NO bathroom policing edition
>SGDQ 2016
twitch tv/gamesdonequick
>Schedule
gamesdonequick com/schedule
sick of this "god gamer"oldboy dicksucking
Queen ;3c
Metroid Kirbymastah Mission...
>>147646204
>bathroom policing
what?
HAHA THAT FUCKING CHOKE
Should I get back into glitch hunting?
>>147646437
That hurt to watch
>>147646380
roleplay fetish where you assault black people trying to urinate
>runner mentions bombs
>entire twitch chat makes muslim bombing jokes
>cultural marxist mods get triggered and start banning everyone
>>147646380
that's like if you stop cosmo from going into the girl's bathroom 'cause he's not a real girl
>>147646561
just say SJW
>>147646561
t. twitch kid that got banned
just mercy kill this shit already
>>147646348
THANKS I'M FINISHED YOU CAN STOP NOW
>>147646743
t. triggered Muhammad
looks like you need those bathroom policy rules
>>147646743
>islamophobe
just stop
>>147646743
anyone who doesn't have an actual death wish is an islamophobe
>>147646743
>Pretends to be a SJW
How much of the donations do they pocket?
there are no cute girls in speedrunning
there are no good looking boys in speedrunning
what is so hard to understand about this
>>147646561
uh.. racist and sexist much? how dare you not support our "charity" foundation that helps terrorists
>>147647006
Romscout gets 50% of all SGDQ donations.
What's with these in-game cutscenes? I don't remember them at all.
>twitch is dead
oh boy so much fun
>>147646826
>>147646832
>>147646859
>>147646986
Everytime
>>147647023
yeah, yellowkillerbee is not cute at all.
>>147647006
Jewyama and Romscout skim a cool 100k each off the top not to mention the amount that goes to MSF higher ups.
Jokes on you I am actually an anime fishing for (You)'s
>>147647023
literally just proven wrong on both counts
>>147647181
She's more like your friend's nice mom that always gives you ice cream sandwiches than cute.
>ehm-pohr-TANT
Someone please shut him up
>you don't need it for any%
>but you need it for any%
>so we're going to skip acid worm
>this is what's called an acid worm skip
>>147647023
I think there are tons of cute speedbois but slim nerds are my type
>those "rules"
How can people attend this shit without constantly fearing banishment? If you look at someone the wrong way you could be interpreted as multiple of those, let alone if you say anything "wrong" in someone else's worldview without thinking. There are religious cults with more tolerable policies.
SJWs are scary, I wouldn't be able to be myself at all around these people. Maybe this is why GDQs are on a decline and seem way more depressing and less fun every year.
>messing up the first shinespark
just mercy kill it
>>147647218
is jewyama still part of this event?
Reminder
What is the deal with the chink, he's fumbling over his words constantly
>>147647751
Would you turn down 100k?
>>147647817
what the fuck is he doing
>>147647297
eh, I'm a fag so I can't tell the difference.
>>147647825
probably because he's a chink
>>147647825
he's been told marathon after marathon to shut his mouth once and awhile and he never, ever learns
id rather listen to a clone army of the "bodied, dude" guy from yesterday have a conversation with himself than listen to kirbymastah for one more fucking nanosecond
FUCK i hate this guy
>>147647825
It's Kirbymastah, autismo king himself.
>>147647897
Drinking special sauce
>>147647825Autism
Going to KFC during the setup block, what should I get?
>>147647576
All of them have awful hygiene, acne, and autistic mannerism
There's a reason they're effectively all single past 30
>>147648047
make sure you get some mac & cheese
>>147648014
>>147647218
romscout doesn't work for GDQ anymore, idiot
![[HorribleSubs] Love Live! Sunshine!! - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.44_[2016.07.02_20.00.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QYHXRQp.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Love Live! Sunshine!! - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.44_[2016.07.02_20.00.07].jpg")
>>147648047
Chicken.
>>147648047
Jon????
>>147648070
It's usually the fat ones that don't shower
>>147647817
No one cares about non speedrunners/ non cute boys
>>147647891
yes after been found out for frauding I would give the torch to someone else
>metroid zero mission was my first metroid game
jesus christ how horrifying
>>147648047
The burgers are really good there
combine with bacon
Any drama on SGDQ yet? Is stivity there?
those are some nice tubes
Whoa I love speedgaming now
>>147648114
It was terrible
He attempted suicide later that night
did medievil avenge himself yet?
>>147648206
If you haven't smelled the main hall or practice room you can just stop
I'm really glad h3h3 exists, online chatrooms just weren't quite terrible enough already before VAPE NASH Y'ALL XD became a thing
>>147648523
I blame the old shoes and the white sports socks people wear
>>147648541
is h3h3 the guy who makes fun of people who are obviously playing roles?
What happened with the Ty run?
>>147648341
>>147648218
thats snowfats aka snowfurry,you idiot
>>147648610
autism
>>147648609
I think that's leafy
h3h3 is the guy who gets mad about people who make money from YouTube by doing prank vids and "scamming" people, then does prank vids and asks people to donate to his patreon but offers no benefits for doing so
>>147648692
not cute
>>147648609
both him and leafy, yeah
>>147648692
a fugly personality streamer no one knows, wow
relax kirby
>>147648692
>snowfurrygot a link?
>>147647653
It's really just "behave like a human being".
>>147649041
>human being
Uhm.. do you realize that you are being very non-individualistic?
>Chozodia
Seriously?
Anime,
I'll always be there for you.
When you're dreaming of WR.
When you need 5 more minutes.
Forever.
I love you Anime.
not an argument
>>147649117
N/A they all stink
>>147649117You
>>147649362t-thanks
>>147649041
But I identify myself as a non-binary speciesfluid being, I'm not always human.
Way to be offensive. If you continue this harassment I will report you to the GDQ staff.
>>147649117
is that a GIRL or a BOY?
>>147647297
imagine being this retarded. ykb is hot
![CmsUMlAXYAEaED7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ukJGhsM.jpg "CmsUMlAXYAEaED7[1].jpg")
>>147649484
She's old and married
You want this guy to beat you up?
>>147648541
this video is the proof than unironical shitposting still is shitposting
>>147649470
does it matter?
All those costly mistakes and it was only 20 seconds off his PB.
Does he even run this game often?
>metroid zero mission
>Ruined the series with whore suit Samus
reeee
finally the shit game is over. dankey time
>>147649660
>>147649470
>>147649117
I need a fucking source right now.pls
W-Where is he?
I already masturbated to boys before, by accident, this is nothing.
>>147649859
Even Blueglass realized that the events are shit nowadays and rather stayed home
>>147649770
Her name is Bimbo Slut Samus
>>147649770
>cutscene where young chozo-raised samus transforms to adult samus
>adult samus caked in lipstick
ebin
reminder that kungfruitcup has a "haha you fucking idiots" smile and not an "I care about all of you so much" smile. but betas wouldn't know the difference.
>>147649941
<3
Oh boy is that a fucking tranny?
>>147650046
No one in speedrunning would recognize a girl's smile in the first place
our girl ykb on interviews now <3
>#YOLOkillerbee
>>147650141
You need to lay off the fourchins if you see trannies everywhere
>>147650046
I don't care I just want to smear my phat cock over her forehead and fuck her throat like it's a pussy.
>>147649640
>implying you don't want to cuck him
>>147650235
>master1200
>>147650235
arslan is a shit anime
>>147650235
>>147649941
>>147649660
>>147649117
>not gay
>find this incredibly hot
?????
>>147650235
Nice
>>147650446
Hi, how are you?
>>147650468
Use induction instead
>>find this incredibly hot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not gay
>>147650521
white girls fuck dogs
>tfw EOP can someone motivate me to learn Japanese?
>>147650468
dont worry bro, you can fuck all the manasses you want as long as you say "no homo" after it's totally not gay at all
>>147650574
this is actually true, most white girls are so far gone they've actually fucked animals
the worst part is none of them seem to think that it's actually animal abuse
>>147650468
>>not gay
>>147650660
EOP?
>>147650860
Yes EOP
>>147650681
POST THE MILKY FUNBAGS
>entire playlist is DKC2 soundtrack
>they're only running DKC3
>>147650886
What is EOP?
>>147650939
>entire sonic block playlist was oldschool sonics
>only play 3d and ds garbage
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soqvsn
>>147650995
oh
English Only Peasant
>>147650995
End Of Penis
can we mute that autist on the couch
>Hey anon, why dont you sit down? ;)
What do you do /srg/ ?
I think you need to ban caffene from gdq next
>>147650468
You're bisexual, faggot
>>147650468
you are a faggot
>2 different speed versions of a game in a race
What kind of unprofessional shit is this?
so what the fuck happened in the blindfolded sotn thing?
>muh controller broke
he brought up the map though. It's like when i turn my PC controller off direct input and some buttons don't work. It wasn't broken, he just hadn't configured it correctly from what i can tell.
Why would you even go to an event like sgdq if you don't have a run in it? What's the appeal to anyone who's not participating in it?
>>147651423
Explain please? I did not pay attention sorry
>>147651375
>this marathon
>>147651467
the potential to sleep with someones wife and ruin their marriage
>>147651423
Wolrd9gaming is a very proffessional setup crew working with Mike Uyama LLLC for many years.
>>147651427
The trigger buttons don't work for menus on the 360 version. He must have done the test run on a different system.
>>147651385
>>147651394
well guess I learnt something about myself today, time to go fap to some boipussy
>>147651467
To hang out with other speedrunners.
Cirno is in SGDQ and he's not running anything just hanging out with other speedrunners.
>>147651647
Cirno really is a big dumb oaf.
>>147651467
fangays want to meet their idols
there are pinball machines
people are getting drunk
it's relatively cheap
you can be a meme if you decide to go to the front seats
its minnesota, probably parking everywhere because it's a ghost town
memes
if you have friends you can just get high on ice in the hotel room all day if you're not a poorfag and then go and watch hours of runs
memes
>>147651647
i would let cirno tap my butt
>>147650046
the sad part is that they do but pretend otherwise and lie to themselves
>suhness
When's Cosmo
Also post the funniest ments so far
I remember during one of these there was a race between two super metroid runners and one cuck died that was funny
>>147651619
http://exhentai.org/g/940685/92a05c5bb5/
http://exhentai.org/tag/artist%3Anagi+ichi
![Cmj6boZW8AA6Bc0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lYnlVWs.jpg "Cmj6boZW8AA6Bc0[1].jpg")
>>147651851
well all the good girls are taken...
>>147651647
damn is that an astro cab? is this in the GDQ venue?
>This turboautist narrating
>>147651998
>le sexual explicit interraciali meme
>Hodor
>>147652089
dumb frogposter
>>147652089
>not liking ZeraTheMant
go home nerd
>>147652047
would race smw with
>kmac lives in minny
>still refuses to run anything but zelda
what the FUCK is his problem? would it have killed him to whip out a grant run or something for this event? it's like 5 minutes from his fucking house.
>>147651647
>hang out with other speedrunners
Speedrunners are the most boring and pathetic lot imaginable, why else would they resort to a shit meme hobby like speedrunning in the first place
>>147652060
Yes.
>>147652269
zelda rando*
my bad
Where's the sgdq chat at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7IINwTFVw
reminder this is the greatest run ever at a gdq and we will never see anything like it again
>>147652047
There were never any good girls from speedrunning the only actually decent girls here were brought in from somewhere else by friends or someone else just to show off that they know girls
It's also very likely they won't stay friends after they realize how much of fucking losers they are for willingly joining the speedrunning community
>>147652395
I meant the /srg/ chat.
Does anyone have a twitch channel for serg to chat in?
>>147652545
Who's Cosmo?
>>147651615
nigga he has WR on 360 version
>>147652545
RIP RG
>>147652717
tfw this kinda hurt to read
speedrunning is dead ;-;
>fat jokes
triggered
>>147652749
dunno then, maybe he forgot or some shit.
>>147652254
long hair is a sign that you're too autistic to care about doing anything about your appearance
>>147652749
thats actually pretty based that romscout is still speedrunning and only a couple seconds off wr in his game
>>147652545
No it isn't.
>>147652820
Can confirm, I looked like a hippie whe I was a stoner.
>>147652804
Dont be triggered anon Im sure you look cute
>>147653090
Please don't lie to me like that it's very rude
>>147652927
i didnt see dragonblitz had recently got 16:52, last i saw rom had it at 16:59
gonna need to watch that new WR just fucking wow
>>147653141
Im sure you make yourself look worse than you really areCheer up
>>147653034
link a better one
>inb4 overrated fast car game
Guys is it fine if I stay here after GDQ?
I don't speedrun but all my generals have changed so much I don't feel at home anymore
relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>147653316
which generals were you visiting?
haha inside jokes
These guys are fucking great. Bunch of cheeky cunts.
>>147653316
that's ok nobody else speedruns here too
>>147653316
>I don't speedrun
You'll fit right in
why do i look cute in my mirror at home but when i catch my reflection in public i look hideous
not sure how else i can prepare?!?
PURPLE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE FACTORY
I tell you hwat
just mercy kill this shit now
>>147653237
I've had a really good depression going since I took those painkillers last night I'm waiting for a moment alone in the room to just get plastered enough that I take more and hopefully don't wake up
>>147653594post pic, i will rate you :3c
>>147653547
most of us are here for speed drama
>>147653594
you're used to this mirror
different mirrors brings different reflections
Can someone post links to videos of runners memeing the entire run
>>147653780
why did you reply to me?
>>147653695
>>147653824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPnobTZfnfU
>>147653754
Protip: do not OD on painkillers, it will cause excruciating stomach pains and can eventually cause permanent digestive problems and you run the risk of getting cuts from the inside.
If you want to not wake up for a while this was my go-to cocktail:
Four painkillers
Ten sleeping pills
Two anti depressants
and a little alcohol!
>>147653824
There's one going right now.
>mfw people don't realize these guys are a bunch of cheeky cunts and the guy on the couch is satire
>Already a level ahead of the other guy
Can they just kill this run already?
>>147653343
was literally sleeping
wake up to hell loud screaming
YES SECOND TRY
are you fucking kidding me
*closes stream*
wake me up when puwexil does something
>>147653839
I'm on tablet and it's convinient.
>>147653316
Fuck off to /pol/ and /r9k/
where's hippie?
>>147649140
you're right. I guess I'll just shout cuck at everything. then I will be a special snowflake :o)
>>147654292
Explain why I should go to /pol/?
>>147653994
>for a while
>>147646520
i'm into that
>>147653994
>a little alcohol
>little
Fucking dropped, there's no way I'd be dumb enough to kill myself later if I'm sober
>>147654194
oh, that was just the 20 second skip that only one version of the game that they are racing can do
>>147646489
yes, be a worthwhile contributor
>All this fat shaming
Enjoy this run while you can boys
>WHAT THE FUCK
rip
>>147654425
not him but you're coming off a little special snowflakey
>>147654629
In fairness the OTHER version has a 30 second skip that only it can do.
HE SAID THE F WORD.
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
in b4 void chemically castrated and banished from the speedrunning community forever
>>147654589
You don't want to drink a bottle of vodka after taking in that cocktail, because what I did were pretty high dosage, you want to drink a couple of beers with about 6% average per 0,5 bottle, so maybe a six pack or around four beers, I am taking it you still want to wake up?
>>147654757
Why would I want to wake up
>>147654837
Then you might as well chew an entire container of sleeping and anti-anxiety meds.
the runners are fucking shit
the commantry is fucking shit
END ME
>>147654685
>wojakposting is being a special snowflake now
So who wants to get together and speedrun acute boybutt?
>>147655019
i dont mind everything apart from it being a race
races are so shit in marathons (except that epic ninja gaiden relay a year or two back)
>>147655085
>Guys is it fine if I stay here after GDQ?
>>147654953
I don't have any
>>147655019
The aspie on the couch is entertaining as fuck and the two guys especially Void is fucking hilarious. Really dry and cutting comments. These guys are hilarious in a convention full of wet blanket faggots. Really pushing what's allowed.
>Monkey's don't like purple Kool-aid
>>147655085
No, you fucking retard.
Asking "is it fine if I stay here because I don't feel at home in my usual circlejerks" like anyone cares is
>>147655290
>wants to join /srg/
>somehow a special snowflake
fucking kek
the only thing special about us is our education
>>147655369
>join
leave
>>147655350
That's a penis.
>>147653316
You have to show us documentation of your autism spectrum disorder first.
>>147655548
That's what makes it so good
>>147655350
Where can I find a girl like this? Or any girl that might tolerate me?
>>147655336
>nick
>>147653406
not him but does it matter lmao theyre all cancer
>>147655146
Did you not see the DKC:TF race on the first day? One of the highlights of the whole thing so far.
>>147655350
gross it has boobies
>>147655625
Why are they discouraging people from donating?
>>147655350
>no balls
DROPPED
I LIKE THAT ZIP
wash your hair you fucking hippie
>>147655751
noted, i just don't like races usually. Even castlevania 3 race last year or before was like mehhhh
>ohon dies once
welp, kmac wins
>wait the last 20 minutes out
Is trihax a furry?
>>147655848
Just for you bby
