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- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
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Friends with Octolings!
>>148111406
Am I doing it right?
Still alive edition
I don't think we'll survive to the Splatfest, much less after it
>>148111990
Yes.
Hello fellow squids. I'll start with the single player mode and after that i'll join ya.
>>148117597
Welcome, anon! Go with the gyro controls and have fun!
>>148117597
Best of luck anon
>deadline for stage's poll is tomorrow
>still hasn't received the mail
Anyone here who want to go for a squad?
NNID isLoguetta.
>>148122225
Here's a big ugly fucking Nintendo URL
http://t.em-news.nintendo.com/nl/jsp/m.jsp?c=%40O%2FH8j9eK9ZWYmEv6ksUd2eyW%2FiKVa77%2F8z5YUCplsxg%3D&eid=email_0_987169047_3ad70118
>>148113327
I WANT TO ADOPT LIL CALLIE AND MARIE
>>148125804
How did you manage to get it?
Carbon Roller is strongest weapon in game!
>>148125804
>sharing your one vote
that's kind but you realize that's a unique url at the bottom it says the last vote you put in is the one that gets counted
>>148122527
Still available?
Anybody have download links to Callie & Marie songs?
>>148117597
have fun
>>148114467
I think we've make it. After that, there really won't be any reason for me to browse this thread anymore... It's just so dead. I'll play the game, take some big steamy shits on the thread, and probably take my leave.
>>148135451
This is the deadest I've ever seen it
Maybe some other Americans can wake up and punch a little more life into it
Kicking callie right in the clit!
Here's the nnmimimi, folks. Today in 1921, former president Taft finally achieved his goal of becoming the Supreme Court Chief Justice. The poor guy never wanted to become president... His wife just nagged him into it. His true interest laid in law. When he was president, he really didn't give a fuck! He never gave it his all, and he was made fun of for being such a fatass... Oh well. Nonetheless, he is the only person to ever happen to lad both offices, which is quite the accomplishment!
>>148136584
>only person to ever hold both offices
Whoops!
>>148136584
thanks dude
>>148136584
I'm guessing you're not the usual guy that does these, but great work.
which weapon is closest to a flamethrower
>>148137915
Aeromeme
>>148137915
Aerospray
Weapon that causes residual bleed damage when?
>>148135451
>>148118534
>>148119019
I just finished Octo Valley, my hands are a bit sore, but i can say that i got used to the controls and hot damn that final boss, tough bastard and hyped end!
Time for multiplayer!
>>148137915
Roller
>>148139631
shit that was fast
it took me a couple of days to finish sp
Why is Marie the cutest girl?
>>148139631
Final boss took me a while longer, congrats anon.
Welcome to the turf wars, have fun and remember to be a kid and a squid at all times.
Also, be patient when entering the weapons store.
>>148140503
Well, i just made a mad dash non-stop without much exploring the levels for scrolls still took me some time though.
>>148141205
He was kicking my ass. there were a couple of times we've hit each other but leading my by death and had to redo the fight all over again, but i got the hang of it and managed to beat him.
post yfw /ink/ is dead
I haven't played in a long time, have the weapons been balanced? Whats considered the better or best weapons?
>>148147257
it's a lot better now. the best weapons are the same they've always been, plus sspros and hydras
>>148147901
alright, thank you anon
>>148147065
Shiet
has anyone found out any cool squid/ect. facts from splatoon?
i just found out some cool stuff about an arowana
>>148154350
Search around single player too, theres random assed easter eggs all over the game
Literally Marie general, someone banned the Calliefags
has no one commented on how this splatfest is much longer yet
>>148160680
It's to make sure all the timezones have a good time window and that everyone gets to play it probably
LIVE
>>148138428
Acidic ink. Or gasp water-based paint
>>148125804
Hope this is from one of your alt accounts.
>>148140625
>and is kind
Not in muh Burgerstanland! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
remember that poor anon who said that /ink/ was the only place where he felt he belonged and was the reason why he hadn't killed himself yet (I may be exaggerating). I wonder how he's doing now....
>>148140625
god damn I always loved this comic
>>148171756
Man I don't want these feels
Wow, it's been almost half a year since I last visited /ink/.
Glad to see not much has changed.
>>148174823
that's a damn lie
this thread is a husk
it died so fast, too. it feels like not even two weeks ago this thread was doing pretty well. it was always slowly dying, but things have been accelerating lately. what caused this?
>>148175229
Last splatfest, probably.
Two months, I tell you, it will be two months when this game finally dies.
>>148175596
the whole game? I think it'll last longer than that.
>>148175786
Yeah, with 16 Japanese players and 5 other international players.
>>148175984
;_; we'll see
>>148175596
don't think any of the splatoon discords are ever going to go away.
>>148176050
What is it about Discord that makes it so popular?
>>148176259
just works
available on all platforms
>>148176476
I never understood the appeal of IRC channels, so I guess it explains my confusion.
>>148176878
Imagine posting on 4chan but no timer and captcha. It's a chatroom
>>148177687
I guess I just wasn't on the internet yet when chatrooms were popular.
>>148134092
Yeah, if you still wanna play.
>>148175596
We will have lasted longer than /mk8g/, so there's some comfort.
>>148178553
Mario Kart is more popular with children anyway, the game itself will probably outlast Splatoon.
>>148177913
They made more sense when people weren't always online like nowadays. You'd get the phoneline free, sit through a few minutes of connecting, and it'd be like showing up to a hangout with people greeting you and filling you in on what's been happening.
>>148178553
dude mk8g was still going strong this time last year (I think).
>>148178821
that sounds really cozy.
>>148178821
Damn, my early experiences with the Internet were always with stupid normie websites and shit.
Maybe I should join a Discord to recreate my lost enjoyment.
Inklings are purely for sexualization
And we're back
Sorry for the absence
Any translation requests?
Also, this
I love the way Asu draws Callie, she just looks so happy and adorable
P.S. The original comic has the last bubble in Hiragana, I didn't know what it was saying until I pronounced "bari suito" out loud and immediately looked down in shame
>>148180258
So what exactly got you banned?
>>148180409
Oh yes, and if you can't tell (it took me a second), Callie and Marie have both coincidentally set their lockscreens to the picture Marie took
>>148179169
if it's a splatoon discord, don't join the /ink/ one where thstsso is in charge.
>>148180506
bleh
>>148180752
I'm gonna miss those posts
>>148180752
I was wondering why I hadn't seen that around lately.
>>148180752
Lol you finally learned your lesson, huh shitposter?
>>148181025
He probably learns his lesson as much as that sniffposter in /fgg/ does.
>>148180258
>>148180409
NON
CANON
CANCER
>>148180258
yes what is "callie and marie are not dating they are not friends they hate each other they are worst enemies they will not be returning in splatoon 2" in japanese
>>148180521
Um... cute?
I guess Japs find appeal in much stupider things than us.
>>148181846
I think the appeal is that Callie gets so riled up and happy over such a simple thing
Obviously it's not considered a "romantic gesture" to have matching lockscreens in Japan
So what have you done/are doing on the anniversary of Iwata's Deathday /ink/?
Relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YMOLFkDP0
>>148182287
That was yesterday you cunt.
>>148182365
Iwata isn't a Eurocuck anon.
>>148182365
No one celebrated his death on /ink/ yesterday either though.
>>148182287
Was it really so soon after release? Man, time flies.
>>148181414
>>148181414
ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー
>>148147065
>tfw /ink/ is as dead as Iwata that no one noticed that the servers are down
Remember when /ink/ used to be alive like in this video? It's like literally looking at the remnants of a ghost. >>148182287
>>148182484
he's... japanese...
>>148182782
>/ink/ is as dead as Iwata
oh fuck off
>>148182287
literally who
nobody fucking cares
post more lewd inklings
>>148182747And because of archive.moe committing sudoku, those memories of Iwata's death and early game Splatoon on 4chan are forever gone.
>>148182841
Prove me wrong by telling me how many squads are active on this thread anon :^)
>>148182841
You should look back over the post counts the last two days. This is the deadest /ink/ has ever been.
>>148182769
Kek
This guy >>148182958 is living proof that /ink/ is as dead as Iwata.
You cannot deny this. The last step of grievance is acceptance.
>>148183182
Only just realized those are Marie's hands wiping away Callie's tears
Aww.
>>148182971fireden has everything, check it out if you'd like to remember
>>148181986
I guess there are just much more interesting topics to make a comic about.
do you think that /nxink/ will be as good as /ink/ was?
>>148183409
Wow, you're right, I didn't expect Fireden to save the day.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/Splatoon/type/op/start/2015-05-01/end/2015-07-01/order/asc/
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/102947375/#102947375Look how much better /ink/ was back thenwhen Iwata was still alive..
>>148182287
I remembered the time before Scarth became a meme and Tim became a supermeme.
who is the first person on your friend list, /ink/
mine isscarth
>>148184169
who and who
>>148183573
Like what?
I always like to hear cute ideas
>>148184392
Probably my brother, is there a way to view it online?
How do you guys hold the gamepad? I switched to motion controls a while ago, and I don't think I've seen my accuracy improve. I also still use the stick a lot when I want to make left and right turns.
>>148185590
I think that the only way to see it is by looking at your wii u's friendlist app. it's sorted by the date you added them
>>148185964
I play hunched over with my elbows on my knees/thighs
>>148185964
i don't think there's a particularly unique way to hold it, but i rest it on my knees and tilt it upwards slightly
i've found that motion controls only makes moving around more fluid, so if your accuracy is already shit then there shouldn't be that much of a difference if you're used to stick controls.
>>148184587
Marie coaxing Callie, who is afraid of heights, to go skydiving with her?
Marie is feeling depressed and unfulfilled one day and Callie makes her feel better just by being in her presence?
Callie and Marie get mugged in an alley by some urchin guy on their way home from work and they collectively beat the ever living shit out of him?
They try one of those double-ended dildos?
They both talk about how they've noticed fewer and fewer Inklings are participating in Turf Wars, and wonder how much longer they can stay popular after the industry has slowed down?
Anything that's more than "lol samesies".
>>148185964
I use the motion controls for looking up and down and finely adjusting my aim. Looking left and right is still down to the sticks.
>>148186674
marie is the one who is afraid of heights though
>>148186904
Callie makes it very obvious on Towers that she's very very afraid of heights. I can't remember if Marie stated she was too.
>>148181115
>>148181414
>>148181846
>>148183573
i think it's cute
why you have to be rude
Looks like the Calliefan(s) are back, it was fun posting Marie while it lasted
>>148187375
You can still post Marie
>>148187118
this
>>148187375
>all the Calliefag posting was one person
Don't worry
>>148187375
Can't stop me
>>148187438
no he can't
>>148187629
stop
>>148187118
It is cute, but making a scene about having the same wallpaper is something only very young girls would appreciate. There are much more interesting things you could have them do.
>>148187730
i appreciate it
>>148187438
We cannot
If we post Marie the mean Calliefag will say we have shit taste and should kill ourselves
>>148187895
I have... never done that
>>148188023
You're not that Calliefag then
Congratulations
>>148187375
>>148187895
>>148188471
>>148187895
fuck off my dude
>>148188590
Please don't hate me
I just think Marie is cute
>>148111336
this
>>148189807
anon dont bother the discord is dead
everyone is moving to other stuff now like pokemon,monster hunter generations,etc
>>148190626
GIVE ME A GOD DAMN INVITE
>>148190698
>>148190626
fine faggots here you go
https://discord.gg/bqApK
its dead tho
>>148190756
why are you so rude rainy
>>148191058
full of jess blogging about anime like anyone gives a shit about her garbage opinions
>>148191143
Don't be so jealous tia
>>148191058
:^) rainy go ahead
>thread starts getting more posts
>they're shitposts
every time, be careful what you wish for
>>148191449
the only thing that made the discord bearable was filtering jess, tia, and the underage faggots (iwoomy, dezly, etc). now it's so dead that if you filter then you filter everyone lmao
>>148191303
And at the same time translatoranon got released from his ban.
Use your brain, he's the only one that posted Callie since his ban was lifted. The threads were civil while he was banned. He was the shitposter the entire time.
>>148191812
he's talking about the discord drama gossip, anon.
>>148191968
why do you have to lie like this
>>148192127
Tia!
>>148192127
tia
>>148192635
Based translatoranon
>tia will be a literal janny all her life because lol useless degree
feels bad
Remember when it was socially unacceptable to mention the Discord here?
When did we turn into Cripplechan?
>cum on callie's tentacles anon banned near instantly
>nothing happens to guy literally dumping porn
hmmm
>>148193076
The moment when the general stoppe playing the game and became all about waifufagging
>>148193218
His posts were getting deleted days before his ban.
>>148193379
they deleted his "goodnight callie" post and that was it
>>148193260
blame the discord
I'm being serious. that shit split the "community" and was the beginning of the end for the thread. it really sucks.
>>148193279
B E S T
G I R L
>>148193456
I blame the /ink/ purists that were afraid of namefagging. Or maybe even the August update since that introduced squads which /ink/ now hates playing.
Like a girl with long legsAnd huge tentacles
>>148193821
Thanks translatoranon for the cute picture!
>>148193821
holy fuck those tentacles are girthy
>>148192724
>>148193907
what is this hot new meme
>>148194001
This is the best picture ever made.
>there are people that actually still play this trash
lmaoing at your lives right now
is thatsso still alive senpai? someone get rid of him already so that /ink/ will be great again
>>148193821
I want a huge tentacle pillow to hug at night
>>148194612
what is this "thatso is bad man" meme
I can get tia hate
I can get jess hate
I can get translatoranon hate
I can get iamusorry hate
but I do not get why people don't like thatso
>>148194425
Our thread is alive thanks to based translatoranon! I can't wait to see the nightly return of his usual perverted and comfy posts! And let's not forget how he always translates anything for us when we ask! It was pretty lonely when he got banned over the weekend but now everything is better now that he's back! He is so based!
>>148194837
you're tone suggests that you're shitposting, but everything you said is true... hmm
>>148194934
What wrong with the way I talk?
>>148194803
People hate tia and jess because they're homosexuals.
People hate translatoranon and iamusorry because they're popular for seemingly no reason.
Thatsso is just mad with power.
>>148194803
>I can get translatoranon hate
????
>>148195101
Hey! You're doing this thread a service! Fuck you for it!
>>148194228
I had no idea this existed, thanks
>>148194934
>your
>>148195056
that post is way to bubbly to be serious.
>>148195101
he's a huge waifufag. I love him, but I get why someone would.
Ignore everyone that talks down to our resident translatoranon. They've never contributed anything to this thread like he has!
>>148195214
I don't really understand it, but I'm sorry you feel that way. Though now that you mention it, I feel like I'm very similar to Callie in that regard so it's all good!
>>148147257
>have the weapons been balanced?
Yes, certainly much more balanced than it was last year.
>Whats considered the better or best weapons?
E-liters, Splatterscopes, and Bamboozlers are still the best weapons overall, but most people that use them have mediocre aim so it often isn't a big deal. 52 gal is still the best of the shooters but it has more competition now.
Hydras and Splattershot Pros are good now. The new inkbrush is viable. Burst Bombs are no longer retarded.
>>148195252
>too
I need to just put the damn phone down and bang my head on the keyboard. I'd get way less typos that way.
>>148195421
Oops! Lol I meant to reply to this anon! >>148195252
>>148195514
this is very advanced shitposting, my friend
go back to octoposting
I thought it was okay to be myself, but you're a very rude person. I'm not replying to you anymore
>>148195252
Yeah this. For every shit fetish he has and for every overly long autistic post he makes, he makes up for it by posting good art and telling us what it says. I hope he writes more soon.
>>148195689
I even enjoy his fetish postsbecause I have the same fetishes, probably, and his "overly long autistic posts". I don't want him to change a thing
>>148195934
>>148195689
I'm glad we all love translatoranon!
>>148195859
holy shit
that tummy
holy SHIT
https://twitter.com/y_agcs/status/751045625978900481
>>148195934
I tolerate those posts to an extent. I do wish he'd focus more on some of the other things that make this game - and its girls - so god tier. Other than long hair and fat guts. Even though no Squids are fat... but whatever.
https://twitter.com/y_agcs/status/751779115754135553
das a nasty
>>148196563
is her neck ok
>>148196484
Cute!
>>148196563
how do you know that's all i post about?
i talk about a lot of things relating to callie, and you just don't notice them because you don't know i posted them
>>148196612
I always liked Inkling teeth for some reason. Is there any art of an Inkling baring its fangs in anger?
>>148196612
Why are her gloves sweating?
>>148196829
What are your favorite weapons/maps?
I was under the impression that blue boards meant don't post porn.
>>148195859
That chubby belly holy shit
>>148196996
i'm a really big fan of the ssp and carbon roller deco. i dunno if the other ssps are good though, i haven't really tried them out. don't tell, but i mainaerosprayin turf war
as for maps? i don't really think about it that much. i'm a pretty big fan of bluefin depot and walleye warehouse. saltspray rig is pretty good too, though i don't like it much on ranked.
>>148197667
>>148197667
>SSP and Deco Carbon - not Cancer Carbon
Pretty damn good taste. I've recently found a liking for Aerosprays too.
You should try out the Berry SSP, let them know the true power of a Heartbeat Bomb Rush.
>>148197667
that's some good taste right there
>>148198154
what's wrong with vanilla carbon
>>148198289
Burst Bomb spam. It's basically a Slosher with a close range insta-kill. And Inkzooka.
Strange fashion with Marie!
>>148198370
are you seriously saying carbon roller is op
>>148198289
>mash triggers
>jiggle sticks in the general direction of foes
>flip the lag switch a couple of times
>win
but, in all honesty, there's nothing wrong with it at all. it's just kind of overused these days
>>148198154
>Based anon using worse weapons
>>148198635
No, but it is cancer. It's easy to beat but a bitch to fight on certain maps.
>>148198957
The Deco has a much cooler playstyle. Throw a Seeker at an enemy, swim after its trail, slap an enemy with your Roller as soon as you pass by.
You folks doing anything special for Splatfest?
>learning how to make squid online
got sick the first time.
goodnight callie
i love you
>>148200535
Why do you always bid Callie goodnight, but never /ink/...
night night /ink/even if it's 6am here
>>148201045
The way you do your lighting is just so damn good, I love your work so much.
>>148201045
I'm going to miss this
The Discord just got done with a lobby and is starting a squad. What has /ink/ done for Splatoon? Oh right, waifupost and circlejerk about [noun]anons even though they hate namefagging.
>>148202603
Yeah so
We don't care what you do, why do you care what we do
>>148202603
Anyone that used to squad in /ink/ has migrated to the /ink/ discord or any other splatoon server. What you're left with are people that probably didn't even buy the game and are just pedos posting their waifus. There is hardly any overlap if any
>>148204472
I played in a Squad once. ONCE.
Biggest bunch of lagging shitters I'd ever had the misfortune of playing with. FUCK Squads.
How do i stop being bad at this game?
>>148206410
win
>>148201045
Thanks for sharing this. Really nice work
>>148201045
>Marie's dress blowing up
Marielyn Monroe when?
>>148207442
Yes
>>148207760
Beautiful.
Marie Marie's maries?
>>148199292
I have those three days off. I plan on playing till I drop and drinking bad beer
>>148210362
Is it possible to marry someone's breasts and not the rest of them?
>>148212197
Stop
>>148184392
Balsty
rest in peace you meme loving fuck
>>148184392You
>>148184392
Kaede
>>148214632
Thyrack!
And if you love me, love me but you never let me go
When the roof was on fire, you never let me know
Say you're sorry honey, but you never really show
And I could leave the party without ever letting you know
Without ever letting you know
>>148217516
>>148216909
>visit this shithole one last time before i neck myself
>yep its dead
>>148217894
>>148217894
What is necking yourself
>>148218370
An Hero.
>>148218370
le edgy self kill attention whoring
2 main 4 sub Special Saver, take Tenacity and put the rest into Special Charge. For once, I'm actually liking this piece of shit.
>>148221673
Kill yourself faggot. Everyone that uses that piece of shit should.
>>148199292
If I can be bothered I'm going to haul a spare TV out and set the wii u up at the foot of my bed so I don't even have to rise.
>>148221673
>Using the Splash with 0 (ZERO) Bomb Range Up
You need at least 2 mains bro
>>148224285
It's a good idea. I'll take off the training wheels at some point.
>>148224285
Will we get dual wielding woomies in the sequel?
>>148226318
>steam coming out of the hat
Perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5cnCywVrI
>>148226856
Finally, thanks!
>>148226856
SQUEEEEEEEEE!
>>148227332
faggot
