Corpse edition
>What's new
Gul'dan, Auriel and a bunch of new skins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU2WGor6p_0
PTR patch: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20164442/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-july-5-2016-7-5-2016
>where do I find you panda-loving faggots?
/join /vg/
>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN
>What hero should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, it's not worth it.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm
Previous Thread:
>>147659935
Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/
https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker
They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
SONYA
>>147902914
TRACER!
>hurr durr mmr hell isnt real
>every single one of my matches in diamond HL has been a one-sided stomp that I had no control over (wins AND losses)
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>>147902997ENUF OF YOR RUBBISH
>>147903632
Need more Widow bum.
>>147902838
Are you a bad enough dude to fuck a pony?
>>147903891
>>147903946
What is Jaina doing there?
>>147904126
Jaina is everywhere.
>>147904305
What is she there for?
>>147904348
She's there to feed
Your soul shall be mine!
>>147904348
What's the lore behind the different Jaina's?
Does she just suffer from multiple personality disorder?
>>147905386
Are you for fucking serious, nigger?
>>147905386
HotS Jaina is from WC3/vanilla WoW when she was a younger and kinder person.
Hearthstone Jaina is from post-Mists of Pandaria WoW where she's older and a lunatic after the Orcs nuked her city. This is why she's blonde in HotS but has grey hair in hearthstone.
>>147905386
She had a city. Garrosh nuked it.
Top is before that, bottom is after.
>>147905736
Heh, greetings.
>>147905510
I never played WoW.
>>147905723
>>147905736
Oh ok. Kind wish we'd gotten the older Jaina in HoTS. Seems cooler.if Orcs bombed her city where does the Jaina loves orcs meme come from
>>147906157
>here does the Jaina loves orcs meme come from
literal cucks
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
>>147906417
Where the FUCK are the shitp-
nevermind
>>147906157
>where does the Jaina loves orcs meme come from
Fanfiction
>>147906157
Medivh asked her and Thrall to stop fighting and save the world.
So they did.
>>147906845
Didn't Medivh cuck all of Azeroth by letting orcs in though?
>>147907091
dude have you never played a single fucking wc game? he comes back in wc3 and warns everyone of fucking demons invading
>>147905820
so when are they gonna add this dude
>>147907996
>big dude with a hammer who hits things and has no distinctive look
never
>>147908178
>garrosh
>hammer
wat
>>147908178
>hammer
>no distinctive look
>Garrosh
U wot m8?
>>147908220
>>147908271
Just a reality reminder: Overwatch heroes will come before Garrosh. BOOM. Deal with it.
>>147908358
you are still wrong on both of your points you know?
>>147907996
Well he was on leakbros list of heroes that are being worked on.
>hurr durr turnarounds are what makes this game special
>every single map that isn't Towers of Doom can be snowballed extremely easy
>getting the objective on Blackheart's Bay is actually worse for your team if you're losing
Nice map, totally worth keeping in the rotation
>>147909240
>actually lying on the internet
>>147903745
>"Wots all this then me fish an' chips ain't in here bbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbbb"
>"Can't shoot straight, got to tell her off ... but feels too good ... urgh!"
>>147909287
>be 3 forts down
>pay
>pirate shoots one enemy fort and keeps 1-5 of your team from pushing or getting boss
>be leading by 3 forts
>pay
>no disadvantage because you're already winning and now you're winning even more
But wait, there's more!
>pirate can be made inaccessible to losing team simply by taking out mid and bot fort and pushing these lanes
>being on the losing side makes it harder for you to get dubloons
>map is so big a team wipe at lvl 20 isn't buying enough time for a core rush if it happens anywhere but in the middle or their half of the map and they still have keeps up
Nice map. Every other map has ways to get to the objective even for a team that's losing heavily (Immortals are in the middle of the map with no mid lane, Mines can be reached thru jungle easily and have 2 entrances, Infernal Shrines switch places, Towers of Doom has the tunnel, Spider Eggs can be reached by taking 2 steps out of your base, Tributes spawn randomly) except for Sky Temple which at least has 1-2 temples active in 3 locations. BHB is the only map that can be won by simply riddling ONE spot on it with aba mines and having Sylvanas push bot.
>>147908358
>get called out for being a retard
>yeah but youre still wrong doe
Thread is dead.
Post cute!
>>147911754
Dead thread, ded gaem
>>147909693
>BHB is the only map that can be won by simply riddling ONE spot on it with aba mines and having Sylvanas push bot
I never thought about that. Two chests fucking WHEN?
>>147912292
Heroes never die!
Last season when I played League of Legends:
ranked Silver 3 after placement games, made it to Gold 5 by the end of the season
Current season when I played Heroes of the Storm because I abandoned LoL:
ranked Gold 1 after placement games, made it to Platinum 4 so far
Did I just improve or is Heroes of the Storm that much easier than League of Legends?
>>147913110
Mercy will never join the HotS roster!
>>147913120
Neither, the ranking system in hots is slightly different. It's more evenly distributed than leauge's.
>>147913241
>implying she's not going to be an Auriel skin
>>147908358
hots will completely die off before garrosh is announced
>>147913618
yep
auriel = mercy skin
muradin = torbjorn (avatar =molten core)
raynor = soldier 76
blademaster = genji
stitches = roadhog
>>147914040
Don't forget Reaper for Valla
>>147914040
Got a sauce for that artist?
>>147914362
how new
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>-oh, uh, my blades are yours
>its a "lose 200 points because your team throws the draft" episode
>>147915313
>its a 48 hour silence episode
>its a "im turning off allied chat forever" episode
>>147914362
Green somthing something on tumblr
>>147914362
http://g1138.tumblr.com/
>Corpse Edition
>thread is literally dead
Well done op.
/hotsg/ you have ten seconds to answer this question!
One of the heroes from the game will spend a weekend with you.
Which one do you chose?
>>147918934
LUNARA
>>147918934
tychus, ideally prisoner tychus
DOE
>>147902546
>>147918107
>How many times do i have to say to all you Nwah's?
>I am not an undead, i just got better and Became a glorious Dunmer, see i have even true red eyes, a grey skin and ashen hair your idiots, i hope you assholes are dragged into Coldharbour, so molag bal can make you all his bitches.
Can you get silenced for not using any curse words? I thought calling people noob, retard, stupid, scrub, etc... was fair game.
>>147919172
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>>147919257
>Can you get silenced for being an asshole?
Yes.
>>147919274only if you're big enough for me anon
I had a dream where a more feminine Sonya and I were sent to space by NASA. And we came upon this blurry red cube that all of a sudden sucked us into this Earth like planet and we were completing quests and we relied on each other and we had this epic, death defying moment where we saved each others lives and laughed and laughed and suddenly feel in the deepest and sweetest love on this grassy field. He voice was much higher pitched and she was shorter/thinner.
My wife said I was viciously humping the air at 4 in the morning
>>147919292
Are you kidding me? What kind of babby game is this? How am I supposed to know where to draw the line?
>>147919468
>being a piece of shit is fair game
L O L
>>147919468
Have you tried not being an asshole and insulting others at every step?
>falstad skips a team fight for the tribute under top lane
>he is just attacking minions top, has ult and everything
>in another fight valla dies, after getting mind controlled
>supports are low on health
>we retreat
>falstad jumps behind the other team to gust them into us
>all 3 of them die
Next fight:
>we kill 4 of them, khara is low and is taking the tribute in bot lane near us
>TYRANDE SHOOTS OWL AT TOP LANE FOR FUCK KNOWS WHY
>everyone dies one by one once again
I'm having a hard time believing these ranks aren't just memes
>>147919673
welcome to real life kiddo
>>147919458
How big was Sonya's big meaty sword?
>>147919673
>>147919720
>not being an asshole to your noob teammates
howreddit.
>>147919730
>all 3 of them die
as in falstad lili and tyrande
>>147919920
enjoy your loss then
t. bronzies
wish they would buff leoric's march, it does fuck all damage
100% female. She was tender. And strong
And so beautiful. So perfect.
Oh my god I miss her
>>147919840
Didn't put your post number+ . See above
>>147919730
it's a meme, I have 1500 games and I get paired with people with 200 games, maybe the fact that no ones plays has to do with it because the game is dead, it's a dead game that is kill.
>>147919458
>He voice
My wife's son's birthday is coming up soon. He plays hots a lot and I wanted to buy him some skins, is there a way to gift those without having his credentials?
>>147922019
>My wife's son's
Back to >>>/v/ with you
>>147922019
They don't have the technology to gift things in hots.
>>147922019
unique way to gift something in hots is with
https://www.amazon.com/BattleNet-Pre-Paid-Game-Card-20-Mac/dp/B00PKK54PG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1468075775&sr=8-1&keywords=battle.net
In my country there is few stores that sells them for 20€. You should be able to find one easily.
>on losing streak
>placement faggot refuses to play anything but medivh
>check his profile
>he's lost every hero league game with him
>try to force someone else to dodge
>have to do it myself
Its nice that you don't lose points anymore, but it still seems like a shitty penalty when Blizzard's awful matchmaking lets the retards into diamond games.
>>147922019
lol how much of a cuckold are you? dating/getting married to a female that has already spawned a foreign blooded child
thats mental
Why do I have to play for 20 minutes when the match is already decided in draft?
>>147904348
>>147904521
she's there for mead
>>147922019
Gifting your wife's son without the wife's permission is an problematic male empowerment behavior, since your trying to undermine her by not needing her approval. I recommend you either gift her a more expansive gift immediately, or just send the money directly to the wife and her son or the wife's boyfriend.
>>147904947
YOU CANT STEAL WHAT YOU CANT TAP LOVE
SORRY BIG GUY
CHEER UP LOVE THE ________ IS HERE
>>147905789
>>147924892
Thats why you play heroes of the storm, including the lag spikes, mmr hell, based memes and the high leves of death
BECAUSE it's a feature, it's part of the "EXPERIENCE"
>>147908449
>MALGANS INSTEAD OF KEL'THU'SAD
>RAGNAROS AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER INSTEAD OF A CAPTURABLE BOSS
>ANOTHER DWARF? ...FOR WHAT?
what the hell are they thinking over there at blizz?????
>>147925662
KEL THU FREAKING ZAD WHEN?????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMGMQSp3m2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3VEalDEF-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM-K3jlhrX8
seriously fuck blizzard, they dont even know or care about their coolsest characters, fucking money grabbing hacks dont know what the hell their doing!
>try out PTR to see how the minion changes have affected games
>every match is won by backdooring during an objective fight
wow!
>>147908449
Why is Tyrande being developed twice?
>>147926743
Need more space for her ass
>>147919720
this is the carebear redditors blizzard is pandering too
kill yourselves
>>147919720
Fuck off cancer upvoat a suicide thread and kill yourself
>>147926974
>Call people doubleniggers
>get surprised that you got chatbanned
>"Hurr, how am i supposed to know what's not acceptable? fucking carebears"
>>147909693
>Mines can be reached thru jungle easily and have 2 entrances
>Mines can be reached
>Mines
MINES
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m8... how long has it been since you actually played this game?
i havent played mines since open beta of this game, the fuck are you talking about?
>>147926974
There's a difference between being asshats here where it's acceptable on some levels, and being an asshat in a game that you might be playing with children.
People come here to shitpost and it's an 18 plus message board. It's a fucking video game. Unsportsmanlike conduct is unbecoming.
>>147927780
2 hours ago in Customs with friends. The fact that mines have 2 entrances alone is enough to make it not as shit and broken as BHB.
>>147927859
You know what's "unsportsmanlike"? Being completely fucking shit at a video game that can be successfully taught to fucking donkeys with brain damage.
>>147926113
What would he even do.
>>147919219
>putting pants on Sylvanas because muh SJWs might get butthurt
>>147927426
People get offended with the slightest things, unless you use a stupid emoticon at the end.
I had idiots feed just because I was telling them what not to do, not insulting or anything just sounding neutral.
Also people don't get that offended if you call them names out of nowhere, but if you question their skill level. Calling someone a dumb fuck retarded faggot has LESS effect that addressing what they did wrong, with or without the insults. This is how the underage mind works, they use insults all the time so it's not a big deal but they don't want to hear others questioning what they do.
>>147912407
Two chests is fine, the fact that you have ONE spot to turn in coins at an incredibly dumb spot on the map is the problem. Among several other things.
>>147928276
>just sounding neutral
Somehow I doubt that, I can't imagine why though
why aren't you guys playing best assassin? he's even getting buffed next week
>>147925662
>he doesn't want to play a character who replaces the core
DIE, INSECT!
>>147918107
>Winston
would he be a good skin for butcher or tychus?
>>147928509
>these glasses
you forgot to hide tass's name though
>>147928509
Because alot of autistic kiddos ruin our point of view on him desu!
>>147928509
because he's already level 9 and I don't like playing assassins
>>147928509
How is Karazhim suppossed to heal BLINK SLUT, TELEPORT SLUT, RANGE SLUT and LE INVISIBLE MAN THAT RUNS AROUND?
>>147929047
it took me far too long to figure out whether you were talking about the blue or the red team
>>147929047
by punching things really hard in their general vicinity???j/k healing totem exists why tf would you waste your passive and W on anyone but yourself
>>147928642
>die, insect
>lightlord
eh...?
>>147902914
how big is sonyas dick?
>>147902914
Is cute! CUTEEE!
https://youtu.be/Fqp8QMYMquA?t=7m40s
>>147929420
On the shorter side, but thick and slightly curved to the left.
maiev when?
>>147929764
hope there is a season 2 of this, its pretty funny and hastits
>all these PTR bug reports
how do they ever plan to fix all of this in time
>>147918934
probably one of the protoss
they're pretty chill dudes
>>147918934
tyrandefor sex purposes, even though she is 7 feet tall and would probably laugh at my small human dick
>>147925387
>>147925218
>forcing the tracer butt meme
lmao
>>147930493
>for sex purposes
Shit, I almost didn't assume that.
>>147930279
>implying they will even try to fix them
>>147918934
Xul. He seems chill and not likely to kill me.
>>147928082
>What would he even do.
FEED ON PURPOSE!
THE MORE HE DIES THE STRONGER HE GETS!
dying increases his basic attack, ability damge and whichever ult you choose!
think about!
>im not feeding guys im suicide diving towers to get strong enough for the final push
he would be the ultimate meme character! lol
:D :D :D :D :D :D
>>147931307
>attacks through periodically respawning servants that hover around him and can be attacked
>one of them is his mount
>no basic attacks and no mount if all of them are dead
>can kill them off one by one to empower spells
might be crazy enough to actually work
>>147923903
you dont lose points for dodging HL?
>>147925013
I already gifted her some jewelry, and she doesn't have a boyfriendcurrently
i cant wait until they fix tyrandes tits and add body physics
>>147927859
Not trying hard is an insult to your teammate.
Play like shit, get treated like shit.
dude LUNARA
>>147930083
That's obviously Naisha though.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10692197
>>147933691
Garrosh, it's time to get off the internet.
>>147930516
Garona when?
>>147930209
Are there even subs after episode 5?
>>147926113
Micheal McConnohie did Kel's pre-Wrath and Hearthstone voice. He also did Uther and the Lich King.
Trying to think if he does any more in HotS besides Xul.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10705972
>>147911754
I am so glad this artist is still making HOTS stuff.
>>147918934
I'd have awkward small talk with Johanna over tea.
>>147929373
He does say Die, Insect when you attack with him.
>>147935232
Strawpoll doesn't load.
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu.....
>>147928197
there's no need for that anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDD9-x_adkk
>>147935232
sgt hammer is u need to suck lot of dicks to rank up and get tank
after her
jaina
li ming
johanna
>>147930083
>Maiev
>riding a cat
delet
>>147935212
>no Warriv
>no Epoch Hunter
>no Kel'thuzad
Michael McConnohies of the Storm when
>>147934115
>We will never get a Garona that plays like a Rogue
>D is a stealth toggle, turns her basic abilities into Sap, Ambush and Cheap Shot while stealthed. Cannot mount while stealthed.
>Basic abilities out of stealth are Mutilate/Backstab (Changes when behind a hero for extra damage), Shadowstep, Envenom.
>1 toggles which kind of poison she has applied to her daggers, effectively changing the effect on Envenom and her basic attacks to a lesser degree.
>Ultimates are Killing Spree and Shadow Dance
>Can talent to get Vanish, Dodge, and Blind.
>>147939209
He was also Deathwing, Malygos, the Vrykul king dude, and about half a dozen other minibosses.
>>147907091
ya but then he felt bad and said he was super sorry. and modern angry Jaina is awful we deff lucked out with cutie Jaina
>>147905789
The world could always use more Chromies.
>>147939453
>the only not shit voice acting in Dragon Soul was based Michael McConnohie
I was unaware but I'm not surprised
>>147919468
What did you expect? That's the only reason to have a silence function
what girls are needed in the nexus?
izsha
araneae
kerrigan andariel skin
leah
velhari
garona
sonya draka skin
zaela
proper widowmaker skin with face and voice and bigger ass
amazon
eirena (enchantress)
lady vashj
alexstrasza
ysera
idk maiev but she has armor lol
auriel mercy skin
valeera
pharah maybe
elisandre from legion
dva can go fuck herself, she is rlly too boring, just a dumb gamer girl who the fuck needs her in the blizzard afterlife
the less characters from overwatch = the better
MY POST CHARACTERS COUNT = 19 CHARS. BLIZZ RELEASE 12 A YEAR
>>147939424
>we will never get a Garona who is that ripped
>not in the movie
>not in the game
but m-muh dick...
>>147940701
>dva can go fuck herself
I'd prefer if I was doing it desu
>>147940701
SORRY I MEANT CYDAEA* INSTEAD OF ARANEAE
>>147940701
>leah
What would she even be doing?
>>147940701
D2 Assassin
Valeera Sanguinar, although I'd prefer Garona for the Rogue role.
>>147928509
>More wolf damage, less human damage.
>More ult damage, higher cd.
It's a nerf. Wolf doesn't need more damage, because wolf has no trouble dealing damage in the first place. But his pokes worse and his ult isn't going to always be up anymore.
And they promised to fix his cocktail and it's still trash.
>>147940998
transform in d3 diablo and just some fire shit
>>147940701
We need a fem draenei
who is the skeleton guy on diablo 2 cover supposed to be
>>147942572
The Dark Wanderer.
Diablo inhabiting Aidan's body. So it's Diablo, basically.
Can I get a quick rundown on everyone who came out after Xul? Haven't played in several months.
Are they shit, can I pick without being raged at, etc
>>147942076
One day for sure.
>>147942838
Dehaka - He's pretty good bruider/secondary tank.
Tracer - One of the best Assassins in the game, pretty much. Elusive as fuck, shits all over any Assassin who can't escape or stun/defend themselves basically.
Medivh - REALLY fucking good. Great at protecting others whilst still dealing a lot of damage. A lot of people say he's OP and should likely be toned down, while others say he isn't because of his winrate. So it's that whole bullshit fucking problem of shitters skewing everything for everyone.
Chromie - Is pretty decent, for the most part she kind of needs other people to slow and hard CC for her to reliable land her stuff, but otherwise she's a total howitzer cannon, people say she's below so many others purely because she has no escape and you know, her reliance on other people bringing the CC and whatnot. She's still good no matter what, she just isn't as faceroll as fuck as "the better picks" are.
Gul'dan - Looking to be pretty damn good. Great clear, consistently puts out enough damage to be a threat that provides a lot of pressure, meteor raining ult is really crappy though.
For people who have been playing Gul'dan, does the fear ulti send people running away from the center of where you cast it or is it random?
>>147939908
>til michael gough and illidan's original VA is now working at zenimax because of diablo 3 fuck up when they killed cain
>>147941336
Natalya will be a Skin for Garona or Valla
>>147902546
>>147919219
>>147928197
>>147937835
>til with high poly and bodyslide she looks hotter than she usually is with those Dark elf Jugs, Thanks /tesg/
>>147943001
it will be a Yrel skin for Johanna or Uther
>>147940701
Kerrigan's model is ugly and badly animated as balls, and blizzard doesn't want to update her with the SC2 One
>>147944007
kys reddit
>>147943001
My apologies.
>>147942076
are there any gem draeneis? they all seem to have huge cocks
>>147940701
I want Moira. Don't make fun, she's cool.
>>147944663
fresh bread?
>>147944951
n e w b r e a d w h e n
>>147926743
Because she is best girl, so releasing her again is the best idea.
So, are people joking when they say Zag and Gul'dan are first bans now? Or are they that good?
Is Gul'dan a burst mage or sustain?
>>147945482
>So, are people joking when they say Zag and Gul'dan are first bans now? Or are they that good?
>
>Is Gul'dan a burst mage or sustain?
guldan is okay, nothing special. zagara flat out broken and i will personally ban her every chance i get.
>>147945482
>new scary thing that I hate because I have no idea how to play against it
>better ban it!!!!!!
>>147944440
In Velen's short story (which was mostly about anduin), Anduin was getting his little dick hard to the sight of fem draenei, even he would want them in there.
>>147945573
Man, so new Zag is actually better than old Zag? They completely changed her, so I don't know how to judge.
Is it just the minion changes?
There are no breaks on the Xul rape train
>>147945860
>tales from bronze QM
>>147945829
I only played two games with zag on the ptr but she looks to be a really strong lane pusher and lots of vision, especially after level 20 and ofcourse global presence with nydus
can zag still bully with hydras?
don't think i'll want to play her anymore if she's just a split-push bot now.
>>147946019
So, Maw's no longer the pick? I thought that was half the reason people picked her. I was awful at maw, so this might be good news.
Do vs AI matches not count for quests anymore? I had a 1/2 SC hero quest and I played an SC hero vs AI and it's still @ 1/2. I didn't AFK at all.
>>147946590
they do
>>147946608
Then why didn't that quest complete? What a scam.
>>147946729
the hell do i know anon
i'm not blizzard
>>147946838
>i'm not blizzard
Metzen plz
>>147948242shh.
>>147946362
Probably depends on team comp but nydus now gives bigger radius on creep, 1 second off cds when attacking on creep, 10 minute creep tumor duration at 20, 20% extra run speed boost at 20 and possibly something I forgot about
>>147946590
>play Zagara, Sonya or Rehgar
>assassin quest doesn't complete
uhhh, Blizzard?
>>147942838
someone will bitch about all of them because none are braindead tier and dictate play/picks a bit.
dehaka - global persistence but not much else. push a little, gank a little, get blown up because no one else took melee anything
tracer - mostly a waste of gold over valla. brings little to a team unless you pick 4-5 against a team that can hardly touch you.
meh dive - easier to take zeratul, gustad, or just play warrior. his value can be all over the place game to game with randoms.
chromie - need protection badly. can be rough as a solo assassin with a huge target on your back. another late pick on matchup confidence.
>its a "solo tyrande against a dive comp" episode
>>147949234
Just blow them up before you get blown up, that's the way of solo support tyrande.
>>147949234
who doesnt want to dive face first into tyrandes ass
>>147921006
Maybe you should ask yourself why after onethousandfivehundred games you're still as bad as a new player senpai
>qm
i wouldn't play it but i want to learn vikings. plz help.
>Win every single team fight
>20-6
>Azmodan has pushed our shit hard
>Enemy team goes balls out and takes boss after we kill 2 of them
>Kill 3 of them at the boss as the other 2 respawn
>Tell them to rush core
>Nope! defend the boss and then the enemy team just bum-rushes our core and win
God damn pussies.
>>147954303
Blizzard's been known to pay players to lose so everyone gets a chance at winning, fake profiles and everything. Ever notice a shitter who threw a match hard immediately go offline after Defeat? Congratulations, you've met a Blizzard employee.
>>147953815
play unranked draft
>>147954632
I love this new mem
>won 14 out of 16 games with xul
>lost 2 when someone from my team disconnected when the game started
Reduced MMR/ranked points loss when losing with someone disconnected when?
>>147953815
what are you in ranked? if your team mates dont play around the vikings style you are not going to learn/practice how they are supposed to be played. if you are decent ranked just play them in hl
>>147955194
Overwatch does this and everyone hates it
Winning team gets reduced points for winning (1/15th of a full win) and losing team loses reduced points (1/15th of a full loss)
the only issue here is that the winning team bitches about it, instead of the losing team
>>147955653
because it's shitty for someone on the losing team to throw a tantrum and quit so the winning team doesn't actually gain anything from the win
>>147955865
But its ok for a team to have no chance of winning because of a disconnect? Ok.
>>147955653
>bitching about not getting full points for winning a 5v4
Just tell them to go kill themselves
>>147955865
Ban the people who leave games too often from HL
>>147955865
well yeah..
at the same time, there's no feasible way for a system to detect whether or not someone left the match because of an actual issue or because they were just being a pussy and ragequit
>>147956123
>if i'm gonna lose this game, i'm gonna make it so that the other team doesn't get any points for it!
it's too easily abused and pretty much everyone does it
if you're in a team, it's even worse because people just trade off rage quits, since it's time based. you have one guy "rage quit", and now your team loses almost nothing, then the next game, if you lose again, someone else takes the blow, and your entire team gets yet another pass
Kaplan said they're planning a fix that comes out this next week, but until then, that's the issue they have to deal with
there's potential for this to be just as easily abused in hots as well
>>147955325
im d3 but i don't feel comfortable to play heroes that i'm not familiar and experienced with. i don't want to place that handicap on myself and neither on others.
>>147954829
guess i will do that.
How much longer must I await my eternal reward /hotsg/?
Hearthstone,Starcraft, and WoW are the only Blizzard games worth playing on the weekend.
Can't play team games (HOTS/Overwatch) with all these retards.
>>147956629
I'd say at least TEN THOUSAND YEARS
t. not Illidan
>>147956937
>maiev will never rape you for 10000 years
>90% of the shitters whining on the blizzard official forms have their hotslogs set to private
kek
>>147957669
would that show up for me if i never visited hotslogs on my account?
>>147957818
Probably. Look yourself up.
>>147957818
if you ever played a game with someone who uploaded the replay to hotslogs, you'll show up
it won't be accurate (because you need to upload hundreds of replays for better estimates) but you'll still show up
>>147957981
>>147958060
Neat, so someone else's autism can keep track of my stats. Jwargod here.
>>147958310
it's only accurate if most of your replays are uploaded, if you're relying on other people to upload those games, you'll get a wonky estimate at best
![2821354-jaina_proudmore1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fr71U3Q.jpg "2821354-jaina_proudmore1[1].jpg")
I'm here to breed!
>>147958667
>tfw the artist failed at drawing jaina
>but managed to perfectly draw some random slut cosplaying jaina
Anyone for unranked?
I want to try some new heroes, but not have a shitty team comp
>>147958310
There's in fact another level of autism in which players will leave draft if their team has a low hotslog MMR, they check it while they queue with an external program for autismal people.
If your hotslog is not complete and has a low MMR, you should upload only your wins for a while to even it out. Because if it's not complete then it's not accurate anyways and shouldn't matter even if you start uploading from now on, it will take many months until you can see any real result.
>>147958803
looks like a less downy CM desu
So I got demoted to platinum today.
this is the kind of dumbasses I have to deal with now.
>>147960468
should have played Sonya and you would've won
>>147960468
I wouldn't bet on that comp though, they do have more burst and mobility, azmodan or xul would have been a much better pick you have too many soft heroes.
Any idea how to run this game on a toaster? Not counting setting everything to low. Everything is running smoothly and then bam my fps drops to 1 for 30secs+
>>147961805
set your power options to high performance
if possible, enforce your gpu to use maximum performance at all time
check background processes and services and disable anything you don't need
in variables.txt, disable shadows entirely
My Opinion is that Recall should not remove roots, slows or blind,. It should displace tracer, but leave the effect.
same for slows. her mobility is fine, but she should have actual consequence for getting hit.
>>147961805
Check your card driver, set everything on performance. Disable windows update service and any antivirus since they eat your CPU, and other programs. The game's FPS also depends on your internet connection, because the game engine has to synchronize with the server.
Check your RAM usage and see if it peeks when it slowsdown, your computer uses your HDD as memory (which is slower) when it runs out of RAM memory.
Also download CPU temperature monitor that keep logs, play a game and check if the temperature peeks when your fps drops.
>>147961593
I don't deny that, but it was out of my hands, I was 2nd pick.
The point was Arthas makes an excuse that is entirely irrelevant.
>>147962821
I forgot, a program that does this is core temp.
What tanks are good to pick vs tracer/ Mobile comps?
For some reason I though Diablo would be good on Tracer on BoE. I landed my stuns on her pretty often, and it still didn't matter. Maybe nobodoy capitalized on it enough.
I feel like people are mentaly trained to think Tracer is invincible. Maybe my team didnt capitlize off of it enough.
Creep tumors need to be permanent until they are killed. If I'm going to invest time planting these things, the enemy team needs to invest time killing them.
y/n?
>>147963558
double the mana cost and yes
>Team mates that completely ignore the fucking objectives and just sit in lane all game
>Team mates that show up to a team fight after you've died despite pinging for ages you are going to jump someone with them.
Is it normal to want to strangle people with piano wire?
>>147963558
I agree, the way it looks on the PTR, it's too easy to deny zagara the bonuses from creep unless her team is already stomping.
it's a ''win more'' hero now
