DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 July 19th
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previous on X-Men:
>>148658406
Fluffy catboys
>>148700432
literally who
>>148700408
Friendly reminder to check your Cacpop ticket!
>tfw second place
Chocoringu never ;w;
Does anyone here like miqotes...
post someone elses miqo'te and music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zx6odbKMCw
>Cat sluts invading the thread already
Miqo'tes are the worst, most cancerous race in this game next to Lalafell.
The china dress dyes really nicely. I wonder if we'll ever get it.
Anyone want to (E)RP for gil?
>>148700745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llj0jWPKYAE
>>148700881
Liked and subscribed
>>148700657
Thought you were going back to au ra. What's the deal?
>>148700408
>elezen husbando with lalafell
no
post femaura with male elezen please
Tsundere c@
>>148700942
Don't reply to me, dumb cat slut
>>148700881
yeah i feel the same about female au ra
>>148700974
>fem ra with m.elezen
That exists?
>>148700923
I love that artists OC mithra/miqote
>>148700962
the cat stays
>>148701070
What's life like being so gay?
>>148700974
please
ahl you know the drill deliver the goods
>>148701147
Too bad, I'm buying Awena a fantasia right now.
>>148701082
It's fucking hnnnnnnnng. I have an entire folder of it.
>>148701073
They're on the same level.
>>148701160
>gay as an insult
lmao how rude.
>>148700935
Who is this personae?
>>148700893
Too bad the poor physics make it look like a Renaissance dress with slits instead of an actual Chinese dress.
>>148701265
Look at this bitch, Chemo. Too scared to mess with Vjera. Too powerless to stop Shana. What a bitch. What a no life bitch. With no power.
>>148700391
Anonymous 07/16/16(Sat)23:36:23 No.148701247 â–¶
>>148700391
I do have a job but it's seriously hands-off, so I have almost more free time at work than I do at home. Like I said, I wanted to get back into an MMO and it was either this or WoW. This seemed to be the better option for a lot of different reasons - most being that I've played WoW private servers out the ass and they're total shit. Not content wise but playerbase and dev involvement wise.
Also, once again, I really really really like being able to do EVERYTHING on one character. Also ever since XI I've really been into Galka. Being able to be a Galka BLM (without astral ring) would really seal the deal on class xenophobia from XI.
tfw
>>148701331
You mean too bad everyone is just going to use the loincloth underneath for "muh dancer" glamours?
post lalas
>>148700745
forgot the trip
>>148701328
idk. one of maddies futaslaves
>>148701546
and that's why you don't marry the invisible man
>>148700564
i never get above consolation
>>148700962
I'd like to go back one day.. but no plans to at the moment...
>>148701147
what...
>>148701208
Why...
>>148701564
Here's one I haven't finished yet
Here is your reminder that you are beautiful and perfect and amazing and I love you and I hope you love you as well!
And if you don't or can't love you, I will love you enough for two.
I promise that one day, everything's gonna be better for you!
>>148701690
>loli porn
dropped
>>148701546
tfw EBed to nobody...
>>148701546
tfw
>>148700974
>>148701627
such bullshit, I've picked the same numbers for 4 months and have never gotten a single match
>>148701690
do lewd of cats
>>148701690
wew
>>148701696
D-Do you love me?cuz the feeling isn't mutual
>>148701564
>>148701257
Its Hnnnng, comfy, adorable and some of his art is cool as well.I want the cator to be said cat
Either way,comfy.
>>148701690
That looks like an lala/elezen mix desu.
>>148701546
I don't have one anymore. Oh well.
>>148701874
ive been picking the same numbers fora year
>>148701751
Get ur mind out of the gutter, it's just a rough landing while riding a hang glider.
>>148701874
it's a fucking lottery, what do you expect?
>>148701921
hang rapists and pedophiles
the only people undeserving of love
>>148702023
>lalafellbreed.png
>>148701879
>look up a booru
>"final_fantasy_xiv" + "miqo'te"
>2,246 results
No thanks, we have enough cat lewds already.
>>148701872
>replaced meria already
i litreally did like 25~ish shatter matches today
i want to fucking kill myself
>>148701963
>or to be said cat
Everything is possible with imagination.
>>148701872
lethe a cutie I want that lizard as my wife
>>148702023
What? No, that is quite clearly a lalafell getting hungry while riding a motorcycle.
>>148702171
That's a typo of "lalafellspeed.jpg", obviously.
HEALER TIER
>good tier
Well dressed, doesn't look like a slut or memer
>debateable tier
Wearing a common outfit like eso or af
>bad tier
Dressed like a whore, too much exposed skin
>trash tier
Catboy
>>148701690
gross af
>>148702386
Reminder that multiple healers wearing revealing gear and bikinis have cleared A8S before most of this general.
>>148700974
>>148702386
sounds about right
>>148702107
what about rapists that only target pedophiles
After my 30 day trial is over, should I try make a friend, for RaF? Or does it not really matter for the recruited person?
FEMALE TIER LIST
>jailbait tier
au ra
>betrothed tier
elezen
>cumdump tier
miqo'te
>girlfriend tier
midlander
>big bubba tier
fem roe/highlander
>>148702386
>>bad tier
>Dressed like a whore, too much exposed skin
Only if female.
>>148702294
Don't do this to me!
The levels of hnnnngggg.
MALE TIER LIST
>teenage angst tier
au ra
>husbando tier
elezen
>trash tier
miqo'te
>boyfriend tier
midlander
>bro tier
roe/highlander
>>148702483
post more of this lizard please
>>148702632
Shirtless catboy and au ra healrs have been the worst I've encountered.
>>148702662
this early?
>>148702673
I'm not leaving until I find some good RP.
>>148702721
>catboy
There's your problem.
>>148702760
How about you rp yourself outta here?
>DPS who think they are exempt from mechanics or must be catered to at the expense of others doing more work
Fuck off. I equip the job crystal the same way you do.
>>148702564
you both get some stuff
>>148702810
I'm not into spontaneous RP, we'd have to plan out the setting that I'd be exiting and what character I'd be playing to exit with.
catcatcat
They say i'm the Proctologist
'Cause my DPS is ass
But say that to my face
I'll put you on full blast
>>148701546
tfw
>>148702929
learn what?
>>148702760
You the same guy from yesterday?
If so, isn't the type that you are seeking hard to find?
>>148702835
I usually let em die unless its crucial to keep them alive. Usually not worth the stress with dealing with them when typically I have my buds with me.
>>148701546
tfw
>>148702386
Can confirm.
quick i need ideas for gloves/boots
>>148703042
Yup and yup. I like story with my smut. Or rather, smut with my story. That combined with the fact I'm pretty goddamn vanilla. At least I don't have to find doms too since I already fulfill that role, would probably be impossible otherwise :^)
>>148702386
tfw good tier
>>148702386
What if it covers a lot of skin, isn't common, but isn't necessarily well dressed? Is it low good tier, or is there a secret eh tier above debatable?
>>148701690
Yo, where can I keep an eye on your commission status? I'd like to throw money at you.
>Aquapolis is trash now
Why can't Yoshi and his team design good content holy shit they should bring Tanaka back.
>>148700974
>>148703042
pour vous
catboy pits
>>148703323
i want to kiss this au ra
>>148703298
>militia tights
>literally made for being torn off before the violent fucking starts
you're a slut, lad
>>148702667
Important question folks
This game needs more enemies that have no markers on any of their attacks
>>148703447
im not cheap
>>148703318
>now
I'm not even agreeing or disagreeing, I'm just confused at the concept of someone thinking that Aquapolis WAS good and now isn't
>>148703518
oh...
>>148703542
im not paying
>>148703298
I think its good but depends on the boots you're using
>>148703382AHHHHHHHH
>>148703219
>proper backstory
The world needs more people like you.
>>148703542
how much?
>>148703542
top tier au'ra deserved top tier payment
Remove potato
>>148700974
>>148703531
Probably nerfed along with the cat butts.
>>148703707
Coming from a background of running tabletops, it probably isn't a big surprise I enjoy the shit out of actual characterization and progress beyond 'and then they fucked on the LEFT side of the bed'.
Of course, downside is I'm hypocritical when it comes to a lot of what I like. Receiving rather than giving and shit, could say it comes with the dom territory, but eh. Excuses.
>>148703567
It happens eventually. People thought tomes were good back then but eventually it's the bane of people's existence. It's a fucking chore, and none of the things to get them are any fun.
As for me, Aquapolis WAS good but it's trash content now (not meaning bad) because the players have pretty much derailed it.
>>148702386
what does this count as
>>148704017
>healer
retard tier I guess
>>148704017
you're a fucking retard, that's what
>>148703992
What do you mean the players have derailed it?
Me and my friends are still having fun with it.
>>148702386
I know its 2lewd but I love this coat too much to not wear it.
greetings mortals i am the haystack of legend
>>148703707
Best Man ones to keep it simple.
>>148704167
Tell me your secrets haystack, how do I become a good tank?
pocket healer lfw
>>148704109
Prices of the things you get from it have dropped, and it's not really that much of a good money-making content anymore and keep in mind it's luck-based.
At least maps are becoming cheaper and cheaper since people are barely doing it these days.
>>148704308
Can you run A7S?
>>148703958
I understand the sentiment. Seems like though it would be better done with a close friend and build it up proper than a complete stranger.
>>148704228
Then its good stuff. Love those shoes.
>>148704330
The plus side is that gil rewards from good runs and goblins are still static.
Getting a goblin in the 7th room is just ludicrous when everyone gets 200k total from that room alone.
>>148704330
I'm not on Gilgamesh or Balmung so the prices are still okay for us.
I want to transfer servers, where should I try to get into?
Thanks for the help famos'
>>148704292
mark kill priority and spam flash more
thus is my divine knowledge imparted
farewell
>>148704402
Yeah, it is, but the reason I'm looking in the first place is I've lost all those close friends in recent times. And well... how else does one make new friends besides approaching strangers? Besides, when going into it with a stranger there' a LOT of Q&A, discussion of things beyond the RP as well. If one matches in terms of what they enjoy beyond RP -- book/music tastes, etc. -- then it's likely they'll be that much better to get along and have similar ideas where the RP should go. And why not try for similar videogame tastes by going to xivg? Also that I can sweeten the deal by offering to be a sugar daddy likely helps too.
>>148704527
Anything high-pop.
Whatever happened to the Yokai Watch collab?
>>148704330
It never dropped anything particularly valuable in the first place, other than the music scrolls and the couple of minions that are Aquapolis-exclusive, which you couldn't possibly have expected would remain expensive longer than a few weeks, and the Grade V materia that drops, which is doing as well as it ever has other than the Moogle dailies tanking the crafter stuff.
>>148704527
Balmug if you want ERP or want to play with /vg/ gilgamesh if you dont want unsolicited ERP offers
>>148702667
female highlanders are indeed a newer model.
If you think midlander balloons are better than highlander bust you're wrong.
you pretty much need to have 40 or less breast size on midlander to not look like a freak.
>>148704609
Canceled. PS3 only has enough planned hard drive space for next patch's content.
>>148704130
Did you use to work at Platinum Plus in Memphis?
>>148704636
What is the best time to try and get into Balmug?
>>148704715
tfw 4.0 will continue to have ps3 support
>>148704752
This is an oddly specific question, anon.
>Make character in Excalibur after hearing you don't get Gil Bot spammed in high pop servers
>Not even 5 minutes after the city becomes available I get spammed 3 times
For fucks sake what does a man have to do to not get interrupted by these fucks every single play session?
>>148704868
Download guildworks.
>>148704585
>mark
>>148704758
Whenever you have $18 in your bank account.
>>148704805
A friendship isn't a romantic relationship by any stretch of the imagination, please don't misinterpret my words.
post elbst
>>148704715
Fucking 11 year old hardware ruining this damn game.
>>148704794
I'm so done with XIV and Yoshi at that point.
>>148704937
So I can only transfer there? I kind of want to just make a new character and start fresh.
>>148704605
It sounds neat, least coming up with proper backstory and shit to fit into together. I mean fuck I can go on hours on end about lore and fitting shit together character wise.
>>148704868
On Balmung it almost never happens. It's like when a train is late in Japan. On Gilgamesh it happens once every two/three days, average.
>>148704715
I am honestly unsure if you're being serious.
What're the most balanced races?
>>148704868
The only place you'll never EVER get gil seller tells is Balmung.
>>148704868
>Make character in Excalibur
Now THERE's your problem.
>>148705043
Try your luck 30 seconds before and after the servers go down for a patch or maintenance or whatever.
But most likely you will have to transfer, yes.
>>148703531
There are like 3 types of chest gear: unrestrained, restrained (like wearing a bra under it), and tightened. Someone made a comparison image once
>>148705145
Highlander and elezen. They both look terrific in every armor and are the sexiest.
>>148704585
Thank you, O lord of the wheat fields. >>148704752
Nope, sorry bud.
>>148705215
where do you recommend I make a new character then?
>>148705069
Oh definitely, worldbuilding (and to a similar extent, character-building) is my fuckin' jam. Making things feel alive, making sure there's a living, breathing world to play in. Something that could exist just fine without the main characters being around, something that keeps moving and events happen in far-away lands, or even just over the next hillrise, instead of existing in a state of superposition like typical RPGs where nothing advances until you /do/ it.
>>148704919
do not question the haystack's wisdom child
>>148705313
Sorry, my bad.
>Make character
THAT's the problem.
>>148704868
Eventually you just learn to ignore it. Spam is spam.Notice how the people who complain about spam in the thread are from Balmung/Gilgamesh, they're just not used to it.
>>148705271
That was me but I'll need to look through my archives for the pic I made. It was back around week 2 for eso stuff because I was wearing a whm chest iirc
>>148705258
Okay, well, what other servers besides Gilgamesh and Balmung are good? I literally know nothing lmao
>>148702386
You know what's the real meme here?
It's this
>>bad tier
>Dressed like a whore, too much exposed skin
>>148705145
Literally Midlander or Highlander if you wanna be buffand have a monkey face
>>148702386
>>148705565
HEY! I saw you two on excal the other day!
>>148705271
hey adahypothetically if I want to join soft can I just send you a tell, since im too autistic to send an app
>>148705565
is that a picture of your monitor?
>>148705676
Oh hello. Didn't see you there. Had my hands full you see
>>148705565
What do au ra scales smell like?
>>148705630
>literally naked underneath all that
the sluttiest
>>148700974
>>148705848
sour, dried semen
>>148705393
Sounds chill as fuckkkk.
Shame I'm not on balmung tho. I love talking about that shit.
>>148705313
Nothing wrong with excal but just make sure its your preference. There are better servers for those who have diff preferences.
>>148705427
How does one get a character other than making them?
>>148705630
Why are you wearing cum-colored clothes?
>>148704916
Isnt that banned under the TOS? Or am I thinking about parsers? Ive been severely tempted to download a parser so see how good my dps is.
>>148705070
>>148705153
I thought Excalibur was big enough for it to not happen but I guess you literally have to be Balmug, AKA "the only way you get in is through server transfer", for it to not happen.
>>148705215
I was dicking in the character creation and saw Excalibur was available which it never was for me so I got in before the door closed if only to have a character in a high pop server to see what its like and if its worth the transfer.
Not like the other high pop servers are much better.
>>148705450
Oh I "got used to" it but its still annoying since it happens JUST as Im reading MSQ text and I get enough tells form real people for it to not be convenient to disable the PING sound from tells.
>>148705403
I have another question for you, O mighty haystack.
Block strength, or block rate?
>>148705748
Tv. It's from ps4 version. I was too lazy to send the picture over to my phone or pc.
>>148705914
The only winning move is not to play.
>>148705984
Yeah, such is life. Excal is okay, I like it here, but I have no clue what other servers are like outside of the occasional customary poke into so I can't talk too much.
>>148705848
>>148706019
Block Strength is better but they rarely actually give you a choice.
>>148705984
yes but nobody gives a fuck if you aren't telling everybody about it
parsers specifically are a gray area and isn't an issue if you dont shit on randoms for bad DPS
>>148705914
Don't see why we couldn't set shit up elsewhere, there's always e-mail and such for a stepping stone. Couldn't do sugar daddy stuff unless you transfer though, but fun RP is it's own reward, no?
>>148706019
strength
>>148706098
>>148706159
Ah alright, I assumed rate was good so I can spam shield swipe more often.
>>148705698
Yes
They really need to release that one companion smartphone app they were talking about a while ago.
I wanna see my linkshells and mog mails whenever I can't log into the game itself.
>>148706271
strength synergizes with sheltron and bulwark very well, but as >>148706098 said you're usually prioritizing item level anyway so you don't really get a choice
you will easily be getting swipe on cooldown or very close to it once you have sheltron
>>148706357
>needing your literal and actual entire life to revolve around XIV
>>148705532
I don't really have any suggestions for you. I played on Malboro from 1-60 and then decided I wanted to have friends and transferred to Balmung.
>>148706461
I only just started this tanking business, so I have no clue what I'm doing. Thanks for the advice guys.
Is it normal for catboys to instantly dislike other catboys in the party? I see it a lot. They act extremely distrustful around one another both in towns and in the dungeon.
>>148706873
all catboys are tsundere gayboys.
>>148706873
Catboys know very well just how big a faggot other catboys are.
>>148706873
Catboys are flamboyant faggots so it's natural. It's like an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.
>>148707021
>>148707050
>>148707060
No lewd shit allowed, degenerates please go home.
Where do i find artists to commission for lewds?
>>148706494
Abe does that without a smartphone app.
>>148706098
>Lore shield is a kite shield
>Midan shield looks like a buckler but nope it's a kite shield
>Horde shield could easily pass for a tower shield but surprise bitch it's a kite shield
Fuck's sake, SE, the work was already done for you
>>148706873
They're either thirsty faggots, thirsty fujos, or thirsty teenagers, so either way every other catboy is a potential rival.
>>148700923
Aaaanyone at all? If you have any questions you're afraid to ask in the thread or something, toss an e-mail to [email protected]
>>148707193
norasuko
>>148706019
I wanna fuck this Highlander.
Should I go back to au ra...
post male characters
>>148707345
DEGENERATES GO HOME.I'll take that as a compliment, though.
>>148707320
But they are closed...
>>148707193
>>148707368
>tfw you missed your chance for a cat neapolitan with awena
>>148707368
You should go back to not needing the approval of words that pop up on your computer screen to make your aesthetic decisions.
Look at me, I'm a fucking hideous green catbippy monstrosity according to these weirdoes, but do I look like I give a shit? No sirree.
>>148707368
Like Naka said the cat stays
>>148707554
i thought you just did little doodles.
>>148707368
more like aweiner moronette
>>148707693
who?
>>148707674
I think you look fab, senpai.
>>148707285
Maybe but I don't need money. Would like to make a friend knowledgeable in lore n shit though.
>>148707368
Go back further. To before you installed the game to be exact.
>>148707193
Why not magnifire?
Pic related.
>>148707754
>>148707193
Follow your heart.
>>148707841
probably because that looks like shit fampai
>>148707839
Cool, send off an e-mail and we can pick up a method of communication that isn't godawful. I'm always willing to chew the fat regardless if any RP happens.
>>148707958
I just literally don't even know where to start looking.
>>148707791
I appreciate you saying that, words on my computer screen.
>>148707740
Doodles are easy
What do you want the devs to add/improve when PS3 finally gets removed?
>>148707638
What do you mean...
>>148707674
I probably will... I just wanted to ask...
>>148707693
Why...
>>148707754
Wtf...
>>148707841
And why would I do that...
new player here, just got the ability to fight with my chocobo. im playing a lancer, which way should i spec my pet?
Do you even HQ femlander?
>>148708108
sorry I didn't read your sarcasm through text on the internet you stupid cunt
>>148708261
healer or DPS
>>148708241
>>148708221
Addons. Please, addons. PLEASE. I WANT AN AUCTIONEER.
>>148708241
I liked the cat better. Au Ra too gray and depressing.
>>148708026
Do you already have an aritst or artists you like. Easiest thing is to just go to their page and see if they're open. From there, look into artists that deal in the particular kinks/fetishes/whatever that you're into.
I can't recommend you any specific artists since my tastes will be different then yours. So just look out there for stuff you already like.
>>148708283
Sorry that you need things made obvious to you, my guy.
>>148708416
>breast_envy
m-more?
>>148708261
Literally will never matter. You can eventually get all the skills.
So I have melded 150 crafting and gathering stuff and mostly make money with it by gathering/making non-star but staple items like baked pipira pira, dawnborne sand, etc.
I've never done the scrip grind, but am familiar with how to do collectibles.
I want to make enough money to buy a small house on Balmung, I figure I need about 25 mil more than I have atm (~3m).
Is it worth investing in ironworks gear and making or gathering higher level stuff? If so, should I go for gathering or crafting first? I realize there are other ways to make money, but I don't have the connections to sell content (even then all I could probably sell would be niddhogg and a5s, I'm not good) and I don't quite have the business sense or inclination to play the marketboard full-time.
>>148708373
Cats are boring. Awena's au ra was far more expressive and unique.
>>148708262
>>148708221
I just 1.0 zones to come back with 2.0's design changes ;_;
>>148708327
>>148708497
thanks guys
i did the thing
time to shitpost
yes i should clean my inventory
>>148708416
>if that left cat opened it's retarded eye it'd be lower than the other eye
>that entire upper body on the right cat
i hope this was some aspiring retarded teenage tumblr artist
>>148708734
smelly
>>148708541
You could get moni by RPing with me.
>>148708549
GRAY and DEPRESSING.
>>148708670
>>148708734
Your cat looks so much better now.
>>148708373
Call me weird, but I think this game is honestly better without addons.
People should be able to do things with the tools the game provides. I don't want everyone to have to start using an XIV equivalent of DBM
>>148708828
>tfw you figure out what you want your glamour to be when you reach 60
>>148708871
I don't care about DBM. I just want the capacity to easily list a bunch of stuff on the MB.
>>148708734
Well shit, congrats
Just goes to show that you can be a lewd erping cat, and still clear relevant content in a timely manner.
>>148708828
>>148708963
Yes, this is my favorite kind of posting.
>>148708139
That me!
>>148708807
i know...
>>148708856
with the new hair? yeah i agree
>>148708992
not sure if it can be called a timely manner though but i didn't have a static the last 2 months so what can you do l0l
>>148708734
Nice erp ls
Do you think Deep Dungeon will be shit?
imgay
>>148709119
Sure it is. You cleared it before the next raid tier was releasedand before most people in this threadso it's timely.
