Karaoke edition
Previous timeline: >>148679725
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
lizard and void
>>148714975
Tem Flakes!
>>148715040
They're so cute together!
God I love this mom
sans
I'd karaoke with you guys
>>148715175
Sans truck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCW1QaOH1Y8
>>148715270What songs?
nice
karaoke edition
>>148715114
shame there's not much stuff with them together
>>148715291
i dont know how this meme started but im glad its a thing
>>148715414
It truly is a shame.
>>148715304
Ai o Torimodose
go big or go homeYOU WA SHOCK
>>148715596
If only the Undyne the Undying battle went like this in the actual game...
>>148715551
Isn't it great?
>>148715175
Karaoke Sans!
one day
>>148715768
it is, memes are pretty much the only reason i still come here desu
>>148715840
do you think he would sing? i think he'd be pretty happy to take backup vocals for pap
>>148715687That's what it felt like the first time she threw those yellow arrows at me.
Thanks for that picture btw, I'm glad it exists.
>>148715990
Well, as long as the memes keep spawning, then we should be fine!
>>148715990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnWLTfJbRlU
Possibly. Looking at all the Sansloid songs they used to make, it's possible he CAN sing, but he can't sing well.
>>148716079
Is she in the process of a sideways flip?
Is this a poll vault thing?
What is this pose?
HULA
>>148716220
sans is the biggest meme machine of our time so id say we have at least 3 or 4 more days
>>148716357
huh, just like me. i imagine he'd be very flat
>>148716357
These never fail to assault my sides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p99DVdZDWzg
>>148716357
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>148716414
Looks like she's in a bent-over ready position as if she were on the ground, but she's in the air? Like, tilt your head and it looks like that. But like, then her left leg is bent at a weird angle that doesn't look like it'd provide a lot of balance on whatever air platform she's on.
Maybe it IS a sideways flip?
>>148716584
you've never seen the skeleton covers? there's loads of em
>>148716558I unironically like this song and this cover
>>148716546
Sounds about right.
>>148716558
>>148716584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmVQXYqot7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLKZnIi8C_Y
There are also covers of the 3rd and 4th openings by Papyrus.
>>148716694
I've seen a few just not of that song.I'm a huge jojo fag so I enjoyed it
>>148716414
Picture is sideways and her target is in the air or there is a wall that isn't drawn.
I need to take a shower but I'm too lazy please help
>>148716780
does anyone else hear the actual lyrics in the background of the first one, or am I just that much of a fucking weeb that I know them that well?
>>148716879
The shower is where the best ideas happen.
>>148716907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roXrXp9P-X4
It's not just you, there are still background lyrics in the instrumental.
>>148716879
dont. just wallow in your own sweat like me
>>148716958
but i don't need any ideas
>>148717005
Then develop on ideas you already have.
>>148717108
I don't have any ideas. What kind of ideas would be useful?
>>148717152
Then take a shower to get some!
>>148717238
Like what? I usually just think about dumb stuff when I'm in the shower, nothing useful comes of it
I'm sad but I'm also angry that I'm sad
>>148717325
That sounds like something you could ponder in the shower.
>>148717339
What's wrong, anon?
>>148716879
Take a shower you disgusting loser. People who can't do even a simple task like that are actually worth less than pigs. I'd tell you to kill yourself in order to preserve Earth's precious oxygen, but that's probably too much work for your fatass, isn't it? Too lazy to swallow a couple of pills. Maybe you'll die from starvation, you'll be so lazy you can't even feed yourself. You deserve it, if you're worse than the scum in your dirty bathroom you can't maintain.
>>148717392
sweet lord anon
>>148717392
I-I...
>>148717392
>>148717375
nothing, I have a mood disorder
>>148717392
Same
>Watched the Berserk anime and the movies
>Thought the CGI in the movies was bad but so did everyone, otherwise loved everything
>Wanted to continue but I don't like reading manga because I'm a spoiled baby who needs moving pictures and colors and sound
>The new anime has worse CGI than the movies and feels like Guts is acting a lot edgier than how I remember him, but I still watched the three episodes that are out for the story
Why can't I just suck it up and read the manga?
>>148717392
Here comes that sick power-play from the anonymous man with no consequences. Seems like he's projecting a bit here cotton, but we'll see how it all pans out. Back to you Sansposters.
what can I post here
>Been reading about Wendigos and Skinwalkers and other native American legends
>Remember that my county is named after a Native tribe
>Get to research and get spooked about Native American monster legends near where I live
neat
>>148717812
Thanks Jim, sansposter here. Looks like this threads getting kinda edgy, gotta say we should cut it out.
>>148717996
Everything but a reason to live.
>>148717812
https://youtu.be/qnG85nI6TTU
Not a very large update. Like, I'm pretty sure this is the smallest update I've ever done. Anyhow, an itty bitty update for y'all before I go on vacation.
What I've added:
>“New Skin” part 2 – (Find the first part in the writebin!)
>“WOSH U DOG” – (Papyrus and Frisk struggle to give either Lesser or Greater Dog a bath.)
>“L(a)unch Time” – (Um, Temmie as gaster? / Asgore eating a burger / Asriel with a blue stop sign)
Art for your needs
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CngUJfdUIAAN9ic.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfeZnCUAAADZ3M.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm8z13FUcAEH4c_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm9l05EVIAAWx4r.jpg:orig
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnhYk6UUMAA6mJ-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cni0rioVUAAN_zq.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfiv5dVMAAuDFf.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfmYf_VYAAJGm9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CngnLgbWcAEd7LC.png:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CngnJUOWYAEVWbb.png:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnjLrs_UEAE-tIx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CniEvzoUAAAqSff.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CniE_EUW8AAl_Ed.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnffmhKVIAEW6tt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnUShDHUkAAJy-M.jpg:orig
>Grillby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnh93PkVUAE_GEW.jpg:orig
>Bad Touch Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfQLW5VUAAjn1Y.jpg:orig
>Canon Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmBJRd3WIAEHpqe.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnP9xtgUEAAjphS.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfeqkNUMAEkntJ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfdk1vUkAArOqV.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfdJnNUAAIDQPq.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfmxCTUMAAlUff.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CngCCO8UAAAeAL2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfqND1UMAAeWMx.jpg:orig
>Gay guards
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfetXxUsAEbVZY.jpg:orig
>Torgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnhBjo8VUAAIPI-.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm__CCeUkAEsJ7m.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfq-j_UMAIQQBs.jpg:orig
>>148718039
I've heard / read some pretty spooky stories about skin walkers, dudes are freaky as fuck.
>>148715123Damn straight.
>>148718237
have fun on your vacationcutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebM1HEOt-I
Seeing Part 4 Jotaro in action this week's episode was pretty cool, but I don't know why they replaced the sound effect. The older one was better.
that guy who posts nicepants, he's a cool guydont tell him i said that
>>148718318
wot
>>148718368
jojoshitposter
>>148718368
Hey, they were talking about Berserk at >>148717707
>>148718318
>>148718384
i meant
the picture
>>148718318
>saw that ep today
>all that censoring
Was a shame, that arc was actually pretty gory in the manga. Hyped as fuck for next week thoughsince we're finally getting into Kira stuff
>>148718363I like him
>>148718363
i feel like hes killed someone before desu
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>148718318
I thought Jotaro could only use his time stop once then he would have to wait an hour before using it again.
>>148718384
I'm not a shitposter...
>>148718460
That was a dumb jojoke.
BABY BONES
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7507954
>>148718504
What? That was never a thing
Who is the purest contentfag still alive in /utg/?
>>148718491
same
>>148718480
It was so weird.
A rat meat block is fine but you impale a spider and suddenly it bleeds Gaster.
>>148718553
why though
>>148718569
pumpkin
>>148718480
It was pretty weird how they censored everything right until the very end, where they left melted Jotaro uncensored.
>>148718569
Petite Pumpkin, I think.
Fresh mom
>>148718564
I remember reading on the wiki that his time stop was far worse than DIO's.
It might have been the duration though.
>>148718553
I'm not even gonna open this, I'm just gonna assume it's gaster cockvoring baby sans and papyrus or something equally terrible
>>148718638
>>148718480
Yeah, i'm actually looking forward to the blue-rays to see all the gore
>>148718665
Its that his body can't handle timestopping as much as Dios vampiric one so his doesn't last as long
>>148718569
>like its even a question
pic related
>>148718665
time stop is very draining to use. Dio was able to use it longer since he was a vampire. also Jotaro got lazy and never used it for anything since the Dio fight.
>>148718708
No, it's a pretty cute fic about Gaster raising his kids right.
>>148718504
They mention in Part 6 that he can't use it consecutively, but the cooldown time is a few seconds, not an hour.
>>148718665
It's worse because Jotaro doesn't have the stamina to keep it up for more than five seconds. Also, DIO's time stop was devastating because he was a superhuman vampire with super strength and speed. Jotaro is just a normal human without his Stand, so he can really only use time stop for an extra attack or dodge.
>>148718318
Jotaro should play more bullet hells.
Hey, Anon! Wanna go to the castle with me?
>>148718972
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148718972
only if you're planning on beheading me
>>148718553
>>148718825
>Sans kills himself.
Made me chuckle/10
why can't I marry mettaton
>>148719012
Why not? It'll be fun!
>>148719015
Why would you want that, Anon?
>>148719071
less talk, more chop motherfucker
>>148718585I'd impale a spider.
>>148719040
Because Toby cucked you
>>148718972
What for?
>>148718972
what castle?
>>148719245
>>148719260
Come on, let's go see the castle!
>>148719227
what, did toby marry mettaton first?
>>148719335
I said NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148719338
One of his kickstarter goals was to let you marry the robot
>>148719353
Why not, Anon? Come on, it's time to go! Come to the castle!
>>148719373
don't you mean date
frisk is like 8
>>148719335
WHAT CASTLE?
>>148719432
Nope it was marry
>>148719454
That's enough questions, Anon. Come on.
>>148719373
I know
but I want to marry the robot
pumpkin is probably secretly really lewd
id fuck pumpkin
>>148718553
>Papyrus
>clit
???
>>148719454
It's Asgore. He's trying to lure you to his garden to have his way with your soul.
>>148719505
You didn't answer it though! Fine, let's go.
>>148719335
Why are you so eager?
Something's fishy.
>>148719532
Is that really what you came away from that story with?
>>148719567
Why didn't he just lead with that then? I'm down >>148719335
>>148719505
But what's at the castle?
What are we doing at the castle?
>>148719584
I really love the castle! I'm going to live there one day!
>>148719567
Oh shit I already said yes, help me anon.
It's not fair, it's not right.
>>148719616
Come on, it's time to go! Follow me!
>>148719639
How are you even supposed to get in?
>>148719639
If you won't tell us, then let's just go already!
>>148719526
same
>>148719668undyne can roll
>>148719526
Who else do you think is secretly really lewd?
>>148719719
Okay!
>>148719797
why are you always trying to instigate trouble and spread gossip, anon
are you a middle aged japanese woman
>>148719797
every
single
contentfag
all of them
>>148719758
>>148719797
CrateAnon, Sansposter and Petite since they never do anything lewd here.
>>148719891
Lewd collages when?
>>148719797
>>148719891
The only reason to learn to draw is to get praise from others and make porn for yourself.
Which notable anons are the best for mind breaking?
hard mode: no Crateanon
>>148718912
he always was 「one step」 too late...
>>148719968
But he's the best for it
>>148719891
He said secretly you dunce.
>>148719901
crate was originally a dirty momposter that liked to be ordered around and erped about being pulled around with a leash so he could be a 'good boy'
>>148719898
>>148719758
>>148719668TeM iS tHe GuNzGod! yAya!
>>148720030
What in the world? If that's true then just the other two, I can't think of anyone else who's been around long without being lewd.
>>148719968
Me>tfw mindbreak stuff and emotional/phsyical abuse are too similar
>tfw every relationship that I've been in with mindbreak play has wound up being abusive
Just fucking kill me already
>>148720030
He just loved his mommy
>>148720108
why do you think he was told to get in the fucking crate in the first place
man i never really felt frisklust before but i just went to a convention about a week ago and saw a bunch of girls cosplaying as frisk in leggings with denim booty shorts and my dick can't handle that shit man i'm telling you i'm STILL jacking off to that image you feel me
>>148720201
Frisk is 8
give me some requests so I can make some shitty artthis is like the 30th time I've changed my style
>>148720230
shota
>>148720240
EdgeTemmie!
why is undertale porn so depressing
>>148720230
not these girls family i'm talking like 19 year olds
Monsters don't have skeletons
>>148720192
Cuz he's a nerd and I just thought you guys liked to bully him.
>>148720240
Alphys' bed.
>>148720240
Oh hey its you!
Asgore and Gerson drinking tea
>>148720286
Monsters ARE skeletons
>>148720292
People just bully him because he's innocent and cute
>>148720286We all have skeletons inside us
>>148720286I was following that comic until that pointI'm mad
>>148720240
Grillby bullying Papyrus
>>148720240
welcome back my dude, missed ya
>>148720240
Draw me lurking
>>148720292
no dude, maybe check the november threads, lots of orders being barked at him and 'y-yes ma'am!'s and 'am I a good boy?'s and 'I love my mommy! I always listen to my mommy!'s
>>148720369I was mad too but that buff-ass Gerson kind of made up for it
>>148720278
Because the people who draw it are sick.
>>148720356
So are the other two yet they never get bullied. Poor Crate, guess he brought it on himself though.
>>148720443
Aww why doesn't he do that anymore? Something happen?
>>148720278
angst sells, sex sells, why not combine the two?
all these anons lewding pumpkin
s m h leave the poor girl alone
I want tostrap alphys down and forcibly fix her complete and utter shit taste in anime one episode of fist of the north star and jojo's bizzare adventure at a time.
Who are the worst posters?
>>148720240
nicepants on a date
>>148720619
(you)
>>148720619__________________________
>>148720240
Asgore fighting an Orc for some reason
>>148720619
Let's not respond with (You)
Try to be original this time.
>>148720201>tfw have been wanting to cosplay Frisk or Chara in those clothes next convention because I find it really hot.>now imagining selfcesting with another cosplayer
>>148720553
if i ever got near pumpkin i swear i wouldask her on a date and respect her answer
>>148720619
me probably desu
>>148720672
>Asgore fucking an Orc for some reason
Fixed that for you
>>148720737
Thick orc woman?
I'm beginning to think it's not really a castle
>>148720619
it's me, it's always me, it doesn't matter what I post or what characters I discuss, I'm terrible and I'm sorry
>>148720737
No, I wanna see him dumping tea on Urag gro-Shub's books
>>148720801
>woman
Gross
>>148720801
thick orc male
I feel like I'm gonna throw up
>>148720881
Do it in my mouth please.
>>148720619
(((you)))
>>148720881
good
>>148720838
Nope, delicious and nutritious for the mind
>>148720851
But anon, that's a gay, and canon asgore isn't gay.
>>148720907
No that's gross
>>148720941
hes bi
>>148720691
are you a boy or a grill
>>148718237
So that's what happens when no one writes
>>148720941
then why did he have sex with doggo?
>>148721013
Yep. Dismal isn't it?
>>148720990_______________________________________________________________________________________grill
>>148721081
Girls aren't real idiot
What ever happend to fatso?
>>148720941
Consider this though
I'm trash that doesn't care
also that picture always makes me think of Neverwinter Nights 2 and makes me kind of want to replay it
>>148721081
dude do it t b h it'd probably be hot also add me on skype also t b h
>>148721081a grill with nice proportions?
Which poster would you fug
>>148721128
He's living with his brothers, stretch and stinky.
>>148720691
I want this too.
>>148721193
any of the girls with low self esteem desu
Do you ever feel like you're in trouble and you feel dizzy and your face feels hot and you feel like you're gonna throw up?
>>148720957
>>148721059
Not canon though.
>>148721129
Neverwinter nights 2 is a good game, what did you think if the expansions, like mask of the betrayer?
>>148721240
I stopped lurking because of you, god damn I needed that laugh
>>148721193
Pumpkin or Broba
>>148721285Something something autistic spoilers flirting here.
>>148721291
yes. i believe that feeling is called guilt?
>>148721240
max kek
>>148721240
FUCK OFFI had a crush on stretch as a kid
>>148721354
How do you get rid of it?
>>148721349
let me give you some esteem baby
i'll make you feel real good about yourself
>>148721349
good enough let's fuck
>>148721394
i have very low self esteem too but I'm a boy please make me feel good about myself
>>148721384
I like to slam a door on my fingers
or go take shower and scratch my nails hard into my skin so it peels off a little, hard enough to hurt and leave red marks but not enough to bleed or scar
>>148721307
>>148721354
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. kek.
>>148721382
Did you now?
>>148721349
We'll bang, ok?
>>148721465
depends on how feminine you are
post pics; face is important
>>148721465
i would also like to see your face, no homo im just curious
>>148721384
it can go away after you confront the problem, why do you feel like you're in trouble? if you find out and solve it, then it can go away.
other than that, if you give it some time then it'll go away.
i scraped a car once on my way to school, i never got punished but when i got home i just laid in bed feeling really guilty, i had that 'im gonna throw up' feeling. i never got punished but i still felt that way, and it went away in time.
Oh no we're getting flirty again
>>148720271
>>148720319
>>148720378People actually remembered me.thanks
>>148721394
>>148721424
>>148721513
/utg/ never lets me down.
>>148721587
dude i'm fucking drunk off my ass right now i'm not going home until i fuck someone
>>148721304
I actually really like the base game and I think its a shame that a lot of people write it off as crap and think that the only reason to play it is to get to MoB
Mask of the Betrayer is a bit overrated but its still really good imo. I never beat it because high level combat via NWN2's engine annoyed me but the story was fun and i'll get back to it some day.
Storm of Zehir was fun but I never really made it that far, i'm a bigger fan of strong narratives with a story focused around the MC then party based stuff where your characters don't really matter (same reason I love Baldur's Gate and Planescape but not Icewind Dale as much)
Mysteries of westgate was okay from what I played but the lack of VAing was weird after the other expansions and it felt kind of shoddy for some reason
>>148721629
I really liked your dads and was sad when you just vanished
>>148721629
Hey, thank you very much!
alright, I'm gonna go to sleep now. Goodnight people!
Here comes the linux beta.https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/754476301382193152
>>148721587
this is usually when i go back to just posting pictures, i never know if its a guy or a girl and i aint takin that chance
>>148720297
>>148721705
Update soon?
>>148721151I don't have good hips tbqh. Otherwise I'm average I guess.
>>148721278
Ye, but I'd probably fail at making conversation and sit quietly by myself in line for the fan panel. Implying I attempt to talk at all. That's why I gotta learn lucid dreaming.
>>148721647
anon, you can't consent
>>148721681
Yeah, Westgate was the shody one. Storm of Zehir was alright, and I played the everliving fuck out of the original and MoB.
>>148721772
i have a rape fetish it's okay
someone rape me
please
>>148718553
Still less terrible than all the Sans/Reader shit that treats this like something romantic.
>>148721741
oh youre not who i thought. just post pictures here in imgur and meet up with an anon though, ez pz
>>148721825
is it though
it's so stupid and badly written that I thought it was a jokefic until I looked at the author's tumblr, just pages and pages of skeleton incest porn
>>148721741
Did someone say lucid dreaming?
>>148721741
honestly do you have a cute face? be honest, if you have a cute face everything else is gold, seriously
>>148718261
I missed this, thank you twitter anon.
>>148721782
Last thing from MoB I remember is getting stuck at some lich and rage quiting. Like I said it was really good and the party members were neat but damn high level mages/clerics are a pain to micro manage. One of the big reasons I always go Warlock
>>148721868
I don't live near most of the other anons, it's okayAnother year, another step closer to being a wizard.Or a witch?
>>148721951
Really? Maybe, but I look pretty tired most of the time, kinda depressing looking.
>>148721929
If you're the anon I think you are, I think I have a lot of your stuff screencappedbut if you have anything more that'd be good.
cute girls please don't leave
i'm so lonely and only kind of ugly
i'll talk to you about anime
>>148722274
do you think ash will win the kalos league
>>148722268
Well if you have any questions I wouldn't mind trying to answer them, haha. Are you the same anon that asked about lucid dreaming last time?
>>148722274
but i dont watch anime
>>148722268
SHE'S A VIRGIN BOYS! im playin, someone would be willing to come to you though, like this guy >>148722274 Do you like anime?
>>148722274
I wonder when the new RWBY volume will come out.
>>148722268
honestly sex is overrated and i'm being serious about this people don't usually believe this but if you masturbate as often as i do then sex doesn't have much to offer you i mean i don't know how it feels from the girl's end but there's not much pleasure i got out of it from like a pure physical standpoint? but from an emotional standpoint it's great so idk and i still want sex so i don't even know i guess
>>148722335
honestly probably not this season has been really good but i don't think they're gonna retire their cash cow
>normal wacom styluses dont work on the surface pro 1
>i have to buy a microsoft meme stylus to draw on it using something other than my fingers
>>148722373
RWBY sucks but i would fuck every single girl in it
>>148722416
Try having sex right on heroine
You will literally never feel more pleasure any other way.
>>148721912
i agree with other anon, it doesn't paint it like a fun time that's really good and all fun, no consequences and no problems behind it at all, slowburn to rake in all the drama and angst.
with the writing style, it seems simple and takes no pleasure doing what it does, but that's only my opinion. it gets right to the point.
the content is ooc as fuck sure, there's too much to say about that in the general fandom and too much to go into so i won't.
we're back up.
are the cute girls gone
why did 4chan have to go down when i hit peak incoxication
