Digital Dreamer Edition
>ESA
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon
>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
- reddit.com/r/samandtolki
dead
die cosmo
I would really prefer
Anime girl dreaming of WR
youtube.com/watch?v=Oji_TQOBag8
reminder
>tfw memes went too farnhentai.net/g/168807/
cosme's quick descent into total insanity is the only thing keeping this thread alive
WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S EPIC /v/ster HERE IM GONNA BE THE NEXT BIG SPEEDRUNNER WHAT HOT GAME SHOULD I RUN OoT OR MARIO LIKE FAV AND SUBSCRIBE CAUSE IM THE BEST AT GAMES
>>148128997
Who wore it better?
my mind begins to wander...
>>148129543
>not a new IP
weak
>>148129586
Lebron
>>148129543
God i fuckign HATE /v/irgins coming into the speedrunning general after GDQs. They keep interrupting my tranny posting.
halfcoordinated is streaming, pretty fun.
>>148128997
>>148128793
you guys better be watching our boi hippie right now
>>148129952
fuck that guy
somebody should beat all his records with 2 hands and constantly say talk about how easy it was
reddit would blow up
>>148130231
He's not that bad of a streamer, I think he just got overwhelmed by all the faggy donations at GDQ.
Also good luck beating his records, even two handed he only plays games with mappable controls, so it's not really any different from playing two handed.
https://twitter.com/cincinanc/status/752335046200193024?s=09
>>148130535
speedbois are so easily manipulated
Fucking Shadow Wood route is impossible to remember and there are 2 levels that are so god fucking damn labyrinthine.
At least I learned the fucking 'mountain' level
>>148131523
nice dude another hexamaniac
Anyone have pics of the girl in the couch during Children of the Light run?
She was pretty cute.
>Most communities don't use Any% now
Never in my life have I heard something so blatently untrue and deluded.
>>148131950
>girl
>>148132186
come on, really?
>>148130535
dae remember when f was a pureboi last year and had the wr but still did runs to improve the record every day and srg didnt post about him?
now he has a countdown clock for when he recieves his first STI. what the fuck went wrong
>>148131623
I'm not a dude.
inb4 >t.ranny
>>148132710
ya trying to take the piss outta me ya fakken white cunt?
You're a dude, dude
Did something funny happened this year at GDQ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
damn it sucks being a n64 speedrunner in yurop
the vc versions of games are easy to get sure, but i hate the gc controller for n64 games
stick is waay to sensitive and i hate pressing L/R all the way down past the click for it to register as a button press
furryyiffer can you ask slayer to stream monster hunter soon?
>>148133128
ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
im sorry if you missed the threads when it happened
>>148133131
ebay, bitch.
>ywn lock cronikeys in your basement and force her to cam for /srg/
<swordofseals> Back in 2014, my run was compared against another runner. Another runner who was running on emulator and had a significantly better run than mine, but it was impaled due to a loading disadvantage.
<swordofseals> My run was publically shamed alongside his.
<odin_sinuous> Wait are you serious?
<swordofseals> They made fun at how I played the game and how inferior I was, and that I was only good because I'd been playing a long time and I had a loading advantage.
<odin_sinuous> The fk
<swordofseals> I have only beaten that run by 5 seconds in 2 years.
<ssbmspyro> that kind of showed just how toxic the Crash community can be
<swordofseals> That run turns 2 years old on July 14th.
<swordofseals> I still remember it like it were yesterday.
<swordofseals> I have long driven turmoil with this game.
<mzangis> yeah, i'm pretty sure I saw you during that run
<thinkstheclown> Who is they?
<swordofseals> I don't point fingers at the game for the sheer sake of it.
<swordofseals> They? A large majority of the Crash runners among with several irrelevant stream monsters.
<swordofseals> Times have changed since then.
<thinkstheclown> No one we care about.
<swordofseals> People are a lot more mature and differences have been settled.
<swordofseals> However, I forgive. Not forget.
<swordofseals> I can't let this event go.
<mzangis> oh they were super wrong, that was a godly run
<swordofseals> It's severely impaled my self esteem, self confidence and self worth.
<swordofseals> Well, evidently not.
<swordofseals> I admit I was outplayed, but it hurt me.
<swordofseals> And I still haven't recovered.
>>148133131
huh, my based ess adapter fixes both of those problems.
anyway you can import a superior american console for not that much money, and ed64 is cheaper now too. get a multisync crt that plays pal and ntsc. or just do what all the other europoors do and play on emulator.
>>148133487
stop posting this irrel bullshit
>>148133336
yeah i guess
i want to speedrun starfox 64 rn but aiming sucks on gc
maybe i should just get used to it
>>148133628
dude you gotta tell me about this adapter
how/where do i get it and what does it do?
>>148133487
Sword was a normal person back when he ran MKWii timetrials, look at what speedrunning does to you kids.
>>148133870
It just changes the deadzone of the joystick in a specific way like all adapters do. You have to contact some guy on ZSR for it.
>>148133987
>It just changes the deadzone of the joystick in a specific way like all adapters do.
Exactly. Why do people think using an ESS adapter is cheating when ZFG's gamecube to n64 adapter is perfectly legitimate?
If you think changing the deadzone of the original joystick for that console is cheating, why would you using any adapter? They literally all change the deadzone.
>>148133870
it's not really sold like on an ebay store, just made by a guy on ZSR in waves (ie, whenever he feels like making more).
it has four stick mapping settings, one for oot, mm, sm64, and finally the GC versions of oot and mm (which use the same emu software so the mapping is the same). It makes the control stick behave more closely to how it would on a real n64, with more accurate range and a smaller deadzone. But using a raphnet GC controller adapter on an n64 (what ZFG uses) is still much better for ess position, because the deadzone is even smaller. you can also make the triggers behave like the GC version on VC (50% analog press) or the VC version on GC (full press). 50% press is almost always better to use.
>"I only believe in using official releases of games for speedruns because emulation and 3rd party releases are unofficial and invalid."
>*plugs in raphnet adapter.*
>>148134664
>*plugs in 3rd party memory card with faster loading*
Reminder cosmo is a piece of shit
>>148134664
>new VC release comes out that has a little less lag and obsoletes hundreds of runs
>oot community celebrates
>>148135025
>super metroid players agree to play on snes
smirking_behemoth_holding_classic_controller.jpg
>>148129586
the girl
i wish soe would sit on my face desu
>>148132356
>first
Come on. He's a Swede. He has already had at least two from the resident Somalis.
>>148135025
Sig implies in his post that the only reason they play on N64-J is because that's what other people play on, and that only started because Japanese runners wouldn't play on anything that isn't in Japanese and JP VC is patched and slower.
Yet now that the Japanese community is basically irrelevant, the idiots are still cucked into playing on the slower version.
the dead zone......
the rules............the rules!
can i post an image?
>>148137162
>>148136686
>now that the Japanese community is basically irrelevant
You're so fucking retarded it hurts
>the idiots are still cucked into playing on the slower version.
The n64 version is the better version, anyone who is actually good at the game will tell you this.
Speedrunning is about mechanically optimizing a game. The timer is just how we measure this. Faster loading screens are artificial and meaningless time save. If you want hardware to do your speedrunning for you, download an input file and play the TAS on your emulator.
>>148137230
>>148133384
cronikey is batshit crazy https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/752541884556468224
Someone please tell me what this stupid fucking ud3 shit is. I can't find results on google.
>>148137230
>>148137596
>everyone looking at the autistic camera man and laughing
>>148137539
>batshit crazy
>The #BlackLivesMatter protesters & leftist allies are all "useful idiots" helping to bring in a larger, communist world government. Stop it!
She's right, where is the "crazy" part about this?
>>148133051
I'm a dude, she's a dude, you're a dude, we're all dudes, hey!
>>148136686
>Sig implies in his post that the only reason they play on N64-J is because that's what other people play on, and that only started because Japanese runners wouldn't play on anything that isn't in Japanese and JP VC is patched and slower.
This only confirms that the community should move to the VC release
and it shows that JP community has its head stuck up the arse, american runners of pretty much every 20th century game have to buy their games from japan and they dont complain
>>148134664
>zfg
https://www.twitch dot tv/ausspeedrunmarathon
any1 else watching this? werster is running a lot of games judging by the schedule here https://horaro.org/ausspeedrunmarathon
bonesaw and patty literally saved speedrunning this sgdq. other than his run, the entire event was filled with monotone commentary and bad game play. not to mention all the trannys and furrys invading the marathon. gdqs are becoming more and more a safe space for mentally ill people, so the jak and daxter run was a nice reminder that the runners have the control not the staff. the more people realize they dont have to watch what they say and just be themselves, the more fun gdqs will get.
>>148137391
>The n64 version is the better version
It's not.
Have you guys ever sat in on a musician during a serious practice session?
If you think speedrunning is the most repetitive and autistic hobby, I've got news for you lol
>>148137754
WAAAHHH
>>148138134
It's objectively the best version you feloniously stupid cunt.
>>148138206
>ironic racism
epic
https://youtu.be/q6jdnk5jnRY
>>148138306
>objectively
I'm dying senpai
>>148138378
Yes, it's objectively the best version. Very good. You're learning.
>>148137539
More like twitter is being manipulated geez, fucking white males I swear.
furryyiffer can you ask soe to stream a comfy mgr run (a tutorial for sam would be cool)
Are the donation incentives rigged?
I was watching the VOD for the pokemon blue glitchless challenge, the guy said he had been training all week for that, so if the donation incentive wasn't met, would it all be for nothing?
I just gotta say 1 thing dawg
Cran done changed the muhphuqqin game, yo
If u dont kno now u kno niggaaa
>>148140040
no one here has any evidence one way or the other.
>>148140190
awful meme, kill yourself headcrab.
>>148140040
a good majority of the time they're sure-shot things, at least when it comes to additional/bonus games. Regular incentives fail quite often though.
and they train for it before they offer it, then continue training it.
>>148138519
cronikeys is a qt boy
https://youtu.be/vQbrudZ-KmU?t=15m43s
Where were you when Piticarus exposed the GDQ?
can you guys (furryyiffer) ask slayer to finally get the fc3 commentary done?
>>148140574
at home drinking brain fluid
>>148140574
did mike ban him from future marathons?
>>148140535
has anyone ever seen her qt benis?
>ywn dress cronikeys up like the bimbo she is at heart and force her to service men in a strip club bathroom
>>148141413
>ywn
>every single run is on youtube less than 48 hours after the marathon ended
based FUCKING ua
>>148141537
>ywn shave every hair off her body and then force her into a latex bodysuit and glue it shut
>>148141695
gdq shills out
>>148142068
>appreciate someone's hard work
>must be a shill
>>148137754
die you stupid fucking marxist cuck
>>148140040
i guess it would be all for nothing but i don't think there ever was a bonus game incentive that wasn't met
they always advertise them a lot when they are about to come up to get people hyped and if thats not enough they got the good old "anonymous" $1000 donations
anyone know where I can get a copy of the original typing of the dead? it's not on steam or gog and I'm white so I dont steal things.
>>148142262
not wanting African-Americans to be killed isn't marxist /pol/tard
>>148142398
BLM is funded by communist jew George Soros. Cronikeys is 100% right
>>148142176
>being genuinely excited to watch runs at a gdq
>genuinely believing the gdq is a quality event
it's time for you to go back. see you in 6 months.
>>>/v/
>>148142598
>EVERYTHING IS GEORGE SOROS'S FAULT
based tinfoil retard
>>148138339
>ironic
>racism
Fuck off already.
>>148142396
You could be smart and just download it from theisozone.com/downloads/pc/windows-games/the-typing-of-the-dead-pc/
Or you could be the retard you likely are and buy a scratched up copy without case/manual for like 50 bucks off Ebay.
>>148142396
You can't. Not legitimately anyway on PC. Best bet is buying a dreamcast, with a keyboard, and the game.
>>148142752
based as heck. thanks. the Overkill game is awful to play
>>148138339
holy shit nagleria looks like a fat autist
>>148142660
You have no argument, shut the fuck up
>>148142821
overkill isn't so bad. I do wish they brought the original out though. They could literally just shove the exe and a folder in there and people would buy it for $10.
>>148143049
This is pretty rich coming from the guy who's entire rationale that the ebil joos did it is 'because I said so'
>>148137950
Both Reddit faggots, >>>/out/
>>148143274
>coming from a guy using african-americans non-ironically
>>148143274
>because i said so
you dumb cuck, you believe everything the tv tells you, but someone who has their own opinions you treat with skepticism
>>148143690
>you should treat television with skepticism
>but you should believe everyone's special snowflake opinions
I hope one day you'll understand how retarded you are.
anyone ever bothered with speedrunning Underrail?
>>148144153
not a very good game for it, but by all means feel free to try. There's plenty of way to exploit shit i'm sure.
>>148144016
it's called research dumbass
>>148144597
>i do so much reading and research
This general is about Narcissa, not about niggers. Return to topic. Shitposters.
>>148145334
Can we make it about edobeaner instead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixc96GoJEBM
>>148145719
![f67245e7_o[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qj5TnWL.jpg "f67245e7_o[1].png")
>>148145719
>>148143690
>you believe everything the tv tells you
Yes, because retarded conspiracy theorists and trannies are much more reliable sources you fucking faggot enabler
>>148138502
explain why
the VC version is faster and more accessible
>>148145719
She's obnoxious and why are like 90% of speedautists head over heels into japan
>>148146029
I hate faggots
>>148146189
Then why are you here?
>>148146187
Weeaboos
>>148146189
then stop siding with trannykeys you retarded cuck
who here /jerkingofftocronikeys/?
>>148146323
Cronikeys is based
sup y'all ima talk about some fuckin' pokemon an anime sheeut in ebonics cuz dem white nerdy niggas love when niggaz do that shit desu senpai
if i remove my genitals and wear a fursuit will the speedrun gods bless me with green splits?
Whatever happened to the little half life homo from the last GDQ who immediately tried to cash in and got ass mad about ad block?
>>148147076
no one cares about him any more. he is was and will always be awful
>>148147076
he couldn't take anything larger than 5 inches so he was immediately dropped by every respectable man
>>148146829
No, but you're chances of getting into a GDQ, and getting pounded by some ugly nerds will skyrocket.
>>148146829
It would be extremely fast.
http://ask.fm/nkroof
>>148146572
based on what
>ywn force cronikeys to live in a pile of her own shit and piss for a month as punishment for being a dumb slut
>>148146572
cronikeys is just an attentionwhore pretending to like trump to get retards to follow him
>>148148493
>him
transphobia is not tolerated in /srg/. Kindly leave.
>>148148793
xir*
>>148149072
>>148148793
>>148148493
>>148148364
cronikeys pls go
>>148147704
only attention whores have ask.fms desu
>>148150343
>calling naeg an attention whore
ok bud
>>148150646
go away naeg
>>148150646
he literally is though
twitch tv narcissawright/v/50972168?t=01m33s
<3 I really like this highlight unironically
just realized we even had this general after watching sgdq
so are all of you guys transsexual freaks or what?
no were all gay...
>>148152559
pretty much.
then there's the guy who thinks the reptilian shapeshifter jews control the food supply.
>>148152559
ofc
>>148152689
you're not free if you don't grow your own.
>>148152559
i'm trans-anime
>>148152689
cause they don't lol xd!
>>148152559
T R A N S I T I O N
>makes a new 100m track on a 20 degree decline
>easily gets world record when compared to runners on a flat ground
How stupid are you flat ground idiots not to run on the fastest version?
>>148151118
I feel bad for her
>>148153946
medievil
>>148153946
>i don't understand geometry
>>148153946
>>148154378
[grabs popcorn and waits]
>>148154378
What is it you are trying to tell me?
>>148154378
>meter
look at this scrub he runs the pal version
>>148153030
I was a 26 year old speedrunner before I was transformed into a loli.
>>148154378
That's the cosine you dumbass
![1452145352833[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4IXEIfS.png "1452145352833[1].png")
what's the best DK speedgame?
>>148155537
dude I shaved mine this morning it's like 8" so ya gotta stretch it when it's flaccid to get all the little hairs near the base really good for ULTRA SMOOTHNESS
>>148155487
dkc1
>>148153946
notice how none of the VCheaters have anything to refute this besides a picture with wrong geometry that doesn't even adress the point
>>148155487
tropical freeze
>>148156047
meme game
medievil
>>148156787
If you played it you'd know it's the best
medievil
medievil
What is most common in the speedrunning community: depression, autism or gender dysmorphia?
>>148153878
where did you get this picture of Mr. Marks?
>>148158139
autism no question
>tfw no tetris bf
>>148158139
gender
The autistic faggots left after the first normie invasion. Now it's all about being some weird hugbox.
![bCfbwHH[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/zEYurUj.png "bCfbwHH[2].png")
>>148158139
Those are just three forms of the same thing.
People are depressed, so they take up speedrunning because it allows them to shut themselves off from the outside world.
Once they start, only autists continue grinding milliseconds off of meme games that no one cares about.
When they ultimately get bored and btfo by superior runners or John Numbers, they turn tranny and live out their remaining years as an insufferable, entitled prick.
Pic very much related.
>>148158139
Gender in my opinion. If you have time to replay a game hundreds of times, you have far too much time to consider things that ultimately do not matter, like your gender.
>>148158434
Reminder that NKR felt depressed, took up speedrunning, and then jumped out of the way of the tranny train by quitting speedrunning.
>>148158916
nkr and a tranny circlejerk in a chatroom that claims to have the name of this thread on discord
>>148158434
cosmo is a piece of shit
>>148158434
hey fuck you cosmo you little faggot I bet you want to turn into a girl huh retard
I was at SGDQ and I counted nearly 20 different trannies. That is also about the number of actual women there as well
someone post cosmo dancing to above it all
My theory on transgenders is the term transtrenders. It's just the new fad like emo was 10 years ago. Free victim status, tons of attention, and nobody can ever tell you you're wrong without being an evil transphobe. But unlike emo, it's going to result in a shitload of suicides once all the people on HRT grow out of it and realize they've fucked their bodies beyond repair.
Speedrunning is a form of attention whoring, so if you expose yourself to it for too long you start gradually transforming into the ultimate form of attention whore: a female.
reaffirms my theory that transgenderism is linked to boredom
Whats a platformer that has a lot of interesting movement tech that is not Super Mario 64?
>>148159486
>Speedrunning is a form of attention whoring
very true
Is Battleblock Theater 100% at AGDQ 2015 the greatest GDQ run of all time? If not, what is?
>>148159569
mischief makers
>>148159569
super metroid
>>148159632
Medievil
>>148159165
but they are over represented at gdqs compared to the general speedrunning scene because those events are attention whore city
>>148159165
were any of them attractive?
what's the possibility of speedrunning pokemon go?
>>148159671
How well does it emulate?
what if i come here
>>148160415
Well enough to learn the basics but not to become really good i'd say.
It lags horrible in certain spots and you pretty much need an n64 controller or something with a similar button layout to master the speedtech.
Think nosraef used to run it on emu and got a somewhat accaptable time.
I'd recommend you try it out on emulator but if you really like it you should definitively get it on console. Japanese carts are pretty cheap.
>>148160168
men can't be attractive
Medievil!!
>>148161236
>nos
>respectable anything
does anybody here happen to have the link or a pic of sig's old "approved speedgames" pastebin
not on his account and tried every google variation I could think of
>>148162220
I mean his time is 10 minutes behind wr so it's kinda bad but he's still better than everybody who picked up the game in like a year. I just used him as an example because he is the only one who ran on emulator as far as i know.
>>148162658
http://pastebin.com/10yBtCuW
>>148162658
http://pastebin.com/K8vLF1fq
Where my Furi bro at?
Just started playing, second boss, really enjoying this definitely gonna give it a run later.
Got any tips for when I eventually do hit that point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs7knmAeVVs
never thought i'd miss cosmo and his chinese cheat box
has he chopped his cock off yet?
>>148164270
he said he was quote "keepinf his dick" in one of his narcotic-induced pastebin rants.
>>148164270
>>148164418
"keeping the dick" should be slang for when someone says they're going to do something but are definitely going to back out
>trihex says he's going to set up speedrun breakdown but he's obviously keeping the dick
>>148163367
how do you guys watch this shit
>>148164787
add this to the urbandictionary mate
Look what our girl Croni has been up to. Unbelievably based!
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4sa12v/hair_needs_work_but_i_pretty_much_finished_this/
THE MEDIEVIL
>>148165479
based on what?
>>148165958
he's linking to thedonald so im gonna say dogshit
>>148164985
done. we'll see if they accept it
>>148166297
you're more of a faggot than a redditor. congrats
Holy shit the germench restreams are absolutely terrible
>>148134664
I'd buy a bunch of raphnet adapters and make a multi controller box, but I'm pretty sure most of the ones I'd want to use wouldn't work on an unpowered usb hub. That and I don't think there aren't any usb3.x hubs that utilise the additional power that can be provided by the 3.x ports. I'd kinda like one that acted like a powered usb2 hub, but was powered by a usb3 port, if that were possible.
>>148165479
>croni
you fucked up
>>148166526
okay
Who wants to fuck me at ESA
>>148167163
soe.....
>>148160312
it's not a game
>>148165479
This has nothing to do with speedrunning
>>148167286
how is it not a game?
Post old memes that the SGDQ newbois won't be able to understand.
>>148168912
no failure or win state
>>148169070
medievil
>>148169070
cannonless
>>148169070
medievil
>>148169070
>>148169070
>>148169070
>>148163276
o/
learn to parry and dodge, that's really it
>>148169070
>there are newbois in this thread that didn't witness /srg/ in its prime (hashd)
>>148169070
can u guys please go upvote my post thx
>>148169525
can you post a video of the best run of this game? i dont trust youtube
medievil
>>148169070
>>148169831
there aren't many tbqhfam
the best run i know is 43:19 by a speedrunner named spleeninator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_eQxOb4Ecc
![A9Tx12FCcAEJBGK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I6CkzzX.jpg "A9Tx12FCcAEJBGK[1].jpg")
streamers should put an announcement before they begin to not consume mass quantities of raw soy, don't even bring up the side effects of estrogen though
>>148170973
yeah!
Anons should I try soylent?
>>148170973
haha but it has no effect trust me i smoked weed a few times and i'm not retarded at all haha lol come on guys just be a degenerate like me
