Best Race Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx (embed)
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 July 19th (tuesday)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL (embed)
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>148008807
naka bp
>your friends don't even interact with you anymore
Okay.
ada bp
xth for eso grind cancer
>>148042409
Interact with them then.
me bp
Anyone in exodus? looking to make friends.
>>148042409
I seem to only be able to make new friends but not keep any.
is mister drawfriend still around?
>>148042515
come to zalera
Reposting from last night while Auto Synth does its work.
Favorite primal? Fight wise and look/lore wise.
>>148042519
I thought I was the opposite, but apparently I'm not interesting enough to keep the few I had made.
>>148042436
{Same}
Is "naked boots" still a thing on the internet?
Reminder that futa and traps are in fact gay
nth for Highlanders
Best edition
>>148042423
it's a me, boy pussi
>>148042436
If I pretend the grind doesn't exist and shut off my brain I'll be okay!
But until I feel like grinding eso, I'll grind other classes to 60! You know, like a masochistic MMO player!
>>148042640
I hope you can replay that cutscene because I fucking love that face
>>148042564
>This desperate for responses because no one responds to your chemo posts anymore
You've lost your touch.
>>148042640
do you even erp?
let the experts decide on stuff like this
Where is crushposter lately?
>>148042742
no. he doesn't erp and he doesn't play the game, nor was he "good" at it at any point in time, just a beggar
literal cancer
>>148042818
who is crushposter
this name is very ambiguous because a lot of people post crush related things
Who are the most recent cucks?
>>148042436
kyoot
>>148042853
guffy = skeletan?!
male au ra monk looking for another male au ra monk on balmung for double dragon purposes
>>148042735
Setopost
I WANT SOMEONE TO FUCK MY CAT PITS
hello
>>148042650
Highlander posting!
>>148042916
holy crap you might be right
>>148042916
OH SHIT
it actually makes sense, they even have the same face and hair
>>148043025
Ugly as hecc
>>148042940
falseflag post
>>148042742
Erp is gross
>>148042650
:D
>>148043025
ugly
>>148042967
calm down megu
>>148043025
cute
>>148043025
>Cant get attention from spamposting anymore so now he just makes the silliest character possible like Colgate did
I've done todays roulette, where should i go to level at 28?
Or rather, which town/map should i go to for leves?
>>148042698
Fuck yeah.
>>148042927
If you're serious and find someone. Please post them.
>>148043025
>/x/
>>148043194
I'm not megu...
>>148042564
it's funny how neko stopped associating himself with setushka, at least in the thread, since it happened
>>148043025
You aresort of cute
>>148043347
calm down stinky
>>148042967
pls post your pits
>>148043441
I'm not stinky...
>>148043331
Spam dungeons, namely Haukke.
FATE hunting at Costa I think. If not go back to Quarrymill.
leves if you're really that bored.
Made a dumb and posted this after thread hit bump limit. Any tips on DRK hotbar? I hit 45 and there's way too much stuff to keep track of. I guess I could move the markers/potions to hotbar 4 since I don't use them often.
>>148043505
calm down awena
>>148043505
post your pits then
>>148043337
oil yourself out of this thread, olivia oiled
>>148042650
>>148043564
>markers
>potions
>greens
>>148043564
bind more stuff to shift + key rather than ctrl + key since it's easier to reach
>>148043358
Yeah he hates me now....
>>148043508
>Haukke
Welp, i guess i'll just keep doing story for now, i just started the level 20 quests and joined a Grand Company
Maybe i'm over levelled?
Bunclefucker shows up.
I just transferred to Balmung (God help me).
What do I do now?
>>148043829Where can I fuck this pit?
>>148043829
A good pit. Would like to see more of the cat, maybe you could fit both pits in one picture?
Give me all your gil or the spider gets it.
>>148043875
Race/Gender? Top/Bottom?
>>148043704
I don't actually use shift or ctrl, I switch the main hotbar with CVB. I don't even know how people do that without mangling their hands.
>>148043698
I know, it's silly but I usually have enough room so I'm like "why not."
>>148043894
Meet me in the silver bazaar...
>>148043909
Nah...
>>148043918
I want to fondle Madots Madots!
>>148043875
erp
>>148043564
Too rarely will you need any more than 1 and 2 markers. Drop the potions, you really do not need them.
Put Gyshals and mount into another hotbar, they are not relevant to combat.
>>148043808
Yes you are. Just follow the MSQ until you hit a level wall.
>>148043819
(You) just because that nickname still gives me tons of laughs.
>>148042650
>tfw look like ass next to these great Highlanders
I can't help but be flamboyant.
>>148044074
It shouldn't make you laugh. You spent real money on bestiality porn. You should kys.
>>148043875
Say hi.
>>148043875
Come to Plot 56, 2 Ward, The Lavender Beds and join in on the Nea orgy.
>>148043819
I don't know if chemo makes these nicknames sound hilarious on purpose but if their purpose is to be insulting he's failing quite badly because I'm just laughing my ass off
>>148044216
fake chemo post
>>148044216
>australian pig fucker trying to shame anyone about bestiality
>>148044321
>australian pig fucker
>tfw abe changed his name to this on discord
>tfw he is literally ALWAYS thinking about puttel now
kind of funny desu
>>148044216
I am being bates so hard but I am entertained. You can't expect me to not love the nickname bunclefucker
>>148043875
Make friends
>>148043275
idk i like her
pocket healer lfw
>>148043875
join an fc
you did have one in mind right
>>148044279
you're disgusting desu, you and yumenikki
>>148044425
I want creepysquid to call me names and sit on my face!
>>148043564
You could start by condensing all the markers into a single macro that'll cycle upward through them for each target you mark
Personally I use this
/mk attack <mo>
And then just mouse over the aggro list whenever I pull, hitting the macro over each name. Efficient marking for the entire pull with one button, in about a half second's effort.
>>148042650
>nth for Highlanders
Look like shit, and that's backed up by all the replies to this.
>>148044610
I am not the person you think I am
I just commented on the fact that I thought the name was funny
>>148044628
pstif you want to die
I want to make an ERP character, which race is the most popular?
>>148044756
Dying doesn't sound so bad if it's you killing me...
>>148044756
This is great
>>148044761Lala
Miqo'te
Au ra
all female
When did they update the visuals from how it used to look to the current?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoygVDb2ZlU
>>148044502
Nope. I know nothing about the FCS on this server.
>>148045006
Going from 1.0 to 2.0.
>>148044897
Does this moonie do facesitting?
catboy looking for a nice warm lap to sleep in
>>148045093yes
>>148044906
For a female character, would you rather make a Lala or an Au ra?
I can't choose between those two.
>>148045247
No
>>148043564
You don't need markers aside from 1% of encounters that need you to burn a certain target and dps are too retarded to know or figure out what that is.
>>148044761
Someone will mistakening reply to you that it's catgirls. This is untrue. Catgirls are what a lot of people create because they think it's cute and most effeminate to attract people. They soon learn this is not true as hardly anyone likes cats, but they interpret it as hardly anyone looking to fuck them is around and instead fuck each other out of desperation. The same applies to lizards, and potatoes are extreme mode.
Femroes are an obvious niche, they are in high demand since no one plays them. Elezen are even rarer, male and female are sought after by males.
Midlanders are easy, as long as you make them actually attractive, Highlanders are almost as easy.
I can't believe there's a single person in this general who condones bestialtiy. That's as bad as diapers.
>>148043949
Male Roe
Bottom for Lalas only.
>>148045454
>femroes, elezen and highlanders in high demand
I wonder who made this post. Shrek, Antivia, Ippiki, some highlander butch or Madotsuki.
>>148045679
Highlanders are *technically* easy, since they're the go to futa dom race. However, you won't get anyone with ~*refined*~ taste because highlanders are generally fucking ugly.
>>148043025
I like this lizard, its hilarious.
>>148045679
I think it was actuallyKirito Tia
>>148043793
grats, you sat on him in game while he's possibly afk
on top of that you lack the basic understanding of english language, you sft faggot, as "in the thread" was said
What are those BLM and BRD bots doing under Ul'dah anyway? How do they make their money?
>>148045048
Seconding this. Transferred to Balmung a week ago and I still don't have a Free Company to engage in debauchery with.
What are some good FCs I can join, bros?
>>148045357
I like au ra
but if you're intoextreme stomach deformation or size difference you should pick lala
even tho the same is possible with au ra if you find the right person :3
>>148045454
You should work as a projector.
>>148045358
Are you and the fifth fiance doing okay you slut?
>>148045813
>At least
>>148045889
I want to make a lala but I'm afraid of not being able to find people wanting to ERP with a lala.
>>148045873
Duty Finder
>>148045679
>"I don't understand how markets work"
>>148045775
>~*refined*~ taste
>gif related
>>148046136
miqote or au ra are a safer bet
lalas are a niche thing since it rubs a lot of people the wrong way
Reminder that Abe cammed for paks and lost to vjera when trying to get with shirou.
>using a lala for erp
>erping at all
disgusting
>no xiv thread on /v/
>no xiv thread on /vg/
im out
>>148046252
That's too bad. I guess I'll make an au ra.
Thanks for the advice!
>>148046350
Could always try the regular Final Fantasy thread.
>>148046276
who is vjera
who is tin can
>>148046350
talk about the game instead cry like a manchild
>>148046470
i can't tell if this is a serious post or not help
>>148046496
And why does he wear the armor?
>>148046496
>>148046560
schrodinger cat tank
ERPing seems really difficult. Please give me your best tips.
>>148046717
big tip
>>148042650
>>148046717
fap
>>148046717
You can practice with me if you want...
>>148046717
Be a bottom so the top will write everything
>>148046717
It's just creative writing, but in a very pathetic and appalling context.
>>148046717
Be a sub and make the dom take charge of absolutely every aspect of the situation, follow their lead completely.
>>148046979
this
>>148046778
Stop.
Post your name (full) and I'll shitpost at least once about you this week.
>>148046717
what these guys said is what 90% of people do
>>148046983
>>148046837
>>148047140
Kirito Tia
I try and get the dom to take control, but the instant I struggle or fight back the turn into a pussy.
>>148047398
I just get pissed off. Bratty people can go die in a fire.
>>148046979
t. someone who has been banned for harassing RPers because they thought it was "gay"
>>148047029
You play the game about as much as guffy despite being subbed, your posts are useless and never talk about the game and you're equally as irrelevant as he is. Nobody cares about your opinion. Fuck off.
I have no idea why you get spared the negative attention that mado and kaori take constantly.
>>148047543
>wah wah u dont play the game because u dont spend 24 hours a day text fucking other people
trick or treat smell my feet gayboy
>>148047543
>someone who has been banned harassing RPers
Sure.
is this game worth carrying on for the HW stuff?
i stopped playing about level 45, as a warrior and was getting kinda bored. does it get better?
does warrior tend to be a fun class to play? what about the dark knight class?
>>148047705
You spend more time on the bench than most ERPers.
>>148047482
I think it depends on what you're into though
A sub that's showing some resistance but get put in their place can be really hot I think
>>148042262
Any catgirls trying to ERP with another catgirl on Balmung? I'm thirsty today and want to be aslut
>>148047398
>tfw someone talks dommy
>try to get them to put you in your place
>they end up being a huge sub
>now you have this collared pet you dont know what to do with it
sigh...
i'm very bored right now
tfw teaching your lala how balmung works
>>148047785
clearly not tho
if i'm idling i'm usually by my fc house
>>148048027
/pet
>>148048145
(=・ω・=)
>>148048145
THAT FUCKING MOUSE CURSOR
>>148048225
he only does it because you react like that fag
>Leveled BTN with just a handful of survival manuals
>TFW stocked up and blasting through MIN w/o levesbecause I use those for ambers
This is less hell than I thought it'd be!I still need to do FSH, though. RIP.
>>148048316
Fishing is super easy and like thrice as quick as the other 2 gathering jobs.
Probably cause it's also less useful overall.
>>148048225
>>148048265
I'm just used to it
>>148047776
If you didn't liked it before you may not like it after. The formula is still the same with a few additions here and there.
>>148046309
But it's the purest kind of erp, anon.
>>148048316
I want to smell your sweaty armpits after along day of mining.
>>148048316
Fishing is a joke, I only use it as an excuse to hide my loneliness.
>>148046983
tfw like to be a sub while taking charge of their cock
Lewd hour is over.
Does desynthing create a chat message?
>>148048767
When's cringe hour? I have some emotional baggage to unload.
>>148048767
Lewd hour is just beginning.
what is the most fun job?
>>148048860
Now
>>148048860
Cringe hour is included in lewd hour.
The next pure cringe hour is scheduled in 3 hours and 47 minutes
>>148048876
Post full
Please post full
>>148048893
SMN
>>148048107
>every picture of this thread has been you on the bench
You aren't helping your case. Stop avatarfagging and stop posting until you know anything about the game.
>>148048767
Lewd hour is always
>>148046837
>>148046983
I suspect this is what's going to happen
aether queue for the aery
>>148048767
Can we have another one?
>>148048965
this post stinks
>>148048876
>>148048957
>>148048965
BEGONE YOU FILTH
BACK TO YOUR ABYSS
>>148048413
I leveled a little bit of it this morning and 12-14 took not even 30 minutes I think.
>less useful overall.
Sad, but true. I'd like to have all my gatherers at 60 just because, though.
>>148048641
>hide my loneliness.
Fish with friends or your favorite minion. Make yourself comfortable and make the grind an enjoyable experience rather than a task or work.
>>148048608
Gross, anon.
>>148048893
Tank - WAR
Melee - MNK
Caster - SMN (just because it's way less stressful than BLM)
Ranged - BRD (don't have to work as hard as MCH)
Healer - AST (cards keep me awake and so does the option to be sch or whm lite)
>>148048965
Pls be on Balmung
IT IS NOW CRINGE HOUR
You have 60 minutes to be as cringey as possible.
>>148049037
Stinky has bigger stinkbags
>>148049097
I fuck carbuncles with diapers on and get cucked by people on the bench
>>148049097
hi it's me abe
>>148049071
BLM isn't stressful at all tho
>>148049071
I fish with Morpho yeah.
I alternate days of big fishing and reducibles to try and keep things fresh.
>>148049071
>>148048929
Gotta love SMN
>>148049037
Did I get mixed up with someone?
>>148049037
that's not me
>>148048965
tfw went to try and recreate this but my camise is the wrong color I'm sorry
also I'm lazy and didn't get the angle right
>>148049097damaged goodsbestgoods
>>148049097
anyone on baloomung wanna do vault
Why does every female Miqo'te idle stance but the default one look terrible?
>>148049561
CIA powerpose is the best idle stance in the game.
>>148049561
what
this post is objectively wrong
>>148049047
Join us in the abyss, anon~
>>148049553
Only if we can ERP after :)
>>148049439
You get an A for the effort!
>>148049097
I've been thinking about killing myself because there's no way my life will ever be as grand and successful as it is in FFXIV.
I will never get to date or even talk to girls as cute as I do in FFXIV, nor will I ever be praised, complimented, or appreciated as I am in FFXIV.
I'm nothing in the real world, and if I off myself, there's a chance my conscience or soul could be transported into Eorzea and I could live a better life.
>>148049735
okay, name?
>omni-crater looking for work
>ask for a quote
>"your materials or mine?"
Why the FUCK would I wanna know how much you'll charge me for my own goddamn materials.
Am I being unreasonable here or do they just not understand what a quote is? If they're gonna include the price of their food, that should be a separate charge added after the quote.
>>148049617
okay, it's not bad, i really meant the other two.
>>148049636
arms behind head looks retarded, nobody does that
and the other stance is over used and usually by slutty characters who are either/and trash at the game.
>>148049770
Wait a minute you look familiar...
>>148049719
get thee behind me, devil
>>148049097
>>148048767
>>148050030
You are unreasonable
>>148050030
>omnicrafters simply looking for how much money they can cheat out of people
Don't waste your time. It's easy enough to make friends who will be more than happy to work with you on getting the stuff you need, or ask in your FC if you have one. PF omnicrafters literally exist to take advantage of the idiots who play this game and RMT.
>>148049989
I'll message you, what's yours?
>>148050108
no they said lewd hour, not diapie hour
>>148050030
What are you trying to imply here? You think theyre gonna make it free just because you brought mats?
>>148050197
towering falcon
>>148050217
>>148050108more pleaseon your midlander.
>>148050318
{/panic}
>>148050170
And you don't play this game. Fuck off.
>>148050406
Is this Kaori's sister or something?
>>148050561
Can I eat you out?
>>148050561
Shana is cute!!
>>148050065
"Another generic cat" was what you where going to say? Many do look alike.
>>148050190
>PF omnicrafters literally exist to take advantage
The one I commissioned recently knew exactly what a quote was. I'm pretty well-off and I like to indulge a "white collar" fantasy of having shit tailored for me. Plus I like to see their text light up with joy when I tip them big. But I do have an idea of when a crafter is attempting to cheat me, they'll get no tip.
>>148050252
>nine million gil worth of materials
>does it free
>tip them a million
I don't expect them to do it for free but if you knew how to fucking read you'd know what my issue was.
should i fanta into this generic cat from a highlander
/Cerberus/ Surely someone on this server likes to ERP right
>>148050875
You type like some kind of cryptic moron typing in riddles. Try it again.
>>148050993
Yes, I fanta'd from a highlander last year and was planning on going back once the MSQ kicked back up... never did it, I love my catgirl life.
>>148051073
lol
might as well go play wow if you like to play on normie servers
>>148050993
You should for the animations alone.That is a cute cat too.
>>148051118
SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF XIVG
>>148051271
I, chemo, accept the responsibility
>>148050875
No, you're stomping your feet and being an asshole because a crafter politely asked you a very relevant question.
If someone asks me for a price to craft something for them, then there's going to be one price if they give me all the materials, and one price if they're paying me to not only craft the item but source all the materials myself.
>>148051236
Im legit completely calm. I just want to know what you were asking for or expecting to get angry with them because it makes no sense. What is wrong with a crafter asking if you're providing mats or not when you ask for a quote? Its going to differ!
>>148046470
It's me.
how accurate is Warrior: RIP AND TEAR?
>>148051271
THE GROWN MEN AND THE SPAM
HE SAID
WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
>>148050993
highlander women > catgirls
>>148051589
shut the fuck up brucie
this is ultrash's meme not yours
faggot
>>148050875
Crafting takes a long time, both to level and to actually craft something. If you're bringing someone a fuckload of materials to craft several high-level items, it's not uncommon to be looking at several hundred steps worth of crafting.
Time has value. It doesn't matter how much you personally tip; a vast majority don't tip at all or tip a few thousand on an item worth half a million or more. That time could be spent crafting and selling their own item which would yield far more return for their time investment or doing literally anything else at all. Omnicrafters, especially well-geared ones, aren't typically strapped for cash. I highly doubt any of them give a single fuck if you decide not to use their services due to your narcissistic personality deeming a common question an offense to your rich blood.
>>148051654
are you fucking dumb
i literally started that meme so you be quiet right fucking now you meme stealing piss wank
>>148046717
only ERP with confirmed females
I'm tired, someone take a nap with me.
WHEN I WAS
>>148051429
vjeras cat was actually great
>>148050609
Sure that works
>>148051807
Nice try, Sera.
>>148051784
prove it