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>STATISTICS
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
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dead
>yfw Secret's teamhouse gets hit by a missile
>tfw no Erdogan hero
>Implying AF is comming back to greece
>confirmed TI patch
>show off new hero pick in worthless tournament
NAvi
>>148570391
Isn't Secret in America for SL/i-League?
>>148570157
>>>/pol/81157776
WW3 rn lads.
NATO base with nukes allowed to shoot to kill.
>I pick Alchemist
>Get tri-laned mid
>Enemy picks Alchemist
>Nobody tries to kill him or roam on him
>I pick Phantom Assassin
>I get duo laned against
>Enemy picks Phantom Assassin
>Offlaner lets her freefarm
I want to kill everyone
>>148570497
>ask for asylum
>become the best NA team
EZ money.
SAND FUCKING KING BABY
>coup in Turkey
Holy shit is Team Secret safe?
What if Kemal's family has ties to Erdogan and the military come in and fucking shoot up Puppey, Arteezy, EE and the whole crew?
>>148570157
>still havent updated the latest patch to 6.88b
>>148570731
pray 4 pieliedie
escapes shitty parents
goes to turkey
dies in coup
https://twitter.com/bm21_grad/status/754051534086897664
wew lads, someone tell Arteezy and the boys to get away from the windows
Was coup his plan all along?
pretty sure all of secret is in seattle already bootcamping
>>148570731
>RTZ gets shot by turks
Guess the NA scene becomes better.
SECRET IS NOT IN TURKEY ATM
>pic posted 23h ago by Puppey
>>148570983
One time when I flew from Burbank to San Jose I saw The RZA.
We had different flights though.
>>148570983
EE forgot his toothbrush and they had to go back.
They are in Turkey right now!
AND THIS GIVES YOU
POWER OVER ME ?
>MFW HAPPENING DURING THIS BORING ASS TOURNAMENT
THANK YOU LORD
in a game right now with a 'support' omniknight who refuses to buy wards and rushing bloodthorne at 4K ama
>>148571110
If only someone would also show up at BTS house and shoot up the place
>>148571196
>ama
Why are you blogging during esports?
>>148571196
Has your entire team reported him?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
>>148570861
why does he have shitty parents
I heard here he has a dark troubled past, what did he do ?
>>148571396
Nobody wants to talk about the details, but both SingSing and EE have mentioned pieliedie had a shitty time at home.
>post yfw Erdogan forgot to build bob and dawdle
What's your reason for not picking Sven RIGHT now?
>>148570915
Man, good thing Gyrocopter is not good at taking buildings.
>>148571629
Too reliant on ulti for damage
>>148571110
Meh, that last Na'Vi game was something.
Will there be another Summit?
>100k prizepool
>only 1k added to the prizepool via purchases
>>148571629
I don't play AP.
>>148571686
Six slot Sven without ulti averages slightly higher DPS than any other six slot melee carry. With ulti he has the highest physical DPS of any melee carry and most ranged carries. The only hero who can even compare is a Spectre with Manta hitting a hero with desolate.
>>148571629
too reliant on hotdogs
>>148571758
sponsors fucking everywhere keep this cancer tournament alive
also
>buy boots of travel first
>get a rampage
>>148570915
Secret is already in the US for SLi.
>http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Juggernaut/Responses
>audio files for equipping cosmetics
?
>>148571909
AM with Manta factoring in Mana Void and assuming the enemy hero doesn't have bkb probably has higher damage.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>148572012
what nvidia has to do with it?
NEED HELP
If I try to purchase anything from the shop it freezes Dota. Can anyone here help please?
>>148571629
i dont play cuck ez mode carrys
>na'vi is 322'ing
no surprise, the greeks got this
>>148571256
no we won, I was zeus and got out of control so it was irrelevant that he was contributing literally nothing. he was splitpushing with his bloodthorne which was kinda funny i guess
>>148571253
i get angry and don't want to tilt and ruin games so angrily blogpost on /d2g/ sometimes
>>148572050
Nah, 6 slot AM (Manta, Abyssal, Butterfly, MKB, Heart, Consumed Moonshard, BoTs) averages 1216 DPS.
Sven that is 6 slot (AC, Blink, Daedalus, BKB, Satanic, MKB) averages 1260 DPS without God's Strength. With it he averages 2500 DPS.
>>148572324
it's a sign
you can still get out
run
>>148572548
How's Sven DPS real? Just walk away like nigga.
>>148572583
I'd like a non autistic answer, I just want some battle pass levels anon. THATS IT
>>148572548
Oh, forgot to mention that Sven had a consumed Moonshard as well in the test.
>>148572548
>>148572679
forgot to mention that everyone just fucking walks away from sven
so his EFFECTIVE DPS is closer to zero.
Immortal 3's when?
THIS FUCKING FOUNTAIN MEMERY
>>148572548
but does am have +15 armor spell and cleave?
>>148571629
I wait to the enemy to pick it and then I pick Venomancer, while I watch Sven not being able to NEVER EVER blink or right click
>>148572821
>tfw no italian hero
>>148572548
Does that factor in AM using Mana Void or not?
Right clicking Sven does more damage, but that's all he can do for damage. AM has probably the best overall, if situational nuke in the game. It can one shot a team well past 50 minutes.
>>148572671
I see
you are already gone:^)
>>148572548
That's a retarded comparison, one guy has no boots, other guy has a useless heart, one guy has mkb other guy has daedalus. kys
>>148572951
Heart is core on AM though.
>secret moves out of turkey
>move to USA
>officially declared NA team
>EG vs Secret TI6
>all NA grand finals
who the fuck are these tards
RUSSIA DOTA IS FUCKING KILL
I actually like this cast.
>>148573132
>not recognizing rime
baka....
>all these ads for shady as fuck thir party websites
bts have no shame do they
next thing you'll tell me they're sponsored by g2a
>>148573118
Virtus Pro will buy them if the turks loses the money
>>148573132
Daniel Radcliffe, Discount Merlini and Cara Delevingne
>>148573254
Russia going to war bruh
Can you even raise your behavior score, or is it permanently stuck at that number?
>>148573317
you raise it by not getting reported and/or abandoning
it rises really slowly though
>>148573317
suck my dick and I'll raise it for you
7 decides if I do it or not.
>>148572821
does dota have a lolii hero?
>tfw techies just used ult outside my house
>>148573645
this 100% the correct bet.
>>148573645
ENDROGANNNNNNNN
COUP THIS SHIT
THERES FUCKING TANKS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
>>148573645
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>148573707
I just don't know man
>>148573803
>4chan filename
nice
>>148570983
>FLIGHT 322
noice.
>>148573803
>1468619154280.jpg
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>148573803
just Bob and dawdle the tanks till you can secure a hotdog
>>148573803
I am worried about Team Secret
This is the world's happiest asian
1. Go to http://dota2.ru/memes/
2. Post the dankest thing you can find there here.
>>148573803
L
Okay
Now they have original merlini od and happy asian guy
Can discount miracle leave
Can grant please fuck off
Who is this comfy large chinese man
>>148573803
turkroach your time has come
>>148574680
chinese translator
idk his name but he worked at manila major
>>148574680
I believe they call him Jack
>ti4 hub
>greatest dota stream ever with pros interacting and true behind the scenes moments
>ti5 hub
>bts whines about hosting the bad ti4 hub
>infiltrates europe and causes boring abomination of dota TALENTS playing the same party games over and over
>ti6 hub
>ResidentSleeper
>not a single pro in sight
>the summit 1
>genuinely great event with comfy atmosphere
>pros on the couch casting, pros in the background hanging out, pros on the fun stream playing games
>the summit 2
>ads
>fun stream is always filled with chinese/peru who sit around and do nothing
>scripted meme videos and events
>the summit 3, 4, 5
>minimal pros on camera anywhere
>more ads, more breaks
>the "casual fun tournament" ends at fucking 9pm EST
>0 interesting people in the fun stream at all times
why do the caster autist "TALENTS" ruin E V E R Y T H I N G
valve really redefining "valvetime"
>>148574667
can you please kill your self
>>148574250
Зaпocтил тeбe зa щeкy.
Mимo oлдфaг
>what do the chinese spam when they see sumail
>bts chat goes full ANELE
race war soon
THEY REMOVED THE COSMO EMOTE
MERLINI BTFO
>do they have emojis in china
hard-hitting questions
>>148574250
>>148575290
nice tabs
>>148575417
lol for real ? fuck that shit
>>148575417
because he's a WOMAN now
>>148575481
literally doing a detailed in-depth meme analysis of the upcoming match
>Great chance to learn more about the Chinese scene
>Lol what do the chinese spam in their twitch chat xddd
I hate everyone
I love happy jack, finally someone to talk about china. Casters are so western biased.
Also maybe is the best player in china.
Also i can see merlinis penis on stream rn
>>148575540
taking pills and getting a haircut doesn't make you a woman or doesn't delete your past as a streamer
>>148575686
don't hate memes
>>148575673
kek
gamburger version would be singsing
I feel like I'm just uninstalling at any moment.
I've been on a non-stop loss streak, not only because of me being tilted just for that loss streak,but also because apparently, my team always has to be bumbling retards.
"Yes, going in one by one against Windranger, Warlock and Zeus to defend a fucking T1 seems like a great idea!"
>>148573645
>>148573707
Is this a mistake?
>>148575417
LMAO
>>148575738
cosmo didn't even get a haircut he's just dying it atrocious colors now and making degenerate twitter posts
expecting a suicide honestly, s/he's way too mentally unstable
>>148576031
DO IT
>>148575709
see thisfiltered
Look at notail and tell me he hasnt joyfully taken a dick up the ass from fly.
>>148576045
this is what happens when you encourage people to follow the latest brain damaging trend
>but at least >>>she's happy like that xd
nah fuck off just see a shrink
>>148574250
>Russia has a meme board
Why don't we?
>>148576045
>fuck with your gender, a defining feature of your brain
>kill self
It's not really surprising. The suicide rate for trannies is really goddamn high for a reason, your brain wasn't meant to be that fucked, and embracing the insanity definitely doesn't help.
>>148576158
already done familia. too late to take it back
>>148576178
Literally /sp/ and /tv/
>>148576178
No, we are the memes Jack.
>>148576203
well fucking with your brain chemicals might very well contribute
personally i think the disappointing reality of sex changes are the unspoken part about it. couple months or years in, the fantasy wears off and you realize you butchered your body in the belief that everything would magically be better (lol) if you were the gender you ~feel~ like you are inside
inb4 io-bm offlane
>kotl
>oracle getting banned
RECOGNITION FOR THE BEST SUPPORT NERIF
>>148576576
Them thigh highs
CENTAUR RETURNS
NEXT MATCH; IT'S DRAFT
ANDREY CHIPENKO SAY to ETERNAL: "you can for me pick NOT centuar warruer"
ETERNAL:: "choto Mate CHIPENKO-chen, its not the WARRUNER?"
PIEPIELIE: 'NO get warrun ETERNAL"
ANDREY CHIPENKO: ITS ok eteranel and piepielie you can not bpick the warrun i can do it
ETERNAL picks NOT THWE WARRUN
THE JEW SHOUTS
"HE'S DOING it the eteranl is not PICK the WARRUN"
eeeeeeeeee
aFTER THE GAME ETERNAL AND ANDREY CHIPENKO HAVE TALK
"ANDREY THE CHIPENKO, Thank YOU FOR YOUR ADVICING AND WE HAVE WON AGAINST SWEDEN"
"ITS the right way to play it ETERNAL"
"you ARE REALLY BETter than THE VAMPIRBONE"
"yes eternal but now we must the gamburger"
ANDREY CHIPENKO WINS THE STAR LATTER 10
LATER THAT NIGHT ANDREY CHIPENKO IS IN ROOM OF HOTEL
THERE IS KNOCK ON DOOR
ANDREY CHIPENKO ANDSWERS THE DOOR IT IS WOMAN OF GOOD HOUSE YES BROHARD
"CHIPENKO I AM HAVE DESIRE YOU ARE NECCESSARY FOR ME
CHIPENKO SAY BACK: "who are you I DONt know WHO YOU ARE" and DOOR IS CLOSE
What is that new hero in Wings lineup? Shadow Shaman? What does it do
>>148576807
Centaur is good
Axe does pure damage now
Great patch
>>148576837
what did he mean by this
>>148576031
FREE
HATS
>>148574250
I got your Russian meme right here.
>Turkey in flames
>Nice dota streams
>just won 100 mmr
who else /comfy/ in here?
MEME TEAM GETTING BTFO
CHINESE DOTA BEST DOTA
![34867[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LDqz44M.jpg "34867[1].jpg")
>>148574250
What did Russkies mean by this?
>pick the warrun
>lose
wtf dotards?!??!?!
>>148577205
>aghs aether lens LC is considered top tier in RU
jesus
>7ckingmad shit talking grant on twitter while he's in the same building
kek
You hear that? Listening to Grant cast is worse than hearing about the deadly attack that happened in his home country yesterday.
>>148577205
в peзyльтaтe чeгo мигaния бoй нe мoжeт cдeлaть для хopoшeй пoбeды дoлжны lothers c чecтью , чтoбы пoбeдить пpoтивникa нa пoбeдy
>>148577461
>>148577483
7mad is such a whiny faggot
>>148577067
whodat
>>148577483
does he really thing he's a better caster? grant knows more about game mechanics and player bios than him, has a good sense of humor, and you can actually understand him because he doesnt have a horrible frog accent
would you guys watch a comedy, romance,ecchi,harem, school, action dota 2 anime
>>148577483
lmao euros
>>148577483
The question is, could mad say it in grant's face?
>>148577791
>anime
>>148577746
7ckingmad thinks he's amazing at everything dota, haven't you ever seen his twitter posts? he's guaranteed one of those people who always blames their team for the loss
>They believe they can win against an Invoker
Haha, poor guys.
>>148577791
If I had shit taste, maybe I would.
>>148577483
Grandgrant is entertaining
>>148577791
ONLY IF THE MAIN CHARACTER IS LOLI PUGNA AND YOU GET ECCHI PUGNA
>>148577483
yo thats disrespectful, at least wait till you arent under the same roof
>>148577483
isn't he at BTS right now?
LMAO say that to grants face you fucking pussy ass euro
>>148577483
>7cking mad is a little bitch
WOOOOW BREAKING NEWWWSSSS
>>148577483
Typical frog
Twitter blasting a guy you are 20 feet from
>>148577483
SAY IT TO HIS FACE FROG
>>148578080
Fuck the French
based ISIS showing the French what's up yesterday
>>148577483
Grant would get a forklift from walmart and run that motherfucker over. Then get a 2 liter of DR Pepper and beat him over the head with it.
>>148578252
And that LD guy seems pretty greedy too!
uhm notail?
>nolans
>>148578057
sure man loli pugna best pugna
>n0lans
are they stuck with him for TI6?
>n0TIs
>>148578441
and this guy godz doesn't know how to dress himself properly!
>>148578380
except it wasnt isis you retard
>>148578586
>I-Islam is a religion of peace! T-They aren't all like that!!!!!!!
>>>/reddit/
>h0neylans
When will Silencer stop feeling so awkward?
>>148578586
it was a lonewolf, he had no family, no political agenda and no religion
>>148578667
learn to read fuckface
>>148578667
heres that (you) you wanted
>>148577597
>>148577746
>>148577483
>>148577794
>>148577856
>>148578050
>>148578080
>>148578123
>>148578252
>>148578308
>>148578371
>>148578435
Reminder that you angry americunts will never satisfy a woman like a French man can.
>>148578686
lonewolf lmao, was that jon snow?
>>148578779
I'm sure those numbers are a bit skewed because of all the bull importing
>>148578779
>US women
what
>>148578686
>>148578764
>believing the lone wolf excuse
ebin
>RTZ gets killed in the fighting
This is the saddest day in my life
>>148578779
>Asian countries in the wo digits range
bullshit
>>148578779
>muh dyk!!
Wow.
>>148578779
>vaginal depth maxed out
>satisfy
hahahahaahaha i'm sure they're satisfied
also citation needed
>>148578881Feminine Penis
>>148578881
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/4s56v9/penis_size_ideal_vs_actual_oc/
>N0Lans
>>148578779
but I'm french???
>>148578974
>hitting the bottom of the vagina feels good
t. virgin
shadow is a fucking beast
Hey!
>>148579019
I have 20cm penor ;_;
girth > length
fucking retards
>>148579019
this study was self reported for europe LMAO
30 minutes 0 duel damage
>>148579167
Hey!
What is the purpose of BLINK - AC - LINKEN Void build?
>he only measures his dick in 3 dimensions
>>148579341
>literally unkillable
>>148579341
so he can tank invoker's spells when a teamfight erupts
>>148579341
>kotl
no armor
>io
no armor
>invoker
no armor
>beastmaster
no armor
What did he mean by this?
BOOT BAIT
>BOOT BAIT
OUT FUCKING PLAYED
BOOT BAIT
>BOOT BAIT
OUT FUCKING PLAYED
>>148579167
Hey!
>>148579331
Hey!
>>148579341
blink for mobility, ac for pushing/tank/armor reduction, linken to avoid roar and cold snap?
they have a decent amt of damage inside of chrono not coming from void
>>148573132
From left to right: Rime playing the mid, Jesus, Who? and a lot of C
>blink ac linkens aghs
watch this motherfucker drop like a rock and wings lose the game
>>148579465
I bet he was bullied at school for being a weird skinny weaboo faggot
>We are closer to 2030 than 2000 right now.
>>148573132
>>148579515
rime, moo, stan king, ccnc
Nice computers you fucking JEW
>I LIKE BLOWING PEOPLE UP
-Merlini
Why would Void go aghs?? It's 60 sec cd vs 75 with Octarine, and with Octa you get way higher uptime on Time Dialation and much more frequent Time Warp.
>this tiny-voiced fat chink
Who is he and why is he here?
>>148579815
what shitter doesn't enjoy blowing people up?
>>148579870
I don't think he's asian, just fat.
Grant is so BASED
what happened to team secret?
>>148579341
blink because there's an io and a centaur.
linken's because mana leak, roar, cold snap and double edge.
ac because voids needs to do damage at some point.
>AGHS VOID
COME ON
ITS 2016
OCTARINE IS THE SUPERIOR ITEM
What is the fucking reason for getting Aghs on Void instead of Octarine
Like hwat
>>148580063
cluster bombed in team house
>>148580191
Exacly, it makes no sense. Lower cd on Time Dialation AND time walk, but no, you'd rather have 15 less cooldown on chrono...
>>148580183
>>148580191
More damage:^)
>>148580191
pro players aren't as smart as you think they are
Is Wings going to win TI?
>Wings pick 5 random heroes.
>Win
?
>notail needs to pull his own weight for the win
>fails hard, every time
BASED BIGSHITTY
>n0lans
ayyyyyyy LMAO
Miracle must be fuming.
How can someone play HoN and Dota for so long and still be so shit?
How does Backstabby Honeylans do it?
>>148580389
You're not allowed to call him that anymore.
>BigDaddyIGotCarriedForMyLans
>bullying grant
STOOOOOP
>miracle and cr1t are stuck with h0neylans for TI6
that's pretty sad to be quite honest with you.
grant is literally our guy
>>148580525
>s0melans
ayyyyyyy LMAO
>tendies
jesus christ grant
>tendies
Time to masturbate to bellringer again
>>148580616
>>148580549
ah-bloo-bloo
Grant is so fucking based
I wish he could just stay home and solocast shit.
>>148580668
are you the same faggot that says "a-bloo-bloo" in every thread? or is it several people?
i think he's just eating chicken tendies, he's not memeing
RATE MY IDEA
Scepter of Doubling
Components: Divine Rapier (6200) + Recipe (1000)
Total Cost: 16200 gold
+330 Damage
Drops on Death
The game counts double if either team is carrying the Scepter at the end of the game.
(Double MMR gain/loss or two games in a series)
>>148580648
which video? i just need a title
![1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p5i0X44.jpg "1].jpg")
