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- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
- New Amiibo will be released soon for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming later this month.
- The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th. https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
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dead squids
voting for marie!
>We lost another one
So this is the Squid Sisters curse...
>He doesn't have a Marie shirt in Miitomo
Do it for her
>>147703617
Miitomo sucks though.
>>147703649
For Marie, I'd do anything.And Miitomo is not that bad. Hardly a game but I get coins for writing stupid shit.
>>147703127
Finally a functioning human being, The Callie plague is spreading like wildfire and it pains me to see all of the lost children.
>>147703749
Looking at the quality of the Miitomo general, I really don't want anything to do with it...
Hopefully you'll be alive by morning /ink/
Marie!
>>147705367
I want to play vidya with Marie
wake up fuck
>>147705367
This is a really nice picture.
They're here!
I've been using the Rapid Blaster with 2 Damage Up but damn, with 3 it's an absolute killing machine. Lunas can eat shit.
>>147709650
I know there are limitations for what you can do with holograms and motion capture like that, but their routines seemed really lame compared to what could've been.
>>147706450
Marie only plays mature and serious vidya like herself, such as the pre-apocalyptic action shooter, Platoon.
Squid Sisters rhythm game!
Squid Sisters' line of fragrance!
Squid Sisters as judges on talent show!
>>147712068
I love that animation so, so much
It's actually perfect
>>147712068
>Squid Sisters' line of fragrance
>Callie's is just samples of her post-workout sweat
>Marie's is made to recreate the smell of her ass on your face
I voted for Flounder Heights.
Hoping for Camp Triggerfish and Saltspray Rig to round it out.
What did you vote for and what's your ideal splatfest trio?
>>147712675
>>147713976
I voted for Saltspray Rig. That was the first map I ever played on back in the Testfire.
I'd also like Walleye Warehouse and Camp Triggerfish.
>>147713976
Voted Flounder. I'm hoping Walleye and Triggerfish/Moray Towers gets in
>not even the waifufags can keep the thread alive
1 job shit for brains
>>147714684
Oh NOW it's our responsibility, NOW you want us to post girls at all hours
Fuck off mate
This guy smacks your woomy's ass outside of the club and asks you to buy his mixtape. What do you do?
>>147716271
Dare him to punch you.
Punch his fist so hard it flies into his own face.
Grab your Woomy, head for the door.
Walk the Dinosaur.
>"This hot air makes my fanny feel nice!"
>>147714335
Towers? But it's so tedious having to paint the ramps, and it's usually either a boring charger locked fight in the middle or a painful grind as one side inexorably advances. I can't remember ever having an exciting back and forth.
Dumped my game to listen to the new music earlier and noticed there's 3 variations of Calamari Inkantation. The other two versions have slightly faster "audio interference" sound at the beginning, but only the normal version of the song actually plays in the game, including the amiibo shit I think. Wonder why.
>>147718402
are you gonna share with us or are you just here to attentionwhore like slimy and nwplayer
>>147718692
There's not much to share since they're not all that different, but I can upload the new songs if you want in a bit.Plus you could have dumped the game yourself, you lazy fuck.
>>147718692
https://mega.nz/#!OcRShD7A!rjXekYJm22d8sVTD3LwIaOELfHp4VK3f578RLdr1x60
Here you go, this should work.
>>147716271Buy his mixtape
>>147709650
Hatsune Miku didn't die for this
reminder that octolings will always have bigger boobs than inklings
>>147721770
This artist draws the cutest octos
>>147721976
gross
>>147721770
>>147721976
Cute
>>147721976
The diorama looks really cute too
>>147722376
The Marie amiibo looks kinda weird to me
Japan Expo concert rehearsals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg9Jodvja9c
>>147724656
>>147724856
>you will never perform dueling air guitar solos with Callie
I expect a really heartfelt Manmenmei post for this one
>>147725876
I love based manmenmianon
![VpKB9HO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uDEtgZX.jpg "VpKB9HO[1].jpg")
So what's the deal with >>147701669, >>147702009? Why didn't it bump the thread?
>>147726750
Oh... oh no...
Tickle tickle!
>>147727039
>>147727212
I want to make sweet sugary love to this artist
>tfw /ink/ can't last through some nights anymore
this is truly tragic
looks like i have to become an insomniac now
>>147727275
Fuck off faggot, nobody wants your gmod shit
>>147726750
still within the e-liter's lag range
>>147727349
marie has some nice meat on her :3
Picking a side was difficult, but in the end I went with Marie. Always felt this day would come, but I still wasn't prepared. Also guys please don't die I don't want to go to /nintyg/
>>147727275
was never a big fan of gmod shit but i kind of like this one
>>147727349
tumblr sure loves to make callie black
>>147727463
>hating based gmodanon
go back to >>>/v/ since you hate our content creators so much
>>147727925
Could you not
>>147728047
Go to hell gmod fuck
>>147727820
you can always join the discord
pure
>>147727820
it's not like anybody can force us to join that place
i mean they tried but it didn't work
we can just keep making threads if we have to
>>147728325
i want to put various objects between marie's breasts
!
>>147728407
i'm going to have to request some translating on this, the old splatoon comic about this festival was beautiful
>>147728795
and this as well possibly
Hosting squads!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>147728407
Considering how things have been going lately with dead threads and the end of splatfest support, I honestly don't think I can keep bumping the thread. I mean posting about which squid sister is the cutest and other >ywn posts gets old after a while. I haven't seen an octoposter in a while and I think might have been the cause of it since I started the whole telling them to fuck off thing and look where we are.
I've been in dying generals before and that's one of the characteristics of it. I mean this thread isn't close but its showing signs. Even if it does last, then what? Just keep posting art? It usually doesn't last unless the general is full of crazies. If we're still here in a month, that'll be cool.
>>147729673
if I'm honest /nintyg/ doesn't seem too bad
if we did hypothetically go there it would be just like /ink/ except somebody would ask for recommended 3DS games once every two hours or so, because that's the limit of their discussion
>>147729673
>since I started the whole telling them to fuck off thing
oh wow
>>147729673
> then what? Just keep posting art?
Did you know that Splatoon is a game?
>>147730397
a very dead and very exhausted game, what about it
how nice.
>>147730518
It's just like this general.
>>147729643
Still up?
>>147730827
true
>>147730596
callie i don't think all of those bombs are legal turf war sub weapons
>>147730924
Yes but we filled with squibs, there is 1 spot free right now though.
sexy
>>147731402
four, four crutch weapons
ah ah ah
>>147731438
>>147731631
dracula pls
>>147731680
Gross
>>147731438
>>147731680
it's honestly surprising how much better you can make a picture look with just the brush tool
>>147731680
what did this one look like again
>>147732038
before: charming and shrek-like
after: just gross and obese
wow
>>147732079
i never saved it (copy pasted the image) so i couldn't tell you
sorry
>>147732286
you got me
Being ready for Callie's funeral with Marie!
>>147732038
>Fish lips
>Better
Are you high?
>>147732038
yes yes now where is the fixed version
>>147732489
The first one is the edited version, retard.
>>147732334
recreate this picture with it being young callie holding captain cuttlefishs hand
perfect
>>147732689
since you asked so nicely i think this version will be a real hit with you
>people think this Splatfest will end their friendship and only one of them will show up in the sequel
>NoA will have to come up with some bullshit excuse translation to cover up for when the Japanese version has them being okay with each other anyway and Japanese version takes precedence
>>147733238
you didn't fix the face
>>147733238
shes still a bit too pregnant but this is a step in the right direction
>>147733290
NoA doesn't have a problem with making them hate each others guts because it makes for hilaaaaarious comedy and hijinks
>>147733507
Just like your relationship with your famiy
>>147733685
i don't get it
>>147733685
lol REKT DAMN SON
>>147733238
oh my god i forgot about her hand!
>>147733316
i wasn't exactly sure what you wanted so i started over from scratch
hope you like it
>>147733840
you remembered her beauty spot so well done
now all she needs is a punch in her fat gut and it will be perfect
>>147732689
there we go, all fixed up
>>147728986
:(
>>147732038
I love this image so so much... the tummy is so cute
>>147728273
the discord fuckin sucks man... it's good for squads, but it's no replacement for the thread. it's a different flavor of cancer, you know?
>>147734943
that's heartwarming, would've been a nice way to handle things
marie getting mad because callie is upset is nice
>>147735116
you know what's underrated
callie's cute face
you people drone about her tentacles and belly much too much
>>147735589
But then NoA wouldn't be able to make lmao meme hatefilled hijinks between the two.
>>147735865
yeah, but the japs couldve done it
>>147735994
Japs don't make them hate each other though. That's just for what NoA does for the Jerry Springer audience in America.
>>147735839
>you people
it's mostly just me who shitposts about her tentacles and belly to be quite honest
>it's only exciting if they're at each others throats
go watch a soap opera
>>147736216
what about me
>>147736150
that's what i'm saying, have them be disappointed with the teams in the jap version
america needs its forced drama to survive
>>147736216
forget all that stuff, she has a pretty face, take note of her pretty face
>>147728795
don't worry, i wasn't expecting this either
>>147736454
i really don't think anyone would _complain_ about the NA version having a sweet moment for once
>>147736454
It's not Japan's responsibility to make sure NoA gets its treehouse translated drama. NoA will have to make its own cuckworthy dialogue to figure out how they'd work around it. As far as Japan is concerned, Aori and Hotaru get along just fine without the constant insults like they live in New York.
>>147736630
you can't squeeze her face like you can squeeze her tentacles...
>>147736631
>Callie and Marie cosplaying as Agents 1 & 2
>>147736845
Agents 1 and 2 are Callie and Marie you dumb shit
>>147736631
that's pretty cold, especially for a japanese comic
but thank you for translating
also i feel its too late for NA to have any happy moments...
>>147736945
they're completely different people you big memer
does callie wear sunglasses? no, checkmate
>>147737117
oh so youre just shitposting. got it
>>147736630
don't worry anon, i love her smile just as much as i love the rest of her.
her laugh is of pure love, her smile is pure happiness. all of her is really just... pure perfection.
>>147736810
>squishy tentacles
>squishy tummy
>squishy cheeks
100% squish
>>147736984
reading the splatfest announcement, it feels like there was one rebel who was desperately scrawling on the Sheet of Bants to give NA history even a moment of happiness
>I'm going Team Marie
but then oh god, they found him, they found him and covered up every trace of what he did
>I'd rather give DJ Octavio a sponge bath
>>147737223
fyi not everything is bait or trolling or shitposting, people also make these things called """jokes"""
>>147737393
>it's a joke because i'm pretending to be retarded
>>147736810
No, but unlike a tummy or a tentacle, her face can kiss you back.
>>147736810
>you can't squeeze her face like you can squeeze her tentacles...
Wow, I've never heard something more wrong all day.
Squishy cheeks defy all bounds of cuteness.
>you will never squish callie's cheeks while she laughs and tells you to stop but really she likes it when you do it
>>147737497
What's wrong, anon? I hope your day gets better!
>>147737687
certainly cant when youre alive
>>147737497
you must be quite the jokester if that is true
>>147737293
>all of her is really just... pure perfection.
Except for when certain Splatfest announcements overlap with her grumpy time of the month, then she can be a bit snappy.
Now you mention it though... the general Inkling population shouldn't know who DJ Octavio is. The whole Octarian crisis was kept a secret. So why would Marie mention him as if he was a known figure? I mean technically every Inkling in the crowd is Agent 3, but this just goes to show how sloppy NA writing has become.
>>147737913
ohhh damn
>>147737975
not to be rude or anything but i didn't ask
>>147733238
go big or go home
>>147738301
Ask what?
What do you think the biggest crime in Inkopolis is?
>>147738351
I'M UNCOMFORTABLE
>>147738301
"not to be rude" doesn't validate rudeness...
and what are you even talking about man
WOAH
>>147738351
>marie staring into the abyssal realm of callie
anon you're on powerful drugs, good job
>>147738549
fuck off, i've been clean for the past 2 years
![lzjcuvyb4eqtctpqgm4b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wTKNzJ8.jpg "lzjcuvyb4eqtctpqgm4b[1].jpg")
...those colours
http://gizmodo.com/this-is-the-last-thing-japans-lost-black-hole-satellite-1783200724?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
>Earlier this year, Japan launched a groundbreaking black-hole-monitoring satellite—only to lose control of it almost immediately under strange circumstances. Now, we finally can see what Hitomi did right before it died.
>>147738667
good job again
squid sister anti-drug psa when
>>147738351
what... the fuck?
no, i'm serious, what the fuck
>>147738751
>no apology
you thinking before you post when
>>147738742
Uh... wrong thread? Wrong board?
>>147738867
i said good job for not doing drugs
but sorry for not saying sorry when i should've
also sorry
>>147738667
>>147738867
calm down
>>147738469
>>147738549
thank you
>>147738796
i haven't had breakfast yet
here's the picture by itself
>>147739241
You can't skip your brekkie, go eat your wheaties this instant.
>>147739241
we need a nickname for you. how about druganon?
>>147739453
we need a nickname for you
how about druganonanon
>>147737975
Octavio is like over a hundred years old, maybe he's seen as a historical leader or something
>>147739504
I'll call you fred
>>147739504
but i'm not a content creator
i hope we don't die /ink/, splatoon has been a huge part of my life for the past year and i don't know what i would do if you guys went away... i wouldn't be able to share my stuff with you guys, or talk about callie and marie and all the other wonderful characters this game has to offer, or talk about fresh squids and what kinds of weapons you guys like using...
the realization that nintendo has basically dropped all support above the absolute bare minimum just hit me, it hit me hard like a punch to the gut
i'm horrified, i don't want the game to sink in popularity, i don't want this place to become a desert, i don't want to have to lose this thread which i've hung around in the past year having fun discussions and giving and getting advice and hyping up for what was to come next and creating and seeing stuff made just for here... you guys are all so great and i just want this place to last forever, or splatoon 2 to get announced or SOMETHING
i want to know this game, not remember it from my abandoned merchandise, i want to keep saving the great pictures from here and everywhere, not sift through my files and sigh, i want to keep having good times, not think back to when we had them
so please /ink/, just stay alive, you've given me the time of my life for more than a year now and i want it to stay that way
>>147739393
i'm eating brekkie as we speak
>>147739504
does it really look that different from the other stuff i've drawnalso that drug anon wasn't me
>>147740413
me too
it's gonna happen, though. people are leaving one by one and we're all running out of shit to say.
>>147740498
yes it does, what the fuck
>>147740413
I should find a rant like this cringey, but... these are some really bad feels.
I'll stick with you anon, we've still got some life left in us yet.
>>147740498
>does it really look that different
not really. I can't believe that people don't recognize your style.
>>147740413
>>147740590
>>147740675
I'm with you!
>>147740498
Ohhh, now I see who it's by.
Honestly I think it's the most surreal Splatoon art I've ever seen, not everyone can appreciate craziness like that. >>147740664
>>147740413
Your wish could come true if only /ink/ didn't shun the discord
>>147740987
explain
>>147740987
...How would the discord have prolonged /ink/?
>>147741098
>>147741042
Just kidding. Discord is cancer. You should know this by now.
>>147741042
>>147741278
I know, anon, I know. I just wanted to see you try to explain how it is beneficial in anyway.
TOMORROW
>We've shipped your order! It should be with you very soon.
>>147741498
This needs a companion image of Callie happily wrapped up in the bandages like a mummy
today's mimemammi is carrying around a tawashi for tawashi day!
not, usually the japanese do not, in fact, carry around tawashis on collars like pets. but anything can make for a cute little critter if you believe hard enough, i suppose!
on this day in 1915, kamenoko tawashi nishio shoten acquired the patent for the kamenoko tawashi, or "turtle tawashi", which was the first of its kind.
now you may ask, "what the heck is a tawashi?" it's a japanese tool used for scrubbing off dirt, cleaning kitchenware and the like! think of it as an early 20th century sponge, though there are many in use today. in fact, in japan, what we call a cleaning sponge is sometimes called a "sponge tawashi" there! i suppose names can be all a matter of perspective, as well.
>>147741664
have sex with me
>>147741664
Cute!
>>147741664
Thank you for the daily dose.
>>147741664
based manmenmianon
>>147741664
ghetto af
>>147741598
Why would Callie be happily injured? She isn't THAT masochistic.
>>147741664
How many possible 'Manmenmei' combinations were there again? Like this artist will keep drawing hundreds of little woomies daily until 'Manmenmei' gets randomly generated?
>>147742437
>hangs out with marie
I think she is, anon
>>147742759
Best kind of suffering I've ever heard of.
>>147742732
1,024 combinations
>>147743305
So we're looking at potentially 2 and a half years worth of Manmenmei's?
Well, I guess there will always be a reason to come back to /ink/ after all.
>>147743305
whats the equation for find the amount of permutations?
>>147743740
bugger me that's a cool word
>>147744005
blimey
>>1477437404^5
>>147741664
mmmmm when
>>147744354
Rest in peace
I bet our writeanon could've come up with better Splatfest bants than we got.
can't sleep
thread will die
can't sleep
thread will die
can't sleep
thread will die
>>147744723
give it a rest my dude
>>147744045
why isn't it P (n,r)?
>>147745395
it's not actually a permutation because nothing is being rearranged. they're being generated, and since there is no such thing as repeats (e.g. "mame" and "mema" are different) or limited items (mememememe is fine), you can simply multiply the number of possible outcomes for each individual part of the set to come up with a total of possible outcomes.
>>147745615
Thanks
>>147746598
>>147746798
Cute
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/751001429138026496
hey look
>>147747035
another concert thing?
>>147747343
Looks like it.
>>147747343
>"salted fish meetinghouse in smiling headquarters"
scared
>>147738452
Breaking and enteringinto the squid sisters studio
>>147747035
>Between July 9 to 28 days , in the Ikebukuro P ' PARCO within smiling headquarters , last festival cheer planning " salted fish meetinghouse in smiling headquarters " is performed . Photo spot installation and the start point , fighting the conference , but also resale salt Colors goods that were sold in the super conference . # Last Fes
Why is Nintendo dropping support for this game? It never seemed like it was that dead to me- at least as a brand- and it didn't even come out that long ago in comparison to some games that are still getting support. It seems like they're jumping the shark with the end of Splatfest stuff.
>>147726805
>I'm from reddit everyone!
this memimimma, and their friend, i suppose, lay in this "ikanabe", or uh, squid frying pan. personally, it seems to me as if metal isn't the comfiest place to be laying. but when you're a tiny squid, it might be different. this memimimma definitely doesn't seem like she could fit in there - but thankfully, the whole ink thing lets her cutely poke her head out in such a small space.
that begs the question though - how comfy is ink? is laying in it like being in the comfiest bed? or is it cold and weird? i would suppose it would lean more towards the first, as it's kind of supposed to be a natural state. imagine if a fish didn't like being wet!
i'm envious of the ability to become way tinier and faster at will. beds seem a lot more cozier when you're tiny! plus, you could always hug a plush that more snuggly at that size. i bet fluffy judd plushes are a real hit in inkling society!
>>147740413
That's the nature of /vg/. But Splatoon goes on, and /ink/ will never truly die, only become quiet. Maybe one day we'll even have /ink2/.
The ass was fat.
>come home from work and it's TC, SZ, TC rotations for rest of the day
Tonight is off to a great start
what are callie and marie's favorite fruits?
i think callie would really like strawberries and watermelon, while marie would eat apples and oranges
whenever callie goes inside and marie asks her to get her an apple while she's in there callie comes out with a plate of apple slices and marie tells her to stop treating her like a baby and callie gets all apologetic and goes to get her another and marie goes no, actually, it's fine, they're easier to eat this way anyway
>>147752953
Homely Squid Sisters headcanons are my favorite
>>147751782
I want to sniff it.
>>147751782
>callie's toned ass and goddess-like legs
>those fucking watermelon crushing thighs
ENOUGH
>>147751782
>Callie's off-model eyes
Actually, shit, green eyed Callie looks gorgeous. So would blue eyed Callie. And brown eyed Callie.
Man, Callie is gorgeous.
>>147754653
that's called fat
>>147754876
this is bait right
those legs might be thick, but they look like pure muscleplus fatty thick thighs are cute too
>>147751782
GIANT EARS
>>147755110
they don't look toned at all.
Does anyone know if the amiibos let you access night versions of the maps? Or have the nips not mentioned anything related to that yet?
>>147755253
if you say so
i'm definitely attracted to them either way
>>147755781
literally all they do is let you watch them perform
you can already find footage of all of their dancing on youtube
but they're callie and marie amiibos man, that's enough for me
>>147755850
You're attracted to fatties then.
>>147756164
well, considering there's no fat on her entire torso, i would hardly call her a "fatty"
but sure, i dig chubby girls, what of it
>>147756074
Shit, so this upcoming splatfest will be the last time we can access nighttime maps then? That's a shame, in my opinion they're comfier at night.
>>147756461
>they'll die sooner
>have to pay for two seats when you want to get a plane ticket
>plane might not fly with them on it
>can't float in water
But you can cut them open like a taun-taun and sleep inside so that's cool.
>>147754339
The poster I was replying to doesn't know what sage is. Apparently you don't either.
>>147738351
>>147739241
>take a nap
>wake up hours later, realize i left photoshop open
>have no memory of drawing
>see this shit
>>147757193
why would you sage a general?
>>147757379
It isn't a matter of whether the thread itself "deserves to be saged", it's about whether you think your post is "worth enough" to bump the thread. I can see what you mean by it's a little pointless to sage in a general as it'll be bumped anyway, but it's actually polite to sage a thread. Too bad the vast majority on this site thought it was a downvote button/could be used to unbump threads/whatever other misinformation they were told and believed, thus we no longer have visible sage.
One thing I never understood was the idea that if you posted an image and saged at the same time, that the system was broken and bumped the thread anyway. It's never been like that.
>>147758386
Is there a way to sage still that isn't visible? They took the email field away for that purpose I thought
>>147758386
>It isn't a matter of whether the thread itself "deserves to be saged"
but that's what I asked. Just call me a faggot next time if you don't want to answer my question.
>>147752793
Might just be me but just from my observation, it seems like Rainmaker is appearing in the rotation even less than usual lately.
Feels like the cycle follows a pattern something like this RM, SZ, TC, SZ, RM, TC, SZ, TC, SZ. Then repeats.
>>147758607
