist? thanks
>>148739627
literally anyone?
>>148739696
literally any decklist is good
>>148739770
i have a policy to never help retards unable to identify the most common of decks out there
>playing warrior with a lots of weapon in arena versus mage
>water elemental turn 4
>ethereal conjurer turn 5
>faceless summoner turn 6
>flamestrike turn 7
I know literally no combination of cards on warrior that can survive this.
>>148739402
>It's an horrible experience for new players
It's probably not that bad if you drop 50 bucks on it but starting out as pure f2p nowadays is just a terrible idea.
>>148730827
I've got these going currently.
>Its a Fiery Bat into Deathrattle Toad into Carrion Grub into Houndmaster into Stealth Tiger into coin COTW into COTW episode
>>148740393
You forgot Savannah on turn 6, and usually Elekk on turn 2.
>>148740393
Whoops, missed a Savannah beween tiger and COTW
>>148740393
git gud
>>148740393
>fiery bat is good
Literally why? It's a weaker pre-nerf Leper.
>>148740879
I use it for the mirror match
Did they update Decktracker or something? It doesnt track anything properly
>>148740879
it contests the board really early in the game
Like one of the only 1 drops that kills a voidguy, for instance
>Mage plays Ice block cabalist tome
>Well played
>Amazing
>Well played
>Amazing
>Well played
>Frost bolt
>Ice lance (Cabalist's tome)
>Ice lance (Cabalist's tome)
>Ice lance (Cabalist's tome)
I'm done with this fucking game
>>148741496
>dragon red nigger plays the game
>Astonishing! My thanks! after blowing removal on some 5/4 minions
>gets assravaged from full board and 20 hp to no board and 0 hp by yogg
I was actually emoting after every yogg spell.
>Having a top-deck-off with a Shaman
>Draw CotW and win
welp
shitty dead game
it seems like hearthstone has had worse popularity after the warcraft movie came out
yogg isfun
>>148742886
t-thats not true the game is going g-great. P-please look forward to our new adventure it's coming really soon. We will fix all the problems with the classes and w-we even added some fun heavy swing rng cards for the fun. P-please buy it
>>148742886
overwatch*
>>148743125
Thanks for the name bro. I will troll the ever living shit out of you now
>>148743293
How are you going to troll someone that doesn't have to accept your friend request?
>digital card game
>3 months without content
>around 50 cards adventure
Competent developers
>>148735748
you remember bad things hapening more than good things, it's only human
>>148743778
Wait, is this content drought new? I thought Hearthstone has only received one new pack and one new adventure per year since release? Naxx/GvG, BRM/TGT, LoE|WotOG?
>>148743778
They can't be releasing cards at a too rapid pace else they lose the entire f2p playerbase and the game dies.
>>148742886
It had worse popularity since shitty TGT set and abortion of card design that is Mysterious Challenger. Overwatch was another nail in the coffin.
>>148739856
Those are all commons bruh
>>148743904
It's not new but people have always been complaining about and Blizzard doesn't give a fuck.
>>148743778
>what is ccg
Don't you have other things to complain about
Any good alternatives to hearthstone that you guys are playing?
Already tried duelyst but the graphic style hurts my eyes after 1h.
>>148744501
I started magic with the release of Shadows over Innistrad. Had a blast in prereleases and having a blast at my locals. Plus its given me an excuse to work out and look good in public.
> play midrange hunter
> only face aggro shitter
> play pirate warrior
> only face ultra controll shitheads
blizzard must be rigging matchmaking, there is no fucking way
>>148743778
>3 expansions a year
>less than 300 new cards a year
>MMDoC is dead
>>148744606
>I work out to play a collectible card game
wat
>>148744606
>Plus its given me an excuse to work out and look good in public
You shouldn't need an excuse to do this.
>>148745010
>reading comprehension
Give him back
>>148734656
>Midrange
>Argent Squire
>Doomhammer
>Bloodlust
It's aggro
>>148745593
>5mana 3/3
won't ever see play
>>148745593
>'Retunr from the trash'
- old robot of healing
>>148745910
This.
Too slow vs. aggro, useless vs. control.
>>148745881
You could call mid range delayed aggro since you're just waiting 3-4 turns before going to face.
>>148745593
>>148746508
eat shit totem fucker
>>148746508
Looks good
>>148746431
>alexstraza doesn't count as damage
shit
So I opened a Shifter Zerus last night is he good in anything beyond Reno Decks?
>>148747824
shut the fuck up
>>148747824
no seriously shut the fuck up
>>148747824
>>148747910
the state of our general
>>148747910
edgy
>>148747910
Maybe use sage next time? Shut up btw.
>>148746508
I'd love to throw a Blood Knight into my deck for exactly shit like that, you see so many argent squires and those 4/2 divine shield guys.
But I just know it'd never be there or of use when I have it.
Who is best for arena currently? Rogue, Hunter or Paladin?
>>148748862
Rogue
>>148748862
Hunter
>>148748862
Rogue > Paladin/Mage > Hunter > Literally give up
>>148749231
>no mention of Warrior
sure anon
>>148748862
warlock
>>148749287
>Literally the worst hero power in Arena
>The only saving grace is Fiery win Axe
Warrior is probably one of the worst class in Arena. Sure you can go 12 wins but compare to other classes it's much more difficult
>>148749790
bait
>>148750073
How is it bait?
>>148748968
>>148749231
>>148749170
>>148749534
thank, wish me luck even though I often go 0-3
>>148748862
Paladin and mage are the most consistent and strong overall, shaman and rogue can be stronger but only if you get some of their good class cards, druid/priest is also consistent but weaker than pally and mage, warrior and warlock are shit.
If you're not experienced with arena, go with mage since its the easiest arena class to play.
>>148750505
Arena rogue score is inversely proportional to the amount of mages you play against.
>when you stop being an idiot and realize Hearthstone is a spectator game, and isn't meant to be played by the average joe
>the entire point of the game and all the balance/design around it is to facilitate a good streamer experience
I figured it out. Why haven't you?
>>148750743
>spectator game
>tournaments are a boring snoozefest
The only good things in Hearthstone are playing arena and watching Kripp lose in arena.
>>148750743
not sure if trolling but yeah sometimes it's more fun to watch someone else play the game than yourself, since they always have more card choices than you.
like I would love to play C'thun Warrior or Renolock but I simply don't have the cards, so I only have Aggro Shaman/Zoo/Midrange Hunter as good decks to play
>>148750743
>it's a netdecker doesn't understand deckbuilding is half the game post
Not that I blame you with such a small card pool
>>148750920
>watching Kripp
He sucks and his stream sucks even more.
>>148751583
He sucks but watching him lose and complain brings me joy.
what the fuck the entire streaming list is ruskies
>>148751681
I guess if you're into it...
which cards would u fug?
>>148751807
Did you turn on the language filter?
>>148752137
>that ape like face
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to forsen, a rich european with a cute girlfriend making thousands a day by playing videogames
>>148752137
Def Pint sized summoner
>>148752261
t. basement dweller
>less than 400 wins to unlock all 9 golden heroes.
What am i doing with my life
>>148752578
Ask Kripp.
>>148752137
Confessor Paletress best grilHer card art makes her face look fuck ugly though, honestly. WoW model is better.
>tfw listening to https://youtu.be/uWTvp4dTeTU while climbing ladder with Yogg Druid
New favorite deck. Takes a shit on almost everything popular nowadays. Let's Get Weird /hsg/.
i am sorry i am not good at rogue
>>148752578
>closest I'm at is 120/500 wins asWarlock, nothing else above 20 wins ranked
>I've been playing for 3 months
Wew
I think I stick to brawls and casual too much.
Fucking Mage in arena just got 2 Flamestrikes (that I know of) from one Cabalist's Tome and will literally win the game only thanks to this. Just kill me IRL please.
Who designed alexstraza champion? It like hearthstone version of goblin guide. Been playing aggro warrior and most games end by turn 5 or 6.
What do I pick? The only class I have at 10+ is Mage, so probably Paladin or Rogue :^)
>>148754020
Annnnnd the third spell was a Fireball for lethal.
Yep, jumping out my window right now.
What are some good decks to run Al'Akir in?
>>148754740
Shaman decks
>>148754740
Warlock Decks
need to play a friend for the quest , im on EU
harans #2730
>>148755074
how much
>>148754740
Same thing I told you yesterday, run him as a rockbiter finisher as you would with Doom hammer.
>>148754740
put him in ur priest deck and divinespirt+divinespirt+innerfire the boy
>>148755681
Al'Akir + PO is way better though.
the pleasure of calling a zoolock a cancer faggot fucker as I spend all my mana stalling before lethal the turn I win
C'thun warrior is the only true control deck since it's the only one that doesn't require to go for face!
>>148753832
I play patron warrior with worgen otk combo + faceless for shits and giggles. Everytime my opponent thinks they just won with clearing my partrons I kek
>new meta snapshot
>suddenly every other match on ladder is a fucking dragon shitter
what counters this garbage?
>>148756601
hand disruption
>>148756805
are you mocking me?
>>148756601
discard
Another police shooting in Baton Rouge. I'm never leaving New England.
>>148756601
They have a shit hand and don't draw well.
literally the same counter to aggro warrior.
>tfw you shit on Warlock and Shaman
is a good feeling
>>148756601
Probably zoo, aggro shaman, and maybe midrange hunter.
>>148757658
>big truck running over frogs in france.gif
>>148757848
Also Yogg / token druid.
Do you have any stories when you decide to BM and things gets turned for the worse
>Be Shaman
>get Doomhammer + Double Cockbiter
>Decide to BM and split up Cockbiter
>End Turn
>mfw THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>>148757658
A lot of earthquakes recently, huh?
I hope those poor girls are alright.
>>148758370
I'll go a week without seeing Reno once and then completely forget it exists.
And then one day I'll get smug knowing I've got a certain victory ahead, only for a fucking Reno to end my dreams and put me in my place.
>>148758409
Oh they are anon
>>148758612
That's Harrison, not Reno
What stats would be balanced at 5 mana for this effect?
>>148758370
I never BM, I'm not a teenager in his edgy phase.
It's like that saying: "Don't do unto others what you don't like done to yourself etcetc"
arena boys, who /mischievous/ here
>>148759206
You do know what Reno Jackson does, do you?
>>148759236
4/4
>>148759236
5/4, maybe 5/5
>>148759206
I know, he asked people to share their stories, so I did.
>about to lethal opponent
>suddenly disconnect
>you have lost your last ranked game due to disconnect
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148759236
whatever stealth is valued at -1 stat
>tfw you will never ever have rough sex with Elise Starseeker
Why even live?
>>148759474
too strong, especcialy in tempoi type deck like rogue
>>148746975
t. Stuck in rank 17
>He doesn't want Burst Shadow Priest to be a viable archetype
>>148752137477I'm dead serious :(
>Search for game
>Takes forever
>Enter
>Victory! Extra Star - Win Streak
>>148743293
>>148743715
get trolled bro XDkappa
>>148760057
guy on the other end had the same thingHe gave up first
any 1 has dreamhack valencia decklists?
we're posting OC now?
So I guess to have your license permanently revoked you have to have been busted 4 times for DUI, committed DUI vehicular manslaughter, or vehicular homocide.
My grandfather has had his license permanently suspended for apparently over 40 years. So anyways, token Druid is pretty fun. Living roots seems to be the only reason this deck can be competitive, anyone have any suggestions for other 1 or 2 drops for this deck?
>>148760350
>1 mana 7 7
Now that Handlock is gutted, what do I play as warlock that ISN'T Zoo?
>>148760350
Maybe I'm being slow, but what would be useful with that? 7 mana is pretty damn costly, a power world tentacles would be cheaper and a similar effect.
Neat idea though.
>>148760605
There is Reno + Nzoth warlock.
>>148760554
>7 mana 1/1
>>148760554
>>148760798
Oh fuck I would use the shit out of this
>>148760554
thats pretty insane tbqh
We should've gotten cards like reduce your opponents cthun with -2/-2 even thought they wouldn't be played
>>148760720
attack AND health anon
>>148761032
How about a 6 mana 6/7 with the effect to reduce your opponents Cthun by 4/4
>>148760720
turn your tusk boar into a 7/7 with charge
>>148761168
I saw that, but I'm still not sure how that could be worth 7 mana (plus whatever the minion costs)
I suppose the only use of a 8-10 mana 7/7 would be with windfury.
>>148761032
Hate cards are always a must
>>148760720
>>148761338
>a worse King Krush that requires 2 cards
Sounds shit senpai
>>148760350
Broken as fuck we have limited mana each turn for a reason
>>148760496
My grandfather was in prison a while during my childhood for DUIs. My parents told me he was at work. He's recovered now, and has his license back.
>>148761545
>not a legend so you can have 2
>available on every class
>maybe brann?
>>148761757
>spend a whole turn summoning a 1/1 for 7 mana
>broken
don't you have some shields to bear, anon?
>All those different and diverse warrior decks
Truly a great meta. Good job Ben Brode
>>148762141
warrior is the only class that can truly do everything
>>148761851
Yeah for all my life he's rode bikes and was told he got too many DUIs. But 4 holy fuck.
>>148761982
>1/1 and 2/4 minions for 10 mana one turn, 14/14 charge for 1 mana the next
Brann would take that bad boy to a whole new level
>tfw Priests will never get to have green health
Why is this allowed?
>>148762495
>set the attack and health
>set
Has anybody tried to make a ben brode priest deck?Any success.
>Start playing at rank 4, 1 star
>After 2 hours I'm rank 5, 1 star
That's it, I quit. This is just plain bullshit. I found myself just cursing at whoever the opposing class was. This is just not enjoyable and I feel sad to have wasted so much time in this shit. From now on I'll just hit rank 5 every month as I've alwasy did and then horse around in casual.
>>148762994
it's aggro priest
also it's shit
>>148762994
Yeah I saw a stream of some guy who was playing it with the title "ben brodes hidden meta deck" copied his list and now I'm playing it. It's really good and I've had pretty decent success with it. About a 70% win rate at rank 3
>>148762972
Woops.
Guess it'd remain shit then
>>148760554
Way too strong 7 mana would balance it
I WANTED A SLOW META TO PLAY THE NEW DEATHWING RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148763248
post list or gtfo
>try to relax and play RandoMage
>opponent turn 1 boulderfist ogre
hahahahahahahahahahfuck
would a neutral with high mana cost, bad stats and text:
>Battlecry: Destroy the enemy armor points, then restore him to full health.
be broken?
>>148764008
There will never, ever be a slow meta because Hearthstone's mechanics inherently favor face shitters
>>148764246
>Old fag
>rank 19
>has legos and adventure legos
>against clearly a poorfag/new player with 90% basic cards deck
>raging
Kill urslef honestly, I surrender against all players who play Yeti or Ogre just coz I know how hard its to start.
>>148764535
it would be shit
very shit
Please dont let Kolento convince people to play this deck.
>>148760350
Battlecries have to target something on board
Literally does not work
Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIXTLKKNafc
>>148765140
The paladin dragon that reduces next dragon cost
>>148765140
I take Malkorok for 500
how long before raging worgen gets nerfed?
