What The Fuck Were They Thinking Edition
The Warzone Firefight update is here! It includes the following:
- Warzone Firefight (available on 6 maps)
- Campaign Score Attack
- 1 new arena map
- 1 new warzone map
- 1 new warzone assault map
- 1 new forge canvas
- New bosses, including the Grunt Goblin
- New reqs, including the UNSC wasp vehicle and the Halo 2 Beam Rifle
- Req items available in forge
- 5 new campaign score attack achievements
- 3 new warzone firefight achievements
Official Warzone Firefight reveal trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3My_2vZQjBI
Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
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>Latest Halo Community Update
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>Spartan Companies:
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>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com
http://halolobbies.com
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
The third /hg/tage is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g
Previous thread >>148399073
>Molten
They were thinking we needed more cross-map sightlines
>>148550631
1st for molten is fine
>>148548473
>>148548486
I see, so I guess they're not worth using in arena.
Is there a way to watch old matches? I'm curious what weapons they use most.
Now that Tidal is fixed, which gametypes do you want or think that could work for /hg/ Island?
/hg/ Island vids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBE2HkJ7-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayb4QEnJfcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xND7zTv5f5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUM6GgJGrE
Map download:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/es-mx/games/halo-5-guardians/xbox-one/map-variants?lastModifiedFilter=Everything&sortOrder=Modified&page=1&gamertag=Hect0rlo#ugc_halo-5-guardians_xbox-one_mapvariant_Hect0rlo_bb958eba-c7be-4802-a91d-d3fd95454034
>>148550852
I'd like strongholds, maybe something scripted to be like Invasion, if we could figure it out
>>148550761
>1st
>molten is fine
>>148550852
>Now that Tidal is fixed, which gametypes do you want or think that could work for /hg/ Island?
if you don't have every game type supported, you're not doing a good job
>>148550885
Scripted respawn zones is kinda doable as far as i know, i'll look into it.
>>148551149
Would stone walls scripted to disappear work for separating zones? Something like a garden wall.
>>148550631
>molten
>bad
spot the platfag
>>148551337
I was gonna say the same thing.
Might even be gold.
>>148551337
>cross-map lines and tiny corridors are good maps
13th for backpedaling
>>148551290
Even better, there's invisible walls.
>>148551538
Halo 6 is coming for W10 , you can quote me on this.
>>148550885
Just keep it at normal strongholds
>>148551396
>bronze
bad
>silver
ok
>gold
good
>platinum
great
anything above that plays too much arena
>>148551779
>he hasn't been told yet
>>148551823
Can you put more than 3 zones in strongholds?
>>148551941
take a good look everyone.
This is the face of the average /hg/ scrub and what it actually believes
>>148551941
>gold
>good
>platinum
>great
Platinum isn't even good, jesus fuck
>>148552116
>Can you put more than 3 zones in strongholds?
Perhaps, but even with 3 it could be fun enough if the ticker is high enough and we have 16 people
>>148552116
>>148552303
If you have any more than 3 Strongholds, the game crashes.
>>148552513
then 3 is fine
>>148552513
Then just keep it at 3
This area of the island is way too empty, suggestions?
>>148552143
face of avarage /hg/ poster is Shepard?
>>148553008
Small racetrack? A small obstacle course?
>>148553008
Gas chamber
>>148553374
And put a bunch of pigs around with gold spots.
>>148553458
>And put a bunch of pigs around with gold spots.
No. No fucking pigs. Keep the island pleasant to look at. Don't start putting random shit in it.
>>148553576
We could have two versions. One functional for normal modes and the other one for the dank memes.
>>148553008
Sports shit. Put a fucking volleyball court in there.
>>148553008
We could just leave the base map empty, and then anyone could build off of it.
Personally, if we're doing strongholds, I'd put some buildings around, and a larger complex could be in the empty area. Maybe a wasp landing pad on the roof. might be cool.
>>148553576
this, we don't want it to end up like the attempted picture day canvas
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/OOX%20of%20Flames/video/18058800
>>148553930
What happened with that abomination?
>>148554758
Not sure. I can't tell by the tags who was there. Only two I recall are Sigmund and Hector.
>>148555872
>all I did was make a pool and the letters
>it turns into a hellscape
As expected of /hg/
>>148556205
>Sigmund joins the forge
>it all goes to hell
As expected of Sigmund.
>>148556878
>implying I made the hellscape
I'm positive that it was Trivial that could be blamed for that
>>148557101
>Sigmund's there
>it goes to shit
The system works!
>>148553930
>this, we don't want it to end up like the attempted picture day canvas
I recall rejoining the game once or twice, and having to quit immediately from the filters making me nauseous.
>>148557180
It's a good thing I've never forgotten a thread title
>>148557206
I wish people didn't mess with filters so much, it's pure headache fuel
>>148557359
>It's a good thing I've never forgotten a thread title
It's a good thing I don't make threads starring girls with daddy issues!
>>148555872
I still have that map, i can post it later today if you want.
>>148557581
Go for it.
Is it the one with boo-boo keys?
>>148557581
Nevermind i think i found it, i can't test them right to make sure they are the rigtht maps but i'll post them anyway.
I think this is the map shown in that DVR clip. Memes in the sky, bonfire, swing thingies, etc.https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-5-guardians/xbox-one/map-variants?lastModifiedFilter=Everything&sortOrder=Modified&page=2&gamertag=Hect0rlo#ugc_halo-5-guardians_xbox-one_mapvariant_Hect0rlo_267b87d0-a2c5-4fa1-9374-646cfe2a76f0
And this is the first map we made with log cabins, flying ships and a giant penis ejaculating whales.https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-5-guardians/xbox-one/map-variants?lastModifiedFilter=Everything&sortOrder=Modified&page=2&gamertag=Hect0rlo#ugc_halo-5-guardians_xbox-one_mapvariant_Hect0rlo_d75e8dfe-b7d0-4b03-91a6-09b847813462
>>148557947
>Is it the one with boo-boo keys?
I don't know what that is.
>>148558589
Somebody made a set of swinging keys and it distracted everybody
>>148558732
Oh yeah, with the soccer balls right? It's the first link >>148558589
So its friday, anyone want to group up forReachcustoms?
Number the thread OP you big fag
>>148558894
It's always fun when /hg/ does dumb stuff like that in forge.
>>148559659
god no.
>>148559997
The only thing good about Reach was the customs
>>148559659
Yeah, you have a group? I love Reach but have no one to play with sadly
>>148560509
well memed
>>148560509
>being this wrong
>>148560565
>>148560783I liked invasion a lot too. Didn't want to trigger Dew.
>>148560548
Nope, thats why I'm asking here. Go ahead and add me if you want, I'm gonna try to get shit started later tonightGt: Top Corgi 208X
>>148560959
Dew is always triggered.
>>148560783
don't you have a dead friend to cry about?but he's kind of right in that customs were the best thing about reach
>>148561169
>>148560959
I'm not posting stop talking about me, and i liked the concept of invasion.
>>148561171
>don't you have a dead friend to cry about?
No?
>>148553930
the sound in that clip reminds me of the beginning of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nrFh_R5S8A
>>148561478
>maria's face
just
>>148561890
Just marry my shit up.Buck's like 50 and he still doesn't have shit going on.
>>148562019
Yeah, it kind of just feels like he's along for the ride. They almost hinted at him having some issues of feeling separated from the rest of the soldiers at the beginning of 5, but it never went anywhere.
>>148562453
They really just need to retcon 5. Also drop the squad-based mechanic, because it really fucked up the story and the gameplay balancing.
>>148562453
What if we just made the Halo game after use Buck as the MC?
Chief gets his retirement, Locke can actually be a character without being a protagonist, and maybe have a squad of former-ODST S4's learning the ropes with Buck as their lead.And the enemies can be Insurgents.
>>148562778
>>148562453
>>148562019
>>148563153
>>148563197
>>148563153
>And the enemies can be Insurgents.
sounds boring. reason we never fought humans, even when playing as the covenant, is that it'd just be a bunch of people, just with some different weapons. There's no variation.
>>148563462
That's why we needed 5 to have the first level be Chief vs ONI. We would have gotten marines, ODSTs, 4's, enemy warthogs, tanks, and mantises.
And then there's all those fucking robots from the concept art.
>>148563462
There's ways to make it interesting. Have them use Covvie tech, since the Covenant supplied some insurgents. Work on the a.i so it's not retarded, have them act out tactics like it's middle-eastern country. Maybe give us some zero-g fighting on a mining asteroid.
>>148563153
>Rookie death
>Dutch retired
>Mickey in prison
>Romeo god knows where
>Buck with a bunch of kids
>RIP IN PEACE Alpha-Nine
>>148564070
You forgot your spoiler this time. You gonna go for round three?
>>148564070
recon looks retarded
>>148564116
pls no bully
>>148564384
I'll have you know this is a bully zone.
>>148564384
>>148564070
you act sad, but this squad is the most pathetic squad in all of halo
a mute idiot
a skeleton woman
a sexist black man
and what remains of the cast of firefly
not to mention they never once operate as a squad in the whole game
>>148559692
>Number the thread OP you big fag
It's thread 181.
Who cares if the number is in the OP or not as long as we know what it is
>>148565460
>>148566385
>autistic guy looking for his waifu
>autistic poor man's chief
>autistic sniper
>autistic british with perfect thighs
>>148566949
you say that like halo 5 is a real halo game and not a retarded fanfiction that accidently got published
get real m9
>>148566385
>not to mention they never once operate as a squad in the whole game
>>148566949
>characters from the actual bungie approved canon on chief's side
>uh shit I cant think of anything to draw from them like the mary-sue osiris team
>I know I'll just call them all autistic thatll get a lot of laughs
>>148566737
>Sigmund tries to have a laugh at my expense
>get another drawthread request done in no time at all
>>148567509
notice how only like 60% of the squad is present in that scene
i know maths is hard lad but you'll get there
>>148567527
Don't worry i'm not taking sides here.
>token black guy leader
>feminist mary sue girl
>boring sassy black chick
>Buck's ok
>>148567674
How about you go ask them to make that suit out ofhexagons
>>148567962
>so mad, you have to rely on that thing you hate
>>148567775
Dutch's about to tackle the chief right after that.
>>148567946
i thought both squads from halo 5 were ok
blue team were always boring in the books but seeing them in the game improved them a bit
chief is chief
fred was like a riker to chief's picard
kelly was british (and I'm british)
and linda had a reach accent
osiris was worse than blue team but not terrible
locke was a shit player one but was leagues better than nobbie sex (he had some semblence of character rather than none at all)
tanaka is the first black woman i've ever seen as a playable character in a video game so thats something
vale liked elites so she's better than palmer already
buck is that guy from firefly
I don't particularly like either squad but i don't hate them
>>148567775
>Dare's not part of the squad
>Rookie is off pulling a Leon Kennedy
That was the "whole squad" yesterday morning. But it is depressing that we get a squad-based Halo game, and it's not Alpha 9. I need some SWAT 4, but with ODSTs.
>>148568483
>tanaka is the first black woman i've ever seen as a playable character in a video game so thats something
You must see many videogames.
>>148568307
aye actually, i'll give you that, my mistake
but i am right in saying that theres never a point in the game where the entire squad fight together on the ground as one unit
but then again, if you think about it, that never actually happens in reach either
>>148568652
sorry i meant to say FPS
>>148568857
>>148568734
At the end of ODST, Buck, Rookie and Dare are fighting in the ground with Mickey, Romeo and Dutch providing cover from a phantom.
In the first mission of Reach, Carter, Jun, Emile, Jorge and Six cover Kat while she opens the door.
I don't know if these moments count but you do see both full squads on-screen.
>>148568857
Rochelle from L4D2 is what came to mind first.
>>148568905
>>148569274
But she is the only one I can think of other than Tanaka
>>148569367
Well Tanaka wasn't the first then, was she?
>>148566385
>a mute idiot
I don't know, he was pretty crafty.
>>148568483
>blue team were always boring in the books but seeing them in the game improved them a bit
I'd argue the opposite
>kelly was british
*had a british accent
>and I'm british
then maybe you should follow your country's example and #leave
>he had some semblence of character rather than none at all
the fact that you consider "not totally devoid of character" to be a positive really shows a lot
>tanaka is the first black woman i've ever seen as a playable character in a video game
You must not play many video games
>so thats something
it really isn't. "is black" does not a good character make, in any way.
>vale liked elites
yeah she did
>so she's better than palmer already
the final boss from mass effect 3 is better than sarah "egg heads" palmer
>buck is that guy from firefly
fillion is charismatic, but Buck's character is like a parody of what he was in 4.
>>148569083
I suppose but both of those bits are really short parts of levels, and there isn't much strategy involved in either really its just defend this bit from the waves until its over
There aren't any bits where the whole squad perform an attack on something or do like a co-ordinated op
>>148569490
>then maybe you should follow your country's example and #leave
>>148569436
I think the point is that there aren't many black women in games
>>148569530
>There aren't any bits where the whole squad perform an attack on something or do like a co-ordinated op
You mean like the start of Reach where everyone but Jun go on a scouting mission while Jun watches from the sky because what the fuck is a sniper gonna do on the ground?
>>148569490
>implying that leaving the EU was a bad decision
>>148569490
>Buck's character is like a parody of what he was in 4.
>>148569660
well there aren't any black women in games, or people at all. some models in games are made to resemble black women, and if you think there should be more you might want to think about presenting a good case for why it matters at all or just making your own games, since apparently we live in a world where "is black" is somehow a positive you'll probably get a lot of accolades for it.
>>148569786
I didn't say it was, I would never recommend that someone follow bad advice.
>>148569804
ODST, fuck me.
>>148569706
you say everyone but if you play that mission, half of the squad disappear as soon as the enemies arrive
only carter and jorge actually go with you all the way through
and jun doesn't even snipe from the falcon, he literally just sits there doing 'spotting', a job any marine could have easily done
>>148569990
What did you expect the squad to do on a scouting mission? Huddle for warmth?
>RIP IN PEACE TURKEY
Any /hg/ brothers from that shithole?
>>148569835
I'm just saying, it paints a better picture of the future that Halo is supposed to be set in if theres more racial variety, and since they've established in the canon that women serve on the front lines then the same should apply to the female characters too
>>148570062
no, actually work together as a complete unit rather than having half of them fuck off
whats the point of them being a squad with each one having a set role if they don't work together?
>>148570076
Maybe they can get away from the approaching Raid can
>>148570318
>no, actually work together as a complete unit rather than having half of them fuck off
They did. Just because they weren't stomping skulls every second doesn't mean they didn't.
>>148570505
how does having half the squad leave before the action starts make them operating as a complete unit?
that literally makes no sense at all
The point is that there isn't a bit in Halo Reach where every member of the squad fights alongside the player using their own skills
>>148570642
>how does having half the squad leave before the action starts make them operating as a complete unit?
Because you're forgetting that they had a mission before the covenant started shooting, and they operated as a unit there.
>>148570790
for a grand total of about 2 minutes of gameplay, in which you do no fighting at all
come on lad don't try to defend that
>>148571032
>they never operated as a squad!
>please ignore when they did!
>>148570192
>I'm just saying, it paints a better picture of the future that Halo is supposed to be set in if theres more racial variety
that's actually not true. If current trends continue it's likely most people will be vaguely "ethnic" in the future, such strict division of ideal racial types won't really exist. Now that people are no longer typically confined to have kids with people from the same region as them, we'll get large numbers of admixture between racial groups. Black and white people may not be meaningful groupings.
Besides, if "2 black 2 white" is your idea of "variety" maybe you should go back to school
...plus, you still haven't demonstrated how "racial variety" is better, just restated that yo think it is better. When I was younger I always thought Chief was black, didn't impact my enjoyment of the game.
>>148570076
Do we know if coup was successful yet?
>>148571336
alright kiddo, if you want to act like a retard, don't let me stop you
my point was clearly that the squad never work together as a group to actually fight covenant, yknow, the whole point of the game
but if you consider 2 minutes of pointless running around as an acceptable quota for the whole squad working together, thats completely fine
please feel free to ignore the fact that the game almost seems to deliberately prevent there ever being a point where the whole squad fight alongside you, either by suddenly airlifting people away from the player, or by having certain characters be incapacitated or otherwise unable to actually fight
>>148571746
>my point was clearly that the squad never work together as a group to actually fight covenant, yknow, the whole point of the game
Except that argument was already made and you lost there, too.
>>148571508
you would be right on the whole racial blending thing, apart from the fact there are still white and black people in halo, meaning thats not true by halo's canon (apart from the fact that chinese people seem to have disappeared...)
in terms of why having racial variety is better, It makes more sense in terms of humanity banding together to defeat the Covenant
most of Halo 2 and 3 that is set on Earth is set in Africa, which has meant to have become a super-state that dominates the world, so unless the story is that black people left Africa and white people took over, why are there so few black people?
It just makes more sense to have more black people thats all
>>148571816
give me a single scene in Halo Reach where the whole squad fight covenant together
>>148572167
You were already given one. At this point, it's you just trying to say things don't count.
>>148572261
what scene was that?
the bit where they defend the door to the relay station?
kat is sat by the door and doesn't fight for that segment, and jun isn't there
Remove /pol/tards.
>>148572595
>>148572595
>defending Turks
They can stay when Constantinople is Greek again
>>148572595
Get online
Please ;_;
>>148574057No_I have to run some errands soon
Someone get online ;__;
>>148574479
Can't. Coloring in with crayons.
>>148574057
>>148574479
>not watching evo
>>148574794
evo is for niggers
>>148574834
>>148574794
I'm just watching it for the qt's tbhfamalam
>>148575161
Left is man face but right is nice.
>>148575161
>those feet
>>148575320
She looks fine
>>148575161
>>148575161
>>148575762
both of those women are below average in everything
you're watching it because you're a nigger
>>148575887
I'm not a nigger, i just have low standards.
>>148575887
Do you like this girl anon?
>>148576161
>>148575762
man face
right has cute frog boyish look
>>148575762
>She looks fine
>>148576161
>>148576693
Too flat to look fine
>>148576943
You fukken bet.
>>148576943
>flat
>>148577359
>wears black, a color to accentuate curves
>there is nothing
>>148577359
Those boobs aren't above a B, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etj2TkHJ_4U
How does /hg/ feel about Fractured Ward?
>>148577801
>Shadow Lords mode
>little floating guardians
>you can have a monitor buddy
Sounds neat. Wish he wasn't gold, though. Maybe a gold eye, but not a gold body.
>>148577801
>meme mode
No thanks.
>>148575161
post more rght
what is name
>>148578739https://twitter.com/giga_athena
>>148579005
>Top Robin in California
can't wait to bang her next week
>>148579005
>no photos
reeeeee
>beating a team of achilles tryhards with a group of randoms
is there a greater feel?
>>148579513
Hope you sent a wink face
who wants to get sweaty playing breakout with me??
pls, i have no friends
>>148580508
Can't. Everything went wrong today, so I'm tired enough that I can't do shit but not tired enough to fall asleep.
>>148580508
im also getting belligerently drunk
>>148580623
dont make me yell at you
>>148580628
>drinking
That's quite the degenerate thing to do.
do you ever think about kissing your bro when you ger drunk
>>148581143
every time
>>148577032
>has centuries' worth of magic knowledge
>plus the armor of nehushtan
>can't even beat the power of diet, exercise, and action movies
sub-par to be honest
Does anyone want to play infection with me?
>>148581656
>>148581369
To be fair, Nehushtan is shit. Its only power is regeneration. It's even canon that it's armor value is complete ass.
>>148581712
who is this emperor?
anyone completed the cliffhanger commendation yet?
>>148582042
Fucking no. I hate commendations that are enemy-dependent or rely on the player to intentionally play bad.
I miss the old daily/weekly/monthly commendations.
>>148581656
fuck off you doxxing faggot
![[drag racing intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/dHwKDLZ.png "[drag racing intensifies].png")
Anybody want to try and get someBig Team Breakoutgoing?
>>148581771
I mean, even if we say Nehushtan is weak by the standards of complete relics, it should still completely outclass relic fragments (which it does).
My point is that Genjuuro being able to kick fine's ass is funny but stupid, considering chris used the same armor to tank a salil sawari song.
>>148582334
sounds kind of fun actually
>>148582334
>Anybody want to try and get some Big Team Breakout going?
FUCK YES
Give me 20 minutes
I love Halo!
ded fukkin fred
>>148582523
>>148582604
Just hop in when you can
>>148583828Gween tea.
I guess I am rather unique in that I absolutely love having a tiny penis and furthermore, I even listen to penis shrinking subliminal MP3s that I downloaded from youtube! Recently I had a brief 'discussion' in the comment section of one of them, with a female and for some reason which I cannot recall at present I felt compelled to apprise her of the undeniably 'inadequate' size of my penis, to which she responded with: "So God cursed you with a small penis?" I did not have to even think about a response to that and I just immediately and autonomically wrote back: "No! Mother Nature or Divine Goddess BLESSED me with a girlishly petite clitty that I would not trade for any sized dick!" and I meant it...honestly...at 3" erect mine meets the criteria for a micropenis...but now though here is the rub (pun intended): I got my first hard-on playing 'Beauty Shop' and girly dress-up with my big sister and I had my very first orgasm...and second, third and fourth...while trying on my sister's ballet recital tutu...then, from about my fifth through 12th I had added lipstick, pantyhose and a wig to the tutu and had pretty much ensured that I would be a lifelong transvestite and that my sexuality would revolve around wearing female attire...so, all this...well into the pantyhose, lipstick, wig and tutu ensemble, as well as well past orgasm number 20 or so...BEFORE I EVER SAW A MAGAZINE PICTURE OF A NAKED FEMALE!...as you should logically and intelligently suspect, my greatest passion in life has always been crossdressing and the entire beloved, almost sacred process of self-feminization and EVERYTHING else has always taken a back seat to it! Given that for years my friends have been urging me to write a book, I am not going to give 'it' all away here but this much I will tell you: accepting that my greatest passion in life is self-feminization, what would you surmise might be the next best thing to that?...That should actually be easy: emasculation!
Please post a discord link. These fags have lost their way.
>>148584709
https://discord.gg/PEV3u
Daily reminder that you can only achieve supreme respect and opinion status if you hit diamond
>sigmund parties
>>148585394
Diamond players are shit.
t. Onyx rank
>>148585578
What csr?
>>148585578
Onyx players are shit
t. Bronze rank
>>148585578
Halo players are shit.
t. Overwatch Agent
>>148586670
>tfw no 25% off sale
I'd buy it for $30, but $40 is too much.
>>148586670
>overwatch
>>148586716
>$40 is too much
>>148587059
I'm playing like four other games right now. Why would I buy another game i might not get around to for full price?
>>148587059
Yes keep consuming go-I mean friend.
For the /hg/ island, put in a 1v1 arena that 2 people enter and other players spectate in a viewing box up top to see the whole arena, add cover etc and BR's.
People wanted that since Sigmund 1v1'd Rabbit a while back.
>>148587227
>poorfag rationalization
>>148587525
Like a mini colosseum? I like it.
>>148587886
Just make Wizard/Warlock.
>>148587525
Got a link to the map?
#GREENED
>>148588369
#BLARGED
>big team lockout
>>148589000
#GLASSED
Sigmund takes 10 mins to change one setting.
>>148590541
>>148574057
I'mhome for the weekend
>>148590776
Any joinable lobbys?
>>148592165
Fuck off we're full.
>>148592289
Thats why i said joinable lassie
Party full?
Cool...
Does anyone want to play Halo 2 with me?
>>148592165
lol
>>148592165
Two slots for customs
>>148592530
Gotcha joined and thank you
>>148592487
I'd be down for it sometime
Is the party full?
Sorry for bothering again butanyone down for dicking around onreach?
MEANWHILE, IN THE /HG/ MANSION...
>>148592530
>>148592672
Stop posting.
>From Square Enix, to Bioworld, Kotobukiya, and more – we will have a variety of awesome Halo products for show and for sale on the show floor
Any of you going to SDCC?
>winning the game
>record a clip
>xbox freaks out and tries to open Far Cry 4
>closes Halo 5
>>148593775
Adjacent needs to go back
>see you guys are playing halo customs
>jump on Xbox and launch H5
>190mb update, ok.
>1 hour later it's at 7%
>check and see it's re-installing the entire fucking game
WHAT THE FUCK WHY SHITTY FUCKING XBOX
>>148595375
>buying digital
You deserve it desu
>>148595031
>decide to pop in to the thread
>see this
You don't really mean that do you?
>>148595482
This doesn't normally happen something fucked up somehow. I'm really fucking pissed was looking forward to fun halo customs.
Also I buy digital so I can share games with a bro easily. Half price on every game and we can both play it
>>148595534
Didn't mean to post that image no report!
Are we gonna do customs anytime soon? I won't be able to join this time unfortunately because my Internet's out.
>>148596114
They're happening right now
>>148596260
His post was literally two sentences yet you couldnt be bothered to read it all
Kill yourself
>>148596260
> I won't be able to join this time
>Reading comprehension
This is shade is the party full? Or can i get an invite?
>>148596459
Of course my Xbox decides to be fucking retarded on customs night. Oh well, it's probably full anyways. Guess I'll go play MCC by myself, thanks Microsoft for your quality 60$/year service
>>148593775
>couldn't sleep because Kai and rabbit were in the room above me and wouldn't stop having sex
>head down to kitchen
>all the food is gone
>hear crunching sound
>Dew is fucking stuffing his mouth with month old milk and all our food
>confront him
>he sits on me
>start screaming that I can't breath
>running out of oxygen
>suffocate
>rent walks in room and asks for AAA batteries
Such is life in the /hg/ mansion
>>148596673
If there's anything that all of us can agree on, it's that Microsoft is fucking shit when it comes to Xbox
Will you guys still be playing customs ~ an hour later? I've got cook lunch and eat it atm.
>>148595375
Fugg just turned on my xbone to check. Hopefully I don't have to wait a long time.
>>148597058
>>148597119
Pls don't start a linux vs. mirosoft vs. apple debate.
>>148597058
Why AAA batteries?
Uh oh
For that one anon the other day, yes there is a mod that fixes the viewmodels
>>148593775
>>148597058
>Kai is reading mature manga for mature anons such as himself
>Dew is torturing a T*rk to make him say "Constantinople is Greek"
>Rentaroo is locking little girls in the basement
>Red is taking his meds while repeating "I'm not depressed" over and over
>Killsownz is using the local dogs for target practice
>Bias is hiding in the closet because somebody told him that La Migra was at the door
Such is life at the /hg/ mansion.
