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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
more like sh33t amirite
first for dead thread and dead game
"KOTLguy is most likely a human"
-Many people at bts
The gf
>>148368103
>have 2,2k games with 54% winrate, around 170 more wins than losses
>this means i would have gained around 4200 mmr in ranked with those games
>yet im still stuck in "high skill"
>meanwhile i've seen some smurfs with two dozen games, 30% winrate who play exclusively in "very high skill"
ummm dotards? how does this shit work?
>>148368103
reposting this bcus other thread is dying
whats good
looking for autistic people to play with
I can play on EU or russia
just add me if you wanna go at it
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198002369728/
Have there been any Evany moments yet?
>>148360058
memegrate
my favorite human caster
>>148368458
damn she's sexy
i wish i was a jew. i wish i was fit
>pick offlane void
>only draft one hero that does damage through chrono
when will people fucking learn
Any stats on the size of the average doturd's hero pool?
>>148368957
>tfw you can count your hero pool on one hand and still have a 60% lifetime winrate
>Manta linkens medusa is a meme
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/medusa/guides
explain this then dotards
>>148368743
>rely on your teammates in a pub game
do you have someone to take care of you anon
>>148368743
>not picking witch doctor literally every single game with void
i honestly don't get it
>no /d2g/ carry to support
http://store.steampowered.com/news/22883/
>post yfw betting sites are kill
>>148369108
>spam the same heroes like an autist
>surprised that you perform well
apologize
Where is the FKUCING litlord la
>>148369401
>don't practice and know heroes you play inside out
>surprised you perform poorly
dotards?
>>148369371
Are we about to see a meltdown from hatjews?
>>148369108
Nobody really cares though? It's common knowledge hero spamming is how you climb. Why are you so proud of it that you had to tell us?
>>148369371
Glad I lost all of my shitty cosmetics that I used for betting in the Spring 2014 Na'Vi Loss Streak and sold the actual worth money ones ages ago.
fugg guys looks luna is transitioning from her sleeper op status
w33 throwing this series so hard
>>148369371
MY FREE INCOME
NOOOOOO
>>148369549
but anon, that's why I'm grinding SD for 800 hours!
>>148369715
She only looks OP because DC drafted too manytempo controllers
>>148369774
>flashing lights
>flashy plays
>zero impact
classic w33
Lucent beams should never have been allowed to stop being blue, this is fucking stupid
>DC
and people actually thought w33 was good
>>148369873
What's so flashy about taking moon lasers to his fat blue face
>>148369921
>not into Luna's golden showers
>>148369991
well puck is absolutely garbo champ desu
>>148369830
yeah now how do we make reddit believe this so they don't start picking her
>Whatever team Sunsfan has will always suck dick.
feels good.
>>148368446
RU slav
>>148368410
Your overall damage, GPM, and XPM are taken into account when calculating your unranked MMR.
Basically you want to have all of those really high even when you lose games, if you do that then the system believes you're the best player and will put you into Very High Skill bracket.
Go Alchemist mid to do this in the most braindead way, that hero can feed 12 times and as long as you went radiance manta octarine boots of travel he will 1) do decent damage due to his illusions being tough and harassing the enemy and 2) ez 700+ GPM even while feeding, the manta + boots of travel + radiance can split push and draw the game out too
This is a "professional" north american dota 2 offlane player. What's your excuse burguers?
NAHAZ AND FLUFF HAVE BEEN SPOTTED NEAR THE BTS STUDIO, REPORTED TO BE CARRYING "LARGE BLACK SUITCASES"
>>148370860
How come his facial hair connects when grown out but mine doesn't
>>148370878
Finally the audio equipment BTS ordered
Remember when DC were supposed to be good
>>148371003
>ld
>spending money
>>148371108
yeah in the NA trashcan qualifiers
>>148371219
Fluff killed an AV tech and stole it, Nahaz is just Fluff's FBI handler.
>>148371003
i argued about that shit on reddit with them
they pulled the "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD AND COMPLEX IT IS"
yes, you have to plug a bunch of things into a board and then plug the board into a computer. wow. rocket science.
>>148371274
They took off a game in newbee and was first place in their bracket at manila.
>>148371521
>performing well in half a tournament
literally who cares
they got eliminated super fucking fast afterwards
I wish there was an option to turn everyone's hats off, besides mine tbqh m'doturds
guys i have fluff in my friends
he just spam messaged everyone on his friendlist that if anyone has family or friends working for the LAPD they should call in sick tomorrow or else he cannot guarantee their safety
whats going on
>>148371851
Hostage situation at BTS
>>148371851
Where IS Fluff in 2016
> hero pick
> ban lc
> collect goypendium tears
>>148372097
plays for Evernovas
Name a casting duo worse than Zyori + Kotlguy
protip: you can't
>In 2011, we added a feature to Steam that enabled users to trade in-game items as a way to make it easier for people to get the items they wanted in games featuring in-game economies.
>Since then a number of gambling sites started leveraging the Steam trading system, and there’s been some false assumptions about our involvement with these sites. We’d like to clarify that we have no business relationships with any of these sites. We have never received any revenue from them. And Steam does not have a system for turning in-game items into real world currency.
>These sites have basically pieced together their operations in two-part fashion. First, they are using the OpenID API as a way for users to prove ownership of their Steam accounts and items. Any other information they obtain about a user's Steam account is either manually disclosed by the user or obtained from the user’s Steam Community profile (when the user has chosen to make their profile public). Second, they create automated Steam accounts that make the same web calls as individual Steam users.
>Using the OpenID API and making the same web calls as Steam users to run a gambling business is not allowed by our API nor our user agreements. We are going to start sending notices to these sites requesting they cease operations through Steam, and further pursue the matter as necessary. Users should probably consider this information as they manage their in-game item inventory and trade activity.
>-Erik Johnson
REST IN PIECES DOTARDS LMAO
YOUR SHITTY GAMBLING SIMULATOR IS GOING TO BE DEAD IN 2 WEEKS OR SO LMAO
but not all is lost you are welcome at Overwatch General, the superior esport experience
>>148372401
Now all they have to do is crack down on smurfs/boosting and Dota 2 will start to die.
>>148372342
Llama + Ryu
Took me all of 5 seconds
>>148372401
The csgo general is two blocks down
>>148372401
doesn't affect dota, try the cs:go general buddy
how much are you guys willing to bet that the game won't start when the timer reaches 0
classic BTS
>>148372401
lmfao is overwatch dying already?
I played tf2 for at least 1k hours before getting bored, nice game blizzcucks LMAO
>>148372525
At least trying to figure out what Ryu is trying to say has some entertainment value.
kotlguy + zyori has negative entertainment value. It is a singularity of entertainment, from which no enjoyment may escape.
Support players are normally the most talented players on your team.
Prove me wrong.
Should I bet the farm on Fnatic, lads?
is valve fucking retarded? skin betting is the only thing keeping CS:GO alive. skin betting is the only thing that makes people actually watch tier 2 and 3 teams.
never seen a company hate money as hard as valve do.
RIME
ON
PANEL
RIME ON CAMERA
GET THOSE MEMES READY
MANAGED TO RECOVER ALL MY ITEMS LADS
YOU HAD ME WORRIED FOR A WHILE
>>148372809
valve gets less money in the long run the more their players get scammed
THICC
EYEBROWS
SOME
VERY
STRANGE
DUTCH
PEOPLE
>>148372746
I played overwatch for about a week and then got really fucking bored of it. It's an extremely shallow experience especially compared to something like tf2.
Excuse my ignorance, but is it common to fumble with your dick when you're nervous in murica?
>>148373061
>implying cc&c, a good christian boy, is touching himself
>>148373061
Not just fumbling with the dick, he's doing the classic sexually-frustrated leg-shake.
What a turbovirgin.
>I won't be able te get the usual 250 USD from TI betting
REEEEE
How do i build on Luna nowadays gulag ?
Treads/Aquila/HotD/S&Y/BKB ?
>>148373061
>>148373061
Goofus detected
>>148373231
fuck i do that often too
am i a turbovirgin
elmayo
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
does BTS know that parodies are supposed to have some comedy in them?
>>148372930
i dont think you understand the mentality of a retard who gets scammed
>>148373312
>sny on the fastest character in the game
>sny in general
>>148373425
Don't do it, you look like an aspie.
Whats the point of this video?
the fuck is this
WHY IS DOTARD 2 SO GAAAAYYY
>>148373640
WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR
that was pure reddit cancer
if you laughed at that leave my thread now
whos the trap in the fnatic jersey?
>>148373485
Not going to lie, LD is looking good nowadays. Godz, on the other hand, has been getting a golem belly.
Respect to LD for getting fit.
Guess he no longer is fat and a jew and a fat jew after all.
>>148368458
You missed Evany with her tank top..goddamn.
>>148373640
the jew probably thinks he's funny or something
>>148373640
memes
HOW DID THEY GET HARRY KANE TO COMMENTATE ON THE SUMMIT
Looks like LDs been lifting for a while, good for him.
so everyone here would suck cc&(better than miracle)c's dick right?
what went wrong?
>>148373998
106 lh in 33 minutes
>>148373886
I'm pretty sure he can afford a personal trainer with all the money they've been making
I mean look at the house plus the actual studio. In fucking LA
They're loaded now
who is that white grill in the fnatic tshirt
Mushi's gf/victim?
Cr1t, Universe
best players in the world
carry cucks absolutely BTFO
fnatic win 2-1 to OG calling it now
screencap this post
>>148374319
CHOTTO MATTE???
> le perfect location man
OG got the first game
>>148374319
Zai > Universe
He is at least as good in the offlane AND plays #4 on top of that.
I'm so sick and tired of people picking juggernaut in my games. What a shit carry.
>It's a Rime tries to be funny episode.
well not watching this monobrow autist.
>>148374660
imo playing pos 4 takes a lot of skill.
Team depends on you a lot
>Walk up to medium camp see this
What do?
g-guys does this mean betting is dead too?
or it's just websites where people pool their items?
Majors are cancelled you entitled shits, enjoy your dead game.
>>148374660
Universe used to play support you fucking fuck
reason why po4 are the most important players is because they start the fights in this meta
When are they finally gonna disable hats for pro games?
I hope this 3+ way cast stops before the game, it's awful to listen to
OG 2-1 screencap dis
Can someone play Dota on Ubuntu Gnome 16? pls respond
>>148375039
Yes
>>148374793
wh y teh fuck is he even there ??
>>148375039
keep your autism to yourself please
>>148373626
Doing as I post this.
>>148375039
I played dota on ubuntu like in 2013, don't know why it shouldn't work now.
>>148375039
yeah you can play Dota on most Linux distros
I have played on Xubuntu 14.04 and 16.04, it has solid performance, if not better than Windows.
I would also suggest you kill yourself if you choose to use gnome. What a terrible desktop environment
>>148375178
do you do it in public too?
>Medusa ban
So we've gotten to this point, huh.
Man that OG draft is utterly disgusting, would not want to play against.
Wp fitjew (NOT LD)
Who is the guy with the most annoying voice ever in stream right now. My ears are bleeding.
>>148375297
Yes. I think.
>>148375130
>>148375181
>>148375252
ok thanks
wellp, im pretty much new on others os besides windows. I just want a confy OS anyway...
>>148375167
no
>>148375430
Well to answer your question from before, yes you're a turbovirgin.
Good luck on all your endeavours.
>>148375419
the one that sounds like envy if envy sounded10x worse than he does.
A GAME TO LOSE
WHENS PITLORD REEEEEEEEEE
Is that riki set with the red eyes one of the older ones? How much does it go for, about time I tuned up my cheeki reeki.
>>148375571
>My face when Miracle plays Tinker but wins
FIRST VALVE CANCELS MAJORS AND EVEYRONE WONDERS WHY
NOW WE KNOW, THEY ALREADY DECIDED TO PLUG OUT THE LIFE SUPPORT TO DOTA WITH THE HAT BETTING
VALVE GAVE UP ON YOUR SHIT GAME DOTARDS THEY ARE A AWFUL COMPANY UNLIKE BLIZZARD
>>148375703
lol
>>148375597
>>148375703
>FIRST VALVE CANCELS MAJORS AND EVEYRONE WONDERS WHY
Huh?
>>148375703
wait when did they cancel majors I've been gone for the past 12 hours
miracles dogshit
>>148375686
not that old but it's like 5 dollaridoos
>>148375783
>>148375840
leaked by a chinese dota website
valve are cancelling majors and remplacing them with something else but we don't know why
guessing we'll have more explanations during/after TI
>>148375958
Give a source or fuck off with your ancient chinese secret leaks.
>>148375856
THREE BY THREE TIMES TEN HUNDRED POINTS OF MATCHMAKING POINTS EKS DEE
>>148375856
kek
irony/10
based moon
>>148376062
not so based moon
>>148375958
they aren't cancelling majors
they are outsourcing them
so instead of X Major you'll have a big event organized by ESL, MLG, etc.
>>148376000
http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/511604-majors-might-be-cancelled-next-year-ehome-manager
cyborgfatt denied it tho but honestly who cares about this fat tube of lard
>>148376250
apologize
TINKERING ABOUT
>>148376331
only when you pay out the winnings you scammer
Is riki good for anything besides sniping couriers?
>>148376457
>AoE un-manta-able silence
>best mobile ward in the game
das about it son
>>148376331
This fat fuck is stealing dozens!
>>148376457
being a nuisance to the opposing mid laner making them tilt
also the economic impact of forcing enemy supports use valuable gold on detection
Why are 3 literal nobodies casting this game?
>esports on
>dead thread
This is why EG and Secret are important and these teams are not.
>>148376331
sorry jabba
>>148376693
because grandgrant paid 500 dollars for them to be there
>>148376570
I miss the days when I would go riki mid, farm 2 wraith bands, pt, mom, and just go murder shitters
>>148376705
I didn't even know the event was going on. This is what happens when it's an NA tournament.
>>148376762
truly ld is a mastermind jew
he reached a point in life where people are paying HIM to do his work instead of the other way around.
>>148376705
EG and Secret are going to crash and burn. Zai already making excuses for the players joining other teams after a disastrous performance.
If any bet sites are still open, betting against EG and Secret will yield many bugattis
>>148376935
There was an all-chinese team tournament going on last night and it was still dead as fuck. There was a yuro online tourney yesterday and it was dead as well until the update hit.
>>148377045
>betting against EG and Secret will yield many bugattis
ABOUT THAT...............
What's up with this midas raptor meme? His ult scaling isn't good enough to justify it, his aghs does tho, so why waste almost half your scepter on it? Once you have maxed glimpse and kinetic you've pretty much maxed out your usefulness.
Does anyone have the meme meta movie poster for 6.87 and 6.88? This is the latest one I have
>>148377045
>If any bet sites are still open, betting against EG and Secret will yield many bugattis
>betting
is for degenerates
(true for real life too)
if you bet you're an absolute shitstain who deserves to die and probably will because gambling is for mentally disabled people
> mfw valve releases own in-client betting
>>148377226
poorfag detected
>>148377226
>missing on FREE money
it's like you don't want to buy every single game for FREE
>tb radiance
>blink into aghs tide
am i missing something
>>148376693
foggeds been to ti like 3 times
rime is rime, if you dont know who he is you dont belong here
cc&c was on fdl and rimes their coach so hes sitting there
>>148377294
no i'm actually well off
only poor shits bet and it ruins their lives
>but i'm smarter than the average person xd
no you're not
if you bet you might as well end your life right now
>>148376983
Jews do that. They ruin things for everyone else, and then when people need services to protect them from ruined things, Jews are only too ready to provide a service to cater for that.
LMFAO
that ping
>n0tail playing Terrorblade like Naga Siren
uhh
>>148377294
>>148377349
children with no income besides begging mom for steamcards detected
>the only player that is messing up constantly is the only american on the team
can't make this shit up lmao
>>148377170
here's the collection, nothing for 6.88 yet, maybe something will be made after TI6
never seen the one you posted though guessing its 6.85
>>148377402
as I said
literal nobodies
remember when the summit actually had pro players casting games? not these random redditors who already cast everything else. it was pretty much the only good thing about the tournament
>>148377402
fogged is actual dogshit that is shoehorned in tournaments where they can't find affordable """"talent""""
rime is nobody
cc&c is nobody
>>148377525
>mememids never die
pretty sure we use a different one for that patch
Is ember spirit a bigger farm vacuum than Tinker?
>>148377465
again if you're watching the games and not doing it you're just missing on free money
it has nothing to do with your current income or bank account (which are both fine thank you for your concern)
>>148377538
>>148377613
here, let me redirect you to somewhere where people will agree with you
>>>/reddit/
>>148377525
yeah there's 2 for 6.85 in the collection including "Saving Fucking Retards" which imo is the best of all. Here's one of the 6.87 posters
>>148377734
XD HE DOESNT AGREE WITH ME SO HES LEEDIT
kill yourself my man
>it's a notail and moon get carried to another tournament win episode
really getting tired of these ones tbqhwy
>Rime is casting
muted that shit so fast as soon as I heard his voice
>>148377525
>that tanks one
Absolute kek, cheers anon
>>148377839
>XD HE DOESNT AGREE WITH ME SO HES LEEDIT
>kill yourself my man
>>>/reddit/
>>148377712
I make 100 of ACTUAL dollaroo money trading crypto for a couple hours each day, you'll have better luck trying to impress someone with skin-betting back at middle school, kiddo.
how is OG making it seem so easy?
>>148377878
queue lelouch tard and his notail autismo boy gifs
>>148377931
Do you have fedoras FOR your fedoras?
>S&Y Radiance TB
Is this how you build him these days?
>>148377745
GUYS GIVE ME THE META HEROES OF 6.88 I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE
>>148378039
when tinker is carrying you yes
>>148378049
ET penix void
>>148377994
> said the skin-bettor
lmfao @ yo lyfe
>>148378049
alright dude
terrorblade, lifestealer, timbersaw, phoenix, slark, tinker are the most prominent ones off the top of my head
>>148377931
I'm not trying to impress anyone and as I said, if you're already watching competitive dota it's not like it's taking time.
So basically you're trying to impress me while comparing you spending hours trading and me having a hobby and getting money out of it.
>>148378049
wait for TI6, I made the 6.87 before manila but ended up changing it a lot after.
Meta is still not defined right now. 6.88b has balanced the game even more.
>>148377745
The collection? How do I access it?
>>148378049
ET
Phoenix
Void
TB
Jugg
Sven
Invoker
Timbersaw
Lion
Do your best anon
>>148378049
desu u might as well plaster an OG banner and call it a day
first phoenix, then et now sd it seems.
Heroes which OG play = THE meta
>>148378228
Never mind I feel pretty silly now
>>148378218
> getting money
ayyyyyyyyy
people who sell 0mmr accounts also "make money", doesn't mean they aren't utter retards whose life is going nowhere
>>148378228
these are all of the ones I have.
https://imgur.com/a/lfHds
>those sideburns
lmfao kill yourself my man
inb4 its A LE MEME XD
>>148378447
dude this isn't my job, this is just something I do alongside watching competitive dota which is a hobby
again, no need to worry about my income or my bank account
>Its a Rime stares at the floor when he speaks episode
is this pink haired girl there for ANY REASON besides being fucking eye candy
fuck you BTS you money hungry fuckers
OG should rename their team to FDL.
Their teamwork is stellar and unlike other teams they look like they were actually friends not just a constitution.
>>148377938
Because it is easy for OG.
>>148376705
betting is banned now
>The Summit is literally NA DotA: The Whos meetup
When did notail become a fatty? Why isn't he my qt twink anymore?
>>148378623
She's obviously someone's girlfriend you autist.
>>148378585
> worry about my income or bank account
of which you have neither
>>148378049
riki
tb
timber
>>148378645
u sure>? I just bet on a cs game
>ppd's girlfriend slotharina is there
>he's not
we remember what happened at the last LAN
http://i.imgur.com/2DbfT8M.jpg
>>148378649
no shit sherlock.
this your first time watching?
>>148378472
Thanks anon
>>148378721
they broke up I believe
story on the pic?
>>148378721
and who the fuck is that supposed to be
>>148378049
>tfw they shriek when they see you
>>148378721
He cheated on her and they broke up three months ago.
>>148378721
I bet Moon and Demon will tagteam that slut at the next TI and send Peter the pics before the grand final. NAdota would never recover.
>>148378843
Slotherina was the old gf, he has a new gf that looks like his sister.
>131 mb update
what is it
WHAT IS IT
have you guys seen the latest memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoZRtewhgUE
UPDATING
>UPDATING
PITLORD
>PITLORD
UPDATING
>UPDATING
PITLORD
>PITLORD
UPDATING
>UPDATING
PITLORD
>PITLORD
UPDATING
>UPDATING
PITLORD
>PITLORD
UPDATING
>UPDATING
PITLORD
>PITLORD
>>148378990
NO
THING
>>148378706
no you didnt
>>148378990
memes
>>148379053
watching LD try to act or pretend to be excited makes me want to crawl into my fridge and die
>>148378721
what kind of a fucking name is Slotherina, sounds like unappealing disgusting shit.
Also
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>>148379053
>Godz actually looks good n his meme outfit
>>148378721
PPD has no taste
Question
Does Dota pros live together in some kind of gamer house or are they constantly travelling so they just live in hotels? Or do they still live in their mothers basements despite being millionaires?
>>148379143
csgl is still up and running
https://csgolounge.com/
click on any game and you can see the bets being placed
>>148379412
He's just short and kind of dumpy and figures that's the best he can do.
>>148379468
>despite being millionaires?
Less than a handful of dota pros are millionaires.
Everybody else's life is a pay cheque to pay cheque struggle.
