longue vie à France, Edition.
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
lmao frogs
first for fuck tiago
ahh, my boozin buddies!
When will we ban assault trucks and violent video games?
>sonneiko
based auto taunts
>AWAY FROM SONNEIKO'S BALLS
TRIGGERT
>>148484228
Banning assault trucks might seem like a heavy-handed move but if it saves even ONE life, it's worth it.
my god so many free yous when hes around
>>148484228
I'm for banning all muslims desu
>>148483931
>europoor
>submissive support cucky
like poetry
Smoking kills your lungs
THE REST OF THE COMIC IS HERE
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>>148484479
>Frogs getting punished for Pepe being a shit meme
POTTERY
>>148484697
So what happens when reddit gets their hands on spurdo?
die navi die!
>>148484756
Someone will probably nuke Finland
What went wrong guise? http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2150691837
>>148484851
If you nuke Finland you will make Russia very mad due to fallout and ruining the sea that Russia is connected to.
Are you sure you wanna do that?
>>148484756
spurdo has already evolved with gondola so I don't mind if losers take spurdo.
In the end we will just take spurdo back
>>148484931
Nukes don't contaminate an entire country anon
>+5K MMR should be a requirement for being a caster/panelyst
Yes or no?
>Level 295 Windwaifu taunt
>jumps in the air and blows a big kiss complete with a cartoony heart
>imagining the buttanguish this would cause
must not give in to shekeling...
>sign up to Gosu Gamers for wholesome gg branch betting experience
>Shitya Ra makes my first bet worthwhile
This is why everyone likes Na'Vi.
the entire game i thought it was misery casting
it was notail
>>148485016
I assumed you would nuke Helsinki
>>148485026
sounds reasonable
>>148484851
>>148484931
There will be no nuking of Finland.
If I've learned anything over the past year it's that Scandinavia and England are the only parts of Europe worth saving. Let the Europeans infight all they want. For once in goddamn history, the slavs and finns are the ones standing up for western civilization.
It's surreal.
>>148485003
Sure you do, sissy
>>148480601
>tfw since the referendum I get to be on the other side of the 4chan nationality bullying
yeah maybe it wasn't so bad of an idea
>>148485168
Here you go mongoloid, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:
Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.
Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.
Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.
After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.
If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.
Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.
If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
>>148485137
>scandinavia and england are the only parts of europe worth saving
>>148485137
Suomen vois pommittaa vittuun kartalta.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Economics, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Elo ratings on team EG, and I have over 300 confirmed stats. I am trained in algebra and I’m the top statsman in the entire BTS payroll. You are nothing to me but just another number. I will find win percentages with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of SJWs across the USA and your K is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re a fucking statistic, kid. I can stat anywhere, anytime, and I can stat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my macbook. Not only am I extensively trained in Glicko, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the University of Western Ontario and I will use it to its full extent to stat your miserable ass off the face of the top 10 dotabuff players, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will overreact all over you and you will drown in it. You’re a fucking number, kiddo.
>sub-500 games total and in potato land
>full of spics who give up right away
Hmm, this is a not-so-great kind of Hell I'm in
This stops when I'm in higher brackets,
right?
With LoL rapidly bleeding out and Dota 2 being as usual, a complete nonfactor, when is Korea going to create a superior ASSFAGGOTS/MOBA/ARTS for us all to migrate to?
>>148485301
He even posted stuff from reddit. How could someone deny that this person loves cock.
@580
literally did not read a single word
not going to give it a you either
https://twitter.com/NewsThisSecond/status/753708818119397377
wev lad
>>148485580
>image.jpg
The most cowardly of shitposters imaginable
>>148485638
speak for yourself, nigger
>>148485228
>>148480601
Don't forget the following as well:
>American ghettos have higher standard of living than European ones
>Most people in American ghettos have access to a car
>95% of Americans even below the Poverty line have television and access to mainstream media
>American poor get free phone, food, and child care from the government despite a much lower tax base
>American poor are more literate than European poor
>Larger percentage of American poor speak language of majority than most European countries
>As a whole, America is more diverse than the vast majority of countries in the European Union
>As a whole, America's diverse population is more assimilated than the European Unions
Even by liberal metrics, we do a better job. One day liberals will realize that most of this "Make America Like Europe" shit is perpetrated by rich white people who want to make us into the goddamn old country. Globalist Europeans and Americans who sympathize with them are actively trying to make America worse no matter which side of the political spectrum you believe in.
>>148485724
33 tons of peace delivered right on site
>Get monsterously tilted player on my team
>He first picks techies
>He plays the most passive way he can in lane, and places no remotes in trees or to defend towers
I swear to god if a person is on a loss streak greater than four they should not be able to play ranked queue anymore that day. They are not in their right mind.
>>148485932
thnx 4 da blog xD
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>148486048
Just delete the game and VAC anyone who's ever played it
>>148485932
We need a tilt detector.
I mean, personally, I'd say my skill swings at least 1000 MMR based on what kind of day I'm having, if I've ate recently, and if I've been sleeping good the previous few nights.
A lot of people who play this game never sleep, I wish they'd have the same courtesy as me and not queue for ranked when they've slept 10 hours in 2 days.
When you see a guy being generally non-toxic for most of the game but just going in on bad opportunities and not farming, and then spazzing when you call him on it, I think this is what is happening. I've played with people who I thought had never played the fucking game before who were 5-6k and had 5000+ hours in the game when I actually looked afterwards.
>>148485083
Requesting the classic Super picture from esl.
You know the one im on about
based fast and furious chinese lads
>Maximum Health as Heal per Second: 10%
>Duration: 7 seconds
How is this not broken?
It's good False Promise
whats the current alien build?
i went arcane midas sb bloodthornin low priority, hero seemed playable
BAZINGA
>>148486338
the ayy lmao?
THICK
>>148486771
Post it and we'll see.
>>148486276
It's kind of a vicious cicle for me, the worse I feel, the more I play, if I'm focused on something (friends, university) I barely touch the game at all. Pic is my game activity in the last couple of months
FUCKING THICK
I honestly hate it when people pick ember. He is a shit hero and just vaccums the entire map and does nothing after 15 minutes when his spells fall off. Even at level 25 with two battlefurys, daedalus and rapier he can barely oneshot a support and dies instantly if caught. Atleast other farm vacuum heros like naga and tinker can actually have a impact on the game but instead all ember does is split push all day long then die when the enemy gets blink hex
>>148486892
cant find it desu baka
NEED
NIGGERS IN MY ASS
so did french people invented pepe?
>>148487230
>>148487348
>>148487403
t. France
>>148487486
pepe is a frog.
frog is a slur for french people because the french language sounds like the noise frogs and toads make.
Do you guys think LD does this to all his female slaves in the house?
>>148487614
isnt it because they eat frogs?
>>148487614
No you fucking retard it's because they use frog legs
where the fuck is sheever
>>148485026
>yfw Slacks is 5k
I love Wings, their picks feel almost 2014DK-like.
>second pick Ogre
Why do they always do this early?
>>148487882
They broke up. She needs time to bounce back.
based wings memepicks
>>148485026
>+5k mmr should be a requirement to post on /d2g/, /r/dota2, nadota, etc.
Y n?
>>148487848
how?
>>148488015
does that mean OD is available again???
>>148487848
Me? I'd serve crab legs
>>148488015
fo real son?
are we being raided bydota players?
>>148488249
>no crab hero
>>148488249
based /tv/edditbro
HOW
IS
SLARK
BALANCED
>>148487967
to bait bans
This new alchemist memebuild is the worst farm vacuum i have ever seen
>i am ebin naga
6 slot at 30 mins and still be useless in a fight with 1k gpm, a whole new level of give me all the farm i have a game to lose
>>148488413
abyss lord is crab
>>148488553
>no in air spinning hero
>TINKER IMMORTAL BANNED
Haha.
I love how these shitty fucking hats are getting banned from tournaments because they drop performance so much
>wings beat shitvi
fook ya
>>148488925
Custom lobbies should have a disable hats option
>>148485137
Finland isn't even part of scandinavia tho, they're part of the nordic.
t. Norwegian
>>148484756
won't happen, spurdo is too pure for the reddit faggots. finlan top cuntry
>tfw live in a state with a huge finnish population but no finnish blood
>fug :DDDDD
>luna
>ogre
>storm
why
>wake up
>no patch
>everyone is picking Sniper because he was "buffed"
wherefore
Dotards? There's fucking esports on, why aren't you all posting?
>>148490069
Was playin the game
We won, but it was boring
>>148490069
Kello on vittu 04.00
i will post only one waifu pick in this thread, deal with it dotards
>>148490139
kys
>>148490423
Nice animeface, nerd
You don't really love your waifu
so what happened to storm to make teams start picking him again?
>>148490510
the meta changed
>>148490569
What, again?
>>148490625
yes
>>148490495
>waifu
>not anime face
That's not your waifu, that is shit.
G-Guys, what are the chances TI gets attacked by muslims?
They just killed 70 people in france.
TI in Seattle is confined space with a huge crowd it's asking to be allahu akbar'd.
Sumail, Miracle, and w33 are muslim, surely they wouldn't attack their own?
what is the fucking obsession with linkens manta
just fucking make a skadi and a damage item
>>148490069
Fuck this shit game, dude.
>vlads void
When will this meme end.
>>148490812
Post the skeleton webm
manta linken's medusa
FUCKING OP
Medusa?
Damage?
>>148490806
Neither Suma1l or Miracle- are Muslim.
Suma1l has said he doesn't believe in a god and I think Miracle is Polish Orthodox.
![Xz16RrZ[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mq8uSTE.gif "Xz16RrZ[1].gif")
>>148490870
>>148490958
She just wrecked that teamfight you dweeb
>>148490997
That's the GIF you fucking shitstain
>Nice terror attack dotards
>dotards???????
>>148491082
Still alive, anon
LOOK
AT
THIS
MEDUSA
GO
>guy runs into stadium dressed up as Techies
>"ALLAH AKBAR"
>kaboom
>all of Secret and EG blown to bits on stage
>Lion fingers stone formed Luna
hmm ok
With Void out, who completes the Holy Trinity of Hard Carry? Are we down to two now?
>>148491231
>EG vs OG Finals
>ALLAH AK..
>Sees Sumail and Miracle
>"Sorry guys, wrong event"
>>148491291
stay quiet
>>148491332
wut
icefrog is going to nerf titan to make it so his ult deals damage based on CURRENT hp not MAX hp
and he'll never be picked again
>>148491396
shutupshutupshutup
Wings needs to stop drafting like they're playing against another Chinese team.
>forcestaff can be used inside a time-frozen dimension
Explain this dotards.
What if item that is only available at level 6 and level 11, allowing you to respec?
Why do 5k players hate 4ks so much?
>>148491758
4k's understand basics but not nuance.
why is there a floating dead navi courier in the liquid vs wings game
dotards???
>>148491837
It's symbolic
>>148491758
4ks hate themselves too.
>>148491837
>sans titre.jpg
wat
>>148492013
Have some respect m8
F
Dual Breath or Liquid Fire on early stage?
dota is the question
terrorblade is the answer
>>148491812
4ks don't understand basics
>dumpster a bunch of faggots in a ton of games
>one game I bm pause
>3 commends
>5 reports
>muted
what a fucking retarded system
you shouldnt be able to report people on the enemy team
>>148492243
Liquid Fire max by 7 ALWAYS
>>148492261
BASED
>>148492261
But Bork, how can I Terrorblade after the terrible things IF did to him?
>>148492405
>you will never be a perfectly bred human aryan specimen
>>148492261
* Metamorphosis manacost increased from 50 to 100
* Metamorphosis no longer lingers after reincarnation/death
rip hero
>>148492282
Where do you draw the line for basics though? They know how to control their hero, they know roughly what items to start with, they know roughly how to lane. Of course they'll get crushed by anyone who knows the ins and outs, but 4ks definitely understand basics.
>>148492261
Based 'nar poster
One thing i noticed is that Lesnar didn't become an obnoxious faggot since Terrorblade became meta, he kept his scheduled posts without overdo
I'm really proud of you, Lesnar
>>148490510
bloodstone is now good enough to be rushed again and he doesnt have to deal with od mid every game now
Fan of team liquid, only check on dota coming up to the internationals. How are they doing? Last time I asked here I was told they disbanded, but I heard they're back. Is the new team any good? Still an underdog?
>>148493891
top 2/3 world
>>148493891
>Fan of team liquid,
Why would you be a fan of shit sponsr
>>148493978
Because they had that funny looking guy with the glasses
>>148493978
Not him but I'm a fan since I used to post on teamliquid back in BW days.
iron toalon jungle LC in pro dota
fucking lost it
>>148491532
kek someone saved my screenshot
>>148494237
I did that in my last game and won, coincidence???
LIQUID DESERVES TO LOSE
kuro doing quests baka
>>148493891
are you a fan of the brand itself instead of the players? how does that work?
io-bm offlane is now meta
This fucking BM
epic rubber band dotards
>>148494287
Is that actualy dendi on the right pic?
Is this a support LC I'm seeing
Is this actually happening in a pro game
>>148494785
Kuro done it before not the 1st time
>>148494769
idk you tell me
>>148491758
Because 4k players are at that bracket where because you understand more than your average player, you think you can "carry" your team.
And that's all fine when you are up against other 4ks, but there's a lot of crossover between 5k and 4k brackets, and they get totally outplayed while refusing to understand what they are doing wrong.
>>148494785
Kuro also did it game 1 of a series against old Secret, they lost super fast.
>>148495069
>DARK CHEN
What the fuck were they thinking
Are we back?
hello?
>>148495398
DELET
fuk la
>we think this is spam
>we think this is spam
>we think this is spam
>we think this is spam
>we think this is spam
>>148495543
>spamming during esports
>>148495370
>>148495398
>>148495491
what even happened, I was scared due to the lack of shitposting
>no team has figured out the rubberband means they should play like golden age boring chinks
When teams finally start playing this way we can finally get back to individual skillcaps dictating how doto is won.
hey
>>148495614
Every post was considered spam
>kotl + io killed a bloodstone storm
i love new memes
>>148495759
HIROOOOO??
>>148495823
Who?
>>148495765
>this literally happened when (shit)posts didn't work
FUCK YOU HIRO HITO
This is the story of an Abaddon picker,
who didn't build Agh's:
He died, his family disowned him, and his bloodline was cursed.
Learn from his mistakes, and build the game-winning item.
>>148495869
moot
>>148495898
Lmao I don't know why but I lauged so hard at this.
>>148495915
Who?
>vlads manta diffusal void is losing a game
hmm whod have thought
almost as surprising as the french terrorist being a muslim
FIX ME
>>148496063
Starts the game with Hurricane Pike
>>148496012
a cuck.
What if there was an item that made spells cost health and damage depleted your mana pool
>>148496063
+1 armor
+0.3 agi grow
>>148496162
>centaur becomes the best spellcaster in the dota universe
>>148496228
and dies from 2 nukes
>manta void
Its like im doing nothing at all
Nothing At All
NOTHING AT ALL
>>148496063
literally just buff his base move speed
everything has a shitton of mobility and too much nuking for sniper to be a decent pick
>>148496162
so what happens when you reach 0 mana
>>148496063
give meme aghs upgrade, like removing castpoint from assassinate
>>148496373
It stuns like Rupture
>>148496341
its about burning mana in chrono
>>148496373
You die in real life
>>148496373
You die IRL.
Why is PL such a shit hero
>>148496463
his illusions are shit
their number doesnt really make up for it
>>148496463
He deals no damage
>>148496452
>>148496457
>>148496414
>>148496452
>>148496457
really makes you think
>>148496463
Spirit Lance is shitty overpriced Stifling Dagger
Wex and Exort make him agi puck of nodamage
Illusions are nodamage because their multiplier is so shit
>literally can negate 10k gold of items on illusions with a poor man's shield
The only item that helps PL is diffusal. Then you are just better off building for just the main hero with damage items. But then all your abilities are no damage.
goddamn matumba is retarded
>>148496463
>>148496536 >>148496550 >>148496621
How do we fix him, lads?
>>148496463
because he needs like 20 minutes of farm before he cant fight
>>148496708
aghs upgrade that makes his illusions last longer
>>148496708
revert 6.82 (I think) rework
>>148496708
fix his q and ult
>Liquid made it to 50 minutes with a support LC
>try to carry a game with damageless void and punished spirit
>lose
>everyone is going to blame it on TOTALLY VIABLE support LC
no justice in this world
>>148496857
No that hero was shit for different reasons and mindlessly boring for others. And old PL was in a crowded space with TB and Naga.
>>148496829
too bad that would be useless because his illusions still do and take no damage and the hero has no way to farm that item
>>148496708
Make his illusions do a bit more damage and last a bit longer., maybe add one to the maximum number.
>>148496938
Exactly this.
PL was reworked because he was BadTB and BadNaga
There's a reason lmao3orb was catching on
>>148496708
You would have to revert the diffusal change
10 less mana burn and damage on illusions is brutal considering how often your illusions hit
The design is fine, considering how often he was played in 6.83 and 6.84. But he needs more daamge
>>148496910
Activate Bloodstone in real life Coconut
>no truck hero
uhh dotards??
>>148497145
Spirit breaker
>>148497013
>Lmao 3 orb
Context?
>>148496708
>no longer has unit collision during the speed boost nor does his illusions
>all illusions now last 15 seconds
roast me /d2g/
>>148497230
stop playing dazzle
>>148496948
aghs upgrade
illusions take 400% dmg, down from 500%
illusions deal 22% dmg, up from 16%
illusions last 12s ( from hero ), up from 8
illusions last 6s ( from illusions ), up from 4
i have no idea what numbers would be fine and what would make him really strong, despite losing 1 item slot
>>148497230
How do you play that many games of omni and dazzle without wanting to kill yourself?
how to fix PL
>new item added
>diffusal lance
>+25/35 AGI
>+10/15 STR
>Active : Soul Crush, Applies a debuff that causes HP regen from lifesteal or healing to cause damage
>Passive orb : HPbreak, gain damage 30% damage from the damage you deal. I.e. deal 100 damage and get a 30 damage buff. works with illusions
>>148497530
>gain damage 30% damage from the damage you deal
anon..
>>148497530
you can just delete satanic when you add this item
>>148497217
how new?
>>148497390
i played dazzle when i was super new bc a friend told me to so i had no idea what i was doing. omni just gets me free mmr and the feeling of singlehandedly winning teamfights/games through using GA just in the nick of time is fun
>>148497530
I think some sort of item that builds out of diffusal and orb of venom or yasha would be better
>>148495680
UNF
>>148497217
skadi
satanic
diffusal
gfycat com/VapidAgitatedCat
HEY!! DOTURDS!
rate my Gyrocopter mid build.
>>148497949
not her tho
>>148498048
>no hp against sky
>No one one the couch has played undertale
P L E B S
>>148498259
>Needing HP against a paperbag who dies as soon as he is in Centaur's blink range
lol?
>>148498358
>>148498286
>nerif pick
pls GOD PLS INNOCENCE PLS BOOST ORACLES WIN RATE
Yo Arc Warden spammer, can you post some of your replays?
I assume you basically play him like a naga that takes more time to get online but pushes even better
