cat
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Patch Notes:
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>Previously on /xivg/!
>>147662039
au raboypussy
au ratailpussy
>>147687176
>exposed chest
>slutty
>>147688014
Yes!
>>147687694
hi
>>147688056
>tailpussy
Excuse me?
lf au ra husbando
Miqo'te should die.
>>147688014
Top tier au ra deserves top tier payment!
how do I know if I'm being cucked /xivg/ ?
hello this is the cat speaking
Someone come fuck me, Vesper Bay, Balmung obvs, I'll be waiting.
>>147687847
>>147687887
>>147688290
>>147688290
why do they all look like they've been cut off and are hanging on by a thread
>>147688194
Favorite. I wanna pet its head and stroke the tail but I might lose a hand.
>>147688194
Will you bite if I pet?
>>147688194
what ifThis cat is a boy
>>147688290
Nice... How big is your...Front tail?
>>147688369
cuz SE is stupid!!
its a stupid tail!!
What race makes the besttraps?
>>147688476
au ra. plenty of people play them for a reason
>>147688369
i dunno but it bugs me a lot
>>147688431
that's a secret
>>147688398
nope
>>147688413
ah heck
Xth forywn have a cat like in the op to cuddleFuck
>>147688053
ily
>>147688556
I just want to know if the rumor is true...
>>147688601
>>147688561
ok
>>147688727
what rumor
F O R E H E A D
O
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E
A
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Soon. Punished Meower.
>{/bedroomeyes}
>>147686491
just let us know your ign so we can invite you to the LS and stuff, send a tell to Renko Nakatsu or Yysara Paniyr
Dragoon!
>>147689014
You look hungry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0eJY95rMY
>>147689010
femroes have the best bedroom eyes desu
>>147688816
thank u
>>147689271
are these qts on balmung because i'd like to get in on some femroe shenanigans
>>147689010
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue, from a razor in a paper cup.
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up.
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun.
I hope there's always snow in your driveway
I hope you never get off on a Friday and you work at a Friday that's always busy on a Friday.
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket.
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck.
I know your headphone cord is short already.
>>147689186
Please post more.
>>147689374
faerie
>>147689404
action bronson is for edgy 15 year olds what are you even doing
>>147689404
>this mad
And this is why I love them posting here everyday. Never fails to see autists like you sperg out.
>>147689010
I really fucking loved Hullbreaker Isle (Hard) even before I went Roe because I could /gcsalute and/or /hug the Admiral.
Eliminate all c@
>>147689524
Wait, I thought you're Shattered Sun?
>>147689518
That is like the single only okay song I like, I hate fat white rappers. Plus it's an inside joke I think, since I said to someone on my server.
>>147689524
>this white
It's a song you fag
>>147688194
Do not trust this cat.
It is pure evil.
>>147689707
How so?
>>147689704
>thinking action bronson isn't pure distilled white person
>>147689707
I don't believe you./pet
>>147689524
They're quoting a song, I don't think Franz-kun is actually upset.
>>147688826
You know... what they say about au ra with croc tails...
>>147688743
What about breeders?
>>147688476
fem midlander r god tier traps
fem au ra is a close second
>>147689707
I didn't get bit though
>>147690067
The clever cat knows when to strike when you least suspect it.
>>147689916
i don't!!
>>147689864
>kun
You are not japanese. Stop.
Why does SE even bother with PvP? It fucking sucks.
>>147690194
*airhorn in the distance*
>>147690196
>complaining about japanese on a japanese website
>>147690045
I'm not a faggot and I know that's wrong.
Harpuia Rivers, Slayer of the Manipulator roared with beastial fury as her musky highlander fuckstick vomited a thick batch of salty nut butter deep inside her prey's hole. P'roci Tia cried out in pain as the assault on his loose hanging asshole did not slow, nay it quickened, goopy hyur adding unbearable pressure to the walls of his bowels, growing higher and higher with each pump. With one final thrust Harpuia let loose a cry "Repelling Shot!", the crushing pressure forcing her backwards into an Embolus, killing her instantly.
POST STATIC DRAMA
>you will never have a potato harem
>>147688743
>peta
>encouraging adoption
Their shelters have a 90% kill rate.
>>147690264
He does it in game too.
>>147690356
It's objectively correct.
>>147690248
The same could be said for their PvE endgame roller coaster.
>>147690194
top tier glasses on a top tier xaela!!
>>147690424
>tfw this picture makes you feel like a pedo, just by looking at it.
>>147690128
cat missed it's opportunity then
>>147689931
When are you breeding my kitten's pussy?
>>147690484
Do I? I can't remember. I know I use it here because of the filters for "senpai" and "desu" but I can't remember the last time I used it in-game. Help me out.
>>147690484
>playing on balmung/gilgamesh
feel sorry for you
>>147690559
Everything about this game is shit, polished garbage.
does anyone want to watch mediocre dragoon skills vs nidhogg ex?
I love stupid cats
Post stupid cats
>>147691104
More than anything
>>147691104
Are you streaming?
>>147691213
>>147691257
give me like ten minutes, not starting for a little, I have to pray at my shrine of estinien
>>147690758Once i get to meet you, sure
>>147691115
>tfw stupid
Reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/10683806/r
>>147691292
>ywn compare neck stretching tips with esty-kun
>>147691115
ded stupid cat
>>147690640
You may have a mental illness if that's your first reaction, I think it's pretty adorable myself.
how do the tanks compare these days. i haven't played since january
>>147691476
WAR > DRK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SMN > PLD
>>147691476
same as when you left
>>147691476
Still shit. Ded game. Stay go.
>>147691376
>Not 100%
You had ONE job
>>147691476
WAR is still the only sensible option for the OT
PLD is still worse than DRK, but not to the point where you actively hinder your group by playing PLD, and some fights bend over backward to favor it and end up making the two of them about even
Would any knowledgeable white mage be willing to help me? I am soon to be done with my relic and not sure what should I select as my 2nd stat. Now I don't really raid savage (I am trying sometimes but my static is very casual) but I sure love helping dpsing. I guess it's either crit or acc? I am just afraid of putting everything into acc because I heard they might add some acc into the actual healing gear in the future patches and I don't want to be over the cap in 3.4 or 3.5.
How should I meld my gear, too? I have a mix of 230 and 240 stuff. Thanks.
>>147691395
The thumbnail made me think this was a wasp on a drain or some shit.
>>147691409
My first thought was some widower with a shitload of kids.
>>147691642
I think you already fucked up by going that much piety friend
>>147691796
what's wrong auranetta
>>147691796
Stratos is SOOO lucky...
>>147691696
Really? Is it that bad?
>>147691642
120 accuracy 120 piety
Done.
>>147691562
now it's perfectly innocent
>>147691642
I would go accuracy for the rest of it. It's awesome to have for anything in Savage, but Extreme trials also have relevant accuracy requirements, and it'll be helpful any time you're doing those.
In anything less difficult than an EX trial, the accuracy being 'wasted' is pretty much balanced out by the fact that it's going to be piss-easy content with or without the extra substats.
>>147691885
Also disregard that, Piety is extremely nice.
>>147691885
if you don't raid it matters less but the way you gear whms for savage is basically get every piece with piety and meld acc into everything
you're not supposed to do this >>147691916
though because if you have acc melds you'll overcap even with some vit melds
>>147691885
Not exactly, but I think you want crit/acc, I mean rethinking it it isn't all that bad, you just make yourself designated healer basically
>>147691872
Too bad Naka hates him and only keeps him around to shit on him.
>>147692089
Is this true?
Anyone wanna talk about feet?
Yeah man, how dare a healer focus on healing.
>>147691310
You're not supposed to be a highlander...
>>147692120
Of course. Have you met either of those people dude, what do you think?
>>147691916
>>147691970
>>147692004
>>147692019
Thanks for the replies. So should I make a 50/50 crit acc split? Or full acc, or full crit? I honestly have no idea what to do in the long run, as I really heard they want to mess with healers secondaries on tomes gear in the future patches.
>>147692189
>Hey, what if we made things do actual fucking damage so the healer had something to do?
>Hmmm.. no, let's tell the healers that they're supposed to DPS instead!
11s are fucking retarded, nothing new.
>>147689010
oh look, the guy from joker guild.
>>147692089
>trying to sabotage your Internet crushes Internet marriage out of jealously
>>147692308
you can change the stats after finishing it which only requires sand and no umbrite
>play game super casually
>finally get to Heavensward content
>get several classes up to 50 before finally deciding on MCH
>realize I hate how my character looks, its name, and that I can't afford to fix either and already used my freebie fantasia
Fuck
>>147692308
It's generally not a good idea to get accuracy like that, because it's the variable stat you want to meld for, so if you choose one or the other all crit. It's just I would've said go acc over piety.
>>147692323
Yeah I actually have mained healer in like every MMO except this one because of this.
I actually really like to DPS while healing and have done it when possible in any other game I've played, but when the entire focus/skill of healing generally comes down to 'how much DPS can you dish out' it's pretty lame, outside of the most challenging cutting-edge content healing just feels so easy and nothing.
Here, I assume this is what all you catfuckers wanted to see
dem bulges amirite
Can we at least all agree that XI was a better game than XIV currently is?
>>147692537
I hate it because my favorite types of healers are like Rift's chloromancer or WoW's new Disc priest, and as long as the healing design of FFXIV is "Let me tell you about Cleric stance you stupid faggot", such a class can never come to the game.
>>147692308
Personally I would go full accuracy, but a 50/50 split would work out too. The difference there would be, if you go 50/50 and you want to make accuracy cap for a particular fight, you'd have to put more Accuracy materia into the rest of your gear, but with a full-accuracy weapon, you can put more non-accuracy materia into the rest of your gear.
At the end of the day, one way or another, you're getting the same amount of stats, so it isn't the end of the world even if it turns out you don't like the stat spread you picked as much as you thought you would.
>>147691310
what kind of cats do you like, sandy?
>>147692730
Hah, WoW's OLD discipline priest was my shit (I legitimately played it even in classic where it was useless and a detriment to the group), I love shielding mechanics. New Disc is ok though if only because it plays like a holy mage DPS class which is probably as close as I'm getting in that shit.I played Chloromancer in Rift too actually, THAT class was fun as fuck. Same with Disciple of Khaine in Warhammer Online. It's just not as fun when it's mandatory, you know ?
>>147692202
Its a temp thing since someone wanted me to revisit my old highlanderand got me a fanta.
Probably going back to my elezen next
>>147692861
My nigga
>>147692730
Atonement Disc was braindead overpowered shit, I don't want anything like that in FFXIV.
>>147691796
>mouth surrounded by white substance
>>147692483
Just one sand? or 120 sand?
>>147692529
>>147692740
So from what you're saying guys, if I go acc on the weapon, I should meld crit, and if I go crit, I should meld acc, right?
I love puttel
I attack dragons, hitboxtv noxus2hu drg perspective high death count guaranteed
>>147691642
Crit/acc
>>147688431
It's THIIIIS BIG
>>147693198
>sound of stratos killing himself in the distance
>>147693096
>green haired slut jumping around
im out
>>147693258
i want to laugh at stratos' useless gordian blade!
Do you think Naka would let Stratos watch?
>>147693198
I would like to pet this cat
>>147693384
This cat only likesheavypetting.
>>147693446
oh
>>147693446She can kneel before my divine blade and get intoxicated by it's heavy musk.
Midlanders you say?
>>147692537
I was always a ranged DPS player and main healers here. I agree it's really stupid that healer DPS is the main measure of healer skill, but the scripted nature of every fight and the lack of any real damage going out (so long as you aren't playing with actual retards) pretty much makes that the only game in town. It's such a bad measure too, because it's wholly dependent on your group. Like I just put this full 240 (relic, midan left and right side but no 7/8 drops) scholar in the fucking dirt in every single encounter in weeping city, but he had the shitter alliance and had to babysit. I had some lala whm who stood around chatting and spamming AoE heals the whole time so I didn't have to do shit. Does that make me a better healer than him? Nope, but if we put up the parse that's what everyone would say.
I would love for them to put a fight in this game where you actually have to constantly heal and just don't get ANY gcds to DPS, but that's just never going to happen. Especially not after they fucked up so badly with gordias and they seem to have permanently destroyed their midcore raiding population because midas clears are low too.
>>147693550
said no one
>>147693550
midlanders indeed
>Megu and God Tier already broke up
LOL
>>147693619
megu realised what he was doing was basically paedophilia
Is there a FC to join if I move to Balmung?
>>147693675
How old is god tier?
>>147693619
time to swoop in
>>147693705
OOK
>>147693750
Fuck off.
>>147693782
omg stopp youre like
so creepy rn
guys im so scared rn i might throw up
healers, is it even possible to reach savage acc cap just with materia melds?
>>147693715
Someone remotely mature wouldn't name themself "God Tier" anon.
>>147693064
>Both men shaved and waxed like a turtle shell
too bad they're gonna fuck each other and not you
>>147693892
no way
>Tank says sorry at the start of the dungeon and immediately leaves a dungeon not by abandoning but by disconnecting
Today I learned to hate.
>>147693846
full acc 5s in every slot puts you at 570 so no
>>147693557
>you actually have to constantly heal and just don't get ANY gcds to DPS,
That wouldn't even remotely work with the way that this game's healing classes are designed, and the closest you could get to making it workable would just turn healers into drinky-bird classes where you get through high-end raid encounters by spamming one button over and over for 80%+ of the fight.
>>147693923
>He doesn't shave baby smooth
Spot the unhygienic smelly person
What's worse for slogging through MSQ, DRG or SUM?
once I hit endgame grinding up either will be pretty painless but the first time up is gonna suck and they're really the only DPS that interest me so I'd rather choose the more painless option
>>147693550
CUTE
>>147694006
DRG as SMN comes with a free healer
>>147694006
SMN will let you also get SCH, which will be useful if you want to cheese queue times so you won't be waiting as long. It also gets a tank pet that will make everything pretty brainless.
DRG has positionals that you need to be behind/flanking the enemy to hit, so you cant do it solo. Not the best for soloing.
>>147694006
Honestly both are pretty damn boring til the 40's.
Once you get into HW the 52-60 skills will be game changers.
SMN is damn good aoe damage while drg is best at single target burst with some decent aoe.
>>147693984
>>147693846
note that you don't even want to do this since you need like 2 vit melds for a8s
>>147693846
With all Vs and food you can get 595ish, which is very close to the A8S caster cap. 5-7 are easy peasy to hit
>>147693991
I suppose you are right so what would you suggest?
>>147694003
of course I do, that level of attention to hygiene is reserved for proud fuckboys, so it's only natural that it would be the first thing I noticed in that picture.
>>147693846
You need materia melds and food, if you don't have a relic.
You can also just forego one or two pieces of 240 gear for a well-itemized 220 crafted piece, and load that up with tons of accuracy.
>>147691642
ACC ACC ACC
FUCK RNG CRIT
HEALERS NEVER RELY ON CRITS, NOBODY SHOULD
PIE/ACC
>>147694264
you don't put full acc because you will overcap by like 70 if you do
>tfw waiting on library queue's to push to 60.
suffering.
>>147694264
>nobody should rely on crits
That was true back in ARR before the changes to crit rating.
>>147694264
>this nigga doesn't roll the dice
>tfw cant find any lewd rp
help
>>147694309
Correct me if I am wrong, but if they put 120 acc on a relic weapon, they won't overcap if they dont meld acc materia? They can always meld crit
>>147694006
You could argue DRG since with SUM you have an easy way to switch to a healing class for queue times (the biggest progression stopper to MSQ beyond the rare time MSQ doesnt give you enough exp to progress on its own [unless its Heavensward]).
DRG being melee DPS means youre gonna get hit more so you gotta GIT GUD faster.
But really theres no good reason to rush through the MSQ, youre better off enjoying the leveling experience and smelling the roses, maybe level gatherers while waiting for your dps queue to pop.
But whatever you do dont neglect your hunting log.
>>147694198
I don't know if I'd "suggest" anything, because I don't feel like the game is really going overboard with healer DPS. Healing checks in Midas are already significantly tougher than any other raid tier, Gordias and Savage SCoB inclusive, and if you look at the statistics for healers on FFLogs, healer DPS is really low all the way up to like the 75th percentile, which kind of suggests that it's really only the upper echelon of players who can manage to make the "spend most of your time DPSing" idea work. Which in my mind is completely 100% okay.
>>147694562
>SUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147694627
>people say class
>when it's a job
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147694621
>midas
>healing checks
lmao
>>147693597
Midlanders are gr8
>>147694264
Crit is awesome what are you talking about
If you want ACC that badly you can just use materia to get close enough
>>147694730
It feels like it some days.
>>147694830
hi I still wanna eb this midlander thanks
>>147694830
>always concerned midlander
>>147694621
I have heard 8 is challenging, and I've not been into 7, but the first two are a joke. Healers that I know who are "just ok" blew through 7 with their decent-ish groups, so it can't be that hard.
>>147693619
I'm just sad God Tier left <<cutie>>
>>147694880
Hi you must not want to that badly becauseI dunno who you are
>>147694907
What else would I do with all my spare time
>>147694960
>>147694915
Like almost everything else in the game, it's entirely dependent on your party. If you have competent dps that know how to dodge and kill stuff on time, then A7S is a cakewalk for healing. But if they keep getting knocked over by bowling balls, they leave up B4B when taking super beams, tanks don't pop CDs, etc, you can be in for a rough time.
A8S is just bullshit though.
>>147694996
free advertisement is the best
Why post another pic when this guy has it covered for me?
Is it normal to only get 4 seals for killing an A ranked hunt at level 55? Do I need to be in a party to get full credit or do I need to be 60?
>>147695068
>Why post another pic
Because you should.
>>147694739
Name something in any other raid tier that demands more out of the healers than 2x Sizzlespark into Sizzlebeam into 8x Bombs, or Long Needle/Short Needle, or basically the entire second phase of A8S.
The only thing that comes close was the last phase of A4S, and the only reason that was trouble was because your MP kept getting wiped out, you had to revive all the people who sacced, and you were expected to DPS on top of that.
post logs or lewds
>>147695052
Well I will probably have to find another static to see 7 before they take it off lockout, because my current one has some chucklefucks in it that seem to be out of their depth in post-nerf 6. All I see are casual groups starting at 5 or people recruiting for 8 that want 7 clear/enrage, so I am probably out of luck. Next time I won't quit the game a month after the new raid tier comes out.
>>147695389
or pastebins
>>147695389
all this healer talk makes me scared of endgame
i think I'll just stick to dps like the shitter I am
>>147695389
here's me getting shrekt by a random cat
i wonder what squeenix is gonna do to them with the report i sent for BULLYING
>>147695463
Elk nooooooo
bored drawfag taking requests, batches of 3
respond with pics yadda yadda
>>147695463
>fruit-sized cockhead
What, like a grape?
>>147695208
nah if chemo isn't freaking out it isn't worth it
I wouldn't want to miss out on all that free advertisement, after all
Draw me not taking the b8
>>147695463
>fruit-sized cockhead
>chocolate length of cockmeat
>>147695575
Ill take it
>>147691642
Pie/Crit
You only need 600 accuracy to hit cap on A8S, that can be reached with body melds and food.
Even if you're dpsing on A8S you don't need 100% cap since you'll be healing 90% of the time and the little you dps, nobody will really care if you hit or miss.
3.4 gear was already mentioned by yoshida to have accuracy so having acc on weapon will eventually be wasted
Heal crits save you mp and stone III crits make turning cleric on a lot worthwhile.
>>147695575
pls draw my jojo, thanks in advance
preferably like, flexing or something, because TUFF
>>147695745
>pale shrek
Does this mean ultrash won?
>>147695745
What is this roe's name?
>>147695575
>>147695575
Please draw a tiny tapir sittin on his butt thanks it's a cute
>>147695514
Healing when you are learning a fight is hard, but once everything clicks it's super easy. DPS players are expected to constantly improve and optimize, even after a fight is cleared. I am a healer and feel less pressure to perform than I would if I was a DPS player. And the fact of the matter is that most DPS players, even in savage groups, are sub-par. Healer and tank DPS wouldn't be such a big thing if DPS players actually put out 80-90% of their potential damage. Assuming you're just Joe Raider on the street, you're lucky to find a static with 3 guys in it who can do 75% of what their potential is.
>>147695826
white roe
Oh, so she's the one that cries by the fountain when it rains.
>>147695869
>>147695745
>>147695695
aye aye
>>147695862
ill do it cause why not
>>147695575
>>147695990
cute
>>147695976
>ill do it cause why not
Thank you.
>>147695575
Why not?
>>147695193
>>147695193
Please respond ;_;
>>147695575
I'll try my luck at getting picked.
>>147696143
You'll get shit seals if you kill one at 60 when you're not in a party. Do them with a party.
>>147695575
>>147696143
Which zone?
Also no, it depends on your amount of emnity or the emnity of your group last I checked. It's why the groups I used to run with were either tanks going full blast on hate or WHMs spamming divine seal Cure III
>>147696205
>>147696226
Thanks! I'll be sure to join a party next time then.
>>147695883
>Healer and tank DPS wouldn't be such a big thing if DPS players actually put out 80-90% of their potential damage.
No, it still would be. The amount of effort required to play a DPS class putting out 80-90% of their potential damage is much, much higher than the amount of effort required to play a tank or healer that doesn't worry about DPS. It would be extremely unusual to see a group where the DPS players are good enough to hit those numbers, but the tanks and healers are borderline-incompetent and can't put out decent DPS while doing the tanking/healing jobs.
>>147695575
requesting many hands petting this lala and him looking very upset about it
>>147696267
To add, be level 60 with decent gear to contribute your fair share.If you're a tank, just do anything to skyrocket your emnity, or if you heal, get in a party and spam your hardest heals.
Again: I am running on the assumption that the information I have is correct. That hunt credit is based on emnity.
>>147695575
http://imgur.com/a/9qtaZ
>>147695575
Can you drawa key to my heart? I'm sorry that was undeniably corny Imma find the nearest Exit, peace
>>147696205
You'll almost always get at least partial credit if you go to a hunt solo as a tank. On Summoner you can actually get full credit solo most of the time, as long as all your cooldowns are up.
>>147695724
this, fuck this acc on relic meme
imagine you are forced to go sch and ast for one raid, what fucking happens then? you melded your gear with crit because your whm weapon had all the acc you need
but no, tonight you're sch or ast and you have no relic there, no acc on weapon, and no acc on gear, you're now a secondary healer who's supposed to cleric stance as whm heals
what now?
your gear is for 3 healing jobs, your weapon is for one, make your gear universal and meld acc, go crit/pie on whm weapon
>>147696115
post butt
>>147696405
Sorry i meant penises.
>>147696463
This is why I wouldn't count on a relic for accuracy on a healer. Unless you only ever play one healing class, ever, or you're enough of a no-life to have multiple 240+ relics, you're either going to be way over cap on the class with the relic, way under cap on every other healer, or both.
>>147696292
Good players would still be DPSing, but in a group of less skilled players I can think of at least a couple instances where if I wasn't going HAM as a healer we'd fail a check and wipe. I am happy to DPS as much as I can it makes my job interesting. I wouldn't NEED to be chugging mind pots and melding Acc Vs in every slot if I played with people who were better, although I would still do that because I COULD. The difference I am talking about is between it being a necessity and something that you do because you can.