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1st for lightshows
Name that one gun that you deleted before you learned how destiny worked that you wished you could have back.
>Fair & Square with Headseeker+Hammerforged+Full Auto
>top used weapons in Trials this week
>TLW and UR
When did UR become a meme?
>>148623303
Atheons Epilogue
Cant remember the perks but it was solid as fuck
Destroyed it after TTK came out because i thought a newer version would be added with Y2 VoG
>>148623413
Atheon's is a set perk tree. And if you're serious about it, you can like 3-man the vault piss easy and its like the easiest weapon to get.
>>148623470
Penis
>>148623492
I would hope so.
>>148623492
LOL
DUDE
LMAO
LIKE, ABSOLUTELY EPIC
BTFO
T
F
O
CALL THE AMBULANCE HOLY SHIT
HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN WRECKED THIS HARD? BAN THIS FILTH
>>148623534
Ikr?
>>148623591
Vagina
So, have you guys gotten your union launcher yet?
>>148623734
FOREIGN PEOPLE GET OUT
THIS IS AN AMERICAN SAFE SPACE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148623775
>>148623775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs
>>148623734
The fuck is that?
>We will be able to keep upgrading Y2 weapons into Rise of Iron.
>Touch of Malice will be upgradeable to the new max light.
Vex and Necrochasm better fucking get a Y3 version because this is some fucking bullshit, Vex was usable for like four months before it was nerfed into the ground, Necrochasm had a total of three fucking days to shine, but ToM piece of shit gets to keep growing, fuck that, nigga, fuck that!
All raid exotics suck cock
Touch of malice should have did void damage
>>148624379
A rocket launcher.
>>148624412
Thing is, ToM didn't need a nerf because it's a dog shit gun unless you need to kill a Deathsinger or Light eater Ogre somewhat rapidly.
>>148624504
Watch your fucking mouth.
>>148624412
There's got to be something else to it.
I mean there's no way they're going to let us upgrade Raze Lighters/SS within the first week without some sort of set back, otherwise it will just be too easy.
>>148624749
Shut your whore mouth Zippy
>>148624642
C'mon anon...
>>148624749
>that image
Why bungo so incompetent?
>>148624783
A rocket launcher that isn't Truth d;^)
>>148624781
Fuck you.
>>148624832
Dunno, I just remember being really salty when I made that.
>>148624701
And Necrochasm is OP?
Come on, lets be realistic, Necro was a limp dick from day 1 and it didn't get to move forward.
>>148624841
Judging by google, I'm guessing it's a datamined HoW launcher we never got.
>>148624749
>There's got to be something else to it.
>I mean there's no way they're going to let us upgrade Raze Lighters/SS within the first week without some sort of set back, otherwise it will just be too easy.
Why?
Think about it, its not like you're gonna start getting max light shit day 1, it'll probably take a bit to hit the max, whether you're upgrading what you have or getting something new, the rate will be the same.
>>148624941
No, all i'm saying is that ToM is a shit gun. It's infuseable, but that really only means it's a shit gun with higher light. I use Mythoclast more than that piece of shit because it still works on Patrols and is kinda fun to use because elemental damage.
>>148624925
No, fuck you
>>148625208
Okay.
>>148624995
I'll still stash away all my shit the second RoI kicks in and play with only RoI shit until I plateau.
>>148625210
Fuck off.
>>148624995
I dunno, I think we will need a new material (kind of like Etheric Light except not as rare) in order to upgrade stuff to Y3, and then we can continue to upgrade gear as normal.
>>148625208
>vex mythoclast
>solar
>necrochasm
>arc
>touch of malice
>kinetic
>>148625689
Siva raid shit will be Void and do damage over time, people will lose their shit as this new thorn dominates the crucible within days, and nerf it to the ground with the force the likes of which has not been seen since the Mythoclas terf.
>>148625776
I wonder if the bosses in the raid will be their own enemies or just giant captains
>>148625854
Its gonna be a hive mind with a bunch of wall-strapped artillery that you have to use a coresponding relic to defend against while constantly fighting against sixexo guardians that were corrupted by siva.
>the developers want to make a huge mystery out of what happened to the Awoken Queen
Y'know, maybe they should've developed Mara Sov as a character before they assumed people would care.
>>148626448
They did, their mistake was placing all the information about her into the grimoire and not having it accessible or learnable in game.
>>148624943
Wow so you could have done it on your own all along, good job kiddo.
>>148625954
Source? That sounds pretty intense.
>>148625954
>final boss is a 6v6 against the infected iron lords
Anybody else worried the new raid will be short and only have two bosses like crotas end?
>>148627104
Its going to have 1 boss and that wall run part will be 60% of the raid
>>148627104
Well they did say in one of the interviews its going to be the biggest raid yet.
colt are you still awake
Anyone wanna do trials later?
>>148628304
I'll need to warm up first
Friendly reminder that Zippy is one of the nicest people in the thread! :^)raidtime
>>148628550
>not being warmed up by the time you've dealt with the first three shitter teams
>>148628550
Yeah I haven't been on for a week so I'll need it too, but Im indisposed for at least 4 more hours
>>148629107
>literally paying to shitpost
Autism.
>>148623303
>tfw i will literally never have a Vanquisher ever again
>>148629243
2/6 :^)
>>148629107
Pizza time
>>148629107
>zippy
>nice
Do you even watch the news, look what he did in turkey and France
>>148629271
Heavily implying.
I've got to go out and then I'm sleeping until midnight.
Maybe then.
>>148629107
You know this looks worse for you than for him
>>148629225
same, i'll play doubles until you're ready.
>>148629315
Kebabs deserved it, they went against a democratic vote. If they weren't going against the majority they wouldn't have got btfo
2/6 HMKF with THE Dragonheart188
>>148630287
i would rather not raid at all this week instead, thanks
>>148629351
You said that yesterday but you still played games all day and night.
>>148626990
Fuck that Felwinter would cross room you with his shotgun
>>148629315
You literally have no idea what turkey was about do you?
>>148630685
Literally what are you talking about.
I stopped playing yesterday at like 12pm, was out until 3 and then went to sleep at like 4, woke up at 9 and got on at 10 and was then busy from 2am > 4am
I hardly call that all day, but all night? I can somewhat agree.
>>148631039
Why do xboners keep saying sidhe is their zippy?
>>148631091
You what?
The only XB1 player I've played with is Tackless and that was once. They know nothing about me what a stupid fucking thing to say.
>>148631091
They compared that guy to me too, I think it's related to how angry we get
>>148631091
it's the trip
>>148631091
He was being a cunt to tenoreos in his stream yesterday zippy is nothing more than offensive and a cunt
>>148631316
>nothing more than offensive and a cunt
i thought that was all britfags though
>>148631202
Yo Dragonheart, you down for some doubles? Its up until reset, right?
>>148631737
Yeah sure Cyanide you fucking faggot
>>148631316
Another stupid fucking thing to say.
Considering I literally play and talk to ten almost on a daily basis means I know how far I can push it without actually causing offence, the same applies with Don, Stuart, Pandex etc.etc. and they know it.
If you're legit offended for him then lole.
>>148631807
>Yeah sure
Too bad, fuck off retard.
>>148631920
W I L L
I
E V E R
R E C O V E R
??????????????????????
>>148632137
Probably, you've got enough dicksuckers on your defense force that are willing to look past how much of a dipshit you are because you stroked their cock in Destiny at some point or another.
>>148632360
What
>>148631316
Was sidhe being a cunt or zippy? And who's offensive of the 2?
And why are u using Bvs name
>>148632398
He said youre a faggot
Jiro said he's just like BV, is it true xboners?
>>148632885
Yes bv talks about jiro quite a bit and very fondly of him too
>>148632885
Does jiro sleep all the time or go to make breakfast and erp and say sorry a lot?
THE MUSTANG COBRA JUST CAUSED A WIPE AT TOTEMS AND BLAMED IT ON A 12 YEAR OLD
>>148634110
LOLLLL?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148634110
This will be reported to noobish, thank you for your contribution
>>148634110
people lost 10 minutes of progress in a raid?
E R M A G E H R D ALERT NASA
>>148630795
It was about 2/3 of my sandwich this morning.
>>148634110
>Mustang
>Anything but someone who gets carried
It's global knowledge he's a shitter
>>148631316
I wasn't even in the stream yesterday at the same time while Sidhe was, I only came in after the cookie thing grabbed my interest.
>>148634895
I wasn't in ten's stream at all yesterday.
>>148634895
I think he was talking about zippy
>>148635214
No idea what that guy was talking about then, I didn't notice anything.
>>148634524
>wiping at totems
>being okay with wiping at totems
spotted the shitter
Anyone need Raid to be done?
THE DRAGONHEART188 FORGOT HE HAD UNSTABLE LIGHT AND NEARLY WIPED US AT GOLGOROTH
>wake up
>want to play doubles with THE /dg/ elite Sidhe
>have to shell peas and shuck corn
JUST
>>148635896
There's one happening later.
Check back after 1:30 pm EST.
>>148636075
Cool. Thanks.
>>148635921
>only just beat golgoroth
damn that raid is sad
>>148635921
Who the fuck are you even raiding with
Is it another one of your 12 year olds LFG runs?
Stream where?
>>148635973
>one day
whos the worst and best xboner
And worst and best ps4
Not talking about just skill, I wanna get a console and destiny but dono who to play with
So did Castle die in the coup?
>>148635921
>NEARLY
KEK NICE TRY
>>148637178
Ps4 is the worst but we have the most players. So take that how you will.
>>148636656
It's an LFG raid. The 12 year old was using a No Time To Explain and didn't kill knights in mid and didn't call out so left side got destroyed by it. The kid couldn't even add control for shit before that.
Trust me you don't want to see me stream. Nothing would get done kek
>>148637523
I'd argue against that. Noobish, Zippy and Mustang have been stepping up, they're more efficient than Xboners (judging from streams) and take shitloads of new players through raids. Although patience is decreasing towards reset day.
Xbone is generally chill AF from what i've seen, but Raids are happening way less frequenty.
>>148636075
Is there room for another in this raid?
>>148637778
Careful. Mentioning my name will make people think it's me posting.
>>148637778
Hi zippy
>>148637178
I'm the best person on PS4.
>>148638046
Mentioning anyone in a post not talking shit will lead to samefag accusations.
>>148638242
Truth
holy shit dragonheart fix your fucking connection
>>148637985
I think it's me, Beansix, one other guy, and German right now so yeah there should be room.
Jesus christ I though you guys were kidding about Virgils red hot sticky balls and how good he was at landing them.
>>148638691
Whom?
>>148638827
Nope, Virgil wouldn't keep his red hot sticky balls out of my face during sweaties last night. He was tossing those things like fucking Tom Brady.
>>148637178
PS4 has more players, and many of them are garbage. We also have zippy, who's not garbage skill-wise but is definitely a garbage person who belongs in the trash or somewhere submerged on the East-African coast with the rest of the refusehe's an asshole
>>148639425
Bv put your name back on.
Also Zippy isn't an asshole unless you fuck around intentionally (i.e. Joff). He's always willing to take newbies through the raid.
t. Someone who raids with him a lot
I always thought people on 4chan would be accustomed to a somewhat aggressive atmosphere. If you guy are already having trouble with Zippy i'll just assume you've never had to work with or for a real jerk.
>>148639760
If you're not either a noob or one of "zippy's boys" (comes with a t-shirt and a hat) he treats you like a fucking idiot. Sure he might raid with noobs but I promise you he only does it to keep up his rep as "fag Lord of /dg/"
>>148639425
>zippy is an asshole
You're forgetting where XBoners literally had a trap sending them out-of-context Skype logs so that they could post them in the thread.
Zippy might have an attitude, but he owns it, and you know what to expect. 90% sure Bv was the one 'commissioning' people to get information for him. Would you rather the devil you know, or the devil you don't?
>>148640068
Fuck off joff you retard.
>>148638691
>>148638971
Aside from bean I don't know any of you, when the time comes should I just message him?
>>148637596
Whats wrong with NTTE?
>>148640087
>he owns it
Since when is "owning" bad qualities an excuse for having them? This is a fucking game we're playing mah dude, why the shit do you have to play with "the devil" at all?
/dg/ - Zippy General
>>148640087
>You're forgetting where XBoners literally had a trap sending them out-of-context Skype logs so that they could post them in the thread.
Ok I'm an old as fuck xboner and I have no idea what you're talking about. While I didn't post until TDB I've been here since day one and I for the life of me cannot remember anyone like that
any one up for challenge of elders? Or is everyone gonna shitpost?
>>148641153
Low impact weapons excel at low tier add control. It would obviously be very difficult to kill KF yellow bars with NTTE.
>>148641585
sorry senpai CoE is pretty dead here, I'd suggest you use LFG
>>148641617
Oh right. I thought you were talking about NTTE being shit in general.
Who the fuck doesnt use a sniper/exotic sword agaisnt yellow knights? How fucking retarded do you have to be
>>148641794
What do you mean? For yellow knights I either use a hand cannon or a low Impact high RoF auto to kill them and they die in a quick manner. Unless it's totems, then I use sleeper on the yellow ones
>>148623734
>There are people
>in this thread
>right now
>Not repping the union
>>148627706
We're in a time where people can blaze through King's Fall in little over half an hour, and that's unquestionably the largest raid ever made. Granted it doesn't have much competition, but still.
One only wonders what they could put in there.
>>148642247
I know right? Fucking scabs
hey guys im kinda new to destiny, i just lvld my hunter to 40 and i want to start leveling a titan now, so if any of you xboners from europe want to level with me just add me on xbl: Oonibawan
>>148642426
> Xbone
why?
>>148626448
>Awoken Queen
>With a ghost
If the queen comes back as a guardian she wouldn't be the queen anymore, as guardians have zero memories of their past lives.
She'd be an entirely new person and Petra would despair that there's someone who looks and sounds like the queen, but isn't.
>>148642426
I can't right now but later I can help
>>148642672
Because he wanted to, that's why
>Every now and then I take out my Super Good Advice to see if it got stealth buffed
This weapon is literally unusable. Everytime I fire it, it's like my Guardian is having a damn seizure. Jesus Christ Bungie, just because the shots CAN miss doesen't mean I want them to.
>>148640372
>>148638691
I might not make it at 1:30PM.
I'm getting my hair cut and I have two guys that go before me.
So if you have six people by that time go ahead and start without me.
MrBeansix
>>148642089
I was talking about Oryx Knights
Probably should have glarified
>there are people in this thread that hate on zippy because he's 'mean' to people in his party
Fucking autists, they're friends, friends mess with each other, they know their limits and buttons
It's one thing when:
Scenario A: Zippy calls one of his friends a fucking retarded noob
Scenario B: <insert name> badmouths someone he's playing with for the first time
Zippy might be a tool sometimes, high on himself, and whatnot, but he also: Carried people to lighthouse week after week during y1, took shitters through their first raids and taught them the game, gives tips and tricks in the general
Without zippy we'd have insufferable cunts like virus and HoMonstar and his faggot brigade everywhere
>>148643896
I've never played with anyone that's played with Zippy so your effort on this shitpost was wasted.
>>148643896
Hail our Padisha Emperor Shaddam Zippy IV.
>>148643896
Put your trip back on Isa
>>148640087
>>148639760
Literally, what?
>>148644941
We're at the point in between content updates where people are bored enough to just make shit up. RoI can't come soon enough.
Do you want to do a raid in a little bit?
>>148645448
I'm doing summer cleaning and playing Pokemon, probably won't be able to today.
>>148645891
>playing Pokemon
You talking about Go?
Good luck with that, Servers are in a fucking state again. If you're actually in right now, don't log out.
>>148646296
Don't even change screens my shit fucked up when I was checking my account.
>>148645891
I'm running out of Pokeballs, I only have 2 left :^(
>>148646296
Nah, Firered.
>>148643236
Then who do I message?
>>148646538
>tfw there was a scyther and wartortle last night
>couldn't find it
FUCKING HELL MAN GIVE ME MY MONS
at least I got a Jolteon
>>148646558
Oh no its Colt
Morning buddos, what a good thread we're having today it's a beautiful 1.24 PM on the Eastern Coast with way too much humidity and not enough rain.
>>148633128spooky
Anyone want to do something fun in Destiny?
>>148646549
Can't tell if sarcasm.
>>148646752
not with you
>>148646558
Stay glued to the thread and wait.
>>148646752
>morning
>1PM
Why would you waste half of your day being asleep.
>>148646871
Naw, Firered is fun.It's no Diamond/Pearl, but it's still good.
>>148646750
>
Your connection isn't shite?
>>148647181
M'dude
>>148647181
> dp
> good
kek
>>148646874
no worries
>>148647164
was up all night and morning playing rumble with /dg/
>>148647181
>not based Platinum
It's like you don't like bishaan chan
best gym leaderfollowed by Elesa
>>148648183
forgot destiny related image
>>148647181
Any gen that doesn't have fucking Rhypherior as final evolution is best gen
Also, Sidhe I'll be ready in about an an hour / 90
>>148648183
My nigga. Truly no one's better than Elesa.
>>148629107
Who's the asian slut?
>>148648183
>worst gen
>>148648357
this and Skyla/Clair
>>148648362
Salt
I want sinnohbabbys out of my /dg/
Well I pretty much just woke up. Xbots down for a raid?
>>148648983
I'm down.
>>148649075
name?
2/6
>>148649206
TURBOGERMAN
>>148649280
Where you from, my man?
>>148649353
YOU NIGHTMARES
>>148648983
I just need to finish this Crucible quest then I'll be there.
Elesa is best gym leader by the way.
>>148648983
Okay, ill hop in
>>148649353
Not Germany, despite what my GT says.
Tenoreos, you're being outdone here. There's too many beta orbiter moons here. Are you stripped of your title yet? Both the man who called zippy a trashcan and wanted stuart to fuck his face and THE stream orbiter himself. How can you compete?
>>148648362
we need a third
>>148649280
k
>>148649415
>>148649419
names you double Fallen
4/6
>>148649579Tohtori Kuka
>>148648808
Don't tell me you actually like rhypherior
Don't talk to me or my trap harem ever again
>>148649493
>Recent D
>Biggest D
god damn how desperate can you get
>>148637178
Best boner: teacup
Best ps4: there's a couple of nice people
>>148649729
I like all things Sinnoh so stuff like him and Gallade are my thingyand I used to use Rhyperior to see what the fuss was about
>>148649939
>Best boner: teacup
oh im laffin
>>148649757
The only thing women get desperate for is attention.
That having been said they don't actually know what it means to be desperate.
>>148649729
What about megafug?
>>148650117
Rhydon was fine, they didn't need to make him into a ball with bricks attached to him
2/3 trials btw
>>148650271
Are we talking ptc or game, cuz mfug is meh in game and fun on ptc
>>148650281I just like that he can shoot geodudes out of his arms, have a fun trials run
Anyone on ps4 need 3rd or 6th?
>>148650453
>have a fun trials run
Nothing like watching Sidhe scream bleach special attacks and whiff them
What's the trials map btw
raidtime
>>148650536
Twilight gap
Rev up them UR's and Cunt-D's
>>148650572
GOD DAMNIT I'M ON MY BOAT
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148650536
at least you're getting some entertainment out of my pain
twilight gap
>>148650536
Bleach a best, I shout bankai when I use arc blade and used to shout tenshou for nova bomb
>>148650754
>bleach a best
>>148650754
we all know you like bleach
3/6 for xbone raid
>>148650754
Are you being like this ironically? You make me want to kill myself. If this is really you, you act almost like the fucking Kazuto poster but the thing is YOU actually aren't fucking around.
>>148650868
>MC is a condom
>>148650949
(You) (You) me me pickle pee
>>148650949
If you guys make fun of jiro's posters I for sure am never showing my room, that autism is contianed.
>>148650754
>>148650737I once played with a guy in a naruto dota on wc3 10 years ago that would make out sound effects when he used rock lees ultimate (wataah Wack wack *punching sounds* URA RENGE)
John stop mowing lawns and get on we're playing in 30min
>>148650737
>it's a sniper babby episode
Just run UR/TLW like all the MLGBonghits
>>148651293
I don't think you know what you're talking about buddy
>>148650978
Am I already included in that count?
It's Virus.
>>148651367
Virus is raiding with us? Make that 2/6 for boner raid
>>148651367
>Virus
I thought so
Still wanna raid
>>148651358
I just re-read the post you replied to and came to the same conclusion
>>148651367
>virus
>>148651416
You say that like I wasn't the one that started organizing it yesterday.
Take your memes elsewhere.
>>148651547
Yes?
>>148651358
So this is what being Bob feels like
You gonna stream?
>>148651416
>>148651547
Quit meme'ing
All of us have our flaws and some people here who used to be cunts aren't anymore
>>148651754
solid maybe on that.
do you want me to?
>>148651853
I'd watch it for a bit, sure.
>>148649729I will agree that Rhypherior looks horrible, but overall the designs in Gen 4 were mostly good. It all went downhill from that point on though.
>>148651853
If you do, I'll watch.
>>148651757
You tell people to stop memeing then call me a cunt.
I was never a cunt and it continues to baffle me how one person managed to convince an entire general of something that isn't true.
>>148651982
>webm
It's even worse when they are able to kill you in real time without getting hurt
>>148651982
>>148651974
alright, i'll post when it's up.
Anyone want to do NF. Haven't done any this week
>>148652226
>Johhny Hamma
>>148651982
Or you could put down Pokemon and play withus
>>148652661
Can't, summer cleaning. Got to wash all my winter blankets and jackets and stuff that I stored away.
>>148652924
>he doesn't store them in a vacuum storage, keeping all of the dust and other particles out
>>148652185
I've only called two people a cunt and thats Mc Cuckin, and only because he's shit, and zippy during the "zippy approved roll" memes
>>148653042
It's Florida. Humidity finds a way, even if I have no idea how.
>>148652924
>storing your clothes instead of keeping them in your closet
>having winter blankets
What a fucking woman
Despite my horrid failings in sweaties, I decided to put down the Remington and just boot up Destiny instead. Anyone up for CoE?
>>148653108
Why do you guys post pictures of yourselves here?
THANK YOU MR. BONES
does the IB rank glitch still work?
>>148653186
Gee it's not like he's a bottom or anything
>>148653712
actually that was Mc Pizza boy, and he posted that in /halo gen/
So after some 3~4 packages, the "glitch" failed. There really is no glitch after all.
>>148653769
Thank you Mr. Bones
>>148655058
so its confirmation bias?
>>148654469
I want to murder that seal
>>148655282
Watch your step, comrade
Why do Exotic or Legendary weapon engrams drop waaaay less armour? I realise that there's only 3 options for Weapons as opposed to 4/5 for armour but even then the drop rate shouldn't be that bad, right? I get like 15 armour engrams before I get 1 weapon emgram.
>>148655190
Yeah. People tested it, saw some results, but that was all purely coincidence. The only conclusion I can make out of this is that Vanguard/Crucible packages must have something like a fifty-fifty chance of being either Y2 stuff or a Y1 weapon, otherwise we'd rarely get Y1 weapons.
>>148643896
Kill yourself
>>148641329
This general is beyond saving. I knew this would happen when he came back and I can't believe people eagerly awaited it
2/3 trials
