Winning Edition
Old >>147635850
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
>>147967857
What happened anon? This sounds tragic.
>>147967976
I wasn't, sorry, I misread it. I still disagree, slow generals take 2, this one isn't that bad.
>>147967998
>Rikki's Armpits Edition
not okay with this
>>147968349
>this one isn't that bad.
>>147968391
That's his fault for flaunting them, victory or not.
First pic in this thread.
>>147968092
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.
>>147968578
2nd place for me it seems.
>>147968816
This is a bullshit post, ignore it.
hi /gw2g/ i need help making a useless but funny character build, of any class
ever since Rocket Boots found its way onto my engineer's permanent utility skills -- because it's not particularly useful but looks funny to use to launch myself off cliffs, into enemies, etc. -- i've been wanting to make a character themed around being generally useless but amusing to watch.
some requirements:
- funny movement-oriented skills that are not particularly useful, similar to Rocket Boots. "evade" type skills count, sort of, but things like Rocket Boots that serve less of a functional purpose are funnier.
- good movement speed in general - e.g. if the class has a +25% movement speed signet and/or specialization skill, i want to take it.
- good movement speed in runes, either Speed or Traveler, whichever makes more sense (i am partial to Traveler).
- not a glass cannon. i don't care if it does damage or is useful, so maybe super tank-oriented gear (vit, toughness). i'd like to sneak my way onto competent PvE teams and/or world boss events and dick around the whole time without dying at the drop of a hat.
taking suggestions for class (please suggest at least a few skills that are good to use), runes (speed or traveler), specializations, and gear stats (pref. tanky but open to suggestions). assume that i only want to spend 79 tomes of experience and maybe 30-50g on gear, nothing too crazy.
NOTE: full builds preferred, assume i'm a moron who needs most of the details. preferably something that relies in part on bad utility skills and not just thieves that can dodge a million times. i also don't want it to be particularly useful, so giving me builds/skill combos to "deal more damage" or "apply lots of conditions" are not great. the goal is to be an idiot and sabotage PvE efforts while making people laugh, not to be useful.
>>147968880
I'm not kidding at all, dorf doesn't even recruit from this board, don't mislead newfriends.
>>147968951
>posting anti-DORF propaganda made by HOPE because they couldn't deal with a competing guild
Sure.
>>147968951
>Arch
>>147968926
autism
>>147969064
That isn't propaganda, they recruited from map and spammed invites if you were even close to a recruiter.
They actually didn't want to have anything to do with 4chan. I know you're shitposting but I thought I'd clarify anyway.
>>147968131
>You will never save their friendship.
grouchsura I will make you warm
>>147968926
Which race do you play?
>>147970280
willing to play any. this would be a new character.
>>147970637
Make a femsura, they have good warrior animations, and warrior has "physical" skills which look funny and make you feel like a tank. It would be ironic since you'd be a cute goblin-thing. You can test new classes in the PvP area.
>>147970637
play femcharr
>>147969585
lol, and they say rats are the autistic ones.
i should link the recent invisibilia story on Asperger's syndrome for Jugg the next time he starts shitting up the thread.
>>147970772
>ratfag is helpful and sticks to OP's question
>>147970780
>catfag makes a shitty demand with poor typing
Furries, everybody!
>>147968131
I don't know the full story just what I have heard from others.
>>147970927
he asked last thread and got serious replies
not my problem if he didnt like them, reposting it again is shitposting
>>147970927
Can we please distinguish femcharr posters from mcharr posts? Mcharr posts are sophisticated and intelligent whilst femcharr posts are almost as low as ratposts.
>>147970630
Wrinkly Barb
>>147971238
>blah blah blah I just heard some biased stories about someone trying to spin a narrative
ok I bet you'll vote for hillary too
>>147971461
I'm voting Trump
>>147971305
That was towards the end of the thread, I don't blame him for reposting, but I will blame you for being autistic, zoofucker.
>>147971345
Mcharr are so fucking gay, it's obnoxious, but I will agree that femcharr posters like the one I'm replying to (above) are the worst.
>>147971461
Faeeq in damage control
>>147971345
Actually, this kind of delusion and scapegoating makes you more autistic than femcharr posters. Keep trying, though.
The best part of being a femsura is that we've already systematically become Amazonian femgoblins by ousting msura cucks from our societal hierarchy.
>>147971675
There is nothing wrong with meta discussion, zoofucker, but the fact that you're taking it seriously is further proof that femcharr are insecure and are the most autistic. After all, behind every good joke is a grain of truth.
>>147971870
Femcharr cucks like Maara are my favorite kind of joke.
>>147971668
I'm not faeeq... faeeq wouldn't use ellipsis...
>>147971238
Well let's hear it, brother.
>>147972080
Stop this meme.
>>147971870
>but the fact that you're taking it seriously is further proof that femcharr are insecure and are the most autistic.
>he thinks I'm linked to any kind of charr autism because I called his kind more autistic
Getting a little hypocritical there, man.
>>147967998
help me come up with a name for him
i'll take femcharr posting over femsura LARPing in the thread anyday desu
>>147972282
>uses an image to "speak for him"
>uses circular logic to avoid the point
Oh boy, no wonder people don't like autistic femcharr, they bring it on themselves really.
>>147971238
what did you hear?
>>147972130
Gae wouldn't choke on his cock so Faeeq got mad and shitposted about him until they were no longer friends. The end. ERP ruins friendships.
>>147972290
ancora hardbarb
>>147972290
Terry Longbarb
femsura preparing her outfit for a rousing night of bastilles & bookahs
>>147972649
That doesn't make any sense, Vae offered to choke on it.
I have a pretty big dick...
>>147972973
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>>147972952
is the barb part really necessary?
>>147973318
yes, dont bother making a mcharr if you're not going to do it
>>147973506
but i wanted an epic story name, something with a nice ring to it, nobody will respect me if i mention my barb in it! i'll be having to mumble my last name every time i say it and hope people didn't hear it well
Why is Faeeq allowed to be guild leader? He's easily the worst shitposter on this general.
>>147973318
Of course you baka.
>>147973850
Bras Rockfist
Kromm Axetosser
Pothos Woundgash
1st for kill the meta, go out and have fun in a new build/spec today! Make non meta builds great again! Don't bring one of those filthy metas into your raid!
>ctrl f >tfw no femcharr wife
>0 results
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>147975590
S U P E R S P E E D
R A I D
E N G I
>>147973236
Did you take the offer?
>>147975590
You can't kill the meta. It exists because people enjoy playing the game efficiently and some builds simply are more efficient than others. Kill yourself if you make people take longer to clear any content that is more challenging than open world, and kill yourself even more if you drag your team down in PvP with non-meta builds.
>>147975924
Meta autist tears like yours are the best. I'll keep having fun playing nomads warrior while you scream at the monitor because of suboptimal DPS.
>>147975924
Oh no, I inconvenienced someone for 5 minutes, better go kill myself!
Yall meta fuckers are something. Shit mostly, but something.
>>147976153
woops
It is very cold today
>>147978458
Can i barb you tonight? I'll be in the guild hall waiting.
>>147978743
>corrupting purity incarnate
>>147980067
>that thing
>pure
did someone say GUILD MISSIONS
>>147981112
here's the good parts
>>147981612
That Vae clone doesn't look very happy
>>147982251
He misses Vae
>>147978743
Maybe some day, but not tonight <3
>>147980067
I'm not that pure anon ;-;
>>147982561
We all do. The threads lost its soul without him
>>147982919
not really, vae ruined it by spamming his white grinch and insisting on shitposting because he's a stubborn cuck with time to kill
>>147983050
Stop the smear campaign faeeq. Deep down you miss him too
>>147983050
>white grinch
>>147981612
Those femsura are on my hitlist
>>147981612
Give me the colorfulsura
And so the thread dies yet again.
>>147985453
never
rest in peace, sweet prince
>>147990980
>This is what pre-launch /gw2g/ would've done
Then post launch /gw2g/ all quit within the month
>>147990980
I would like biweekly small content updates back, and maybe some festivals again. I wanna have fun like when i first joined.
I wouldnt mind playing attack on lions arch again.
>>147981612
wow that is one obese rat on the left
where's calsi?
>>147991571
>thinking any of that shit will happen
There's being hopeful and then there's being delusional
>>147990980
CRINGE
Well lads I've made it to 59 on my mesmer and I think I'm running out of steam. How can I break up the tedium of leveling in this game?
>>147992447
You can't, it's the same shit until 80 unless you want to go level in wvw
>>147991532
If their last login is any indication, I think they quit.
>>147992447
Don't ever level mesmer manually, you freak.
>>147993283
its subjective to your class tastes
>>147993283
Warrior. Pretty basic, but dynamic and useful right out of the box.in endgame.
Just not mesmer or necro.
>>147990980
>>147991571
>>147992162
you write like an erper that refuses to end their turn
>>147992547
When do I unlock WvW?
>>147992838
How can I see what server I'm on and why should I grab a torch? I've been using scepter/torch with Illusions and Domination to level so far.
>>147992898
>>147992994
But it looked like the coolest class on the list, why the fuck is it so boring and slow?
I started a guardian and it's more fun but I'm leveling that one with a friend so my hands are tied.
>>147993896
>But it looked like the coolest class on the list, why the fuck is it so boring and slow?
Because mesmer is all about long setups and/or utility and support. Not the best things for solo openworld grinding. And it won't get that much better on 80 unlike even necro.
>scepter/torch
Holy shit, try sword and greatsword at least.
>>147994045
Please keep avatarfagging
>>147994165
Greatsword is my backup. I use it for AoE situations. But scepter is fun for quickly making tons of clones and shattering them and torch's Prestige has saved me several times. One blast of Confusing Images and one shatter will take care of pretty much anything. I used to use sword/focus but got bored of it by ~30.
>>147994487
I got teleported to the mists once because I tried to tell my friend what server I was on but I've never done any PvP in this game. Guess I'll see what it's about.
I stack power as my first gearing priority.
im having some difficulties with the wifi being nonresponsive, so caturday will be significantly slower and i might not even be able to finish tonight
>>147995183
Why do you wait until basically Sunday to do Caturday?
I need my weekly dose of cats!!!!!
>>147995369
No fuck off caturday is now.
>>147995369
im sure that mesmer anon will be fine
>>147995690
Most more of your bare,firm midsection please. Also feetsies. Thanks in advance.
>>147995183
>Foul Owl being a general incompetent and disappointment to his fellow human beings
what else is new Foul Owl
I'm gonna cum inside of snufflefu's fluffy femcharr cunny!!!
>>147995928
dunno you tell me
>>147991532
Your mind has been poisoned to imagine any body frame thicker than "blows-away-in-a-strong-wind" as unhealthy. An ample layer of brawn maintains a productive lifestyle!
>>147983050
>white grinch
>>147996251
Fuck off fluusi
Linking Invisibilia's piece on Asperger's Syndrome for Jugg:
http://www.npr.org/player/embed/484997893/485134950
starts about five minutes in, please be considerate of Jugg's aspieism
Tell me more about why gae and faeeq aren't friends anymore
>>147996578
They ERP'd and had drama because of it.
>>147996690
Details please. Petty thread drama is better than this cat spam
>>147990980
What were the confirmed bits of the update?
>>147996578
Gae is a furry and neet anon, he is the winning combo for drama and unreliability
>>147998525
Faeeq is a furry and neet anon, he is the winning combo for drama and unreliability
>>147995967
A-anon that's pretty lewd!~
I'm at work now tho so maybe another time!
What class currently has the best DPS? Is there an updated tier list or anything? Haven't played for a while so there was probably a lot of nerfs, buffs, etc.
>>147999180
it hasnt even begun
>>147998692
Senpai, if you're implying I am making things up about people, Vae has admitted it on this thread countless times. Faeeq doesn't seem to come here tho.
>HOPE so bad at raids Brazil has to make a video showing him healing a HOPE player
So if you still have your free 80 boost from HoT, but you already have one of everything, and all elite specs unlocked, what class should I roll?
Or just save it for a new class (if ever?)
>>148000678
He raids with us occasionally.
We also were the inspiration for the fractal necro video and there are a bunch of us in it
>>148001515
There won't be a new class.
There will be new elite specs next expansion, but the classes are rounded out now so don't expect another.
>>148000540
>implying faeeqs cats aren't among the pile of shit that is caturday
>>148000540
>Faeeq doesn't seem to come here tho.
>>147996170
Cellulite isn't brawn, lard-ass. Go to a gym, see a nutritionist or something.
>>148002273
>Faeeq pretending to be a business man again
>>147998806
I am gonna make you flustered at work you furry slut~!
>>147995369
>>147995690
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>>147990980
lol
>>148000678
You mean we are so good at raids that Brazil wants to chill with us? Get fucked nerd.
>>148002273
...I'm confused, is this chatlog implying that Drosera creates drama by running a trip?
Am I missing something or is this just really stupidwww
>>148003073
Just goes to show that RPing is not tolerated here.
Fuck off with that shit rat autists.
I was asking lani an actual question.
Catposting is objectively worse than rat rp.
Nobody should give a shit about what happens in this general anymore anyway.
You're just ruining things out of spite.
alright well i ran out of time, ill be back tommorow to finish up
>>148004483
Avatarfagging is against the rules whether you like it or not faggot
>>148004483
banned useful posts but kept the caturday spam baka
How do I get sinister amulets and rings if I don't want to buy LS2? I have a feeling raids are the only way..
>>148004483
he's been at this for a year anon, jugg is just legit crazy in-game and out
theres something about californian shitposters
