meme patch with meme changes
https://forums.daybreakgames.com/ps2/index.php?threads/game-update-7-7.241708/
>What is this game?
http://pastebin.com/baxwRMDg
>How do I play?
http://pastebin.com/CWn3VQJD
>How do I play? (advanced)
http://pastebin.com/p0ZwzqSu
>Tweaks and optimizations
http://pastebin.com/MEqFBUut
>Weapon stats and vehicle weapons
http://pastebin.com/341Dv7Y6
>Weapons chart some anon made
http://i.imgur.com/HOdhWox.png
old
>>147357610
I'm proud of you /ps2g/
You made it to bump limit
>>147752151
Its the summer tho. Plus the 80 other posters areme
>>147752627
nah, I was using my botnet to post from at least 50 locations, stop pretending to be me
>>147752817
I like talking to myself. Dont you love killing vanu scum?
>>147752917
I like dildos and putting things in my anus.
>>147752061
SOMEHOW NOW 9GB
>>147753043
>>147753014
Burgers make my thighs get thicc ;_;
>>147753310
go on....
>>147753235
>steam
>>147753561
Where's the problem in using one of the best if not the best platform?
>>147753668
nothing wrong with Steam in itself, its just PS2 doesn't really run well with it for some reason. Much better to just use the dbg client
>>147753668
>playing ps2 in steam
>buy a new 65 inch SUHD tv
>it craps out after 30 minutes
I hate this world and I hate you all
WHAT IS CONSTRUCTION
>>147754287
that's what you get for buying cheap shit
>>147754287
>I hate you all
>>147754419
VEHICLE RAMPS AAAAAAHHHH
>>147754621
IM GOING TO LUANCH MY FLASH INTO SO MANY SICC JUMPS
>>147754483
>3000€
>cheap
No, it just my bad fucking luck. I swear to God, it always happens to me.
>>147754840
that's my entire ;life savings
nigga you rich
>>147754840
>I swear to God
SWEAR TO ME
>>147754558
Not you anon, I like you
>>147754983
y-you too
>>147754621
SO WHAT CAN I DEPLOY RAMPS AND MAKE MLG MONTAGES
I'm going to deploy ramps to use as cover for my boltshittery ))))))))))))))))))))
>Pull a Banshee Mossie
>Shoot into a group of DIG at Ikanam landing pads
>28 kills
WHAT IS "GET REVENGE 25DOLLAROS"
>>147756260
kills the person who just killed you
>>147756081
oh boy, its time for ptsd
>>147756316
WHAT
THIS IS LITERALLY PAY TO WIN
>>147756260
it deletes the character who killed you and uninstalls their client
>>147756447
It also gives you 1 billion certs
jesus christ the lag is real with this patch
>>147756447
omg ur rite
>>147753310
thicc thighs save lives
indulge in the burger
>>147756634
HOW DID THEY JUSTIFY THIS SHIT
>>147757126
idk plz dont get mad at me ;_;
>>147757126
am I being memed on?
>>147757230
WHEN DID IT HAPPEN
BACK IN MY DAYS, THERE WAS SOMETHING CALLED "HONOR" AND "I'M NOT GOING TO ACCEPT THIS KIND OF THINGS"
>>147757360
WHO'S BEING MEME'D ON
I'M THE GUY WHO JUST FINISHED DOWNLOADING PLANETSIDE 2 TROUGH STEAM
>>147757360
Always
Be
Cmeming
>mfw this new map button layout
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT
I KEEP TRYING TO CHANGE CLASS AND AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO DEPLOY
>>147757609
WHAT
THEY JUST FUCKING DID IT
THEY KILLED ME BECAUSE I KILLED TOO MANY WHITE COLLARS AND THEY DECIDED IT WAS ENOUGH
FUCKIN 13 KILLS
>>147757693
AHHH HEAVY ASSAULT TO DEFAULT. NOO
>this all caps poster
What the fuck is going on
>>147757812
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON
>>147757979
I STARTED BECAUSE FUCK THE GET REVENGE
EVERYONE FOLLOWED
ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK IS CONSTRUCTION
ENEMY HEAVY SPOTTED! WHAT DO COMMISSAR??????
>>147758041
CONSTRUCTION MEANS YOU CONSTRUCT THINGS
>>147758125
WHAT DO YOU CONSTRUCT?
>>147758261
BASES AND STUFF
>>147758075
SHOOT HIM
>>147758437
YE BUT HOW
>>147758594
YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS
>>147758737
WHAT ARE MINERALS
>>147759023
CORTIUM AND SHIEET
>>147759074
YE BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WOULD I DO THE CONSTRUCTION THING
>>147759328
FOR VICTORY POINTS, WHICH LOCK THE CONTINENT
THAT, ANDFUN
>>147759328
COMFY TIMES WITH OUTFIT MATES AND FARMING SALT AND VP
CONSTRUCTION SAVED THE GAME
>>147759662
ONLY IF YOU'RE IN AN OUTFIT AND ARE A NORMALFAG
>>147759961
WRONG CONSTRUCTION SAVED THE GAME PERIOD AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DEBATING THIS TRUTH
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
Stop yelling you fucks.
OKAY AFTER THE LAST 2:30 HOURS SPENT DOWNLOADING AND UPDATING AND PLAYING FOR HALF AN HOUR
now i remember why i stopped playing.
The endless grind, the acid player base, the sort of feeling of emptyness this game leaves
shit, i had 3 characters at 80, one for each faction, 2k hours in
there's nothing more for me
the crossbow won't make me stay
the construction won't make me stay
the new shiny helmets won't make me stay
there's no need for another disillusioned player here
adieu, /p2g/
>>147760439
its only fun in an outfit. lone wolfing made me burn out in a week. outfit made me burn out in 3 months
>>147760439
what will you play next, anon?
>>147760594
Eternal crusade :^^^^^^^^^^^^)
So what's the damage on the Airhammer?
Salvageable for AI work or undeniable shit?
>>147752061
>gus does not play anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxKd_exDYrU
what is the point
W H A T S E R V E R
H
A
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S E R V E R
E
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V
E
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>>147754621
>you will never construct a vehicle ramp to lead glorious vehicle zergs into biofarms
M A G G I E
>>147763717
>>147764697
wasnt faven making new armor sets?
I really wanted air cancer today.
Thanks Higby you drunk.
>>147764982
They're already done, it's now up to daybreak devs to redo all the player models so they can actually add the armor into the game
It has taken them about 6 months and counting so far to get it done, I suspect because they have a very amateur modeler on the team (if everything currently in the game is anything to go by at any rate)
>after 150m control of the phoenix missile is reassigned to the closest player to the missile
>you can now shoot down aircraft by forcing them into the phoenix camera so they're unable to control themselves and crash
fucking 10/10 best phoenix buff it's actually usable now
>>147766616
shit nigga that's hilarious
>wow look at the size of that patch, let's see the notes
>Added spot VO callout for spotting enemy ANTs
THE GAME IS SAVED
>>147766282
I don't know who else is on the team but they still have Bill Yeatts, who has been one of the art guys since the start.
>>147767595
those are beyblades
>>147768006
Look at me.
I'm the captain now.
>walls and bunkers no longer take damage when being repaired by a repair module
lame
>tomcat nerf
lame
>banshee buffs
im okay with this
"They buffed the Banshee and Coyotes!"
"I'll go get all my air-chav friends and we'll farm, it'll be great"
>Sitting on a mountain with a 150mm AP cannon on my full vehicle stealth Vanguard
>....bueno.....
Seriously, shot down more idiotic air 'farmers' in the last 4 hours then in the last 4 months. Dropping shells into the air to air duels going on too, the salt when some sky-knight instantly explodes to a tank shell out of fucking nowhere mid-duel is the best, especially when I was doing it on the TR/VS front, 6 hexes from the nearest NC fight.
Buff the things more. Anything that puts more bads in the air amuses me.
>>147766282
oh ;_;
AH is actually in a good spot it seems. AI functionality is more or less the same but its anti-ESF capability is much less than before.
Thoughts?
>>147768672
I was hoping the Tomcat buff vs Libs would actually make it possible to 1 v 1 those Lib autists but it really won't be enough to kill them before they kill you :(
>it's a harasser with a pocket engineer episode
>>147770630
I'll wait to see how it looks on oracle over the coming weeks
>mess with the design of my crosshair for meme tracker
>a large white box now shows up around it
fug, can someone remind me what I do to make it transparent?
Magazine size or reload speed?
>>147773994
don't use paint
>>147774559
Mag size for pretty much everything except for maybe the gatekeeper
>>147774559
which gun?
usually magsize, unless the magazine is already fuckhuge and you're more likely to austisticly reload.
>>147771006
Probably the greatest shot in my life was when Iinadvertentlyheadshotted an engineer out of the cab of a passing Harasser.
>implying anyone ever believes me when I tell them about it
>>147766616
That's amazing.
>>147775851
>cab
By which I meant the rumble seat.
>>147775851
Done it once or twice I think, amusing but the harasser just drives away.
>>147775851
I've been sniped from the back of a moving harasser probably more than a dozen times now. There are so many boltbabbies in this game it's inevitable.
>>147776207
>>147776152
Oh. Here I thought it was something special.
Why is the Orion a CQC LMG when it's more accurate than the CARV which is supposedly a medium range LMG? Today's patch removed the last bit of horizonta recoil it still had. It now feels more like an AR.
>>147777777
>>147777162
Because the orion had to get something in exchange for removing 0.75 :^)
memes
>tried playing this shit game again from back when soltech was still up
>get smashed by airchavs and fucking harassers with anti everything weaponry
>>147777758
>being this new
Fuck Dizzyknight and his little band of tryhards.
Those fucking clowns think that 3 KD as a medkit chugging Anchor heavy entitles them to act like total douchebags.
>deci some faggot in a scythe
>he comes back in a lib
aircancer is worst cancer
Decided to visit this thread after 6 months
Anything good happen yet?
>>147783180
nope
>>147783180
nothing good ever happens
memes
i keep getting OUTFUCKINGSKILLED while trying to send presents to the enemy
>see nice sundy at half health with blob of infantry spawning on them
>throw block of c4 at it
>get killed as soon as i click lmb by friendly HE lightning
>see a nice zerg trying to push through a wall opening
>throw block of c4 over the wall where they're all camping
>get killed as soon as i click lmb by some friendly LA with a slug baron
>group of enemies with some harrasser raining death from a hill
>go around the hill and throw block of c4 from behind them
>get killed as soon as i click lmb by lolspitfire
>see 2 maxes holding still on a doorway with engicucks repairing them
>throw block of c4 from above
>get killed as soon as i click lmb by some teammate with an archer
end me
>>147784674
>see ally put c4 on enemy sunderer
>would prefer to keep up the boltbaby farm for a while longer
>"accidentally" headshot him
>send him a sorry whisper to seem sincere
>"haha it's ok man"
>mfw
>dunking on niggers so hard that memetracker stops tracking memes
Actually had a ton of fun defending that player base north of frostfall outlook.
>>147787082
DEVLISH
>try out memescopes again
>end session with 8kd 60%hsr
fuggg ;DDDD
BATTLEEYE FUCKING WHEN
https://www.planetside2.com/players/#!/5428379721206663617/weapons
I'M SICK OF THESE VANIGGERS CHEATING THEIR ASS OFF
>le 75% hsr faec
>>147761617
>>147760439
hello clark
>bored
>follow allied infiltrator around with flashlight on spamming v6
>eventually he has had enough of my shit and kills me
>sparks a mini civil war between the group of people who knew what I was doing and the people who thought he was being an ass
>sniper next cannibalizes itself
>>147777162
>>147777928
>literally not allow to have or be good at anything in any way compared to TR or they'll cry.
kek
>>147792083hi
>>147794994
What's that hax in the upper left corner?
>>147795468
msi afterburner
almost at 1k certs
should i:
get adrenaline shield and nano for HA(rn i run kinetic and asc)
get something besides heat for prowler
cert lightning
get something besides pounders for max
or get a bolt action
i was gonna cert my mossie but im fucking garbage at dueling and no matter what i get shot down by prey or some nerds
>>147781804
Why is it that 90% of the good players act like total dickwads to everyone else?
>>147796037
Don't cert what you probably won't use, unless you basically have nothing else you want.
>>147796209
i guess i'm just wondering if adrenaline is worth it over kinetic or if i should just go for a bolt/max guns
>>147794994
Where you streaming the other day?
why these TR look like they bout 2 drop da hottest album of 2016?
>>147796037
I do a little better with adrenoweave than resist/ASC overall, but it costs ~3400 certs to max out, and I wouldn't bother unless you can fully cert it.
>tfw nc is almost as dangerous to you as the TR
>tfw nanoweave isn't a base health increase and therefore boltbabby protection cert anymore
>>147797082
damn didn't realize it was that much
i can get over 100kph pretty easy with a good farm and resist right now so i guess i'll keep it until im done certing some other shit
Why does ADADAD spamming with a laser sight carbine/SMG give some kind of bullshit damage immunity?
>>147797985
Literally aim better
>>147797405
it still protects pretty well against bolt babbies
>>147798123
you mean download skill and/or edit game files to increase hitboxes
>>147797432
resist and medkits are the better option for high kph farming
>>147798123
It doesn't matter where I aim, the hit calculation breaks when the target moves at non-constant velocity.
>>147782392
Yeah, vanu get buttmad when their farm is interrupted.
>>147796564
Yesterday? I think so.
>>147801327
NC is OP
fucking cheating shotgun bullshit max suits and their cheesy as shit gauss saw
Which server has the most people?
>>147801758
emerald
>>147801503
NC has the coolest specialty guns but our base guns suuuck. Recoil out the ass. If you miss your first shot as NC you lose, period.
>>147802776
NC have literally the on average lowest horizontal recoil in the game. If you find pulling your mouse straight down when you shoot hard I have some bad news for you.ur bad
>>147803456
on which gun because it certainly isn't any of the ones I use.
>>147803525
Well this was how it looked before the last patch. But they fixed the whole foregrip making some guns less accurate bug but I can't be arsed to update this. That means the Gauss SAW, Carnage AR and cyclone are more accurate now.
>>147803791
>the whole foregrip making some guns less accurate bug but I can't be arsed to update this
Ok that does change things. I knew that couldn't just be my imagination.
>>147803791
why not compare actual accuracy, rather than just one recoil mechanic?
Even if "pulling down isn't hard", weapons need to be balanced based on how they're actually being used in practice; not theoretical limits
>>147804034
Because horizontal recoil is the only one apart from FSRM that is truly random and you thus can't compensate for. NC also on average have the lowest FSRM by the way.
>>147804129
so basically what you're saying is you just need to be better than the other factions to use NC guns.
>>147804174
Haven't people been saying this for ages?
>>147804174
>you need to be better to use guns that shoot where you put your crosshair
lol no the other way around. Plus that NC guns rewards skill more then other factions.
And this is why NC is overpowered. You have to be a good player to use their godly weapons otherwise their guns are shit.
It's easy to see why NC is the tryhard faction.
>>147804363
lol what. NC doesn't fucking try.
>>147804363
>accurate guns are shit if you aren't a good player
are you even listening to yourself?
>>147804363
And when the tryhards run out of skill, they can always compensate with a Scat MAX, AH Reaver or Cyclone.
>>147804363
>We already went down the list and got VS dumpstered, time to start on NC, bois!
VS tried to warn us not to trust terraniggers and we didn't listen
JESUS CHRIST WHO DECIDED THE MAGRIDER ANTI-INFANTRY WEAPON WAS OKAY
2 HEADSHOTS TO KILL AT SPITTING RANGE?
FUCK YOU DAYBREAK
>>147805124
>JESUS CHRIST WHO DECIDED THE MAGRIDER ANTI-INFANTRY WEAPON WAS OKAY
The same people who get to decided about everything else concerning VS.
How do we nerf the NC to bring them back in line with the VS and TR?
>>147808690
>>147805124
get fucked VS
will weww git gud before they fall apart like the og ps2g outfits
>>147813224
>>147813224
How did they fail with three Galaxies?
>>147803791
I colorized it out of curiosity.
>>147816164
cyclone isn't TR though
>>147816328
Oh, I only skimmed the image before posting, must not've noticed the last one.
>>147816662
I thought about doing the same colouring when I sorted the weapons but it felt like too much hassle for how little I cared. But it looks way more informative like this so thanks anon. Too bad it's outdated as of the last patch.
>auraxed all TR SMGs, carbines, ARs and LMGs
fuck what do I do next
>>147766616
Confirmed, we did this last night with heavies on the back of Flashes. Crashed several Liberators, a Galaxy and a whole bunch of ESF's/Valkyries.
>>147781804
kek, thanks for the new channel banner
>>147804363
So... Get better? Aim better? Be less shit? You're only responsible for your own performance. Either take improving yourself seriously or resign yourself to knowing you'll forever be a casual.
>>147781804
Yeah fuck him and his 8 kd with his SICKening 2kpm
>>147803791
>gauss saw
>more accurate
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I WILL SACRIFICE A THOUSAND VANU AT THE ALTAR OF KHORNE TODAY
i mean.. uhh.. burgers n freedum n stuff
>>147822334
>worshiping a chaos god
you're sounding mighty VS there my american friend. or is that a veggie burger I'm smelling?
>>147813224
I feel bad for them. I would join them and try to teach them but I don't even think they want help.
>>147822561
Its a VS burger, I eat what I kill.
>>147819152
purple the AssMaggicRifle-666 and record every kill for a montage
>>147822836
fair enough
>>147822964
I already did that one though, just forgot about it. It was a really fun aurax, brutaly effective on a resist heavy. I also did the slug baron and two MCGs. Oh and all the NS automatics. it's like there's nothing but cancer left to aurax
>>147823175
Roll an alt?
>>147823232
So my only option is to play as a burger? This is a sad day indeed.
>>147823313
Just think of it as unlocking an entire new set of weapons to make VS mad with.
>>147752201
>Black armor
>no purple
I miss those days
>>147824350
I don't
>>147824350
>I miss those days
>not being able to get within 10m of a doorway or else 1000 liberators and HE prowlers fuck you up beyond render distance
no, i do not miss ye olde dayes
>>147826762
staying inside wasn't exactly a better option
>angry ZOE or scat sounds in the distance
>>147828712
When I think back to those times, I'm surprised I continued playing.
>>147828712
>playing in random NC base
>suddenly the sound of dual chainguns around corner
>THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK
>look around corner
>half a dozen TR MAXes have appeared for no reason in a fight they have no part in
>Galaxies are flying in and dropping more
>TR MAXes outnumber both sides combined at the base
>every one that gets rocketed or c4ed is replaced with 2 more
>all noise is drowned out with chaingun spam
I never thought I could hate a faction more
So how bad is bansheepocalypse 2.0 on Miller? I said i quit, but i'm curious how Carnage works after the fix.
Also i was right, i said it was broken even before people started researching HRT.
>>147829936
TACTICAL SUPERIORITY
>>147829936
for the cheese TR can bring to actual bases, NC and VS have some cheese that outshines the fucking sun outside bases
>redeploying to southern indar warpgate
>as i'm fiddling around, notice VS galaxies are landing on the cliffs just north
>ohboy.jpg
>lasers and flak filling the skies
>they put down an ANT base and everything
>the moment a galaxy leaves the warpgate shield it is immediately pelted by 20 lancers/vorteks and almost instagibbed
>nothing comes in
>nothing comes out
>VS loses the alert but wins the salt war
or
>defending an ANT base against NC
>repairing a repairmodule when suddenly
>wheeeEEEE blam
>"/region oh great, they have some dude with a phoenix sitting in the nearest spawnroom pelting the modules-"
>whheEEE blam
>"wait just how many phoenixes is this"
>look up
>sky is blue with camera guided rockets
>they outDPS me and wreck the repair module, the shield module, and finally the CORE
>base is blown up without a single NC ever coming within 200m
PAGE 10 ALERT!
>>147829936
ooh I remember exactly the same happening in a VS and TR fight with NC dropping enormous amounts of MAXes
>some pleb: The problem being that about 50% of all lock and fires will instantly collide with a nearby structure or object due to the missile instantly homing when it leaves the barrel.
>Wrel: I just got the go-ahead to fix this. Could be in as soon as next patch, unless it botches tracking in other areas.
Get fucked sky wizards.
>>147837138
Man I hope they just revert to the old tracking mechanics. Those were great.
>>147837138
yes the tears will flowlmfao just kidding *unsheathes flares* *hovers behind you* *kills you in 0,05 seconds with banshee* nothing personnel, kid
>>147838363
you're banshee is no match for my decimeme
>not playing EC RIGHT NOW
wew
>>147839052
but you were using a lockon just a second ago my friend :^)
*hovers 500m away* you can't decimeme what you can't render :^)
>>147839728
I remember this getting pushed hard in these threads when it first came out.
What's the state of it now?
>>147843402
Comedy gold.
>>147843496
By which you mean it crashed so hard it's funny, right?
>>147843684
They may as well give the project to Derek Smart, put it that way.
>>147840954
oh yea, well my family's hidden bloodline jutsu allows me to float at mines n2 the air so fuc u enjoy my airmines
>>147840954
>you can't decimeme what you can't render
Question! Can you even damage things outside of your render range? Like if you got mega lucky with a Decimator or something?
>>147846365
Hit detection is clientside for pretty much everything, meaning you have to hit something on your own screen to do damage, because of that it has to render for you to damage it.
Why does a VS holding an NS gun ask for batteries?
>>147848772
>TR has 87% hex pop
>weww brags about it in /yell
jesus christ these kids are bad
Something is weird with the sound after this patch. I keep getting shot at point blank range and either hearing the gunfire as suppressed when they don't have a suppressor on the death screen or just no gunfire at all.
>>147849537
Vanu had 90% hex pop in a 48+/48+ hex during the World Ghostcapping Series.
Guess what chat was like?
>>147849537
>all your butt buddies abandon the point
>wait until everyone leaves before you start complaining about pop imbalances
why is everyone in this game so retarded?
>>147851454
Not even remotely close to what happens but w/e
So /ps2g/, what pokemans have u caught? :33
>>147819943
Orrrrrr we can do the sensible thing and nerf NC and their cheese
>>147829093
I actually stopped playing back then, specifically because of it.
>>147846825
I've been able to kill missile turrets in my vanguard even though they don't render
Alright /ps2g/, what 3 things would you add to 'save' the game?
Rules:
>no removal of anything like construction, infiltrators, salty vets, VS, implants, Russians
>no balance changes of any sort
lets see how terrible your ideas are
>>147854863
>>147855379
4 barreled Prowlers, dual Banshee mossies, 167/652 0.75 ads TR LMG
>>147855379
remove faggots
>>147854997
You mean Mana-AV ones? Where you able to spot them? Because then they did "render", theres currently a bug where the actual model of i.e. Harassers doesnt render, but you can still spot and because of that hit them. If something is actually out of renderrange though (around 300m for Infantry, I believe 500m for vehicles, depends on the size of the fight though) then you cant even spot it and if thats the case you cant actually hit them either.
>>147855379
You should have to have a positive kd to use /yell.
>>147857203
weww would probably disband instantly lol
>>147855379
Remove terraniggers
Nerf NC, they are overpowered
>>147855379
move russians, chinks, BRs and Euros back to their own respective servers
>>147855379
Replace TR theme with Klendathu Drop
Replace VS theme with 10 minutes of chimping out in ebonics
Replace the NC theme with 10 minutes of mongoloids going hurrrrrrr
>>147860074
Replace the NC theme with 10 minutes of mongoloids going hurrrrrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmPehlHK3w
>>147860315
Nice, but you accidentally used footage of a vanu
>>147854702
fuck off, wwew
>banshee buffs
>>147861363
I'm not wewww, I play vs
I'm just sick of nc cheesemaxes and their fully automatic battle rifle cheese
>>147861923
>I play vs
>>147861923
Go to sleep Nakkiel, you're drunk
>>147862134
wtf is wrong with playing vs? at least they're more balanced than tr and especuially fucking new cheesers
>>147862387
kys
>>147862156
>game's gone to shit
>nakkiel comes back
sorry senpaijust drop the fucking rl directive ya crazy cunt
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
http://www.strawpoll.me/10701003
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10701003
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>>147863385
I TRY
ALL THE TIME
IN THIS INSTITUTION
>>147863495
AND HE PRAYS
