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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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first for windwaifu
slacks should kill himself
the windrunner gets here first, other waifufags GET OUT
That「BRAVE SHINE」mix some anon made for the dreiwei OP is actually top notch and fits so well.
https://a.pomf.cat/zqbtqs.webm
nth for sleeper op
>>147688007
>people unironically hate slacks
>people worship the ground james stands on
they are literally exact copies of each other, one just has a stupid as shit voice, and the other is slacks
>>147688265
>one just has a stupid as shit voice, and the other is slacks
here we see misdirection and an unexpected throw to trick the reader and ammuse
>>147688265
Excuse me but one HAS A WHOLE ALCOHOL and the other is balding.
how do i build her now?
right now im going treads>deso>blink>bkb>bufferfly/mkb/daed
ive been thinking maybe yasha drums over deso might be better for early fighting which is popular this meta. new to the hero so if someone with more knowledge could help that would be cool thanks.
@265
Worst post of the day
>>147688265
Kill yourself slacks
>>147688445
>butterfly, mkb and blink on qop
qop has a built in blink you idiot, and you need items that increase your survivibility and attack damage output relative to her main stat, intelligence, you are building her wrong
>>147688630
>qop
?
Ruptured units below 60% hp are silenced for 3, below 30% are silenced for 6 seconds.
>>147688630
that's TA, not QoP
>>147688445
>drums when you can buy dragon lance
>>147688759
fuck that, ruptured units below 30% are perma silenced
those below 70 or 60% have their attack speed gradually reduced
>>147688851
>getting baited this hard
So we're all aware this games matchmaking is nowhere near balanced right?
I just played a game against a friend of mine. I play with him a lot and we have pretty comparable skill levels. He was coming off a losing steak, me a winning streak.
His team was all 52%+ WR players with mics and all communicated, drafted well and worked together. They rotated all game, warded well and systematically pushing us to the strengths of their team right on their timings.
My team was 3 sub 45% players, a 48% player and myself. 2 didn't speak English and raged at each other all game in what I think was Vietnamese. The other 2 didn't have mics and could only type GG. We refused to talk about the draft, then drafted 5 carries, refused to buy a courier then salted at each other for it, leave the jungle or carry TP's and could not coordinate to save our lives.
I've seen through the looking glass now valve. I did not believe in forced 50, but there is literally no other explanation. The illusion that matchmaking is even remotely balanced has been destroyed. Fuck this game, I'm back charging my goyim pass and am done with this shit.
>>147688959
>i was only pretending!
>>147689017
That's what you get for not playing with friends
>>147689029
alright anon
>>147689149I could have sworn we were in the same party.
But he must have left or dropped before we queued and ended up queueing solo.
>>147689017
So you lost a game after a winning streak.
Damn, really made me think.
>>147689272
he probably doesn't want to play with you because instead of realizing you're shit, you believe in the boogeyman
>>147689272
How would you have explained the outcome if you guys queued together?
Whom does le forced 50 favor you or your friend, in such cases?
> 2016
> shitters still can't believe there are people better than them
>>147689295
It's not about that, we were talking the whole time. The teams were not even close to the same level of skill.
>>147689460
it's called confirmation bias lad
I just lost 7.5 work hours per week
What hero should I get good at during all this FREE time?
>>147689017
>We refused to talk about the draft, then drafted 5 carries
There are LITERALLY no good casters, prove me wrong.
>>147689620
Kunkka
Meepo
Storm
>>147689620
Zetura the Zetura is the next big thing lad
>>147689735
> kunkka
> meepo
> storm
> kms
> kill
> my
> self
whoa
>>147689620
Sven or Chaos Knight
>>147689719
If twitch wasn't anal about titties and let some hotties do "casting" with their tits out, there might have been some good casters.
>>147689810
I legitimately laughed. Thanks anon.
>>147689921
That's not good casting, that's just good titties.
> watch piece of shit "booster" who thinks he's hot shit
> acts like a massive faggot and annoys people
> unless he gets carried like the sack of useless shit he is, it's another one of the "i told you about the forced 50 guys"
Is this where you fuckers got this meme from?
>>147689995
Where might I find more of this my good sir
>>147690239
Armitage III (1995)
>bts casters so boring that I'd rather watch Tobi watch the games instead of them
>>147690586
>watching soulless chinks playing in honeypot when NEL is on
shaking my head
>>147690717
>Watching NEL
Bless you
>>147690521
is itgood
>>147690717
>NEL without Grant
I'll keep my chinks
reminder that around this hour the true "d2g" emerges with its 4-6 same fag posters who only reply to themselves along with constant kys anime waifu honeypot blah blah
just leave and dont reply dont give them what they want.
>>147690991
you got me
are you playing pokemon go dotards?
>>147690991
kys
>>147690819
I'm a sucker for most things cyberpunk so I'm biased.
But I'd give it a 8/10 for having a plot that doesn't try too hard to be impressive or complex and a decent backstory/setting even though for cyberpunk and sci-fi designs of its time it was outclassed in a lot of ways.
>>147690797
if you dont like nel then you have shit taste, no two ways about it
>>147690874
its mss streaming, how could you not like based mojostormstout?
You guys can shit yourself all you want, but I tried taking a break from dotes, and after a month you just realize that dotes is the ultimate PvP game. Nothing can compare.
I mean have you tried watching a LoL game? Or playing overwatch for more than 20 hours?
>>147691178
If you have more better sci-fi/cyberpunk recs I'm all ears m8
Oh!
...
Hey!
I almost didn't notice you there 'lag.
What with how dead your game and thread is.
QUICK!
POST YOUR OLDEST /d2g/ MEME!
>>147690991
>e-everyone I don't like is le same person
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>>147691083
Wait
1. How much
2. When did Nintendo admit console defeat
3. Why didn't I hear about this before it came out (oh wait le containment board everything was sent to /vp/)
4. Is it good
>>147691654
>>147691549
Serial Experiments Lain
be warned it's an anime for people with a ~115 IQ and most anime and AnimeNEETs are around ~80 so people get insanely triggered over it
>>147691845
its free
im not sure
its ok i guess
it involves you going outside your home though
>>147691954
and you don't seem to understand
>>147692007
ROFL holy shit I see NEETs are furious about this "REEE have to go outside" thing
>>147691549
I mean I think it's good.
I'd list my Cyberpunk like this:
Ghost in the Shell (excluding Arise) ≥ Appleseed ≥ NeoTokyo > Texhnolyze > Psyco-Pass (Season 1 + Movie) > Armitage III + Poly-Matrix film ≥ Genocyber > Ghost of the Shell: Arise + New Movie > Psycho Pass (Season 2)
Those are really the only anime series I can espouse, for manga there's a lot more like BLAME! and NOiSE.
Other anime that are not really cyberpunk but kind of are stuff like Dirty Pair!, Ergo Proxy, and Serial Experiments Lain but Dirty Pair! is more of a sci-fi buddy cop comedy, Ergo Proxy is a writing mess in an interesting setting, and Serial Experiments Lain is more of a metaphorical series about human interaction and behavior.
>>147691845
It's shit.
>>147689017
It's not matchmaking, it's literally NA Dota. This is why American players sometimes swallow the ping handicap and queue on EU. EU has Russians, but the Russians will at least "TRY" to fucking win. NA has people who random in ranked, people who take month-long hiatuses and then queue ranked for their first game back, and worst of all, people who think they're hot shit and will bait their entire team into a wipe by ping spamming.
NA dota is garbage.
>>147692091
>>147691954present daypresent time
>>147692370
Thanks m8 I'm going to go ahead and save this post
>no /d2g/ carry to support
>people with good taste in anime discussing things
>AnimeNEET shows up and starts shitposting
>>147693083
I main Drow and Naga, qt
>tfw your carry shares a tango with you
>not building maelstrom on DK
All of that bonus aoe is worth it alone against PL.
>>147693083
d2g carries are absolute shit
>overwatchposter was right all along
>the best part of the red ursa set from the compendium shares the same slot as the immortal
>>147693428
>Memeback killed the gameshitters and theorycrafters
>Now all we have left are the tournyfags and they only care about big tournaments
d-don't call it a g-g-grave!
>>147693396
that's not a very nice thing to say
>third world shitskins absolutely furious and salted with envy about The United States Of America, The Greatest Nation This World Has Ever Seen, The First And Only To Own Celestial Bodies
>>147693570
>tfw born american
Anyone else know this feeling?
What if blink dagger on clockwerk?
>can blink in and cogs people ez
>can easily reposition to land hookshots for those 90 times a game when creeps or allies are in the way
>can blink ahead of people and block their escape with cogs pushing them back into your team
Sounds good on paper but I have never seen a blinkwerk
>>147693657
How are the elections going lad
Also please don't let Obongo cuck you with that NA union thing
What are your mouse settings, d2g? I tried playing csgo and apparently they're telling me that I have to play on 400 dpi and 2 sens. It's so slow it's driving me nuts. How do they play like that?
>>147693845
Normals are starting to see that hillary knows she's above the law, and our attempts at infiltrating the left-leaning niggerbase are going moderately well.
Lookin good desu fampai
>>147693736
Just buy a fucking force staff you dingus
>>147693964
I was wondering this myself. Apparently they move their arm, not their wrist. It's really weird to do if all you've done is wrist movements.
>>147693736
Clockwerk has the same issue no matter what. He's an initiator whose hero synergy is built around him splitting up fights with cogs, sniping enemies with rocket flare, and solo killing with battery assault. He is all offensive. He does not have great strength gain, he does not have high armor. Furthermore he does not have real burst damage (battery assault kills anyone who isn't a support quite slowly after all) so when he initiates he does not easily get a kill and then get out.
The hero is very vulnerable whenever he hookshots in (or blinks in) he is probably going to die or not get a kill and be forced to retreat. Clockwerk needs a rework overall, the hero does not play well from behind and cannot farm jungle as efficiently as other offlaners or lane as well as other offlaners.
>>147693845
Take a look for yourself.
>>147693964
They move their arm, giving more precise movement.
If you watch some csgo lan vids you'll see they have big mousepad to move their hand around.
anyone else watching 1 mmr games in twitch rn?
>>147693964
gigantic mousepads and they use their arms to aim (for the most part, there are some pros with higher sensitivities)
mouse settings in dota 2 really dont matter but i go with 800 dpi and 2 sens, and i use dragging rather than panning
>>147694149
RIP america ;_;
>An australian is the best mid in the world
We did it boys
>>147694343
>>147694564
>>An australian is the best mid in the world
are you talking about that kid from ig? hes very good but hes no miracle
you could say that the best offlaner is from australia though
>page 7
so this is what it has come to
This thread needs more Soe-posting
>>147694760
>you could say that the best offlaner is from australia though
How'd you find out about me?
>that fucking que
welp this games dead
where to next
chinese dota LUL
Why aren't you catching pokemon right now?
Just came back from the doctor and I am apparently allergic to memes. So please, keep the memes down.
>>147696210
Quick put him into shock before he can wrap his fingers around the epi-pen!
timber nerfs when
>>147696172
The servers are down.
>tfw I'll eventually run out of SingSing pub highlight vids to watch
he just doesn't stream enough
>>147696149
>>147695781
TF2 is getting ranked MM tomorrow so I don't give a shit.
>>147696330
Pick Silencer + Lion
Timbersaw stops functioning as a hero when his bloodstone is significantly delayed or if he must purchase BKB early.
>intentional feeders in more than half of all my games
how am i meant to climb
>9 minutes into a game
>Drow with ult + mirana + lion
>vs 1 timber
>timber has arcane boots and a branch
>Fight ends with dead drow and lion
?
>>147696172
Because digimons are cooler looking
>>147696568
statistically it's more likely for the intentional feeder to be on the enemy team than your team
>>147696641
but what ifi am the intentional feeder?
>>147693964
Dont fall for the reddit low sens meme. I play on default (i guess 6) with 800 dpi like who gives a shit you need to like it and be used to it.
Pros are pros because they play cs for 15 years with the same settings, not because they lowered their sens and suddenly became gods.
>>147696678
reported
>>147696568
your behavior score is probably below 8k
>>147696608
Sounds about right
>>147696608
mirana and lion shouldn't be fucking retarded
SF buffs when?
>>147696149
>ranked
>All pick
>not captains mode
>In EUW, arguably the best place for ranked captains
it's like you WANT the drunk russian to insta lock AM then get BF at 22 minute
>>147696987
considering it's attacker and he's 8.5k i'd say he's fine
>>147696817
>tfw nearly sub6k
Man, I love being a dick so much, but it really puts a cramp in my games. I fucking hate losing almost as much as I hate spics, so when I q ranked and get a whole load of the disgusting animals on my team it's gonna be rough because they're garbage tier behavior score spics and I'm an asshole. I just want to call you dirty fuckers what you are and win dota, but normally it's refrain from the former and still lose becuase they are spics afterall.
Bonus Round
>tfw dota has made you unbelievably racist towards SA's. I just hate them so much, have no issues with mexicans though, go figure.
>>147697093
I love that he plays kunkka so well, but i hate mainers so damn much. It just reeks of non-compliance and lazyness
;_;
>>147689620
Bounty Hunter, Riki, Disruptor, Silencer.
Easy wins and you get to cuck those mid shitters when you harass them out of lane as BH/Riki. Then to tilt them furthermore you tell their teammates that their mid is feeding and giving free lanes to your mid.
Tilting people in other parties is a guaranteed tactic to win.
>Aquila on Nyx Assassin
It's so subtle but it makes the first 15-20 minutes of the game somehow INCREDIBLY better for me on this hero
>>147697601
Can we just say Dota is dead until TI6.
Don't even pretend The Summit will be worth shitposting about, this is /asg/ard until TI6. /anime shitposting general/.
>>147697635
>Aquila on Nyx before/during 15-20 mins into the game
The fuck? Did someone feed you in your lane? I honestly can't fathom how people in 3k - 5k brackets can fucking last hit as Nyx when he has this horrendous attack animation.
Honestly if you're that fed you might as well just go save up for a dagon/aghs and kill the shitters on the enemy team.
>>147697635
It's entirely the Basi ring, wraith band is actually so shit, Basi just feels really fucking good all the time
>>147697536
he doesn't really main it that much anymore
L M A O
M
A
O
>>147697635
I used to go soul ring tranquils so you could use soul ring and ult for free and then have full HP by the time you are killing people. Also the movespeed is nice
Nowdays I go aquila and a raindrop into echo saber with phase. Echo gives you all the mana regen you need and makes your right click not completely worthless so you can hit creeps and towers and things while also adding a lot to your initial burst
wtf that gg from VG.r lmao
>>147697973
if only you were also banned from here
then everything would be so much better
>>147696172
The shitty app is not available yet for me crappy phone
>>147697713
O-ok...
>Perfect World
>>147697973
What'd you do you little cumshot?
>>147698113
>reddit spacing
>calling other redditor redditor
baka
>>147698190
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4pzaj7/petition_for_llamadownunder_to_kill_herself/
I was a bad little loli
>>147698218
>reddit spacing
lol
Just caught the very end of the last game on bts. What happened to make everyone so surprised?
>internet cuts out 40 minutes into a pa game
>modem's taking forever to reboot, gee fucking gee
>finally get back on after 15 minutes of fiddling with the damn thing
>+25 mmr
>turns out they used my lifeless husk to bait out all of their big ults and then wiped them
Made my night.
>>147697837
I started mango, stout and tangos. Kept 175 and got quelling from side-shop immediately.
I was against a safelane void with an oracle who dipped in and out a few times, so it was sort of chill. I went aquila, 8 minute arcanes, then 13 minute blink. I assure you most of those last hits would've been missed without the aquila, even with the fucking quelling.
I also had something like 1.7 mana regen which is huge for Nyx, even with arcanes.
>>147698059
>and a raindrop
I wish I remembered this item existed. Being an 800 health Nyx against some dumb shit like a rotating oracle and storm spirit is ridiculous without that raindrop support.
>>147698412
This gif makes me question how animes have tight fitting neck holes in their clothing
By any logical sense if your head is wider than your torso you should not be able to wear any kind of shirt or sweater with a neck hole as it would continuously fall down over your shoulders
Is there no real punishment for dodging games before the hero select screen?
Today I dc and abandoned 3 games during the loading screen after checking profiles and seeing obvious trolls/shitters with a page of losses. Worst I got was "Can't queue for 20 mins", so I'm guessing it's not possible to get LP by doing this?
>>147698358
Dota crashed for all the players (and most casters) at the beginning of the teamfight and Terrorblade on attack move killed VG.R Beastmaster before pause.
After half an hour of deliberation, admins presumably resolved the situation by declaring Newbee winners (the English casters didn't know what was going on but VG.R said gg and left the game). Which, I think, is a truly outrageous decision (Newbee did get a good initiation before DC screwed things up and probably would have won the fight decisively so forcing them VG.R to accept a loss in the fight and then play from there would have been one thing, but it wouldn't have been a completely decisive engagement that would have prevented VG.R from still having a shot).
>>147689620
Were you that anon who got fired for playing dota2 in the office?
>>147698639
That is correct.
>>147698669
Ok, I see. Weird. Well, they should probably decide whether there will be a replay or not and actually move on with this shit.
>>147698671
No I just got my hours cut because I work selling fish and chips and on average there is only like 3 customers a day from 2-5 and the boss got tired of paying me to sit on my ass pretending to look busy when she walked by.
Now I will probably never finish the book I started reading
>>147698432
Sounds like that Oracle was a lazy faggot. I would have side pulled on you and begun the flames+purge spam on you until I ran out of mana. Then go back to base and to to lane to repeat until Void and I killed you.
##### BREAKING NEWS ##### BREAKING NEWS
>DOTA IS DEAD
##### BREAKING NEWS ##### BREAKING NEWS
Why do dotards care so much whether their game is alive or dead? I'm sure there are plenty of fans of other games who enjoy playing regardless of how many other people are playing as well.
>>147699397
Is this demon?
>>147699751
no
certainly resembles him though
>>147699667
We don't?
>>147699667
It's not us, it's subversives posting that shit.
>>147700076
>see, all this shitpost proves me right
Wake me up (can't wake up)
>teammate picks trash like Lion, windranger or PA
>Proceed to do nothing or get crushed
>lose
>>147700326
>>teammate picks trash like Lion
>>147700076
The only ones who care if DotA is dead or not are the people who sit around all day and shitpost about it being dead.
BIG
>>147700407
>>147700448
What happened to mah boy Lion?
I haven't played him since buying the compendium and don't follow patch notes because I am a shitter.
>>147700448
get the fuck outta here nahaz you fucking retard
>aussie, swede, and portunigger hop into the pool to shit in it at the same time of day every day
>surprised when no one else wants to swim in the pool at that time of day
POETRY
>>147700546
I wonder what they smell like
WHEN DO YOU GO QUAS WEX
WHEN DO YOU GO QUAS EXORT
I HAVE NO IDEA
>>147701280
never, because you aren't faggot enough to abuse broken champs
>enter game
>first person I click has his recent games filled with custom games
>the ranked ones are all lost games
>dodge and tank the 5 minutes queue restriction
easiest dodge in my life.
No way I'm playing with liabilities
>>147701861
How many dodges can you get before you get banned for like a day or a week?
>>147698639
I used to exclusively play VHS RD, which was a small pool of players, I dodged a lot of the shitters, the CD on dodging can get pretty nasty, whenever I dodge now it's 24 hours. I think it's some sort of retroactive change, because it used to be an hour at worst. It also counts as your 25 game abandon, I abandoned teh first game back and got LP.
holy fuck what
I'm playing offlane void against a kotl
how the FUCK am I supposed to win lane? any time he fucking casts mana drain on me I get fucked because I have to stand perfectly still.
how the fuck do I win this lane? I'm already 0-1 and it's only 9 minutes in
>>147702189
SWAP LANE
Does anyone have that dev dota2 thread where the guy got matched with a valve employee and got banned for life for being an asshat
>>147702382
too late. I'm 0-2 and have nothing but vanguard, treads and a headress at 20 minutes
>>147702607
>building vanguard and vlad
just pick one senpai
>>147702642
really? I never knew that
can I just go straight into radiance after vanguard or get something else like echo sabre?
>>147702773
manta diffusap
I'm going to only listen to electric wizard while I queue ranked, what heroes should I play?
>SF, SD, DM etc
>>147702108
idk, max i dodged is two times.
First you get 5 mins, then 20. idk what the next one is
rate my new doom build
its part of my newmeta build that i theorycrafted for 4 months now and finally put into practice
MMR reset/seasons when?
>>147703295
I can make it better
5 branches + 1 stack tangos
midas
RADIANCE
octarine core
so much better
>>147703495
does the damage from radiance heal you with octarine core?
>>147700619
Nothing except proving how garbage pubshitters are.
wings so good mane
>>147703715
Why do you think radiance octarine is the hottest meme for the whole last year?
MOMMY
I
L
K
Farming as Kunka feels so comforting holy shit.
>>147703890
5 branches + tangos > midas > radiance > octarine would work then
>>147703914
Is there anyone who genuinely finds her attractive? Honest question lads.
>>147703948
Any hetero man
>>147703948
Too fucking fat, but I still would motorboat those titties
>>147703295
Stale meme
I've been doing it as soon as Octarine was introduced
>>147704040
How the fuck do you get to farm 28k gold in a ranked game?
what skill bracket is this
Rate my new troll warlord memebuild:
>phase
>maelstrom
>abyssal blade
>upgrade to mjollnir
>upgrade to pike
>butterfly
>bkb/mkb/crit/skadi/whatever
Abyssal blade gives you 10% ranged bash, the same percentage that troll has in melee form. How has noone come up with this already?
>>147704169
>How does a Doom get to farm when an ally techies kills anything that gets close to the jungle
>>147704231
Fug i forgot dragon lance before abyssal
>low 4k unranked game
>4,5k guy instalocks Tinker and begs for tangoes
>check his game history
>his last 7 games have all been losses, 6 in a row as Shadow Feed and last loss on Tinker
>before all those losses he has had 6 month break from dota
>he gets absolutely dumpstered by enemy Arc Warden mid, on a fair 1 on 1 fight without neither team's supports rotating mid
>4 deaths in first 8 minutes, he gets Fluxed and instead of going to creep wave he tries to run behind a tower and gets spark wraithed to hell
>complains about "valve killing dota" instead of admitting that he is fucking garbage
/blog
is MeMeR just a number? I mean im a 2k shit who plays in VHS bracket with low 4k's and sometimes with low 5k's in unranked and im honestly better than most of these guys
remember when I told you guys elder titan was free mmr
boy feelsgood to be right
>>147704345
I also play with 4k players in unranked even though my ranked mmr is 2k. for some reason winning in 2k is harder than winning in 4k.
>>147704380
>ET acquire major buffs
>SEEE GUYS. SLEEPER OP. I TOLD YOU. I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HERO BRO. I WAS RIGHT
give me one good reason why there shouldn't be a suplex ultimate
>>147704345
why are you blogging about a pub game?
oh you had a feeder in a pub oh wow that must be the first time ever.
you also seem to think you can very specifically pinpoint the hidden normal mmr of players in your game as '4k's and 5k's even though this is unlikely
>>147705136
People who are not faggots display their mmr, m'bitchboy.
>>147704893
> tfw no wrassling hero
u had a good run doturds
>enemy picks Timber
>>147705412
>>147704893
aghs now gives axe a new skill "suplex"
500 pure damage to target and 200 magical damage in an aoe on a 60 second cooldown
axes now say's "wooo" when used
>>147705724
Pick KoTL and put timber on suicide watch.
LOL
LE ONLY CONSTANT
>timbersaw mid afk at 9 minutes
>stays in the game he just sits in the middle of the lane letting them kill him
>"oops my mouse sry"
>doesn't just abandon
>no extra gold despite 4v5
>ancients jungle venomancer who rushes sange and yasha
>enough said
why
>>147705661
KEK INB4 overCRAP goes free2rape next year....i can't hardly wait tbfh famiglia
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
we lose the entire game until 40 mins in ck finally has enough farm to win
>WTF?? I CAN'T PLAY JUGGERNAUT? THIS IS BULLSHIT...
>they aren't listening to me when i say mid or feed... wtf do i play now???
>ooh i know, it's perfect, MIRANAA!!!11
>I can play mirana and just run around the map missing arrows, then build a manta and diffusal, it will be just like being a carry!!!!!
t. every mirana picker
>Invoker pickers that don't know invoker yet pick him and end up casting spells eery 5 minutes
>"Sorry I'm not at my best with Invoker yet"
You fucing cucks, if you don't know how to play invoker then don't fucking pick him and make him a useless drooling retard that adds nothing to teamfights but deaths.
>>147706873
That's the thing with CK.
When he carries, he fucking carries.
>maybe i could pick a useful strong carry that can decimate teamfights, like sven, lifestealer, spectre, slark
>or maybe i could be a useless fuck who gets a 20 min battlefury and dies in 2 hits to the enemy carry, and score a few free kills on useless supports with my ult
t. every juggernaut picker
>>147706876
Mirana is probably the hero that triggers me most. Fucking mirana pickers man every game i have one of those shitters in my team thinking hes useful shooting 2 arrows mid at 2 minutes and then doing nothing at all for the rest of the game.
>i am support i dont have to be useful xD
Fuck this hero triggers me so much.
How do people even enjoy playing her like that? Who wants to be a nonfactor all fucking game?
>>147706010
its a good meme
but if you are really +1k above your current mmr you should climb regardless of shit team mates
how does ursa fare against sven?
>>147707536
Good for 4 seconds if the Sven manages to stun Ursa
>>147707609
thought ursa could outright 1v1 sven
>>147694608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Czc_iGgB70
>tfw whenever i play pudge and we try to gank theres always one faggot in the way of my hooks
>>147707710
>chasing
>they won't move sideways to let you hook
>ruin gank
>>147694149
clock was a fine hero until this fucking iron talon was released
nowadays there zero(0) interaction happening in the offlane because they just fuck off to jungle
back then offlaner used to have good game sense to stay alive in lane
>>147694343
tl;dr The polls are fudged. Trump will destroy Clinton.
t. been following american politics for years now
>>147707814
>pushing into enemy base
>faggot phantom lancer keeps blocking my path with his illusions
>he dies
>"wtf pudge no help?"
>>147701280
When against strength carries
When against everything else
>>147705909
>teammate picks KotL to counter timber
>doesn't max mana leak
>instead maxes nuke
>teammate picks lion to counter WK/Timber
>doesn't max mana drain
>lose
3.5k shitters don't know the meaning of 'situational' skill build.
what hero allows me to semi-afk so I can watch anime
I'm using kotl of the keeper right now
Just standing in mid (even thought templar called it)
and just spamming the burst damage spell and mana every minute
Thanks in advance
in case someone ask, I want to level my dota profile while watching anime so ya
>>147704169
>only one bkb in the game
>deso windrunner
>dagon lion
>silver edge rush vs that team
what do you fucking think?
><147708347
yeah this is bait
i refuse to believe that people like that exists
>>147708427
all my friends at school has high level dota profile with shadow or etereal blade icon
so I think its very cool and I want to get one
@147708487
yeah now you're being too obvious m888
ya seriously fuck off dude
>>147708347
techies so you can kill yourself
John Connor... it is time.
>>147708347
no hero because by doing this you become a liability to your team
What went wrong?
>>147703948
/d2g/ has an incredibly high ironic post to total post ratio.
It's incredibly difficult to determine if a given post is serious, so just assume literally all of them are taking the piss.
Even this one.
>>147708347
You should be asking:
>What anime allows me to watch semi-afk so I can play Dota
>>147693531
For some reason I find this pic arousing.
>>147693531
>we have left are the tournyfags and they only care about big tournaments
more like streamcuckolds and starcumpets
le epik games back and fort
>Slark agh's
>Dark pact causes an illusion of slark to attack all affected enemies, illusions give essence shift stacks to slark
y/n
>>147708952
animufags please answer this
>>147709465
>d2g balancing the game
>>147709465
thanks for ruining the lore
