Meme teams edition
>About the game
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon
>official FAQ
https://support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us
>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Some questions answered
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
Fresh with updates!
>Information on spoofing for you cavedwellers
http://pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB
First for VALOR!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK DO I HATCH EGGS WHEN SPOOFING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me9DPMZ4yw8
fuck my ass with memetic dicks
Go team Mystic
>>148407170
>>148407170
>>148407170
god fucking dammnit
i want a charizard but i do not fucking want to risk getting banned using that ohio link
when it shows that all my caught pokemon are in new jersey
this game will be dead in a month or two then league will be back as the top game
enjoy your wasted time pokefags
EVERYONE WHO HAS WALKED AT ALL.
Did you get a massive fucking headache?
I walked for 6 hours at a fast pace. Drank a gallon of water throughout, but am worn the fuck out.
My head is killing me. Really feels like it's full of water. Never had a headache this bad from outside anything even in the army.
>>148407442
>spoof to the airport
>turn game off for a few hours
>spoof to columbus airport
>spoof to the park
When mass evolving using a lucky egg, do I evolve only base forms or should I evolve some 2nd evos?
>>148407413
Nice reddit image.
>>148407510
Do you have enough electrolytes?
give me a nickname come on guys this isn't funny anymore
>>148407442
address** not link
>>148407364
activate the move randomly feature in settings and make it small enough that it doesnt think you are in a car
>>148407510
Drink some Powerade. Water isn't enough.
>>148407442
I'll try out the address and see what happens. My little Go avatar-dude is supposed to be en route to St. Louis anyway.
>>148407536
I drink vitacoco all the time. Just had some more.
>>148407337
youre a good man
>tfw pick team Mystic cause all there is in my area is Valor and Instinct and want a challenge
>tfw still get hate
whats your poke finding ride? post 'em
>>148407625
H20!
>>148407514
i think that is autistic and wouldnt work desu
>>148407517
Base is most efficient
You can go for the other ones if you plan on 100%ing the game anyway tho
>>148407221
use this
>>148405491
>>148405251
>you dont do it to catch pokemon like that
Yes you do. It's what makes spoofing so powerful
>You can't even move except for precise change from fake gps app how would people even catch shit like that
-teleport to big town
-check pokemon app for next poke stop
-switch to spoof app to instantly move there
-switch back
-get your items
-check if there's any pokemon you want that's two or less steps away
-switch to spoof app to set your location ~50m north
-switch back to see if that brings you closer
-repeat with a few other directions to pinpoint approximate location
-catch that fucker
-have incense active to get even more pokemon while you're rushing from stop to stop
-rinse and repeat
Takes about half a minute per pokemon, and it's impossible to ever run out of items. How fast would walking be?
>>148407539
Simply_EggYolk
What the fuck is this? Should I get out of bed to go get it?
hope they ban people cheating, i don't even really play but that totally takes the fun out if it
>>148407759
I was gonna use that for the OP pic but couldn't find it
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Mystic, and I have over 300 confirmed gym conquers. I am trained in Primeape warfare and I’m the top PokeTapper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will swipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Super Nerds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Magma Storm, maggot. The Magma Storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint your Pokemon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Pidgey. Not only am I extensively trained in Pokemon tapping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Team Valor and I will use it to its full extent to swipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Lickitung. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Fury Swipes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>148407503
haha league is fucking dying and you know it man
>>148407826
They will. Niantic is very good at doing that.
>>148407819
here's to (you)
>>148407510
Were you wearing sunglasses? Whenever I forget mine after a day out I get massive headaches, even when it's cloudy.
>>148407503
Time isn't wasted if you enjoyed spending it.
>>148407442
>>148407651
caught the squirtle there as well
>>148407819
magikarp, worthless unless your deliberatly farming them to get 400 candy snek
>>148407819
Move closer to the screen and you can even see the magikarp's eye.
>>148407819
WTF thats so fucking rare go out and get it for sure!
>>148407819
Yes. It's really powerful! Especially against living things!
>320 magikarp candy
i'm comin for you gyarados
>>148407826
Ingress has had mass bans for people spoofing, it happens in batches. We are barely into the release.
Post area codes
310 San Pedro bro from the last thread reportin
>>148407170
Machado Lake in Los Angeles, CA. Farmed up enough to make a Dragonite and still going.
>game only records half the distance I go
Into the trash it goes
>>148408104
y tho
What do you get if you transfer a pokemon? Also has anyone caught articuno, zapdos, moltres, or mewtwo yet (spoofing or non spoofing)?
>>148408187
game lowers your distance if it thinks your in a vehicle
>>148408245
1 candy of that species
Birds are not in the game.
>>148408160
appreciate it love
>>148408245
1) A Candy
2) Nope.
>>148408245
Boku no Google
>>148408245
A candy
No
>>148408160
dratini is kawaii
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6rGWIkWArY
Order these three from best to worst
>Mystic
>Valor
>Instinct
>turn battery saver on
>flip phone upside down and put in my pocket
>go for a hog to a pokestop about a mile from my house
>get there and takeout my phone
>phone went to homescreen in my pocket
>>148408245
Transfering turns that pokemon into 1 candy of its evolution line.
None of the legendaries are released yet. Supposedly will come through events.
>dont get extra candy for catching or transfering an evolved pokemon
>>148408268
If you're in a vehicle going above 40 km/h it stops counting entirely
Went to the Ohio address. Seeing nothing but the usual rats and birds. Lame, but at least there are some yellow gyms for me to join.
>>148408160
holy snap me an my gf I used to live there. going tomorrow morning ASAP
>>148408408
1.no one
2.gives a
3.fuck
>>148408415
set your phone to never go to sleep
>tfw UK
>tfw still no release date
>>148408524
Best answer
>>148408408
Lugia is best
Anyone got a spot for Eevee spawns? Spoofing or not.
>>148408635
Down load apk
if you could have any pokemon added to your inventory right now which one would you pick
>504 eevee appears
>game bugs the fuck out, can't access bag
>have to try to catch it with pokeball
>it runs
K
>level 4
>200 pokeballs
>level 11
>low cp pokemon now require multiple balls
>50 pokeballs 30 potions 20 super potions
>102 revives
>>148408485
>>148408810
Fucking HITMONLEE
>>148408810
Farfetch'd
This might seem autistic but I actually need an answer
My phone is garbage but I got a tablet. Is it weird if I go outside to play with that thing? Will people laugh at me?will I still be able to make friends
>>148408810
Nidoqueen
>>148408160
just need to get one more dratini so I can get the fuck out of there
>>148408959
everyone is laughing at you anyway
>valor owns everything within two miles of my house
What do? The area is swarming with valor because everyone wants to be on the same team.
>>148408268
I'm riding my bike though. Much lower than 20mph.
>>148408814
Even worse
>low CP pokemon
>bust out and runs
>high CP Pokemon
>game decides to curveball all the way to the fucking left/right
Went from 80 pokeballs to 35
>>148408810
Missingno
>>148408810
Gengar
>>148409063
Hostile 1-man takeover
Don't be afraid to spoof. Just make sure you cheese off everyone by taking over every single gym in the area with 2000CP pokemon
>>148408810
MARROWAK MOTHERFUCKER
>>148409063
I wonder if it'd have been better if they had assigned teams to start with
>>148409063
Same here m8. For Mystic being a popular choice, they aren't getting many gyms and now I have to constantly fight these Valor gyms.
>>148408817
Oh wait,I just saw one pop up in the nearby list.
It's time.
>>148408810
cloyster since it has the highest BST besides dragonite
>>148409178
No, because you wouldn't be able to play with your friends who got assigned a different team.
Any of you doubleniggers have a decent Diglett or Dugtrio?
>>148407510
Your body need a gallon a day if you work a desk Job and or neet
Walking for such a long time adds to that requirement
>>148409063
flip gyms to you for xp anon come on
>>148409021
Alright, so spoofing it is, then. Thanks for clearing that up.
>>148409063
Spoof to locations, get good team, leave strong pokemon behind to guard while other teammates fill out tower.
>>148408810
Blastoise. A nice beefy one.
I literally have 3 flareons and no other eeveelutions
what the fuck
>>148408959
I've been playing on my iPad, I didn't give it a second thought. The only thing I've heard from anyone was
>That's a good idea, I need to bring my tablet out here
from some qt talking to someone else
>>148408810
zapdos
I'm so sick of reading how were dorks for playing Pokemon go. I swear these guys are dumb. Live and let live. If someone wants to collect stamps, let them. I produce EDM/techno/house music and I study warp drive theory and love astronomy, and anything from Japan, and I love anime and I'm in the process of fully learning Japanese and I go to Japan once a year. Some people love to play magic. Others play mmorpgs. Others collect train sets. Others love to draw, and graphic design. Some collect coins. My point is why do some people feel the need to give a damn what other people do?????? You have nothing better to do than insult someone because they're different? Live your life, screw what people think, because you can't please everyone, and do what makes you happy. I will always be a nerd, and have always been a nerd. Being original is the best thing anyone can do, and I'm glad as diverse as we all are, we all come together and enjoy a piece of Japan; and our childhood collecting those Pokemon cards I remember so much. F*** the haters!!!!
>>148409152
this is what I do with my spoof alt, except I do it to my irl friends
Have a lucky egg with about 40+ evolutions ready, is there any reason not to do it yet?
>>148408810
aerodactyl
>>148409460
Get to 80 evolutions
>>148409454
thank (You)
do you get coins if 2nd in the gym? or only if leader?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10743066
>>148409368
It seems to go off the special attack of the evee. Body slam gets electric, swift is water, and dig gets the fire one.
>Source: I've had this happen on all three and so have my friends
>>148409460
>>148409496
Read somewhereon redditthat a guy got in like 42 evos within the lucky egg uptime?
Congratz to fucking nintendo and this nigger fucking company for this bugfest of a excuse of a fucking game.
Lost 40 potions trying to get a fucking gym and it always gets stuck at 1 HP and I have to watch either the timer go out or the enemy eat my ass because I can't do shit.
Fuck this game, everyone is retarded and will keep giving them money even knowing they give no fucks about anything.
>>148409603
Second, third, fourth, all are fine.
>need just four more dratini to get my dragonite to 2k CP
>sick of grinding
fug
>>148409496
wasn't it possible to evolve only 60 pokemon in 30 minutes?
>>148407549
why does niantic hate our troops
>>148409656
I got 45 last night, last evo was an ekans with 20 secs on the clock
>>148408810
Charizard.
If trading came out tomorrow I bet I could trade it for pussy.
>team instinct being a bunch of niggers
>>148409662
It's free
xth for 101 magikarps, any one know how much the magikarp's cp changes to a gyarados?
GUYS WTF IS THAT THING TRYING TO RAPE ME
>>148409754
No surprise
How can i drop eggs or is it even possible?
>>148409832
EBIN XDDD
>>148409832
he wants the succ
>>148409754
Wow.... that is nigger behavior
>>148409220
>552 cloyster
It's shit isn't it?
>>148409640
Proven fake over and over again.
I get Eevees like everyone else gets zubats, it's random.
>>148409780
100+ magikarp gives you at least a 1.3k gyarados
>>148409667
And how many can I expect?
>>148409780
just watched a vid. trainer lvl 20, cp 80 sent it to 989
>>148409754
They need to feel special so of course they do stupid shit like this
>>148409718
Because they don't wanteven morecivilians to get shot
>>148409754
>>148409640
I JUST evolved an eevee with body slam and it turned into a flareon again. I don't think that's right
>>148409754
Guys is there any point me going to a gym if my pokemon are all <CP200
I went earlier and just got beat. How do I get coins? I can't level up because there's nothing but pidgeys where I live.
>>148410038
This is cancer
>>148410026
>>148409754
So team Valor confirmed true bro team?
>>148409754
why is team instinct full of beta cucks?
>>148410045
pidgeys are the best for levelling up dumbass
>>148409853
Hatch them faster
>>148409985
>tfw I have a 132 magikarp at present
>>148410038
I don't even have an issue with people whittling on trees
>>148410045
>How do I get coins?
Get your shekels ready, goy.
sub 180 cp pokemon resist catching like 3 times in a row
why
it's already grindy enough
>>148409754
>instincts are 90% of dindus
It was going to be pretty obvious from the start tbqh.
>>148410120
>>148409754
I apologize on behalf of the fucking niggers in my team
>>148409961
>>148409985
69 / 101 filled, thanks senpai.
>>148410156
tfw only 108
>>148410129
I gave some money to these jews and had 3-4 incubators working nonstop, i still have trouble with my pockets filling wiit 2km eggs
do pokemon get stats outside of HP based on their ingame stats? I know hp is definitely based off pokemon because my chansey and vaporeon have way more hp than everything else close to their CP
>>148409754
>blaming on people who can't read
nice false flag
>>148410271
They should be kicked out
can one acquire berries from poke stops?
>Dratini at 1985
>Have enough candies to get it to 2000
>no Stardust left
Fuggity Fug
>>148410380
Yes
>>148409063
>tfw instinct
>tfw you always have gyms to take over
holy shit is instinct the meta for leveling by gym battles?
you never run out of gym battles and always have something to take over!
>>148410296
where'd you farm all the eevees?
>>148410380
yes. post level 12 they're more common than pokeballs
>>148410121
I've left my phone on all day and caught 4 pidgeys.
What's the point if I'm just going to have 50 pidgeots later? lol
Been playing for a week and can't get past level 6
How are you guys finding all these pokemon? Best I've ever found was like haunter. Am I not walking around enough
>>148410441
>>148410380
Is there a reason to keep them? Will they get useful later?
>>148410438
I'm a hawaii fag, Eevee's are common here. I actually got lucky and my three wild caught 500 eevee's became the three.
Can people explain to me the significance of XL/XS?
I'm trying to figure out if it has an impact on evolution CP. I had two eevees the same fucking CP level one turns into a 1200 vaporeon and the other a 900 jolteon.
>>148410474
RNG
>>148410502
Do you have a park name or something where they constantly spawn? Like 2-3 on nearby at all times.
>>148410516
fucking nothing
>>148410474
You are not teleporting around enough.
>>148410308
>paying to play this shitty game
>>148410447
>Been playing for a week and can't get past level 6
team instinct detected
Finally discovered the glory of my historic downtown district. Who else has been lagging behind, then cracked level 10 and flew right past it without noticing?
>>148410717
I fucking love the team instinct bullying here
>>148410738
I'm noticing the wall at 20. I have 50k exp I have to break for the next level.
>>148410669
I do it to encourage me to walk more, gotta lose that weight. I used to revard myself with food but that bot an option anymore
>>148410557
Just be warned, teleporting to an island is a easy way to get banned. I'm physically here.
Google honolulu waikiki aquarium
blue stacks feezes for 3 seconds then lets me play for 5. I have a gaming pc so it's not on my hardware's end. What do
the fuck is this shit?
>>148410113
"Team Valor", its called that for a reason m8
Got 47 evolutions ready lads, should I do it? Level 16 so I should make a 2 level jump I believe
>>148407613
Where the fuck do you get that?
>>148410869
free candy
>>148410717
I'm the blue team
>>148410595
wrong
>>148410516
the bigger the pokemon (Xtra Large) the higher its maximum cp
>>148410897
Sure
What's the highest gym pointage any of you anons have seen, and how long was the gym held? The reason I'm wondering is because I just beat a gym with some fellow team Mystic randos and we leveled it up to 15k points. I want to know if you guys think it will be there tomorrow afternoon!
>>148410897
DO IT faggot
Leveling up is a curse. No longer do you only get poke balls from stops
I live in Chicago and I can LITERALLY only ever find Drowzee, Rattata, and Pidgey with the occasional Krabby.
How do I find more diverse Pokemon?
>>148410842
i'll spoof there tomorrow. already went from texas to cali to grind a dratini spot. game doesn't detect if you do it like that since it's reasonable you could be thousands of miles away after not playing for 12 hours.
>been out tonight for 2 hours
>never dropped below 100f
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO FUCKING HOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148410912
top right settings in fakegps
I'm just starting
One of my friends is in Mystic
Another is in Instinct
Not joining Valor
Which team should I pick, Instinct or Mystic?
>>148411068
az?
Ayy weed lmao
>>148411095
>mystic
normie team
>instinct
underdog team
>>148411045
spoof or wait for trading ""eventually" like a good goy :^)
>>148410961
>the bigger the pokemon (Xtra Large) the higher its maximum cp
That is a completely unfounded claim.
Cp appears to have no correlation to size.
Size only appears to affect the cosmetic size stats.
>>148411103
Yup
And to think some faggot canadian was mad that it was merely 85f out during the day
>>148411095
pick wahtever you want you fucking sheep
Finished work at like 5am, didn't get home till nearly half 6 in the morning.
Love this game, finally a reason to go out and explore.
>Find an Abra
>It runs away
IT'S JUST LIKE THE GOD DAMN GAME
>>148410994
one closest to me was around 14k with a 1.5k snorlax as the leader. got knocked down in like 3 hours
>Go out yesterday with a few of my friends to a local popular place to sit around some lures and capture pokemon
>The only conversation between groups were "Whet team?" Followed by a "yeah!" or a "Fuck you."
This shit is literal garbage for interacting with people. They think somehow a color of a team is the point of this whole game and this is going to the level of thug gang mentality.
Fucking people are dumb as fucking rocks man.
ay yo seriously fuck magikarp
>>148411254
It really is fun to play! I will never understand the appeal behind cheating in this game of games
>>148411095
if you want xp for fighting gyms go instinct, if you want to look cool and have a winning color go other
So when they implement trading.
How long will it take before people exchange sex for Pokemon?
>>148411345
there are cheats?
why would anyone cheat?
>my team's stacking some gym with 1000+ arcanines
>place my 26 vulpix
:v)
fuck you
>>148411206
I still have a screenshot of the weather on my old phone. 3:00am 98f outside
>>148411345
i only spoof because my smartphone cant run pokemon go desu
>>148411074
God I'm blind, thanks dude.
Now if only there was a pathing function.
>>148411387
Because they dont want to leave the comfort of their own homes. I met like 35 anons today, it was really fun!
I hope all these spoofers get banned. Leave it to autists to take some fun and ruin it so they don't have to leave their house
>>148411045
Try parks, gas stations (supposedly), train stations, maybe go to the lakefront.
I'm in Chicago too and I've been getting a shitton of Drowzee and Jynx for the most part but I've also managed to find a Lickitung, a bunch of Squirtles, an Electabuzz, a Rhyhorn, some other shit. Seems kind of random sometimes.
Also as you level up you'll start finding rarer Pokemon so maybe you just need to git gud
> wake up
> open pokemo go
> paras right next to me
> never even seen one on the radar
Its gonna be a good day anons
>>148411454
>using ! on 4chan
REEEEE
>>148407221
Just caught an aerodactyl tonight in my local town.
What are you fuckers doing with your life?
>>148411503
wow you caught a super common mon, what a show of luck
>>148411514
>using 4chan
REEEEEEEE
>>148411206
You or any other AZ bros find any ghost pokemon yet? Been looking for a couple nights havent found any.
Should I evolve my cp290 Eevee or wait to find a higher one?
>>148411434
Pathing would be the best.
Especially if it had a random variable for swaying paths too.
What's the story with the little circle that shrinks around the Pokemon you're trying to catch?
The FAQ says you should throw when the circle is at its absolute smallest, but it seems like I only get Nice and Excellent throw bonuses right when the colored circle returns to overlapping the white circle.
Is Niantic fucking with people or is Nice/Excellent not even related to your timing?
Post pokemans roster listed by highest cp.
How many evolutions can you get done in 30 minutes for max lucky egg grind?
>>148411582
Haven't found any, did find my first cubone and sandshrew tho
>>148411582
I got a ghastly outside of YC's Mongolian in Tempe
>>148411036
About to reach 20 here and I enjoy gyms more than anything. I fucking wish I could trade some of these pokeballs for potions (and not revives, fuck those too).
>>148411624
It does increase accuracy when it's smallest, to my experience.
>>148409754
>piece of shit sub $1k car
Obviously done on purpose by the owner
Tfw phone is too shitty for this game
>>148411514
I have been on chans since '05, should I assume that is longer than you? Also, got a problem with punctuation, kid?
>>148411589
I would wait, personally.
>>148411484
I agree with this post whole-heartedly. It really is a disappointment, at least in my eyes. The fun of the game is getting out and meeting people!
>>148411624
You also need to hit the smaller circle with the pokeball.
>>148411624
theoretically you get Excelelnt when the smaller circle is at 25% and Great/Nice around 50% and >50%
but the servers are laggy as shit and what you see isn;'t what is really going on
so it seems random at times
>>148411624
nice is as long as its in the circle, great is 50% small and excellent is smallest assuming u hit inside the circle.
>>148411527
Your mother.
>>148411484
>I want people who's actions have no effect on me to be banned
how do you even spoof? do you need to root or what? I just need more pokeballs man.
![20150826_163931[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q8oTJSg.jpg "20150826_163931[1].jpg")
>>148409754
Team Valor
>>148411745
you are an insufferable faggot
>>148411527
Hanging out at the beach catching magikarp, horseas and a machoke thus far.
>>148411783
But anon, we want to see you out and about, is all! We miss you out here, so come play!
What is the point of spending stardust on powering up when you're just going to find a stronger pokemon in the wild next time you level up?
I would have to spend all of my dust to bring two of my strongest pokemon up to par with what I will find for free after leveling up once or twice.
>>148411756
Oh shit that makes more sense.
>>148411552
Im currently lv11 and never seen one, thay are rare here
>>148411664
>How many evolutions can you get done in 30 minutes for max lucky egg grind?
I tend to get around 30-40 but theoretically you could do 70ish>>148411893
>What is the point of spending stardust on powering up when you're just going to find a stronger pokemon in the wild next time you level up?
>
>I would have to spend all of my dust to bring two of my strongest pokemon up to par with what I will find for free after leveling up once or twice.
exactly
just save all of your stardust and use it to top off the pokemon you catch and max them out
Does any one has been banned or i fucked up ?
Whenever i open the app, it shows me "Failed to detect location", however, all the apps which use the GPS works fine. Any idea?
>>148411864
Opinion duly noted
Sage
>>148411885
sorry but I don't feel like dropping $300 on a new phone
>>148411893
powering up a single mon to farm gyms is worth since gyms are amazing xp
leave the gym open after you beat it and more fresh meat will inevitably come to the grinder
Down at the beach and there are fucking magikarps everywhere.
do I need to root to spoof on my phone lads?
>>148411893
I think it's probably only useful if you start to hit a plateau in your leveling and you need to start defeating/defending gyms in order to get more shit and experience. Until then it does seem better to just keep catching shit and not use any of your startdust at all.
>>148411552
>being a dick for no reason
>>148411945
he just wants to ruin the fun because he himself can't enjoy anything in life, anon
I bet he's a spoofing cuck as well
>>148412008
at least you wear the gold star so I can filter your idiotic bullshit
