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http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
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http://simpleradar.com/
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>Watching Streams
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
>Old Thread
>>147816203
>be you
welp better kill myself
>cuckdian
>guardian in charge of guarding c4
>guardian
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting
>guardian of their skines
Reminder that FalleN is white.
Fuck Nuke shit is awful
I always laugh when the score hits 9-11 and everyone starts spamming ANELE on twitch chat.
reminder that this is not the /pol/ overflow board
>>147833404
>twitch chat
Found reddit.
>>147833398
HOW MUCH?
>american cs
liquid sure has a nice line-up :^)
>>147833294
>be me
>be cute
>have cute gf (male)
>be global
>be you
>be not cute
>don't have anything
>be gold nova
>probably watches anime
kys my man
I like how navi dumpstered hiko playing squeaky two rounds in a row
>>147833669
>gf
>male
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!???
>>147833669
please lose weight
>>147833669
>global
>aka the highest floating shit on the toilet
>this is somehow a thing to be proud of
>>147833669
>He doesn't watch anime
top kek this nerd
FATKO ARE U KIDDING ME
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hiko was kidding all along
Oh my god lads, in OG McSkillets new video he opens $1000 dollars worth of cobblestone cases!
This is insane!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThY_vS7iwbg
USA USA USA
>14 rounds
time to choke
I saw FalleN at a grocery store in Cologne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
FalleN said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
After that FalleN took out his iPhone and started looking for Pokémon until he hit his head on the wall. I went to him and said, "I was don't know this details"
Choke time, lads!
it's been about 6 months since i last cared about csgo. anything I should know that happened since then?
>>147834306
-Inferno
+Nuke
BR's don't understand what a contract is
>>147834281
7/10
WE COBBLE NOW
>opened a p250 imperial dragon stattrak battle scarred something around two weeks ago
>by the time I can actually sell the goddamn thing after restrictions the price has halved
Fuck everything.
navi is so frustrating to watch prob the dumbest team I seen
USA USA USA USA USA USA
who has the best cobblestone?
Why the fuck would you peek
can we just have a fast cobble, nobody gives a shit about these 2 shitters
let fnatic play already
shame edward got caught out here, he needed to be hidden so much earlier
navi so fukin shite
gonna lose 1-2 to fucking liquid hook
Hiko single-handedly saved this sorry ass team.
>cuck'vi
>>147834435
hownew.ru
>impartial casting
kek
you dont know now you know
>>147834683
Navi
>>147834683
Navi if Guardian is even half focused.
>>147834770
>navi
>losing memebble to liquid
hahaha no
SK or VP who to pick? I assume SK because favelas have no shame in toggling as soon as the match starts.
>>147834768
i want to kiss nick cannella!!
>>147834903
VP will win at least 1 map, on a good veto they can win even, because Luminosity's knowledge of VP is very limited (thanks to all the time VP spent in the dumpster). Use that to your betting knowledge
>bet against liquid in decider and qf because i want them to win
>in retrospect realize i probably put too much on navi
>now i dont want either team to win
help
>>147834903
If you have to ask then I advice you to stop betting right now.
i love baeW!!!
https://twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/751469236934049792
>>147821651
its pretty good
nothing too crazy, we r in germany
>>147821549
max zoom with me shitty phone
>>147821539
id say 20
>>147834903
I think VP has a decent shot if the odds are 60+ for SK putting a cheeky bet on VP might be worth it.
1 bite closer
Should I go to NYC ESL in October?
>>147835039
Are you fucking high... VP has no chance whatsoever.
>>147835052
I want to fuck you so hard right now if you actually look like that picture
>>147835195
>>147835052
Hey VP has never played against the new favelas I just want to be safe
low sens cucks need to leave
why does pashas face twitch and move so much
he even does it in that esl clothing advert
pretty easy skines tbqh
>>147835324
whats the threshold between low and high sens?
>>147835195
1 bite closer
but 1 more team killed
>>147835269
delet this
>>147835195
>>147835365
oh anon
>>147835289
VP was struggling against 4 man Astralis. Zonic went 25-53 in the series and still VP was struggling to win. Both maps went OT.
>>147834903
vp fo sho my man
t. brazilian gambler
>>147835052
if you spell like that then i advise you to hang yourself
>>147835324
>get cucked by low sens alphas
>be mad
>make this post
the absolute city of you
>>147835365
RIP skines.
>>147835324
kys Elige
>>147834903
If you're betting on something you don't understand you might as well play roulette
>>147835365
I want liquid to win but
>betting on any NA team
>ever
Nope
>>147835365
madman
Those floating logos are really shiny.
They must cost alot.
>>147835365
Oh anon...
>>147835373
average for pro players is probably 45cm/360, so <35cm
>>147835373
900edpi
>>147835653
A small loan of a million of dollars
>>147835818
fuck off reddit, this thread is /pol/ territory
>tfw you waste all your skill during warmup
Halving my sens from 3,3 to 2,0 400DPI literally made me twice the player.
>>147835225
>no chance
>bet on VP to win with LG -1.5
>VP wins their own map pick
>collect skins
give me a case drop.....OR ELSE!
>>147835953
twice the cuck
pissing myself laughing at your life
Is $25.83 better spent on unboxing or buying skins to walk around with swag?
>betting is out of the option anyways because 7 days restriction
>>147835953
how can you stand playing on 400 dpi? its too slow for, especially when im doing non-csgo stuff on my computer
its been like 3 threads without rrrrr does this mean i can celebrate his death yet?
>>147836134
you're better off buying the skin if you really are that desperate for it
>>147836174
it takes less than a day to get used to desu
>>147836207
leave rrrrr to me
>>147836229
but I want to wait to see if the price drops tb h
>>147836363
>wearing loose shirts to hide the fat belly
2-0 LIQUID
IT'S OVER
SLAVI IS
F I N I S H E D
>>147836363
do brs hate argie scum?
>>147836363
BROWNED
I already told you numbnuts that this script has Liquid winning the tournament.
>>147836606
lmao this idiot didnt get the last minute FINAL script change
thanks for skines
>>147836606
how do you script csgo? It makes sense in real sports since there are refs but how would they even do it here?
>>147836207
Her mom scolded him for shitposting on 4chins and now he's not allowed to use the internet.
>>147836482
>2-0
>Na'Vi already has a win
American education
>>147836723
>epic fail
upvoted XD
epic for the win!
>>147836723
maybe he was talking about the map score, which now is 4-0
>>147836723
he meant rounds you retard
>>147836723
neck yourself my man
>tfw NAs hope actually delivers
buying liquid stickers
navi just standing there holding corners like its 1.6
FUKIN NAVI TRASH WHAT THE FUCK
LET'S
GO
LIQUID
Is Cobble a T sided map?
>when you tell them Liquid is winning the major but they don't listen
>>147836834
>>147836823
>>147836808
>>147836786
found reddit guys
>>147836786
>>147836808
>>147836823
>>147836834
you got fucking raped my man >>147836723
>>147836918
ct sided
>navi
EUROPOORS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HALF THE TEAMS IN THE SEMIS WILL BE AMERICAN AGAIN
>>147836918
spec sided
AK47 Fire serpent, what a shitty skin, pros only use them because is expensive.
>>147836363
DAYUM
>>147836786
>>147836808
>>147836823
>>147836834
>>147836973
>brazil is american
t. burger pro
which stickers to buy on sale for easy steambux?
>NA CS
>"JDM is good guises!!!1"
>>147836939
>r- reddit
you got BTFO dont make it worse
>>147837080
is that image referencing yourself?
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHATS RIGHT FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
>>147836973
>br
>american
uh??
>>147836918
Pretty much every map is CT sided except dust2. Mirage too unless CT knows what they're doing.
>>147837141
>>147837117
Not knowing when people you're being baited is a sign for autism
>>147837091
VP because they'll beat SK
nice hack jdm
mustve been provided by liquid
SLAVI WITH THEIR HEADS IN THEIR HANDS
ITS OVER
THEY'RE FINISHED
>>147837081
>South AMERICA
>not AMERICAN
t. Yuro education
i don't understand why nobody does more pot shots through smoke at b plat
like... not even a full clip, but you can tap through and hear the shots hit
>>147836939
>>147837080
succ me retard
fnatic or Liquid?
>All in'd Navi
It's over. I'm going to an hero.
>>147837080
>still being this assdestroyed
JUST fuck my Pick'Em up.
>>147836207
He's 15 years old. Probably got distracted by a swing in a park or something.
>>147837302
>>147837250
pro players know all the angles and will take your head off the second you shoot your first bullet because of the sound alone. its not worth it at all.
>le ebin panoramic camera shots xDD
fuck off
so when is liquid choking
>>147837292
Burgers can't beat Swedes
>>147837302
rip
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>>147837198
>i was just p- pretending
lmaooooooooo
saving a mac 10
welcome to csgo
>>147837405
Liquid beat fnatic with Adren m8
>>147837373
>sound
>silenced m4
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=14&userid=700756
so which one of you guys is this?
>>147837250
>clip
doturd here
how are you liking your major so far
>BUM
DON'T BE A SLAV
BUY A KIT
>>147837597
ASS RAPED
>>147837545
LOL nice bait. It obviously makes a sound you fucking cretin, go back to matchmaking you silver scrub.
>>147837597
>>147837643
wish i was a kid playing 1.6 desu
omg the morons, they had time to defuse
>it's another Liquid choking 12-3 lead episode
WHY THE FUCK DID HE LET GO
HE HAD TIME FOR THE DEFUSE
RIP AssVi
Nice pause.
>navi
>>147837579
what do you want nigger?
What are the odds of opening a cobblestone create and getting the Dragon Lore skin anyway?
One thousand dollars sounds pretty nice.
>>147837381
dont forget
>le ebin chicken shots XDD
>>147837643
Best match so far. Every other match has been crap other than NiP vs Flip
>>147837643
I dropped like $45 on the TI compendium but then I felt that Dota was a shit game so I didn't play it, except for checking my rewards. Didn't even regret. I probably won't even watch TI if I have something better to do.
What's the pause for? Is this production trying leg navi have another timeout?
They pulled out the NA stratbook. it's over
>>147837823
1/10
>not allowed to talk during technical pauses
lmao
>>147837823
just sell it, it's not worth it, as soon as you press 'open' you regret it.
>>147837823
Something ridiculous like 0.005% per case
>>147837823
open it. those 20/30 dollars will be long forgotten, but those thousands of dollars won't.
>>147837918
thats some big odds anon
Does anyone have a clip of the Zeus "vac" shot?
>>147837726
>buy kit on an eco round you don't expect to win
>>147837936
that's why it's necessary for the team to develop a specific sign
>>147837823
0.05%
1 in 2000
>>147837936
Lots of teams frequently used to fake technical pauses in the past.
>>147837823
Probably one in 10 000
>wearing hats indoors
is there anything more faggy?
ooh the giant logos were just graphics
>>147837823
it's easier to win something like a 100k lottery than get a dragon lore skin
Hiko holy shit
>>147838070
wearing hats outdoors XD
>>147837823
open it.and post result here.
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is JDM the best AWPer in NA?
>>147838074
>>147838191
yes
FUCKING STOP IT. STOP BULLYING GUARDIAN. HIS WRIST HASN'T FULLY RECOVERED YOU UNCULTURED AMERIFATS.
>NA doesn't cheat guys!
you're uglier than lolyous teeth
FUCKING NICE TOGGLE AMERILARDS
NAVI ON SUICIDE WATCH LIQUID MAKING NA GREAT AGAIN
>>147838243
I don't care if NA toggles the CS scene needs more attention here
>NAVI
>T1 team
ayy lmao
>>147838191
F O L L E N
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>Hiko
He can't keep getting away with this!
navi disband when?
if they choke this shit im gonna find hiko and shit in his mouth
A reminder that guardian is meme awp and the most reddit guy there is
>>147838308
>Great again
>Again
>>147838243
If you think anyone on Liquid cheats unironically neck yourself. No one on Navi or Liquid cheats
>guardian is so fat it takes 2 seconds for his movements to go from his brain to his arm
Why are Germans so thirsty for American cock?
>>147838358
reminder that kennyS was the best awper this game will ever see
no one has come close
NAVI WINS A ROUND
IT'S OVER FOR LIQUID
OH SHIT
guys where are we at just tuned in are these finals or semis or what
the choke starts
>>147838191
FalleN
Skadoodle
m0E
Has NA ever been in a major semi before?
why are these faggot casters blatantly cheering for liquid?
>>147838384
im with you man, VAC will detect if they cheat 8)
its over
NaVi is finished
>>147838325
He isn't even the best on his own team
Fallen is the best awper
I love when Zeus is tilted
>>147838502
fucking fys my man 8)
>>147838484
Because Valve needs all scenes to be hyped, same reason why Tyloo will all of a sudden become good just so Valve secures the chinese scene
They already control slavs with dota so they don't need Na'Vi to win
>>147838484
>why are these casters blatantly cheering for the good guys?
>>147838484
>Muh underdogs
>Muh dream team
This whole tournament has been rigged from the start. Stack group C and give Liquid a literally free group. Gotta keep those NA viewership numbers
skadoodle is the best awper
>>147838469
FalleN yes
Skadoodle sometimes
m0E our guy is finished
>>147838484
Because liquid is
1. underdog
2. has s1mple
>it's ok when EU does it
>waah NA has microware not fair!!
>>147838606
best blind awper
I agree
>come home from work
>1-1
>11-2 for liquid
wew lads
FUKIN KILL URSELF NASHIT WTF
Liquid will choke this 100%
thanks for the skines, slav retards!
>>147837185
>>147837081
stupid yuropoors
People from the US call themselves American
>jajaja retard u are in US, AMERICA means both North and South America you stupid moron
People from the US call people Americans when they're from South America
>jajaja retard South Americans aren't American you stupid moron
was peacemaker the solution?
>>147838606
*skadderall
navi fucking folded glad I skipped this bet
>12-2
>liquid really fucking nervous and literally choking physicaly in fear of doing it ingame
>liquid reaches semis again
>choke again
rip [*]
>TL eliminating NaVi
>then fnatic
>SK vs Liquid finals
Make it happen
>>147838606
he certainly has had his moments sure, but there's no way
>>147838718
>People from the US call people Americans when they're from South America
No, they don't.
good lord
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