Laughing, joking, numbnuts edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Fish!
Friendly reminder to always cherish your skeleton, they hold your flesh together
sans
bones
Late night chill
>>147893609
sans?
>>147893756
sans.
>>147880887
bestmom/best lifting partner
>>147893609
sans
lizard
My ability to get appropriate rest and take of myself leaves much to be desired.
>>147893773
sans!
>>147893782
Not that anon, but I love it!
Fuggertale
I want Asgore to spank me!
>>147893880
rattle them bones because it is time for skeletons
>>147893910
Anyone have the one where he dunks Chara instead of this poor, unsuspecting anon?
>>147894040
You sure you want this guy to spank you?
>>147894040
he looks like Barney
Your favorite undertales choreographing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gScJ2aIFGA
>>147893782
Not the OR but I love it and thank you for always being perfect Pumpkin
>>147880887i miss flower hours
>>147894148
Why is Asgore a Shadowrun Troll?
>>147894243
Love the flowe
Who here has cool/cute images/gifs of the demon child?
>>147894109
Why not sans dunking sans?
>>147894260
Who knows?
I don't buy this theory but I like this art
>>147894243
quoted by mistake
>>147894148
Yes!
>>147894173
I want Barney to spank me
>>147894148
>>147894040
I hate both of these in different but just as strong ways
>>147894382
I get that feel from fanart a lot.
>>147894082
I'm ready to rattle
>>147894371
Oh, well more power to you then.
>>147894382
Are they killing you on the inside?
>>147894312
flowey a cute
>>147894324
pff who would like such a shit character I mean reallyI have a looooot of the best child
>>147894324
Cake!
>>147894495
>Are they killing you on the inside?
I mean I don't like them but beyond joking about how terrible they are they aren't actually triggering me or anything. I actually go looking pretty much everywhere for Asgore stuff so theres a good chance i've already seen the worst of the worst in terms of fanart
>>147894491we're all skeletons now
>>147894640
Eating!
>>147894040
>That tail
Is that Bowser?
Cute.
>>147894680
Well,I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left Asgore; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread... buried alive! Buried alive...!just kidding! I'm just messing with yah!
>>147894832
Yes
don't ask that artist is total shit
>>147894835
I love my mommy
>>147894835
holy fuck thats a cute mom.
In any case, I'm headin out to bed. Sleep well brothers!
nice
>>147894040
Why is that Bara artists draw the worst faces ever?
>>147895000
Take care, bro.
>>147894693There's a skeleton inside of you right now
>>147894810
>>147894040
Me too!
Haha, fuck. I can't write lesbian sex. What am I doing.
Hey /utg/, is it true that if you mention certain anons of infamy or mention certain topics, they will come?
>>147895186
Try it out
>>147895134
Burn the demon
>>147895186
yes
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>147895000
>>147895123
Trips confirm comfy times and restful sleep.
Goodnight brother.
>>147895186
Seems to happen regularly with one particular anon, yeah.
>>147895217
>>147895230
Okay, um, should I really try?
>>147895125
Your brain is encased in the skull, so, you are inside the skeleton. Though, more correctly, we are connected to the skeleton, the skeleton is us. How nice.
>>147895125
oh fuck anon dont spook me like that
>>147895301
do it
>>147895276
Which one?
>>147882076
Last one for today.
>>147895301
Stare into a mirror in a dark room and repeat their name three times.
Do you guys think since matpat gave him a copy of this game the pope has become Undertale trash?
>>147895364I love you
>>147895484
>the Pope could be posting here RIGHT NOW
>>147895364
youre literally the best, thank you pumpkin
>>147895484
what characterfag is the pope?
>>147895537
maybe you are the pope
or
maybe i am the pope
who knows
>>147895567
jesusfag
>>147895484
Who cares, fuck that guy. If he can't defend us against an invading religion like he's supposed to what good is he?
How do I summon Frick? Is he like Beetlejuice?
Frick?
Frick!
FRICK!
>>147895627
The real question is why would you want to summon him?
>>147895627
All I can imagine is edgegoat in a striped suit bantering about being dead.
>>147895590
Man Undyne is so cool you guys
I can totally relate to her
By the way how do I get past the Hotlands puzzles
>>147895347
I really am not sure if I should summon the anons.
I claim this thread for the democratic process
http://www.strawpoll.me/10701475
>>147895861
Nut up or shut up you piece of shit.
>>147895990
this desu
>>147895319
We are one
>>147895343
i hope I didn't shake you up too much
>>147895364
I love this
>>147895990
Alright. fine.jerk
Alright............let the summoning commence.So, I have a few choice questions for you, /utg/. So I was wondering if Burgerpants counts as a cat, and if so, would catfucker do anything to them, or is it only nonanthromorphic cats? Also would Asgore viciously vore Burgerpants or do a comfy vore, and would goatanons jump on into the stomache as well? And another thing, would having all those anons inside asgores stomach lure the castration chara twins into the stomache as well? Also who among us would remind us that liking certain characters means you missed part of the game? And one last thing, would that guy really want to fuck the goat???
Will this do for summoning them?
>>147895627
hi whats up
>>147896053
Asvore probably isn't posting around this time
>>147896057
Oh hey it's you. I just wanted to say.
>>147896036
I would also like to partake in skeleton posting.
>>147896057
holy shit it worked
>>147896057
Hey, it's frick! How's it going?
>>147896053
leave burgerpants alone
>>147896057
hey
>>147896201
They made me do it. To summon the anons from the pits.
>>147896057
ACT
INSERT
>>147896324
no one made you do anything. take responsibility.
>>147896109
>>147896201
hi
>>147896186
im playing vidya instead of drawing like i should be
>>147896343
do not
>>147896386
Oh cool, what game are you playing?
>>147896368
Looks like it didn't work, I guess I'm free of any responsibility anyways.
>>147896386
>>147896514
If it makes you feel better as one of the people you were trying to call on I feel honored
>>147896620
Awesome! Partial summoning worked! Thanks for coming.
>>147896608
nO
>>147896421the wow legion betai got an invite last night and im freaking out because its actually fun
I wish asgore was my daddy and said and did daddy things to me
>>147896851
Is the demon hunter fun?
>>147896851
Oh yeah? I haven't played that game in ages. Congratulations on getting an invite to the game.
>>147896919
it doesnt get its full kit till 110 (whereas every other class is pretty much fleshed out at 100 minus some artifact abilities) so its hard to tell but i like the playstyle
its extremely mobile, makes monk look fat and slow
havent tried tank spec yet
>>147896898
such as?
>>147896898
>>147897049
"Anon, my child stop being a little shit and get me a beer"
I wish Sans was my cool uncle and said and did cool uncle things with me
I wish Papyrus was my sexy lover and said and did sexy lover things with me
>>147897261
Wouldn't you rather him be yourDunkle?
I wish Mettaton was my boss and did boss things to me
>>147897472
>the bot posing seductively to distract you
>the bot making you polish his rear panel with your bare hands
>>147897392
i hate this flesh colored skeleton
>>147897584
I'd polish dat ass as volunteer work.
whatsimple thingshould i draw?
>>147897049
Well, maybe when I'm sad or scared he'd hold me up to his big strong chest and say "shh, Anon, daddy's here..." and then we'd go snuggle and when I calmed down he'd say something like "That's my darling little boy. Don't worry, child, everything is okay now. I'll protect you."
I wish Gaster was my neat grandpa and said and did neat grandpa things with me.
>>147897828
gaster dangling from a rope and it's a parody of that 'you can do it' poster. bonus points if wingdings but not necessary.
>>147897835
those are not things a daddy would say, daddy things would be 'shutup' and 'stop crying' and 'it will be your fault of your mother has bruises'
>>147898004
Well yeah but that's things real daddies say, not fantasy perfect daddies
>>147897392
Sans is TwoFlower
>>147897828
A sleeping Temmie.
>>147898084
I don't like fantasies where everything is happy and perfect, it feels creepy and wrong
>>147898158
this desu. all my dad says is how disappointed in me he is and i wouldnt have it any other way
>>147897828
Asrielle hugging a Tem.
>>147898096
Someone needs to make a Watch inspired story where Undyne and the royal guard solve crimes in New Home.
>>147898096
that Rincewind looks really strange, what's that from?
>>147898004
>>147898084
Like how perfect fantasy mommies say things like "You're such a sweet little boy anon, so cute! Come snuggle with mommy!" but real mommies say things like "When are you gonna cut the lawn and get a job and step up as a man? You can't keep pretending you're still a little boy forever. If you don't get a job in two weeks you can't stay here anymore."
>>147898158
I like them, they make me feel nice and help me escape from reality
>>147897828
burgerpants selling nicecream a glamburger
>>147898341
http://jinndev.deviantart.com/art/Discworld-98040014
>>147897747
>>147897584
LEWD WARNINGhttps://twitter.com/e_damurushi/status/671743400694026240/photo/1
Real rattling bone hours!
>>147897828
Toriel playing a guitar. If that's a bit complicated, maybe her just restful
>>147898602
this isn't that lewd
it's just a butt
>>147898690
shhh
>>147898739
It is a lewd butt, anon.
>>147898790
Can my butt be lewd too?
>>147898772
RATTLING BONES
N-nekogitune...
>>147898790
butts are cool
>>147898847
nah your butt is ok
>>147898573
oh, thank you, I thought it might be from a game or something I'd never seen
>>147898602
I care less for hip gap, but fuck that is a fine, fine booty.
>>147897584
>>147897747
>>147898602
How could I ever resist to post this in a moment like this? I am not the guy that spam it in every thread, but damn. With an ass like that I wish I would be that guy.
>>147898690
rattling while snoozing
>>147898985
Make some rattling noises! I want to get real spooked.
>>147898956
Why don't you check what's on the other side...?
>>147898849
hushat least cast muffle if you insist on rattling
>>147899071
It would be my pleasure.
>>147899114
But I want to use my megaphone and rattle my bones around!
Why do people think doing a Genocide run means you're evil and you don't care about the characters? There's a ton of character stuff you only see in Genocide, especially how it expands on the Asriel and Chara story. Hell, Genocide is the only way to find out why Sans is how he is.
>>147898960
How would anybody would let other guy do that?Fuck it, I want to be the /utg/ personal onahole.
>>147899031
does this count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjjQqd0eLzw
Speaking of butt, I found unintentionally MTT brand underwear with pixellated hot pink and white hearts today while I was shopping.
https://youtu.be/Ns91jtuPHZI
>>147899371
did you buy it?
>>147899371
Was it "MTT" branded or how? Explain. I want twenty of those.
>>147899427Well. I am a robofucker, what do you think, anon?
>>147899304
Of course~!Enjoy your AIDS, you motherfucker.
>>147899304
what's an onahole?
>>147899249
Because people who think that are dumb
I really like a lot of the characters in this game but at the end of the day its still just a game and what you do in it doesn't actually reflect what sort of person you are in real life and just because you killed a character doesn't also mean you didn''t like or even care about that character. Like you said if you don't do genocide then you miss out on a lot of character growth / motivations that you wouldn't have gotten otherwise not to mention a fair number of fun fights like Undying and Sans.
>>147899550
think like a sock you would jack off in but fancy
>>147899550
It is something you use as a masturbation device. Just like your hand, but softer.
>>147899443
They were at Kohl's, just one of their brands. The hearts just happen to look hilariously like Undertale soul hearts.
>>147899514
oh, that's nice
i like robotfags (even though your images being me down sometimes)
Are AU ideas okay here?
I came up with an idea for a Toriel over Mettaton thing. A simple ghost that embodies maternal feelings that wants to be able to raise monsters of all kinds.
I would have done the EX form, but I'm not sure how to make it look. If I changed the species of Toriel, there's no reason for it to look like a goat, and I'm not sure how I'd translate Toriel into a more humanoid form...
Do these look okay though?
>>147899514
Picture, please.Don't wear them, you dirty mind.
>>147899607
>>147899638
oh, gross. thanks though
>>147899670
I like you, Nicepants anon.
>>147899319
Oooh, spooky
>>147899404
There is a skeleton in a symbiotic relationship with all of us right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQ7XuxsONE
>>147899792
aw, thanks
>>147899809
what
this is not possible
>>147899841
horrific
Damn, is that onahole anon mentally ill? That guy will be pregnant.
>>147899249
I haven't seen anyone argue that sort of thing in a long time
Chara's FEET!
>>147899937
It's possible, they are inside you right now, holding you together and protecting your brain and organs
>>147899841
>>147899404
>all these nude skeleton children flaunting their bones
I don't want to go to jail
>>147900005
oh they are so nice
protecting our stuff and being just chill there
we should have a day to celebrate the skeletons
>>147900140
They are, they always got your back.
I SAID
CHARA'S
FEET
i won the last thread
>>147900414
but the real question is
can you win that anon's heart?
>>147899981
>onahole anon
what is this
>>147900356
I SAID BONE RATTLING!
Goodnight /utg/
Take one of the weirder requests I've gotten
>>147900458
haven't I already ;)
>>147900534
i-its hip?
>>147899738
Thought maybe I could find a picture online, but no such luck. They were on clearance so I imagine they weren't too popular. I have no camera or phone, but tomorrow when I return home at some point I could take a pic.I'm the small chick so some of you'd probably like me to be wearing them, but yeah like that's going to happen.
>>147900545
aww i think that anon is really into you
>>147900534
good night
i should go too desu, i'm dying already
>>147900616
>small chickcute proportions girl?
STOP LOOKING AT SKELETON CP ON YOUTUBE, ANON!
>>147900751Yeah, 5'5"/120? That's me.
>>147900764
Skeleton cheese pizza?
>>147900764
Eww, I can see his pubic symphysis, what a slut
>>147900926
YES!
WHY WOULDN'T YOU HAVE ANY OTHER TOPPING ASIDE FROM CHEESE ON YOUR SKELETON PIZZA?! DISGUSTING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clJ9BlO40jY
>>147901023
Wouldn't papy hate pizza since it's greasy?
I got a spicy skell
>>147900920
knew it. im gonna have to say the other anon is dumb and for proper demonstration of said underwear you have to wear them in the pic
>>147901013
He's showing off his slutty little sacrum and all you worry about is his pubic symphysis?!
>>147901073
The excessive sweating always makes me think he has magic constipation.
>>147901073 comes with spicy lizard
>>147901201
I like to think he's really sweaty because all of the illegal boxing matches he does for glory and dosh.
does the thread feel weird tonight or am I drunk
>>147901268
>>147901073
Gonna need a glass of milk for all this spice
>>147901127
It's like he begs for someone to reach between his femurs touch his coccyx with two or three fingers
>>147901419
Well, it is the
>laughing
>joking
>numbnuts
edition.
>>147901303
he's on the run from the cops. i would be sweaty too.
>>147898878
What am I looking at?
>>147901629
Video games
>>147899114
>Sams bluetism coupled with Papyrus being red for once
>>147899718
It's cute. As for EX, maybe a semblance of a benevolent goddess figure. Dunno
>>147901716
at least the blush is pink
>>147901716
maybe he ate a popsicle
I can forgive that artist because they do the cutest stuff
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
I WANT TO FUCK THE SKELETON
>>147902090
[Radio Static]
I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST
/utg/ I'm having one of those times where I go on a spree of looking at spooky stuff and I'm scared but I can't stop watching help please
>>147899718
Pretty cute idea in my opinion. Not sure if Torighost could use a Delta Run but otherwise it's very adorable.
>>147902327
death isn't real idiot
>>147902153
So do I.
>>147902259
>only gen1 mons in pokemon go
>cant catch my fave
nostalgiafags ruin everything
>>147902369
Really?
>>147902538
i hope they never add more desu
>>147902541
well riddle me this
/utg/ certainly doesn't deserve to stay alive, just look at the current thread
but has it died?
no
death is a meme
>>147902538
Do you think they'll add the rest?
>>147902712
>>147902780
well hope they do
>>147902736
>tfw my grandparents fell for the death meme
So, how do you think ranged weapons and killing intent work together? If somebody has a gun and shoots a monster, does it strike them with full force and multipliers? How far can you get the full boost? How would it work with an artillery platform with multiple people involved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4nHLHDtyVA
This reminds me of a certain /utg/ poster.
>>147903081
What happens if you sneeze on a monster you hate, with killing intent? Do they die of disease? Do they get damaged like with normal stuff?
>>147903081
I choose to ignore that part of the lore because it makes no sense and Toby is a hack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=301lp51z_cE
Reminder to never give up your hopes and dreams.
>>147903464
As soon as I get some, I'll never let them go.
>>147903286
I thought that was a crossdresser for a moment there.
>>147903286
boxboy?
>>147903730
Is he okay?
anyone want a gote request? im bored
>>147903323
I don't think they die of disease, as the bacteria don't hate the monster and want it to die. Maybe there is a minimal amount of force required, and maybe it has to be done as an attack specifically for intent to apply.
>>147904191
Draw a gote interacting with /utg/ posters.
did muscleanon died?
>>147904191
yes i'll request one gote please
>>147904224
Wait, aren't monsters 99% magic or something?
Can they get sick if there is nothing to infect?
>>147904191
sure thing guy
im up for it, gimme your gote request
>>147904339
>>147904263
drawing request
>>147904037
He died.
>>147904408
But he said goodnight tonight
>>147904394
yes im aware. one gote drawing please
>>147904394
yes, my tablet is plugged in
the pen is in my hand right now
wat'chu want?
>>147904394
a gote vomiting into another gote like a mother bird feeding its chicks
>>147904467
He died in his sleep. Freak heart attack, never saw it coming.
>>147904262
probably, i recall him being around like 2-3 months ago
>>147904604
Anon why would you say this
>>147904262
His spirit lives on as long as you lift.
