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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
>Josh Sawyer gave a talk at GDC about RPG stats (not that modern Bioware games have stats) and discusses Baldur's Gate and Pillars of Eternity mechanics a good bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvyrEhAMUPo
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Making waifu gwent cards
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Friendly reminder that it's Friday again
>>148534378
why is it fitting
This post is dedicated to Solas
Alistair and his cheese fetish frightens me
>>148534512
Because mages are faggots
>>148534512
It represents the masculine templar order dominating the mages with their figurative dicks
Of course, the symbolism is lost considering how the templars got retconned to have women in later games
>>148534636
Why can't Templars be women.
in Tevinter, a man can be the Divine.
>>148534546
Cheese isn't even that good
>>148534737
Fuck you, cheese is great
>>148534734
Because it was an intentional decision they made during the development of Origins? Being a templar is a brutal, demanding job that takes everything from a person, it makes sense that it's male-oriented
>>148534852
The only thing that matters for being a templar is how much lyrium you can snort off your knigh-commander's genitals
>>148534843
>bitter
>smells bad
>expensive
Shit tier food
>>148534914
You also need enough willpower to not end up like Samson
>>148534950
>bitter
No
>smells bad
Smells amazing
>expensive
You probably buy superfluous shit everyday like beer
>>148534950
I bet you also think corn flakes are better than oatmeal
>>148535057
I only eat cornflakes
remember dagpanions
>>148535529
Fucking dead
I am a refugee, and I feel alienated by your in-jokes. Please be more inclusive and considerate, because we are the backbone of this general, and we keep it alive.
>>148536016
Fuck off..!
>Wynne actually attacks you because Morrigan is an apostate
I never knew this, I always liked Wynne but this proves that circle mages are pretty damn brainwashed"your advisor" :3
>>148536112
Wow, rude.
Those ellipses are extremely insulting!
>>148536335
. . .
. .
.UMMM
Fuck you, little boy!
>>148536191
So,what's the deal with mages in dragon age? Everyone is super afraid of them, but do the characters not realize that mages have shit HP and defenses compared to everyone else?
*kills 84 dagnas with cone of cold*
#notallrefugees
>>148536495
They turn into abominations (which are basically very strong and bloodthirsty monsters) if they're desperate
>>148536465
>those hands
>>148536191
I've thought on this for a while.
Wynne actually has a terrible personality. She is brainwashed by the circle, and is incredibly narrow-minded.
She attempts to dominate the Warden, and make him follow her "morals". She is willfully deaf to the problems mages have, and will talk down to anyone that doesn't agree with her as childish(the warden), or as dangerous(morrigan)
Meanwhile, Morrigan will never lie to the Warden, she is innocent like a child.
>>148536191
Stop it right there lad
You have to teach morrigan some new values. All she ever knew were Flemeth's insane lectures. Telling her to think about what would have been if she grew up there without having a choice is the way to go...
Solas...
>>148536774
It's even worse if you read Asunder because it turns out she abandoned her mage son and didn't care enough to reconnect him despite having a lot of political power. We know that circle mages can have all sorts of privileges (like Vivienne), it's just that Wynne genuinely believes that they have no business living outside of chantry dogma. I kind of like her though, her mentor-like relationship with the warden (especially a mage one) is quite nice and her speech about not fearing death is some of the best writing in the game imo
taking a massive dump in morrigan's mouth
>>148537482
>forgot my Solaspic
>>148537208
We don't use common decency in THIS party!
who is the cutest /dag/ pairing?
>>148538309
kiki x LF
>>148537482
Vivienne sounds like the exception, not the rule
>>148538778
There's also Fiona who does whatever she pleases
>>148538512
Asunder x LF is cuter imoho
>>148539245
>>148538512
what the fuck is an LF
>>148539290
Newfags...
Nice cosplay
Fabulous Hawke...
>>148539349
no bully
>>148539290
A pseudo-namefag who wanted to tap asunder's gigantic ass and caused a lot of drama over it
Ultimately famous for writing us an extremely sad farewell letter which touched a lot of stone cold dagna hearts and made him the butt of the jokes forever
>>148539290
The LelFriend that is currently back under the alias of LiaraFriend as if I wouldn't notice
>>148539803
LF's MEfu was Tali, I know that because I'm afflicted with aspergers
>>148539587
Looks like something out of Silent Hill but it must be Dragon Age because there's a dragon pic behind it
So what is it supposed to be?
>>148539968
The Hanged Man banner.
>>148539713
>Isabela who's not fat
What is this...
>>148540126
Very cool
How can Solas turn people into stone
>>148540165
Russian biofags are having fun
Full album here http://pastebin.com/86wbbSkX
>>148539860
Yeah and later he dumped lel for triss, he is not loyal and now he has liara.
>>148540437
weekes magic
>>148540564
>leliana, triss, and tali
what a plen
>>148540535
refl
>>148540535
Thanks! Katia is cute as always and I have to say that Isabela is very pretty
>>148540564
The Triss thing came out of nowhere because I remember him getting into an argument with the other /dag/ trissfag before TW3 about mages being terrible and Shani being the only good waifu
Let's stop talking about dumb namefags though
I'm gonna go floss now
>>148541323
You need braces for that...
wtf I suddenly hate /dag/ now
>>148541615
Hate you too bby
>>148541615
It's never too late to go back to /meg/
>>148539803
>LiaraFriend
Who said we were friends...
>passing intimidation checks for you
Morrigan is the best
>>148540535
One more album, more quality content, still updating
http://pastebin.com/CYL4aL2W
>>148542808
Sweet Jesus...
>>148542970
Looks like something our fhm anon would like
>>148542795
Dat Templar armor tho! Even with the over sized spaulders, I really liked the look of it in the first game.
>>148542795
>monstergirl sex
>>148543240
did you see the harpy fic last thread?
How can one man fuck up so consistently?
>>148543104
Yeah, it looked really expensive with that velvet and chainmail, like something an elite order of knights funded by the church could afford
>>148543296
Yes!
>>148539860
>afflicted
>>148543872
Stricken with autism
>>148543341
I don't know what you mean because Solas didn't do nothing wrong
>>148540535
Pretty blonde man, why couldn't you have put on templar armor?
Time to merge with /meg/
>>148546472
Dear anon, there's literally nothing keeping you here and you're free to go back any time
>>148544703
The Solas cosplayer is hotter
>>148546472
Please no
>>148546750
That's leliana :D
>>148547010
From the photoset in general, dummy
>>148546750
Somehow makes me laugh.
>>148547010
thanks for making me laugh sweetheart
>>148546472
No thank you.
>>148546750
He's cute, but I guess I prefer stockier builds. And templars.
I'm a fuckboy and could totally cosplay Kieran
>that slight boob jiggle
The desire demon model was truly ahead of its time
I mean damn, she looks better than Miranda and that one was supposed to be the ultimate bioware bombshell
>>148551094
>Miranda
>ultimate bioware bombshell
>>148551190
They sure as hell didn't design her with anything other than sex appeal in mind
Though I guess EDI and ME3 Ash also had the same design philosophy behind them
>anon's waifu comes to life
I really like this quest
>>148553137
what's the downside to Desire Demons again?
>>148553753
They drain your lifeforce
>>148553753
They possess you, but you're stuck in your happy dream world living the life you've always wanted. They do have the ability to do whatever with your body, not limited to killing your loved ones.. but you're still none the wiser.
>>148553875
I forgot about that part. At least you die happy.
You would think they would want to feed off your life force slowly and do whatever it takes to keep you alive..
>>148553753
They're extinct
>>148551701
They really fucked her face up though
Sumwhan... Halp me...
>>148554056
I'm trying to think of any other examples of making deals with desire demons and I think there's some noble lady in Sebastian's dlc. It's implied that they've been working together for years so I guess it's not like the demons kill their hosts right away
>>148554415
And her ass
And her tits
FlippantHeftyCanadagoose
>>148555920
Please tell me this is not a romance scene
>>148556190
Relax, it's just bestiality
>>148556259
THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY
>>148554627
We'll consider it symbiotic then.
Smoke weed everyday
>>148556428
I thought Elves didn't dream
>>148556826
That's dwarves
Whoah
>>148557176
I don't know much about this universe's lore but my Inquisitor is a dorf and I did that conversation with Solas where he Inception's you and my dorf didn't seem very unfamiliar with dreaming.
is there anyway to get Morrigan's approval without being a totalasshole!
>>148557495
Dwarves aren't supposed to dream but the games don't reflect that for gameplay reasons. Oghren and Varric comment on it but no explanation is given other than "it's a very powerful demon/ it's the anchor"
>>148557686
>not being a total asshole
if you wouldn't do anything for your waifu, just get out of my sight right now
>>148557686
leave her in camp
>>148557686
Get that feastday dlc and keep giving her cakes and thoughtful gifts
>>148557919
I want to feed Morrigan cakes, and make her thicc
What would you imagine is the average dick size of each of the DA races? I'm doing some research
>>148558212
Humans-6 inches
Dwarves-6 inches
Qunari-6 inches
Elves-12 inches
>>148558212
>>148558387
Humans - 4in
Dwarves - 2in
Elves - 4in
Qunari - 9in
Be realistic, senpai
>>148558212
Humans - 15cm
Dwarves - 10cm
Elves - 0.5cm
Qunari - 20cm
>>148558212
>>148558387
>>148558653
human--6
dorf--5 but dat girth
elf-- what penis lol
qun--15
>>148558387
12 inches internal
http://i.imgur.com/YGo7vFD.jpg
post breakfies!!!
Qunari food: Tastes like drywall
Dwarf food: Tastes like dirt
Elf food: Tastes like green
Ferelden food: Tastes like dog hair
Tevinter Food; tastes like semen
Kirkwall food: tastes repetitive.
Orlesian Food: 10/10 French cooking
>>148560769
Is that... strawberry jam?
>>148561089
>French cooking
>10/10
lel
>>148561241
raspberries
melted in the microwave
>>148561241
>Doesn't like butter and flour
Wew, sure is plebe in here
Welcome to my love boat... Smoke some elfroot and explore the Fade as a mouse, invade the deepest nightmares of your friends and companions, or better yet, experience the throes of passion in the hands of the burning man
do you love your waifu enough to allow her to experience the sheer pleasure of a big qunari cock?
>>148562853
only if i'm allowed to watch
>>148563414
how else would you make sure she's safe?
>>148562853
>>148563414
>literal cucks
I'd kill myself if I were you
>>148564056
You know, I was just thinking the same thing
They see me burnin'
They hatin'
>>148562853
Only if she's armored to be safe, like Sten said. Bull is a weaking and can fuck unarmored people without killing them but that's not how a real Qunari fucks.
>>148562853
qunari are nasty you dumb fuck.
>>148562853
>your waifu
>not you're waifu
>>148565058
To this day there is no SFM of sten ravaging morrigan. What happened?
>>148567732
Morrigan is too pure
>>148568275
You haven't seen the porn I have
>>148536619
>>148568385
Kinky witch sex
>>148568385
There is nothing purer than a mother's love
>>148569374
Kinky witch gift-giving
>Nobody rented Morrigan all evening
Why even play
>>148568634
Morrigan looks like Solas here. Seriously, just imagine her without the hair and makeup. Spitting image of Solas.
>>148569837
No butt chin though
>>148569837
solas is a piece of shit
>>148569882
No horse face either
>domestic violence
>>148569882
Also no nice high cheekbones and violet eyes
>>148570210
He's so cute
>>148570732
kinky
>used to get slapped around by her mom
>introduced to intimacy by watching Flemeth do freaky rituals with weird men
>distorted perception of men and romance because she had no daddy figure
Poor Morri
>>148571652
Huh?
>>148571691
sorry, i was on some more shit
>>148557495
>>148557787
Might as well post Oghren's reaction
>live in a society where your caste defines you
>your status as the paragon's husband puts even more pressure on you
>can't do what your caste is supposed to do (fighting) because of a mistake
>everyone bullies you
>drown your sorrows in disgusting alcohol
Pretty sad stuff
I like how the fade actually characterizes the companions in DAO instead of it being full of dumb shit like "I like big boats I cannot lie xD" and "Blackwall's greatest fear is HIMSELF XD" like in the other games
>>148573820
I like Blackwall
>>148575223
I like him too, but I wanted to complain about the dumb, primitive greatest fears as gravestones thing and that's the only one I could remember off the top of my head
Also Solas dying alone
Hey
>>148575223
he was pretty bland and forgettable desu senpai
>>148575693
I preferred him to Cassandra as my party tank
>>148575842
but Cassandra is top tier waifu material
I think I'm going to call it a day, too much Fade
>>148575693
He's not a gimmicky meme character and has a decent character arc, which is refreshing after the casts of ME3 and DA2
>>148575981
She's top-tier manjaw material.
DA2 Cassandra was a qt, but man she got uglier in Inquisition.
>being unable to see past someone's jaw and missing out on a top tier qt
your loss
tfw no morrigan gf
tfw no kieran bf
tfw no tulpa bf
Hairy Turkish husbando....
>>148578174
>b
hehehe... nope!
>>148581078
You need permission to use this meme
*american male voice* Everything you've heard? Completely true.
A woman?!
>>148580219
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>148584119
What did he mean by this?
>>148584626
What didn't he mean by it?
>>148585115
bbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>148586256
I see
don't you forget about me...
>>148576126
The fade is amazing in theory, but those quests in Origins were enough to engage frustration.
>>148592158
How is it frustrating
My ultimate is charging.
>>148593056
um /bwg/ is for discussing mature adult games, not kiddie arcade shooters
>>148585115
im screaming because i have no morrigan gf and im feeling it
>>148593994
she's so perfect
>>148592683
The fade quests? I remember being bored and running around a lot in circles, then getting pissy.
You don't have to agree.
>>148593994
Just go to the fade already... she's waitin...
>>148594851
>go to the fade at night
>waifu isn't there for me
... ;_; ...
American voice for the inquisitor, or British voice?
>>148595446
You like seafood too?
>>148595091
Um... the fade is a one way trip hon...
>>148595663
You go there when you sleep right?
>>148595446
>>148595536
That's what I thought...
>>148596180
Is she a sith lord
morrigan more like CUTEigan
>>148596494
More like bitchigan
>>148596572
that's really misogynistic
>>148596661
Don't worry, I think Sten and the Qunari have a terrible philosophy too.
>>148596572
fuck off, shitlord
>>148596793
Ugh, really?
I mean
I just can't
Why does /dag/ hate Leliana so much? I'm a refugee, pls no bully. And stop using ellipses and calling me hon, it's gay and creepy.
>>148597060
Because she's ugly hon...
>>148597095
i want her to kill me and then rape my corpse
>>148597118
Leliana is beautiful. Also, I do not appreciate you doing exactly what I told you not to do.
>>148597204
She's smelly and gross sweetheart...
>>148597196
i want to live happily ever after with her as a romantic partner in a commuted relationship between man and woman with her
>>148597279
How is she gross and smelly? The French keep themselves very clean
>>148597324
>The French keep themselves very clean
Darling... sweetie... honey... no
>>148597308
that's a little weird, anon
>>148597427
Muslims aren't French
>>148597308
>between man and woman
T R I G G E R E D
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G
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>>148597060
You know this general was compromised mostly of women and gay men before your ilk came through, yes?
>>148597736
I'm not telling you to die. I just want to be accommodated!
>>148597967
Matriarch Benezia: --Die!
>>148597967
Ellipses are a part of culture, sugartits. It can't be abandoned for the weak.
mlmlw...
>>148599456
tasting the forbidden fruit...
>>148599456
cing in yen while geralt cs in you......!!
>>148599798
>cing
crapping?
Is Tulpa broken?
>>148599983
i don't like this
>>148599909
............... mooka shaka paka *shoves breadsticks into purse*
I just want an RPG where I can go on an adventure instead of saving the world
>>148601049
Dragon Age 2
>>148601129
That's not what I'm looking for
I don't think anyone will deliver it
>>148601049
D'sD?
>>148601049
KOTOR 2
>>148601049
Fatal Frame series.
>>148601252
Bioware will when they deliver Mass Effect: Andromeda!
overwatchfus
fire emblem triggers me so god damn hard
>>148602848
what? why?
Javik
FlippantHeftyCanadagoose
>>148603275
because i lose 40 mins of progress from one mistake or because i get gayed out by something stupid
especially infuriating when all your characters are getting obscenely lucky with their level ups and someone dies so you have to restart and lose it all
>>148603483
oh. that sucks.
have you tried playing a game that isn't shit?
>>148603543
all video games are shit, it's an indisputable truth of the universe
>>148603773
oh. that sucks.
have you tried getting a hobby that isn't shit?
Posting quality at an absolute low today
>>148603959
what if my hobby is doing shitty things
i want to lick the sweat off of sunny's chest
>>148606342
No.
>>148595520
Brit female > American male > American female > Brit male
this is the objectively correct voice ranking for the inquisitor
>>148606726
All your secret talking about DA2 without being judged by dagnas fantasies can come true
>>148606342
Daily reminder that /v/ opnions aren't to be taken seriously.
>>148606754
American female was god awful.
>>148601049
I just want an RPG where I can play as a fat hairy man
>>148606941
They were all shit except for Traynor.
Having a voiced protag is faggot tier.
