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>>148713456
fuck mud golems honestly
You're in a university classroom sitting on your physics lecture when she sits beside you.
She asks you for a spare pen. What do you do?
>>148713673
tell her bloodstone tinker is fucking shit
>>148713673
ENDURANCE RUN
>>148713673
I would never be in a physics lecturebut I would give her my prized black pen
>>148713673
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT
>>148713673
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>no /d2g/ carry to support
>>148713673
BRU HA HA
>>148713831
>on 7 game winning streak
>can feel forced 50 gradually kicking in
+24 +24 +24 +24 +25 +25 +26
I'm fuckin done for next game
>>148713996
alright buddy you're overdoing it now
if OG doesn't win ti6
who will they kick?
>>148714036
>+26
I got bad news for youEnjoy the forced 50 meme, +26 is winning a game with a significant mmr disadvantage
>>148714059
baka use the IP feature
>>148714036
>7 wins in a row
>forced 50 somehow exists
?
>>148713673
>that voice
>physics degree
>getting the Liberal feminist vibe from her
>she reads literature too
Man, Ephey would be a 9/10 easily if it wasn't for those Liberal feminist vibes she's giving off.
Also, she's going through a rough time - she took vacation for a month for a family member that's possibly been involved in an accident/incident. Her streams for the past 2 days isn't just the same..
Wait I'm watching /dpl_en and are they using the fucking directed camera?
>>148714261
Forced 50 does exist. It doesn't get any better if you win your F50 game because your player behavior rating gets factored in after each F50 won.
This shit happened to me - 7x in a row consecutive win. Never got any Peruvian but has gotten shitter in those 7 games and still managed to won.
Somehow the 8th I get 3 Peruvians and 1 shitter. It's literally unmanageable to win because 1 went NP jungle afk, the other 2 went safelane and fed (AM & AA), and the last one went mid with Invoker and somehow fucking fed against a WR. I was BH that game and WR didn't even have sentries so I tried to pressure mid and somehow Invoker can't cooperate because he's too afraid of being shackled. Lost the game.
F50 does exist. It's just a matter of which sitters in each team will tilt first.
>>148714909
>WAAH SOMETIMES MY TEAM IS BAD AND I CAN'T WIN 100% OF MY GAMES
-(you)
Mira in the right.
1 more pic.
>windrunner will never take you from behind
YEL?
>>148714909
Don't bother trying to explain forced 50 to retards, they're literally incapable of getting it
>>148715153
what a cutie
shame about the nose though
dead thread
>>148715153
Mira on the right again.
guys im lonely and its saturday night i wanted to browse the imgur of dota lewds but its not in my history can u help a /b/ro out?
Should I go to hell for saving this? That girl looks too nice to wrongly save picture of.
>>148716509
>he fell for the nice girl meme
>>148716509
>the dc cumdumpster is too nice
>>148716509
how could you ever masturbate to this with ioannis' disapproving look staring right back at you
>13 years playing dota
>notice getting shittier and shittier
>Hands became lazy and stopped being twitchy
>Can't maintain focus and started relying on muscle memory and reflexes like auto-pilot
>mfw in decline
I think it's time to throw in the towel.
>>148717096
you might have huntington's
S H O T S F I R E D
>>148717207
bsj moving to europe kickstarter when?
>>148717096
don't worry it can't get any worse....oh waitit can
>>148717309
go back to drawing porn, green
>>148717193
>>148717096
>>148717096
i doubt it's that bad, unless you start playing dota at 65
> we need wards
> "nah we need a carry"
> assblasted mom jugger goes and farms woods
Aren't these "carries" supposed to be watching pros on twitch all the time, what the fuck did I do to deserve this booga piece of trash on my team.
>>148715279
> g-guys forced 50 is KEEPING ME DOWN
Friendly reminder that the forced 50 meme is perpetuated by cucks.
*knock* *knock*
>>148717980
Who is it?
>>148718087
ist doggo
>>148718229
doggo who?
>Friend is a literal god mechanically (Destroys 6k players easy)
>He's stuck at 3.5k because he's shit at everything else like taking objectives and item/skill builds
>Still refuses to watch pro replays
Some people just don't wanna improve it's infuriating.
reminder to just tp away from any and all danger
>>148718296
> weebshits having friends
kek'd
>>148717858
It occasionally happens in high mmr or even pro games that the carry gets lifesteal and takes over the jungle while the supports get levels and gold from the lane.
So instead of crying, farm the lane and get those wards you fucking retard.
>>148718296
Because some people are stubborn and refuse to learn
I was 3.5k too at some point but now im 4.8k, should hit 5k sooner or later
>>148718283
lmao I already took your rax while you were replying see ya later loser
>speeds away at 650 ms
>>148718404
>invokes sunstrike
>casts sunstrike
Did it hit?
honestly Blitz just disgusts me I mean look at this fat fuck
>>148718404
>the miscasted Ice Wall
everytime
>>148718469
based
>>148718627
Doesn't look fat to me
>>148718446
> only job is to hit creeps
> can't look at map to see miss
What do """carries""" such as yourself whine about when you get smoke ganked?
>>148718561
no, it was aimed directly on top of lycan and he walked to the side and it missed
>you will never take over a city with Tresdin
>you will never watch her pillage and rape then help her wash up from all the blood in sweat back at camp
>>148718821
>you will never be pinned down and brutally raped by best waifu
;_;
>>148718821
That is because (You) would never cut it as a soldier.
(You) would be lucky to even be a peasant that wasn't killed by some random monster from the dota world
>>148716680
this body type is literally perfect
who are some porn stars like this?
Is there anyway to wim against a naga with radiance + manta/octarine? Or are app the games at that point just slow painful losses
>>148719209
Alch with the same build or TB 5 man push else you can go tinker to deal with the illusions.
lets see those battlecup teams /d2g/
you DID participate in the battlecup, right?
>>148719502
I went to play yugioh in some anime/manga store lmao
Isn't it possible to make an MMO kinda game with Dota 2's engine?
Like the terrain editor is so powerful, you can design massive maps, add warp portals to load to the next map and bam you can create an MMO world. It's fucking gorgeous too.
So, /d2g, why arent you watching chinese streams for secret region block tactics, the lowest server mmr inflation and scrolling memes?
Or do you prefer seeing babyrage and other faggot comments and faces for literally .2s before it's swept away in a sea of other stupid comments
sajedene the blowjob queen
>>148719209
don't let naga farm this much, mb?
>>148719546
there are size issues
>>148719209
>>148719494
>alch
ur thinking small m8
>>148718296
sure thing doode
there are countless players at 5k+ who are literally only good at mechanics and play like braindead monkeys
just because you beat a 6k player once mid doesn't mean you're better than him
I spent 7 years learning mandarin and it paid off because I'd prefer to read well thought-out chinese memes instead of 'Chat, spam john cena in chat xD!!'
>>148719554
answer the question
>>148717207
Midone chilongqua confirmed
>>148719676
the problem is how would you ever farm that?
>>148719692
>once
I'm at 5-5.5k so we face vs 6ks when we party up and I can safely say that he's much better than me mechanically , he's just literal garbage tier in terms of lategame decisions and item builds.
So, what is up, dotards?
Tell me, what?
>>148719708
>>148719548
>2 yen has been deposited into your account
>>148719940
arc warden is better at farming early than naga siren
FREE gold from midas
he ganks like a motherfucker with no items and way better with blink
he can solo mid and actually win his lane and kill people instead of defensive passive farming and missing most cs like naga would
>>148720027
>item cooldowns aren't reset anymore
hero is crippled and worthless
is cuck a normie meme now?
>get ready for a huge ult
>Level up during teamfight
>Can't use a skill until you spend the skill point
>Lose the fight because you spent 2 seconds allocating points
wew
>>148719209
I have been working on an illusion hero to counter illusion heroes
Mesmermemeo, The Master Illusionist
Ranged Int hero.
Q: Disillusionment
>instantly destroys all illusions of enemy heroes in 600 AOE
>when destroyed each illusion will send a bolt back to the hero it is a copy of
>each bolt deals 75/150/225/300 damage, slows for 15% and gives vision of the area
>the slow stacks for each bolt, cannot be disjointed
>8 second cooldown 400 cast range
>W: Doppler
>target hero becomes invisible and an illusion is created in their place which follows the last command given to that hero
>the illusion deals 0% damage and takes 100%
>if the illusion is destroyed the invisibility will end
>duration 5 seconds, 400/600/800/1000 cast range, 18 second cooldown
E: Illusory scout
>channeling
>creates an illusion of Mesmermemeo at target point
>the Illusion deals 10% damage and takes 200%
>if the illusion is destroyed Mesmermemeo will take 20% of his maximum life and mana as backlash as well as be stunned for 3 seconds
>once cast Mesmermemeo cannot cancel the spell
>the illusion has an ability called illusory glitter
>the ability starts on cooldown and when used will destroy the illusion and create a burst of glittering dust in 800 radius that will stick to all enemy heroes giving vision of invisible heroes and marking real heroes with a golden glitter and illusions with a blue glitter
>being destroyed this way does not cause a backlash
>60 second cooldown, Duration 30 seconds, cast range Global
>Illusory Glitter cooldown 16/13/10/7 seconds
R: Smoke and Mirrors
>creates a cloud of smoke at target point which after 3 seconds will pulse and continue to pulse every 3 seconds after for its duration
>on each pulse an illusion under the control of Mesmermemeo is created of each hero that is in the cloud
>these illusions deal 20/25/30% damage and take 150/125/100% damage
>cast range 800, Radius 600, duration 18/24/30 90 second cooldown
Rate my shitty hero
>>148719554
>dude just stomp her :)
ah yes
>>148718689
>yourself whine
There's only one person whining here and it's you, 2k.
>>148720617
Nice champion
>>148720471
good
shaming cuckolds is beneficial to society
Just realised Beastmaster is actually pretty lewd
>>148721027
How is that lewd?
Most of the animal people heroes don't even have clothing. If anything he is less lewd than the average.
>>148721126
Something about him just screams gay bara furry demographics to me
>>148720264
>double midas
>3300 initiation range
>deals 2000+ magic damage at level 9/10 with just skills
>>148720006
Yuan*
>>148721225
Well of course you would think that
>>148721027
>arma sexualsing even breamaster
>>148721027
wow was brewmaster this cute?
>enter bulldog's stream
>everyone is bashing muslims
uhhh it's 2016 guys...why does reddit allow bulldog to have such problematic behavior???
>>148721027
requesting that one mason brewmaster image
you know the one
>>148721726
>swedish national
>bashing muslims
you can't fool me
>>148721816
>he doesn't know about Admiral "SJW slayer" Bulldog
https://twitter.com/admiralbulldog/status/553139977841025025?
>>148721880
>he backs down a little more with every reply
A girl made it to 5.5k mmr by playing support. What's your excuse anon?
>>148722085
Bf boosts
>>148722127
who's her bf?
mfw retards in 4k don't realise creeps have hidden stats, at 0:00-6:59 they have 0 agi 0 int 0 str, but at 7m and every 7 after that they gain +1.5 of every stat, meaning magic damage is the most effective clear
>>148722085
but she plays mid or offlane ?????
I'm at a place with shitty internet
what are some things I should practice with bots to get out of 2k MMR hell?
>>148722443
last hitting
controlling a lane
manipulating creep aggro
>>148717096
I hit that wall awhile ago and haven't really played much since. Now I just play fuck-around matches where I do whatever the fuck I want in normal matchmaking. Game is actually a lot funner when you stop try-harding.
>>148717207
this guy is in severe emotional distress, he needs some Positive Mental Attitude
>>148722486
you can also practice maximum efficiency safelane farming patterns vs a jungling offlaner
holy shit we dead
I-i just had a fun game as support bounty.
I camped their mid and made him RQ.
So how the fuck do you push high ground against Tinker
>4 man stack on my team
>Expect to get shat on
>Decent game
>Can't push for shit beacuse of techies and all these invis heros
>"Guys we should get gem"
>"LOL why ? Zeus can just Show any mines"
>Techies got several double kills because Zeus didn't spam W
>Get gem and forcfully put it on omni
>Win game
?????
why the hell wouldn't you want a gem against this lineup?
>Valve bans Westerners from playing in tournaments forever when they cheat
>but Chinese get off scot free
The double standards are pretty fucking disgusting to be honest. I am so sick of Western companies and organizations holding Westerners to one standard and everyone else to another. This shit be turning me racist.
the fog system in dota is fucking awesome
>tfw no nightstalker map where he chases people in a forest
>>148723110
>no e-sport
>have to endure ooga booga posts
>queue up for the first game of the day
>all excited and ready for the dotas
>get a tinker on my team that literally just fed couriers and walked down mid all game
help
my motivation
i don't want to go on anymore
why do people like this queue up for ranked
>>148723659
Nothin personnel
>ban invoker
>slark gets through
>ban slark
>invoker gets through
>don't ban lc
>someone on my team will pick her and we will lose
is the second mafia game from yesterday worth looking up?
did charlie wreck town?
>play zeus
>someone steals your kills
drags the game out so much longer
with 6 year bat and no base dmg, no way to farm without wasting mana, i just end up with no items
>>148723659
>courier feeding tinker
>still involved in 14 kills
uh, doturds?
>>148719209
have invis hero gank her then BoT lvl 2 on that hero and chainstun her down
>tfw no wizard hero
>inb4 """"""""""invoker"""""""""""
>inb4 """""""""magus""""""""""""
>>148723896
>gank happening
>zeus from fountain presses R and doesn't get kill
>complains about no farm and no base damage
this is you
Post cuties!
>>148722085
but I have more mmr than her why would I need an excuse
>>148724057
>his team does anything
i'm playing zeus for a reason lad
>>148722085
storm, ES picker
lol
/d2g/'s thoughts on aghs luna? I've been having success in the 5k bracket
>>148724053
>Who is Skywrath mage
>>148724363___VIABLE___REPORTEDHonestly think it's better than what most people think, it does ike 6k damage when all maxed and all (before reductions but stll)
>>148724363
its good as a situational midgame item where you know you can just take a 5v5 fight and win it to end the game, but you really have to watch out for the 10/9/8 sec bkb's that most likely are up by then, because if you have to hold on to your ult that long you either have to stay way back (since that 4.2k gold hasnt gone to finish manta/bfly/skadi/satanic/bkb whatever, even if the stats are nice)
but yeah
situational
many people don't realise how much dmg it does in a short amount of time
>you'll never go to the summit and hang out on the lounge stream
>youll never have a fling with one of the dota qts
Make sure you guys tell shitters who pretend to be little anime girls they speak like they have mashed potatoes in their mouth
>>148724624
>wanting to go to the jewit
>not the EU hub
>not wanting to drink whiskey with James while fucking thunderthighs and high fiving bruno
Absolute plebeian
>tfw you don't know how to script to make custom maps but you learnt the map editor
;~;
better get learning
>>148724419
>>148724564
I actually think the best part of the aghs is the fact that the beams drop twice as fast. People don't expect the damage that quickly.
>>148724840
That doesnt exist anymore does it?
>>148724797
w-w-what?
>>148725052
Eosin is at the summit too? Why?
>>148725447
Need someone to clean the floors and take out the trash
>>148718296
What does being good mechanically even mean?
>Wake up
>Eat breakfast
>Game coordinator is kill
I FORFEIT MY LIFE DOTUUUURDS
>>148725736
Your last hitting, attackmoving, skill usage and movement in fights and on the lane is basically your mechanical skill.
Why are most of the heroes so fucking boring sometimes? Like the options available to some heroes is just too much compared to other heroes.
For example, lich is one of THE MOST brain dead heroes in the roster. You don't do much of anything besides ult and even then your ult is fucking RNG based. You get no major power spikes when picking up certain items.
For example, anti mage gets exceptionally stronger once that battle fury comes out. Ember Spirit grows exceptionally stronger when that boots of travel comes up or battle fury.
Thats the kind of shit I am talking about. Every hero should have that "one" item that really cranks up their cancer. For slark its shadow blade or something. For centaur its blink. Every hero should have that staple and that seem feeling.
Why do most heroes feel worthless? I understand we need simple heroes in the game but god damn, its a insult to human intelligence how simple some of these heroes are. Also, when will game devs learn that mobility > everything else. This is why anti mage and ember spirit do pretty well. Or heroes with ANY WAY of getting around faster do well in a game about positioning and getting shit done quickly.
post
Steam down for you guys too?
>>148726216
Yea, all of steam is kill. On a Holy Sunday no less.
>>148726008
Because they're outdated and Icefrog is still figuring out how to buff them into decency.
Like I don't understand why he makes Sacrifice as good as it is (EXP wise) with memeback in the game. Getting that far ahead in EXP means that you (as a support Lich, who cannot really defend himself) means that simply killing you can give the enemy a lot of EXP. Especially when Lich is the kind of hero that can zone offlaners pretty well, but once the time comes and the offlaner or his supports rotate to kill you, and you can't really get away from ganks in Dota 2 as Lich, you have bad STR gain, low AGI gain, low mobility. You're not like an Oracle who is equally good at zoning offlaners, and can go LOL TAKE NO MAGIC DAMAGE with one spell.
>>148726008
When you play the game as long as i have, all you see is a bunch of variables to be exploited. The actual fun in the game comes from discovering new ways to play, Sadly, you can achieve all this within the first 3 days of a new patch. A lot of 'fun' things are simply not optimal, or not viable. Mirana arrow is pretty much a dead spell unless you have a spell to keep an enemy in place.
hope im not replying to b8, m8
>mid and offlane abandon at 5 mins
>lose mmr
ah yes nice game
>>148726434
Can't wait for snow map to come back so I can finally play Mirana again
>>148726008
>why do MOST heroes feel worthless
>proceeds to name ONE hero
we both know that if you were to list more heroes people would pull it apart easily friendo, but I still dare you to come up with 50 more examples without looking like a retard
>>148726434
>2
>>148726358
I get what you guys are saying. Its just frustrating because I love the game but my favorite heroes are basically really crappy and not optimal. Another example is clockwerk. He is really.. If you fall behind, you will remain behind basically. The enemies will get increase in damage and you won't be able to get the defenses needed to survive after you ult in. Another problem is just how easy it is to use his cogs against him. His own cogs sets up shit like invoker sun strikes and what not. It just feels really clunky.
Also, heroes like treant(who is one of my favorites) is total garbage besides living armor. Leech seed is a crap spell that heals like shit and isn't that drastic of a slow. His ult is okay but has some weird interactions with certain spells. You can't blink out of it but storm spirit can ball lightning out.
Also, what is even the point of him being a strength hero. You almost never buy strength items on him.
>>148726752
>Also, what is even the point of him being a strength hero
to keep his mana pool garbage
Need to penetrate holly dota
>>148713456
wat is discord server for d2g senpaitachi?
>>148726752
Yeah I feel you my Clockbro.
Heroes like Lone Druid, Visage, Jakiro, Silencer (needs a fucking Aghs fix, his current Aghs is almost as garbage as Sidegunner for Gyro), Rubick, Lina, Leshrac have all been left by the wayside these days. They're not unplayable, they're just sub-optimal and weak in lane which is even worse.
>>148726990
only time lina was viable was year ago when eul stun was at least viable tactic until enemy gets BKB. My feetfu needs some love
>>148726990
>Sidegunner for Gyro
don't remind me
global calldown was hype
>>148726990
sidegunner for gyro is one of those aghs that are trash only because it takes up a slot for damage.
if alch gives gyro an aghas, its actually broken, and being able to fart out diffusal burn, mkb procs, lifesteal etc is nutty
>just have my best KDA game all time
>in ranked
>doesn't count because of haxx0rs
>>148726008
> tfw 75% win rate on lich
> some shitter on gulag thinks he's worthless
Yeah 3 slows that stack, CRAAZY damage and early-mid game pwnage don't count apparently.
>they have a zeus mid
>he just hit 6
>you're a shitty level 4 safelaner
>he's in your lane and just lightning bolted you
what do you do now, fag?
>>148726008
Lich powerspikes pretty nicely with veil m8.
>>148727190
Lich's strength to me always seemed to be the fact that in lane he literally never loses mana, can spam his Q relentlessly which does amazing damage, and pulls the lane/denies gold without even trying.
what heroes are hotdogs core on
>>148727271
Lycan
Why cant lc use items durning duel but meme axe can durning meme call?
>>148727197
tepe out?
>>148722085
top tip- $1000
is that... real money? Surely not
>>148727270
Exactly. Lich doesn't give a fuck. Not to mention that feel when enemy team decides to deathball at 10 mins in and you ult wipe them, is golden.
>>148727325
what a shitty opinion
>pick ebola es spirit
>lose
>>148727343
>teamwipe with lich ult
confirmed 2k mmr player
nice coordinator dotards
is your game even trying to be alive
>>148727419
When your shit carry and some core get stomped on near the tower it might as well be a teamwipe, m'shitter.
Gl hitting my carry with frost armor on btw ;)
>>148722895
ANSWER ME
How do you push when that fucker spam missile every 2 seconds from fog
>>148727534
git gud and kill the fucker
> buy bkb on zeus
> get reported for buying wrong items
explain this doturds
>>148722895
It sucks but you need to let your lanes push a bit and then put those cliffside wards that see the areas next to the lane that he'll blink into.
When he (hopefully, eventually) blinks teleports in and blinks into the trees to farm you'll see him and you gank him. You have to wait nearby though.
Other than that you just play defensively and farm up. Though I don't see how ganking Tinker would've been impossible with WR and Treant Aghs.
>>148727468
looks like steamshit is down in general
LITERALLY DEAD GAEM
>>148727708
> not telling people who report item builds to go back to LuL
>playing dota
>not watching anime
>>148727468
steam is under a ddos attack from the csgo casino mafia
>Finally in the mood for some dota after tilting off the face of the planet a week ago
>Steam ded
fuck you gabe
>>148727951
>he doesn't watch anime and play dota at the same time
>>148727840
>>148727909
>>148727468
At least I can listen to Mira and her qt voice.
I want her to read me a bedtime story, it's so relaxing and comfy.
>>148727951
> watching anime
> not having a HOT GF
>>148722895
4-5 Blademails ez, every time he uses rocket he'll return 1k damage to himself.
So senpaitachi
AUI is playing under name 'Secret.offlaneplayer'
Bilbo out?
>>148728069
>3dpd
Pleb..
>>148722895
realize he doesn't have an infinite mana pool
push when he is in his fountain
>>148728179
honestly just go 5 bkbs, every time he uses rockets he will just waste his mana and you don't even take damage
>>148727951
Did G backstab the rest of VP because they didn't want to watch seasonal shounen trash with him?
>>148728236
> push when he is in fountain
Ah the good old 5 second push strat, truly one of my favourites.
>>148728294
It really is time to stop when you are doing interviews on why you watch cartoons.
>navi lost to liquid
how was the butt devastation and shitposting?
>>148728456
>Na'Vi lost to top3 team in the world.
Why be buthurt
>>148728338
5 seconds is barely enough for one rearm
>>148717207
looks like the moon rune got cracked
>>148728519
Ah the good old 10 second push strat, truly one of my favourites.
>>148728294
it seems that anime is just like veganism. a hobby that takes control over your life and everything that you do/are orbits around it. normal people should stay away from that shit
>>148728609
Are you retarded or just pretending to be?
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Undying_lasthit_02.mp3
>>148717207
Hold up BSJ is still a thing?
How hasn't he killed himself yet?
>>148713673
"Fuck off Muslim cunt
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK"
>>148717207
This guy is so SHIET
>Guy on my team picks storm
>Proceeds to do nothing the entire game but zip into 5 enemies
Nice
>>148717207
Even seamonkey cant stand bsj.
What a guy.
>>148729990
I bet you didnt bought those wards!
>random bristle
>get rampage
>enemy team feeds the carry with the wards
>lose
Wow nice Video Game Dotards
>enemy picks meepo
>actually good
>6-0 on the first 12 minutes
>mfw i'm a scum that picks le breeding ice wyvern
>fucks him up everytime he blinks with ult
#breedblue lads
Why do dotards have such shit taste?
>>148730371
I know right, Slark leading over Spectre.
>>148730371
>hatshitting.
whoever wins, the game loses
>>148730371
>The One True King winning over rocketnigger
based
>weaboolord winning over literal nigger
based
>Weaboo 2 winning over rotnigger
based
>Windwaifu winning over catnigger
based
>>148730371
i want my guts sven arcana
>storm hammer becomes cannon arm
>ult and forces starts playing
>>148730371
why is everyone voting on the left side
>>148724053
KOTL
>>148730654
i ask myself that about politics everyday desu
>>148730752
8/10
>>148730693
>no frostbolt
>no fireblast
>some gay """"""light""""""" wizard
how is that even a proper wizard?
he has a nice floppy hat though
>>148730371
>jugg
>15153135153035 hats
>retards want even more hats
thank god i stopped throwing money into this shithole of a game
>>148730893
Jugg is best class
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>148730974
>m-muh jug lab farmer
fotmshitters OUT
>Axe blink-call quest
>Lose
>Lose
>Lose
>Start having a really good game
>Continue doing really good
>Everything's looking up
>Do too good
>Enemy abandons
>Only one star
FUCKING
what's up members of the gulag
>>148731219
>questnigger
kill yourself
Rate me guys
>>148728705
Shitter, what kind of tip is "push against tinker when he's in fountain"?
Just be quiet.
>>148730870
> summon horses of craaazy dmg
> summon teammates
> blind shit carries
one of the best wizards
>>148731334
alchemist spammer/10
>>148731221
nm, hot gf just came home so I think I'll go lose some mmr and then fug her
>>148731481
and natures + tinker you called it m8
>>148728705
His point is that Tinker doesn't spend more than a dozen seconds in the fountain later on. Hes just too much of a retard to post anything other than passive-aggressive memeshit.
>>148731843
pushing when tinker is in the fountain is only viable if tinker is poor as fuck
>>148732039
Guys, I got a crazy new strat. What about pushing when somebody leaves the lane for 2.32 seconds?
y/n
It takes time for Tinker to be at fountain and regen, how the fuck is it not viable attack window for enemy team
>>148732142
just fucking quit the game if anyone picks tinker and shut up about it
Guys I had a game where tinker was moving items around in his inventory for 0.6 seconds and I really pushed him in AMA
>between the Olympics, TI6, and Nice there's going to be a lot of crushed yuros
what did he mean by this
>>148730870
Ogre Magi then?
>>148732375
of whom do you speak?
>>148732312
>Get told how2deal with Tinker
>la llalalal ala laalal
F
A G G OGOT
KY Y
YYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>its a 'that one guy cannot accept that whatever it is he was arguing about is dead' thread and he singlehandedly kills the thread untill esports arrive episode
>yfw you say gl hf in all chat at the start of the game and push the enemy throne while the enemies are still typing their replies
>>148732456
lmfao
I hope you didn't take more than 4 seconds typing this instead of pushing tinker who was scratching his nose.
